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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Did you do an image search, numbnuttarino?
>>696916293
>>696916293
I'd pull off that top and shove my dick in her mouth
Sex in public? Yes, have some!
OP is a Fag, the pic is all over the place
Bumping
Better save this one, never know
Battlebots was great tonight
Really? No one knows??
>>696924284
Do a fucking reverse image search, it's all over the internet, idiot.
>>696923937
you now the egyptians built the pyramids using water
Click on that little arrow pointing to the right, then follow the drop down to google image search
>>696924595
I 'Know' they didn't
Going w/the beer on this one
>>696925188
>>696925033
>>696924984
>>696924891
who would have thought that restaurants cost more than preparing your own food at home
>>696924984
>>696925033
>>696925237
but who's gonna cook all that shit for me, fampai?
>>696925188
those pizzas from dominos are $4.95 in Australia. That's about 4 US dollars.
>>696925324
Vaguely sarcastic, too cowardly to be openly insulting
>>696924715
then what's the deal with all the canals and reservoirs surrounding the base of the pyramids that lead directly to the river, and the canals being deep and wide enough for the blocks to pass through, and the reservoirs being located on top of limestone deposits?
What I have a problem with is whoever took these pictures made really bad food choices.
>>696925439
Yeah these images don't work for us. All our shit is triple what americans pay
>>696925333
Where the hell you gona find Moringstar burgers for $3? $5-$6 min where I live and I practically live on those.
>>696925452
>ground beef and veggies for lunch
>cereal with no milk for breakfast
there has to be a limit to being a poorfag.
>>696925633
mcDonalds one is pretty accurate
>>696920584
>"Hello McFly!"
>>696925633
My guess is that the jpgs I posted were from some condescending hipster anti junkfood website.
I am pro junk food, when I can afford it. I'm just posting from my 'charts & How to' folder since OP is worthless
>>696924984
Those prices on the bottom are incorrect. Even Walmart isn't that cheap.
>>696925869
Yeah, I'll probably delete these jpgs, they are more annoying than informative
>>696916293
a girl this cute needs to be doing this with BBC
Before school starts, you might be able to use this one
If you do that prepper / survivalist thing, remember to rotate your supplies
Poorfag help
I have never tried these
>>696925709
I meant for the actual produce as well as the fast food
With steak, there's a way to tell by the way the muscles in the palm of your hand feel, I can't remember
>>696926004
>10 lbs of potatoes
>$3
>8 ears of corn
>$2
>2 lbs of chicken breast
>$2
If you've ever shopped for food then you outta know that those prices are bullshit.
>>696924984
chicken
>$5, maybe $3 if it expire the next day
Potatoes
>$6
corn (why if the human body cant FUCKING DIGEST IT)
>$4
milk
>$3.75
Beef
>$5
Yogurt
>$5
oats
>$3
peas
>$1
kidney beans
>2.50
>>696927212
I've bought a 10lb bag of potatoes for 3.99
I've bought corn 4/$1, this week it's 6/$1 because the crop is in (where I live)
Chicken price is complete bullshit/agreed.
Perhaps the most important chart of the thread
>>696920917
More?
>>696927404
Do you have the comedy version of this one? I lost it, and when I first saw it, I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen
>>696927964
No soup for you
i have done this before. Looks incredibly stupid, works great
This one is complete, utter bullshit
You should already know this one
>>696928442
at what point do i mention my mixtape?
>>696928691
after 3rd date. If no sex, go for it
If you're over 40 this one will fuck with you
>>696928681
>tfw i'm going to have to carry a toilet paper roll speaker because iphone 7 isn't going to have a headphone jack.
I hope this helps
>>696929111
Wondered abt that myself. We'll have to wait and see wtf their solution is
Young men: Learn it, Know it; Live it.
>>696927212
This. The $20 meals are closer to $40 unless you buy bulk or there's a solid sale
I've used a form of this, it works great for carry on bags
can't remember if I posted a version of this yet
>>696929342
Couldn't get past
>Every hat should serve a purpose
>>696926071
I'm not a lawyer but I imagine there are some pretty serious repercussions to getting caught on this one
Oh, btw, if someone tells you the kind of steak you prefer is wrong or gay, the approved reply is
"Fuck you"
>>696929281
i'd rather just pour all that shit into a bowl and eat it.
>>696929592
yeah, esp. fedoras!
>>696929691
I've done much worse when I was a teen. Much.
