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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>696933222

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Dio-sama...
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still here
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Claim elsa
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Miho claimed
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Kongou, desu~
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>>696940679
>I posted the sample

Shame on me, even if the original is more than 4MB, need to make it smaller.
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Claimed

>>696938997 (Yui)
Rip, it will probly force it eventually
>money dont grow on trees

>>696939482 (Tsun)
I would never
Nice, i just always melted stuff on them as a kid. Pretty good times. Im amazed i didnt set the trailer on fire ever

>>696940330 (BEST)
I think ill take the nice middle line, ill just trade it on the community market and get 7 cents
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>>696940416
i'll give rust the cake because it's the first and only one of those indie survival games i've actually played. also because the base building was pretty khorosho, and the gunplay was satisfying. last i remember there wasn't even a hunger meter at all. 10/10 caveman simulator.
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Kiki claimed!
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Your Waifus are demons accepting unjust worship

Repent and turn to Jesus Christ and be saved
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khorosho claimed x2
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Shioi claimed
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Claimed
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Guns if you missed it.

Also guy asking about the AKs, they have later models and such (so svd, galil, etc.)

>will be posting another pic of a few more to choose from momentarily
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>>696940863
CLASSY CLAIM
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>>696939712
I've had that one picked just for these questions ever since the anime aired. I'm not big on gun knowledge, but he said it didn't have to be based on anything really.

>>696940263
Hmmm?

Never had venison.

>>696940330
You'll think differently when I'm Raising Hell!

>>696940648
>4 layers of pants
Rory, it's too hot here to even THINK about wearing that many. Hell, I get hot just wearing 2 layers!

>>696941002
You do all the time!
This one doesn't get hot anywhere to melt stuff, which is a good thing considering how often stuff ends up leaning on it.
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>>696941008
There is hunger just some servers are Modded so it doesnt have it.
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>>696940679
Maor Schrodinger. Because I'm a fag for femboys.
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Rem Claimed
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Stella's mine
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claimed.

Why am I doing this? I have a wife. Fuck my life. I wish I was dead.
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Shipfu claimed, again.
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>>696941037
Hi, how are you today?
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>>696941146
So sadly there aren't many "list" type pictures such as the one posted that show off multiple guns at once. This next one is from the manga, but there's only 4. It may be due to my autism that I can't find any others, so if you want to try and look to help, I'd greatly appreciate it.

>I'll continue looking for other suitable pics to choose from
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>>696941002
Sure it'd work if I could be bothered to restart my laptop.
>quality song famalam.
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>>696938468
>Rattles
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you
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>>696941339
Well by posting a picture of an anime girl you clearly are cheating on her, you should just give up on life faggot can't even be commited to someone holy shit you're human garbage.
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>>696939966
Is it valkyr? Or one that assists in melee?


If not I don't care

>>696940241
I agree on the Valkyr

And Adorea is quite cute

>>696940263
Can't blame you either

~~do they give you a BONEr?~~
>>696940648
I'll tell you the one of the greatest parts of them, and this doesn't spoil anything at all so don't worry

As the robots become smarter than humans, the time needed for them to make an even smarter robot is less of course. And keeps lowering until you have the singularity of a robot of infinite intelligence, called The Eternal. The Eternal, upon completion travels back in time and not only helps the first robot be invented but also makes sure that no other planet in the galaxy could generate intelligent life so humanity could colonise the galaxy.
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>>696941339
sounds like you need to get a grip
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>>696941411
you gave me ebola
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>>696941551
>>696941533
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>>696941553
>will generically say fuck you
Fuck you faggot

But in all seriousness how so?
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>>696941146
Again. M16A4 service rifle.
>>696941222
Hmmm!

Never had venison?
Never had deer burgers?
Never had backstrap kabobs?!
>The fuck!
Also.
>Wear no layers~
>>696941273
>ass
>>696941305
Alot of people are.
>>696941542
>Ded
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>>696941795
how the fuck should I know?

