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You have 10 seconds to prove you aren't an amerifat.
>>696865097
No u
My BMI is under 35
>>696865097
Canada, eh?
>>696865097
I can see my feet when I'm standing
Proud to be an American.
>>696865097
I understand the difference between my opinion and an objective fact about the universe.
>>696865097
I can see my dick
i pick up litter in my community
>I believe everyone in life has the right to health care, regardless of their socio-economic standing
>>696865097
je parle français
>>696865445
this isn't a "prove you're a faggot" thread
I can locate countries outside America on a map
>>696865097
Sieg heil
I amerifat, currently plotting to venture over to Ireland and impregnate the U.K's women with my Anerifat seed and begin the slow by eventual take over of Ireland's gene pool.
I have a foreskin
I am 1,85 m tall and my weight is 76 kg and is 19 ℃ outside
>>696865097
My IQ Is 150
And my fingers are giant rocks.
My Parents didn't cut off my dick
I can name political figures that pre-date the existence of the US.
I can walk
>>696865097
I hungry I think im going to the mcdonalds getting a Bigmac
thanks OP
I only offer my opinion when asked for it
'colour'
i eat french fries with mayonaise
My wife has slept with less than 20 men
I can speak in complete sentences.
I can breathe without getting suffocated by my gigantic mantits
>>696865097
Am an spic
>>696865845
Zozzled
I fully understand that the world doesn't revolve around me.
I'm not 3 million in debt like all Americucks who get sick 1 time.
>>696865097
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!
>>696865995
A fat enough american would actually have the world revolve around it
I didn't have to join the military to get an education
I don't get shot by niggers on a daily basis
>>696865097
I can tell that Donald Trump is a complete and total fraud that has no business in a position of power.
I have no idea where the closest Starbucks is, and don't care
i can get pulled over for a broken taillight without getting shot in the face
I'm not a cuck with a black child
I am aware that you cannot drive from Australia to the US
>Someone literally asked me if I "flew or drove" from Australia
>>696865943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWdik29MTrE
i don't pay taxes for the privelege of owning land that i own
I voted to remain in the EU because I'm not a racist fucking idiot.
I'm not fat, I weigh 160 pounds.
I don't live in a society that idolises celebrities
>>696865097
I speak three lenguages.
Im atheistic
I don't let niggers fuck my wife
I don't worship people on my television
>>696865097
My Wife is a Sheep
I don't transform every conservation into a political one
>>696866448
What's your income tax rate?
i speak quietly
I can control where I shit
>>696866619
I'm visiting San Diego right now and can tell you that the overwhelming majority of people here have amazing bodies .there are so many 9/10, and 10/10 bodies they don't even rate a mention after a while
>>696866797
shut up americuck
>>696865890
Mah nigga
>>696866448
not to defend Amerifat idiots, but they didn't invent the concept of property tax...
I don't pour fucking sugar everywhere and am as a result good looking.
>>696865097
Leggo my eggos eh? I used the good maple on em.
>>696866718
Says the fucker who entered this thread
I understand the metric system
I don't go fucking bankrupt if I have to go to the er
My gf never let a bunch of frat boys fuck her in college.
Nor does she want to fuck the local football team.
>>696865097
I can leave my car unlocked without the fear of it being stolen
I can go outside a scream "feminism is cancer" without the fear of being arrested
I don't live with the fear that I can get shoot by anyone at any moment
>>696865097
I have the freedom t- aw shit i blew it.
>>696865520
RiP Anons dreams
I know what football is.
>>696865097
Cuz I don't vote.
i have never committed a mass shooting
>>696866845
I'm Australian. And I'm sure the fat people don't visit the beach so that's why I don't see them, but there are lots of people here with amazing bodies.
>>696866996
That's what you think, her fantasies remain a secret. that's good.
i'm not surrounded by people who think angels and demons are real things
Im neutral / swiss
I think the earth is round
I know that lots of other countries have Constitutions and that mine isn't special or unique
Considering you guys "HATE" Americans so much, sure do know a lot about us. For instance you follow our elections when we don't need to give a duck about your because you are inconsequential.
>>696866797
Everyone is San Diego is Mexican or Chinese. There are no americans left in SoCal
>>696866982
kek
my food items don't have "high fructose corn syrup" as the main ingredient
>>696867023
(also healthcare)
/thread
I am happy and satisfied with my life.
>>696867389
lol. typical amerifat jerking himself off about how ignorant he is.
>>696865097
Vitun homo
>>696867196
Sounds Like the learned submissiveness of the typical Amerifat cuck who can't fathom a world where girls don't want to fuck the whole football team
>Fathom means imagine.
Thought I'd save you a Google search you product of American education
>>696866534
We're better off without the EU, you stupid fucking cuck. People like you would have us taken over by arabs and blacks. Germany will be the next to leave - because they won't stand for it.
