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BERT IS TELEPORTED TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD AFTER EATING THE RED

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BERT IS TELEPORTED TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD AFTER EATING THE RED KEY!

WHAT WILL BERT DO NOW!
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>>696716788
takes a nap
checked
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>>696716788
eat the previous thread.
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>>696716788
wake up from his dream about the gigner girl
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>>696716788
EAT THE THREAD
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>>696716977
WINRAR
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>>696716788
Eat himself
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Teleport back to forest with horny black lion
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Eat 4chan
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>>696716788
Acknowledge his own dubs. Smile

Then shit out a door
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>>696716977
YES FUCKING WINRAR
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>>696716977
I think we did it.
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>>696716788
Bert commits suicide.
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>>696716977
WTF IS WRONG WITH BERT
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>>696717077
WINRAR!
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>>696716788
EAT OP
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>>696716977
winner

also, this thread is weird to read, especially since my name is Bert
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>>696716977
OP DELIVER NOW
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>>696716977
>>696717066
>>696717144
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>>696716977
Bert ate the thread and now there is nothing... he is floating in space... what will bert do now..

>inb4 eat space
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>>696716977
Wouldn't that mean that Bert would be brought back to the room he was trapped in?
I mean think about it.
Without those commands, it becomes altered and since he didn't do anything during that time. He ends up with the key again.
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>>696717263
eat space
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>>696717202
Bert is Kek's propher, Kek appears in a burning kush
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>>696717335
ohhh shiit
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>>696717263
takes a nap
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>>696717263
eat the space french fries
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>>696717263
eat space
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>>696717392
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>>696717263
if bert doesn't eat a hole in the galaxy causing a wormhole, op is a fag
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Realizes it's all a game and wake's up In a huge computer room and programs his on paradise but messes up and goes back in time with his family and then develops depression and gets a drinking problem
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>>696717263
Eat himself.
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>>696717263

Put space up his butthole.
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Bert no
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>>696717338
Roll
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Bert teleports to hell where satan with his 80 inch wide cock is about to kill bert with his cock
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>>696717263
eat himself
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>>696717263
Eat the space and create a black hole
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>>696717263
Bert becomes Earth
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>>696717444
WIN
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>>696717263
Eat the sun
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>>696717263
Eat the safe
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>>696717465
Roll
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>>696717455
winrar
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>>696717455

WINRAR
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>>696717263
Bert has a vision of Lord Kek
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>>696717465
Reroll
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he eats this thread

>>>/s4s/4638100
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>>696717485
Nope just trips
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Reading this thread when your name is Bert is a hell of an experience
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>>696717515
Roll
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>>696717477
Oh shit
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Bert sucks his own dick because he is lonely
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>>696717263

>>696717465
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>>696717576
Roll
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>>696717602
rolling for this
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>>696717715
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>>696717452
Thissss
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>>696717722
Winrar
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im out boyz someone continue the screencap
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>>696717263
eat those yellow things
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>>696717789
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>>696717602
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>>696717889
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>>696717452
Thisssss
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>>696717444
Bert takes a wickedly radical nap, dude!

But uh oh!
Aliens with unknown intentions have discovered him! What will bert do? This is human kinds first contact with alien life. How will it play out? I fucking wonder.
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This thread is art
Thank you OP
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Bert eats god
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>>696717444
>>696717455
>>696717477
>>696717722
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>>696718003
He eats the aliens
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>>696718003
EAT THE ALIENS
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>>696717833
someone better be fucking capping this the whole way through
any of you fags doing that?
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>>696718003
Eat the aliens
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>>696718003
takes another nap
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>>696718003
EAT THE ALIENS
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>>696718103
Roll
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>>696718003
eat the aliens
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>>696718003
EAT OP
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>>696718129
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>>696718103
>>696718107
>>696718127
Literally the only logical answer.
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>>696718003

Sticks the aliens up his ass.
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>>696718003
eat the alien
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>>696718003
eat the aliens
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>>696718003
Aliens penetrate berts stomach just to find out everything bert ate falls out and bert is back at home
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>>696718255
RARSOFT
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>>696717833
>>696718117
I've got all of the caps, in a better theme, and will cover. Don't worry.
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>>696718255
winrar
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>>696718255
WINNER
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>>696718003
They weren't actually aliens. Bert is a Death Star
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>>696718255

WINRAR
>>
>>696718003
Bert eats the aliens along with space.
But uh oh! Bert is starting to feel constipated
>>
>>696718003
He befriends the aliens and they go to a space bar but some douche nazi with a spacesuit tries to.kill his new friends.
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>>696718003
EAT OP!!
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>>696718003
Bert lights a match and sets the aliens on fire, then proceeds to eat them after
>>
he tries to eat this thread

