God-tier ass thread
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God-tier ass thread
>>696994335
>God-tier ass thread
>posts fatass
well this went offrail fast
>>696994650
>Implying a pawg is not god-tier
Bump
>>696994721
i'm not implying, i'm straight up saying that the ass in the pic is lowtier, only reason it looks moderately ok is the pants. get her out of those pants and that's just your basic fatass
these are literal fat whory sluts with plump fatass op why don't u post a pic of youre mom faget fuck this thread my wiener is sad
Right, stretch your leg and grab your thigh
that's what these arses feel like.
Oh nvm if you're a muriburger, just grab the armrest of your mobility scooter
>>696995437
I just stretched my leg and grabbed it like you said. All I feel is muscle.
These asses don't look like they'd feel like hard muscle.
>>696995058
>>696995157
me again I disgusted that you think this is a hot ass my stomach acid literally protruded
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty
Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I want the booty, lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty
>>696995694
How about you post a good one instead of complaining
:^)
>>696995676
Not all of them no, but >>696994914 for instance. Yuck. Threads like these are usually filled with this kind of "booty". The rest isn't al that bad idd
>>696995772
so wait, are you implying fat and no muscle is a good thing or a bad thing
>>696995945
>>696995984
I wouldn't say these are god tier, but they're nice. Saved.
>>696995769
ok something good for you.. I gues
>>696996186
>>696996825
look at the turd cutter on that one!
This could be a great thread. Any more?
>>696994968
Wow what clothes are those? Thats just for fucking or what?
Who was that tumblr chick who was obsessed with working out and her hulk bbc boyfriend the short one with the amazing ass queen something
What's with this kardashianization of asses today. Unless you're a black man that fed on white obese women for years until you eventually started fetishizing on the morbid sight of asses so fat that their owners should seek medical attention, no one in their right mind would ever want that sack of fat slapping half their upper torso while fucking. The reason normal people would ever start fantasizing about asses that size is due to famous niggers promoting them in music and the feminist propaganda claiming "curves are beautiful". So to everyone in this thread posting asses the size of mountains is because you've been brainwashed by niggers and feminists. If you were successfully brainwashed by niggers and feminists, you're pretty fucking retarded. Pic related: What a 10/10 ass actually looks like.
>>696998387
Speak for yourself. I liked big butts before they were cool.. All personal preference
>>696998387
Sorry ... too skinny for me...
>>696998387
Science you faggot
>>procreation
>>birthing hips
Let me guess you like boobs, themost redundant part of a womans body unless shes lactating.
>>696998612
Probably because fat girls were the only people willing to have sex with you and your brain over the years went from ignoring the grotesqueness of it to fetishizing over them. I bet if you have sex with 80 year old women (or fucking horses for that matter) and nothing else for years, you'd start finding their wrinkly withered bodies 'sexy'. With the exception of your right hand, your brain will start fetishizing about whatever the fuck your thrusting your dick into, given enough time.
>>696998934
dem shorts, i so want a pair like that. just too embarassed to go buy them
>>696999294
Retard
>>696998942
>Let me guess you like boobs, themost redundant part of a womans body unless shes lactating
Yep. sooooo redundant
>>696999294
You're implying there's no difference between a fat girl's ass and a thin girl with a fat ass.
I love how we can't just enjoy the asses. Or ignore the asses and go do something else. This is why we can't have nice things.
>>696998942
>>696999566
Confirmed.
>>696999294
Nigga the girls with the best asses actually excercise, no want wants a sagged in fat person ass, I want a tight, full, powerfull ass
>>696999566
Yes...redundant
Too beta to stick your cock in a hole so you preffer she gives you a lateral handjob. Nice, fag.
>>696999827
Seconded
>>697000152
lolololololol
You think any girl is letting me fuck her titties but denying access to the pussy?
Dawg I fuck my girl in any way I choose.
>>696999566
i've literally never managed to fuck between the tits, do i need a big cock for that? i feel like i need more reach or need to get closer to the tits.
>>697000152
honestly though, handjobs are the best, even better than pussy/ass
>>697000334
Sorry to break it to you
You gay dawggggg
>>696998942
Nope, I am an ass man all the way. Regarding boobs, I prefer them just as I prefer my asses: tight and without the addition of gallons of high fructose corn syrup. Big or small, doesn't matter. As long as they're attatched to a healthy woman. This applies to asses aswell, but the ass trend for the moment doesn't seem to segregate between good genes and fast food.
