I see.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I see.
I ruined the thread, Badger.
There wasn't much to ruin.
And I ruined it anyways. I spoiled all the fun and it's all my fault. Isn't it great?
I just posted pictures of garbage over and over and made people deal with it.
I am ecstatic.
I'm losing my mind and I can feel it and I can't stop myself and I'm scared.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It is frightening, but you'll notice no great change in the end.
What mean you by this?
I feel like I'm being watched all the time. I can't sleep because alarms keep going off.
I should go lie down and stay awake for another four hours. But what's the fun in that?
It's pretty hilarious that the 4chan furry community has the biggest drama queen attention whoring edgelords
badger delete this thread
It'll pass. You might feel like you're losing your mind, but regardless of what happens, you should be able to recollect yourself after a while.
>>696994761
[words]
It'll never pass. Each time it gets worse and worse.
>>696994818
[:^)]
>>696994761
What mean you by this?
Have you ever heard the parable of the woman and the snake?
Have you ever heard of suicide
And yet here you are still.
>>696994894
Did I tell you to reply to me? No.
Suicide? Suicide? Suicide? Suicide? Suicide?
Only because I can't afford a gun.
Suicide? Okay.
>>696995323
I didn't know one needed permission for that, that's a new one to me!
Falls are only effective about 31% of the time. Poisoning/ODing 2% of the time. Asphyxiation less than 1%. Guns are the only pretty much guaranteed method with all guns being about 80% effective. The numbers fluctuate based on the individual types of firearms, with shotguns topping out at just about 100%, small caliber handguns being much lower.
>>696995591
Nah, I'm just deliberately being a cunt.
>>696995323
Oh I'm sorry friend :((((( let me suck your dick to make up for it
>>696995428
You don't need a gun
>>696995785
I'll suck your dick for wanting to suck that other dude's dick
Sure, but to do it another way you gotta be pretty tenacious, which I'm not.
Go parachuting, but don't open your thing.
Have family claim faulty equipment and cash in on your death.
>>696995785
I'd really prefer you didn't. I'm not good at receiving blowjobs.
>>696995959
>>696995959
>>696995959
Also hey squoshins, I thought you were gone.
I don't want money to be made. Nothing should come of my end but the end itself.
Eh. Computer blew a capacitor in the PSU so I needed something to do.
Anime threads are enjoyable so I stuck around there mostly.
>>696996087
I call dibs on your paint stuff then.
Besides, there is much work to be done before that time. Much work indeed.
>>696996012
Ayy, that's why you need practice, so let a barrage of gay faggots from 4chan suck you off, including me
It's going to be burned in a big fire. So sayeth the law.
>>696996154
Why are you doing that? Can you do that?
You exercise today?
>>696996262
YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
>>696996227
UGH
>>696996262
Nah. I won't be starting daily work outs for a month or so.
I might be changing jobs so I'll figure that out first.
I posted a pic of a guy on Growlr in the anime threads and they thought it was me 'till I posted a pic of myself.
>>696996317
I thought you didn't care what others thought?
>>696996373
Why did you do that?
>>696996396
I want to know why you said what you said.
>>696996373
And I'll have those buried in a box in my place.
>>696996486
As a joke. Then people took it seriously and I'd rather not be known as a fat lard.
I'm quite proud of my frame at the moment.
Regardless of any changes I want for it.
>>696996541
You're killing me, James.
>>696996618
As for my body, throw it in a dumpster somewhere.
>>696996707
Only if you spread my remains at Disney land should I die first.
Oh, and I don't want to be cremated.
>>696996541
Well all the stuff you've posted is pretty bare in the detail. you get the form done then you move on. never completing something. You also said you don't know what to do. you take drugs or want to take them and you smoke alot. this information allows me to make some guessing to your personality.
>>696996618
Heh, well be proud of yourself and make yourself the person you want to be. and keep working towards that goal.
>>696996707
see what i mean fool
>>696996815
You give quite a bit of encouragement for a stranger.
>>696994951
he means that there are people who show up in these threads to jack off and they can't because everybody is too busy being edgy and avatarfagging
>>696996903
Well it's either that or berate toy like nibi.
What would you rather hear?
I know what i would want to hear.
>>696996777
Some comedian threw his son's foreskin into one of the lakes at Disneyland.
>>696996815
Bare in detail? What about this painting? That's got a lot going on in it. I don't see what you mean at all.