Probably the last time you took a trip to Africa and started fucking everything in sight

You utter piece of shit , you disgusting waste of human life
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>>696941411
good thing the russian weapons are infinitely cuter than the german ones. fascists
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>>696941856
I'll post more if you bring me taco bell
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>>696941222
Im currently wearing 2 sets of tracksuit pants, a pair of chef pants, a pair of thermals and my kevlar jeans. In a kitchen. And Im nowhere near hot.
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>>696941305
goodtaste/10
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>>696941856
Favorite MRE "flavor"? (Couldn't think of a better word than flavor you get what I mean)

Also what was field upkeep on the rifle like? Is it as bad as everyone makes it out to be (in this case the anime)
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>>696941002
That seems about right, maybe you can get some stickers out of it too. Or those cards worth half a cent.

>>696941222
You're challenge is starting to Burn Me Up for a Night of Fire.
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I can't wait to see how this anime decides to say screw you at the end
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>>696942235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBlKRzNf74
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>>696941856
Glad I'm not alone. Schro would be my top choice. But Cloud too. Unf....

>>696942138
I'm stealing this image.
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>>696942412
Aether Wing Kayle's dance.
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>>696942397
Which anime?
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>>696942397
What anime?
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>>696942105
Wouldn't I be dead if I was the one transmitting ebola? Anyways sorry to hear about your debilitating disease. Best of luck.

>>696942112
While I agree with the being cuter statement, if you're referring to the FG42 model for the fascist German comment all I can say is keep in mind that gun is from ww2. There are plenty other more modern German rifles that may suit your fancy :^ )
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>>696941338
mine
>roll
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>>696942542
Considering Hellsing's popularity, it's a crime that Schro doesn't have more art.
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Claimed.
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>>696941222
Maybe once in a while, its just to prove my point
Oh good stuff, hows the weather where you are at right now?

>>696941440
Ehhh screw it, it wont hurt anything. I just remember it from being a big borderlands fan

>>696942235
Im actually mad about the market, i have to do some mobile garbage to sell things now because people are dumb and get scammed. I just want payday skins
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>>696941856
You know you love me, or atleast love lewding with me
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>>696942898
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Who playin' on Xboner?
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>>696942630
>>696942646
Haganai

It's building up a couple, but obviously it'll go for a different one because they're childhood friends who haven't seen each other in years
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POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR WAIFU IS NOT REAL
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>>696943064
>xbone
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>>696942124
Sending taco bell with my mind!
>Continue.
>>696942154
The burger MRE (beef patty) is a good comfort one, but my favorite is meatballs in tomato sauce.
Also it's not as bad as people say, as long as you stay on top of it.
Tbh, blanks fuck that shit up, live rounds dont cause as much carbon build up. Enough time with it and you'll be able to tell when it needs a good cleaning/lube.
>In an emergency where you need to put rounds down range, you can pretty much use it as a semi auto rifle, as the main "jam" is just the bolt catching on residue, so you can force it in place on the round and fire.
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If you're into more compact, faster firing weapons here you go :^)
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>>696943119
I got this off of iFunny.
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>>696943022
Not enough art, and 50% of it is porn

Being a wolfboy shota is rough
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>>696941856
Why hmmm?!

Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
>Perv.

>>696942134
What. The. Fuck.

>>696942235
I've only got 1 Fire for this Revolution, and while it's gunna Take Me to the Top while I'm Forever Young,. But of course when you Get Me Power, I'll be able to Dance Around the World and Stay the Night while the Love & Money Take Me Higher! But this is all Just a Dream, my Crazy Little Love~

>>696942993
It's a false point!
Not terribly bad actually!
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>>696943200
Nothx.
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Jubbei
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>>696943194
I cant eat that. I'll just settle for chocolate milk then.
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>>696942898
I know! Schro/Cap needs to be shipped more. The internet has a sever lack of it.

>>696943022
Heh, a familiar image.
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>>696943618
Severe**
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>>696943194
I think one of my favorite ones was the sloppy Joe filling. 1st time I had it my stomach was fucked. But after that it was all good.

Also thanks for the first hand info, that's cool as shit of you to bless us with knowledge, and it surprises me that the anime got it right with the whole use it semi auto if need be thing.
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>>696943618
Anything Schro, really. He's a fan favourite I don't know why there is so little of him
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>>696943443
Welcome to pre-spring Canberra. Sunny, little to no wind, but the chill in the air is enough to sink in. And it penetrates like a long dick in a small box.
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My body's lust for sleep is too enormous.
I think it's the time for me to go to sleep.

