ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I have a vore fetish
Im autistic (I mean I have high functioning autism but still)
>>696886553
Have fun retard
>>696886553
hillary?
>>696887010
Is a cuck
I'm 37 and about to embark on an affair with a 22yr old.
I have a wife but she isn't 22.
I'm 11
38 femanon and about to fall in love with a 19yrs young guy. he acts like he's 30. fml.
>>696887479
9/11?
>>696887532
ok granny
The only people I care about are children
>>696886441
>Be me
>Be 19
>Night on the town with friends.
>Friends are getting their shit together, we just got kicked out of a bar, I'm waiting for them outside.
>See a homeless chick on the sidewalk.
>Do a quick double take, she actually looks pretty cute.
>Clearly unclean and tired, but prob like a 8/10 if she got cleaned up, beautiful eyes
>Being a white knight gentlesir, I toss her a twenty.
>She smiles, quietly thanks me.
>We get talking for a couple minutes, I remembered that my dad once told me homeless people value social interaction highly since most people won't talk to them.
>She's actually really cute, great smile, gorgeous eyes.
>My friends finally get done in the bar, come outside.
>They notice her.
>Ohshit.
>They start giving her some trouble.
>We're all pretty drunk, most of them are just shy of shitfaced.
>They start getting handsy, she makes pushes one of them, he hits his head on a stop sign when he falls.
>He's fucking mad, friends are getting mad that she hurt him.
>They start dragging her down a fucking alleyway.
>I watch my drunk friends rape and beat her, not doing anything because I'm too fucking afraid to say anything.
I don't talk to any of those guys anymore.
I think my GF is too dumb for me but she is hot and have a rich family,
I also drink two beers before work.
ask anithing
>>696886441
I just did LSD for the first time last night while my mom was outta town
>>696888653
>anithing
>>696888764
how was the trip
22 m, want to bang my 47 f co-worker damn she is fine for her age <drool>
>>696888926
i dont know i havent asked her yet
>>696888470
I reply to your poignant use of an anime face with an equally poignant anime face of my own, sir!
Also, you shitlord.
>>696886553
Sure you do. You're the specialist snowflake in all the world anon. Why do millenials think its cool to be a high functioning aspie?
I am cumchair anon ;-;
For my niece's 12th bday I took her and a couple friends to the mall today, gave her $300 to buy w/e she wanted and i'd pick them up in a couple hours. She spent 90% of it at Victoria's Secret and showed me all the cute thongs and stuff she got. I haven't seen her that happy in a long time.
>>696888470
>I don't talk to any of those guys anymore.
You're still a piece of shit.
>>696889082
They don't, trust me. Most millennials I know would eat him alive.
Now if you went to a Uni campus, that might be a little different, but I won't go into that. Too depressing.
>>696889025
Lol faggot
>>696888926
It was pretty shit, I paid for 150ug, but I think it was more like 50ug, the comeup was pretty great, I felt amazing and the music was so vivid, the the walls started waving and stuff, but that was about it. That lasted for about 3-4 hours, but I could still play and act normally..
Gonna buy from the deep web next time, it's way cheaper there as well, I paid 15$ for this
>>696889277
Fair enough
>>696887532
oh, was he too nice? fuck off
>>696889194
>>696889043
>You're shit.
I know. Believe me. Not stepping in is the one major regret of my life.
Im going to run the world one day :^)
>>696889082
Not all millenials are college campus special snowflakes, mate.
>>696889518
That one is
>>696886441
i recorded my ex-gfs twin sister toilet/shower
>>696889518
Also millenial detected
>>696889304
>Anonymous 07/28/16(Thu)17:01:28 No.696
doing LSD for the first time in 2016 and im the faggot trololo
my secret is.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TMuOXT52PM
>>696888470
>>Being a white knight gentlesir, I toss her a twenty.
>>They start dragging her down a fucking alleyway.
>>I watch my drunk friends rape and beat her, not doing anything because I'm too fucking afraid to say anything.
This is the problem with young people today, totally willing to help someone and play the role of savior, right until the time comes when they actually need to risk their own happiness and safety to protect someone, then they can just stand by.
INB4 "It's not my job, that's what the police are for!"
Police couldn't have been there in time and you know it.
>>696887532
Story?
>>696889820
ma che cazzo e'
>>696889687
Yeah, a millennial who had the snowflake smacked out of him by good parents, who's currently making 60k a year as an electrician. Sure, many millennials are lazy snowflake hard left bloggers who bitch about the establishment because their degree in liberal arts didn't get them a job.