>>696996916
What means by you this?
>>696996975
I don't know man.
Being berated by NIbi is a total turn on.
But I enjoy the kind words.
You have quickly become an enjoyable face to see.
>>696997038
Why?
>>696997159
Cause tradition states you have to bury it somewhere special. So he threw it in one of the lakes.
>>696997297
Wait, they don't just get rid of it?
Where is mine I wonder?
>>696997038
What detail am i missing from this?
>>696997159
If you like that sorta demeaning words as you why not find a dom top to serve?
>>696997350
If you do a traditional Jewish one you do.
>>696997366
The subtlety of the color and forms.
>>696997366
I kid.
Nibi is just an angsty wag. He called me a pedo for some reason. I think it's funny when he cherry picks insults.
I don't mind a dom, but first I have to actually become inclined to actively pursue a relationship.
I have one in the works, but that's a ways off.
>>696997038
i just want to jack off and i can't because of this discourse about how shitty your upper-middle class suburban life is
>>696997483
>Jewish
Fuck. I was raised Christian.
>>696997518
Then go to a dedicated porn site?
>>696997518
I'm lower class and live in an urban area.
>>696997532
They burned it, man.
>>696997483
Well what's it called then?
>>696997506
Yeah it's funny, but he still needs to learn that bantering take more than just random insults all the time.
>>696997596
Damn.
>>696997702
He seems repressed.
All of his reasons to hate me seem somewhat inane.
why are you fags posting pics of mark from sparklehorse? he killed himself to get away from people like you
>>696997702
What's what called? The painting? no.6 or Untitled no.6
>>696997774
It's whatever.
>>696997952
He killed himself because he was severely depressed and his life was falling apart.
>>696997774
Well he's not found himself yet it seems and is lashing out. he must have hated himself for quite awhile to get to where he is.
Have you been reading up on nutrition yet?
>>696997998
So you just did some painting for no reason because you have no direction.
Rest in peace, Kurt Cobain.
We shall miss you.
>>696998223
I have been. I might try to start eating fish.
Powerlifting seems to be what I should do as well.
>>696998079
stop this. go for a walk and think about becoming a better person
Haha Exam time!
GOOD LUCK KALDIS
Don't be a retard and panic like I use to.
>>696998334
power lifters are strong as fuck and can convert to a body builder fairly easy. just make sure you have adequate rest between sessions.
Thank you domes
>what are things I cannot control for 400
>>696998720
I'm thinking one day of lifting, one day of rest.
SQUASH DO POWERLIFTING
STARTER STRENGTH TO CONJUGATE
chet panics when he examines flies
>>696998838
You can control it. It just may take practice for some people.
>>696998893
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I"M SMUGGLING HAMS IN MY ARMS
I just panic when I realize I didnt memorize the correct equation
>>696998843
>>696999017
Ill do my best Chet
>>696998925
THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM.
Then there's the guilt. I have killed so many thousands. All dumped in ethanol.
>>696999077
It's all anyone can expect or hope for.
>>696998223
I am on the eighth painting. I have no direction in my painting except the painting itself. Painting is both the means and the end, I am exploring and expressing ideas I cannot otherwise express through the act of painting itself. The physical art object is only left as the evidence of the process. And when I say eighth, I mean of these paintings. I also have two drawings like this. In addition to that I have some 15 paintings and twice as many drawings in the method I worked in just before.
What you are calling sparse are the still lifes and possibly the heads/Venuses. The still lifes I don't spend time on, I do them because I don't have to worry about if it works or not. I put the object in front of me and it's just me, and the object, and the sketch I am making. I don't get hung up on those, I do them for the enjoyment of doing them, for the pleasure of exploring the object's physicality. The sculptures have to be vague, they cannot exist without the vagueness. Pushing them beyond that point causes them to break, not physically, but as a work.
>>696998388
It is impossible for me to become better. Only less bad.
>>696998843
Just don't forget your core.
>>696999224
truly heartless
>>696999072
you fokin better mate, ill fokin neck yeh if ye dont
>>696999224
ty
>>696999296
Your porn folder is wonderful.
>>696999234
The still like you mention have much more detail than what you put on canvas. I know that for sure. I don't know how long you've been at it but you should go back and add more features to it.
usually once a form is down on paper the details just come naturally.
>>696999661
I added some more tigers recently.
