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nudist thread?
Dude that guy on the left has a tiny penor
bump
>>696893701
sucks to be him
>>696893701
I'm more concerned about hairy chest getting caught in the spokes.
bait
>>696893436
Holy shit, look, its a dick, only smaller !
>>696893876
Shhh we wait.
>>696894198
You know how those old greek sculptures have 'understated genitals' for modesty reasons?
Well.. let's just say this guy is very, very modest.
>>696893436
Look at the skater with the small peen
>>696894514
Fuck off, in old greek mythology people with small penises was politicians, people with power. those who had bigger dicks was best suited to be warriors, due to their.. you know.. dicks
>>696894514
No, wasn't for modesty reasons, but back then tiny penis was thought to mean intelligence. If they made a statue of you, you'd have the biggest penis on the world.
>>696894842
>>696894819
Which one is the correct one ?
>>696893436
9/10 would wife
>>696894908
Intelligence.
>>696893701
hhahahaha its more than tiny, i thought i had a small dick but mine looks pornstar status compared to that fucking useless piece.
>>696894908
“Greeks associated small and non-erect penises with moderation, which was one of the key virtues that formed their view of ideal masculinity,” -some google search.
>>696893436
I know Japs are supposed to have small dicks but come on dude...
>>696894908
How would that guy know what size of a penis those who had power had, did he get fucked by ancient Greeks to know it? Common knowledge is that those with smaller penis were thought to be intelligent and that's why they made smaller penises on statues.
>>696895417
"he Greeks believed small penises were a sign of intelligence and cultural distinction. Big penises, conversely, were regarded with disdain, a signifier of a lusty, bestial, lowly sex-ogre with animalistic cravings."
Some google search.
>>696894819
Heracles right here. world famous politician
small penis was normal, only animals, some mythical sex monsters and barbarians (who were basically considered to be animals) were shown with large dicks
>>696893436
>>696895705
Then that guy is like 10 Aristotles.
>>696895651
bitch what are you doing
>>696895927
sculture's still bigger than the Asian lol
>>696895108
>>696896375
WHAT THE FUCK ANON
Look up family nudity.
>>696896375
What. Is. That?
>>696896375
probably tied string around the part of his dick, got hard, removed string
>>696893701
he's asian
you can tell by his hair
>>696893436
This is now a small penis thread, because that shit is fucking cringeworthy and laughable
>>696893436
modified the light a little bit
>>696896575
Ever wondered what would happen if you stuck your flaccid peen into a bottle and get hard? You're looking at it.
nudies
>>696893436
is that one of those feminine penises everyone is talking about?
>>696893436
I'm a 20 year old guy who has lived in a nudist community since birth, and I don't really get the random nudity in public pics ITT. It's supposed to be a natural thing, not used for individualism and attention grabbing. Also AMA if you fags want to ask about living in a nudist community. I'm sure some faggot would have asked a retarded question regardless.
>>696897156
Ever get random boners when close to someone you find attractive ?
>>696897156
is there sexual stuff going on?
>>696893436
These aren't nudists you fucking retard, it's the naked mile in Chicago. It's literally a naked marathon full of leftys and cucks.
>>696897156
When you were a teen did you pop a chub around some chicks
>>696897156
>I'm a 20 year old guy who has lived in a nudist community since birth
i stopped there, try harder.
>>696894198
he may have a small dick, but bigger balls than all of us combined
he doesn't even understand the concept of shame
>>696897156
How are newcomers treated? How are random boners received?
>>696897156
I went to a nudist camping thing every year when i grew up ... fun memories
>>696897666
satan asking the important questions
>>696897156
Why are you such a socially inept psychopath who thinks not wearing clothes is natural, as if our ability to fashion clothes is somehow unnatural. No one wants to see your shrivelled, uncut dick and your bush. Nudism was invented by pervy old people who wanted to see naked children.
>>696893436
That's a clit, that's a female.
>>696897374
>>696897524
I got boners frequently around puberty, but I can more or less completely control them now. Nobody gives younger kids and teens flack about it.
>>69687391
This is a family community, but there are swinger places. Nothing sexual goes on publicly here.
>>696897374
this.
please answer.
i would think if you didn't grow up with it, you would get random boners just from being nude if you were going to your first nude beach.
>>696898087
is it kinda like getting a circumcision, that you lose sensibility?
>>696894514
>>696894819
>>696895417
>>696895474
>>696895927
>>696895705
Who gives a fuck what an ancient, long dead society thought? Women these days want dicks big enough to get them off, but not so big it can hurt them. That's all that matters.