I say I hate Americans but I really love them and love their movies
>>696867405
Fuck off. I spent all my time in PB, and I've never seen a whiter part of America.
No spics. Few nig-nogs, and nearky no Asians.
>>696867389
This is why the rest of the nation hates us and why it's so hard for me to fuck European Woman.
>>696865097
>image.jpg
I have humility, and understand what that word means.
>>696865097
I'm free... no, wait, let me try again... I can buy a gun and defend myself... shit! I have clean water coming from all of my taps... err... I can afford food?
>>696867729
you might see more if you left mommys basement occasionally. You could get your own tendies, for example.
My country has no problem Letting in Syrians and the terrorist hidden among their ranks
>>696867389
>Inb4 America is inconsequential
You got a comb over sporting faggot spruiking how he needs i make you great again.
>Implying you're currently not great
My alphabet contains the letters ä,ö & ü
>>696865097
I actually have freedom but I don't go around screaming about it because basically any 1st world county has freedom... except the US
>>696867882
Amerifat detected. Possible from South, where brains are deep fried in footballs and bible guns.
>>696867877
You've never been to pb
>>696867146
American detected
>>696868025
>football and bible guns.
I need me a fucking bible gun, I'll spread the word of God with extream presjudice.
I'm so short sighted I forgot how the Americans gave everything they had as far as economic production and a whole generation of their men to give up their lives and come over here and save our continent from the Nazi s
bap
>>696868169
>Notsureifserious.jpg
What the fuck is a Pb? You realize not all of us live in whatever shit Amerifat neighborhood you live in, right?
My country is the best one in the world
>>696868322
Pacific Beach you ignorant fuck. It's white. All white.
>>696868113
>Total rampage shooting fatalities 2009-2013
>227
>"If those people had guns they would have been able to defend themselves!"
>>696868476
Yeah how come the good citizens with guns never seem to stop these rampaging faggots?
>>696865097
Most cops dont carry guns here
>>696868476
Well just like in Florida they're all gay so they wouldn't have had guns or balls to defend themselves with anyway.
I'm upset that the DNC rigged the primaries
I don't care that Americans have been great allies to us through the years now that they have a black president I no longer respect them.
Fromage, kaas
Can solve maths
>>696865097
>prove you aren't an amerifat
TRUMP 2016 nigga!
>>696868476
Good point... or were you trying to be sarcastic?
I don't have to worry about getting run over by an assault truck and I'm not cucked by the religion of peace. Also, my priest hasn't been beheaded during mass in front of a church full of cuck just watching like it was world War 2 again. Stay mad, eurocuck.
>>696868639
So you can ban faggots from getting gun licences because they're useless against the baddies anyway
>>696865097
amerifag maybe but not snorlaxfag
Hello gents. Amerfart here. Frankly, I cant blame the folks abroad for their respective misgivings and criticisms, being that my country is swirling the drain and littered with ignorance like roaches at a Cypress Hill concert. Our government is a sham, the Constitution invoked only when convenient, our food is poison, our culture not only diluted but mind rotting, our politicians amongst the most greedy and crooked around, and we're being quietly led to oblivion by a long standing Zionist agenda. Too many of us crow about being the greatest nation on earth when we long since abdicated the things that might have made us something great, never mind the brain numbing egotism of spewing such drivel. Our education is pitiful for a first world nation and the level of academic and political indoctrination is disturbing. We are in our waning days as a country and some of us here know it. Shits going to hit the fan soon.
>>696868557
because gun is not protect, it second penis
might as well ask "why no whip out cock to stop rape when see??"
they just look for second and menatl "maybe help" then go home for wank. this is how amerifat mental
>>696868891
Exactly, weed out the vaginas that lack vaginas.
>>696868557
Because our lawmakers think it's a good idea to exclude guns from certain places like night clubs and college campuses so people pick these placed on purpose negating the advantage of having conceal/carry permits in the first place.
a bottle of beer is 500ml
>>696869008
>"why no whip out cock to stop rape when see??"
Seriously though... why not?
>>696865097
I know what socialism actually means
>>696868969
You will have a place in paradise anon. The paradise of countries that aren't America
>>696869356
I have no arguments against this course of action.
>>696867653
muh early 20th century politics
>>696865097
Tim's > Starbucks
>>696865097
but..I am an amerifat.
See Germany on news after having multiple terror attacks. See signs for McDonald's.KFC,Subway etc.
I can survive outside when its below 20c.
My country rolled over and was defeated during ww2
So who is this guy Donald clitoris everybody talking about?
>>696865097
dutch and proud. kanker
My wife Swars I say aboot but I know I say about
I can walk more than 20m without wheezing.
