Summarize your life with just one quote from any game
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Summarize your life with just one quote from any game
>>696898599
NEW CICADA
Insert Coin
I work for belethor,, at the general goods store
i never asked for this
Radovid sucks flaccid cock
Why am I a fucking toilet.
>>696902707
> I always thought I was the good guy
Michael - GTA V
>>696902707
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same ???
wah
>>696903281
Damn that's deep
>>696903020
Do you know the artist? I love this pic related but don't know source
This
I thought I was going mad or perhaps dying.
If only one could be so fortunate.
It is at the dawn that the night is the darkest.
Not enough minerals
"press the w a s and d keys to move your character"
"Thomas was alone"
>>696902707
The princess is in another castle
:/
You just had to follow the damn train CJ
Snake? Snake?! SNNAAAAAAAKE!!!
>>696902707
>I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
kms.
itll be brighter than bright
mr burke fallout 3
READY TO GO WHOOOLE HOG
>>696903731
It is at the dank* that the night is the dankest*
>FTFY
>>696903482
No sry just got pic off google
They played us like a damn fiddle!
"you failed"
in shinobi master system - bonus stage
My love and sex life.
>You gotta learn when to QUIT
>Just give up, I did.
>I can't afford not to care anymore.
Silos needed
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! - Illidan, world of warcraft.
he was right
>"It's a me Mario!"
-Sonic the Hedgehog, N64
"Anything not saved will be lost"
i used to be an adventurer like you
Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice.
So god damn true about every fucking thing.
>>696904291
Truly besthesba's most beatiful novel
![Zerowing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3jdXOac.jpg "Zerowing[1].jpg")
>>696902707
All you base are belong to us.
"kill your past, you've already doomed your future"
it's time to chew ass
-dick kickem
After 30 years of suffering, 30 years of endless nightmares, it would finally come to an end. Death would be his escape from madness.
-God Of War
HYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
you used attract
but it failed
I already a Demon
>>696904364
*your
>>696903828
So triggering
"Are you sure you want to quit"
Now I stand, the lion before the lambs... and they do not fear. They cannot fear.
Give me the chocolate, Hisao.
You're not Alexander.
If no one remember then why make remembers.
"Grain, grain, grain"
>>696903829
Snake is dead, he died two years ago...
This is the last dance for Lance Vance.
We have been wounded sorely. Yet still we stand, with fire in our eyes and valour in our hearts. Let them think us beaten. We shall teach them otherwise.
>>696905328
A DUD?!
Just fucking kill me
"My balls are made from steel."
>>696904334
Than I took an Arrow to the knee
![The_cake_is_a_lie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zTrNLnT.jpg "The_cake_is_a_lie[1].jpg")
The cake is a lie.
"I am simply myself, no more no less."
let's positive thinking
"Sorry, I'm dead"
>>696905305
>2,000 keks
>>696905614
No, iz not !
>>696902707
Radio Failure!
>>696905305
This
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>696902707
GAME OVER
I'm gonna kill Praxis!
I am error.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>696905305
Ok. Now I have to replay it again.
>>696905835
kek, my nigga
>>696905520
>a quote about marriage
So i asked the trees and they do not recall and the rocks, even the rocks do not recall.- stone oracle, jak and daxter
LEON
HELP
>>696905770
In my life..., it is.
:0(
>>696902707
"Hell on Earth"
>>696905835
Yooo...where the fuck this from and why do I remember it so vividly
Im gay
Remember: no russian
DirectX couldn't take it anymore and committed suicide.
Endure. In enduring grow strong.
But brother captain that goes against the codex Astarte's
My life
>>696906689
Thats from batterlflied
>I've been to hell and back, and back to hell…and back.
>>696906275
San Andreas.
Alone in the dark
>>696906503
Damn, beat me too it.
...
FOLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
Another settlement needs your help
>>696907147
Thats from the faggot nigger game
>>696903626
What game is that quote from?
"Yeah baby, I am the lizard King!"
Or
"Buttsauce"
Both by The Dude from Postal 2
>>696904467
oldfags remember
Those Black Creatures are falling from the sky!
-Shadow the Hedgehog
HE
>>696902707
Life is simply unfair
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
Are you a boy, or are you a girl?
bingo bango bongo.
