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>>697011601
Gotta catch 'em all
>>697011601
did he died?
>>697011931
That makes me literally shiver.
>>697012062
wtf, story?
>>697011601
dear god that stressed me out like nothing else. story?
Americans are so desperate for sugar and fat they resort to eating this. Soilent Green will be the next stage.
>>697012834
that there is mexican food
>>697012680
My fetish
>>697012680
look at that fucking razor
That's 100% infection
I bet he/she got a worse one after this
>>697012834
so they have restaurants that make fast food out of fast food?
>>697012935
Mine too.
>>697013046
>That's 100% infection
>I bet he/she got a worse one after this
Not if he only cuts into the puss.
>>697012450
that doesn't look like pussy riot... it looks like MTTV .... never mind why there were in south alabama they just were fuck you!
>>697012062
looks like theyre acting some shitty AI from some game
>>697013046
what's wrong with that razor?
This would be something for wannabe tranny Chris-chan.
>>697012080
>>697012831
All I know is some guy got kinda stuck whilst exploring this cave. Then it started raining so water came in. I definitely remember reading that he eventually got out and was fine, albeit shaken up.
>>697012480
google that shit it's some dumb clip from a radiohead vid
>>697011931
I'd say 'fuck it, break my legs if you need to get me out.'
Better than this >>697011809
>>697012480
>>697013186
It's from a short radiohead music video.
Nothing spooky, just interesting direction from Ayoade.
>>697011931
fuck. that.
>>697012831
he got stuck but later on he made it. 1 person beneath him & 2 on the side of the camera... he panicked a little but played it cool
>>697013409
Aaaaand he's not standing again
>>697012480
Radiohead posted it a while ago. Idk the exact purpose of the video but they posted it before releasing their newest album i think.
He should be executed on site for that footwear.
>>697012680
How do people let things get anywhere near that bad? I would have been picking at that shit long before it turned into krakatoa.
>>697013186
lost it.
They actually legit look like shitty AI
>>697013016
u fucking bastard
>>697011938
OP said no pron!
>>697013516
he dindu nuffin , officer, he was just praying
>>697013178
that's because it isn't pussy riot
>>697013409
When I was a kid hitting people into the face or head with fists was taboo.
>>697011931
>>697011809
>headfirst into a narrow
Totally clever. I smell the amateur.
>>697012603
chinks in a buffet
>>697013257
wtf
>>697013409
Impressive
>>697012357
What's the story behind this? I'm guessing it's fake?
>>697012918
but u can find same crap in LA
>>697013525
>How do people let things get anywhere near that bad? I would have been picking at that shit long before it turned into krakatoa.
Actually doctors will sometimes breed an existing abscess because it will become easier to lance it.
>>697012834
I'm a Britfag and this appeals to me
Although I'd feel bad about paying money for that when I know it only really costs the price of a bag of Doritos to make
>>697012272
The relief he must feel after waking up... My god
>>697013409
The best part is that he lands directly on the other kids head, essentially KOing them both at once.
>>697011931
who the fuck designed the layout of those text blocks
>>697013257
sea womb/cunt?
>>697013409
Fucking love this. Is there a longer vid anywhere I'd love to see the aftermath.
>>697013852
britfag here, i'd give that a try i'm not sure if i'd like the sauces they put on it imo
>>697012918
Mexicans already are nearly half of the US population. So it's American food.
>>697013987
>boys get up and wander off in different directions
>>697011931
>>697011809
>headfirst into a narrow, unmapped tunnel
I hope he died for being so fucking retarded
>>697012088
kek
>>697013257
did someone shoot it!????!?
>>697012834
Read filename as hate cuisine and thought it made sense.
>>697013665
I literally screamed "BOOM HEADSHOT!" at the end
>>697013852
>I'm a Britfag and this appeals to me
British will eat any waste. That whole eggs, saucage and beans breakfast is basically food waste on a plate.
>>697011938
damn, id like to get a rimjob from her..
