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frotting is extra gay, avoid at all costs
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Everything's gay, continue at full speed.
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>>696752873
i'm always down for companionship
it just happens that anyone i ever want it with is dum
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>>696753236
Stupid arrows >>696752938
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It's only gay if you come at the same time
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>>696753220
> dum
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>>696753220
Are you sure you aren't just projecting yourself onto them?
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>>696753505
whats wrong with him
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>>696753637
He injected too many chronosums.
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>>696753494
Good, I suck them off first and then wank my self last, glad it's not gay
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>>696753908
Good man.
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>>696753505
very dumb

>>696753557
No, I'm sure i'm part of that problem too. Just not the source.
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>>696754340
Maybe you just have retardar, and subconsciously seek out fucking idiots to hang around with.
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d0nt fr0t
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i'm definitely not dum
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>>696754702
No dummy, it's hotfrot
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>>696754340
>>696754596
> mfw I realise I am dum
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Evening boys
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there's a day for every number
there's a time for every slumber
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Why would capcha give me tons of signs but then tell me I was wrong when I click on all of the signs
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>>696755045
Evening Count Hunkula.
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you could be the exception


>>696754998
>>696754998
>>696754998
>>696754998
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>>696755045
Good very early morning to you
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oh good

i

COULD
be
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>>696755174
It's a machine learning algorithm which tries to predict what a certain image is/contains.

It's fun to see which things (similar in color/surface/etc.) you can make it accept even though they are bullshit.
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>>696755303
Pay for my college to un-dum me.
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>>696755250
Join my dark side

>>696755305
And to you too

>>696755303
Hey demos, seen self around lately? These gfur threads seem to appear less frequently
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remember the episode of yu gi oh where they dressed joey up in a dog costume
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do you want to be?

>>696755727
i'll pay for 1 (one) book.

>>696755799
nope
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>>696755799
Speaking of dark, man it's freaking pitch black outside
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so much thunder and lightning
a wonderful night for ice cream and sweatpants
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a-am I dum..?
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>>696756188
Is it like 3AM dark or 2AM dark?
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>>696755799
Dark side? What's your offer?
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No.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8nwTVPsMi8
you made me think of this song
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>>696756339
You should combine that with some nice frottage

>>696756423
I don't know, I'm just being creative. What is your offer?
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R
A
D
!
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>>696756404
3 am

There are like no streetlights or anything either, I could imagine jumping out the window and just disappearing
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>>696756355
ur a dum
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>>696756100
I need moar. If I don't un-dum I can't get a job for money to buy cats.
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>>696756590
love that game
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you really m-mean it?
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>>696756785
What if I don't have anything to offer? ...I can do good backrubs.

I might draw good lewds in the future.
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>>696756785
i'm fine thanks
i don't think ice cream would be fun to frot with.

>>696756866
>buying cats
oh
OH.
SO THIS IS YOUR TRUE MOTIVE.
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hey fags
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>>696757355
Hey fag
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>>696756794
Sounds very German, am I close?

>>696756958
I do like backrubs. I shall offer you some head scratches with a head scratcher in return.

>>696756962
Salty peanuts are fine too, without the frotting that is
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>>696756962
Why won't you help me?
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>>696757505
Fair trade. But I want a head itcher as well, in case I use my head scratcher too much.
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>>696757505
frotting isn't even that fun tho

>>696757512
because you won't post chat noir
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>>696757054
you're in the rimworld colony

you're married to SF and you're SHIT at being social
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wait
SF and Katia got married?
i wasn't invited
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>>696757505
Svalbard

Just kidding, it's a liitle more south than that
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What is up faggots! Your favorite blargys is here.
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a lot of my folder is femboy shit wow
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no
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>>696757752
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Brew party?
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NO.
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>>696757934
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>>696757701
not inaccurate
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domos pls
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>>696757698
I can't.
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loona pls
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>>696758330
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>>696757644
That's a hard one. I don't know of any good head itchers. Do you like sand?

>>696757698
I agree, very limited sensation. But I do like the intimacy. Any other you like?

