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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Dio-sama...
>>696758170
HA, you've fallen to peer pressure, or rather beautiful and great DIO pressure, your will is weak and so are you.
>>696758487
There goes my thread, desu.
Miho claimed
Claimed.
Here
where my mami at?
>>696758680
Sorry, did you want to bake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItUECpFi9_s
>>696758680
Don't worry about it, at least your waifu is greater than his.
>>696758626
Truly, I am devastated.
Best fox is here
Watching Meatballs
As someone who went to camp a bunch and was a counselor assistant, my dad and I thought it would be funny
Shizuru get
The usual
>>696758965
Your waifu is cute.
>>696758889
It's fine, I'll just call the next one.
>>696758901
But yours is best, desu.
>>696758680
Desu desu desu
Mami claimed
>>696758301
What job did you have before you lost it? Did it pay well?
>>696758428
But not too long so that you'll still try it?
>>696758435
How much should I spend to start out? No more than 60€?
still here
and
>>696758170
you will like it or hate it
>>696759191
Fine with me. How was your day man?
>>696759229
Did you make a Roblox account when you were 15?
>>696759017
That looks nothing like Chizuru, desu.
> Kongou
>>696759229
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu desu japan
....I have never, NOT ONCE, seen someone that understands THIS FUCKING LITTLE about airflow.
Where's Syndra, I need someone to tell me to kill myself because I want to after hearing all that BS.
this dead thing
>>696757229
Maybe so.
>>696757370
>>696758784
Fair is fair.
>>696758844
Right here bby :^)
>>696759289
I was just speaking hypothetically.
>>696759326
Pretty good. Tiring. Yours?
>>696759411
Just kill yourself, desu.
>>696759191
No need to mention the obvious.
>>696759425
How the fuck do you play twister by yourself and lose? Let alone die?
>>696759289
Are you wanting to get competitive?
>>696759406
Cow tits
>>696759493
You feeling better?
~~if not I could give something a feel and help you out~~
>>696759348
No
>>696759406
Moonpie again
>>696759406
Milk!
>>696759706
http://www.roblox.com/users/6665012/profile#!/about
>>696759289
I'm too tired for very tedious acts.
>>696759551
>tiring
I didn't do anything tiring, but I'm pretty tired seeing as I've been up for 20~ hours now. Just wasted the day away like usual.
>>696759700
Doctor.
>>696759706
Fluffy Hair again.
>>696759711
Milk Drinker.
>>696759711
Where the fuck have you been???
>>696759646
By being best girl, desu.
>>696759493
You show it all then i will.
>>696759411
Air flows down!
Like water!
>>696759135
Thanks, same to yours.
In a... weird, kind of way.
>>696759296
I guess I'll try it out sometime.
Anyway, why claim her? Just curious.
>>696759847
Milk <3
>>696759857
Here since last thread why?
>>696759920
She's not a murderer, don't worry. Look how innocent she is, no way she'd hurt anyone!
>>696759523
Hypothetically, huh? Well if you did have a job, I would guess it would be a kfc cook.
>>696759700
Well if Im going to play, might as well start out right.
>>696759837
Just put a stone on the key and check in every 5 minutes or so. You should be there in no time!
>>696759837
Yeah I still got 2.5 hours of work. It's great. Id die if I stayed up 20 hours but at least I have the next three days off.
>>696760023
I meant in TG, desu.
>>696759411
Syndra went to bed like a hour ago
>>696760154
Why is that?
>>696759518
how you doing bby?
THIS MCFUCK IS FLIPPING MAD BURGERS AND SHORT CHANGE ANS BASICALLY, HES NOT LOVIN IT
>>696760181
Oh i just dont post there much. I had it open earlier. But i have been in the TS
>>696760023
A best.
>>696760275
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>>696759847
How might you be today?
>>696760154
Start casual and get more into if you like it
And I'm serious about the commander bit, but learn the basic rules first
Optimism chan claimed!
Everyone make sure to drink water! If you think water is lame drink something sweet!
>>696760312
Congrats on not being deceased.
>>696760181
I'm really tired whether I've been up for 3 hours or 20 hours, so I usually stay up for the latter amount.
>>696759920
i like her
>>696760431
>Pomf
I think i fixed my truck today.
>>696760439
Speaking of wich, due to staying home and never going outside "just for fun" unless I was visitting family or a friend, my skin is very VERY pale and certain parts of my body are comparable to milk because of how white it is.
>>696760408
Killin me. I'll be in TS on Friday tho so your ass better be in there.
>>696760603
I got work from 4 to midnight most days so I'll sleep in till 9. It's great, desu.
>>696760046
If you say so.
>>696760636
Umm... okay? I honestly expected a more in - depth answer, but whatever floats your boat.
>>696760491
I'm good, just got back from the gym, how are you?
>>696760683
>inb4 you come back tomorrow and its more broken or got stolen by a nigger
>>696760310
Doing fine, bby. How 'bout you?
>>696760491
Best way to learn rules is from a handbook, or would a forum help me learn better?
