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Faces of 4chan, I will start
>>696997648
Bump
>>696997648
Bumpitty
>>696997648
Jesus you came back
>inb4: underage, stfu and r8
>>696997648
holy shit if you had shorter hair you would be like 9/10 (6 maybe 7 with the long hair imo)
>>696997648
I want to bear your babies, where are you from?
>>696997648
Well, I suppose I should put this feedback to use
>>696998312
0/10 look like you haven't gone through puberty faggot
>>696997648
Burn half your face and I'd call you The Hound.
>>696997648
inametalband/10
>>696998005
isis/10
>>696998312
proactive/10
>>696998375
Illinois, lol that's all I can say
>>696998540
that's a shame, nowhere near europe :'(
>>696998485
imashamedofmyface/10
Show it.
>>696998485
tits
>>696998606
Haha I'm not, I just like my eyes
>>696998540
what's your age, though?
>>696998726
Lets see that face femanon I like how it's good and round.
>>696998909
wouldhavebeerswith/10
If we get at least 4 femanon posts I'll post my caveman face up.
>>696999002
7 years older is a bit too much, dang
>>696997648
Oh hey Jon Snow.
go for it
>>696997648
Is that a trailer/10
>>696999161
thumbnail/10
>>696998983
Cheers mang
>>696999161
unviewable thumbnail/10
>>696997648
This is no place for mortals!
>>696997648
Fuck it, me and my ex.
>>696999222
trips confirms nubian queen
>>696997648
I'm so glad to see so many people attending, thank you all
>>696999222
Goddess/10
Would take out for drinks and steaks.
>>696999331
Nicebeard/10
>>696999331
Your Ex is hot but looks hell shady, like she'd shoplift ya friends dick behind your back
Kudos on the beard and actually posting yourself
666/10
>>696999222
Tits
Cropped the fiance out
>>696999451
Mwah
>>696999412
you look like kurt cobain and kirsten dunst fucked and had a tranny kid
Kirsten Cobain / 10
>>696999161
Shit my bad
>>696999401
Not even African tho
>>696999592
If you could do me only one kindness in this world write "happy birthday Jack" on your hand and make a kissy face.
I can then die happy.
>BTW it's my birthday
>>696998520
>isis/10
Not even close, shit glasses much ?
>>696999674
Fresh angle, girlfriend included
>>696999573
6/10
Ditch that Hollister shirt man you just look like a tool.
>>696997648
The year 2000 called, they want their Andrew WK back. Also, what's life like in a prefabricated mobile domicile?
Hello
>>696998909
You look like an evil bunny from an evil movie
>>696999822
Yeah, I love his stuff, and I'm not sure, I was just visiting
>>696999757
Prove it
>>696999762
Shut up habib go back to the Apple support call center.
>>696999909
7/10 You look like you have an important job.
>>696999331
Poor guy, but i can see why you dumped him.
>>696999802
Kirsten Dunst + Kurt Cobain dating Paramore / 10
Your girlfriend is a super babe, kudos on getting fire snatch
>>696999989
How exactly am I supposed to do that?
I'm not posting up my ID because that won't turn out well.
>>696997648
nice hair
>>697000215
Hmm ok
>>696999802
Damn, a ftm and a mtf in the same relationship. I bet neither of you knows who belongs in the kitchen.
>>696999946
So far people would have beers with me and I look like an evil bunny from that evil bunny movie, classic 4chins
>>697000254
Thank you based femanon.
>>697000390
I can't find a pen hahah can I just do it on snapchat
>>696998909
>>696999812
Hell. That might be the only band name shirt i own. Im a broke ass.
R8 me /b/
>>696999684
hot but probably a douche in real life
>>697000294
the pants are around her ankles most of the time so I tend to cook the meals. Plus my food tastes better
Ay
>>697000538
Yeah but which one is the her?
>>697000538
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>697000538
Less of a Kirsten Dunst look and more of a Heath Ledger 5 months into a methamphetamine binge
>>697000538
And wait, the cooking is so bad "her" pants are always around "her" ankles while she's blasting ass on the toilet?
hello
>>697000575
You look like Matt LeBlanc from Friends took a shit, a really big shit and had to lube his anus with hairgel from Cosco.
>>697000457
7/5
>>697000588
you're welcome to find out
>>697000766
Christ dude.
>>697000766
Kek
>>697000446
I spend all day on 4chan I don't have snapchat.
Lord deliver us from our lack of pens.
>>697000453
Get a different color one then that orange is just horrible.
>>697000787
I don't get it. Is that one of those liberal sayings?
>>696997648
>>697000852
Feel free to buy me one. I just throw on whatevers available.
