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ITT: inner architecure masterpieces
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>>697000779

That would scare the shit out of me. Like, literally... i would have a completely clean colon trying to shit there.
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>>697000779
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>>697001045
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Bump for interest
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>>697001093
it will hardly kill anyone
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>>697001093
literally fell out of my chair. no idea why
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>>697001265
Shows what you know, this is an advanced home defense/cleaning system. Just try a rob my house, if you dare
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>>697000779
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Bump this is great
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more!
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>>697001948
they were angry about the excess lamp posts they bought and ended up installing on the bathroom
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>>697001385
i'm not a criminal scum
was just idealizing it shooting in someone's leg
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>>697002357
you were right about it being shit
hell criminals can sue you if you injure them
always aim for the head
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>>697002342
how can i poo with this ?
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>>697002342
WTF
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>>697002357
The robot is well trained

First shot in the leg to stop them/put them down
Second shot in head to kill
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>>697000779
Don't make fun of Poland and Polacy.
Poor people have to be creative.
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>>697002528
I feel like all the weird stuff ITT is from Russia.
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>>697002305
the got them in from the post-christmas sales in a garten center i guess
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>>697002634
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>>697002999
actually fucking awesome
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>>697002528
I wonder what he is playing.
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>>697001385
>>697001093
Has anyone seen the film runaway? There's literally a cleaning robot running amok in a house with a gun, this design actually looks better.
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>>697003084
Stump Wars
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>>697002488
you have to shit on your hand and throw the shit into the toilet afterwards. the advantage is that you wash your hands and flash at the same time saving water.
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>>697003100
I've done shit like this. Laptop cooling is serious business.
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>>697003167
I wonder what she's playing.
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>>697003100
never thought angyr birds is that demanding
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>>697002528
lefthandedfag detected
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>>697003084
poker
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>>697003268
I'd rather see a buch of cables than this bullshit
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>>697003268
That's good. Could be a little shorter though.
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>>697002999
thats pretty cool actually
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>>697002999
not my thing but but a neat idea well executed
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>>697003268
tfw when the shitty box will drive more attenttion than the power strip
retarded designers
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>>697003268
fire hazard. traps heat and static electricity.
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>>697003100
this actually pleases me
i hate it when people put their laptops on fabric that covers the fan ports
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>>697003268
what the fuck is the purpose of this?
this one of those shitty things you would see on hose sites that sell LOL GEEK STUFF AMIRITE?
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>>697002985
Is that an ac unit?
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>>697003464
I like when they do that
normie scum it's always buying new laptops so the industry can survive
hell some of them buy new computers when the OS become slow
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>>697003381
Wut
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>>697003790
actually nice
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>>697000779
That fucking thing weighs about 400 pounds. And if the bearings go bad on it forget it. That's just plain downs syndrome.
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>>697003615
yes
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>>697003381
a poor fag's computer case. now idea what the the isolations foam is for tho.
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>>697003084
dota 2
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>>697004126
pretty hard for it to fall
it will be there when your grandchild die of old age
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>>697002634
good for movies
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>>697003261
Probably just Super Mario 64
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>>697004624
zozzle
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i fucking hate this place
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>>697004605
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>>697002488
You go to the designated shitting street with the rest of the Indians in this thread
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>>697005067
this
this I like
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>>697005384
That picture's from Finland u autist
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>>697001045
Did he die?
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>>697005384
>lost for days
>wander across some village
>has glass for walls
>see a couple
>jerk off and cum on door knob
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>>697005067
Tbh this isn't that uncommon

Think about it. It's air and water tight, solid metal, heavy as balls and easy to put a lock on
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>>697005346
Reminds me of fallout
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>>697005346
haha wow neato
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>>697002985
Lol the ductwork is strong with this one
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>>697002780
>open door for free heart attack
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>>697002999
Really cool until you have a leak.
Also with all the shelves in how is this mother fucker piped in?
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>>697005712

