It is in this thread that we shall engage in the most polite of conversations, however, upon the first receiving of triplets we shall revert back to our buffoonish ways!
Tally ho young lads!
>>696979123
Good day to you Sir, how art thou this fine morning? Lovely pipe you have there my good Sir. Cheers, and happy smokes to you.
>>696980208
Much appreciated. You seem like quite a fine chap. Been to any good slave auctions recently?
>>696980713
Great Scott! Are you sickeningly unaware of the current year? Racism in modern day society makes Jack a dull boy! I say, it's 1920!
Nigguh be Rollin trips in this cunt
I say my good fellow, would you happen to be Lord Cuntington Dicksmear?
>>696980935
Current year? Have you gone completely mad, why, it is the great year of 1853 in which we are living. I myself have 3 Negroes attending my plantation.
>>696980713
No problem my good lad. I have indeed been to the slave auction rather recently, and I must say the Negroes are very large in size, how do you ever keep them in line when they start their shenanigans?
>>696979123
Or you can post images of snobs
>>696981003
Good day to you, sir. As heir to the Hornsworth fortune, and friend of the Queen, I doth honorably request you apologize for your statement.
>>696981306
I mast say that my last trip to the slave auction was quite dreadful. That bloody bastard Joe Smith from that damned country the United States beat me to the bid for this one negro I wanted to work the bloody fields.
>>696981003
>>696981351
My only apology is not getting trips my first time, but second time will do. Itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesyaaaaaa
My left knee has been in quite a spot of bother of recent. Current events in my line of work have necessitated excess left leg pumping. I now require a cane to walk to the park properly my gentlemen.
>>696981595
Please leave this fine establishment, coons are not welcome.
>>696981880
Oh dear! What happened?
>>696981595
I do say you are quite rude despite us gentlemen trying to be polite. Now in her majestys name apologize for your careless behavior
Butt ass dick penis fart queef.
>>696981595
I SAY!! Who gave you Negroes uniforms? That is not the regular slave attire. You will retire to your slave quarter and put forth the slave attire back on at once! Or you will be given 7 lashes. This is nonnegotiable.
This thread certainly possesses the potential to be rather entertaining, dare I say
Eloquent conversation is quite a rarity these days. Maybe the world hasn't gone mad.
>>696982182
My good sir, does thou allow the negroids to regularly cause a ruckus to your fair plantation?
I dare say kill one so the other vermin learn!
>>696982556
I dear say you are right my good lad!
I must say chaps, that this particular thread is one of the nicest things ever to grace my eyes. I hope to dear god that this beauty is not tainted by the triples.
FUCK SHIT CUNT DIE DIE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>696985001
Well, you did happen to come quite close to those illusive trips old chap, I shall give you that. But it appears as if we shan't be granted that particular freedom yet.
TRIP GET!
check em niggers
I beseech thee, grant me the elusive triples so many people crave.
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>>696986284
terrible try good chap
>>696981595
>>696985001
>>696985701
>>696985771
Ignorant negro, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
why, I simply must partake in this game of sorts, and godspeed to my fellow contestants.
>>696986574
That was quite well said chap! I appreciate you're quick wit, and eloquent response! Thank you for shaming that ignorant negroid
Gleetings Genterman, my namu is Hatoshi Fakumum. with most honor i came all ther way from mya countery of Hapan to pu-chase your Neglro sans
Greetings, Humble gentlemen! I had no idea that one could have been so polite in the place like this!
Howdy Yall
Good evening gentleman!
>>696979123
A good morning to you, sir.
I was breakfasting on the verandah, when I happened to read your most excellent post.
So, I decided to reply with haste, before opening the marmalade.
Best wishes, and godspeed to you sir!
>>696987269
A jolly good show! Hope the marmalade tasted simply exemplary!
The weather is rather splendid today; I fancy it.
This is truly a work of art- a jolly good show old chaps!
Pardon me my good sir, but it seems like the ellusive 'Trips' is forever out of our grasp.
>>696988933
And a good thing at that! Should those dastardly triplets rear their face hear we would succumb to barbarism. I've grown quite fond of our conversation here if I do say so myself.
>>696980935
My good sir, assuming racism is itself racist. Sex slaves can be any race, and it happens in modern times.
yo iz dis parlamint?
I dare say no one has posted in a while. I do hope this thread has not come down with black lung. That would be most unfortunate.