Thanks for the words of encouragement
>>696999351
It's only heartless if I didn't feel remorse. I said do feel it (but I don't really and I'm actually like the Mengele of the Drosophila world).
>>696999652
When is the exam?
>And americans begin to wake up
>americans begin to wake up
>americans begin to grab a brush and put on a little make up
>>697000100
The point isn't the detail, the point is the pleasure of the exploration of form. The simpleness of the sensation of seeing that object and painting it. I intentionally choose objects without a lot of stuff the get hung up on. This bottle, for example, had a label on it, and as I was exploring this bottle the label also had to be explored. I try not to spend more than two hours on these since that is the limit of my joy. Any longer and it isn't fun anymore.
>>697000228
Cats are heartless creatures
>>697000668
>>697000228
Oops wrong pic
>>696993936
>>697000668
Cats were behind the Columbine massacre confirmed.
>>697000701
They are harbingers of Armageddon but you cannot resist their fluff or cute little faces.
>>697001245
What do your badger eyes see?
nvm badg left
>>697000100
Sorry, was watching Steven U.
And no problem. So do you lift?
>>697001778
I am by no means without a direction, everything I do and produce I do with intention. Be it some sort of philosophical explanation of the nature of human existence and the meaning of art, or the impression of a person you caught a glimpse of and have all but forgotten, or just an exploration of a simple object for no reason other than the joy of doing it. It all serves a purpose in the end.
I'd like some femboys plesae c:
You say that you loved her, and in a sense that's more than ordinary.
Well I'm begging to differ!
>>697002212
Yeah, but can you paint happy trees?
>>697002243
>>697002212
except the jews
>>697002301
I don't like trees except as the home to my cicadas.
>>697002345
I don't produce jews.
>>697002428
Trees kick ass though.
Also check out the moth I found last night at work.
I send David pics of them when I find cool ones.
fresh orange jews from concentration camps.
>>697002480
I love moths. Trees house birds, and birds are shit.
>>697002594
I have a ton more, but they got fucked in the move from phone to PC.
I'll have to get them again later.
>>697002690
Yes, please do. Moths are my favorite flying insect.
>Men are responsible for all terrorism.
>Therefore we must eliminate all men.
Fool confirmed for Mothman
>>697002778
They are my favorite insect in general.
I will get the images sometime for you.
>>697002813
>Women are responsible for bringing men into existance
>Therefore they are the root of all terrorism
>Therefore we must eliminate all men
>Patriarchy
There are worse cryptids to be. There are no better cryptids to be.
>>697002925
Roaches are my favorite in general.
>>697003020
The ones you have are pretty adorable.
>>697002957
>>697003115
Right? My precious angels.
>>697003234
Oh, I'm considering getting a job at the animal shelter next door.
>>697003325
You live next to an animal shelter?
>>697003325
You should. I'm still considering restarting the tarantula rescue foundation here.
>>697003259
>>697003169
>That feel when you drown in all the rights that you have gotten over the past decades and don't know what to do anymore so you go completely apeshit just to get some more attention.
>>697003376
Yeah. I figured it would be a cool way to interact with animals again. I haven't really had a pet in years other than fish.
And no dog fucking jokes. Please.
>>697003428
Rescue foundation?
Hes going to fuck those dogs.
>>697003259
I know exactly how stupid I am, that's why I skip the middleman and just do nothing all day or drink.
Oh, Nibi.
You're so cute when you're sassy.
>>697003488
I didn't even think of that, I'll have to start cracking jokes later
I was watching a thing about baby tigers the other day and it was pretty adorable.
>>697003525
>>697003259
That wasn't ment for you, it was ment for the picture you posted.
>>697003435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
>>697003488
Yeah, for taking care of tarantulas that others can no longer take care of, adoptions to people looking for one, rescuing and relocating the wild ones found around here.
working in animal shelters is fun as long as you're not doing laundry or sorting donations
>>697003641
Yeah, it's not even a block away.
Would be cool to save on gas like that.
What was it about with them?
Just general stuff?
>>697003748
Seems like something you would be good at.
>>697003769
Have you worked at one>?
>>697003643
No one is exempt from judgement.
>>697003832
I do love tarantulas most of all.
>>697003938
Name the next one after me!
>>697003832
It was them learning to swim for the first time, and meeting an adult tiger.
They basically just snorted at one another for a couple of minutes, and were cool with one another.
