You wished your GF was as tight as me
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You wished your GF was as tight as me
>>696862996
Mate, you're one ill fucker
>>696862996
>implying I have a gf
Ughh not this again
Somebody post the webm please
>>696862996
Who is she?
>>696862996
fucking disgusting
>>696863467
He*
Cant you see his balls? Its an opening between his anus and testicles
>>696862996
o bby
Can someone explain wtf this picture is please
>>696862996
Female genital mutilation/10
>>696863588
The Kooky Adventures of Chris-Chan
>>696863588
A guy had a piercing, got infected and it opened up and he now thinks it is a vagina.
>>696862996
*fat
>>696862996
I saw this shit last night. You should wait longer or else it's kinda lame to see the meme so soon.
>>696863756
Where do you guys get this shit?
>>696863957
In the top secret 4chan files, of course. There was a webm where he was rubbing "it" and white stuff poured out, it was fucking disgusting
Looks like an octupus' mouth
>>696862996
God please no. Not this fucking thread again. Just someone post webm so that these fags vomit.
>>696863588
His name is Christian Weston Chandler, a living meme believe it or not. Basically an autistic dude who put a piercing bellow his ball sack. He has a horrible infected wound in the area between his scrotum and anus caused by ripping out said piercing he had there. He's not seeking treatment because he believes the hypnosis tapes he's been listening to are causing him to grow a vagina, because he's also a trans fag.
>>696862996
I knew from when I saw him on here 10 years ago that chris chan would end my 4chan days. I've seen alot of shit on this forum but this pushes it for me. Layers I'm out
>>696862996
get that shit outta here
NOBODY
POST
THAT
FUCKING
WEBM
PLEASE
>>696864871
post it
>>696862996
thats a guy
>>696862996
Where in the holy fuck is your clit???? :O
>your gf
>>696864974
this
>>696864974
There is no webm lol
>>696865772
damn
>>696865882
and is all seriousness chris is probably already dead
>>696865772
there is a webm
his third hole leaks fag jizz
>>696864540
>I've seen alot of shit
>this pushes it for me
>forum
>layers
are you high af, or a summerfag
>>696866184
1st of all what the fuck
2cnd of all someone fucking post it then
>>696862996
Post this sick masturbation webm.
>>696866038
think he died of infection?
>>696865772
There's a webm of him noodling his micropenis and clutching his balls until jizz dribbles and spurts from the wound.
I didn't realize it was CWC.
Every time I think that superhuman ball of concentrated autism can't top his last insanity, he somehow doubles down
>>696866697
sounds like a good meme
>>696866544
Well at this point it has to be infected, we can probably confirm that it is, if so it could turn into a cyst, abscess, if that shit implodes inside of him = dead
POST THE WEBM OR YPUR MOTHER WILL LIVE
>>696866697
Why does this disturb me so much, yes i'm a faggot and will kill myself shortly.
>>696866867
OH SHIT SOMEON- wait a minute.
Post the webm include steam id will send you games under 12$
Fuck man Chris always knows how to make my day, a god damn autistic legend.
>>696862996
>>696864439
He didn't rip it. The piercing just migrated away from his anus towards his taint. The opening of the wound happened almost a year after he had it removed, but it has been there, slowly festeriing, all the time.
>>696863957
the wiki dedicated to this living legend
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
he was the first lolcow to become infamous enough to gain an entire wiki based around his antics
moar links
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan/Sonichu
http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/
>>696862996
>my gf is already too tight, and i'm too big.
>>696865120
>Can't find a clit
This is why you're a virgin
>>696867718
>looking for a clit on a ballsack
Thus is why you're a fag
>>696867248
Steam is: cheekibreekiest
>>696867937
>>696867937
Dear lord no. That looks horrifying. Does that hurt? Jesus christ. Wtf is happening?
>>696867937
WHAF
>>696867937
Holy shit, those legs
>>696867493
If he doesn't seek medical help he'll be kill
>>696867937
can somebody explain what the fuck is going on here
>>696867937
He's ripping it apart, holy shit
>>696867937
And I'm going to puke. That's pus oozing out.
