Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Reimu is bae. Avatars are meh, but I'll let it pass for best shrine maiden.
Fortune telling?
>>696757459
Hi, senpai. How you doing?
>>696757712
If you GET!
>>696757760
I've been worse!
._.
>>696758022
Sending positive feelings your way!
Reimu for President, I'm going to set it up a bit...
>>696758124
What's wrong?
>>696758022
Anon can't into GETs.
Here's a meek try.
I don't feel the magic.
Reimu is bae.
>>696758169
Thank you! <3
>>696758204
I will institute a monarchy if elected. Rest assured that the Hakurei Dynasty will bring good fortune to all!
>>696758549
Rolling for anon!
>>696757459
am i stupid to get married a second time when the first time was a train wreck?
Tell me wise one!
>>696758256
bored and ran into an unlucky streak of running into to many nihilism jokes and philosophy today.
The streak was with finishing bojack horseman which had a bit of the mentioned above, then the X-files had a bit of that out of all places then a youtuber I watch brutalmoose made another nihilism joke
I will be fine soon though.
This tiny-weiner-asian faggot again....
Go fap to your anime and leave us the fuck alone. Stop tryna act like a fucking shrink.
>>696758749
looks like anon can into 49
So since it's 49 day
49 GET!
Have fun folks, I just came to greet you all.
>>696758779
That depends... how long have you dated this person? Have you lived together for any length of time to make sure you're compatible? I wouldn't recommend rushing into a second one, but as long as you learned from any mistakes you might have made it's not like it's an inherently bad idea.
>>696758549
*Bell is that you?*
>>696758022
*So you're fine now, right?*
*Also hi everyone, sorry if i am late.*
>>696758779
Well, if you married with someone new is because they have something you like, right? Also, for how long have you been with this person?
>>696759294
>*Bell is that you?*
Bell? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about
But I want my fortune told!
So I gotta GET.
But you didn't say what.
SINGLES GET!
Tarot readings?
>>696758999
we have been together for 3 years
we both have kids from previous marriages
i feel i need to move things on with her at this stage, we sleep over at each others houses all the time and we all get on great
She is so amazing, smokes, drinks we get wasted and fuck loads
But something holds me back, experience maybe
lurking until fortune cookies are needed
>>696758827
Ah, I see. Well, hopefully we can inject some optimism into you again shortly.
>>696759294
I'm fine. Just gotta start making some more money soon, that's all.
So... I heard you've been pestering Alice again. Could I maybe persuade you to stop that?
>mrw me and my friend can't decide what to do
>>696759294
No. Not me, I usually get dubs when I try.
I don't care about dubz, I roll to get
ARMPITS
R
M
P
I
T
S
>>696759527
Maybe you're insecure about this marriage, but honestly you sound like you make a lovely couple. Don't worry and keep enjoying with her, anon.
>>696757459
Hello Lady Reimu! Hello thread! I have lurked here many times, first time posting! I love the comfyness here!
can I get a General reading if GET?
If not, a fortune cookie would be lovely!
Call me Mantis!
Nice to finally meet all of you!
>>696759667
*I was just trying to help you by making people join your thread, someone asked for a quick way to make friends and i thought that suggesting him to visit your thread was a great idea, i wasn't bothering her at all, maybe she is just tired of having me in her threads.*
>>696759527
I think it would be a good idea to live together fully for a good while, to see how the day-to-day is going to look for the next... hopefully rest of your life.
It's those little day to day incompatibilities and routines that make or break a marriage, assuming nobody's cheating or doing anything majorly wrong.
>>696760114
nice to see another non-human around here
>>696757459
Meh, I'll make one last attempt at a GET, and bounce if I don't get it.
Do or die! Rolly polly keep on rolling!
>>696759926
no i am insecure about this marriage lol
my last wife was a total bitch and cleaned me out
i know this one is different and she has more money than me so thats not an issue
i just dont know the path to take which is unlike me. I dont think there is a right path, either decision will have its ups and downs
>>696760330
The pleasure is all mine!
>>696760114
>Mantis ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "56".
extremely good luck for you mantis
meow
-meowbot
I found the thread. It's a miracle.
I'm a tad distracted (re-installing Charles so I can debug some HTTP request issues) but I can do tarot readings for anyone interested. I only do one at a time, I tend to do full celtic cross, and I write a WHOLE LOT about each card to help you better understand your reading. Mine come at a cost, though.
