Ve are here to check for ze jews.
Singles = German citizen, pass
Dubs = JEW, GET HIM
Trips = Nazi official, Pass
Quads = Fuhrer, Sieg Heil
I guess the best place for a Jew to hide is as a Nazi Soldier
>>696967778 so close
>>696967778
zo klose my goy
Nein
Roll
>>696968190
>>696968325
>>696968348
>>696968483
You may pass
No jews here.
>>696967699
Jew
>>696967699
No Jews here, officer.
>>696967699
>>696968766
Something's not right here.
>>696968766
Again? Jew confirmed.
jews are ok
>>696967699
roll, ps, op is a jew.
Move along
>>6969696969
>>696969177
Something's not right HERE.
>>696967699
Good evening, officer.
Scheiße
>>696967699
im god, kill reptilian jew overlords
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/hillary
Nothing to see here.
Favorite book was the kike runner. Cant possibly be a jew
>>696967699
I ain't no Jew bruh
>>696970344
We have a train waiting for you.
Why not. Rolling
>>696967699
Stop being a jew OP
Roll
>>696970533
Ah shit I'm a fucking jew
>>696970533
Get in the cattle cars
No Jew here guys, just a perfectly normal citizen headed to work for Das Furher
Heil de furher
>>696967699
Seig heil nigger faggots
Kek
I can pazz?
Check'em not a jew
>>696970777
Hi nazi man im not a jew i swear
>>696970777
Sieg heil!
>>696970847
touch me meme daddy
Roll
>>696970533
>>696970344
>>696970111
>>696969911
>>696969177
We have a train waiting for you.
>>696970777
Hallo, herr goebbels, ze motorcade will arrive soon.
Heil Hitler!
I am an Obergruppenführer, do you not recognize me? I wish to speak to your commanding officer. You'll be sent to Stalag for this affront to my honor.
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY SHEKELS, GOYIM
Kek
>>696971133
>>696971133
Into ze chamber
>>696967699
Another glorious day in ze 3rd reich.
Roll
heil ze furher
>>696967699
Dude i didn't do nothin man
>>696971133
Get Zee Jew!
>>696970998
ze motorcade, now I can run down ze JEWS in style
GET THE JEW
>>696971133
>>696970998
You seem to have made a mistake, my pass clearly states 111, therefore im no dirty kike
heyo, what's up friends
>>696971285
This man is also an officer, trips recognized and witnessed
>>696967699
Mfw op is a jew
>>696971285
M-my apologies officer. Please excuse my mistake. Heil Hitler.
Roll
>>696967699
check em officer
>>696971401
Thank you. heil hitler
heil
Fuck the system
>>696967699
sir, i'm just passing by
>>696970111
Heil mein officer, ze führer is waiting for you in the next room.
>>696971616
dub dubs, A DOUBLE JEW OFFICER IMPERSONATOR
>>696971529
Dont let it happen again and we'll be okay
>>696967699
fuhrur, sieg heil
It is me, Adolf Galland
I.. I am not a jew, s.. sir
>>696967699
but vat if OP is one of ze jews
Roll
>>696971691
Its merely a disguise to sniff out the jews, i swear
rolling
OP is a filthy kike arrest him nao.
I'm Solbi-bored so let me in
Jew here
Just passing by
>>696971945
1945 their is something about that date
>>696967699
>Not a jew
German blood runs through my veins
>>696971977
TRAIN NOW KIKE
>>696967699
Rolos.
Let's see
i got neinty nein problems but Anne frank aint one
>>696971945
twin 69's, lucky number 7, and 1945.
SUPERHITLER HAS SPOKEN
am gurmin pls let go
I was j.. j.. just born with this massive nose s.. sir.
nein
op is jew kek
mwahahaha
Guten tag
Jew?
>>696967699
No dubs here fellow Germans
>>696972244
And you're a double jew.
no work for me
Bow to your fuhrer bitch.
>>696967699
Sayauf wiedersehento your Nazi balls!
>>696972377
Fuck off, kike.
>>696972333
Himmler
>>696972333
oh shit
>>696967699
oy vey oy vey
>>696972333
Heisenburg, glad to see you joined ze party
Am I?
Fuhrer GET
>>696967699
OP is jew confirmed
>>696972333
It's ok Officer, I'm no jew I'm a gypsy!