Stella out
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>>696943502
There's a Thompson there as well m8, no need to be afraid.
>will try to find some of battle rifles
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>>696942412
Best thing I've seen all day.

>>696942993
It is pretty shitty. The skin stuff got way out of hand. Worse thing about it is that they knew it was going on but since they gained no revenue is what pretty much whatever. Now they're in full damage control.

>>696943443
I concede.
>Just this once.
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>>696943851
Seriously, when I found Hellsing, I fapped too him for like, two weeks straight. Maybe I should do some art of him. I am a drawfag after all. But never Anime stuff.

Pic related.
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>>696943443
Because it was cute between those two.
>You're eating deer when you come here, I'll get my hunter buddies to hook me up.
>>696943571
Chocolate milk is nice.
>So is that ass~
>>696943839
Yeah, that's actually what that is used for, except you slam it forward with your palm
>You don't click it like the anime.
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>>696944367
Bubble butt
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>mfw I realize there are not many more guns from the anime or manga itself to choose from
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>>696944366
Nice. I was a drawfag til I shattered my hand. Now I paint sometimes

You should give Schro a try sometime, even if you don't do it in anime style.
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>>696944764
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>>696943869
2 cold. It's like eternal fucking summer here, it's RARE to see it dip below 60F, even at night.

>>696944229
AYYYYYYYYY, time for a party!

>>696944367
Oh?
>Oh boyim, I'll be sure to have the proper seasoning.
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>>696944764
That is until I find the motherland.
Apparently there's a Google plus group dedicated to anything upotte!!

Some are even capable enough to make their own, which could be suitable
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>>696943839
Also, had a black guy that would trade anything for corn bread.
>Just sayin
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>>696944853
Maybe I will. Glad to see another fan out there. Though my love of him was so me weird personal thing. How'd you shatter your hand? Was it fap related? lol
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>>696943443
I have my team of scientists who say its true
I was gonna say the same, its been surprisingly tame here, we can still save the polar bears

>>696944229
They cant undo them getting scammed, its just up to the people to not be dumb. Now the rest of us have to deal with this tedious mess. Oh well, i got my flamethrower skin, its all good
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>>696945245
Nah, an accident. Hurts to hold a pen/pencil for more than a minute or two.
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>all of you not having an instinctive understanding of firearms use
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>>696945179
Yeah.
>No judgerino.
>I can think of a, "seasoning"~
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>>696945601
Rooty tooty point and shooty?

>Mizore
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>>696945477
How old are you? Howd it happen, bro?
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>>696945030
Saved you god tier being

>>696945237
Funny enough I doubt I'd give him my cornbread

>>696944853
Rip dude sorry to hear it. I've been going to /ic/ freely because while they're idiots, they are also skilled idiots. Hope your hand somehow improves in condition.
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Exactly next year, I'm watching thor 3 drunk

Shinoa claimed ',:)
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i claim mother brain from captain n
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>>696945926
>Watching
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>>696945789
It's really fucking easy.
>mfw last time I shot I was sub-MOA1, put 5 rounds in the same hole
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>>696945924
27 as of 3 days ago. Vehicle accident, years back.

>>696945926
I'm not TOO fussed. It was nearly a decade ago, and I can still paint, since I don't particularly care about detail.
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>>696945267
They failed at the theory level! All experiments have been rigged.
Hoping these clothes smell better this time, I don't have time to wash them a third time...
>They still smell weird
Fucking just kill me.

>>696945601
>Peeeeerv!

>>696945998
Ayyy, sup Smuggles.
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>>696946486
Yikes, sorry that happened to you.
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>>696945179
Will you change the music from Station to Station? :^)

>>696945267
True that. Wouldn't want to work with anything that's not affiliated with Valve in the first place. Which skin is it? I'm assuming there's multiple.

>>696945998
How's the day been my man?
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>>696946151
You're actually starting to make me fear Elle

>pls stop

>>696946486
Still sorry to hear it. Glad you can move on though, just get some of that Bob Ross mentality and skill, then it'll be smooth sailing kek
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>>696946727
Shit happens man. I've lived a pretty fuckin' lucky life so far. If all I got to show for it on the downside is a lack of mad pen skills then it would be pretty wretched of me to complain.