>>697000152
Hand jobs are good when you get older when women learn what they are doing am not talking about the rub the tip of your dick dry 15 year old hand jobs you got back in hugh school
There is nothing "God-tier" about a fat ass. What is wrong with you people? Short, stumpy women with fat asses are "Manlet-tier". Goddesses are long, lean, lithe, and elegant. Hobbitesses are short, stumpy, bulky, and frumpy.
>Pic relate. Behold, the ideal female form.
>>697000290
insane
>>697000566
Estrogen puts fat in boobs and in ass testosterone makes you attracted to that fat as simple as it gets bitch
>>697000566
Nothing fat about (most of) these butts. These girls are often in good physical shape. Maybe not everyone likes the same thing as you? Imagine that
Here you go, you lovers of the short, stumpy, bulky, and frumpy female form. This is the nightmare waiting for you.
>Behold, what your fat ass obsession looks like in 15 years. Enjoy.
Dump
>>697000388
>'ve literally never managed to fuck between the tits, do i need a big cock for that? i feel like i need more reach or need to get closer to the tits.
I don't think you should need a big cock. Six inches or so seems like it should be plenty.
Get her on her knees right next to the bed sucking you off. Then gently lay her head back on the bed and the titties will be ripe for fucking.
here ya go
>>696996601
wow shes hot, got any more?
Blondie fesser
>>697000689
>testosterone makes you attracted to that fat as simple as it gets
How cute. This manlet thinks he has lots of testosterone because he is attracted to fat asses. Wrong, frodo. The reason men are attracted to fat asses is because they are subconsciously regressing and seeking the comfort of their mother. Your attraction to the fat ass is a proxy for the cradle of your mothers arms. You are a beta, a manchild, a momma's boy. An immature and unformed adult. That is why you are attracted to the fat ass. You are soft inside and you seek softness on the outside. Simple as that, frodo.
>>697001899
>>696995984
Horribly undefined, fatty legs.
>>697000821
The ones that were skinny in high school are usually the ones that go downhill lol
>>696999314
Post your ass and let us review that
>>697000926
More?
>>696995559
>>
Please tell me you have more
>>697001957
Wow! Projecting much? It's not his fault you can't get any type of ass even though you heard somewhere that being tall gets you laid. Your beta butthurt is shining bright! Real Alpha males don't waste time calling people Frodo, get some coolness and you might finally get a decent woman although I doubt anything can help you.
>>697002520
um, don't want to ruin the thread. my butt is ok, but nothing great
>>697000709
kek
>>696994876
Dani Daniels used to have a special place in my heart. Until she got blacked.
>>696994955
I'm not that guy, but yeah, true story, can confirm.
>>696996601
Now we're talking. Any more?
>>696994968
All hail. Hard diamonds.
>>696997811
Those were all shoped pics, my friend.
>>697002281
Lol yeah the attractive girls go 'downhill'.If your life consists of being a fattie and comfort eating, not really much to go downhill from, is it. Becoming fat is like self-harm, main difference is that you become so repulsive that people stare at you on the street and don't even consider you a human being. I'd rather cut off my right hand than becoming a fat fuck. Would still outlive and probably have a better life than someone who self-medicates with twizzlers.
>>697001957
>Your attraction to the fat ass is a proxy for the cradle of your mothers arms
Your attraction to long, lean, curveless women is a proxy for the bony embrace of skinny prepubescent boys.
>>697003410
11/10 would cum inside
>>696994721
yeaaah boooiiiiii
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIbQOwdBSqr/
some girl I met this summer
>>696997811
Crystinabootyqueen tumblr
>>697003600
Literally no ass, gtfo
>>697000290
Kek
nice edge bro
>>696999320
Nice, really nice.
>>697003566
Anal or pussy?
>>697004058
Would tilt/10
>>697000709
That's a nice ass
>>696999566
>posts fake tits
you're not helping your case buddy
>>696994650
are you fucking retarded?
the gf
>>696994335
That ass is horrible. Too fucking big.