Jesus.
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>>697004131
lel what in the fuck?
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>>697002999
>>697003063
I would do this if my GF would let me
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>>697003100

frick?
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>>697002342
That is NOT how a bidet works
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>>697004780
/thread
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>>697004126
You are wrong, I used to deliver and install all types of furniture. 175 lbs tops. Also they are built to be able to mount to a wall. If they are connected to studs with the proper brackets there is no problem whatsoever
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>>697002342
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>>697000779
fuck an inner ; but how does an outer work
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>>697007380
Washing machines are not designed to be wall mounted. The vibrations would eventually works those brackets loose, and and cause other damage to the wall by weakening the mortar
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>>697000779
My custom battlestation at work count?
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>>697004131
I've always wanted a VW thing!
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>>697002842
Truedat anon. I grew up in a trailer house. Well on my way to aquiring enough assets double my income while simultaneously growing more wealth faster than inflation in another account. I dont want a Lamborghini... i want a field full of old cars and mowers and shit to play with. Im s grown ass man and im more excited about not working and building pic related then playing golf...
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>>697003100
How fucking retarded can you get? It'll blow against the laptops fans which may just break shit
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>>697007953
>How fucking retarded can you get?
Id don't know. You just surpassed by expectations.
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>>697004605
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>>697002899
Ethan Klein in about five years.
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>>697002985
talk bout a cool leg
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>>697003223
Amen. Mine caught fire once and almost burned our housedown. Moral of the story?

Dont pirate 100gb of porn and viruses from Limewire while passed out under a handle of jack.
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>>697003261
*deleting
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>>697008110
Good point, you convinced me
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>>697003100
>damed if I know
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>>697005712
Christ
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>>697008301
FUCKING GET A DESKTOP IF YOU WANNA GAME
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>>697003167
Clit on..........Skanky Bytch
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>>697004126
There is also no weight distribution for those brackets so the mounting bolts in the wall alone support the weight and movement of the entire unit. They should have used cantilever braces to redistribute the weight back into the wall. Even then, I doubt that wall was designed to support weight and movement from a washing machine. Overall a very bad idea poorly executed.
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>>697007630
Bullshit. I owned one. It didnt even have feet or level bottom.

Mfw

Wall mount stuff is wall mounted

Is okay...
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>>697005954
>be in snow
>pull out dick to masturbate
>dick doesn't get erect due to the cold
>attempt to masturbate cold, shriveled penis for 3 hours
>give up and ask people for directions to home
>back in warmth, still hasn't regained feeling in penis
>go to doctor
>"son, I don't know how you did it, but you managed to get frostbite on your penis"
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>>697003790
Breddy gud
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>>697005954
>>697005954

>kek
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>>697003268
A bull didn't Shit this
Trust me
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>>697000779

what happens if you drop your clothes taking them out of the dryer

>It's a vicious cycle
>Pun intended...
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>>697004248
apparently to hold in as much heat as possible.
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>>697008110
Lol, that fagit...
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>>697004780
>Spayed
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>>697008770
I am pretty sure that the door is not directly above the toilet
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>>697008535
Lol, i didnt wanna game. Just wanted to see some nazi midget pr0n and fight the ubervirus m8
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>>697001355
shut the fuck up, asshole
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>>697003942
Is that a futon?
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>>697002867
>MFW this is actually the first legitimate thing in the thread.
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>>697005908
Rename this pic: how to instal vlc player.jpg
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>>697003100
it figures, it's an hp
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>>697009205
kek
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>>697002999
i don't get it
please explain
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>>697003790
knowing the price of individual pieces, this is actually more expensive than concrete
lest you buy a sack of lego bricks from a stupid mom who's son is in uni
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culinary architecture
i made tacos keto tacos the other day
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>>697005712
99% sure those are DEUTSCH
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>>697009596
>processed ham
>sauerkraut
>hard-boiled eggs