>>696862996
>>696868413
mustard gas
>>696868395
Yes. Untreated infections or that caliber usually do
Somebody archive this as the next milestone of mayor cwc's dumbfuckery
>>696867937
I can't watch this, I've been to war, I've shot at towel-heads without a care, dogs at the FOB and a whole mess of other stupid shit but I can not click this. Is he doing what I think he is doing?
>>696868540
that shit cant be cum right?
wtf man
I'd wonder does the inside taste like metal, like you licked coins?
>>696868551
So do we let him die or...do we report him the Viginia department of health?
>>696868679
>>696868620
>>696868492
well its worth a bait
>>696867937
I miss the old Chris. I never asked for this.
>>696868551
>>696868834
It's been a while. How is he even still alive? I thought bad infections like this killed you within 24 hours
That's the biggest fupa I've ever seen
>>696867937
K I L L M E
I
L
L
M
E
>>696867937
is that really cwc? how can he cum out of a taint piercing?
>>696868819
It's not. That's pus from a deep wound. It may look like cum, but a few minutes in air will give it that special smell and color.
>>696867937
I vomited. I'm not joking I fucking vomited.
Please exterminate them all
>>696868819
that is indeed, cum
you must be new here
>>696868977
Its cum you idiot, he is a tranny
>>696869053
its an infected wound, its probably puss
i find it hard to believe that some faggot made a custom pussy hole that he can now ejaculate from
dumbass
>>696868834
You cannot force someone to accept treatments. As he' so dillusional that he convinces himself constantly everyone is against him he'll never seek help.
>>696869165
It legitimately looks like he some how cut his balls so cute would shoot out of that hole
>>696863957
a post from few days ago
I want to push my tongue in that while fingering his anus jacking his cunt making him cum from both his hole and his cunt. Then, I'd let the cum slide down to his anus then lock it off again
>>696866697
>>696866184
>>696864871
>>696864974
The webm isn't chris though, but of a similar axe wound looking taint hole from some different welfare dependant tranny faggot
>>696868914
Its only a matter of time m8.
>It's an infection of some sort, it's leaking and it looks like its riding up his ass neck to the bottom of his balls if you want my honest opinion, it doesn't look good. Think anal leaking and not washing or wiping well and it's summer, Chris walking around in hot humid heat, sweat mixes with puss, blood, anal leakage on the maxipad and then then onto the open wound, it'll turn ugly fast, no?
>>696869165
Do you even know the story of how that formed? Surgery had nothing to do with it. That what you get from an infected piercing and no treatment, retard.
>>696869358
>>696862996
Holy shit. When you have to hold up your fupa just to see your pussy, it's time to lose some fucking weight.
>>696863957
Apparently the lardball loves to share this kind of shit on his facebook.
>>696869440
its not a fupa, its his balls
>>696869305
>So cute
>>696867937
I've seen some shit but that my friends, is some shit.
>>696869417
Oh my god you fucking RETARD THATS NOT CHRIS
>>696869406
>>696869223
>probably puss
its obviously a guy you faggot
>>696869255
Because he's delusional and mentally impaired the state has a right to do something about it. Hell, its even legal to sterilize you if they feel like you shouldn't be spreading your genes.
>>696867937
holy shit that gave me a panic attack.
>>696869594
Y...you can't be this stupid right?
Holy shit kys
boi
>>696867937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16mAJNIRt4o
>>696869255
This and apparently he thinks this is the completely healthy result of some bullshit Youtube hypnotism channel and refuses to get medical attention cuz he thinks the doctors would take his china away or some shit.
>>696869686
O SHIT, FUCKED UP!
>>696869685
It's pus, not puss, you retard.
>>696869597
He has been psychologically evaluated when he got arrested. Except being a rediculously mouthbreathing autist he doesn't have anything that would merit him being under government supervision. Also his mother is still alive, so the responsibllity would lie on her.
>>696869686
Lost
>>696869548
Those pictures are of him, delusional faggot. He posted them in the same fucking thread about his 'doctors visit'.
Just imagine ofw Chris-chan actually grows a fully functional vagina and proves the whole world wrong.
>>696869999
I was talking about the video you retarded sperglord.
Nice quads tho
>>696869999
The pictures are of him, the webm, apparently, isn't.
Also, nice quads.