I grew up 2 municipalities over from Ferguson, Mo. (which was very nice 15 yrs ago)
I admit this is tl;dr
>>696928506
Actually no. Get 3pairs of 3d glasses and put 2 of them crossing eachothers see through part. If you cant see through them you are dong it right, if you can you ar dump. Now put third glasses on. Magic
>>696930179
I stand by my original remarks. Complete bullshit.
Also a quick way to get thrown out of the library
People: these are not my OC. I just collected them. I am not looking for your approval/disapproval or even discussion.
Life is a buffet. Take from it what you will. Contribute what you will.
>>696929281
These recipes infuriate me
>>696930611
I've tried several of these, they work
If your dick gets caught in a zipper. Memorize this, because you'll be in way too much pain to try to find it.
Cut off the MIDDLE thing
>>696930611
This creates nerve gas. don't do it
>>696930849
This. Done it enough times that I've have the reflex to pop it off. Having a big dick is suffering.
>>696929281
But why tho
I can make better MRE's, but the idea is good.
Remember to rotate your stock, they will taste better if you do.
It serves another purpose: quality control. If you dislike the menu items, then don't buy a shit ton to begin with. Never buy MRE's from some guy you never met before. Ever.
>>696924641
This is the most useful thing I've ever seen on 4chan.
im out of good info
>>696931239
>>696931239
But the one you did deliver is valuable.
>>696930849
the issue is you have to be steady with a pair of cutters while in intense pain otherwise... ugh I don't even want to think of it.
>>696931139
>Having a big dick is suffering.
Having a small brain is suffering.
Here's a good one. Once you become poor, this will be a big deal
I just bypassed about a dozen BDSM bondage how to jpgs
Girls love it if you know this by heart.
>>696931578
Yes please tell me about it. I'm sure you are the subject matter expert on small craniums.
We all already know the rule of the Red Solo Cup
I'm not kidding: I recommend in state, tax free government bonds. Make them the core of your principal, then get riskier as you get more money.
But get more conservative the older you get
>>696925412
this
I don't go out for the price, I go out for the convenience.
>>696926668
Here you go.
>>696925645
left brain/right brain is a myth
both sides do both
>>696932703
Oh, dude! Thanks VERY much! That is exactly what I was looking for!
>>696924841
gonna call bullshit on some of those
Someone needs to tell you this, nobody told me, except my first gf.
Not sure abt this, never did it.
> Hillary is making her speecy ATT, btw
>>696928787
This! This this this this this. I wish I'd known this shit as a teenager, because trying to improperly break down a door fucking hurts.
>>696933319
Yeah, I've done the 'Howard Wolowitz' myself, and OWWWW
Bachelors, save this one
>>696929240
Their solution will be to sell you a proprietary piece of shit that plugs into the data port for at least 3 times what it's worth. Fuck apple, and fuck all the normies that praise their shit.
Can't vouch for this one
>>696933739
>poorfag detected
>>696928397
>use baby powder on your balls
Does anyone ever actually do this?
>>696932576
We always learned it by the shape of the head which is much easier
Venomous snakes have venom glands that make the sillhouette of their head more like a spade than an oval
Of course the eyes never hurt either
>>696934146
Yeah, I had a discussion with a buddy of mine about this, he said 'send me the jpg' and I couldn't find it until I stumbled on it just now. I want to hear what he says, he runs into both types in Rural Missouri weekly.
The argument for no fap is convincing
>>696932954
>don't lick anus
Do you even rimjob?
I never cared about this. Then I bought a bad piece of meat.....
Here's another one for the older crowd.
>>696934862
context?
>>696934862
this is for Blackjack, if you didn't know.
None of that limp wristed fag shit, either
I've never tried this, but it might help you some day
You'll need this in your late twenties onward
Remember, you're here forever.
The Order you do this is important
>>696916293
There you go anon
http://www.youporn.com/watch/319557/blonde-beauty-gives-mouth-to-cock-at-the-beach/
there should be a website for guys who never got to learn guy stuff like this.
Popular Mechanics has their list, be sure to check it out.
ok memorize this map
>>696930707
presentation, you fat fuck
>>696934079
I use gold bond body powder. Just smells fresh and it has a nice cooling feel. Plus you don't sweat your bag off when you're doing physical activity
>>696932954
every girl I've been with for my 50 years liked the whole thing licked
This works, I've done it
>>696937596
Then consider this 100 level introductory information.
Sam Kinison said to lick the alphabet. I tried that on my girl, and she shuddered before J.
>>696936814
Thank you kindly.