I'm going to start setting Reimu 2016 up now.
>>696760675
what are you talking about
-meowbot
>>696760675
>>696760319
living together is a very hard decision to try and reverse.
She has a four year old and i have two kids, i feel its either going to work out or be a total nightmare. The path is foggy from past experience also and may not help the future.
>>696760147
As I said last time, if you're going to go there, remove your identifiers and don't talk about us, please. It's not like I can make you, but why keep imposing on her like that?
>>696760114
Hello and welcome! I'm glad you enjoy my shrine!
>>696760464
Well, that's what life's about, anon, you can't be forever happy or sad, there will always be up's and down's, that's what spices life! The only thing that matters is that you two stay by eachother's side, together!
>>696760556
Thank you so much!
>>696759667
I didn't knew that Alice is making threads again.
>>696760114
Nice too meet you Mantis call me Renko I am rarely to came in this thread but welcome to thread mate.
>>696760675
Please let it happen.
>>696757459
ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD HAS RETURNED
>>696761000
no problem, seems the luck is kicking in already
So where is the chaotic thingy not I'm anon btw.
>>696761230
>the chaotic thingy not
You may need to practice your English if you want answers
>>696761000
It's best if you are unable to post an ID picture to sign off so we know who is who.
Example name to sign off
Sunpeak
>>696761230
Hello fellow Aya lover.
~MikanBox
>>696760915
*Mm, so it's as i thought, she just can't stand me, fine then, i will do as you say if you want me to stop visiting her threads.*
>>696761000
omg trips!
Hello again.
>>696761584
I used to be like you stranger. For good memories I bless you with a months worth of good ramen. ENJOY!
,ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
>>696761016
She just came back after a long bout with sickness.
>>696761000
Oh my, it seems you GOT. Here's your general reading.
>Nine of Cups
Emotional stability, a benign outlook. Inner security which radiates a general aura of goodwill.
It seems that you will have a very balanced near future.
>King of Swords (Reversed)
However, you will encounter someone who misuses his power and is capable of true evil to achieve his goals. Be careful of this kind of person, for your own sake.
>Queen of Cups
Another person you will encounter or interact with heavily.
A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.
>>696757459
-hugs rei-chan-
>>696760963
Thank you for you advice. It means a lot you took the time to answer and made me think more about how i feel deep down about her and my future.
>>696761314
Shut Up or I will shoot this gun infront of you.
>>696761135
welcome back
>>696761656
hi lewdmu
>>696762044
Your happiness is my satisfaction, anon. Goodluck!
>>696762021
Hi Ikarous.
>>696762132
what
-meowbot
>>696760675
http://www.strawpoll.me/10851399
REIMU 2016
>>696762244
stranger danger
>>696761374
Anonymous can stay Anonymous if he wants to. Not everybody has to have an identifier here.
>>696761584
I'm sorry to be the one to say it, but it seems you didn't pick up on it so I felt like I had to.
>>696762021
I'm just wondering why are you always enter this thread when Alice is done with her threads.
>>696762132
Hey Mom!
>>696762392
I feel like your lines regarding me are getting worse and worse.
Good evening. Mind if I sit in?
>>696762615
sure
-meowbot
>>696762558
She has a thread up? I didn't know
Time to troll lol
>>696762615
Who are you ._.
>>696762511
Didn't mean to be imposing. Just giving a little advice.
>Now that i got Killer is Dead to run correctly
>This game is fucking amazing
>>696762716
ow...
>>696762607
>I purr like your meow meowwww me are purrrrr meowww and purr
What the fuck did you mean by this?
REIMU U WANT TO GO DRY?
NO RUBBER
>>696762403
Silly, i told you i started posting with avatar~
>>696762615
My my, Vert!
>>696758881
*Hi Renko! It's been so long since i saw you here the last time! How are you?*
>>696762021
*I see you followed my advice to visit this place! See? As i said, no one wants to hurt you here.*
>>696762511
*Don't worry about that Reimu, i already suspected it, but i thought she was mature enough to bear my presence in silence.*
>>696762132
Cute
>>696762942
-stare-
>>696762923
By the way if the poll gets at least negative one votes, Reimu becomes 2016 president.
>>696762230
What's up chief?
>>696761000
Here's some lewd for you
>>696762998
We'll see....
