prove you're an oldfag i'll start
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
prove you're an oldfag
i'll start
What is an oldfag?
>>696731712
XD nicely trolled my le good sir
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I'm new lol
I heard you like mudkips...
>>696732819
so i herd u liek mudkipz? *
>>696731425
check my fingerbox, its in pretty good nick despite the age and still functions like new. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>696733381
>forgot pic
I'm just here for the summer
>>696731425
lol internet
probably even the guys who had seen toaster steve consider themselves as oldfags
Oldfags think they're the shit but really they are middle aged nerds with limp dicks that think kiddie porn is hilarious. FUCK YOUR TRIFORCE lol
Dsfargeg
>>696734247
>Dsfargeg
>>696734246
lol u mad
shoop da whoop
maggoty bread
card crusher
>>696733486
Dude I gotta go home and see if I can find mine! I used to have one just like it!
>>696733486
I dom geb it. Piss explearn.
>>696734977
those were really popular when they were new, it's the only one reliable enough to last a lifetime
also, nice dubs
>>696735254
lurk moar
>>696732364
i'm 12 and what is this?
>>696733042
Do you have battle toads?*
>>696732398
Only a real not oldfag will do this
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>>696735441
Pics or didnot happen
>>696735555
winGET
>>696735555
>Ctrl F
>No girgumesh
>>696732819
>>696735458
Is this the Krusty Krab?
>>696735555
Bro
>>696734460
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>696731425
>>696731657
>>696734695
My niggas
would you fap?
>>696734460
MODS
>>696735555
how2google
>>696735872
>>696735960
DAMN this niggars
DOUBLE NIGGER
>>696735543
You are the winrar
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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LOW
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CANNON
To soon
>>696736186
I was there
>>696736186
newfag detected. you fucked it up.
img is too big to upload now, but http://img.memecdn.com/long-cat-sorry-longest-post_o_1928595.jpg
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOONG
>>696735791
No, this is pattrick
puddi
BURN THE WITCH!
>>696734460
Seeking story behind this.
>inb4 newfag
itty bitty baby
itty bitty boat
>>696731425
I found my finger box the other day. Good memories.
>>696736427
newfag
I still consider myself a newfag to be ho
>>696736427
ediweunmJWUEORCF.SE,FCÑEUNRIEURCNMSÑDDSFARGEG
>>696736613
Anda y vete a tomar por culo, tonto de los cojones.
>>696736542
pics or it didn't hap
mootykins
>>696736613
Pen0r
>>696736665
suicídate.
>>696736761
>2011
>Oldfags
>>696736665
>>696736824
GONNA NEED A WALL HERE
>>696736927
Good luck building a wall around Europe.
>>696736927
a wall to protect that virginity you're so proud about?
>>696736761
not sure if sarcastic or not. on one side, you cold be an oldfag pretending to be newfag failing... or you could be newfag who actually thinks that shit counts.
![original_mudkipz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zxYFSCd.jpg "original_mudkipz[1].jpg")
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>>696737036
Maybe that will protect you from sandnigras
>>696735938
That's a trap
>>696736152
Hey spray tanned faggot nice blow doll
This place is filthy!
Let's clean it up with some Dial brand soap!
>>696736526
I don't believe it
>>696731425
I can remember when TV was only in Black&White and the remote was tethered to TV via a cord.
Also, remember when a McDonald's hamburger was 18 cents - and they didn't taste like shit
>>696731712
a term newfags misunderstood and now think its somekind of wow title achievement reward
Cockmongler.
>>696736665
Estúpidos españoles, odio este país.
>>696737077
I've been here since 08, I genuinely cant think of anything before puddi. I'm pulling a blank
>>696737167
HABEEB IT
TWINKIE HOUSE
>>696735986
where's the sequel where he fucks the cat in the butt tho?
>>696737409
españa país de pandereta
a cat is fine too
>go to imagefap.com
>search "lolita"
>??????
>PROFIT
>>696738003
old, but good stuff there
>>696738003
this kills the man
>>696737410
that's because 2008 was the year of cancer. you are the cancer that killed /B/.
>>696738230
>>696737077
>>696732364
Stop posting demotivational posters, they are dumb
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html
>/B/
gd 1 faggot
>>696738332
the original thread killer
why did we switch to spiderman again?
>>696738402
Hey that aint cool man, pedo bear is instant 4chan classic. Dont mix me in with the other guy.
>>696738332
>Rule 41
Youre all a bunch of candyasses
>>696738402
I remember when memes were spread here from YTMND and somethingawful
Good times.
>>696736613
Oh Hai it's candlej
>>696738948
> anti aliased /b/
> nothing else uses AA
hmmm
>>696739303
newfag
>>696739303
That's not how the candlejack meme works you fucking cu
>>696739012
zozzle XD
I walled into the bathroom
>>696739457
IMMA FIRING MAH LAZO
>>696739722
Newfag
hai guize whats going on
>>696739933
>400 x 400
it checks out
NEDM
Ash Ketchum never had a girlfriend, Ash is gay.