>>696870172
So IF it isn't chris it's some guy who made a hole himself he can cum out of, that sounds like a story worth reading l0l
>>696870056
I think its more likely he'll die from infection.
If he did grow a vagina man I would laugh hysterically and try to manifest me winning the lottery or something.
>>696869983
Ummm...how about a man who thinks he's a woman and who thinks that a potentially fatal wound is actually a vagina that is growing thanks to some audio he's been listening to?
>>696863418
That webm isn't him
>>696870397
Nowadays we call those people "trans"
>>696868519
holy fucking shit
>>696868834
To be completely honest, this would be nothing short of a grotesquely fitting end to his lifelong descent into madness.
I know, it's fucked up that I don't care if he dies, but this has just gone on for too long; it's high time we lay the monster that chris-chan has become to rest
>>696867937
I've seen this so many times before but I just can't stop gagging whenever it's posted.
>>696870327
>If he did grow a vagina man I would laugh hysterically and try to manifest me winning the lottery or something.
Or you could fuck the shit out of that pussy and fill him with your semen :)
No but you're right, he'll more than likely die if he doesn't seek medical attention
>>696870546
agreed
>>696870533
Fuck. You got me there.
>>696868487
removed his dick and what came out was cum
>>696867937
Fucking Christ that's disgusting
Chris please don't die over this
>>696870798
>don't die
PLEASE die over this!
http://dankmemestash.weebly.com
>>696869420
I nearly died when I saw this. Thanks, man. I needed that laugh.
>>696862996
yfw the trap brigade want to take their faggotry to the next level
>>696868971
thats not him you massive faggot
>>696870992
I stress every day over the idea of barb finally dying, once Chris goes I don't know how I'll make it
>>696864290
>>696870441
>>696869387
>>696866184
>>696866697
>>696866867
>>696867937
>>696868977
>>696864132
That webm isn't Chris its a different tranny and it's been posted since way before the unclit happened. Why do you fuckers have to post bullshit every time? The shit's fucked up enough as it is without adding lies.
>>696870546
Christian Weston Chandler aka Chris-chan. A living meme. His life is full of crazy antics from the very beginning up to this very day. Its incredible, depressing, and yet very intriguing. I'm sure he'll be remembered with nothing short of disgust and admiration by future generations and his legend shall live on in the books of memeology.
>>696869686
kek
>>696868519
So basically he is holding his balls up and there is a giant fucking tear that he thinks is his new pussy coming out from brain washing youtube videos.
>>696871322
This is what I've been saying. Also, I doubt Christine would let his leg hair get as long as the fucker in that webm, because Christine would see it as unfeminine and manly.
>>696871325
And we might just be witnessing the end of his life's tale. It's depressing and at the same time relieving
>Post the Chrisgina webm in a s/fur thread
>hilarity ensues.
>>696867937
>>696871746
I know but you and I are outnumbered by the kids who feel the need to sensationalize something that's already sensational. Hell I don't even give 2 shits about this homo I just get sick of people being retarded.
>>696871923
Its morbid yet beautiful and disgusting but nonetheless foreseeable. In the end it was another one of his antics that was ultimately his undoing.
>>696867937
its a dude... he cut his own dick off... im assuming
>>696867937
unholy
unclean
Godless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBPMEUVNJ-0
think thats bad?
>>696867937
>>696863467
Chris chan
>>696868618
>Is he doing what I think he is doing?
yes, until pus or jizz or some shit drips from the wound
>>696866697
I've seen that .webm! I didn't realise that was him.
Fuck that man/woman/whatever has been such a staple on the internet for so long. As much as we all hate him he's managed to stick around.
>>696867937
Not my proudest fap
>>696867937
>HE ACTUALLY SHOTS CUM
>>696867937
Scared to click, can someone explain what's happening?
>>696874354
>Yes.
Anon is being a pussy and doesn't want to click it.
You're welcome.
what is with all the fucking babies in this thread
>>696874354
he shakes his balls for a few seconds before a white liquid pours from his hole
>>696862996
gross
>>696867937
Jsus christ, wtf. He shoots small balls of cum out the hole. Why? God why?