jesus, Ill bet you are one rancid smelly mother fucker.
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>>697005346
Comfy af tbh fam
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>>697005698
U muss b nu hear
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>>697009596
That looks like utter shit I wouldnt feed that to my dogs.
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>>697000779
atleast the seat would be somewhat warm from the heat of the dryer
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>>697002831
Indians Indians smelly indians
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>>697009844
no, just min-max-y when it comes to food
they were actually very good when you but in some cheese and mustard
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>>697003790
seems legot
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>>697010220
No. No they weren't. Good god Anon
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>>697002899
Think that guy should have passed away by now, if this is the life he has since been living
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>>697001407
anyone who knows what the painting is in the middle?
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>>697010356
i think its a painting of Philip Seymour's Hoffman
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>>697002867
If it works what's the problem?
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>>697010517
your mom
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>>697002867
>the filename
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>>697006982
Kek
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>>697005908
VLC installation in progress
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>>697010486
i actually googled him you absolute faggot

but holy shit, he od'd a few years back, thought this guy was still alive
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>>697010323
What do you think about my favorite dish of
>185g tuna
>200g sauerkrat
>40g mayo + 5 olives
>mustard and pepper to the taste
don't have a pic sadly
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>>697010556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c14buJtYSs
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>>697010707

>newfag detected..

>u such a fag annon.


>hope u checked that black and white pic that he is acting like a model.

>lel
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>>697005712
>ameritards will defend this
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>>697007630
Firstly, home implements have to past safety tests to be allowed into a home, especially things that are connected to the plumbing system etc. They wouldn't make them wall-mountable if it was unsafe.

Secondly, the bracket screws are massive, they have their holes drilled out before they are inserted and the holes are packed with wood glue before the screws are threaded in with an impact drill. 6 of these screws across 3 different studs in a big rectangle evenly distribute weight, do not allow for any vibration and I have only EVER had to re-mount a washer when there was water damage and the studs had rotted
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>>697006593
>Also with all the shelves in how is this mother fucker piped in?

Either a) the shelves are just a facade b) the shelves fit around the contours of the bottom of the sink or c) it's a very shallow sink.

Probably A.
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>>697005346
>megaton.jpg
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>>697010726
>don't have a pic sadly
Thank god.
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>>697002528
few months later
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>>697009358
It's a sink cabinet/shelf that looks like one of those red, often wheeled tool shelves.
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>>697005712

This actually is from my home town, it's Germany.
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>>697000779
Toilet on top would've been better.
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>>697000779
needs a tank to store water from washer after the back of toilet fills up
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>>697010346
He's obviously dead, those computers are from like the 50's and he looks old
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>>697010212
Thats clearly a nigger
are you blind
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>>697011280
If that washer lets go, you'll die like Elvis
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>>697003790
That's a street artist.
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>>697003381
A little too much thermal paste there.
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>>697002899
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>>697011000
Noooope. We wont. 0 fucks given because i myself have choped on that picture to trigger autism. The original is a myth. Let alone u can buy adaptors and they probably killed the breaker just to make a viral photo.
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>>697011579
Kek
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>>697011579
Yeah, but that shit will NEVER overheat
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>>697006593
You've never built anything in your life, have you? It could be done in a few minutes with an angle grinder. Fucking pleb.
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>>697007660
really want to bash ya, but my current work station has 5 monitors, only 2 of which work because FUCK YOU swollen capacitors.

Also, do you do IT for Steven Avery?
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>>697011437
look at his hair
clearly an indian
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>>697011000
Don't have to. It Plugged itself.
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>>697007660
clean your carpet nigger, is that a cum stain?
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>>697000779
so if looks stupid but it woks...
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>>697011654

They did it as a joke before viral photos were even a thing I guess.
I could actually photograph this area from the same angle and could show you guys that this is from Germany, not from the US or Russia or whatever.
Just saying, if you guys are interested.
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>>697011257
>that looks like one of those red, often wheeled tool shelves.

