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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL thread
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No.
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>>697003392
Dicks out for harambe
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"HE-MAN"
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Well I haven't lost yet.
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>>697003657
lost
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>>697004413
lost
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>>697004413
I hate when this happens
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>>697000000
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>>697004555
kek
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>>697004348
Watch forest gump you uncultured swine
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>>697003657
lost, I love the film.
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>>697003969
>mah nigga you just got roasted
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>>697004857
>there are some actual autists who find this unironically funn
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>>697004885
He probably already has or he wouldn't have lost?
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>>697005027
>dog
>not doggo
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>my new goal after being on this thread
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>>697005217
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>>697004989
this should be a tv ad
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>>697005071
Mlady
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>>697005027
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>>697004262
ha, fuck you hussein.
I hope your family rots in the valleys of bagdad or any other shit city.
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>>697004857
this isn't a cringe thread
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>>697004555
Gig (Short for giggle)
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>>697004857

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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>>697005071

I can just see the neckbeard, smell the b.o. and hear the voice cracking.
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>>697004857
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>>697005174
O wait shit, I thought he was saying lost because he never watched it and he didn't get the joke
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>>697004857

The autism level is high with this one.
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Oh my actual fuck. I have never scowled so hard at my computer screen than I have now, as I scrolled through this thread thinking it's changing from a YLYL thread into a Cringe thread, into a baw thread. Take this shit somewhere else, you fucking Taylor Swift loving, gender neutral bathroom having, cumsnorting little faggots and choke on a goddamn cup of bleach. I honestly think the world would be a much safer, more prosperous world if your existence became, well... non existent.
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Dirty bastard
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>>697005592

Fucking lost
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>>697005624
lost, where is this face from? I remember it from somewhere
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>>697003969
#burn
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>>697004857
I wonder if Notch read these
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>>697004555
Lost, and nice trips
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>>697005449
kill yourself
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>>697005027
This demands it's own thread and debate right now.
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>>697005606
OP lost
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whole thread an hero please.
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>>697005265
gig (short for giggle)
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>>697005776
Well this is the kid's original face
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>>697006082
Yeah, i knew its a photoshop but thanks for showing me the original again, I already forgot his expression, I just knew that it was no joyful expression.
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>>697006185
What is this?
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>>697006390
rule 34 rick and morty
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>>697005449
lel
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>>697006082
I just remembered what the shopped face reminds me of.
Its one guy from Scrubs, the brother of Carla, who laughs like this in one shot.
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>>697005624
i'm kill
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>>697005071

This just isn't the sort of thing you send in a text message.
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top gig
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>>697006750
lost
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>>697005449
cri (short for cringed)
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>>697003969
Kek
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>>697006119
Im actually genuinely curious how that dude walks around
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>>697004052
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>>697005071
It's alright /b/ro I feel you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc
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>>697006452

Yep, I do nigga
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>>697005071
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>>697007179
I love that one. top gig
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>>697006750

I so don't get this. Anyone care to explain?
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>>697006953
Fag (short for faggot) like you
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>>697006452
Funnier than you.
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>>697007315
there is an image overlaid on the wing of the plane, of the guy wearing a fedora. when the ailerons of the wing move, it is as if he is tipping his fedora.
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>>697007315
Tips fedora
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>>697007066

Hard one

Badoom tish

XD
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>>697004857
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>>697007455
cont.

and if the word aileron isn't known, surely you can figure it out within the context. but if not,

aileron - a hinged surface in the trailing edge of an airplane wing, used to control lateral balance.

see attached picture for a visual guide.
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>>697005832
File name
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>>697007483
>XD
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>>697007179

He really didn't think through his response. Classic Autismo behaviour here.
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>>697005559
Newfag
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>>697007455
>>697007470

Thanks fellas. When someone says "just the tip" I think of something totally different - if you get where I'm going with this...
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>>697004857
Did you hear about my sides?
They were destroyed!
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>>697007081
>Mom
lost
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>>697007673

Gargle on my jism dude

8=====> - - - -

XD
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Winrar
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>>697007315

here is another demonstration for you. the curvature of the overlaid image in relation to the wing curvature has just been approximated of course. but you get the idea.
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>>697007315
it's summer and you need to leave
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>>697005847
Probably every night before he goes to sleep.
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>>697007299
renamed to niceguy.jpg
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>>697007794
LOL! I hear ya, buddy! Mind if I share that line to a few close personal friends? The guys at the office would laugh out loud i am sure!
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>>697004989
Hey, STOP! :'(
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>>697008137
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>>697008286
like your dad 'stopped' drinking?
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>>697004192
what game is this?
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>>697008395
too much irony for you robert downsy junior
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>>697007983

Far out someone went to a lot of work to help explain this joke. Thanks.

