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>>696898631
Fucking Useless
>>696898631
I laugh everytime
>>696898631
Did they get to him eventually?
>>696899100
>him
clearly its a fucking women that would rather be washed away into the ocean than performing a physical task
>>696898699
when did this become a gore thread?
>>696900130
It's whatever the fuck you want it to be other than porn. Read the title.
>>696899392
Moar
>>696900259
deep breaths buddy, deep breaths
>>696900811
Whales are so fucking smart. I saw them do this in Blackfish and it made me hate aquariu for life. Also think of how fucking terrifying that would be.
>>696901057
Chinese people are seriously fucking food hoarders. My wife works with a bunch and she had to stop bringing a lunch because they wouldn't give a fuck, they would just straight up take it and eat it. They are on camera at her work stealing lunches, and when boss brings in something for every like a platter they'll take the entire thing out to their car. They take things from the restaurant and stash it in their lockers. Like blocks of cheese, dry goods. One of the chinks got fired for stealing an entire birthday cake that wasn't even for him. Food must be scarce as fuck in China.
>>696901820
kek, proof?
>>696901009
Nigger please.
>>696898866
kek, liquid nitrogen does p much nothing to humans
>>696904266
I didnt know chinks use crack.
>>696905490
did he died?
>>696898483
lost
>>696898699
American food sucks
>>696905490
how did this happends
>>696906022
IT SAID NO PORN WEBMS BUT I HAVE A HUGE BONER ATM.
>>696906264
That chewing is suck ridiculous overacting.
>>696898699
that looks nasty as fuck, and thats from someone thats eaten surstroming
>>696901057
Literally the worst race of people on the planet.
>>696906121
I don't know, but clearly it happened to you.
>>696906589
It's apparently popular with Mexican adolescents.
>>696904787
>when there's too much spaghetti it cant spill from your pockets anymore
>>696904787
Mom´s spaguetti
>>696907208
That title is what makes it.
>>696903344
Why would they have a liquid nitrogen dispenser in a cafeteria
>>696907984
I cringed so fucking hard. fuuuuuuuuck
>>696908019
Someone should reverse that.
>>696904787
???
>>696908071
Do you get the joke or do you you actually think the video had liquid nitrogen in it? In actuality, it was a guy pouring boiling water over the head of the husband of the woman who ate the last hot dog the day before or some dumb shit. He was obviously put away for that.
Wtf is this?
>>696908216
>rekt
Story behind it is 1st get getting beat up is blind and the 2nd kid getting beat up is beating up the blind kid and the 3rd kid slams the 2nd kid.
Kid 2 and 3 both got suspended.
>>696903698
Old Boy fan.
>>696908449
all dogs in vid are dead now
>>696905799
That girl had older brothers. Holy shit, a perfect slam.
>>696908723
The Hammarui
>>696908630
You're just supposed to select nothing.
>>696908071
It's in Russia. They always have Liquid Nitrogen in cafeterias there.
>>696907670
Use it on your bare skin for an immediate Tan!
>>696898699
Cool it with the sauce lady.
>>696906022
That final punch was like a fucking smackdown
He pulled him into it
>>696908760
He clearly does it on purpose and pures even more on.
>>696908465
Did he deaded?
>>696908019
A tear to my fucking eye.
>>696907602
Newcastle upon Tyne, Big Market. Bellend goads bouncers threatening to knife them, one snaps and laces the cunt. He gets back up for seconds and gets put down again. I know that bouncer, actually really sweet bloke.
>>696905153
Holy fucking shit
blind
>>696908966
If this were a YLYL thread, I'd have lost to your comment.
>>696909036
retard still probably burned his dick :^)
>>696899336
this is fucking ridiculous i hope these girls sued the fuck out of the stat that did this
>>696909184
that title
>>696903698
too bad this is fake, great video still
>>696909620
Welcome to physics mother fucker!
>>696907053
>WEBM title
lovely thread
>>696909848
story?