>>696999265
monkey/10
>>696999265
Hot but probably a metrosexual
>>697000575
You look like if a 9/11 first responder had an abortion in the second tower as it was collapsing and it somehow survived and posted a picture in this thread
>>697000691
more or less I choose not to eat it, and make my own. Which she eats. So for now the extent of her usefulness is companionship and waddling (pants at ankles)
>>697000979
You must be a richfag Slav
>>697000766
dubs hath confirmed you are infact excrement from Matt LeBlancs dirty wog bum
Well my meh-ish face is here
>>697001076
That might be the most racist thing i have ever read?
>>697000852
Who doesn't have snapchat tf
alright
>>697000979
Here lemme rest my biceps on my knees to make them look bigger. Kek fucking faggot
>>696999222
Goddamn girl, I would do... exactly anything you wanted me to if we met...
>>697001308
Crushes mad pussy.
>>697001174
since when is appreciating my partners love, support, companionship... and not her cooking... racist? This might be the dumbest response tonight
>>697001319
Kill yourself?
>>697000313
>>697000313
Frank!
>>697001319
Which would probably be, "get the fuck away creep!"
>>697001451
You don't even understand what a philanthropist yr being.
>>697001451
Shut up Kirsten Dunst / Kurt Cobain / Methed out Heath Ledger
No one cares about your dirty girlfriend and her middle eastern cooking
>>697001512
Lmao
>>697000538
made me gay
ejaculation/10
>>696999265
Cr1tikal/10
>>697001498
My name isn't Frank but I wish it was!
>>697001615
Why everyone be putting down kurt like that?
>>697001702
That 1080p really brings the wrinkles out of your knuckles. And the dirt out of your fingernails
>>697001706
Donnie Darko, oh shit
I look like Frank from Donnie Darko.... get fucked
>>697001451
I think he has, quite correctly, surmised that you don't like her cooking because it's all traditional Jewish dishes, and you're being racist and anti-semitic by talking shit about her cultural cuisine.
>>697001647
If that made you gay you may want to look into yr family history for homosexual molestation.
>>697001162
Your jawline is the straightest thing about you.
>>697001732
Sorry Kurt
Was trying to be funny man, my bad
Should have realised I peaked after that Matt LeBlancs asshole call
>>696997648
that's how I imagine you guys
>>697001702
Those are some dirty ass fingernails. What, you a bass player or something? They dirty.
>>697001609
OR, you dont quite catch the drift, mixed with my undertones and sarcasm. You should know these things. I did almost forget that summer is here
>>696998485
i want bj now :o
>>697001843
That's alright, he was my favorite character.
>>697001872
Don't have to look far, haha. You're welcome for the compliment.
>>697002034
Worksatbestbuy/10
r8 me
>>697002034
You look like Zorro and Jon Snow gang-raped John Goodman right before he started making really shit movies
>>697001916
Well done
>>697002034
Hide your nephews!
>>697001870
Then, as you have so elequently surmised... said individual has deduced this assumption based on the misunderstood rhetoric of yours truly
>>697002232
0/10
Sports cuck
>>697002232
Thad Castle/10
>>697002068
How could you forget it's summer, that's why you're here isn't it?
>>697001958
It's okay I heal fast
>>696998485
are you Heather Feather?
>>697002283
Fart sound!
>>697001870
>anti-semitic
Sorry I can't hear you through all that zionist propaganda in your dick-mouth. I mean dick-hole. I mean hole I put my dick in.
sports cuck? R8 me
>>697002459
That's pretty insulting :(
Damn, some people (one guy in this thread at the moment) take themselves way too seriously
>>697002526
5/10
>>697002379
I have no recollection of time, day, month, year, season. I work at Amazon. It wasn't until I read a few posts that I realized what time period I currently reside
>>697002526
Mom bought that watch/10
>>696997648
Look 90's goth Steven Tyler.
Fucking fag.
>>696999222
That is not you and we all know it
>>697002647
Damn, you sure try hard to convince yourself you are special don't you? With all that fancy speech and sexy aloofness...
>>696997648
So Jesus and Kurt Cobain are in a relation ship
>>697002624
is anonymous, and still afraid to call anyone out directly. Stout character you have. I bet your backbone is incredibly resilient
>>697002793
Okay buddy
>>696997648
https://youtu.be/qV3PhvCf_Jg?t=11s
>>697002986
That's rude, you know i have a bad back. Too far anon... Too far
>>697002886
Did you just call me a loof?
>>697003001
Tits and timestamp you fucking slut
>>697003001
Well done, my apologizes ma
>>697002886
I only respond with what's thrown at me
>>696997648
Fuck you Jon Snow
>>697003095
How dare you insult my intelagents
>>696999222
>>697003207
That's fucking great didn't even think about that
>>697001237
why you have to be so mad?