My potential president doesn't have a comb over
>>696869958
Canadian detected
i went to the doctor's today and didnt bring any money
My police force don't act like authoritarian assholes
>>696865233
Lel. Fpbp.
>>696870005
No body outside your country cares who your future president is
There are refugees in my garden at this exact moment, and i am not allowed to shoot them.
>>696870068
Communist
>>696870181
>Communist
Kek
>>696870168
And everyone will be laughing at the guy with the comb over who is the "leader of the free world "
>>696870116
Niggers just need to keep their hands where they can be seen.
if you kill me I win
>>696870332
Not a comb over a comb over covets a bald spot trump ain't bald. Besides that we don't give a duck what socialist who can't even defeat Hitler think
I use the metric system
>>696870631
Covers not covets
>>696870644
Being so feeble you have to use the metric as having your own system would be laughable cause your so insignificant
>>696870631
>Not a combover
Tks anon. Needed a good zozzle
>>696865397
underrated post
>>696870332
What do they call your leader? Cuck of the world? Top ten leader of socialist Europe? Valet to the real leaders?
>>696870882
So I should develop a new system instead of using the system that the rest of the world uses? K retard.
>>696869008
>>696871225
This.
Also, why do americans speak english then? Why didn't they just invented a new language?
>>696871225
We had a system in place before the metric system became standard. Unlike to we weren't so insignificant that we had NO choice but follow the lead of others. Your country is just a bunch of beta followers
>>696871591
Strawman much?
>>696871591
Coz they're cucks
>>696867653
Here here. Nationalism and protectionism always beat cuckism.
>>696871591
The real question is why do you speak English? Because you can't live without our movies and because of our power it is the default business language.
allahu ackbar
>>696872035
>Our power is the default business language
What did I just read?
>>696865097
I'm 60 kg
>>696868113
Damn 77 people in one shooting. Don't mess with Vikings.
>>696872035
Why do bands like Lukas gram sing in English?
>>696868169
Um.... Russia beat Germany.... Not USA.
>>696872281
Why doesn't flogging Molly sing in Irish?
>>696872219
Reread it faggot
>>696865097
I am morbidly obese
>>696872035
The only reason why i speak english right now is because germany lost the war.
>>696865097
My car has a manual gearbox and I sit in the right side to drive it.
>>696872353
Because they don't feel successful until they made it in America
Why Try to prove that I'm not better than the rest of the world?
>>696872319
NO! I live in the land of the brave where we saved all the people in the world in world war 2 when dick Cheney and Martin Luther King invented the atomic bomb and blew up all those nazis and all the Australians could live happily ever after.
>>696865576
>Ireland
>UK
Amerifat confirmed.
>>696872035
Um.. English.... English Empire perhaps you stupid amerifat
>>696872319
Ask France they will tell you different
>>696872360
Power is not a language.
English is a language.
>Product of American education
>>696872434
Why was that?
>>696872629
I think that was the joke
>>696872620
Um.... The Nazis um.... Never were nuked.... The Japanese were ...
My country is getting buttfucked by mudslimes
>>696872713
Yeah the Americans and British only leveled their country with never ending carpet bombings
>>696872713
Amerifats waddled in the back door while the Russians were doing all the fighting
>>696873208
Sorry amerifats think about tact over "shoot at dem!"
>>696873208
All the real fighting anyway. East front was vicious.
>>696873310
Yet they still struggled against the backup guys.
>>696872811
Denigrating others intellect..
It says because of our power, it (meaning the English language) is the standard business language. For instance air traffic controllers speak English because American invented and pioneered the airline industry etc.
If you're not trolling I seriously feel sorry for your lack of comprehension.
>>696865097
Viva Mexico!
>>696865097
I will once I get out of my rascal.
>>696865890
You mean freedom fries, right?
BMI is 0.3 points from being underweight. I live in America.
uno dos tres quatro
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>>696872319
If we wanted to race the Russians to Berlin we could have but there were already plans in place for postwar Berlin and we valued the life of our own people unlike Stalin. Plus we were fighting on 2 fronts but we were in Germany at the same time as the Russians
>>696865576
>implying you can see your own penis
>>696873316
We were fighting the same Enemy but your warped mind is so fraught with jealousy somehow the Americans who didn't even really need to be there but for their altruism had it easy.
>>696874708
>We
Tayto and a cuppa - job done
>>696873712
Anon was making the argument that America is so swag that it uses is own unit of measurement.
But uses the ENGLISH language.
So is America an English cuck or a degenerate Imperial measurement user?
>>696874129
Yeah so you let the Russians do all the heavy lifting like a bunch of fucking Mexicans
>>696873208
What were the poles,French, and dutch doing? You know the ones who actually had a stake in the outcome. If Americans were waddling they were rolling on their backs sucking Nazi cock
>>696874708
>Altruism
Hahahaha. Tks anon. Needed a good kek today.