The content in here is great but the conversation is fucked.. If you don't like the thread then leave and make your own
>>697004207
Pussy, any more?
>>697002330
My favourite ass in this thread so far, any moar?
>>697001957
Dude..like...woah. Some people can like big asses, some can prefer small assess....
But people like you who put soooo much effort in writing fancy replies on 4chan for some anon who's already logged off, that person has real issues...
>>697004786
If you want a girl with the body of a 12 year old boy why not just go for the 12 year old boy lol
Just a hint of a nice big ass
>>697004910
No...I just post random bitches...
>>697005008
Nice creep anon
>>697000998
Nah. I've got a 5.5 incher. My ex was a 34C. We tried tit fucking a few times just for fun. Had no problem doing it.
>>697004920
This
Also big butts are best butts.. i dont want to fuck some bitches tailbone
>>697005211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sA5UQmgAM
>>697005124
Couldn't help myself...
>>697005123
is it weird that i wish i was one of those "random bitches" ?
>>697000998
yeah ok, i'm like a tad below 4 inches, do You think that is too small for tittyfucking?
>>696999566
source btw?
>>697000566
Oh so you like men
>>697001957
I will ask you politely to be mature and leave if you can not respect the likes of others, the one acting like a manchild here is you, most of pepole will not give a fuck about your likes or dislikes so stop bothering kid
>>697005361
You want to be the bitch or fuck that bitch?
>>697005211
>>697005429
Would like to see her standing up in a heels...
>>697001297
Name?
>>697005642
be the bitch
>>696994807
shoop
>>697006089
Yeah i have the original somewhere. The original is still great
>>696994844
WHO IS THIS
I KEEP ON SEEING HER EVERYWHERE
>>697006259
Remy lacroix
>>697006026
Why? So you can play with yourself?
>>697005629
Lol so beta that even on an anonymous online forum you talk as if you're afraid of getting beat up. "I will ask you politely to be mature[...]" i hope you realize that there is no such thing as a white knight alpha. You reek of beta and you know it.
>>697002968
>I liked a whore until she did what whores do
ok buddy
>>697006990
God damn
I get this, regularly!
>>697006559
no, so men can play with me
>>697003481
Rekt
>>696994650
Faggot. Massive faggot.
>>697007505
lord what a booty
>>697007228
And youre gay, trans or what?
>>697006785
look mom look i tryed to be edgy on the net im so awesome....Grow the fuck up sissy bitch.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>697003481
Top kek....THIS
>>697001957
i know this is bait, but seriously dude, boobs are the biggest mama substitue and it's so obvious i don't know how these other guys are so mad.
ass is attractive cause big hips: baby producer, big ass: stores fat/healthy, thick firm legs: walks, strong and can probably ride a dick well. plus just looks awesome.
>>697002520
Why do you want to see his butt?
>>697008308
Shameful pathetic homo
Expect a dox and a visit soon
>>697003198
Hhhhnnnggg
>>697007118
sauce
>>697008509
cause he's a candy ass
>>697003481
#RektBeyonRecognition
>>697000290
I knew it all along, Squidward. No one can resist a Krabby Patty!
>>697008596
well, i wish that won't happen even though i have fantasized about it
>>697008267
Sure, everything posted here is 'artistic work of fiction' or 'falsehood', but that's not a person pretending to be beta. In fact, when one is so beta that it shines through in an ass thread on /b/, my thoughts go out to you. I fond this ass only to cheer you up. If it's your preference, great. If not, well, it would only make sense that you are suceptible to feminist propaganda and such a cuck that you think kanye west is an authority when it comes to asses.
>>697000566
There must be some mistake - you accidentally posted a singing broomstick instead of "the ideal female form". Have a nice day.
How's this stack up?
Rate/comment?
How's this?
>>697010023
Blurry in general
The answer is Lauren Drain's ass...but all the other post are nice.
>>697010161
It's a photo of a camera LCD. Sorry. What about the ass?
>>697009758
Initials CAB?
>>697010337
Nope
>>697010408
What are they then?
>>697010618
RSTLNE
>>697009758
It doesnt
>>697010423
i would pay too much for her to sit on my face
>>697008596
HA- Gay
>>697010680
Did I solve the puzzle?