>>697003832
yes i did for about a year and a half
mainly i sorted donations, stocked pillows blankets and toys, and answered phone calls which were for the most part setting up appointments, surrenders, and lost & found reports.
>>697004122
That sounds pretty adorable.
>>697004128
You never got to take care of the animals?
>demos had a job
huh
for some reason I have imagined him being 18 for years now
>>697004249
tiger kittens are naturally adorable, and also remorse murder-machines. One of them was hunting a dog bigger than it and the keeper had to poke it off course
>>697004377
Animal babies often are stupidly adorable when it comes to instincts.
I'm 19.
I've had two jobs you stink.
>>697004249
No. I asked about it several times and my manager just told me she'd consider it but never did anything
but whatever, all the times i interacted with dogs they would either bark or jump on me. they didn't really clip the nails that well so i often got scratched.
cats were actually a lot nicer than dogs there.
>>697004524
I would wager it's because dogs often have more hostile owners prior to relocation to shelters.
Cats are often self sufficient and when left to their own devices in bad homes would likely just become alley cats.
>>697004909
that sounds about right
have you submitted an application for that job? shelters are mostly non-profit so they probably won't pay very much
>>697005074
I'll go by this weekend.
I might work it along with my normal job.
I plan to get that one changed though to something in town. And during the day.
>>697004524
>I've had two jobs you stink.
>two jobs
wow you're such a hard worker.
>>697005409
>Not having 6
>>697005292
neat dude
can you actually do that tho? change locations and time?
>>697005409
WELL YOU THOUGHT I WAS 18 AND A NEET SO
>>697005506
I know right?
>>697005664
WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED ACTING LIKE A NEET ALL THE TIME
>>697005703
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M SO NEAT
>>697005664
Well, it would be in town compared to 30 miles away.
So it's a hell of a lot closer.
And I've had all kinds of work times.
Night shift, graveyard, 12 hour, part time, full time, 7 days a week with 12 hours a day, weekend gigs at the school, you name it.
I'm pretty damn flexible.
by the way,
Demo cant even drink lul
i can't drink but i can vote
>>697005826
but would your job let you change it is the question
cus i've asked for just consistency in my schedule and i can't even get that.
>>697005805
You're about as neat as SF's bedroom
>>697006001
Aw m-
wait, why SF's?
>>697005997
I would be quitting my job.
Have you not seen SF's bedroom?
>>697006125
o
>>697006150
i have not seen his bedroom no
i imagine it has guns and american flags on it
>>697006075
Cause I know he is a filth wizard
>>697006196
>Amiibos drenched in lube
>Wave dash and L-cancel scrawled in blood on his wall
>>697006333
i want to see this
also
>amiibos drenched in lube
what the actual fuck
>>697006319
i am a very cleanly wizard
>>697006460
Joke about his smash addiction.
>>697006460
There is no such thing
>>697006558
oh
so you don't even know what it looks like either
>>697006574
you better believe it
>>697006669
I'm in the same boat as Nef.
>neither of you know what SF's bedroom looks like
guys what the fuck
Do YOU?
Just broke 400m bank
>>697006669
>>697006734
No I mean I know SF has cans and shit strewn about on the floor. I called him out on it and in protest he knocked the empty can he'd just finished onto the floor and took a picture of it just to spite me.
>>697006669
Filth wizards are a thing. Wizards of cleanliness or whatever are myths
>>697006912
Wow.
NO I DON'T
THATS WHY I WAS ASKING
GOSH
>>697006912
oh subby
how he makes me like him sometimes
well consider this myth
solved
>>697007009
FILTH WIZARD
>>697007065
>well consider this myth
>solved
Yeah, solved
"Does not exist"
>>697007202
How horrid.
>>697007202
what will i be if not a clean wizard?
>>697007305
A person of cleanliness.
Filth wizards manage to create a level of filth ordinary humans can only dream of. Unless your mere presence destroys bacteria you can't be a wizard of cleanliness.
>>697007264
He is the worst
>>697007502
I'm not exactly fond of him.
>>697007502
i wanna be a pokemon master
... of cleanliness
>>697007571
You should read OOPs
>>697007607
Well you'll never be a pokemon master then, since you wouldn't be able to catch pokemon like Grimer.
>>697007743
all of my dreams
all of them.
crushed.
>>696995323
Please kkkonsider suicide.
gonna go to bed
nite fags
>>697007837
this is your own fault for having dreams
>>697008309
i hope you have dreams when you sleep, you peashooter