>>696757786
Aha lol if u did u probably were the only furry on 2462 peepz. So u from the land of Knäckebröd?
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I can see SF and katia together
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:333
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>>696758153
ALL HAIL MELON LORD
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>>696758420
>limited sensation
i like
a certain type of
sensation
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>>696758380
I have chronic dum preventing me. You can change this.
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>>696758420
Land of the knockingbread yes
Yourself?
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>>696752711
But its also really fucking hot.
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>>696758420
Umm....yes, sand will do. Do I sign a contract or something? Is your dark side a club?

I hope there isn't an entrance fee.
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>>696758754
maybe I like them dum.
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>>696758955
What is a "them"?
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>>696757871
Good.
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>>696758754
I will give you... Private tutoring ;) to fix your chronic dum.
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demos likes stupid men
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So I am still out of town. So I don't have my name up sorry :c guys.
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>>696758576
Woah them eyes, now I'm guessing that sensation u like is caused by mdma?

>>696758823
I'm from the lands where cheese wheels roam free

>>696758945
Don't worry, my club is based on volunteering. So will you volunteer or suffer eternal head itches?
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>>696759441
Maybe I have a chance, hahah
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>>696759529
Well shit, I don't want that. I'll volunteer!

Wait, is this like the army or something, where the guy who volunteers always dies?
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>>696759300
What is the first lesson?

>>696759441
>>696753220
Maybe not.
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>>696759529
Is that Germany? I'm not sure where cheese comes from... Any other leads?
(Also frotting might not be fun, but a balljob is another thing entirely...)
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Demos, dont limit yourself to people who dont have intellects

>>696759537
piss off, wasnt talking to you

>>696759747
are thoes pierogies?

pierorgies are the best
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>>696759747
Lesson 1: Sitting on my lap while reciting the periodic table. Also we're naked. Learning CAN be fun!
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>>696759529
Are you Swiss?
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>>696760131
Stop me from joining in, or am I not allowed to do that?
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>>696760131
They look like cabbage and some kind of meat maybe pork. Dumpling
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>>696759699
Was that one of those rules of the universe? Wasn't that the black guy? I thought in the army volunteers get used to do some other stuff with

But hey, if u want to be my army boy I won't complain

>>696760080
>>696760380
Darn it, our national symbol is basically a cheese wheel. It's the Netherlands :'<
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>>696760570
I don't associate the Dutch with cheese
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>>696760294
Hell no.

>>696760131
Don't know.
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>>696760570
One of my aunts has a Dutch husband. It's funny when they talk to each other
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>>696760792
you should find out
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>>696760792
Rejection hurts :(
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>>696760670
Well I don't associate America with freedom >.<

>>696760829
Haha yes, a curse has been cast upon the Dutch. They'll never master a perfect English accent

>>696761005
1. Hydrogen :3
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>>696760131
Looks like pork potstickers
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>>696761209
Speaking of curse, I also had a Dutch classmate once. He would say "Hotfordoma" constanttly
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>>696760977
Why?

>>696761005
Find yourself a whore then.
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>>696761465
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>>696761209
I associate the Dutch with miss opportunities.
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>>696759204
idunno

>>696759441
i don't

>>696760131
NO
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>>696761447
Now that's just sad swearing :( Why do you know so many Dutch?

>>696761600
Like us selling New York to the Brits?
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>>696761978
Something a bit more personal. Something that I didn't go through with
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>>696760570
I've never been somebody's army boy before.

It's a funny feeling.
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New Orange was a silly name anyway.

>>696761585
OK then.

>>696761803
But you just mentioned them.
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>>696761978
It ain't that many, those are the only Dutch guys I've ever met. And I think hotfordoma sounds funny. I think I might add that to my collection
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>>696762256
i don't have to reveal all of my secrets at once do i?
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>>696761803

>>696762256
so whats new with you magoo
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>>696762360
Only the ones that you're thinking of right now.
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>>696762495
here's a secret for you
i don't actually like furry porn
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love me friends
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>>696762360
So you do know.

>>696762424
Back at home on holiday at the moment. Doing nothing but studying and playing video games.
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>>696762768
>>696762768
>>696762768
>>696762768
>>696762768
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>>696762768
I actually knew that already. Only somebody who wasn't a fan of furry porn would refrain from posting furry porn on a furry porn thread.
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>>696762851
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>>696762171
Really? How's that? Feel like sharing?