Yes, I am a millennial.
I'm also fully aware exactly what the world owes me: nothing.
I jammed a cucumber in my butthole to find out what it would feel like. I didn't like it at all and I did not tell anyone untill now.
I'm married but 2-3 times a week I stop at a friends house on the way home from work and will usually give him a hj or a bj. Once in a rare while he will fuck me. I have been doing this for 8 years
>>696886441
I'm in love with a girl from my job and I have no balls to hang out with her and make obvious that I'm interested in her
I have never told anyone this.... I like anime.
>>696888470
Not to be rude but your a peice of shit
can you fucking fags stop saying millenials, theres some new '' cool word '' every few months and it makes me cringe seeing everyone throw it around 24/7
MODERATION
>>696890997
People have been arguing about millennials for four years...
>>696887245
dude no, just fuck a younger call girl or somehing, don´t get emotional with another women if you have a wife
I secretly want to be a girl, a trap, you name it.
I love everything from make up to acting girly...
I cry every night to sleep because my country won't even allow this, not even HRT is possible...I look feminine and people call me a girl sometimes.
I consider myself a good person even though my family said they're gonna throw me out of the house if I consider transitioning again.
I plan on killing myself...
>>696891226
ive seen it around way more recently, the same with cuck, cuck stuff has been around forever but it wasnt really popular as an insult untill last year or something
>>696886441
I'm the only person ITT that is actually alive. I'm the only one that is actually real.
>>696890997
>>696891226
who considered "millennials"?
>>696891369
Kill yourself
>>696889023
post pics dude
heh
None of my friends know that I love anime on an exstream faggot level. Like, a lot man. I have the look of a normal guy, I go out on the town with them and we get drunk. We talk about football and we bitch about others.
But one thing they don't know is that I m in love with Mugi Chan, like, a lot man. I don't think its healthy. I'm even considering buying a poster of her for my wall. Sometimes, I pretend that I am talking to her when I am drinking tea alone in my room
Anyway, that's my big secret
i fucking love diapers
>>696891370
Google the frequency of usage for the word millenial. It took off about four years ago.
>>696891438
People born during or after the late 90's or so: basically people whose formative years took place after the year 2000.
>>696891369
Fuck your family. You are you, they are not.
>>696891441
Done,what now ?
>>696891532
WHAT THE FUCK SAVED
>>696891369
what country ?
>>696891966
>dubs
Romania.
>>696891532
the fuck is that?
>>696888185
...and the fine people at Subway..right?
I pulled out my dick when I was sleeping with my friend in his bed while he wasn't looking.
>>696887532
Tits or gtfo
>>696888470
At 19 you're still heavily craving social approval. I can't blame you for your actions but try to use this experience to change and become a better man. Try to not give in to peer pressure and stand up for the things you believe in, stand up for what you think is right and wrong in the future.
>>696888470
You realize you're worse than a rapist right? At least they did it to have some fun, you did it because your a pathetic weakling.
>>696891369
don't kill yourself. get your testosterone levels checked though, get on TRT and you should forget about wanting to be a trapfaggot.
>>696892054
Yea, you need to immigrate if that's happening. You'll be right at home in Sweden providing a Muslim doesn't try to kill you
>>696892284
They are low due to antidepressants I think...I lost all my desire for sex and libido.
>>696891438
umm..........people born after the year 2000.
what else could it possibly be you potato
>>696886441
>>696886441
I'm trying to find an anon in AZ right now to try sucking cock for the first time.. kik is phx.wild if you're around Mesa :x
>>696886441
My older brother used to molest my mother whenever she'd stumble home drunk after a night of partying. I used to sit and listen to them sometimes.
I have an Excel spreadsheet where I record which panties my mother and sister wear every day of the week. I check the washing basket every day so I know. My mum is cheating because she always wears hotter underwear on Wednesday when she "goes to the gym" after work.
>>696890384
story
>>696892466
nah for some reason millennials are classed as people born between ~'85 and today.
>>696892054
Come to the US my friend :^)
>be me
>16
>in class
>>696886441
I'm 48.
>>696886441
I don't fap to traps.
I killed a man with this thumb
>>696892487
That is fuckeddd
>>696892392
yeah, see your doc, please don't become a trap because there is no going back
I want to fuck my gf's best friend
>be me
>17
>also in class
>>696892688
>dubs speak the truth.
I don't feel like I'm a male though...
>>696892643
Story?