>>697012062
>>697013932
yeah man that fucked me up too
>>697014233
Yes, we're a crazy crazy people who eat eggs, sausage and beans. Crazy.
>>697012834
that would only be edible during sports game with like 10 other drunk people
>>697012834
lol using thongs to grab the doritos are you fucking joking
>>697014116
it happened in the uk, so no
>>697014092
He did.
>>697013046
God forbid all razors come from the factory unsanitary and unfit for purpose.
Fucking nigger.
>>697013016
glass door was obviously open, you can see it to the left
>>697014233
all he has is a right coon swing but he owns it
>>697013932
>>697014298
It's from a tabloid obviously. The people who buy those can't read anyway.
>>697014490
>That last punch
Every time
>>697013665
those girls must be getting wet
>>697014394
>using thongs to grab the doritos are you fucking joking
Yea, that is what hypnotizes me about that video and somehow suits my OCD every time.
>>697012834
Pretty sure that's mexican
>>697014449
>>697014092
John Edward Jones (1983–2009) in Nutty Putty Cave in Utah November 2009. John, an experienced caver, had become wedged in an unmapped portion of Ed's Push at a 170-degree downward angle with his feet over his head complicating rescue. After some 24+ hours they had been able to move him two feet upward, and lower down food and water, when a part of the rescue rope system failed dropping him fully back into the wedge. It was after this that he became much too weak to help the rescuers in their efforts and he expired shortly thereafter. Following this, it was decided by the family and landowner to leave his body in place and seal the cave permanently.
he's still there lmao
>>697014394
I didn't see any "Thongs" in that video. Did you mean tongs by any chance?
>>697013165
>not if he only cuts into the puss
lol nigger are you fucking joking? it's more about creating an open wound that can then be exposed to whatever shithole you live in. this is why you do it in the hospital, so they can properly sterilize the area after you remove the pus so it can actually heal. unclean instruments (like the razor) also introduce pathogens to the surface of the wound, which can take advantage of the fact that your body is already fighting the staph and cause a secondary infection. dear god retards like you are why we have gifs like that in the first place
>>697014740
you know how long it took ?
>>697014050
how is that like daredevil
>>697012272
What the fuck even was that
>>697014662
>Thongs?
Tongs?
>>697014740
>John, an experienced caver
>headfirst into a narrow unmapped tunnel
Choose one
>>697012062
So what is the tale behind this?
>>697012680
O_O yumyum
>>697014845
the kid originally getting beat up is death
>>697013832
that guy sucks at giving cpr. also at knowing when to give cpr. I hope someone called 911
>>697013832
did he deded
>>697014740
That video isn't of John Edward Jones.
>>697014394
>thongs
they're called tongues
thongs would be a whole different story
>>697013832
>This kills the nigger
>>697014662
Hahaha jesus fucking christ that nosebreak
>>697013516
Executed at a specific place?
Or do you mean "execute on sight"?
Pay attention in English class so you can communicate properly, fool.
>>697014759
No I am not. Letting that pus out is about preventing it from letting the pressure push it deeper into the tissue. Also there is a membrane surrounding the pus separating it from the healthy tissue. So no bacteria will get in.
>>697013827
Of course. Because there are a lot of Mexicans in LA.
>>697012450
That's Rockbitch faggot. Pussy Riot wishes that was them.
>>697013409
yeah!
Cripple that bully!
>>697013257
Such is life in the zone
>>697015112
>tongues
Not sure if you are trolling but I keep telling you people it's tongs. Not thongs, not tongues, but tongs.
>How to English 101
>>697013806
It's real.
>>697014446
lololololol
>>697013046
Medfag here.
You're all idiots.
>>697015260
>dat vid
Yeah that disrespect for authority and law enforcement is why these niggers are getting shot. Shitstain parents teach their kids this disrespect and then they go out and resist arrest. You're not going to win against the police.
>>697013665
fat boy saves the day!
Yay fat boy!!
>>697015537
Actual medfag here
this guy is 12
>>697015131
On site. Right at the place, you dip.