>>696899100
its a band called Rockbitch not pussy riot fyi
>>696899426
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>696907834
deffinately would fuck hard, no holding backill cum 10 fucking times
>>696907712
I hope that bitch got rekt since then
>>696905153
that must be why niggers stink so bad they must be full of maggots. Now im not sure if niggers are niggers or just zombies hmm.
>>696899423
what in the actual fuck is that?
>>696905648
Kek
>>696909910
too bad this comment is fake, great comment still
>>696905490
At least he can still vote for Shillary.
>>696908336
tape worms
>>696908491
>ha ha both nitrogen and boiling water steam
>>696898483
>WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
>I jerk off niggers
okay here i come guys
>>696910779
>because Donald Trump totally is an honest man and totally not a corporate whore
>>696899587
wtf
>>696901266
They're one of the only animals on this planet who hunt just for sport as well
>>696898699
You couldn't pay me enough to eat that
>>696907712
> Can't drop my Pringles.
>>696911310
before anyone asks
>>696906163
kek
>>696911124
Killer whales are actually a type of dolphin. Whales are pretty harmless.
>>696908398
this was my highchools freshman hazing for football. funny shit
>>696898699
Thats Mexico though
>>696911253
>bla bla bla
Starve you fag out for a view days and you'll eat that gladly.
>>696911043
I don't get his one, what so special?
>>696909360
retrievers must be the white bois of dogs
>>696906108
Too busy developing your tech and taking your money I guess
>>696909375
yae from newcastle like? a thought a recognised that place like, am from sunderland but av been oot a few times doon the toon
>>696905490
Max Hass?
>>696907834
why are all the cuties in fucked up countries :(
>>696911466
>this was my highchools freshman hazing for football. funny shit
And afterwards you rode the man-train through the shower for hours. Fucking football faggot.
>>696908123
I cant wait for this again
>>696908760
Am I the only one who smells staged
>>696898631
"Welp, I guess I belong to the ocean now."
>>696911791
cause successful countries get complacent and complacent girls get fat.
>>696908849
>Mac
I'd do this too if I could ever lower myself enough to buy something from apple.
>>696904514
He has nice ass tho
>>696910991
Got any more of these?
>>696911549
found the poorfag
>>696904915
FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY?!?
>>696912041
agreed
>>696911791
because you don't leave your house
>>696911986
Or successful countries hold more of a higher standard of women and make being hot a more competitive and social darwanistic. I live in CA and eating only whole foods and shit is all the craze right now. All my fat friends aren't fat anymore
>>696912002
Technically a Mac is a computer. You must mean an Apple.
>>696908775
is that Kenau Reeves?
>>696910991
thats awesome
>>696912212
Too spooky 4me
>>696912326
yeah
>>696912212
at least she isn't fat
>>696911412
Never gonna ride one a dem escerlaters again D:
>>696901057
Chinese are so rude and obnoxious when they're in packs.
>>696912266
technically garbage is garbage but yes I do mean apple. Over priced hardware with shit tier crashy os that's never used in IT for a reason. It's great for media dev I guess
>>696912231
>'murrica
>not fat
>>696912661
Do a barrell roll
>>696904514
this is why your clubs get shot up...
>>696911183
sauce?
>>696911183
Free Players Vs Premium
>>696912627
Fuck yes it is, I just go to safeway and cook my own shit and go to the gym with same effect. But it's the "trend" now to be vegan or some shit and eat only non GMO gluten blah blah balh.
If I hear one more faggot count his calories I'm going to run a pineapple ddos on his router for a month.
Woman are worse, since we have a shit ton of asian women now, who are all skinny and hot.. and totally fuck white guys. White chicks are trying their hardest to get fit. My sisters friend almost died from swimming 7 days a week.
>>696912231
how can you tell me i never leave my house, yet you fail to see the obesity in your country?
get the fuck out dude
>>696899336
That's my fetish.
>>696912762
I said california you desocialized, not with the times, living in 2003, cunt fuck
>>696909848
Why did the guy getting fucked beat the shit out the guy fucking him?
>>696906459
and then they claim police brutality...