>>696891748
I also watch anime and don't tell anyone about it I really like it but falling in love with some 2d girl doesn't seem healthy fam you, should stop.
Was sexually abused by highschool neighbor boy for three years those were probably the best three years of my life
>be me
>18
>in much higher class
>>696886441
I hate anime , i think its deplorable. I don't fap to traps and those who do are fags
I almost rape my cousin brother , when i was 12.
>>696892794
yeah, dude, with low testosterone levels you wont. get 8-10 hours sleep per day, get off the meds, and get a hobby, surely theres something that you'd like to be doing
>>696886441
Had sex with a girl when I was ten (she was nine - just a few months younger) and she committed suicide this week. I only really knew her for a month and we never talked after that. I figured she was probably abused, but meh. Dunno how to feel about it because nobody knows I knew her.
>>696892205
Oh, I've learned plenty. I pretty much never talk to people anymore, outside of work. Seeing myself stand there like a bitch while I watched something terrible happen motivated me to get fit and get trained, in case that kind of thing ever happens again. Doesn't make what I did okay, but I hope I can use the guilt to grow.
>>696892217
I disagree. I may have been an absolute coward and a shitlord, but I don't think that's actually WORSE than raping and beating a girl.
>>696893163
kek
>>696892509
Pic or didn't happenn
>>696892487
>be me
>19
>in college
>>696892509
Well you know what that means.
>>696886441
i cooked crystal meth in a camper and dissolved his entire body in nitrating acid
I just stay with my girlfriend because she's broken and i have total control over her.
I'm in love with my friend since 2011 although I'm too shy (ye, fucking coward fag) to tell her. Her name is Melissa. Also, I eat one a4 sheet of paper each morning. I just find it tasty.
theconfessionalguy.tumblr.com
You know what you gotta do.
>>696892866
M or F because this can change situation drastically
>be me
>20
>in higher college class
>>696893503
No it doesn't.
I am gay
>>696893455
*killed a men and....
I don't think i'm trans, but a lot of the time I wish I was a woman. I never would transition though, I don't want to lose almost all my friends and family.
>>696886441
I divide by zero.
>>696893163
Well I don't even know if I had hair down there back then I think you are shitting us here
>>696893636
We're on 4chan so we're all fags in denial here.
>>696893690
YOU MONSTER
>>696893039
You're on the wrong website m9
>be me
>21
>still college
>>696890474
Just do it pussy
>>696886441
I was baned
>>696886441
I raped a transgender girl at a party once. She was a total tumblr snowflake type. Pretty, but vapid and a bit airheaded. We were hanging out for most of the night, got drunk together. I didn't know she was a tranny at first, she was totally feminine, but after we got talking about trans rights and that kind of thing she got all self righteous about it. We started arguing, she got physical and slapped me, I was drunk and angry, so I ripped off her pants and fucked her in the ass. We ended up dating for almost three months, and she kept posting her fucking feminist blog the whole god damn time.
>>696892509
post pics of mom on this thread >>696890629
When i was in bangkok i molested a collage girl on the short bus.
Story
> be me
> be 22
> working at bangkok as a system engineer
> had a living together GF but still horny AF
> there are short-buses in Bangkok , it takes about 1 hr ride from apartment to office place.
> my bus is usually fill with junior college school girls , about 17 yo , cute and hot thai girls.
> i am horny every time i go , coz most of the time i sit with one of them besides me.
> cont ?
>>696893710
I didn't have hair either, and she was the one who initiated it all. That's why I said I thought she was abused.
Voting doesn't matter
>>696893864
correction , i'm on the wrong board. :^)
>>696893623
Well if it was gay abusing everything is twice as fucked up + I want to say u r a faget m8
>>696893897
Idk the way and yes, Im a pussy T_T
>be me
>22
>almost done
>>696893920
Cont pls
Listen
>>696887245
I'm 39, married with a 42, and had an affair with a 32. It was for pure luck I didn't fucked things up.
Got emotionally involved and the whole romance shit...
Now that is over and I see I have dodged a bullet.
My wife never knew or suspected and all is fine again, thanks God.
The first finished story I'm posting online will be gay porn. Got roped into this because spur of the moment thing.
>writing it right now fuck my life
My most common fantasies involve doing violent acts in a really graceful manner, then romantically fucking another woman.
>>696893455
Heisenberg is that you?
>>696894156
That's ur secret?.. lol dude wat
>>696893920
What does a system engineer do?
>>696889678
We dont care unless you show the vid
>>696893897
This.
What have you got to lose? You're already here so that means you have no dignity left anyway.