>>697013257
what is that
>>697013260
No, he actually died you retard.
>>697015620
who got the last drumstick
>>697013827
>LA
Exactly, it's Mexicans Food.
>>697013409
>It's me Mario
>>697012080
He died after 28 hours in the cave
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutty_Putty_Cave
>>697014347
>we told him to eat eggs, sausage and beans
>he did it, the absolute madman
>>697014092
>>697013700
And of course you know the tunnel is unmapped and how it looks on the other side?
>Feet sticking out of a hole
>YEP HE HAS TO BE STUCK, HOPE HE DIES
>>697015415
underrated comment
>>697011601
https://youtu.be/EcP3o8RO_wM
>>697013665
love the convulsions after the first punch
>>697015898
>who got the last drumstick
This guy.
>>697015813
This can be found on youtube from multiple perspectives. He did not die. Careful calling people retard around here. Better lurk some fucking moar.
>>697016095
Yeah exactly, i hope he died for being so retarded
>>697015991
That Webm isn't John Jones you fucking retard
>>697015260
Was that pepperspray? If so, kudos to that dude and his self control. Must've burned like napalm
This is some woman's giant bladder stone.
>>697012680
That's probably the worst abscess I've seen.
>>697013665
That's a "life of working the land" kinda strong. Damn.
>>697014050
>half the population
32 million mexicans 318 million americans
kek
build that wall m8
>>697015620
>b-but muh BLM
Fucking nignogs
>>697016337
I can smell a lot of wasted lifetime
>>697013016
snek want kisses
>>697013016
Far Cry 4
>>697015539
I hate being a nigger and having to deal with other niggers, like one will state that that hate white people because their racist and that they enslaved blacks
>nigger what?
a. that state ment is racist
b. not all white people are racist
c. no one alive today (in america) has ever enslaved anyone
>just fucking lynch me now
I hate being a similar color to these shit skinned, monkey face, half brained idiots
>>697015260
>It's cool to show a guy getting caramelised and pulled to the ground by the hair but not ok to see the word 'fuck' on a t-shirt..
>>697016297
>kudos to that dude and his self control. Must've burned like napalm
That nigger is a fucking pussy and he's about to cry like a little bitch. That idiot actually walked up to them screaming at them to arrest him.
>>697016064
#1 kek
>>697014233
This guy is a fucking tank
>>697016464
You have to agree, he's good.
>>697016544
Not saying that he wasnt a retard, but still. Most /b/tards wouldn't be standing after this load of pepperspray.
>>697016544
>That nigger is a fucking pussy and he's about to cry like a little bitch.
>This tough guy thinks he could do better, hah!
>>697016337
near the end he could literally walk instead of going extracurricular with the shell and the jumps
>>697011601
>>697011809
>>697013257
>this is no fetish porn
>>697016337
There is no way this is legit.
>>697016720
Dont even want to imagine how much time must've gone into this.
>>697014848
It looks like a glass soda bottle that was built up into a monster dong dildo with some kind of rubber
>>697012450
and people cmplains about miley
>>697016064
OH MY FUCK
>>697011931
fuck no
>>697016464
alot less than you've spent on this site wasting your live
>>697012680
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>697016736
>>This tough guy thinks he could do better, hah!
I put pepper spray on my food to flavor it, faggot. Now what?
>>697016306
eye caen count to 1 potato
>>697013832
Did his punch his nose into the brain or what happend? Anyone know the story behind this webm? Did he die?
>>697016785
I'd be extremely surprised if this wasn't a TAS.
http://tasvideos.org/
>>697016950
That's called Tobasco smartass and you wouldn't put that in your eyes either
>>697015620
that name :D gorilla warfare
why are they so savage. in europe they arent like this at all
>>697015021
>is death
kek, Smaug shit right there faggot
>>697017037
It was tas
>>697017048
I know this bait but man
>>697013257
that some Giegershit right there
>>697014490
BEAT THAT ARAB FAG!