>bish, bash, bosh
>>696903812
faggot
"It's High Noon"
>>696903234
Saints row?
Never underestimate the power of the scouts code
"the world is worth fighting for"
>>696902707
"Beasts all over the shop...you'll be one of them, sooner or later."
-Father Gascoigne, Bloodborne
>>696902707
Silence groundwalker
>>696906275
You were too busy following trains to remember.
"The British R CUMMING" - William "Kill Bill" Wallace - Age of Vampires 5
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong
>>696902707
BY THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT, I LEAD
I used to be an adventurer like you, untill I took an arrow to the knee
>>696904654
Hu! Ha!
Boomshakalaka
If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed.
All you base are belong to us!
>>696902707
>Papers, Please
>>696908312
Anyone?
You have become addicted to stimpacks
"Remember, this is a bandit country."
The cake was a lie
"op is a huge faggot"
-dick kickem
You are not prepared.
>>696902707
You have been met with a terrible fate
Nice hustle, tons o' fun!
NEXT TIME EAT A SALAD
>>696902707
You Died
Roll 4 mastro
>>696905835
Beat me to it
>>696904467
Put dispenser here.
I don't deserve to die!
...Ok, maybe I do! But I don't wanna die!
>>696902707
“I’m no hero. Never was. Never will be."
My main man had two strikes, slipped, got arrested and flipped... He screamed thug life and emptied a clip runnin from the police- master chief, cod bo3
Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better
"Whatever that was, twas scarcely worth my notice."
>>696908312
>>696909811
>metal gear
i've been drinkin' again
>>696907676
>2012
>oldfags
K E K
E
K
>>696902707
"Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time"
>>696902707
game over
>>696905835
>>696907676
nice try, you're not an oldfag though.
"Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different outcome. Now that, is fucking crazy."
http://www.rememori.com/173124:dario_castano_pernas
Let a message
>>696902707
"Heroes never die, for a price."
Your health is low, do you have any potions or food? -Guildy McMaster
wasted
>>696902707
not a single quote, but really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6WjfDqYA
I think we can all agree
>>696909844
Zozzle
"OVERTIME"
Don't think about it.Don't think about it.Don't think about it.
Anger does not dictate my life
"Go away"
-player character, fallout 4
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.
>>696912922
Already claimed. >>696905835
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
>>696913409
Motherfucker I was just about to post this one!
>"I understand your attempts at humour. I simply do not find them entertaining."
- Bladewolf - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
I'm not good at talking to people
"all you had to do was follow the damn train cj"
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"
>>696913855
"Your name will be lost is the backwashes of time." -legacy of kain: Blood Omen II
Look at them, all running around like little ants, never aware that they are pointless, a cog in the machine, each of them replacable.
I am Andre.
Da rk souls blacksmith.
>>696909373
Hahahaha, I seriously hate that fucking mission though.
You require more minerals
>>696914192
Hi andre
>>696913956
I loved that game
>>696902707
we've heard disturbing reports from new York and Pennsylvania and flash's
Good men mean well. We just don't always end up doing well
>>696902707
I've been dead for the last 35 years, today is the day I truly live.
You'll face death. Enough death to leave you broken. -Morne, Dark Souls 3
>>696902707
Fuck
>>696904467
Got me good anon
>>696902707
"I don't understand."
That blade is for monsters
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...
>>696918388
Pretty sure this quote is from einstein
>>696918488
Nah, it's self righteous and pretentious, it's gotta be Nietzsche
Good men mean well. We just don't always end up doing well
>>696918845
I studied Einstein some years ago
But you are right tho, this sounds like something Nietzsche would say
"Wake up and, smell the ashes."
>>696903828
LOL classic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-cleric beast, Bloodborne
"Hey cousin, let's go bowling."
"..."
From Gordon Freeman in the half life games
>>696902707
>>696914192
prithee be careful i wouldnt want to see you go hollow
>>696903412
Kek
>>696902707
Dealer has blackjack
"Waddaya know? A talking mutt! Ya know you'd win first place in a dog show!" DMC3
Man, fuck these birds amirite?
Thankfully, I already don't remember this...
>>696902707
Ready???... FIGHT !!!!!
>>696902707
"You can change difficulty at any time under the settings tab in the start/pause menu. "
>>696902707
NOT YET SNAKE, IT'S NOT OVER YET!