Also if you don't do it you might regret it later.
>>696888875
H clearly just got to work, anon.
>Be 20
>Work as lifeguard during the summer
>Lots of naked kids because people aren't prude
>Sometimes up to 11 or 12
>Don't stare at them
>???
>Wonder why I post on 4Chan when I'm not a pedo
due to my fucked up childhood, and the time I was almost killed by thieves, I'm paranoid of people, and I spend days in my room, without talking to anyone. the most I can do is message my sister via fake facebook account because I'm so insecure.
>be me
>23
>done
I showered with my 9 & 7yo nieces earlier today
>>696894782
you're not alone /b/ro...
>>696892487
I think your brother uses 4Chan too
>911
>>696894898
and how old are you?
>>696886441
I want to make America great again.
>>696895033
what'd you do with them
>>696894937
What? Why?
>>696894932
you honestly made me feel better, thanks /b/ro :>
I got drunk my friends took my phone and texted some random 7/10 girl that I love her. I couldn't force myself to tell her "I don't like you it's just a prank bro" so I accidentally became her boyfriend
>>696894231
>idk the way
Literally just ask her if she would enjoy going on a date. It's that simple. You will be nervous but trust me, I didn't ask a girl I crushed on at work when 18 and I still regret it to this day. Knowing she said no is much better than never knowing.
>>696894937
Don't you fucking dare sell LSA out.
I'm 27 and furiously in love with my 17 y/o cousin.
She's smart, funny and insanlely beautiful. But it makes me feel like a fucking creep.
There has been times when it really fucking seems like she might feel the same, but i feel to creepy and won't risk breaking it to her.
>>696894438
Crap, I forgot to tag the post I was replying to. Here have a picture of a cat.
Spunked in my teenage step daughters sandwiches for the last four years Without her knowledge.
Felt a bit guilty and recently stopped, she now complains they don't taste so good......
>>696895129
just showered, i'm not a pedo lol
>>696890384
You must definitely be a man, right?
Because only fags like sucking dick that often
>>696894937
>>696895218
We don't know it's him, I doubt there's only one person in the world who did that kind of thing.
>>696895269
>showers with 7 year olds
>not a pedo
pick one
>>696891834
Same. Kik?
>>696895253
Who were you talking to then?
>>696895505
yes
>>696895266
I'll take "Shit that Never Happened" for 500, Alex!
When I was 17 I let a friend throatfuck me senseless because I couldn't beat him at wrestling or in sparring.
>>696895506
>>696895634
Illuminati confirmed.
I often walk into my roomates room while shes gone or sleeping to "borrow" her underwear for personal use or more recently to take pictures of her sleeping. She often sleeps with her light on and door open, in her underwear with no blanket over.
>>696895733
gay?
>>696888470
Dude, wtf!?
You're going to die being raped now for letting her be raped by your asshole friends.
Have fun in prison
I buried her at 33.8121° N, 117.9190° W.
- always wanted to kill someone just to know how it feels.
- I smoke almost everyday weed i high amounts, drinkg, Sometimes plus mdma and speed.
- Work in an prestige financial company and have a loot of people under me.
- During the day Im a polite and trusting guy to whom people in trust give money. But after work I do shit what you consider a pathology.
there besides 4chan now nobody knows me in both forms.
>>696893222
>>696895505
This guy
>>696889844
yup you just painted the stereotypical liberal hippie
>>696895775
I'm still getting stiff at women but I don't mind the sight of a huge looking guy who looks after himself. Can't say it bothers me.
>>696895033
>>696895269
is an impostor with nothing better to do
>>696894967
24
>>696895129
got clean, helped them wash their hair
>>696894898
>Tfw I shower with my own kids occasionally but weirdos like this joke about it
>>696895888
Are you dutch?
>>696895780
Why would you'd think he'd go to prison? His friends aren't reporting anything, the homeless chick wouldn't have any proof, and he sure as shit ain't gonna report himself.
Why would you even expect him to get arrested.
Plus no court is going to convict based on her word against his. You need evidence for that shit.
>>696886441
i sucked my thumb until i was 15 and everyone made fun of me for it but i couldnt help it
>>696893892
I'm 40 in college, so don't feel bad.
>>696896258
Did it remind you of your dad?
>>696895979
Relatable, similar circumstance here.
Could you tell the full story?
I've been trying to apologize to this girl, but I just can't do it. I guess it is the uncertainty with her reaction? I don't know if she'll accept it, and we continue as friend. Or if she'll accept but not talk to me again, or if she'll reject the apology all together.