That guy would probably be better off getting a sex change, or using a strapon.
>Cloths on the bicycle seats
I mean, thats just further proof that clothes are a good idea. Who are these tards trying to fool?
>>696897570
>>696897910
(You)
>>696897666
Pretty good. Our community is a decent tourist attraction, but you get screened before being allowed in. Nobody cares if kids/teens pop one, but adults are expected to have control. You could just cover it and be fine.
>>696897816
Yeah, it's pretty enjoyable.
>>696898566
You stop seeing nudity as sexual if you are here long enough. Little kids get a pass because they are innocent and it's random, and teens do because puberty is a bitch and shit happens.
>>696895705
Sounds like they went to Africa, and met niggers....
>>696897666
Satanic trips witnessed
PRESIDENT TRUMP will not allow such a miniture to be viewed by the public...that chap will be history...mark my words !!!
>>696899083
errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm..........
What is the attraction to walking around nude?
I like my clothes, how they feel, keep me warm.
Never had the urge to walk around naked.
>>696899083
Did satan take away her pussy?
>>696899292
wot?
>>696899379
its a cock, tucked in under his left leg.
>>696899379
Worse... Muslims.
>>696899083
Muslims use to cut of clits to control women.
Looks like they have upgraded to clay or cement.
>>696893436
ma bite est rodave elle s'est laissée pousser la barbe
>>696898346
No. You don't get random boners just by seeing a nude girl. you mut have some stimulation, physical or your imagination.
Get in a sauna, you'll find out
>>696899594
>>696899466
Uhhhh no? There's no room for it. Plus there's no asshole. This is shopped
>>696893861
top kek
>>696895651
Kid on the right is suddenly realizing something.
Bitch in the yellow shorts looks cute.
>>696899854
>>696899949
http://reallifecam.com/en-US/view/06_1
>>696899535
>Underrated joke
>>696893436
More like pur-e nudhism
>>696900054
Ped
>>696899594
DONT CLICK THIS IT LINKS YOU TO A NUDIST WEBSITE WITH FUCKING KIDS EVERYWHERE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>696899594
Welp, time to flush my phone down the drain. Thanks for subjecting me to child porn you shit
>>696899594
Fuck you...
>>696897156
Any more questions faggots? Need to go do shit but I don't want to leave someone waiting on an answer.
>>696900593
>>696900659
>>696900696
Calm down. You guys won't get v&. Nudism doesn't count as cp and isn't illegal in most countries.
>>696900593
>http://dourl.xyz/g
oh no, no the kids
>>696900593
nice bait
>>696899594
Not clicked it, but guys if its nudest stuff, its not what you are claiming it to be.
>>696900593
>didnt click link
>scroll down see this post
>goes back and clicks link
>????
>profit
>>696893436
His penis looks charred.
>>696900872
Has any of your family members commented on the size of your dick?
>>696901343
Nope, it's just another part of my body.
>>696897156
Give a general area. In the US or somewhere abroad?
Are you getting more younger naturists since the groups for twentysomethings and such are catching on?
>>696901646
Ever got erection in public? What do you do? Is this normal? Do people notice?
>>696899594
not even worth clicking it's some bullshit chan
>>696897052
Holy fuck
I thought it was a girl with small tits and everyone was trolling
>>696900972
If you're really not worried about it, post them here (and get banned).
>>696900593
No kids there, I confirmed it, you giant faggot.
>>696900872
Have you developed and weird fetishes growing up in this kind of environment? Also are you naked 24/7?
>>696901388
holy ass
>>696901930
I'll get banned because it's against the rules but not v& since it's not against the law.
>>696901717
Holy Moley
>>696901717
That bitch is gonna die of cancer.
>>696896375
Circumcision, not even once
>>696902307
You think so?
>>696893436
>>696901676
I live in the US. My community has grown a lot during my lifetime, so I guess the practice is growing. We get a shit ton of college age students on spring break, but like I said, the majority of residents here are family.
>>696901779
I got them when I was younger, but I rarely get them in public anymore. I just cover up when I do and it's no big deal.
>>696901966
I don't really have any fetishes that I would deem weird. And I'm always nude unless I'm going to somewhere where nudity isn't allowed, or if it's just isn't practical to be nude.
>>696901930
Uhm I see people sliding in pics of naked little girls on questionable threads just before they are tanked. No one gives a fuck cos I always see them doing it again.
>>696893436
Check out the size of the clit on the ugly chick on the left.