>>696906340
glorious
>>696909265
wow LOL HAHA! :D
>>696912981
Wtf
>>696899336
hotter than expected, kek
>>696912762
Fuck the south that's barely even America anymore, West coast, and northern east coast are where it's at. The people are pretty, weed is plentiful, and schools are good
>>696913074
>how can you tell me i never leave my house, yet you fail to see the obesity in your country?
OK, maybe you live in kansas or north dekota or some shit.. But those aren't "successful" places.
>>696912981
So glad I'm not on acid.
>>696902551
Wtf are you talking about? Proof of what? We all know chinks are fucken disgusting. They shit in the street man
>>696911817
wtf happened here
>inb4 nerve gas
>>696904787
Greedy Chinese again... chew your bean sprouts properly.
>>696913192
it's just some crappy video effect added to a vid of someone trying to pet a frog
>>696913112
>doesn't even know that California is in American
Typical American idiot.
>>696910542
Niggers gonna nig.
Nothing else to expect from subhumans
>>696912627
>>696913025
oh god this.... its like everyone here heard about how europe and australia thinks were fat and are doing something about it with the mass amount of wealth weve accumulated from being the only innovator in the 21st century
>>696913301
i don't live in your retarded country m8
i'd like to visit it one day tho, not gonna lie
>>696912115
its to get that shit out of his nail, thats how you do it.
>>696912703
The only reason the OS crashes these days is because Apple charges for tech support, now. Otherwise Mac OS is great. the idea was to Take the stability of a UNIX LUI in the form of a GUI. And don't tell me Microsoft doesn't pull off that crappy OS bullshit. Windows 8 was designed to piss people off so that they'd go from 7 to 10.
>>696906108
thats not american
sure they use american products but who doesnt
no one would use scissors to open fucking chips and all the sauce makes it seem foreign
>>696913440
technically it is, but socially, and culturally it's very different from everywhere else. It's ok you'll read about it in your news, and I'll never see a thing about your country in mine.
>>696908775
the war is near
>>696907273
Laaaaaaaaay yoooooooouuuuuur heaaaaaaaaaad ooooon meeeeeee
>>696910679
Coke bottle and feces.
>>696911183
bonfire lit.webm
>>696913591
pls stahp ur eating my head
>>696907816
thats new york
>>696913591
It's moments like this I'd be glad I didn't have a CNS.
>>696898483
Laugh if you will but that little rub'n'tug just saved a man's life
>>696913564
>being the only innovator in the 21st century
Oh yea? Well we invented brexit m8 and the large hydron thing, that cost us billio.... shit
>>696913721
>I'll never see a thing about your country in mine.
Proud to be ignorant? How is that different from the rest of the USA?
>>696899675
BLACK ASS MOTHER FUCKERS
BLACK
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>NIGGER
A S S
S
S
>>696913643
not to mention over pricing their hardware up the ass
>>696913639
well its safer to use a heated needle so you dont accidentally drill through your finger
>>696898699
why the ramen noodles? the consistency of this dish is all over the place.
>>696911043
I agree
>>696913643
Apple OS NEVER CRASHES
>>696914070
Not ignorant, just truthful, I don't even know what your country is, but the fact you have to bash on mine shows how unimportant yours is and how mad you are about it.
Now go play some overwatch using our tech and stop crying on the site we stole form japan newfag
>>696901057
Greedy Chinks
>>696905490
>You'll never have your own cereal bowl everywhere you go
>>696904787
>nonporn
One thing anon. One thing to listen to, and you fucking posts porn.
>>696913564
>weve accumulated from being the only innovator in the 21st century
>we
What innovations did YOU as part of "we" actually contribute?
>>696906022
just beautiful
skinny motherfucker couldnt even faze him with a sucker punch. I hope he lost some teeth. Stupid fuck
>>696912897
fucking kek
>>696914278
>I don't even know what your country is, but the fact you have to bash on mine shows how unimportant yours is and how mad you are about it.
Germany. And you care about us and hear about us. Especially since we are a standard villain feature in your movies.