Rollen sie
>>696967699
Don't mind me
hail
>>696967699
der juden
Du hast mish
>>696967699
>mfw dubs and juden...
shtine
all heil thein fuhrer. i hereby declare that niggers are the new jews
>>696967699
Du bist ein Jew
Rollin for the Fatherland.
Hi (sorry for bad German)
Sieg heil
Roll
*Nothing to read here*
Lol
I have been here before!
Hah, not a J-
Oh...I see. Guess I'll gas myself.
>>696972039
it's the day when the jews escaped but don't worry we'll get them again
Guten Morgen!
Just a regular citizen here
>>696967699
Nein bitte
Never mind my first post, its all about second chances, right?
>>696972503
>tfw we have same dubs...I checked it alright
Roll
>>696967699
roll8
>>696967699
Reptilian death ray! It's gotta be!
>>696972900
Thought you can hide here, huh? Prepare to be gassed
M-Mein Fuhrer...
Kek rolls
![1200[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PevGgYw.jpg "1200[1].jpg")
"no neegroes here either"
Just juice here
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
TWISTIN DOPE LEAN AND THE FANTA
>>696967699
Wir müssen sie juden ausrötten
Ded
no jews here
I'm no jew, my trips confirm this.
Rolling past the checkpoint
roll
>>696973244
Kill ze juice
SIEG HEIL NIGGERS
Sieg heil
>>696973323
nearly hitler
YEEZYS ALL ON YOUR SOFA
THESE THE RED OCTOBERS
Ha, I've got nothing to worry about, I'm certianly not a jew.
If I'm fuhrer, everyone gets free yeezys
>>696973426
lier
I AM ZE FURHER!!!
SIEG HAIL ME!!!!
>>696973244
ISRAEL WORLD TAKEOVER
Do I look like a filthy, nasty, subhuman, shekel grubbing, big nosed, conspiring kike to you?
>>696973558
put some respek on my name
>>696973426
Roll again you liar
>>696967699
German citizen here
>>696973611
hell yeah
Nothing to see here.
Heil hitler!
>>696973611
Yes you do, in the train you go
How does one roll?
Roll
Please officer, I am just a poor old German citizen trying to get by. Will you please let me pass???
>>696967699
I never roll dubs, so I'm fine
IS YOU ACTIN IGNANT BOI
>>696967699
das rollen
Everyone except me is castrated
>>696967699
>>696967699
>>696967699
>>696968766
>>696969177
>>696969911
>>696970344
>>696970533
Filthy kikes
what's with the nigger shoes itt?
Rooooollllllll
Oh, I killed my Jewish neighbors near me the other day, got nothing to worry about.
>>696967699
I am safe ja?
Roolnsndjjdndnsh
>>696967699
Hallo
>>696974007
Do you have a pair of New Balance walking shoes on or something on right now, you autistic shit?
Rollin for the gas chambers
Cherman
>>696973426
It's a disguise, get him
let me pass plz, i haz important briefcase for führer, actually iz very urgent
yeezy is the leader of da world
All shall bow to me
>when I sniff the good kitten booty
>>696967699
Keine Jew here her boss
>>696974355
>>696974355
oy vey!
>>696974214
Why would you wear your shoes indoors are you some kind of a retard?
>>696974355
Time for Auschwitz
Ignore the nose just passing threw
Don't worry, I'm not like the other jews.
Annndddddd roll
> be a greensheet op jew
>>696974436
Roll
>>696967699
>tfw I'll never be hitler
rollin
And Roll
>>696967699
Fuckin Jew
>>696967699
Roll
Where the fuck is the Fuhrer p
Jew
>>696974517
i vill pass and go along with mein day
Oy Vey, Silly Aryan Goyim
Roll
>>696974922
Mein gott! Ist das Juden!
>>696974922
Achtung, Juden!
>>696974922
No you won't jew, off to the gas chambers with you!!!
lemme get through need to get to mein fuhrer
rolling
¡No soy judio, gringos!
>>696975044
Care to explain yourself officer?
>>696967699
Don't mind me, just moving on comrade.
I am satan
.......Im a jew aren't I?
Rollo
Am not ze filty Jew.
I swear I'm not a jew
>>696967699
roll it
>>696975159
Shit, my disguise was going good until the goyim discovered my longer than usual nose.