>>696946867
That's it man. You paint for enjoyment
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>>696946867
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I fucking hate Harems
One of the characters is literally asking to be held down and plowed, yet the protagonist can't because harem

I don't know why I watch this shit
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>>696947207
>mfw I actually considered her scary for a second

How can that be anything but adorable
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>>696947364
That's what doujins are for senpai
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>>696947095
I'm glad to see you're optimism. I need to stop being a bitch about my issues.
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>>696946622
Ayyyy plushie. Whaddup?

>>696946787
Lots of walking, took a pic 30ft up on a forklift and fucked gyms thay weren't team valor with the squad and best friend gave me the best birthday gift ever, and eat with the fame. How's your day?
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>>696946622
Id still wear 2 pairs in your weather and be fine.
>>696947364
Because you love being cucked? I dunno. Watch Gyakkou Gurashi or something.
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>>696946381
Yeah, it's a joke.
>Always interested in firearms
>Trained with a bb gun tho
>Military training
Now I just need my own gun and a place to shoot.
>>696946622
Ya fucked up.
>nou
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>>696940679
Good evening.

Sorry I havn't been on as much lately.
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>>696947788
>kisses
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>>696947705
It's okay to be a bitch about them, other people having their own shit does not make yours any less legitimate.

You just gotta make sure your being-a-bitch doesn't get in the way of you living your life. Otherwise you're just sabotaging yourself, you know?
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>>696947705
This
>>696947095
You've seriously inspired me to stop trying to find excuses and complain my way out of life. I don't know how to thank you besides this. So

>T
>H
>A
>N
>K
>S
>M
>8
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>>696947364
It's a psychological hook. You self-insert and fantasize about what you'd do in the MCs position of plow-power. This can not happen if he has a dedicated girlfriend, especially if you're not fond of her. The MC entering a comitted relationship alienates the fans of every other girl. This is also the reason harem MCs are typically kind of bland everymen whose defining traits are being a good person and an Average Male. It's very easy to put yourself in his sexy, sexy shoes. The hook is the fantasy of being the MC, a role which almost anyone can fill due to his utterly ordinary personality and looks, and he's generally a Good Person, which almost everyone wants to be.
>>696947966
Nice dubs. I forget- are you a Cucknadian like me?
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>>696948084
No worries cob. Have a good one aye
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Callie claimed
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>>696947753
>afraid
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>>696948039
Its cool lol

>>696948044
>kisses
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>>696946622
>all experiments have been rigged
>illuminati back at it again
Why so many tries? what did you get on them?

>>696946787
Yea never trust anything off, i never liked paypal or the other stuff. I sold all my tf2 stuff on steam and made fat mons, feels good
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>>696947695
Is there such a thing?
It sounds like a god given gift

>>696947941
I don't love being cucked,
Watched Gakkou
Kill yourself

>>696948280
It's also incredibly frustrating to watch the actual show
>Hey, senpai, I want you to fill me full of man milk
>N-nah,i'm good
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>>696948632
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>>696946787
Nah Breeki, I'm just gunan throw a Party for the Living.

>>696947788
The more you call me that, the more I'm taking a liking to it. What the fuck.
Not much, about to get ready for work. Reading some hilarious arguments on facebook over the BLM freeway protests. This guy I used to call my friend in high school is arguing for them, and it's absolutely retarded.

>>696947941
Oh, it's not that I can't be fine, but I sure as fuck won't be comfy.

>>696947966
What did I do?!
>Nou

>>696948721
WHERE'S MY TINFOIL?!
I have no clue! They have this weird musty smell to them, I'm using some of those good smelling fabric softner beads with it this time, hoping it'll work out.
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>>696948864
>
<3