>>696901717
>>696893436
not sure if person on left is a chick with a huge clit or a dude with a micro penis
>>696902542
Pics of your mom.
>>696902542
Is your community like a whole neighborhood, is it a couple city blocks or is it like a small town? Are the businesses in the area ok with you guys coming in nude all the time?
>>696901260
you are a good anon. You may ride south while you can.
>>696902637
>me in the back
>>696896316
fuck i go to school there
>>696902542
>We get a shit ton of college age students on spring break
I can see that. The Florida Young Naturists' Naked Spring Bash seems to grow every year.
I want to go to one of the events Young Naturists America does up here but I'd be a single dude who's already somewhat painfully shy. Need to a find a girl that would be willing to try it.
Honestly once I get there I'd probably have an easier time being social in that situation than in others.
>>696893436
is that a growth coming out of that woman's oh mee gawww its not possibly a man and his penitz? its so tiny and shriveled all the girls laughing at once.
>>696902637
>>696893436
No, that looks about right
>>696897570
Merkel is hot af
>>696902860
It's like a small town. Businesses build here knowing that virtually everyone is nude. We actually have a lot of temporary summer contracts though because summer tourism is pretty high. The nearest town is 20 or so minutes away and it's not nudist, so no one goes there nude.
we need more from boys dick
do most people shave these days?
does your sofa smell like ball and ass?
>>696893701
Asian man have small but very effective penis
>>696903135
Yeah, going as a single guy would be a bad idea. It's not personal, but pedos and perverts are known to abuse nudism. You might be able to find a group to go with.
>>696903366
I've herd most nudist carry a towelor something around with them to sit on. Is this true?
>>696897428
Is that one actually in Chicago? I figured other places did it too.
I had that shit pass me one night a couple years ago and it wasn't too bad compared to most nudist beaches and stuff. At least the naked bike ride was mostly younger hipsters. Lots of man-asses but there were a handful of chicks that weren't an eyesore. A good portion of the people were in underwear tho and not naked.
Funnt story with that night, we were at the skatepark in Logan Square and there were these two country kids from Minnesota who drove down to check out the BMX spots. We had them following us over to Wilson Ave and we got caught up in that naked bike ride. My buddy and I were pretty much like "fuckin hipsters at it again" but these kids from Minnesota were shell shocked.
Critical Mass in Chicago was always a good time on a Friday despite people being clothed.
>>696893436
>>696897156
>>696897816
>>696900593
Nudist hasn't been used as the preferred term in more than 20 years, the lifestyle is correctly called naturism. Anyone claiming to be a 'nudist' is full of shit.
>>696903686
why would I get beat up?
why do you shamefully hide your erections - I thought you loved your bodies?
how old were you when you had sex?
>>696903773
Yep, it's to help public places remain sanitary. Most guys also use it to cover up if they pop a boner.
>>696895927
Then why is he teabagging that other dude? Checkmate, atheists.
>>696895108
>>696895651
>>696903208
>>696903549
I'm concerned about these women's lack of vaginally secured semen content in these images
>>696903873
Some people don't conform to gay PC new age terminology. Who the fuck cares what its called as long as everyone knows what he they are talking about?
>>696903686
I hear you. Despite the "we welcome single males" thing you hear sometimes, it's a bad look when no one knows you.
>>696903873
They're used interchangeably a lot but "naturist" is often used when it has more of a philosophy behind it.
>>696904517
pretty sure those are just whores
>>696903873
Yeah ekshkiuz me, I'm actually a baretorsoamerican, and my pronouns are ne, nis and nim, thank you.
>>696895651
is that little kid on the right carrying a sex toy
As an asian guy with an average sized dick (6 1/2) I am embarrassed by that man's puny peenor.
He brings dishonor to us all.
>>696904517
kek all the old fat dudes with cameras
>>696904656
Just be glad you beat the Asian curse.
>>696904595
it's from Nudes A Poppin', where there are both nudists and whores (at least some adult models and slutty women)
>>696903960
Most people are cautious of guys who are obviously on their own because a few bad apples spoiled it for everyone. And the erection thing isn't about shame, it's about being practical. Erections are signs of stimulation, so it's just polite to cover them so nobody gets the wrong idea. I know a lot of parents also don't want to have some randomly erect guy in their family pictures. And I haven't had sex yet - I don't plan to until I'm married.
>>696893701
Jesus. I could never respect a man ever again if I knew his cock was that small
>>696904513
Image riding behind some gross dude hunched over riding his bike with his sweaty asshole right in front of you.
>>696901260
And now, Flornography, from Progressive.