As I said, when someone says "just the tip" my mind doesn't go to Fedoras.
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>>697008137
LOL XDDD 420 BLAZE IT XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>697006119
he walk on tippy toes with socks on
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>>697008586
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>>697006943
>it says you're online? x2
Lost
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>>697008416
they're perfectly arranged by height
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>>697005328
Shia detected. Hi Shia Labeuouuufff
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>>697008662
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>>697008604
gig (short for giggle)
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>>697005606
Lost... kind of
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>>697008795
Fag(short for faggot)
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>>697004857

>I'm sure you can guess what happened!
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>>697008894
nig (short for nigga)
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>>697008894
i gigged hard (short for giggled)
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>>697006973
On his front toes
https://www.autism.com/symptoms_toe_walking
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>>697008448
this
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>>697008795
My cancer sense is tingling
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>>697003557
sleep tight keksandra :^]
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>>697008448
Sniper Elite 3
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>>697009084
I don't get it?
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>>697008448
Sniper Elite (maybe Sniper Elite 3, or 2, i dont know, check it by yourself now)
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>>697004262
"Did I feed cat"
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>>697004857
Somebody should write a MCguide:"how to pic up little boys"
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>>697008416
pls post the full set i need it
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too much summer in this thread
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>>697008416
You're*
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>>697009434
>>697009357
this isn't a cringe thread
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>>697006943
Top fag
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>>697009524
nope.

That would make it the same as
>like you are dad 'stopped' drinking?

which is not correct. you are wrong.
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>>697009600
they are not mutually exclusive
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>>697009111
holy shit you got trips, it's legit
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This thread went to shit fast.
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>>697009660
see>>697009600
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>>697008699
out of all the shit in this thread, this is the funniest. Wtf is this room? why are they eating takeout on hay? Who are these dudes and why are they being photgraphed
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>>697007723
Kinda funny on a low note
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>>697008662
original, fucker
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>>697007299
Gig isn't a thing. Are you that zozzle fag?
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>>697008699
The more I see from this party the more questions I have
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>>697008635

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha

hahahahahahaha

It's funny because he meant to say glass but she implied he should drink the whole bottle.
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>>697003557
sleep tight keksandra :^]
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>>697010053
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>>697009373
this is ylyl, not cringe
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>>697008709
Was this chrynoble?
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>>697009895

It's the MGTOW Annual General Meeting.
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>>697010115
you don't get the humor. it's almost a parody of itself. like the 'save it my friend' thought process.
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>>697010053
what kind of slop is this?That one guy took like half of that red tube food.
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>>697010096
at this point i don't think i even want to know what this is. It's marvelous that it exists. The first one looks shooped based on how their feet look.

Idk what is going on
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>>697007315
ailerons... Like "Aliens" How can you not know this?
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>>697004413
I don't think there will ever be a time where I don't kek at this
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>>697010283
it's a can of cranberry sauce. red tube food. lol
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>>697010268
it's like aliens approximating human food and the containers from which it comes
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>>697010268

Oh I get the "humour", it's just not at all funny. This is the sort of joke middle aged women make.
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>>697009267
maximum zozzle
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>>697005402
+1
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>>697008017
underrated
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>>697010455
with a pineapple slice on top. and an olive. lrn2cuisine
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>>697010481
you are still not getting it. that's the point. look a few levels deeper.
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>>697010246
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>>697010268
Thank you.


>>697010132
The only other I had was this but someone posted it.
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>>697005606
shit im in the wrong thread
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>>697010566
>>697010455
>>697010268
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>>697005071
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>>697010817
pretty pretty good
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>>697004413
>>697004475
>>697004555
i fucking LOST
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>>697006113
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>>697010954
that looks kinda good
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Its like it a cult or some shit.
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>>697010053
Is that a blue fucking turkey?
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>>697007563
>did you hear A A skeleton
fix your filename faggot
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Male Chef Thanksgiving - C H R I S M A G G I O
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>>697007613
My native language is not english so I wanna know how to pronounce EYJELRION
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>>697011144
that's the sauce btw

and the turkey is blue due to the powerade
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>>697011112
Literally.
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>>697004857
HE WAS DESTROYED
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>>697010566
now you are just fucking with me
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>>697011182
say 'ale' (the beer like drink)
then 'er' (like the start of 'error')
then 'on' (like you turn a switch on)
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>>697003557
Sleep tight keksandra
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>>697009514
Lost
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>>697011080
Are you color blind?