>>696892487
Holy shit pretty sure I've seen your brother's stories. Are you a girl with another sister? Was your mom a club hoe?
>>696896258
I did the same except it was until I was like 19, though I only did it when I slept.
In the end I taped my thumb every night so I wouldn't do it in my sleep. Broke the habit pretty quick that way.
>>696896311
Lmfao I was just shitposting. I do this occasionally on various threads.
You're the first to reply.
Go get that education man.
>>696896393
>>696896450
Beta shit.
>>696895780
Karma, fool. It always comes back to bite you in the ass.
I can't fall asleep if I don't shake my head around for 20-30 minutes. well I can but its hard.
I just fall asleep faster if I swing my head.
>>696894489
Linux system engineer , we keep the servers running , setup severs , manage networks , etc.
>>696893920
>>696894339
>usually due to long road and traffic girls get sleep and asleep , and they wear short skirts and tight shirt as school uniform
> seats are very close
> pic related the girl met are hotter than that
> one day i setup a trap
> I choose the outside seat
> a girl come in at bus stop , bus is full so she have no choice but to sit at the window side
> the girl besides me is very very hot
> she wearing very short skirt
> and she is sleepy and fall asleep
> ohfuck.jpg i am doing it i can't stand it anymore
> I pretend to be fall asleep and snoring
> my fingers slowly slides besides her tight skirt.
> u see the slit in the pic?
> my finger rubs into it and slowly touch her panties
> she still asleep
> she is a hotty , nice bust with 8/10 cutie face
> i slowly rub her vagina over her soft panties
> it was white and very soft
cont?
I like to cut my toenails and then take the pieces and smell that seasoned sweat smell below them.
>>696896733
we all do you cunt, dont worry about it
>>696896477
Yes, 1 older sister 1 older brother, mom didn't exactly have everything together until a few years ago (drinking, going to clubs, i think some drugs too).
WHere have you heard this? Did you save it?
>>696895854
what the fuck
i am alien
Im pretty sure im the second coming... but as i see no reason to start another mountain sermon, it already exists, im tryinig to determine how to help you all from obscurity
>be me delivering pizza
>be 18 at the time
>deliver to nice house in nice neighb
>turns out guys there are gay
>hit on me everytime I deliver pizza and invite me to hang out
>go through life changes world crumbling and crowning achievements
>finally get my own place
>feel devious and horny and lonely
>go on b to watch good porns all the time
>fuckit.jpg
>show up to guys house raining out
>go in hang out start hugging tell me its ok that im not gay
>still feeling the urge
>grab his dick over his pants
>quickly changes his tune
>undress starts suckin my dick and fingering my asshole
>yada yada yada
>became gay for going to this site
>nobody will ever know my pain
>>696896640
I've asked this girl out in person. And have spoken to her extensively.
I just can't apologize to people, no matter how much I want to and mean it. It does not matter who they are.
>>696895758
She probably knows and you should ask if she wants to fuck
>>696894937
>>696895364
>>696896477
YOU FUCKING CUNTS, Just gotta be selling me out? I DIDN'T NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW, THANKS FOR THAT.
>INB4 u mad bro?
YES.
>>696895213
>>696894614
maybe the situation will be awkward and I have to work with her 3days per week (atm) indefinitely
>>696897223
I've always wanted to be a delivery cuck.
I'm married for 20 years but a few times a year I meet strangers visa Craigslist and have jack off sessions. Sometimes oral too. Once I did a MFM with a couple that were parents age. I didn't do PIV, just jacking and oral.
>be me
>24
>gay conversion camp
>>696897257
Stand by what you did.
>>696896682
cont pls
>>696892466
>>696891894
No you retards, you could even check yourself online, you're on the fucking internet. Perhaps you should make sure you're right before spreading misinformation to others. Millennials can be over thirty.
>>696897500
Okay, cuck. Thanks for continuing my shitpost legacy.
>>696897301
Hey, I tried to chill them, don't yell at me.
Plus, you tell stories about your family, you better fucking make sure none of your family browse 4chan.
>>696896434
We knew each other for a few years before and met in school.