>>697003001
Holy shit lol you're a hoarder
>>696999064
No one cares
>>697003165
I bet you have to convince yourself daily that you chose not to speak to them and no one is smart enough to hold a conversation with you
>>696997648
are you playing gothic (on your screen)
>>697003258
Would do/10
Twice
>>697002034
that fat guy from GoT that fucks the dumb chick from the incest family/10
>>697003450
>ch
art thou a woman
>>697003450
Fingers crossed you're a girl.
>>697003472
HAHAHA Sam. I quit. hahahahah
>>697003143
I'm good, cunt
>>697003489
>>697003497
Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
>>697003382
actually I speak with everyon,, and am able to hold quite a few interesting, intelligent, and colorful conversations with everyone I interact with. My job demands it. Or has my persona given you enough information that you somehow know this to be fact? Are you perhaps secretly jealous?
>>697003596
If she is who she says she is. I need snapchat to confirm just saying.
>>697003676
LMAO, hahahahaha a guy wants to fuck em. hahah
>>697003450
Hey, I've got no personality but look at all this stuff someone drew on me!
>>697003676
The 1st one that said "art thou" wasn't me. Also, fuck off then.
I'm in the back left
>>697003688
I call bs
>>697003863
Lols why do you have to be a asshole, someone wants to bamg you. HAHAHAH you look like you get no play hahah
>>697003932
bet you've fucked the chubby one
>>697003801
You're a fucking faggot and it's funny because you're probably an autistic loser who cries about being a virgin all day. Like literally the only thing you can think of is pussy and you say I have no personality..
>>696997648
Pls no h8 am very suicidal
>>697004010
Ok.
>>697003981
Because i'm not gay?
>>696999161
>1469787090374s.jpg/10
>>697003992
Chubby one meaning who?
>>697003946
I don't have a reason to lie. It's what I'm forced to do every day to survive. It's how I met my girlfriend. I train everyone that comes through the building that I work at
>>697004083
Exactly, stfu. You're a typical neckbeard that lacks any likable trait in his personality.
>>697004088
Not being a dick, but you look gay so..... I can understand why other dudes fucks with you soooooo.....ywahhhhhh...
>>697003863
u wont r8 u get r8
also you know you like dicks or you wouldn't look so girly ;(
>>697004021
Totally see the suicide thing
>>697004159
Yr telling me, you work with people who don't know how to use the toilet?
Lily(s) nudes enjoy
https://youtu.be/hcwUbBYehkM
>>697004021
If you are suicidal, don't think you should expect any good comments unless you are a female. That is a shirtless female on /b/ Don't take comments to heart. Look up rules of the internet. Don't take anything personal
>>697004388
Not really a nude, j.s
>>697004342
Some of them dont, but most do. It's statistics when you deal with the volume of associates that amazon does.
>>697004021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxF6eGaxx6U
>>697004461
That's nude. Well done good sir
>>697004209
>>697004224
I could kill both of you losers still. I'm 6"2, you're probably a manlet.
>>697004596
I bet you could totally wreck their asses
>>697004596
Lmao, Dude i'm not even being a keyboard warrior. I would literary beat the living shit out of and let that anon fuck you. It's not even funny what i'd do to your emo puck rock ass face. If you ever in Richmond Va, let me know faggot
>>697004596
>>697004678
Wear a condom or two boys, all those tats bound to have a lil hep c
>>697004764
Richmond, VA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay pussy. I'm from Chicago, IL. I'd beat your face in.
>>697004764
Yeah but you do that and they will call you transphobic and lock you up for hate crimes.
>>697000324
Oh this Fucking pedophile.
>>697004832
Who is this exactly??
>>696997648
>>697004596
Yeah, you could kill me. I could kill you, but I mean, we're just stating facts here.
Also I'm 6'1'', so I mean, that's not exactly intimidating. Congratulations on thinking of "manlet," though. Choice vocabulary, my unwitting friend. ;(
You're welcome for the compliment, Godzilla, didn't mean to run over your toes. Of course, I didn't realize that you were one hundred and fifty stories of B.o.B.
>>697004968
In a round a bout kind of way it might be someone called lily
>>696998312
Ugly fuck. 2/10
>>697005094
Sure you are fucking loser. Not my fault you're gay.
>>697004157
the fat one you autist
>>696997648
What band do you play in?
Also lit me UP
>>697004948
Who fucking care's where you are from. I'm from Nyc, who gives a fuck. From the looks of it you from the suburbs of Chicago or the city. You not hard boy. But you got this little argument on /b/
>>697004948
Im from australia, straya land AUS
ill beat you both you dirty niggers
>>697005218
Whatever's clever, but keep telling yourself that you aren't while you prance in your pretties ;(
>>697004958
Didn't mean faggot as in gay. The word faggot in NYC, is used more like bitch or pussy. Just one of those things you know
>>696999331
is that u liam?