>>696914254
Well then what's with the deathwheel. I had to work under apple fags that didn't like me because I liked pc's. They bought all the new ipods and iphones and shit. Just a bunch of elitist toolbags.
>>696909375
How the fuck do you people talk like this.
>>696898699
seen the video that's from. not America. that's Mexico. I shit you not
>>696914457
I've worked at both google and linked in.. I helped develop the android OS when it was in its infancy early 2ks. Now I part own a startup that creates thousands of jobs a year.... But yea, I'm sure you've accomplished more, and I'm sure your country has too.
>>696906340
fucking coward move
>>696907208
my order would be fucking here if that were real
>>696899423
OP died after they extracted his critical anal life support
>>696914457
I get the same way when they try to sell me triple coat.
>>696907053
Kek niggers
>>696906340
thats a concussion of grand proportions
>>696914719
Well, when you do villainish shit you get the villain status. Isn't that why you're taking in all those refugees to make up for it?
My step bro is from germany, he loves CA so I dunno why you hate on us personally.
>>696913591
Thats not a bee, it's a syrphid fly.
>>696901820
The Chinese are the worst type of asian
RIP chinas economy when production becomes mostly automated
>>696909375
Fellow Geordie eh, Areet?
>>696907834
>when you take a few extra ritalins
>>696914719
woulda been cool if he survived.
go spam this email address [email protected]
>>696908398
that is fucking nasty white people are fucking disgusting
>>696899507
that ninja who took this video has to be a hokage level creep
bless you
>>696906163
it just isnt the same without the sound. that ding when the bat hits the kids head is so pleasant
>>696909323
Another innocent African mating ritual being oppressed by the racist white male patriarchy.
>>696909323
Niggers 'n Cops
Niggers 'n Cops
Can't get enough of those
Niggers 'n Cops
>>696908449
That little rat one was gonna jump him like a hurdle bruce lee style. But fat ol chuck norris once again proves that strength beats smarts.
>>696901057
>spirited away
>>696912762
Hillary supporters
>>696903344
are you fucking retarded. If you stay in contact with liquid nitrogen you can cut off the part that touched it. It's also toxic to breath. Did you ever use some ?
>>696910033
The explosion didn't hurt him so much as landing back down on the shards of that plastic thing
>>696908775
hell i love this man so much
>>696904266
she clearly stole this from a 30 ROCK episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2xUwnIpzas
>>696914793
I can say words too.
>>696909323
they dindu nuffin they were spreading lords word
>>696915237
Still got his shoes on, so he didn't die.
>>696906459
im not resisting
im not resisting
im not resisting
im not resisting
im not resisting
>>696914457
>making arguments about nationalism and collectivism
>sudden 180 makes an accusation of individualism
>ha ha got u rekt noob wat have u personally done my country is great
>>696907712
Huffing, see it all the time in southeast Florida. This looks northeast though. Kind of look like sharpies she's putting back in purse. I wonder if that's what made him start filming
>>696910307
dude with his pants down was gonna rape some other nignog
>>696913279
> northeast
And the people are absolute shit
>>696911412
Does no one else not find it super endearing that this womans last act on earth was saving her child as she was actively being ground into a 90th trimester abortion
>>696912981
>Hypnotoad
>>696907834
She a qt
>>696907273
>tfw you try to make a stunt but accidently you enter another dimension
>>696913746
fuck. insects are scary
>>696917918
zozzle
>>696898699
This is what happens when Mexican people(who make amazing food by the way) try to make shit-tier American food. You literally cannot take American food and make it fancy
>>696907834
would sell my soul for this girl
>>696911412
What a way to lose your mom.
>>696906589
wow u ate normal salty fish, good for you
>>696913440
not calling this rickybobby.webm
>>696908782
>>696909036
I'm on the highway to hell
>>696899392
niggers
>>696914419
kek
>>696914964
if by CA you mean california then as a califag i can say its fucking awful here
>>696911183
what movie is this again?
>>696914230
how dare you call this monstrosity a dish