Pretty competitve and always enjoyed rugby and boxing. We just decided we were going to start sparring and grappling in the gym a few times a week to stay active and relieve stress. I'd had a couple of girlfriends for a few weeks at a time and he'd never really shown interest. I've never really given a fuck about my sexuality I like what gets me hard. For a few days before we put the bet on we'd been texting late into the night and the gay jokes were getting more and more serious until he suggested we put the wager on. Loser sucks the others dick. I laughed it off at the time because we were due to spar after I'd finished college the next day anyway and I was tired. Next day arrived and I'll hold my hands up and admit he just bought everything he had and I lost by two rounds. Thought nothing of it and a few days went by with him taunting me via texts then one night I was horny and lonely and he caught me with a text asking if I was going to hold up my end. The Sunday morning came and my parents went off out, I invited him around and like two hours of nervous gay jokes went by on my bed before I was lay on my front with him stood in front of me. We were in hysterics laughing until I started licking. Hey presto! I liked it and it turns out I can only take a few inches before the gag reflex kicks in. Things got a little rough and he had me pinned with my hands behind my back. Big pool of tears, snot and slobber on the floor and I got a load blown over my shoulder and onto my cheek.
>>696897301
you and your brother should fuck.
>>696896993
i this this is bullshit
but... enjoy the read anyway
>>696897525
Stand by calling her a liar when it turned out that what she said was true? How bout no.
I know I fucked up with her, and I want to make it right.
>>696897223
haha you were already a lil gay.... we all are. gender is not real. your still "straight" my friend dont worry
unless of course you look at guys and judge them physically at first glance.
>>696895854
>33.8121° N, 117.9190° W.
Some where in Washington?
>>696897680
Considering doing some gay shit, but I don't want my first time to be with a male.
We'll see how senior year goes.
>>696897450
wasnt a bad job. got a lot of hook ups (like for weed and shit) was a fun job.
>>696896682
What degree does a system engineer get?
i have sucked one of my stepbrothers dicks countless times. only me and him know. that is my deepest secret.
>>696897569
"a person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000; a Generation Yer."
So... In other words, a person whose formative years took place after the year 2000...
>>696897750
Then quit being a fucking pussy and have some consideration for others.
>>696888653
Same but her family is poor and mines wealthy
I'm more of a licor kind of guy
Whats your story?
>>696895854
>33.8121° N, 117.9190° W.
In Disneyland?
>>696897690
That was me, not her.
>>696897740
I fucking hate you so much right now.
>>696897767
well, na not really. I dont really judge them physically. Like i wonder if they have a bigger dick than me like honestly just as much as like I wonder what cup size that chick is over there.
I want to kill people but I need to do more research
>>696897949
>only me and him know
forget about all of /b/ then, yeah, only you two
>>696898191
consider this:
>don't
>kill yourself instead
>>696898082
What does your family think about you having a poor GF?
>be me 15
>really emo-y/scene-y kid
>had a fetish for dressing like a girl
>boy did I know my dreams would come true
>got pulled into a red van one day while walking to the local TimHortons (canada ftw)
>they pulled a knife and insisted I take off my clothes and put on the ones they had lying on the floor
>fucking daisy dukes outfit
>I get an insta boner
>happily oblige, purposefully bending over for long periods of time putting my cute skinny teen boy ass in their direction
>moan while putting the clothes on
>teasing the fuck out of them
>once I get the clothes on they start getting the message that I actually want it
>"now get on all fours and beg for my cock" on of them ordered at me
>I do as my master tells me
>they make me get the biggest boner ever while wearing daisy duke short shorts, so hard it hurts
>they actually made a hole in the ass of the shorts to fuck me in
>moaning like crazy
>about to cum
>he reaches around and jacks me off right at that moment
>cum the biggest load I ever have in the shorts
>cum dripping all over my legs and shit
>the other guy makes me lay on my back and he cums on my belly and face from above
>we then start making out, tongue and all.
>even licking each other's faces
>they're not done yet
>they get a choker necklace on me
>it's a fucking collar that zaps dogs when they bark
>I get fucked again with the collar on, everytime I moan I get zapped
>cum again, this time the guy reaches around and makes me cum in his hand
>he orders me to lick my own cum from his hand
>I oblige like the good little bitch boy slave I am
>they kick me out the back of the van
>throws hundreds of dollars on the ground next to me
Never told anybody.
>>696897921
I'll probably go for it once I'm in college.
>>696888470
Got nudes?
>>696888470
kill them
>>696898191
Kill homeless people nobody misses them
>>696898048
I will make it right.
But normally I am extremely considerate, I will go above and beyond to make shit work for people. But it was a stupid decision with calling her a liar.
>>696898268
lmao yeah you're right
time to wipe my hdd
>>696898337
and then the whole bus applauded
>>696898470
Good boy.