I don't think it just looks like one, I think it actually is one. He just took the wheels off.
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>>697011401
>those computers are from like the 50's
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>>697011639
backproblems
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>>697005067
this one is not bad

just a poor mans gun safe
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>>697006972
shed let you if you kill her
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>>697011754
Nooope. Run a rock quarry. Load dumptrucks all day. Days like today it rained. 50/50 either busy as fuck with big trucks haulg ditch liner to fix washouts or i sit on my balls getting 10 hours of overtime to shitpost on /b. Fortunately its looking like the latter. Goofy top left monitor is for security cameras but got gay coords male/male. TV sadly just plays dvd's for now. When i build this rigging it was all from free shit and i actually assumed some thug would rob this place. Thinking about building a new setup but its hard to be motivated depressed and hungover everyday.
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>>697011754
Other than the general dirty appearance of everything, what am I supposed to be looking at here?
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>>697003261
Black Ops: Syria
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chujowe mieszkania do wynajecia
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>>697001989
And here we have the bathroom, inside the living room.
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>>697011880
Lol, pic of "carpet." U clean it nigga ww just gonna track 300 pounds of mud and rocks in here for the next 3 days. I clean when it dries out. Most stains are either water stains or oil. I assure u i dont just clock in, jizz on my office floor, and then shitpost on /b.
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>>697012296
The key on the blue keyfob down on the floor. Pic is from Steven avery's house and those keys are said to have been planted by the police.
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>>697003164
Are you literally serious faggot?
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>>697011639
>open computercase
ISHYGDDT
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>>697008238
Yes, lets.
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>>697005063
>designated shitting street with the rest of the Indians
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>>697012002
It wont matter. The plebs will screem "chopped." I'm considering making my own troll photo and timestamp it but not show the ariginal until i trigger 100 autists on here.
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>>697003942
you mean an hero's room
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>>697012292
Any cool shit happen at the quarry?
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>>697012781
Just google it, we don't need the thread to turn into that
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>>697001265
but guns kill people
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>>697012658
you really cant get any lower unless your pillow was a litter box
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>>697012781
>imma bait them into saying i'm a newfag when in reality i know about what i'm asking
>haha, i'm so clever!
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>>697004935
this design looks very cyka blyat
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>>697010269
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>>697002899
dubs checked
chain checked
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>>697012736
what's wrong with that? I leave the side off my case and it works just fine.
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>>697005712
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>>697005346
Would you live here for a month without 4chans and Facebook?
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>>697002634
... This is genius. Get an XBOX controller and... Oh my god.
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>>697005712
holy fuck
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>>697012296
watch making a murderer
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>>697012658
KEK. U mutherfucker... i was standing here ar work and chuckled and outloud said. Huhuhu rape sux.... fucking out of no where a mentally handicapted ninja was standing right behind me wanting a credit application. Acward as fuck anon... bonus: when im by myself out here i unbuckle my belt to make my fat pudgie comfortable.

>obese neckbeard blurts out huhu rape sux while standing there with his belt undone
>mfw
>still gonna make small talk
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my poor mans setup years ago, i couldnt even afford internet back then, it was sad. my cantenna was impressive tho
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>>697003084
Actually he's playing dofus, a famous french mmorpg, so I'd say that kid is probably french
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>>697011280
this has been also implemented
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>>697010726
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>>697009126
no, it's Russia
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>>697013298
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>>697012925
I used to work at 2 for Hitler's meaner and more abusive father and now work at one and babysit another.

>acquired skills of most heavy equipment
>able to do side jobs for cash moneis at my leasure
>get to play with dynamite
>ger to drive 100 ton haul trucks (for reference its like walking upstairs in your house and driving it down the highway
>run hitatchi ex110 shovel a lot (have pics with my mazda pickup mostly in the bucket
>saced up one day and grabbed hold of and squatted on a rock screen and had operator turn it on full blast. Didnt hurt, surprisingly easy to hang on to
>but felt very strange for hours
>pretty sure it jiggled my brains
>all the heavy conveyor belting you can haul away
>unlimited cans of parts cleaner to fuck with
>lit a coworker on fire and didnt know hed spilled gas all over his leg like 2 seconds before.
>fortunatly we were standing near a waterpump on a deck thing and i just powerbombed his ass into the pond
>mfw i lit a united states veteran on fire and threw him in a pond

Kek


Pretty much all i got anon.