>>696904734
It's cos they want to get pics like this
>>696897052
girls huge vag is about to swallow the bike seat.
>>696904844
>>696904844
well that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I'm out.
>>696904804
I'm surprised that that event is allowed to be carried on in public with how sexually charged it is.
>>696903208
Lynch up that Nigger
>>696904965
I mean you can blame them.
>>696904437
>>696902637
>average swede eating lunch in public on a normal day
>>696897052
BWAHAHAA
holy shit
>>696905040
I know. Never been there, but glanced through some albums of pics from it, and it's very sexually charged. I guess they only consider it semi-public, since it's held at a private nudist resort, but it's still the most sexually charged naturist event I've seen pics of.
6 out of 10 rating :)
>>696905241
>my little punani
>>696895651
they all have the same shoes
>blabbering about muh natural
>using all the good unnatural stuff like shoes, shaving, makeup, soap and cooked food
It's like with feminists and their unshaved armpits. Yeah go tell on the natural tumblr about your naturalness.
>>696905241
Ah a bronie convention and I see we already have one of them wearing a gold star. This is a good start.
>what happens when chicks take too many nude pics with old guys?
ITT: Exhibitionists
Not ITT: Nudists/Naturists
>>696903683
>Asian man have small but very effective penis
>small but very effective penis
>very effective penis
>effective penis
k
>>696904796
I'm definitely glad about it. But assclowns like that guy ruin it for the rest of us because I don't wanna show my dick in public.
Same with the Asians who actually are terrible drivers. Ruining it for the rest of us.
>>696905793
Ah the Roskilde naked run. That looks like a blast. I wish I could just not give a fuck and do something like that.
>>696905797
Well check out world asian population and tell me it's ineffective.
>>696905934
>>696905793
>>696903549
When you bout to get raped by a hillbilly
definitely veers more exhibitionist than nudist
>>696905659
Ron White's bellybutton is starting to disappear.
>>696903549
>education center
Fucking liberals. This is why I'm voting for Trump. Taxpayer money and shit for this?
attention whores gonna attention whore
>>696905457
Underrated post
>>696905773
Pretty much. Most of the nudist pics I've taken would get me b& because of the sheer number of kids here.
>>696905457
nothing little about that slab of hamburger
>>696893436
That baby cock looks like a fucking tootsie roll.
>>696905942
shit I was more like wondering what 'effective' means as a penis
but you made a good point
>>696905659
??????????????
>>696906537
>uneducated people voting for Trump
Sounds about right.
Nudist gathering + Refugee gathering == the happening 2016
*popcorn out*
Can we somehow lead those 2 groups together ?!!??
What can we as 4Chan do, to mal leftists and teh poor peaceful refugees find together in love ?!?!
>>696903549
moar?
>>696903811
I'm sure other places do it too, but it's SUPER popular in Chicago, and that's the only ome I could think of drawing that large of a crowd.
>>696907007
>Entitled liberals who require political correctness and safe spaces at the expense of others.
Sounds about right.
>>696906537
>getting mad about naked college students
>most colleges are privately funded
>probably from a different state then you live in
>being this much of an edgy faggot
>>696906963
lol maybe.... may be
>>696893436
>>696907125
>>696907347
You are the only one who got the joke.
>>696907506
I'm a millennial myself, you presumptuous cunt.
>>696907506
Never said millennials are entitled, anyways. Just faggot liberals like yourself.
>>696907632
Then you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>696907039
i dont know what the fuck you just said, little kid, but you special. you reached out and touched a brotha's heart.
>>696907722
>implying I'm a liberal
>using liberal as an insult
I'm a moderate, you dink.
>>696907549
This is now a George Kennedy Thread
>>696907929
Oh lawd. A lot of the older people into nudism, you know, the stereotypical nudists, tend to be on the conservative side of things regardless of their penchant for nudity, but whatever, enjoy your political shitfest.
>>696907927
Being a liberal in this day and age is cancerous to the overall well being of society.
It very much is an insult.
You saved the same picture twice, cuck.
>>696908002
>>696908054
Do not piss on the George Kennedy Thread
Some dick, Chuck Heston, and My man
>>696908054
I'm the fag who did the mini-AMA and most people here are pretty conservative, even though the surrounding areas are liberal. I had to go help my little sister and I came back to see politics and thought I somehow switched threads. I dunno why retards are even discussing politics here.
>>696908139
Yes, because conservatism and right-wing politics have done so well in the late-20th and early-21st centuries, right?
* it's Putins fault
>>696908352
As opposed to liberal ideology and politics?