Chief is an ass grabbing fuckboi.
I am jealous of my best friend's best friends. He's a great guy too. I am a jealous person in general, and I wish I could be his best friend the same way he is mine.
>>696762759
Someone that just decided to join the thread. You can call me Vert.
>>696762942
Oh look, it's a Nep!
>>696762615
oh hey its my favorite goddess
>>696763192
no you
CAN I FUCK UR RECTUM?
>>696762918
Glad to hear you're enjoying it
>>696762132
If a 3d printed gun is a spellcard, does that mean I can be a touhou just by carrying?
>>696763208
Burp it is
Can u tell me my fortune.
>>696763248
Oh hey it's my favourite generic space marine guy.
>>696763369
Burp?
>>696763278
...
...said The Bodiless Witch Who's A Bothersome Bitch. She gives you and your Waifu a curse. Roll to find what that curse is.
...
0 - Say Sayonara: Either you or your Waifu have disappeared. If your second-to-last digit is even, you dissapear. If it's odd, your Waifu dissapears.
1 - Funky Fusion: You and your Waifu have been fused into one being! If your second-to-last digit is even, the new being turns out OK, but if it's odd, you and your Waifu become a deformed abomination.
2 - Douchebag Duality: Either you or your Waifu now suffer from a split personality which will take over at random intervals. If your second-to-last digit is even, it's you that gets the split, and your other personality will be a complete asshole to your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets a split personality, which acts like an asshole to you.
3 - Threesome Threat: Either your life, or your Waifu's life, becomes bonded with someone else. If second-to-last digit is even, your life is bonded to a man. He becomes part of the relationship. If odds, your Waifu is bonded to a woman, and she becomes part of the relationship.
4 - Fourth Fuckery: A copy of you and your Waifu are created somewhere in existence. No, this isn't Keit-Ai, shut up. If second-to-last digit is even, the copy is friendly, and will either hang out with you and your Waifu, or just leave you alone. Odd, and they're out to kill you both.
>>696763199
You should ask for a tarot!
>>696763208
But of course~
>>696763464
5 - Hand Holding: Hand holding becomes the only lewd act that you and your Waifu can partake in. Better caress those five fingers good. If second-to-last digit is even, both you and your waifu greatly get off to hand-holding. If odd, it's boring shit.
6 - Ant Autism: Oops. Either you or your Waifu become on of these 6-legged cocksuckers. Even second-to-lat digit, and you become the ant. Odd, and your Waifu does.
7 - Sacred Shit: You get lucky. Either you or your Waifu becomes the God/Goddess of luck. If even, you become the God. If odd, your Waifu does.
8 - Enthusiastic Eater: Damn, either you or your Waifu become really fuckin' hungry. If even, it's you. You'll constantly need to eat, but you won't get fat, although the food has to be prepared and served by your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets the curse, and you have to make all her food.
9 - Joy. You and your Waifu will be happy until you both die.
...
If dubs, the Witch kills you both.
If trips, you kill her, and get Waifu superpowers.
If quads, you become the Lord of Magic/Curses.
Phone post cuz dag be dag. Fight me chee
>>696763248
Says the one that keeps trying touch my stern.
>>696763130
*And believe me, she would still be a perfect president if compared with the ones that are currently fighting to win that title.*
>>696763464
HOW DEEP WE WANNA GO?
>>696763489
That is far too many hats!
>>696763141
not much, just handing out fortune cookies
>>696763440
>generic
>mfw
>>696763534
i stopped you from taking salvos you ungrateful fuck
>>696763440
I meant Vert
>>696763665
>Look at the previous filename
Is this better then?
>>696762998
She is, and she probably would have never said anything about it. But why make her bear it when you could eliminate the problem easily? Everything would be fine if you just do like I suggested and don't identify yourself.
>>696762780
I just don't want anybody getting the idea that we only want special snowflakes...
>>696762615
Go right ahead! Goddesses are always welcome at shrines.
>>696763840
You have to admit that he is quite generic. It somehow helped sell consoles though!
>>696763842
You said burp.
>>696763943
That IS the top Nep.
>>696764014
This is where I take over the shrine and make everyone worship me~
>>696762998
Almost trips, anyway I'm still good just finished my exams 2 weeks ago that's why I am rarely to enter this thread; Glad to see you aster.
>>696762759
Good luck with that Ikarous.