Uh... um... h-h-heil?
>>696975422
Nein!
>>696975422
Update: Ze Juden have completely stopped trying.
Rollin
der vaterland
Hello fellow Aryans I'm am selling copyies of our fuhers masterwork, Mein Kampf, for the low price of 700 reichmarks if you car to buy. Payment plans are available with interest of course
Just a normal fag passing by officer
Gotta roll
shoes on the left fillings on the right showers are down the hall don't worry you will all get your turn
>>696975422
>>696975088
>>696974922
Will you individuals come with me please?
As for the rest of you, await further instructions from the next civil behavior monitor
>>696975389
As for the traitor, a public forced circumcision. Followed by a quick execution.
>>696975759
Good day sir, Hail Hitler.
Roll
>>696967699
Quads
Hey officer, moy first language is Yiddish.
Qat
Vunger fine stein
Heil hitler
Oy vey! Go kill them Brits and Frenchies and other white races!
I'm just a totally-not-jewish oven merchant! I can give you a bulk discount!
Hello my Aryan brothers, I'm a young boy from Apfelstrudellederhosenbratwurstburg, and with my roll, I aspire to become a great Nazi official someday.
I'm not a Jew, but I am a nigger
Heil
>>696972169
1945 is kinda bad year, junge
i like nazi's seig heillllllllllllll
>>696976351
That's even worse than a Jew.
That's right, Imma Jew, what are you gonna do about it?????
>>696967699
Thank god I'm german
Heil
>>696972488
Du bist. Gerade aus, nach dem Zug. Komm gleich Judeschwein, schnell!
Jews everywhere
Roll
Das ist fucked up.
>>696976501
Quit playing around. Der Führer might see us.
>>696967699
Hallo faggots
>>696976665
holy kek so close
>>696967699
Hello m'kind nigga
>>696976665
>By one
>>696976665
Nein
Definitely not Fuhrer over here.
roll
https://www.google.de/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjgpfT_l5jOAhXFXSwKHaIhAXMQiE4IHTAA&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA
The fürer god is kek
deutschland,deutschland über alles
über alles in der Welt
Jews disguised as nazis, i've seen it all.
>>696976450
Not really. According to der Führer niggers are stupid but at least they don't wanna take over the world
There's literally nothing wrong with being jewish.
> We r on /b
Guten tag, fellow Germans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHkJGX1jZ0
>>696967699
Okay I AM German, this has to work
i am shitler
nussing suspicious here
It is a dreary summer night. Dark tidings felt in the air. Treachery was afoot, it was palpable. One could almost reach out and taste it.
The hulking giant next to me was wheezing and coughing, and began to move very slow. Ah, but perhaps this is normal? All great beasts have their days of particular hardship. But today; today was different. It was more sinister - the giant felt a slowness that would not pass.
I felt it deep inside. My once good friend known as "computer" has turned on me. Fearing the worst of what damage the impossibly powerful and malevolent force could cause, I rush to the aid of my old wizard friend Google and search the words "Dropbox". I hastily click download to receive the magical software.
But it moves slow. Evil forces already close in around me. The download is a long and arduous clash between armies inside my computer, the forces with loyalty left in its heart, and the forces tainted by old age and malfunction. In time, the good prevail and give one last hurrah. And now with the power of Dropbox I upload all files dear to me. And with such power I have saved many from sure destruction at the hands of my computer turned evil. But nay, many good men have died none the less. Many rare memes; and exclusive porn videos have been lost.
And so, after uploading all that I could - with a heavy heart I embark on what could be my last parlay with my computer. I open start menu, and click restart. Part of me hopes the troubles will go away by this action, but the other part knows. The other part of me knows that my dear computer has been on its death bed for some time, it is old and deranged and will not let this last restart go smoothly on this summer night.
And so my fear have come to fruition. Now I sit here in battle with the evil spirit causing this malfunction in my dear friend, hoping some remedy may be found. But nay, I know in my heart of hearts.
This is the end.
>>696977097
True, but they still have to die.
>>696969696
>>696977266
Shut up kike
Gutenberg morgen
Nothing to see here
Witness
all hail mighty reich!
Roll zee dice
>>696967699
OP IZ JEW
>>696967699
quad
>>696977797
quint*
roll krieg
Duh herro
>>696971767
Luftwaffe general and ace. Not in the SS.