>>696762200
How does it feel? Don't get PTSD for the sake of drama, I know furries like drama

>>696762256
It was, but hey, Dutch suck at English
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>>696762851
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, I'M MELON LORD
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Nobody enjoys nor likes it really

>>696762865
ditto, whatcha studying?
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>>696753220
>dumb
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>>696763039
ur my fave babe
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>>696762981
i guess it wasnt a very well kept secret

>>696762865
i don't know what you're talking about.
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>>696762320
Haha you should, we love foreigners saying things they don't understand. And that's why I won't tell you what it means ;)

>>696762768
Haha no shit
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>>696762851
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>>696763088
I'm pretty anti-drama to be honest. I just get overly emotional and gossipy at the slightest provocation.
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>>696763256
omg

>>696763247
yeah i said it
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>>696763378
In that case I'll have to make u shut up :3
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>>696763367
Oddly fitting.
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>>696763360
Hotfordoma to you, sir :[
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>>696763367
ur my second fave

>>696763384
<3
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And everyone ignores poor blarg today.
Sadface
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I just wanted to say that whoever is filling a gay furry thread with human avatars doing nothing is a human failure.
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>>696763742
Everything I post is odd and fitting

sup?

>>696763867
You're in the top ten
Probably
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who the fuck would want to talk to somebody named "blarg"
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>>696763696
Oh you have a shutupotron 5000?

Or a dick?


Capcha tells me to select all the pies and gives me two actual pies and two pizzas. I was clueless for a full minute
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>>696764140
>>696764140
>>696764140
>>696764140
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>>696762851
no
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i think i barfed once and said blarg

>>696764052
thanks babe
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LuNa

send freklz this please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9TjCL0CjW0
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>>696764070
am I your favorite cause I complain a lot?
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>>696764002
Welcome to my world
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>>696763346
Good job at following our conversation, berk.

>>696762981
Not true.

>>696763245
New neuroscience publications and I'm revising statistics because I am poor at and out of practice with many aspects of mathematics including that. I also need to finish a breeding plan for my own strain of fly so I'm looking at fly genetics, particularly at ways of balancing chromosomes.
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>>696764070
I guess that's not bad. I'll take it.

>>696764202
you're not friends anyway go home

>>696764272
done but he's playing games rn so he probably won't even notice I messaged him for a while
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>>696764140
>>696764140
>>696764140
>>696764140
>>696764140

>>696764070
Insanely painful caffeine withdrawal headache. Took advil but it hasn't started to work yet.
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>>696764312
No. My favourite poster is me.
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>>696764478
What?
And what on earth does "Berk" mean?
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Why aren't u guys using namesync? This is so impersonal...

>>696763865
How could I get mad at that? <3

>>696764151
I do am guilty of having a dick :< Can I shut you up? :3
Hawaiian pizzas are basically pies.
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>>696763088
I went to Amsterdam last year and every Dutch person I spoke to had perfect English.
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>>696764639
>Insanely painful caffeine withdrawal headache
Jesus Christ
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>>696764758
U uhh, am I... am I flirting with you right now...? o_o
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>>696764729
Re-read the conversation if you're struggling that much.
You asked me that last night and both Tay and I gave you an answer God dammit.
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o_o
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>>696764591
thanks my dude

>>696764478
anything interesting?

Do you need help with any of the math?

And good luck with that Fly Lord
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>>696764639
push water
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>>696764758
Anytime you want bby, on the full moon or blue moon.

And if you have this dick.
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it means cunt demos
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>>696765059
Google says it means cunt
I don't appreciate this.
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>>696764805
It's what I get for drinking so much red bull all the time. Also hey did you see that a new page of OOPs (really wish it had a better acronym) came out today?

>>696765134
huh?
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i knew that kaldis i'm just trying to make chet mad
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>>696765244
Yeah I'm in the /co/ thread being a shit
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>>696763088
Longish story short, a Dutchman was gonna take my anal virginity but I backed off last second
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>>696764803
Shh I'm trying to keep the stereotype alive

>>696764994
I guess, if you hate Hawaiian pizza too?

>>696765148
Aww I don't. Do I need to let a bee sting my dick? Perhaps I'll get a knot too
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>>696765558
Yea no, don't do that. There are plenty of enhancements available for your dick, it just takes some money.

I'm down for being shut up if you promise to get the implants later, tho
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itll take more the feigning ignorance to make Chet mad

>>696765244
drink a lot of water to combate caffeine withdrawal
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it really doesn't
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