>fuggin green dipshit
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>>697008635
fuckin middle aged women.
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>>697011195
>>697011112
you
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You might be entertained by this, so here...
Once long ago, my father ran a business
Under staffed little place
Recruits hired (sexy females) to help boost business
Many, many applicants, very few worthy
One in particular was 11/10
Tits, ass, she was perfect
Hittin on her daily (I was 18, she was 20 something)
Every day she flirt back
Really avoids doing anything else though
Work with her a year and get to know her more
Interested in me too at last
Lies to avoid anything below the waist
Likes making out still, so I bide my time
Dad out of town for business meeting
I'm the boss for a week
Ego pumped, 11/10 now works under me
I try to use my new poer to sway her
No effect, she know temp power means shit
Handle business as usual with her, nothing new
Eavesdrop on a call she has
Really can't hear much
She apparently has been meeting some other girl though
Lesbian? Not sure
Every week at least one call to/from this number
Eavesdropping most calls, she is definitely in deep with her
Possibly friend, drug dealer, hard to tell as there talks are almost cryptic
Tried to search the number before
Only lists as "mobile number"
No other info on her
Investigation must commence
Get spy crap like hidden camera/mics
Hide them in the store a few places
Tape one call that I actually hear (spy crap was cheap)
Insane realization
Find out "other girl" is MY old ex (short relationship, crazy ex)
You bitch! is all I can think
Old hoe better not screw up 11/10 with me
Unsure if they even know of the connection though
Done with the status quo, gotta act
Once me and 11/10 are alone I start pushing
No offense, but you've been too secretive since I've know you
Tired old, I know, but... excuses
Really pursue any chance to get closer
Eyes tear up as she readies to spill the beans
Phone calls we're for "therapy" of sorts
Lusty babe, is a dude with no dick (and a LOT of surgeries)
Yonder ex is becoming a guy too, and they planned on being together on day.

also read the first letter of each line
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>>697007081
Lost
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>>697004741
lost to a fucking comment
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>>697011438
I have some bad news for you anon...
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>>697003557
sleep tight keksandra :^)
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>>697011438
I actually am colour blind.. I saw blue as well
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>>697010954
>English detected
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>>697005559
Are you fucking retarded you newfag?
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>>697004857
Reminds me of the young and autistic me that bought a Chuck Norris joke book and showed it to my class.
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>>697011542
halp
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>>697011016

Is it over?

10/10 would click all pics again
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>>697010807
Is that corn in a hotdog bun with relish?
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>>697003557
Sleep tight keksandra
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>>697011786
That happened to you 3 months ago
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>>697011680
kek
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>>697010638
>>697010638

You're finding meaning where there's none to be found. How stoned are you?
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>>697003557
sleep tight keksandra :^)
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>>697005071
Dumbass. Cruise through life with the spirit of an unstoppable penis. Sending texts should be only for women and the "small breed dog" types of men that exist beneath you. The beautiful women should come to you, and you should take a quiet pleasure as they jump through hoops for your attention. Fucking hell. Also take a shower, and shave. it's not hard.
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>>697011786
I still have own of those. it was a gift. lol
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>>697009385
fixed
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>>697009660
Youre*
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>>697012141
wrong again.
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>>697011016

So it's some kind of messed up homo key party?

Explains it all now. Have fun, dear homos
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>>697012176
You'r*
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>>697007062
>>697007179
>>697010871

looks like the beta squad has arrived. Quit making the same dumbass mistakes. Women (like men) are primal creatures. Being mr. romance is unattractive as fuck. Having a spirit of victory, and being unstoppable in anything you do is what makes women wet as fuck. When you text "romance" at women you like, it comes off as desperate and is a huge turnoff just as a smelly tumblr shaped hairy woman is a turnoff to you.
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>>697004857
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>>697012215
Drive safe, doggo
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>>697007299
are you the fag who is trying to start top giggle? you are lame as fuck
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>>697012233
I already posted the source. a quick search will show you the page.
>>697012311
nope. apostrophe isn't possessive in that case.
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>>697010909
I want some guac now
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>>697003969
Oh shit
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>>697009789
Atleast someone loves him.... I have no love
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>>697012405
Your'e**
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>>697012578
four loko on table
would not bang
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>>697012583
please tell me that's the sister and not the gf of the furfag
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>>697011520
Did not read
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>>697012630
Fuck.. I didn't even notice. I loved this picture and you butchered it.
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>>697012583
Mom's face...
>I should have pulled you apart with a coat hanger
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>>697011808
There is no white
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>>697009895
>Documents social gathering with pictures
>Autist over here laughing his ass off
>Fuckin' Autist
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>>697011520
.
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>>697012880
NIGGA DID U JUZ SAY SNO WHITE?!
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Fap
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>>697012771
No that's his dog that he dressed up like a girlfriend.
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Yea, motorfucker
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>>697003557
sleep tight keksandra :^)
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>>697013114
I'd much rather write an apology to my ancestors for wasting the few moments I spent here.
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>>697012991

wtf kind of "social gatherings" do you attend to make you believe this is typical?

It's like tim & eric come to life
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>>697010053
cake with a stock photo on it
>Windex bottles of sauce?
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>>697008523
I want this to be real so bad
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>>697013317
I'm not sure where you're from, but adults like to have fun in a variety of ways. It's not all about awkwardly trying to get laid, showing off your dance moves or making fun of the fat bitch walking by. Hell, my friend and I drove to Nebraska once to eat breakfast at IHOP, and drove home with the windows down... in a blizzard... waiting to see who would chicken out first. He spent ten miles hanging out the window with his pants down, and I stopped halfway back to Oklahoma City to get a picture with a big fake dinosaur.
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>>697011680
top fucking kek
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>>697008416
I dont get this

Are they all retarded or something?
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