>>697010423
Surely I'm not the only one who finds this fucking disgusting....
>>697001957
>arguing about something subjective like attraction
i know you think you're smart but sometimes you should stfu and lurk more.
>>697001297
fuck yeah I love one piece suits and especially int he thong variety
anyone have any more of her?
>>697009146
>x
Sauce?
>>697010423
>she fell for the starting strength meme
>>696995437
tf kind of asses have you been grabbing your whole life? your dads?
>>697011648
>>697010423
just looking at this makes my back hurt
>>697010997
its gross. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick
>>697011801
10/10 imo.
>>697008150
Where's the ass start and end?
>>697006002
Ashley Alban
rate?
Hands down the best ass I've ever witnessed
http://www.xvideos.com/video16408253/6cam.biz_cute_8bitdeviants_flashing_ass_on_live_webcam
>>697012437
>>696997638
Momma Mia!
>>697012237
Oh... It is so, so good. Love that ass.
>>696994807
more
>>697005008
I love that gap
>>697012437
>>697012536
10 out of fucking ten
>>697000342
fuck, sauce???
>>697012858
>>697012872
what would you do to her? you really like it that much?
wife
>>696997746
Hahaha its godtier not flat tier
>>697002968
I don't care. It's not like she would be interested in me ever anyway, so who cares? She got a bigger paycheck, it doesn't affect me, so w/e.
>>697012951
oh yes. i want to bury my dick in that beautiful ass
>>696994721
>pawg
>thick
Take your nigger-speak somewhere else
>>697003481
I like what I like, and who analyzes this shit so much?
>>697013188
oh she likes that... she also likes her asshole being licked.
>>697005206
So you have no upper size limit?
>>697010423
She has a deformity. Her lower half is deformed.
>>697006797
The heart wants what the heart wants.
best 40 bucks in portland i ever spent.
>>697012762
You and me buddy. Jealous/10
>>697011067
/b/ always argues about subjective topics
lurk more
but I like u because u know its pointless to argue about subjective opinions gg
>>697001048
please moar, anon-kun
>>696997746
what a fucking ass
>>696997746
any more??
>>697014607
got moar?
>>697005689
kek
>>697014807
>>697014875
I don't.. But i wish.. Maybe someone else here does?
how is this?
my cousin teasing me with her amazing ass and see thru yoga pants
>>696995559
that is fucking perfection
>>697015526
I like where this is going...
>>696998612
>Speak for yourself. I liked big butts before they were cool.. All personal preference
arrogance/10
>>697009270
KEK
>>697000566
Nope.jpg
>>697000821
Yea, but i don't care about that. I just want to masturbate to pictures.
>>697015502
more?
>>696999294
Your taste in women is stuck in the nineties when having a big butt was gross for some reason.
>>697000566
I found your girlfriend
(Hint: it's a fucking stick)
>>697010884
You would die.
>>696994335
Lol I posted her once and see her on here allot want more of her?
>>696995945
That looks like Claire.
>>697000566
couldnt agree more , a lot of these whores look like donkeys and or pigs
>>697016208
yes please
>>696994335
https://youtu.be/QImX2VTpVPA
>>697016400
>>696994955
>>696994650
Better look at that Ass
>>697012271
I wish she did porn.
Snagged this from my friends computer, his gf has a fuckin ass on her
>>697001957
This has to be the dumbest thing I've read on here in quite some time.
>>697017034
>>697011660
Underrated af m8
>>697010991
Perfect!
>>696995437
>Jealous europig detected
Listen little eurocuck, we know your 3rd world shithole self is mad that they aren't an Amerigod, but that doesn't mean you take it out on them. Please save yourself the trouble and kill yourself, Europig. Fucking die.
>>696999566
Harmony Reigns
>has a nicer ass than her tits
>>697012932
If I went hiking with that, I would never make it back to the damn car.
>>697000566
Kill yourself.
>>697015502
>>697015978
Aw yeah.... her again. amazing.
>>697012951
Make babies
>>697018117
tawny stone's ass is a force to be reckoned with.
>>697018094
Holy shit moar!
>>697018977
like really?
>>697006559
Moar????
>>697019003
at image limit bro
>>697019025
Yes
>>697001957
Kill yourself, faggot. Fucking die.
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