Dear fellows, where hast thou gone. Did someone neglect to inform me of a hunt? I shall be forced to discipline my house negro for this appalling oversight.
your all cunts
>>696991149
And you my friend are illiterate, it should be"you're". Have you no couth?
>>696991149
And your mother is the lady of the hour.
>>696991451
I say you sure gave him a good walloping of the wits.
here cometh that young gentleman
>>696991746
Oh dear, what is thou agenda?
The game's afoot!
>>696991776
Unfortunately a foot too short good sir
>>696991451
Well said old chap, but do not allow yourself to be dragged to his level. At least, not until trips.
>>696991829
Ah apologies, I'll hold my temper till then
How fares the morn for you chaps eh?
I will engage in a bout of fisticuffs with the first man to cross the trips threshold, or my name's not Percival Brownlow
god this thread reeks of leddit
A fine day gents! Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Dexter Howlingsworth III
I yearn to return to the old ways my friends, mayhaps trips will befall one of us soon!
A sightless gentleman struts towards a bar.
>>696992278
Haha, aren't I devilishly clever?
Dear me, my dear fellows. Wherever could these blasted trips have got to?
Has any of you dearest chaps seen investment money ?
>>696992366
Mayhap elsewhere?
This wait is unbearable, I propose we form a committee to petition the addition of "trips" to this thread. Do I have a second?
>>696992442
Perhaps you should avoid the pub dear sir.....
A get thread this is not
.......................
>>696992498
You are seconded, my good man!
>>696992509
Golly gosh sir what are you suggesting that I am a mere drunken Barboon
Buck up lads! We must endeavor to persevere. Good things come to those who wait.
>>696992635
The committee is so formed then. The first order of business: Trips Acquisitions
By Jove, you gents still insist on meandering about this dull and tedious thread? The moment I spy a string of three repeating digits you can expect a right old riot.
>>696992726
May I have a spot on this commitee of your's, goodsire?
>>696992769
A right ol' riot?! I say, I say. No such luck finding a nasty riot here, good sir.
>>696992863
by the eights!
>>696992703
I feared the worst, seems you've forgotten the events
>>696992863
The Chair recognizes the Right Honorable Gentleman from 696992863.
>>696992769
>>696992769
Ah, but you see, the anticipation will make the payoff so much sweeter.
Oh fi, seems ive run out of tea.
NIGGER BURGERS.
>>696993004
Good god, man! Why couldn't you have posted earlier! You have doomed us all, sir! Doomed us all!
>>696993049
Where is that darned Janice when you need her? My word..
>>696993102
My, my, dont get ahead of yourself.
Ay yo wuddup muh neggaz I b rollin on sum 40z n bluntz n I seez ur talk yall sum bitvhaz talkin lyk sum fagotz but ayy I aint no god nigga to judg but I wanna say fuck yall azzez yall got a few dollaz cuz? Need me sum food, spend all me dough on bomb azz weedz ya kno wuddumsayen?
>>696993102
Look here Sir, kindly take this Negro behaviour back out to the jungle.
>>696993188
Bluntz? What are bluntz, my dear friend?
>>696993147
I believe she may be at the beauty parlor as usual
>>696993107
Apologies sir, I became entangled in that nefarious captcha.
Have any of you gentleman seen my fido, Ben Dover?
>>696993283
Yall be takin sum cigarz n shitz n put weed on cigar skin nigga yous stupid I sweah negga
>>696993231
They don't know their proper place, friend.
>>696993362
I cannae say that i have, my gentlemanly friend.
Based on the current rise in shitpost, we should reach trips by the end of the fiscal quarter.
It seems to be a fancy day for this thread, i suppose
Yall lookin for sum triple beem niggaz?
>>696979123
check
>>696993376
We no need for such things, our life is blissful as is, For others work while we remain seated in out oh so soft seats in our office
>>696993445
>>696993446
You were so close my friends, good show
>>696993445
>>696993446
so
close
555 get
>>696993376
Weed? Why would you smoke a weed? I must say, you certainly have piqued my curiosity..
>>696993480
Imma b real wif u dawg I ain workin I b hustlan
>>696993522
Roll
>>696993407
I surely hope he returns soon.
>>696993522
The 555 shall be mine, and no others'!
>>696993562
Good try chap!
>>696993525
U getz high n shit and u be goin WOOOO WOOO WOOO I LOV LYF WOII WOOO
I have an oscar
Please get, my wifi is getting low. Don't want to have to run out and buy more wifi.