>>696760752
I'm sure that's healthy. O.o
>>696760636
You can like whoever you want!
>>696760752
Try pokemon go! I know lol dank meme game but it legit got me out of the house and on my board more, it incites activity so if you wanna tan, get that hitmonchan!
>>696760891
Not really giving me a time frame.
>>696761055
>more broken or got stolen by a nigger
Well if it stalls again i got no brakes so yeah i would be fucked if i hit something. And niggers aint even mess with it. Even with a AMP sitting on the back seat.
>>696760603
I doubt Ill die anyday soon!
Im just busy is all
>>696760502
Water is pretty nice
>>696761055
Getting swol?
~~i like them strong~~
>>696761100
Honestly a few videos on YouTube are helpful
>>696761100
I also always wear long sleeves even though it's summer.
>>696761101
I honestly don't like the idea of walking around the town trying to catch pokemons on an app. Besides it happens pretty often that I meet someone I know and since I'm great and everybody loves me they usually go "O hai Anon" and I don't feel like having that happen everyday. I never wanted a tan anyways.
>>696761362
Around 10-11am east coast, desu.
>>696760986
oh well she just has similar interests and that seems like a good enough a base as any to build from
>>696761101
i am aware
>>696761678
Ill be busy doing stuff then sorry.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>696758680
Because no one else was baking.
>>696760185
No i didnt.
>>696761823
Eh I'll be on all day anyways. Gotta catch up on 7 days to die with the crew. We're starting a new world, desu.
>>696761678
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU AND ANOTHER DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU. GUESS WHAT? DESU! DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU MORE DESUS DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
MOTHER FUCKING JAPAN SHIT.
>>696761664
Well as long as your taking care of yourself anon, you do you!
>>696761450
Psh dying. Tell me about it.
>>696761362
Use children as speed bumps to slow down.
>>696761554
Trying to at least.
>>696761554
Got it, thanks.
>>696761664
Not too common that I see that. Wouldn't it get sweaty?
Gonna go take a shower real quick, I'll be back.
>>696759700
I'm finnnnnne.
>Wew that's lewd fran.
>>696759876
Hmmmm.
I would if data didn't prevent me from doing so.
>>696759551
Thanks Bongo, finding the bleach now.
>>696759894
Mizore, tell me, which AC set up seems better? They're both shit, but one is objectively lesser shit.
>Right: AC is on my table, blowing the hot air into the other half of the garage while blowing the cold air straight at me, kept in by shitty sheets hanging up
>Left: AC in the door way, blowing cold air at my general direction, with the door wide open to have the hot air from it blown out
>I couldn't be assed to do any better than this
>>696760185
It's kk, Kongo got me covered.
>Makoto
>>696761922
You can bake this ass, you Slav.
>>696761988
You seem mad. Calm yourself, desu.
>>696762098
>>696762235
>>696762098
I'm not gonna lie, I thought the arm was a dick.
>>696762221
I gotchu fam. Bongo always here to help, desu~
>>696762325
That would be a pretty weird dick.
>>696761100
we are watching some crazy child soldier movie on the stream called beast of no name or some shit. Its pretty intense 3d movie night imo
>>696762324
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>696762224
No thanks.
>>696762202
Only if I go outside for a while, I like heat but to be honest I prefer when it's a bit cold. I just love long sleeves.
>>696762049
I don't. In fact my diet is horrible and since I'm jobless I don't exercise either, I don't look fat but my legs are actually lang whale worthy, at least for a man I have a nice ass to compensate.
>>696761922
Then why u no post?
>>696761976
Yeah i may not be done till like 4pm est. Also weather permitting.
>>696761765
Ok, a bit underwhelming, but a reason is better than none.
Honesttly, at first I thought about claiming Shygal as a little joke in my head at first, but the more I thought about it the more I just thought she kinda fit me so I just rolled with it.
>
QOTT: Name a better manga than Oyasumi Punpun.
>Protip: You can't
Oh, and Shino is the stream on?
Hello friendos
>>696762711
>
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/UA3dzVE.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>696762633
I was getting my weekly shot of cancer.
>>696762499
It wasn't a request. The bongo orders you.
>>696762633
Should be fine. Who knows, maybe I'll be asleep from crying, desu.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqQ9pXjPLKg
>>696762175
I did seen a bunch of nigger kids on bikes. Like 2 on one bike.
>>696762202
No on a land line or wifi what are u doing?
>>696762869
MMmm cancer
>>696762870
Head pats
>>696762747
Fattest Waifu on legs
>>696762868
>>696762967
Nini shiro.
>>696762175
That's good, I'm trying to get into otter mode
>>696762181
The main difference between formats is which sets of cards to use, but commander is a bit different with different deck building rules and a few different rules of play. And also meant to be played in groups instead of one on one
>>696762202
That's good to hear
~~are you going to punish me for that?~~
>>696762651
i could go deeper but rather not. yeah she is interesting to look at dont know if she has any story or anything
>>696762982
Head pats are always accepted.