Started crossdressing again at 15 after being caught and stopping when I was like 10-11. I was having a lot of problems with people at school but my grades were good so the staff looked the other way. I was already a grade ahead of where I was supposed to be and taking all advanced placement courses. So I ended up spending a lot of time at home during the week, and playing MMOs. Strangely enough, I played a male in WoW although it was an undead so it didn't really matter. I made a lot of "nerdy" friends around the school and a few that had graduated.
>start off just wearing makeup while on webcam/skype playing WoW
>it becomes clear some of the guys in the group jerk off to me while I'm on cam, just playing the game
>they go out of their way to help me and always include me in the group
>the attention is kind of nice
>end up giving a lot of them advice on how to look more attractive, essentially shave your hair, keep it neat, and dress like you have some sense
>it helped some of them, others were either too fat or too far on the spectrum to be helped
>but one guy in particular really shaped up, dressing as I told him and had already been going to the gym
>he's lanky, blonde hair, blue eyes, and really innocent
>after hinting a lot that I'd like to go to the gym with him sometime, I finally come out and ask if I can go with him, he says yes
Should I even continue
I'm wearing a bra an g string rn
I pushed my nan down the stairs.
Sent from my Android
>>696898333
Checked
They're pretty cool about her, cause shes a very nice and dedicated person.
She uses her hard earned money on her family.
I'm the only one looking at the flaws, I'm afraid her parents mediocrity would affect our kids (if we later on have them).
>>696898291
I'll have some fun first
>>696889120
i love victoria's secret thongs. they're actually really comfortable!
>>696898778
Faggot/Tits or GTFO
>>696898831
Sent from my Android phone***
>>696898337
This just gave the biggest erection ever.
I love it.
Lucky fuck
>>696898599
The world is ours for the taking.
>>696896993
>>696897301
Holy fucking shit. Not sure if I believe you're not a samefag who just happened to read the same story as me...
But if you are that anon, why are you mad? You know she listened to you, she told you back in the day
>>696898928
My bad.
Sent from my Android phone
guy here
last time I had sex, I said 'no' 3 times and meant 'yes' every time
she kept going
>>696897936
computer science , and get better with linux , setting up servers , hacking and shell scripting, python
>>696894489
>>696893920 (You)
>>696894339
>>696897568
>>696896682
> my middle finger slowly slides on top of her panty
> over her vagina slit sliding my finger up and sown
> slowly rubbing over the clit area
> Ohgod-iam-hard.jpg
> her panties become to wet , i rub her clit like a circle over her soft panties
> she got aroused , wake up drowsy , and holds my hand , and pushing it back
> Oh shit wtf i do now?
> I paused but i still pretend to be sleeping and snoring.
> she feeling good i know
> i slowly slide away from her undies but not totally away , checking her reaction
> she stop pushing my hand and she is there , she goes back to slee (she pretends to) .
> oh yeshhhhhh jackpot
> i open my eye a little bit and check
> and wait for a bit
> cont ?
>>696898843
I see.
I would guess that her parents mediocrity would have a positive impact on your kids and make them learn not to take shit for granted.
But what do I know.
>>696898902
I cry every time my lace gets a hole in it though
I'm going to commit murder tomorrow.
>>696899161
Get on with it gaylord
>>696898724
Fuck it I'm going to anyways, it's been a long time and it always feels better to tell this.
>so we go to the gym in our town really late, they would lock the doors at 9pm but members had keys, so we're the only ones in there
>I'm wearing short shorts and a tight shirt, mostly focused on treadmill and squats for dat feminine physique
>very little makeup, but hair pulled back, mostly just eye shadow
>he gets a boner while I'm doing squats
>oh, but he's the son of a pastor and very very repressed
>goes to the bathroom and is gone for a while before I go in there
>he's at the sink and has obviously been crying
>he won't admit what's wrong but it's pretty obvious, he can't look at me
>tell him we can go
>he's apologizing for acting weird in the car on the way back
>when we park in my driveway I lean over and kiss him, we end up making out
>first time doing that dressed up as a girl, feels really nice
>>696899051
Because later I might have to explain to my sister and/or mom why I posted our story on fucking 4chan. She isn't answering my calls or texts, so that's fucking good.
>>696899334
How? Why?
Tell us, this sounds fun.
>>696896682
Continue
>>696899231
Or they could be beta enough to let themselves be defeated by anything.
Her dad is afraid of me ffs, he just stares a the floor when I talk to him, agreeing to everything.
I guess this or the next weekend I'll dump her.