>>696993556
>>696993551
Rest easy, my sweets, knowing that you almost caught the blighter.
My fellow companions, I fear we may never reach our goal
>>696993639
hope remains!
Could someone please tell me the value of this pepe?
Why hello there.
I have awakened from my slumber only to find all these fine gentleman and their plethora of replies, I do say I'd love for us all to start the day with a rather healthy breakfast. I'll make us all a good breakfast...oh heavens me I am terrible sorry, I've forgotten that's what slaves are for am I right?
>>696993639
Nonsence
>>696993620
Love life? Sounds quite dangerous, I must say. What if one were to have socially undesireable impulses?
Alright yall niggaz reddy fo did shit? Bam triples fuck yall have a great day
>>696993639
Never fear! I feel it to be within our reach!
My humble request is that we remain calm and sober in this difficult situation. It may be, that the mysterious trips have flown to south and will return after the snow melts.
>>696993708
soon....
>>696993696
Vuz bishes luv real neggaz
>>696993747
AND HERE THEY COME!
I wish to claim thy trips.
I met a fellow named Bax Tabber
Wez luv den tripz doug
>>696993821
Least to say he was a rather well deceiver
I hereby sacrifice my life for trips so that you fine gentlemen may live on. Remember me in happier times.
Friends, I declare this has been a most joyous thread. The exchange of ideas in a polite fashion is quite appreciated by the finer folk.
Anybody else hunger?
>>696993939
for trips, yes
Ah look over there!
>>696993939
I win the trippers.
>>696993679
It think that it might be worth 2 strong negroes from the south-africa and maybe a little negrochild, my fellow gentleman
Gonna get dem trips boi cuz wez kangz an shiet
it is time
>>696993997
Close but no cigar
I do say it's about time I roll for a trip young lads. Well tally Ho'
>>696993986
Over where old chap? I see nothing but beautiful words
Trips get
>>696994044
Aha! I fooled you!
>>696994060
Triple 1s are on their way lads!
All this time and not a trip in sight, have we been forsaken?
I do say the missed blows of our fellow anons make for a jolly good show
Most esteemed gentlemen of this thread, I propose we organise a hunt of sorts, and our prey shall be trips but success shall only befall us if I have the permission of this establishment. You only have to agree, and I shall inform the "workers" on my plantation to ready my equine support.
>>696994158
Dear sir why must you pain us so soon!?
>>696994012
most excelent, this deserves a celebration
I am sir trippington the heir to the trip household here to roll for a trip
Fuck you guys, check em
This should be a quite teriffic time my boys
>>696994200
I do apologize my good sir. But fuckery must be spread from time to time
After repeatedly failing in its endeavor to acquire trips, I hearby dissolve the committee permanently, effective immediately.
Oh my, it seems those dastardly trips are quite elusive. Why hast the creator forsaken us?
Does anyone else have the hunger for human organs such as I?
>>696994218
My such language! I must politely request you save the vulgarities until trips have been acquired my good man
>>696994323
Oh no! We where close!
>>696994101
Oh, you silly
Quads
Come at me
>>696994158
You sir, are a rascal
>>696993780
My curiosity has overcome my, new friend. Would you indulge me a small puff on your 'weed' cigar?
A shining beacon of light in this age of ignorance and scientific illiteracy.
I tip my hat to you, OP.
>>696994385
Hmmmm, I've heard the taste is quite similar to veal
>>696994482
I would certainly say so
>>696994323
But good sir! Why must you act so hastly? Just as surely as the sun shall rise, we shall have the triples! An excess of waiting is the only requirement!
>>696994393
Shut the fuck up, bowfag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I bore of this wait sirs
whats up guys leafy here and i want to show you the worse video on all youtube
>>696994394
I have heard that phrase turned before, and by the matriarch of your family no less.
I dare say we may never reach our goal
>>696994454
Oh dear god.... Have we truly been forsaken?
>>696994617
By the by, what in blazes has gotten into you?
>>696994629
It seems that I have encountered quite the snafu
>>696994542
Be gone you rude peasant, pip pip
>>696994566
>>696994566
DAMN YOU, WHATEVER SPIRT HOLDS COURT OVER THIS THREAD, I BESEECH THEE- GRANT US THE TRIPS WE SO DESPERATELY NEED!
>>696994745
Anyone else bored yet?