YEA!!!!!!!
>>697013516
Story?
>>697015620
And they wonder why cops shoot first!
>>697014740
I want to go jack off on his skeleton
>>697016306
this was in a dog at actually. it is at 2:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-83n-615Rw
>>697017038
>just going to wash the car real quick
>>697017046
Nice bait
>>697015021
blind* you pleb
>>697016950
triggered
>>697012603
That shit made the news. They didn't even eat all they took.
>>697016064
FILENAME
>>697013780
Kek
>>697011938
Whoa! Uh, moar?
>>697017038
On the bright side
Perfect parking
>>697015609
REAL times infinity medfag here, you're all fucking dumb
>>697017442
Homosexuality is actually more prevalent in the middle east because women are basically virgins until they're 90 and they're treated like cattle
>>697016288
i dont get it
>>697013665
hes not truly fat its just bear body shape
>>697013832
Didnt know idubbbz and jinx went through with the fight
>>697013257
They poured some fanta in it first, i saw it on youtube
>>697018018
Ewww. There's no way to un-see that is there?
>>697018018
WTF... Is there a story or just bad luck from birth on?
>>697017377
WHYYY
>>697012480
Jews in the wild
>>697018599
Keep these things coming. And not that pussy ass fake shit where theyre doing this without showing shit. Dont waste my strokes bro
>>697018643
She'll be murdered by a repressed asian manlet before too long
>>697018373
Anon what do you think?
It's a man baby yeah!
>>697016744
nah the yellow kills you too.
>>697017613
fuck is this? It looks like he's flailing in reverse
>>697018373
I this it was some kind of fucked up vasectomy where the hole was left open and the ejaculate just sprayed out.
>>697011938
This gets me so fucking wet.
>>697018373
Chris-chan's taint piercing got infected and now he has a hole that oozes semen and he thinks he's growing a vagina.
i am not even joking
>>697016528
I honestly believe every person should have to go into the military. I grew up on military installations all my life and the difference between the black people in the military and black people in the general population is outstanding. Black people are on par with whites in military communities, there's next to no racism either because of it ( Racism in the sense that people think that blacks are in general pieces of shit ). I wish more black people were like those in the military, it makes me sad. ;_;
>>697017613
Mustve put in his mixtape as he was getting in
>>697018018
FUCKKKKKKKK WTFFF IS THIS????
>>697019001
That's what happens when you get flash burns like that all of those nerves in his skin got fried.
Could you imagine the pain, could?!
>>697016142
>>697016142
Dat filename
>>697017048
because its culture, not the people.
known a lot of good blacks, but black CULTURE is yee yee fuck da police yeee
>>697018018
EW IS THAT CHRIS CHAN?
>>697018599
>>697018643
Is there a word for this type of shit?
Live K-pop where they dont show shit is just for teasable virgins, I have a feeling this is something different
>>697018643
sauce????
>>697018393
He's trying to relieve the pressure without going to the doctor. The blood pooled under the nail is painful and if you're careful you can put a small hole in the nail allowing the blood to escape. A drill is a stupid way to do it though.
>>697019311
Omg omg omg ewwwww. This is christine weston chandler?? Puke
>>697012834
That's like dorilocos with a lot of extra shit.
>>697019311
Check'd and no he still has a dick come on give him a little credit the man isn't gay.
>>697014233
>Not wanting this, wtf is wrong with you son.
>>697013665
Fuck I was hoping the skinny guy was gonna turn on him
>>697019332
/r/kpopfap on reddit. So far these are the very few examples of "almost nudity" for k pop. Not much else
>>697019519
whats that black stuff? is that blood pudding or something
>>697019141
Makes my dick moist too
>>697012357
filename
>top kek
>>697019872
black cookies. they have a special taste when eating with eggs n stuff, you know.
>>697016464
>>697016720
That's tool assisted
>>697020209
I thought that was a blood sausage
>>697017048
yes they are
just saw 5 niggers attacking a black security guard in front of a bar.