Beardy? But you haven't got a beard...
Za warudo!!!
>>696920410
gold
DEFEAT
"Dead Man Walking"-Reaper/Undertaker
>>696903281
We are good guys anon
Hey hey! Come on over and have some fun with crazy taxi! YAA YAA YAA YAA YA!
Life is weird
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
>>696920959
Nobody's the good guys numbnuts
>>696921850
I guess that works too
>>696921846
Real shit
>>696920860
you wanna buy some... funnel cakes?
Fix that fucking drill
>>696902707
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow, and insidious killer.
>ebin darkest dungeon narrator man
>>696902707
"I take my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit, in my face!"
Fav game.
>Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
>Indeed. I believe so.
Weak! Weak and pathetic!
"Blue Warrior needs food!"
"While you were sleeping we helped ourselves"
>>696906275
Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas
https://youtu.be/qMDRiVj1Lz8
Faggot!- south park atick of truth
A wanderer isn't always lost.
>>696902829
completely underrated ghost
>>696909771
cause no trouble.
>>696902707
Fuck that. I'm gonna say something about those asses.
I want to French kiss their post-summer bike ride bungholes as punishment for all of my privilege.
"...!"
-magus, chrono trigger
i thought this was stupid even as a fucking 11 year old. btw fuck your thread. i just want to read stupid video game quotations.
enemy spotted
>>696919116
But he's only credited to saying that through misinformation. He never actually said that.
Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again? Big mouth prick.
"The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like."
-Kellogg
The Tough Times will pass. They may pass like a Kidney stone but they will pass
>>696913702
I want to fuck BladeWolf.
>>696924056
I wish my cereal gave me life lessons...
>>696902707
>>696922292
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>696911555
Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime Overtime
>>696912871
Go awhey....
>>696922890
>tfw a video game convinced you to be a pussy.
2 minutes for high sticking
That's the worst delusion: believing you can have a lasting impact.
i hope this stor gets told for a long time
>>696902707
A man chooses, a slave obeys
>>696924422
FEAR IS HOW I FALL! CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!
>>696924416
>>696925525
" Jacked up and good to go"
press any button to continue
For what i think, there are two kind of people out there. Those who spend their life trying to build a future...and those who spend their life trying to rebuild their past -Max Payne
>>696902707
he always sits there jerkin his dick while playing that damn game
Ain't got time to play with myself!
Duke Nukem......
"I told you not to touch that darn thang"
Try jumping
"get in, sit down, and shut up!"
>>696921846
You should not have done that.
"You are a failure" - Administrator, TF2.
time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outa gum
" That Scout is a spy!" ~ Torbjorn from Overwatch
>>696902707
Why live a life without doing what you want? That's just a recipe for a life of misery.
-Vincent Brooks (Catherine)
"Dream... not of what you are, but of what you want to be."
>>696902707
"Mark IV style motherfucker!"
-Spyder,
Blood Dragon
DARPA Chief, Kenneth Baker
The walls close in – the shadows whispers of conspiracy.
>>696908245
Saucem?
Darker than the darkest night.
>>696929267
Half-Life? How is that rock working out for ya buddy?
"More work?"
"Yes m'Lord."
Warcraft 3 peasant
>>696923927
That's one sandy vagina.
Considering I make traffic comes all day...
"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"
"Listen to my story....this may be our last chance."
Hope is what makes us strong.
It is why we are here.
It's what we fight for when all else is lost.
"You see that you and I are of a different stripe, don't you? We don't have to dream that we're important. We are."
>>696903954
go back to r/mlgparodies
>>696929689
Pretty good, rent's cheap enough, view leaves much to be desired but you can't beat that remote, seperated from the rest of mankind feel.
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of ass."
OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTE!
>>696930044
"Hello my friend, stay a while and listen."
>>696902707
That picture made me feel more sorry for millennials than ever before..
>>696902707
My life is a constant battle on wanting to be alone and not wanting to be lonely.
Give me a bucket and I'll show you a bucket.
-Borderlands psycho
>>696903978
Moar?
Love is rare, life is strange. Nothing lasts and people change
>>696902707
"What the fuck is this"
yū ga waga teki wo kurau
>>696902707
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CJ