>>696763840
What if he wanted some salvos?
>>696762923
NOT A CAT
>>696763665
>calls a truck with a shitload of hats
is this better
-meowbot
>>696764014
JUST LET ME PUT IT INSIDE YOUR THROAT
>>696763840
I KNOW that was not your motive!
>>696764354
I don't support all these hats.
>>696764354
Why would you call a truck 'with a shitload of hats'?
I call a truck a truck, and I call 'with a shitload of hats' a sentece fragment.
check еm
>>696764679
no, no really check em this time
>>696764247
Well, you do have an abundance of certain assets compared to the current god... hmmm...
>>696764750
no guys seriously this is the time i get dubs
>>696764014
*No no, relaxe, i'll do better than that, i will just stop posting there. However i want you to know that i am not doing this for her, i'm doing it because you asked me to.*
>>696763177
*If you won't hurt others they will act the same in your regards, it's that easy.*
>>696764247
This is going to be my cult Vert! Not fair!
>Filename
>>696764827
alright guys i was just joking around before this is the real one
>>696764640
Those some tig ol bitties.
>>696763358
Of course.
>>696762338
What?
>>696762558
Go away I am not your mom.
>>696763358
Yes even Marisa does that either even the little girl.
>>696763199
can i get a tarot for this shrine maiden
CAN U MAKE A PAPER CUT ON MY DICKHEAD?
>>696764904
whoops forgot to add dubs to my post
>>696764954
what?
-meowbot
>>696764247
yeah you have a point, those sales got you shares though and you already have your first recruit
>>696764320
then you can fire some at him
>>696764503
you know nothing
>>696764995
alright i give up killing myself
>>696757459
Give me some advice fortune teller.
-DOIL
>>696764247
No you didn't ._.
>>696764253
she's goooone
I'm saaad
>>696764830
People never let things go :/
>>696764933
So apparently based RNG smiles on my shitposting. Such a strange deity.
Regardless, looks like it's #OmegaTime, baby.
Hello, what's going on in this thread?
>>696765111
I advise you to check your trips.
>>696764253
*Do you know already how these exams went? And of course, i'm glad too you made it tonight!*
Too abstract and gay also satanic quints
>>696765122
OMEGA
>>696765151
>>696764756
Hey! I'm here too, you know?!
>>696764933
(I still got to recognize that's a nice pair of milkbags)
>>696764858
Never liked gods. Always so full of themselves.
If there is going to be a war to take over the shrine I'm going to be the wild card
Nep's my trademark waifu
>>696764954
>Yes even Marisa does that either even the little girl.
I can't decipher this code.
My best guess is Marisa does little girls. Which should be common knowledge, anyway.
The best assassin in my opinion.
~MikanBox
>>696757459
My brother is NEET and shows no signs of improving, yet I don't care enough or want to help him overcome this since he doesn't want to overcome this himself.
>>696765151
hostile takeover apparently
>>696757459
I really need a fortune telling right now please. Dubs get.
>>696765118
*We are talking about a specific group of people Ikarous, it is better if you just ignore them, ok?*
>>696765227
Not yet, but I hope I passed some of them.
>>696765118
You can return tomorrow if you can.
post your best memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06GhoEncLWU
>>696765316
Oh yeah, it is time,
>>696765441
1v1 me, scrub.
>>696765508
So, what would be the problem then, anon?
>>696765581
Re roll.
>>696765122
>>696764933
based RNG's blessings are upon me today. Bask in my glory, mortals.
>>696765348
16 inch cannons bringing freedom to the world, baby.
>>696764982
>Nine of Swords
Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction.
>King of Cups
A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.
>Princess of Wands (Reversed)
Honest qualities, that may turn to petulance. Someone who believes they are trustworthy, but all the time being unfaithful.
It seems you have a couple of untrustworthy people in your life, but it would better serve you to do nothing than to try to confront them.
>>696765111
You asked for advice? About what?
>>696764830
Well, I appreciate it all the same.
>>696764756
Assets are important for a goddess to have.
>>696764858
That's too bad, but the people get to decide who they prefer.
>>696765065
Those sales were quite important. I just wish my sales were doing better now.
>>696765685
You're going to love this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qclDfyIdMDk
Can you give me a fortune? That would be so cool!
>>696765118
Hey Ika.
>>696765921
Assets, huh?
>>696765458
THE LITTLE INCHLING (I FORGOT).