>>696948892
Kek. It's what i do

Yo fuck that guy for many reason
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>>696948280
Nope, amerifat.
>Yeehaw, chek out muh guns.
>>696948892
Linked the wrong person
>Yesu
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>>696948062
My current issue is I'll never get to fuck Schrodinger up his cute little ass. Hahaha
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>>696949167
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>>696949332
RIP anon
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helloo
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>>696948805
But admit it- the idea of taking his place has you hooked because then you can be with your best girl/waifu in imagination land. Being bisex, I get to enjoy harems, reverse and otherwise, in a whole other way. The first example of reverse harem to come to mind is naturally Host Club. I'd fuck any of the boys, except maybe Honey, who is fit only for onto intensive cuddles, but god damn if Haruhi ain't some hot shit. A smart, independent, good-looking, kindhearted, open and honest woman. What's not to lovelovelove? And you know what? I'd fuck Issei Hyodo, too. He's such a kindred spirit it's practically just masturbating.
>>696949169
Oh. Oops. Important question. AK or AR?
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>>696947788
10/10 day man, nice to hear it was enjoyable, Happy Birthday by the way. Not bad, went ahead with my errands from yesterday since I woke up too late to do them. Traveled back to my old part of town, things haven't changed at all.

>>696948721
It only brings problems when not handled right. Nice mang, could use a fat wad every now and then.

>>696948892
I don't even have anything for that, you win for today.
>Suits.
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I'm so tired I'm nauseous, so I'll head off now. Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-9QBypMzK4
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>>696948805
>>696947695
M8 simple process
>Google
>type kurumi tokisaki
>type doujin after it
>click a link
>???
>profit

It was never hard
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>>696949598
I have hands on experience with the m16, which the AR is based off, so that.
I've also messed around with AKs in "Gun Game" where you can disassemble, reassemble and learn all about them (and other guns.
Tl:dr; AR
>Only plebs limit their gun use.
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>>696949167
Smugs stahp

Oh, fuck him indeed. But I'm getting a hardy chuckle out of it all. If I didn't know better than to get involved with facebook drama, I'd smash his whole argument easily.

>>696949169
>Nou!

>>696949525
Sup Emi.

>>696949620
Ayyyyyyy! Good thing too, I have to go to work soon.
>Suits

>>696949632
Season 2 when?
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>>696948632
xdddd!

How are you?
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>>696949598
I'm not really a self-insert kinda person

>>696949787
Oh, you thought I meant Date A Live
I meant in general
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>>696950109
>Don't make me close your mouth~
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Im going to bed night everyone.

>>696950437
>
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>>696949502
RIP in peas/
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>>696950256
Even easier m8
>type series and/or character name into Google
>add doujin after it

I've found literally thousands of decent shit just by doing that. Only some of the more obscure stuff will have little to none/shitty doujin to its name, but that's to be expected.

Tldr type "-name here- doujin" and you're golden
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all mine
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>>696950091
I also have some M16 experience. But we call it the C7-A1. I consistently struck man-sized targets at 100m my first time ever using it, also first time ever using a real firearm. Air gun skills transfer very well to small arms.
>>696950256
Then fuck if I know why you watch.
>if dubs, everyone post a lewd
>if higher, next thread is all lewds
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>>696948892
I used it to bake this chicken, im sure we will be fine
Thats really wierd, i have no clue what you got it into. I know that feel though, had the same problem a week ago

>>696949620
Just like most things in life friendo, we should write a book together on life and make even more mons. All my money is on my offshore account, payday life
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>>696950756
Rip off by one
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>>696950756
>off by one

That means Mamma Mercy lewds
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>>696950109
Hey! How are you ?
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Whats up everyone?
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>>696949376
>

>>696949525
Hello!

>>696949620
Wew "good or bad" not change?

>>696950109
Now Where's the fun in that?

I got nothing on BLM but i just don't like why they think being violent is a good idea

>>696950238
Kek what?

Pretty good. Legs feel like they're going through growing pain again. How are you?
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>>696951253
>I must leave you my love till next time <3
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>>696950437
And just how do you plan on doing that~?

>>696950854
WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
I'm just hoping it works, I'll throw them in the dryer when I leave and hope for the best.

>>696951238
Not too bad, work is slowly approaching though...

>>696951253
Tons of fun, just try it. :^)

I could go on a massive rant about everything I dislike about it. But I doubt anyone wants to see that.
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>>696951253
Oh I dunno.

I'm just fine, drinking some tea and relaxing.