1 nigger even throw a fucking bin at the black guard and wanted to strangle him... shame my phone was upstairs and i was smoking
i got no no porn
>>697019519
>>697019872
>>697020309
They look like oreos to me
>>697020209
Blood & eggs?
You brits eat menstruation for breakfast?
>>697013516
Beautiful
>>697018168
>lipstick
>>697019872
Black pudding my friend.
Congealed pigs blood, the most ANTI-MUSLIM food there is!
It tastes fantastic in burgers with some blue cheese.
>>697014759
Dude.... Just stick it the puss!!
>>697011938
Nov 26, 2009 - After a daylong rescue effort, John Jones, 26, died around midnight Wednesday while trapped in a section of Nutty Putty Cave, Utah County officials confirmed. ... ELBERTA, Utah County — Despite more than a full day of rescue efforts, John Edward Jones died around midnight Wednesday ...
>>697016950
Gross, she didn't change her gloves between people.
>>697020480
its chocolate dough.
also, brits woudn't wait for the blood to darken.
they would drink it while cutting themselves.
>>697020421
That's a cutie, got moar or sauce??
>>697015539
Its actually possible to win against the police... just usually not a good idea to try it.
>>697016337
weak . he left coin at 1:35
>>697020421
Sauce pls
>>697020696
Full vid?
>>697014759
Nice b8 m8 r8 8/8
>>697016349
You just fucking wanted to use the word Abcess
>>697019326
He was really close to killing his friend there.
>>697021283
That's a pissed off garden gnome.
anyone have more of this?
>>697021199
its some grand master watch being made. they cost a couple million to buy.
>>697021283
>dat filename
Köksal Baba is turkish you faggot americunt
>>697021108
Fucking tumblr just standing there.
>>697016295
It look just like him in the graphics below.
>>697017014
he's just having a seizure. Pretty common after a huge knock to the brain
>>697020696
is that shit really necessary to make a watch? feels like they overcomplicate things to make their shit more expensive
>>697019519
Ok but hold the blood sausage and mushrooms... and bring some ketchup.
>>697019326
I'm sorry but...HA!
>>697014490
justice boner
>>697012088
Rubberbandits
>>697013806
in the back you can read Edir Macedo.
He is a brazilian evangelical priest, who is just interested in stealing the peoples' money
>>697019214
I have a black friend. Does that count?
>>697012357
CTRL Z doesn't work IRL
>>697011601
>>697011809
>>697011931
I always wanted to go cave exploring but shit like this makes me not want to
>>697015021
he was blind
>>697022007
those watches cost millions mr bond
>>697022147
GET BACK TO BUILDING OLYMPIC BUILDINGS BRAZILIANFAG
>>697012834
That just kept getting more and more repulsive
>>697016337
This makes dark souls look like pussy shit
>>697014050
That kid was blind as well, what a cunt
>>697016544
That's Glasgow lmao
>>697012680
Imagine the feeling when all that pressure goes away.
>>697014050
>>697016064
dsude Im crying literally lmafao
>>697012062
fucking jews man
>>697014845
kid getting punched at first was blind.
>>697019385
>without going to the doctor.
all of my why
>>697017038
He was just late for work
>>697023136
Because healthcare isn't free in america.
>>697015260
I feel bad for that guy, he probably truly feels like cops are disproportionately using force/lethal force against black people, but when we advances on police officers that aggressively, yelling and challenging them to arrest him, but not giving an indication that he will comply, he really puts them in the situation where they have to use force to subdue him.
>>697018018
> imagine you have to live under the same room as this subhuman trash
goddamnit
>>697023136
this is actually a really common thing
>>697018643
>>697018599
> STD: The Music Video
>>697017442
>The way he slaps his ass
>>697020696
clock?
>>697023314
well maybe if you hit your hand or something, it's normal NOT to visit the doctor. but when something THIS fucked up happens you SHOULD visit it, no matter what.
fuck.
>>697019493
who are these????
>>697016306
>dinosaur egg