>>696765032
Say what again or I will shout you literally to the face.
>>696765666
Cute pic, guessing you know some jp. Also nice trips.
>>696766018
Yes, assets.
>>696766027
Ohhhhh boy Satan trips.
>>696765921
Assets, i kinda feel for Blanc. Amirite?
>>696765706
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DirtyChaos :^)
>>696765706
I don't want someone who has such a low expectation of their life in my family
>>696765842
hi wanna be my waifu?
>>696766024
HER NAME IS SHINMYOUMARU IS THAT SO HARD TO REMEMBER
>>696765842
This sounds incredibly more negative than I wished for. Calculated inaction, hnn..that sounds the opposite of me.
Thanks so much for the tarot.
>>696766024
what?
>hides in /bin/
-meowbot
>>696766285
What do I have to do?
>>696757459
Why can't I just appreciate being alone without feeling responsible for someone's happiness just because they like me too much?
>>696766206
Blanc is the most... lacking of the goddesses. Some people like that though.
>>696765666
*I'm sure everything went for the best Satan, just look at those trips, we're off to a good start, don't you agree?*
>>696766018
>>696766027
*Hi box and Seija!*
>>696766291
OF COURSE I CAME FROM OUTSIDE WORLD AND I AM JUST DREAMING TO ENTER GENSOKYO YOU KNOW THAT?
Still lurking if anyone wants a tarot reading.
>>696766526
Somebody likes you too much, and you want to be alone?
Why do you keep talking to them? And why do you want to be alone?
>>696766418
You're welcome. Sorry it wasn't more upbeat, Anonymous.
>>696766497
just say that you want to be my waifu and ill take you out for icecream
>>696766268
;o
>>696766535
Mostly lolicons though.Well, she's supposed to be the most family friendly afterall.
>>696765921
yeah they could be doing better, i blame the initial reveal
>>696766841
Hmmm...
Sounds pretty good to me. Let's go.
>>696766540
Sup Asterix
>>696766643
YOU WANTED HER AS A PET YOU COULD AT LEAST REMEMBER HER NAME.
>>696766535
How much to drink megami milk?
>>696766473
If saw your came out your surely dead.
Hoping for the dubs
>>696766540
As always.
>>696767016
I love arby and the chief
>>696766268
*Hi there! I see you the new person that joined today, so what brought you here Chaos? Can i call you like that?*
>>696766769
Lady Reimu, can I please cash in one of these gifts granted unto me by based RNG?
>>696764933
>>696765122
In the form of a "love life" reading. I've never done one of those before.
>>696767217
>>696765666
Have my Satan trips instead anon.
>>696767128
>rolls away on /bin/
-meowbot
>>696766920
People don't seem to end up satisfied with her though.
>>696767016
I take none of the blame for that. Hopefully the new consoles will boost the market share.
>>696767104
I don't think that's going to happen.
>>696767397
You can but I'm not exactly new
>>696767103
i know a couple of places to get proper icecream, wich type do you like the most?
>>696767103
Hmph, where's my Reimu ice cream date?
My little sister has been blackmailing me for half my paycheck every 2 weeks. If I stop paying her she's gonna tell a lie to my whole family that I've been sexually abusing her. I feel like I'm trapped and I can't do anything because if it comes down to it I know that everyone will take her side.
I'm in a relationship for 10 months now, the girl is my first sexual partner but I love her entirely and one day would like to marry her.
She experienced some trauma when younger which makes it harder for her to have relationships with men, as a result of this she is terrified and disgusted by my genital region. She has managed to do some things with previous boyfriends, but because she feels she can trust me, she won't even try to ever touch me.
How can I stop wanting her to perform sexual acts on me? We do have occasional vagina sex so I don't want to lose interest is sex entirely, but how can I keep her and learn to live with the fact that everything sexual is entirely one sided by me.
>>696767104
I KNOW BUT I JUST CAN'T.
>>696767506
Oh really?
Good thing I have this wish-granting mallet.
Tarot card get
my digits are unreal
>>696766753
It's not that I don't like people, I enjoy socializing. But every time I let myself get remotely passionate about someone I just get obsessed and it turns everyone away. I'd give anything to be with someone right now but it never works out.
>>696767459
Sure, sure.
>Temperance
Maturity in dealing with certain matters. A placid, balanced temperament and good outlook. Meaning literally, temperance in the sense of harmony and balance.