>>697005299
Why would that matter? Sorry my parents are rich. Like, how is that even an insult? Fuck new york and fuck your shitty pizza you loud, retarded faggots. Yankees suck too btw.
>>697005401
Oh no i meant because "he" is obviously a ftm tranny
>>697005382
Okay loser.
>>696999002
why haven't you posted your dick yet?
>>697000749
kill yourself
>>697005441
Ahahahaha loud how am I loud we are reading what has been typed. Do I present that much of influence. All real New Yorkers are Met's fan dickhead. HAHAH you on /b/ to see how the rest of the people live. FUck outtt'a here I like our pizza so ok.....Anything else ...??
>>697000749
Don't listen to the other guy. Smoke a joint, you're doin alright.
>>697005528
It's all good bro. The lid is a rich lame. He can't effect anything online or in person believe me.
>>697005967
Don't ever do this again. Please
>>696998485
pretty cute
>>697004516
Y u do dis :'c
>>696998485
Prove it. Take a pic right now, with a sign that says /b/
>>697003001
you got a self esteem problem going on there with all those selfies?
>>696998485
I'll fuck this rabbit
>>697006275
What if she only has 1 nipple and 3 toes and they all are middle fingers....????
>>696997648
Look like a cool guy to me, OP.
>>697006169
Huh? How does having selfies mean I have a self esteem problem?
>>697006354
I'm not even bad looking, throw me that snap name...
>>697004408
What are you trying to say I'm too sensitive!? GOD NOBODY EVER UNDERSTANDS ME >:'c IM GOING TO MY ROOM
>>697006438
OMG DUDE, you are a fucking great anon. In fact I think perhaps one of the greatest
>>697006354
you need validation from outside sources, genious, its like the sluts posting only selfies on instagram, insecure fucks
>>697006341
i said fuck not touch, I'll fuck if she had a fucked up hip
>>697006438
Generic great value mitch lucker
>>697006486
I tried to make you feel comfortable. Whatever, bro
>>697006489
a peace of fucking paper -.-
>>697006438
Holy fuck dude, that's so funny. Oh man, ya' got me. Meanwhile you're a fucking loser wishing I was gay. Keep dreaming. :3 I hate faggots.
>>697006489
She legit. I fucks with you
>>697006586
Fuck that I don't wanna get up
>>697006586
Fuck that, I don't wanna get up
>>697006621
Adding because you cute and I'll put some respeck on that
>>697006438
Whoa, i have gotten tons of responses from guys on Craigslist in yr area using this pic and it's barely been up
>>697006561
Doesn't mean I'm insecure haha
>>697006621
Let me know if I am ugly
>>696999757
Youre using green text wrong m'am
>>697006831
Alright haha
>>697006775
Stop doing shit like this you fucking faggot. Literally hope you burn in hell.
>>697006724
RESPK brother
>>697006802
Yes it does, that and/or your dad doesn't show you enough love
>>697006906
Leave me alone pls
>>697006906
this pretty much
>>697006720
>>697006681
i got it first time xD
Rate me plz
>>697005903
thanks anon.
>>697006869
I think they guy that wanted to fuck you is cool. I think you should burn in hell. I hope satan ass fuck the shit out of you rich boy
>>697007064
That*
>>697006831
You're okayyyyy 7/10
>>697007041
the average joe, pretty nice beard, but try and cut it, i think it would look nice. 6/10
>>697006869
Some dude is willing to pull a train on you but only if his man can join, near buffalo grove. You down?
>>697006585
Its just a prank bro i really am an asshole with no feelings whatsoever. ily for being a good sport bb <3
>>697007140
Damn, she violated me on /b/ . I'm hurt kek
>>696999802
Why are you wearing lipstick faggot?
>>697007041
Everyone get off the bus/10
>>697007204
You got me hahaha Good shit
>>697007073
Muff diving expert
>>697007245
Thats a snap filter you bottom feeder
>>697007175
I'm not gay, but I'll let you fuck em lol. Then we post on his parents facebook, what do you think?
>>697007064
This sounds like something someone with autism would say. I hope you get bit by a water bug.
r8 me
>>697007569
no
just no
>>697007556
Is that it.? Autism and a weak water bug come back....??? Jeez I feel bad for you. So weak. No point in even entertaining you anymore.
>>697007569
Dat Boe Tie
>>697007759
Don't you know what a water bug is? They sting you, liquify whatever is inside and then drink it with their mosquito like nose thing.
>>697007569
>mum get da camera
>>697007922
I know what it is , but is that it. Again not point of continuing this for sport
>>696997648
what the fuck are you doing here HOZIER?
tfw completely ignored
>>697008148
At least he had balls to post.....
r8 me
>>697008690
Get the fuck pff /b/ you are like fucking 13
>>697008690
slav/10