What do you think bro?
Tried to lose my virginity today which I didn't do because I couldn't get hard.
>>696886441
Before I was shot, I delivered ice cream to the French.
>>696898998
Making me blush ;)
>>696886441
>>696899141
Details.
>>696899728
viagra.
>>696899406
Did he commit
>>696899161
yep
>>696899447
you can tell her that you need it to let it out in a place where nobody nknew you or could find you
>>696899515
I've been in a 'rut' for about 5 years, I've been homeless, lost family members and basically have been on a self destructive path ever since.
I've been building trust with some low life of a dealer. Sells heroin to teenagers etc.
He sells amazing weed.
Tomorrow I'm going to go in his flat like normal but I'm going to stab him in the throat.
Take his weed and enjoy one hell of an high before I inevitably get caught.
Going to have a fun weekend. Go out in a blaze of glory..
nice try mr fbi
>>696899728
Forgot to mention that it was payed for. I spent £60 for it. Just fuck her and go. Didn't happen
>>696886441
im 17. I fuck my 15 year old sister every secound day
>>696898342
you should ive made a 100 USD in one day just off tips. during superbowl or something though you can make MORE.
>>696900051
If you're going to do it, make it so unique so we have something to read on the news
>>696899447
You never have any names or pictures. I was there for both threads. I assume you did it to get it off your chest? Not sure what they could be upset about.
Also, apparently your sister also doesn't have a problem with posting about it lol
>>696888470
Pussy ass bitch
I would have done the same
>>696899406
>playing WoW that night, he's whispering to me the entire time, asks me why I'm not on cam and I tell him it's because I just got out of the shower
>makes some "sly" comments about how nice that must have been, implying he wanted to watch, etc
>I'm sitting there in girls underwear and an oversized shirt, haven't been on hormones long enough to have developed breasts, really just have puffy nipples and soft skin
>get on a skype call with him, he's staring pretty hard and I can't really see below his neck or what his hands are doing
>every now and then he'll bite his lip or moan/sigh
>get up out of my chair at one point, the end of my shirt barely covering my butt, I pull it over my head and walk around my room in my underwear looking for something to wear
>glance at the screen, pretty sure he's beating off
>gets me really hard, I try to hide it, get back in my chair and pull a loose gray wife beater shirt on
>he tells me that was really hot, I play dumb, then he comes out and says he didn't get to finish
>I ask him what he wants me to do
>listening to his instructions, I scoot back in my chair and take the top off
>he's jerking off to me, slowly, can't see his cock but can see his hand slowly working it
>asks if I want to jerk off too
>I freeze up, I obviously have a hardon and am scared it will freak him out
>then he asks me to jerk off for him
>slide out of my panties and lay back in the chair
>>696889350
>too nice
>woman falling in love with him
>This is what neckbeards actually believe
lol faggot
I like my friend's sister
>>696900319
What ideas do you have?
It will be on British news since I reside in England.
I want to make it so I have at least a couple of days freedom so want to make it difficult for the police.
>>696899706
Depends on how you feel for her. If you really like her, keep her and start working on her parents.
But you have to consider if she is parent material for your kids.
Focus more on what you feel about her than how you feel about her parents before you decide to dump her.
Good luck bro.
>>696900137
What do you do on off days, then?
>>696889082
>on 4chan
>says he's mentally handicapped
>people don't believe him
Are you literally retarded?
>>696900420
Anyone reading this? I know this thread is going fast.
what is a clear difference between two or more elements in art, such as color and value?
I understand gender fluidity
>>696900533
Perfect. Make it a really radical statement - islamic or britain first?
Mutilation?
>>696895159
Ahahahaha what the fuck, full story please
>>696886441
Girl friend would rather drink downtown than pay her side side of the rent, or anything for that matter.
Argued about her dropping from full to part time. I said that's stupid we can barely make ends meet now, she argues since she makes commission she will make more money on less hours.
Drops to part time. Has had her rent on time in three months. Back to full time.
Spent Monday and Tuesday downtown, can't pay her side of of the rent by the first. Idk what the fuck I might do.
>>696901021
Tell her to pay or gtfo. It's not that hard.
>>696901021
You grab that bitch by the back of the neck nexxt time she's in a bar, take her out back, and let some drunks fuck her for 20-100 a pop.
>>696900905
Islamic sounds about right.
I live in quite a middle class white area.. I know hard to believe right?
Might kick this government into gear and wipe out those islamic barbarians.
>>696899406
holy lord of bump
>>696901103
This