>Princess of Pentacles
A meticulous, hardworking woman, proud of her responsibilities. She is essentially honourable, a good administrator, but may sometimes be a little too diligent and overzealous in her duties.
>Ace of Swords
Triumph, victory and success, a rebirth and a new beginning.
>>696767897
punch her
i hope it'll work well
-meowbot
alright time to kill myself
>>696767601
*Oh sorry, i probably didn't know you were not new because i'm the one that is relatively new here, so anyway, what brings you here then?*
>>696768031
Is that a legendary item?
>>696767897
Try to get her to talk about blackmail in writing, through text or email. Screenshot it. Document everything.
>>696768040
I can give you a get-less tarot reading. I require a picture of your hand as payment
>>696767897
Jesus mate. If possible, it might be a good idea to get her to put it in writing(text, etc), and take pictures of it.
>>696767266
same, cant wait to see how the rest of the new season turns out
>>696767506
i dont blame you for that but i'll definitely be getting a scorpio when it comes out
>>696767506
Most likely for that, the demographic of her console, although there are some lolicons who buy every handheld and remake that comes out. Thoughts?
>>696767968
Therapy is the best way to go, anon. Both for you, and her, and going through this is also something extremely bonding.
>>696767897
You could record her saying such things and use it as proof. What do you think?
>>696768177
Lonely nights filled with some anxiety so I come to place like these to relax
>>696767897
This is a serious problem; go tell to your parents
about blackmailing and explain why did you sexually harassed your sister.
>>696768284
Not worth it, my hand is a very hot commodity
>>696768418
>>696767897
Or instead record all the harass you've got from you sister and show it.
>>696768436
You either understand the value, you're mocking me, or you lack the means to produce a picture. Either way, alternate payment can be arranged. What do you know of Linux server configuration?
>>696768052
My relationships have always been intense, too. I am the kind of person that puts 100% into my relationships. You and I are of the same kind.
Let me ask you this - when you fall for somebody, are they pretty much your only friend?
>>696767968
Thanks for the response, but therapy isn't an option. I have to be the one to change and accept her how she is. I've talked to her about it but fore but it only ended in a long drawn out argument where I end up h ending to apologise for making her feel bad about it.
>>696768358
I wonder if now I'll get a little sister. Or is that just reserved for little sisters?
>>696768385
Rom and Ram are fine, it's just Blanc herself that's usually the problem. What I've heard about the NX troubles me, if any of it is true.
>>696768358
John really amped up on the quality
>>696767897
>>696767897
Fucking love girls of today eh? I don't know what to tell much other then get proof of the exchange somehow and get a lawyer.
Don't bend over for this. What does that bitch have anyway in terms of convincing people about the lie? Just words?
If i GET donate to anon above me
>>696768219
Indeed, it's one of the tools of the oni, said to be able to grant any wish.
>>696768672
It is that I understand the value. I know a small amount about linux server config, but nothing that would be more helpful than a google search
>>696768389
*I see Chaos, well, if you're in search of company you cane to the right place! Oh btw, mind if i add you later on Steam?*
>>696768123
Whole buncha stuff that seems to mean nothing at the moment. The cards are indeed strange and mysterious. Thanks Rei.
>>696768436
Is this a cropped picture? Original plx
>>696767868
Waiting for you to ask!
>>696767742
Orange sherbet.
>>696767897
Oh jeez... your best bet would be to try to gather evidence somehow. If you could get her on recording saying something blackmaily, and pre-empt her by going to an authority or your parents first, maybe you could get out of it.
>>696767968
That's a tough one. CAN you be okay with that? It's something you'll have to ask yourself seriously and think through a lot before the relationship passes the point of no return (marriage).
I'm not sure how you'd become okay with it if you're not. My guess is that the best you can hope for is that you love her enough to overlook it. Best of luck sorting things out, Anonymous.
>>696768052
You need more going on in your life in general, more interests, goals, hobbies, and friends. That way you won't look at the person you're with as your life's high point, so to speak. Become a well-rounded and healthy individual first, and a healthy relationship will be possible.
~Reimu
>>696768902
*Company or just to relax obvioulsy, it's the right place nonetheless.*
>>696768976
It's possible, I don't have the original if it is though.
>>696757459
Alice reminded about this thread earlier.