>>696762967
Oyasumi, desu~
>>696763040
I'm just saying Jojo's bizarre advanture is the best manga for the following multiple reasons
>It has Dio
>Its ok I guess
>>696762868
The fact that I never noticed their hair are pallet swaps of each other infuriates me.
>>696763001
>Fattest
>>696762711
yeah bro its 3d movie night tho so we wathed back to the future and now were watching beast of no nation.
>>696763284
Even with that gif I would've never realised unless you had told me.
That's great.
>>696758487
Akame <3
So i found an interesting show, it involves
>A cruel girl with black hair
>Busty rich blonde
>A guy everyone fears
>A crossdresser
>A loli Nun
>A loli weeabo
>and a scientist who gets excited about rape
And none of them have friends
Japan is a strange place
>>696762559
Congratulations, you played yourself.
>>696762221
>Both are shit
Correct!
Right is less shit because you have a mild seal between your two sides. You want cold air on one side, warm on the other also the warm side should be blowing out air hotter than the surrounding air, or it won't cool the other side. If you put an ac in the middle of a room it wouldnt work. Split that room, and one side would warm while the other cools.
>Tl:Dr get the cold to blow into a sealed space/box/tent, hot doesn't matter unless it warms your cold space.
>>696762982
Mobile data!
>>696763158
Hanako might, she's really pervy.
>>696762747
Sup Emi.
>>696763466
Autocorrector problems.
Sorry
I know, I've played Katawa Shoujo. I know yer body very well. Ya ain't fat
>>696763491
I will go there. Give me a few minutes
>>696763773
Get T-mobile its unlimited
>>696763773
Not only that but I typed "advanture" instead of "adventure" on another post, I'm screwing it all up.
>>696762559
meant for>>696762181
>>696763188
Yeah no story or whatever, but I honestly can't think of any waifus I'm interested in claiming, and I feel like a Shygal would just be that girl who I would legitimately date if she was real.
>>696763798
Hey! How's it goin?
>>696763909
>Good cause I'll come at ya.
What's up? how's it going?
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>696762870
The bongo has no power over me.
>>696763746
Just give the fucking name ye cunt
>>696764136
Id be worried about what was underneath the mask
P-ko all day! Love her voice in the anime.
>>696763773
Right was less shit, gotcha. I'm eternally damned to be dying of heat now, then.
>>696764348
Ehhh, could be a lot better. My aunt just doomed me to live in extreme heat for the rest of summer.
>>696764348
HA! I GET IT! BECAUSE THE IMAGE IS PHOTOSHOPPED TO LOOK LIKE SHE IS A RUNAWAY TRAIN!
THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY!
>>696763773
Aw, you use to perv on me too. I miss that
Did the fire of our love go out on us?
I'm here, how's everyone?
>>696764348
Ya can see my live like the chorus of Fried Noodles.
Yet im doind fine. 4 days without any suicidal thought. It's my Record
>>696764965
Nice rip-off
>>696764809
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thx anon for explaining it.
>>696764520
That is what you think. Little do you know I have a jogging suit controller, desu.
>>696764672
Yeah, that's a good point, in more ways than one.
But a little air of mystery never hurt anybody.
Besides, if it turns out to be a tribal thing who am I to question it?
>>696764793
I know your pain. It hit 100 today and I wanted to kill myself
>>696765058
Got start somewhere
>>696765153
Oh ya, I played a game as Bongo today. I completely forgot.
>I fucked up another Bongo at 4 km who was near full HP
>Double citadel hit
>I have proven myself the superior Bongo
>Makoto
>>696764809
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR YA
>>696765077
Nice flat chest
>>696765110
I haven't seen that much laughter since Undertale.
>>696764538
It's Fate/Kalied if you really must know
>>696765947
You got me at busty.
mandatory pics on my laptop claim
(im getting lazy)
time to music this shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHy7fLvPFBc
>>696758487
sprinted to hach two 10 km eggs on way home
>>696765947
>>696766051
Wait what the fuck is this loli shit?
I regret ever trusting anyone in the internet now. I knew I was cursed by the olden gods of loli porn.
>>696764022
I should get a contract phone.
>>696764793
>It's actually preference but from a mechanical view, yeah right is less shit.
>>696764855
Love is a strong word!
>Bad word
>>696766187
Emilia
Thought that was in the file name but guess not
>>696765854
Yuuki is pretty flat too
>>696765784
I don't get it.
I have a theory: what if Papyrus from Undertale has an Autism Spectrum Disorder. I have an Autism Spectrum Disorder myself, and I see a lot of similarities between us. We're very honest, and rarely have secrets. We're also loyal towards our friends. But when someone hurts my feelings, I feel more hurt than the "normal" person. When you kill Papyrus in the Genocide run, he still shows his happiness. I'm hope you find more evidence to back up this theory of mine. (AND BACK OFF HATERS! I'LL REPORT YOU.)
>>696766220
What did you get?
>>696766220
YYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!! Anything good?
>>696766262
Yuuki isn't a meme though
>>696766226
Oh look, the fox pulled the wool over Dio's eyes
seems you really are just a stupid sheep