>>696869223
It's probably a fistula, don't yall thunk so? It would certainly explain why he's cuming out an open wounf
>>696867937
reminds me of this shemale that got someting similar while keeping their benis
anyone know what I'm talking about?
Holy shit guys
O
L
Y
S
H
I
T
G
U
Y
S
>>696870269
Is this where I sign up for a ride in the party van?
>>696876230
What was it?
>>696870546
I would even say for concern for his life, it's the best it's ever going to get for him. He thinks the transformation worked. Go out in top you magnificent bastard!
>>696870992
The fuck man, u gotta chill on the chris lurking
>>696871923
Haha love the pic bro, but yea it's time Mr bones wild ride ended
>>696872149
Bump, I wanna see
>>696876196
Is that a fucking watermelon
>>696867937
that's really fucking disgusting, holy shit. i really hope Chris dies this time
I have no idea what made me click on this thread and I don't know how to feel about the fact that I did.
If I had a MIB flashy thing, I probably wouldn't use it.
I think this is the mental equivalent of cutting.
>>696877092
Perhaps the worst I've ever seen on 4chan, I lose guys
>>696877092
I bet you'd eat his balls of cum leaking from his wounded cunt
>>696877291
I watched this last night and I'm still disturbed. Fuck me I'm gonna go watch george the cat videos for awhile
Here's a nice ass to make us feel safe again
>>696877523
>I bet you'd eat his balls of cum leaking from his wounded cunt
Why the fuck would I do that, you fucking weirdo?
I would like to see a badger (the black and white animal). This is not an admission I want to lick a badger or put a badger near my face.
>>696862996
That is Chris-chan, btw.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris_chan
>>696877092
>>696877291
>>696877767
if you're this squeamish about some dude mutilating himself then you should lurk moar and go back to le plebbit
>>696867937
I thought that webm was of an army amputee...
>>696863957
>not knowing CWC
Found the newfag.
>>696877900
If you found a badger with a cunt, you would fuck it until you shot ur cum inside of it, then eat it
>>696877988
You Sir, should re-watch the webm. Here I'll link it for you. Extra bonus points if you fap to it.
>>696867937
>>696873722
It's not him. That video has been around forever.
>>696877988
I'm normally good, rekt, gore, fucked up porn, guys mouth fucking snakes but Jesus man
>>696867937
AAAAAAAAH! HOLY SHIT! Can you imagine how it will be when someone decided to fuck that?
>>696878611
How did you know?
>>696877904
Really? That's Chris? You don't say!
this has to be a samefag. or y'all a bunch of babies. its not even that bad.
>>696878681
I've seen that shit 5 times already. I've been here over a decade and there's been lots of worse shit that hasn't phased me at all.
>>696879109
>>696879271
>posting a picture for ants
>>696862996
thats a trans pussy with no clit
>>696879071
It isn't really that bad just to look at. It's knowing what you're looking at and the story behind it that makes it truly disgusting.
>>696879447
You've been here for 10 years, surely you must have figured out how to zoom in by now?
>>696878883
If that badger had a family of 3 baby badger, i bet that you'd fuck one of those baby badgers before licking the cum from its badger anus ya sick fuk
>>696879554
No it's not, you stupid faggot. It's an infected wound on an autistic manchild's gooch.
>>696879653
you can't really 'zoom in' much on 200x100 pixels
>>696879661
I need professional help, anon.
>>696879639
grow a pair
Anyone ?
>>696878882
you cant say you truly expirienced life if you never woundfucked an autistic person
>>696864439
I fully regret spending the past thirty minutes reviewing this idiot's Facebook.
>>696879927
If that professional help came, im sure you'd eat it ya suck fuk
>>696864439
>a living meme
this is the definition of understatement
Ill never eat mayo again.
>>696880730
He's gonna be just a regular meme in a week or two.
>>696880564
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just such a warped individual.
>>696877904
White master race reporting in
THE WEBM IS NOT CWC YOU FUCKING RETARDS, HOLY SHIT.
THE PIC HE POSTED IS PROBABLY NOT EVEN HIM, BUT A PIC HE FOUND, OR HE JUST FUCKING CUT OPEN HIS ASS AND MADE IT INTO A SCAR BY NOT LETTING IT HEAL AND CALLING IT HIS "VAGINA".