In the time I've been gone I've gotten an amazing 0% done.
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>>696950756
Yeah, 100 meters is my zero range.
>200m O target
>300m dog target (middle of the chest up)
>500m human size targets
That's the long range we did, also had 700m unknown distance shots, plus 1500m shots with a fully automatic machine gun, now that is awesome.
>>696951692
Well I can think of one way.
>


Fuck I talk to much about guns.
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>>696951692
Also it's not deer burgers, it's deer steak I was thinking of. It's like a hash meat or corn beef.

>So good.
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>>696949525
What's up Emi?

>>696950109
I was going to make a reference there too, but I've already showed a shamfur dispray.
>Kinda like one.

>>696950854
>Just like most things in life
Life itself is the problem. Oh hell yeah, that'd be best selling piece ever put on the market. If the money from your offshore account could be replicated then I think you could buy the world.

>>696951253
I'd say good. It's rough all over but it doesn't seem to affected that spot. That's more of the East side which doesn't have as bad of a rep than the South, where I'm from originally. The East side had all the shops and such.
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>>696950986
I can lewd for days.
>>696952090
I never got the opportunity to test myself past that. I'd be willing to bet I could strike man-sized targets at 1km with a good rifle if I got back into it.
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>>696951253
What is up!?

>>696951692
oh shit, i get off work later than I usually do. What do you do?

>>696952315
Nothing much. Mass Effect and Cowchop. You?
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>>696951412
Aw on my birthday too but okay. Take care <3

>>696951692
Doubt it!

Some here would agree since most if us are you know

>>696951722
Oh

Kek oh you

>>696952315
Its always the south side

>>696952607
Chilling after fun day. You?
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>>696943064
Me good choice in wives
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>>696952418
>noice.jpg

>>696953016
D.Va is a meme
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>>696952607
>CowChop
My nigga. Love James and Aleks. Got done playing a bit of OW, just listening to music now.

>>696952757
Roughest side man, no matter what.
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>>696952418
Wind is a big factor, at 300m it's a noticeable drift.
At 500m, it can throw your bullet wide
At a km, you can have multiple wind shifts plus bullet drop to deal with (the drop can be adjusted with a good scope, but iron sights are difficult.)
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>>696953185
Dva is my wife claimed
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sooooo tired of playing the PZ 38 NA

Fuck this tank So close to Panzer
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>>696952757
Awesome, what did you do?

>>696953255
fun, Cowchop has become my shit recently.
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>>696953016
A D. Va is also fine.
>mfw she'd never fuck me because I'm a scrub
>>696953349
A lot of scopes explicitly designed for that range actually have neat little markers for drop and windage. Honestly, the former is more predictable if your ammo load is consistent. Because it's more predictable, it's easier to deal with. Wind is a cocksucker. People don't realize how far it can shove a slug off target, even in full sniper rounds like .308.
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Miyazawa
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>>696952090
>>696952236
Perv.
>Deer steak
WILL WE ROAST IT OVER A FIRE PIT?!

>>696952315
It is okay, you can regain your honor by doing a few simple... requests. ;^)
>Suit

>>696952607
Security for a building downtown. I'm here for like, 90% of my shift though.

>>696952757
Are... cheeki?
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>>696953255
Youre northerner in the south side of the city and and I'm a southerner living in the north side of the city lol

>>696953758
See
>>696947788


>>696954100
Kek oh you

>smug
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>>696953836
All about that Kentucky windage.
Shoot, adjust, shoot again.
>>696954100
Why call me a perv, that's one of my more mild things!
>Fear
N-No, we'll cook it in a skillet...
I mean, nothing could stop us from walking into the woods to find a clearing and make a fire. Red necks do it all the time with bonfires.
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>>696954100
Oh ok, my dad does security for a bunch of events . He's seen some cool concerts because of it.

>>696954502
Very nice. I'm still training for work so everything is pretty easy. Had a fucking headache all day again though
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Late Iowa claim

What's up my dudes

>>696953255
>>696953758
>cowchop
MY NIGGERS
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>>696954884
Railgun
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Noire claimed.
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>>696953758
CowChop is the shit haha. Hasn't been a video that didn't result in laughter. Did you know of the duo before CC?

>>696954100
>Simple
You must be simple minded if you think I'd comply :^)
>This counts.

>>696954502
Kek, completely reversed.

>>696954884
Hell yeah! Best duo on YT.
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