Pic related

Appears to be similar but smaller model of the shovel i spent 18 hours a day in.
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>>697000779

If the grey water from that washer went into the toilet's tank, it'd be a better masterpiece.
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>>697013857
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>>697001045

Play with a blindfold. "Cut the cock off the faggot" is all the rage party game number 1.
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>>697014488
What is wrong with you? Get rid of those notifications.
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>>697003268
What the fuck r all those cords even plugged in for? Just plug in the lamp and not look like a retard
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>>697014745
Nope. I gave up on the great notification battle in 2015. I lost. I just ignore them.
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>>697002528

"Dmetrei, dont tell mother i log on all night"
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>>697011000
Sir. Plugs are of yourapeein design
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>>697014488
Damn, sounds like actual work. Every fucker I know just works in an air conditioned office. I went out into the sun once and it was horrible.
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>>697001385
dude, you don't have to brag that *your* dick doesn't get to ankle level.
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>>697014984
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>>697013030
But guns don't kill people, people kill people.
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>>697013776
No, I can definitely see how you'd mistake it for Dofus, especially pre-2.0, but it's Poker.
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>>697002528
>Be from Belarus
>All-in with J3
>Win
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>>697015401
dat shit good
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>>697004248
optimise air path
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>>697005346
It's like ready player one
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>>697010212
poo2loo
DESIGNATED
Stinky pakis
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>>697010486
Why couldnt they just call him Phil Hoffman what the fuck is the Seymour shit about?
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>>697012658
Average melee player's setup
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>>697004935
Why are fridge not designed with 19 inch rails?
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>>697015201
Yeah i used to bust my ass. Fortunately now i just fuckoff or bounce around in a loader. Never forget the day i descided to quit. Fucking mining equivelent of OSHA but 14 times larger cocksuckers MSHA showed up. If we get a fine we get 3 days off. Pretty much guaranteed 3 days of overtime off your check. Ice storm is mid rampage. Cuckfag narcissistic FUCKBOI boss is yelling at us nonstop. I'm laying in a conveyor belt patching a hole freezing my ass off. Running a power drill and getting shocked repeatedly cause im using goddamn powertools in the goddamned rain. Get done, go to climb out (frozen to the belt.) Get help up and just get to my feet. Boss hollers at me we all got 3 days off. I started my way over to beat his ass. Msha guy steps in. I just smile and crack my neck violently loud and start taking my gloves off. Calmy wink at msha guy an tell him he can eather move the FUCK out of the way or take the first ass beating. 4 guys carried me to my truck and made me leave while i was in a fit of autistic rage. I called my boss on the way home and calmly told him we can either what happened today and i'll start looking for another job, or you can fire me and i will break your kneecaps with a goddamn baseball bat. Never talked to him again until last week at the bar. I bought him a shot and he told me they need a hoe operator. I said $30 an hour. He's like pffff wtf no way. Said hey man, i remember working for your slave driving ass. I only need 10. The extra 20 is dealing with you bullshit whining and bitching. KEK
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>>697004624
Pizza crop is looking good this year
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>>697008535
lolwut I don't want cables and dust everywhere.
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>>697015033
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>>697014705
not gonna lie, I'd like having this
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>>697011437
Yeah that's clearly an Indian
Indian Indian smelly Indian~
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>>697013298
well if it isn't Jules Fucking Verne
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>>697016771
Lol
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>>697000904
Hope that wall has cooling vents
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>>697008238
it's actually heating the house
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>>697001407
fucing dope office too shit never really saw this
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>>697017986
So they're hotpants?
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>>697004131

I'm a bit lost on how this works, if it does at all
can anyone clarify?
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>>697010356
at first I thought it was a Hitler. Then I realised he wasn't that much of a douche to hang hang a portrait of himself in his office.
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>>697018143
lost
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>>697018388
yah dude
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>>697003942
>#wotisdayz.jpeg.rom
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>>697001045
A weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>697013869
2nd this perfect use of gif
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>>697002899
maybe he has hemorrhoids
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>>697010726

What exactly is the purpose of the five olives in this mess? That's like mixing olives into turds to make them taste better.
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>>697013298
steampunk pc
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>>697019383
>That's like mixing olives into turds
You've never had turdolives?
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>>697016876
so you don't need to bend over while puking?
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>>697012658
10/10 would kill myself
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>>697005712
plug is gfi they would be fine
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>>697001407
Its a damn shame he did all that meth
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