Yes.
>>696896375
Is it... Is it permanent?
>>696908364
kek
>>696907632
question: What is a millenial? like, honestly. Is someone who is 25 years old a millenial? 26? 27? at what age is the hard line drawn between millenial and non
>>696895651
this poor guy is trying so hard not to look
>>696908307
Its because some nerd had a problem with naked girls at a college and started complaining about the taxes his parents pay. And being the edgy fuck he was blamed it on the liberals.
>>696908481
Cool.
Keep thinking that.
>>696897428
it isn't chicago, dumbass - look at the street signs and the busses. it's fucking London.
Chicago always does it at night.
>>696908307
In America, politics are like football. You root for your side no matter what they do.
Sometimes I wonder if the old communist block countries outlawed political dissent just to get idiots like >>696908139 to shut the fuck up.
>>696908675
Anyone born between 1982 and 2002, I believe. Apparently, being born during a certain period of time (particularly right on the heels of the computer/tech boom) is warrant for ridicule.
In this thread: Political pseudo intellectuals ruin a good nudity thread
>>696908732
lolwut?
can we just get back to the nudes?
>>696908364
Kek!
1st one sounds more from the right wing playbook to me. Isn't that why Faux News was invented?
Muh freedums!
>>696908885
Autistic comment, my friend.
Nicely meme'd.
>>696909053
At no point did I mention Bush.
>>696909159
Explain how it's inaccurate.
Pro tip; you can't.
>>696909117
Santa the predator?
How did this thread change from public naked women to bullshit politics? Let's get back to what's important: tits in public.
>>696908307
You tried. At least you have one person here interested in getting into it. Gotta find some people to try it with. I'm not getting any younger.
>>696893834
You would know
>>696909277
Corinthians 13:4
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud."
Bike riding naked
1/?
>>696909503
>>696908364
this >>696909159 guy gets it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnhJWusyj4I&ab_channel=Sam&MeZ
>>696902896
http://imgur.com/a/16gJX
>>696895108
10/10
>>696909257
Are you referring to Faux News?
Diversify your news sources.
Explain how 90% of the diarreah spewing from trumpy's mouth has any basis in reality?
Protip: you can't
>>696909586
2/
>>696909548
I found it interesting a nude model had that tattoo
>>696909277
fuck she's hot
>>696909724
3/
>>696893436
>>696909277
>Bible verse about love right next to her whore love hole
>>696909778
4/
>>696909722
Never have watched Fox News before, buddy.
You should figure out what you're talking about before you speak though.
Explain how liberals aren't cancerous.
Protip; you can't.
>>696897156
This guy again. About to head out because a bunch of 14 year old intellectuals decided to turn this into a political mess. I can answer shit for a few more minutes, but I won't be staying much longer.
Relevant to the thread. Amusing BBC doc on the subject in the 70's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgxL2rCmK8
>>696909732
yeah she is
5/
>>696909236
Someone else gets it. /pol/ and SJWs are the polar opposite. One is retarded and far right, the other is retarded and far left.
inb4 jidf claims
inb4 goy
>>696896375
anyone in this thread with a circumcised cock could of had this happen to them when they were babies, this is why circumcision is bad fellas.
>>696909904
6/
pols rhymes with trolls
Put that in your pipe n smoke on it
>>696897052
Thanks?
>>696910006
Precisely why I'm a centrist moderate.
Now, my gift to the thread.
I'm not a conservative tbh. Just here to fuck with libtards.
>>696910210
8/
>>696909722
No one cares about your opinion of fox news. Everything you say about fox is just as equally true about whatever liberal garbage you glue your eyes to.
>>696909738
You lost?
>>696910275
kek
>>696910259
9/
I said it's because the ROAD IS BOUNCY
>>696909782
yeees, yeees, peenis veery stronk
>>696910296
Not at all, I just uploaded a random pic I found in my folder.
![VNyk86k[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hGrrNIt.png "VNyk86k[1].png")
>>696893436
>>696897052
>>696893701
>>696893834
Luckily he is a bottom. I can tell because of the roller blades.
Would be a power bottom if he had they weren't in-line.
>>696906963
>>696905659
sorry if the pic is on its side
fucking hippies
>>696909863
I don't consider myself a liberal..... At all.
I do think they are less cancerous than the extreme conservatives trying to out conservative each other.
Conservatives like to throw the liberal label on anyone less conservative than they are.
Born and raised republican household. Pity the party has been taken over by whack job extremists. No longer represent the people. Party is a bunch of shills for corporations and Jesus freaks.