>>696881466
If you owned a honey badger you would name it Chris and eat the cum out of its honey'd anus
>>696880916
he have been a god level meme since 2007
if you think that some would infection septic shock can kill him, you are prolly autistic yourself
>>696881466
No you.
>>696881466
he pierced his taint, it got infected, and it's turning into an abcess
he'll be dead by the end of next year
>>696862996
Thats not a pussy there is no clit
>>696881617
>Triggered by badgers.
I like how obsessed you have become about badgers and have now taken up screaming at random anons all the different ways in which badgers can be molested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE
>>696881466
Man your worked up, we've found chris chan lurking on the thread
>>696882804
Kek me too, you dirty dirty man
>>696882804
I bet if i click on that link, it will pull up a video on how molesting a badger would be more efficient than you eating cum from a badgers anus
>>696880916
He's already beyond that newfag
>>696882845
I loved that show so much.
>>696867937
WHY IS IT GUSHING
>>696864974
http://webmshare.com/mxrWe
>>696872367
lol faggot
>>696876433
some retard was advertising some tinder knock off or some shit. it was kinda vague, and it had a link that probably would have given my computer aids.
>>696866243
high as fuck, also stfu new faggot.
you're new is showing as you have no idea how disgusting and vile chris chan is....
so yeah this of all things on this board this is what makes me say "it's time to stop"
>>696867937
ayy yo thats pretty hot
>>696883426
bring back snacks
>>696883426
hey, i remember that guy.
what's his name again?
>>696886790
ian brandon ande... something
So many newfags and summerfags, Jesus Christ. Here's the intel on Chris Chans latest shennannigan, and if you dont know who he is then stfu and google it.
Long story short reknown sexually confused autist thinks an open wound by piercing on taint
is a vagina growing out of him by magic ultrasounds.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0
1min intro of Chris: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXhPw4uWkA
>>696886790
moot
>>696886790
T. W. Meals
>>696886992
oh come on, chris is somewhat obscure by now.
>>696867937
>mfw
hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
HE WAS TROLLING
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/757351477799063552
HE TROLLED YOU ALL SO GOOD
HAHHAHA
>>696889335
He also had/has a video of sex positions.
He's clothed though luckily.
>>696862996
Tranny or fat cow? I can't tell.
>>696867937
challenge binary gender norms
>>696867937
That's so fucking infected how the fuck that not hurt like a bitch
>>696862996
>>696867937
I think you have posted the first thing that's forced me to close out on account of me almost throwing up.
>>696890756
Haters to the Left
----->
>>696867937
bump
>gf
i can make my hand as tight as want.
>>696862996
Only tight because nothing wants to fuck it.
>>696869033
Fuckin homophobic piece of shit. Why don't you go vote trump then cletus? Stupid white shithead
OMGGGGGN OOOO
>>696867937
Just as Jesus intended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
my pucci gives me power over you
>>696866038
nope he's not dead, last activity 15 hrs ago
facebook/CwcvilleGuardian
>>696868413
they didn't remove these.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seminal_vesicle
>>696868519
>put me in the screencap lmao
the real champion
This thread won't die, just like that other unwanted autistic pre cum creation Chris Chan.
His parents must be proud.
>>696867937
The little bit I watched yesterday was nasty. Thankfully all the time I've spent on this website has left me desensitized or else I would have puked.
>>696893113
Anon is homophobic because he can't deal with goop spraying out of a wound? This is pretty good bait, I responded.
Just go to the fucking cwcki you fucking morons.
>>696873722
That's because it isn't him. Apparently insisting that it is has become a meme, because the saga wasn't weird enough already, we needed to tack stuff on.
>>696863467
Christine Chan
Total fox! Rrrawwwr!
damn ian brandon is thicc
>>696863912
This.
>>696900220
>>696867937
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bump
>>696862996
as trans as you sorry what was that?
>>696867937
This is how I know there's no god.
>>696900220
WTF
sSeriously what is happening
Why she happy?!
>>696867937
I have to think for a while. I need to consider my life up to this point to think about why I clicked on that. I'll see you robots in a few days.
>>696862996
>gf
You mean mutilated dick friend
>>696902464
>she
guy got his dick cut off
the cream cheese is the pus