America waited until after Stalingrad before they even began planning their invasion of Normandy. If they really wanted to help, they would have opened a front when Russia was strutting. But they waited ubtil the Russians were steamrolling the Germans before going in.
Check the dates on both fronts anon. The facts don't support your "heroic invasion" thesis
I run everyday
>>696875084
Yeah because fighting through Italy,France and Germany was light lifting not to mention being involved in a war in the Pacific was nothing. No one had less of a vested interest or fought more than the Americans because we felt sorry for you defenseless fucks.
>>696875209
Plenty of resistance movements in all this countries.
And if America didn't "liberate" them, Russia would have. America just wanted as much of the reconstruction pie as it could get.
America is only "great" today because it was the only industrial heavyweight that didn't get levelled during ww2. Now all the others have caught up, it'll never be as great as it was before because it has too much competition.
Sorry Amerifat, not even trump can save you now
>>696865097
I'm an American but my BMI is 20.5
I exercise 5 times a week
I'm vegetarian
I haven't gone to mcdonalds for 8 months now
I'm only posting this to brag. Kys ameriFATS
>>696875470
We don't live on your sorry continent and here you are bitching we didn't open a front in Russia. I guess lend leasing Russia supplies and equipment wasn't enough while simultaneously fighting on 2 fronts. You must be trolling.
>>696875688
You were involved in the Pacific because you were bombed at pearl harbour. You were directly under attack. There was no altruism there. Fuck, you re a product of American education aren't you?
And Italy and north Africa are examples of just how shit American forces were before the Russians broke the German back. US was fucking useless unless it was fighting against a bunch of underpowered, mixed units from fucking Romania.
When the amerifats did come up against proper Germans in the battle of the bulge, once again Americans it smashed until geman supply lines were exhausted.
Fuck anon. You need to read further than your American govt issued history books.
>>696875937
So your saying America wanted to pay to reconstruct a bigger area because we didn't keep anty territory unlike your friendly Russian neighbors. Your point makes no sense.
>>696876251
>I guess profiteering by selling Russia arms wasn't good enough for you
Fix'd for you dickhead
>>696875937
Americans liberated if you waited on the Russians these places would have been conquered. Still no fucking gratitude.
>>696876345
America was shit against the Germans. Shit against the Vietnamese. Shit against the Chinese in Korea. Shit against the Iraqi insurgency.
Is there any war the Americans can actually fucking win on its own?
I don't live in USA
ayy
>>696876596
You act as if it was a predatory act. Learn history. It was practically given away>>696876596
>>696865097
5' 5" and 110 lbs.
>>696876857
No. The rest of Europe would have been "liberated" by the Russians, just like the US "liberated" them.
The history books would just be written differently.
Americans went into Europe to get some of that tasty reconstruction pie and to secure a position against its emerging rival - the USSR. Nothing more . Doesn't matter how much positive PR spin you put on it
>>696876345
Supply is part of war faggot
>>696877159
Manlet
>>696877240
Being that stupid. Eastern Europe became part of USSR while Italy France,and west Germany became democracies
>>696878138
And look what your democracy got you - trump
>>696876345
The fact we were altruistic toward the Europeans while we had our own battle to fight says a lot.and you guys are a bunch of ungrateful fucks says a lot about you. No wonder you invite all the terrorist in, you both hate us even though you shouldn't
>>696878246
We can only hope ad the democrats wanna be an annex of Europe
>>696878887
Your relevance in the world is increasingly diminishing. Even one of your presidential candidates acknowledges your not "great" anymore.
Your glory days are behind you. Enjoy your decline into mediocrity
Yet to be shot , haven't seen a black person in months
I speak 3 languages
>>696877240
If you mean liberated from National Socialism to Communism, then you might be correct. But it would take a sick lefty Eurocuck to call that liberation
>>696865097
My first word was Leverpastej
>>696865097
I'm surrounded by muslims
And I don't live in the middle east
>>696865576
Kek
>Ireland
>Uk
>>696879451
>Liberated from national socialism
Oh no. Protect us from the white master race.
Sjw cuck
>>696865576
fuck off cunt we're full
>>696879164
I agree under the terror apologist, globalist, closet Muslim Obama our cache has diminished. That's why trump is going to win. The democrats have put us In a position of mediocrity to be just another country in the world but that's about to change.
I prefer to think that I'm americhub.
>>696879688
Not a she at all but against world domination and genocide
>>696880126
Sjw not she
>>696880126
Cry me a fucking river.
You conspired against the white master race. You're a sjw cuck .
>>696865097
I haven't eaten McDonalds in over six months.
i care about people other than myself
>>696880322
If Hitler was killing Niggers instead of Jew's I'd be down. But Jew's are white and Hitler himself wasn't aryan
>>696865097
I can fit through the door.