>>696740050
my man
I remember harbl
>>696740050
brundlepenis
>>696731425
>under 50000 stardust
>claims oldfag
> top kek
>>696740920
LOL XD nicely trolled my le good sir! XDDD
>>696741202
>tips fedora
>id heaven
7
>>696738493
Seek and you will be found.
>>696731425
Toaster Steve
>>696736185
God yes
Hello my name is Dan.
>>696733486
Dude. Mine has four holes. My dick is small enough and sometime I put mine in one of them.
>>696736185
Is that you A nun e moose?
Desu?
>>696742589
>Dan
Sinks please
Nooooo
>>696744867
Oh shit
>2008/09 memes posted
>People accepting this as "oldfag material"
Jesus fucking christ being gen 2 newfags doesnt make you oldfags
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>>696742847
thats not how you use a fingerbox. are you retarded?
>>696734619
I is
>>696735555
Fucking witnessed
>>696735555
>>696736152
>>696735555
>>696734695
>>696734460
>>696731657
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>>696739503
>>696739722
True oldfags. Respect, /b/rothers.
Why has it taken this long to acknowledge the infamous Cockmongler!?
>>696732364
>Proving your an old fag by showing the pedobear.
I discover 4chin 3 weeks ago...
And above all : FRENCH FAG.
Baguette de pain camembert mon bon monsieur.
I think we get it, anon..
BTW im in the second 5%.
And also va bien te faire enculer par un zèbre.
Avec du sel et du gravier.
>>696737355
My mistake, dubs checked and cockmongler acknowledged. Try to use a pic next time. Here's some happy negro to make up for it.
>>696736613
Candlejack is bullsh
>>696736613
Not realising that you have to say candlejack before the text sto
>>696744056
oh fuck i forgot about the sinks thing!
>>696735555
I would argue, but dem quads...
i wish i could, but i am too busy looking for my lost ipod
>>696751028
you should an hero
>>696751089
there was only 10 pages before you autist
I might have dicked down my fingerbox.
FUCK YOU DONT JUDGE ME
I am not. I am newfag or cancer. Cant really remember.
anime wallpapers....
Oh god what have i done...
>>696752700
>2007
>newfag
>>696744867
please kill yourself, man.
>>696748919
Too old.
This was old when i started back in 05
Even i dont know the story
>>696736613
>>696739303
not sure if newfags or baiting
consider me trolled i guess
>>696754714
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
>>696731425
cat memes should suffice
zippocat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj1GFLtQ1mwv
and kitler
Only been here for a year, but I'm pretty familiar with the scene.
Anyone remember Rose/Rosetint?
>>696757082
pickle surprice!
(´･ω･`)
>>696757123
KEK
>>696731425
It was sad day when he dieded
i herd u guiz like
>>696757530
i remember how sad /b/ was that day
>>696757610
youtube poop is old to you?
>>696757677
spend 2 seconds on google and think about how retarded you sound
also newfag confirmed
You created us, you'll never get rid of us, this is our home, faggots, all hail the first cancerous memes
>>696758073
this is when the average age of a 4chan user dropped significantly
>>696757971
spent 2 seconds on google, yeah its a meme that gained traction around the same time i noticed it. 2006 isnt old unless you're really young.
>>696758387
>thinking "oldfag" means that the user is old in age
>implying oldfags can't be in their early-mid 20's
>not realizing 2005/2006 was when 4chan was still in its infancy
>meme arrow
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>696758745
so you want some sort of credit for having spent time on a site? why havent you killed yourself?
>>696759149
>come into thread dedicated to old memes for nostalgia purposes
>shit it up with my newfaggotry
>tell someone to kill himself because he proved me wrong
you sure told me anon
>>696758745
2007 was peak 4chan
>>696759820
peak content, not peak traffic afaik
Put an oldfag thread on /b/, it usually takes a crane to get it out.
>>696760010
we need these threads to remind us why we haven't abandoned this shithole yet
>>696759928
content is what's important.
traffic just means more normies. this place used to be the home to the scum of the internet who were banned from SomethingAwful.
>>696760343
best content was late '05 through late '07, project chanology was the beginning of the end
>>696760343
No one even checks dubs.
>>696759798
nostalgia over memes?
i feel nothing but disdain for memes when i look back. they're retarded fads that im glad died out.
if you love memes so much why arent you on 9gag?
>>696757096
obvious bait
>>696760706
How the fuck is that bait?
>>696733486
man i got a new one... with 6 holes. its pretty crazy. made out of carbine fibre.
>>696760543
agreed, the media attention wrecked the place. went from being a secret club of weirdos to a major website that every 13 year old suddenly knew about.