Maybe I can get a bit of fortune telling? Ha.
- Cirno
>>696768385
>>696768709
Replied to the wrong post~
New thread in half an hour. I could use a break for a bit.
~Reimu
>>696768889
You're intriguing me. Exactly how much value do you place in your hand? Because you've piqued my interest in it.
>>696769187
I do fortune tellings for a price, or Reimu does them for GETs
>>696768709
Man, if therapy ain't an option, this isn't the relationship for you. Sex is generally a necessary part of a relationship, and it helps with bonding.
You can't move away from what you want cause that's not how it works, and if y'all really want shit to work out, therapy is the way to go.
>>696768724
unfortunately i think thats reserved for handhelds
>>696768814
yeah he really did, probably because he doesnt have the assholes at machinima rushing him
-MC
>>696769248
What would the price be or what GET?
- Cirno
>>696768698
This is actually really accurate, though I never really looked at it that way. I haven't dated very many people let alone ones I got very far with, but I was cut off from a lot of connections just as the result of my ignorance toward the consequences of my actions. In fact I never was able to dump my first gf until she cut me off for 2 months and she started harassing the only other person who seemed interested in talking to me
>>696768847
Where do I get it from? And what's the drop rate?
>>696769327
Then I'll just have to make everyone here my little sister instead.
-Vert
>>696769248
It is quite a nice hand. I lotion it every day it is second only to my feet in value.
>>696768418
>>696768568
That shit only works in movies bros, we've only had one conversation about this and now it's just an unspoken agreement that I'll leave the money in her room or face the consequences. Recording, hah! How would that even work? Would I just walk up to her "hey there, would you like that blackmail money in 20s or 10s?"
>>696768902
Go ahead if you Wish
>>696769266
I'm really enjoying the quality right now
>>696768709
She is traumatised for past events, a trauma is the same thing as a wound, it doesn't heals unless you treat it, anon, consider it.
~Neptune
>>696769569
Then your best bet would be to get the police involved if your family wont believe you.
Of course don't let others know about it right away.
>>696769569
Pretty Doomed!! Call a Lawyer now
>>696769525
There's only one, and you wouldn't be able to use it even if you did take it. Only the little people can use the mallet.
>>696769569
Most phones these days have some pretty good mics.
A friend of mine who has bad depression just lost her best friend and I'm really worried about her
>>696769482
Reimu does fortunes for dubs
I do fortunes for hands
>>696769550
Your feet are of zero interest to me. Name the price on your hands.
>>696769876
>>696769525
>Inb4 Broccoli/Histoire
~Neptune
>>696769499
It sounds like you are aware of the problem though, and I think that goes a long way. When you catch yourself feeling obsessive, you've gotta convince yourself to tone it down a bit.
It's a process, anon. I'm still working through it, but I'm getting better and I think you can too.
>>696769550
show feet, anon
>>696770036
more people are going to this thread >>696769588
>>696769569
Not mostly if you tell them first right away, don't let this situation happen anon just end it.
-Renko
waking up early tomorrow but I don't really want to
>>696770036
Something you could do is to be there for her, she might try to push you away, since the lost of a loved one is pretty shocking, don't blame her if that happens and just try to be supportive about it, anon.
~Neptune
>>696769525
i wish you luck with that then
>>696770357
~~* Nep-Nep
>>696769572
*Sure, i'll add you as soon as i'll get my hands on my pc.*
>>696770335
And I also forgot that don't get be scared if you're telling the truth.
>>696770661
True that
~~Nep-Nep
>>696770357
You have to do what you have to do, anon.
~Neptune
>>696769266
I will live without it if I need to, she understands it is important to me but she has other things to deal with and it isn't a priority right now. She did try to touch me sexually about 6 months ago, perhaps at some time she'll try again.
Good Night
~~Nep-Nep
>>696771056
Night!
~Neptune
>>696769802
It is difficult as she can't / won't talk about it , she says she cares that it bothers me, and I've tried understanding her, I've told her I won't leave her even if she doesn't do it, and she knows I'm here and that I love her.
I make sure she reaches orgasm every day, I use my hands, oral, toys that I bought her to make sure she feels good. Most times we don't have sex after this, and ofcourse she never touches me, so after doing those things for her I'm often left feeling really low.
>>696771297
Again, anon, that's what therapists are for. (That or she put you into chastity/cucked you :^( )
~Neptune