I roll for a trip
I must retire for today men, May fortunes smile upon you all
Fear not fellows, I shall be tireless in my pursuit of those venerated trips.
>>696994532
An excess required and excess given, and yet no trips. We have nothing left to give but the last full measure.
Polite yawn
Don't lose hope gentleman
>>696994878
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>696994913
Agitated yawn
>>696994913
Ahem, many pardons
>>696994501
Top kek that was awesome
how about.......now!
>>696994704
A thirst for trips that has yet to be quenched.
What the devil is going on?! Where are these trips I so desperately need...
>>696994868
Exactly. One must give it the full measure- every last drop, nothing to lose. That's the only way to gain the trips.
I roll.
>>696995002
>>696995003
My patience runs thin
Now?
By Jove! That appears to be quite an interesting idea, old chap. Perhaps I shall too engage in the exchange of pleasantries!
Now!
>>696995033
Then I will roll with you, in this life and the next.
Thread is dying
>>696995039
not yet
I too do love a wild conversation! My my sir
>>696995111
>>696995111
HERE WE FUCKING GO!!!
>>696995111
YOO NIGGA BITCH FAGGOT WOOOOO
>>696995111
FAGGOT
>>696995111
Way to go niggerfagot!
>>696995111
IF YOU READ THIS YOUR MOM WON'T DIE BUT IF YOU STOP READING SHE WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP
>>696995111
I DO SAY! THIS FUCKING NIGGA DID IT
Please.... just let us win.... I will go on, not giving up, only stopping when I breath my last... So please... This roll is for every person who has tried before me.... and failed.
Here we go.
>>696995259
>>696995111
Thank you sir. Godspeed. I can finally rest.
IT IS TIME
About fucking time. Is that nignog still around.
YOU ALL ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS AND SHOULD GO CIRCUMCISE YOURSELVES WITH A MCFLURRY SPOON, LIKE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE ALL OF YOU BETA FUCKS GOSH DAMN
I've heard that the so-called trips are more rare than dodos. But i request an acceptance- if this is the form we have to live our lives by- so shall be it. Therefore you shall stay a gentelman even in other threads, until you find the almighty trips by yourself. This is our destiny, my fellow men.
>>696995111
Boss: Why are you late
Me: Had to roll trips
Boss: get
>>696995365
Now now rules are rules back to buffunarry you sandnigger, now stop being fucking polite and say that again. Faggot.
Who yall callin nignag bish imma break yp ugly crackhead ass you bitch ass white terminator nigga
>>696995419
And so it shall be.
Godspeed gentlemen, godspeed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gee golly, It was quite a pleasent feel seeing this thread hasn't gotten the forsaken triplets yet.
Time for quads
>>696995473
I deeply apologise. It seems that I have upset you, and I like that. Go to hell, you piece of shit.
>>696995605
Thats more like it
>>696995473
>>696995605
Quit being niggerfaggots
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696995498
Yeah bitch, how are you gonna find me? You can't even spell, no way are a hacker.
Lol took u fags forever
>>696995527
You have impressive lung capacity, my anonymous friend.
>>696995419
So shall be it, i'm with you, my fellow chap
>>696995682
I assure you, the only niggerfaggot here is you, ya dumb fuck
>>696995738
Hey fuck you nigger! I bet you cant even get trips!
>Pic related what im going to do to you now
>>696995858
Now now let's not get hasty here
>>696979123
These threads are gay...Micheal Jackson gay
>>696995858
I'm not sure if you have noticed anon, but you appear to have saved a thumbnail rather than a fullsize image.
>>696995921
If that's how you feel then why are you posting here, nignog fag?
>>696995972
Im mobile master race so i cant notice
>>696995760
SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHO SAID YOU COULD COMPLIMENT ME, NIGGA?
>>696996179
YO I FUCKING DID. GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM LAD?
>>696996097
i like triggering semendumpsters like yourself
>>696996179
Fuck off, we don't need your permission to do a goddamn thing. Kill yourself, you piece of shit.
Let's all count to 10, I'll start
1
>>696996336
Joke' s on you bitch, because this is the reason I'm even on this thread. Eat a dick.
>>696996496
Fuck off with your counting. I was on this thread from the beginning just for the shitposting. I'll be damned if I let you derail me now. Stupid cocksucker.
>>696997109
Well, that was fun while it lasted. Time to go me-mes.
>>696995111
FUCK YOU NIGGER! I HOPE YOU GET LYNCHED!