>>696735555
been a while since i've seen this. bringin on those feels
>>696760668
"stop liking things I don't like"
this is the true birthplace of memes my friend.
>>696760886
still can't believe people still think Anonymous is some kind of organized collective of people and not just random hackers adopting a name
>>696739012
i miss spiderman threads
hands free fapping
>>696735724
>thinking Girugamseh is old
>not going full desu
>>696760600
I'm checking you, anon
>>696737167
HABEEB IT
I was around when the Grifter first got uploaded.
>>696734977
You'll need a crane to get it out
>>696731425
Been here since 1923
>>696760543
> late '05 through '07
Like the Andy Milonakis Show
So you guys have have a copy of battle toads?
Sage goes in all fields
Desu desu lol
Do a barrel roll
>what a fucking waste of time
>where did my youth go?
>>696739012
good times man.
>>696731425
It's been nearly a decade since I've seen this meme. Jesus christ. I'm glad someone remembers.
>>696751402
>New avatar
>New
Fuck off, newfag. We know he's back. [ALUMINUM NOISES]
Ninetails was the 9mil get. bye newfriends
>>696736186
why do people keep saying that this was too soon? this was a hilarious fuck up that happened a long ass time ago...
>>696751843
This one's better
im a little drunk but bear with me:
-kill yourself
-do it faggot
-/r/ - Invasion with the bee dicks
-moot is a faggot
-bring back snacks
-I AM THE CREATOR
-ZONE the hentai shit
-DSFARGEG
-WRRRY
-DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
-holeguy
-i heard u liek mudkipz
-tits or gtfo
-that one touhou mcdonalds shit
-you're a dork
->>green text
-when these stories aren't shit
-millhouse is not a meme
-the old /b/ was better
-SAGE
-SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
-the new /b/ is cancer
-dubs have been the death of us
Lolol rare pepes
Theres my contribution. Remember pepe?
Wooow the ammount of peopke who think theyre old fags etc... ive been here a year and a half sooooo...i guess you could say i know my shit;)
>>696766323
Fuck off drunk normie with your recent shit
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>>696761911
>Personnel
>>696762272
Me too. And I was here when Candlejack first
>>696766428
Really...
>>696737138
Newfag detected
>>696734460
>banned for dsfargeg
>>696735543
Remember lion cash?
>>696735543
If u see one get in the car
>>696736152
Lmfao I love that there's still variations of this spreading around.
Post the pics from the memorial raids.
>>696736613
Candlejack will never be a meme, stop tryi
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>>696731425
that was a scary moment in time
>>696769517
Allow me to show you how its done
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>>696731425
>The surgeon
>>696749270
un zebre?
>>696750581
>oldfag
>posting shopped version
that 4 is so bad guiz
>>696760543
>project chanology was the beginning of the end
this. so much fucking this
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>>696771145
captcha was the final nail in the coffin. ruined so much fun
>>696765894
man it's too fucking soon okay give us a break
anyone here for pudi pudi,
>>696731425
OP here I suck cocks
/b/ porn was better back then
>>696731425
The only fags are in the tranny section
>>696772410
Yep, we kept it clearly legal back then.
>>696736613
Oh shit! Is that Candlejack? I haven't seen him in a lo
>>696773212
your average /b/ post from 2006 would get you permanently banned in 2016
>>696773466
Remember the CP outbreak of 2007 some good old times
>>696736874
It's been half a decade anon.
>>696773466
Yeah, I'm not quite that far back but around 2008/9 things were still fun, albeit shit in a way as always because it's /b/ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY less traps too.
>>696772973
Anybody got more of this set?
>>696771580
It totally changed the site, that's true. Even keeping a thread alive now if you start one can be a bitch and just not worth it
>>696734460
BAN
>>696731425
The game
You just lost
teh rei
>>696736613
Candlejack was fucking stupid then, and it's fucking stup
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>>696773466
Thats true.... those were Golden times
>>696769595
Isn't funny how he had that heart attack I love how we just ruined that little girl's life it was fun
>>696733486
Is that a authentic fingerbox?
>>696736665
Fuck off Pancho!!!
>>696731425
Free cp
Get it Wednesday
I remember when Pepperidge Farm used to hang on 4chan.
>>696773728
Only ever seen CP once. That was in 2015.
Well started checking /b/ when combo threads were a thing and people actually posted cats on caturday.
>>696776108
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Hey Illegals,
My name is Donald, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rapist, terrorist, Mexican no-lifes who spend every second of their day bringing in drugs and crime. You are everything bad in the country. Honestly, have any of you ever paid any taxes? I mean, I guess it’s fun mooching off of social services because of your own laziness, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Hillary.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm the Republican Presidential nominee, and starter on my wall-building team. What sports do you play, other than “take American jobs and rob and shoot and steal”? I also get straight $$$$$$$, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Mexicans who should just deport yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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