>>>/s4s/4638100
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>>696718388
Kek
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>>696718345
Where? ;-;
>>
>>696718403
Thissss rerollll
Check em!
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>>696718471
teleports to this thread
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>>696718403
Roll
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Bert checks these dubs and finds himself growing a third arm to check every repeating digits for the rest of the moment
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>>696718403
Rerollllll
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>>696718255
roll
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>>696718681
>>
>>696718622
FUCK LMAO
>>
>>696718681
This
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>>696718622
>>696718471
Yes OP go to this thread
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thats why i still come back
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>>696718403
Rolll
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>>696718681
Rolling
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>>696718712
It already got dubs nigger
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>>696718681
Quads
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Is OP an hero? I screencapped the whole other thread and am probs gonna do a compilation soon if anyone cares (seems like that shower I wanted to do gotta wait)
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>>696718255
BERT SHOVES THE ALIENS UP HIS ASS! THE ALIENS ARE NOT PLEASED BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, BERT IS HAPPY!
BUT UH OH! NIGGER IS BACK WITH THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!
A GUN

WHAT WILL BERT DO!?
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>>696718899
Lel dub dubs
>>
>>696718991
takes another nap
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>>696718565
I'll make a thread with the cap once this dies.
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>>696718991
Eat the nigger
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>>696718991
Bert becomes constipated
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>>696719083
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>>696718991
EAT NIGGER
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>>696719105
KEK
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>>696719083
>>
>>696719023
r
>>
>>696719103
Roll
>>
>>696718991
Shoots that aliens back out as a high speed projectile
>>
>>696718991
Check these dubs
>>
>>696719105
reroll
>>
>>696718991
eat a hole in the fabric of the universe to escape
>>
>>696719083
re
>>
>>696718953
I got it, don't worry.
>>
>>696719105
Roll
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>>696719083
rer
>>
>>696719224
Rollllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>696719224
Roll
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>>696718991
converts to islam
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>>696718991
Bert takes a long hard look at his life and how he has gotten to where he is. He decides though he feels happy now, he wants to feel happy every day. Bert decides that it is finally time to settle down with his true love...the nigger with the gun, so he pops the question.
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>>696718991
THE NAZI RETURNS WITH THE ULTIMATE WEAPON
A FURNACE
>>
>>696718991
Bert farts so the aliens shot out of his ass killing the nigger
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>>696719300
Ding dong we have ourselves a winnar here
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>>696719300
winrar
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BERT EATS BERT
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>>696719311
Winarrrr
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>>696719322
winrar
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>>696719322
>>
fuck the nigger
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>>696719322
holy shit wtf. Perfect.
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>>696719300
>>696719311
>>696719322
>>696719444

kek
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>>696719300
>>696719311
>>696719322
OP DO THESE THREE ALL AT ONCE
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>>696719521
OP YOU BETTER DO THIS
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>>696718991
eat gun
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>>696719444
holi fuk
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>>696719521
>>696719601
OP
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>>696719521
Yessss! Op please
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>>696719300
What would happen if Bert became constipated?
Would it be a combination of what he ate or just genuine shit?
>>
is someone still keeping a screen cap of all this? This might make to be a legendary thread and I am happy to have shared it with all of you
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>>696716788
>>696718899
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>>696719521
rroooolll
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>>696719675
>>696719098 says he's capping it
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>>696719675
It's absolutely B a S E D
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>>696719675
Yes, and it's 62 pages of images.
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>>696719521
rololol
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>>696719799
Wasted dubs
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Become an hero
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>>696719922
WE GOT GOOD DUBS
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bert wakes up next to the girl

he loves her
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>>696719322
Bert takes a moment to think about his life. The decisions he's made... the stuff he's eaten... and he knows it's time to ask... the question. He proposes to the nigger with a gun. Nigger with gun is taken back at first... but... after calming down he answers with a heart felt yes.

Bert and Nigger with Gun are now married.

Nigger with Gun also shot the alien, which will spark a galactic war between niggerites and ayy lmaos.

Dubs decide what happens next.
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> tfw this is just a dubs thread with a guy drawing stuff
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>>696720166
I got dubs, bert builds a space ship
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>>696720166
nice dubs, what about these?
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>>696720107
He eats the nigger and shits uncontrollably
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>>696720107
They become an hero
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>>696720107
They make a sex tape, upload it, and get a T.V show
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>>696720107
Find out that Bert has ayy lmao ancestors, is thus torn apart from his lover in the war
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>>696720107

Bert reveals his ties with the KKK, preventing intergalactic war by hanging the worthless nigger from a tree.
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>>696720107
They have a friend chicken feast on the distant planet of KFC
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>>696720298
REROLL
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>>696720344
Winrar
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>>696720344
WINRAR
>>
>>696720107
bert wakes up from a nap to find that bert is trapped in a room with a portrait, grass in a red vase, a table and a fucking door.
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>>696720166
winrar
the world collapses to op drawing a bunch of shit in mspaint
the thread is over
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>>696720107
Bert becomes pregnant, lactates and drowns the universe with tit milk
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>>696720290
Nice try anon
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>>696720107
Should've done this OP>>696719521
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>>696720344
winrar
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>>696720425
Fucking roll
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>>696720455
Dubs say all
DO IT!!
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Here comes berts arch nemesis RedditBro453
On his moms iPad
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>>696720425
Rol
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>>696720399
WINRAR DOS
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>>696720557
Kys
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>>696720557
Le nice maymay redditbro
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>>696720425
Rolling this
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>>696720557
OH SHET NO
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>>696720527
Reroll
>>
>>696720557
He ceases to existence due to NOT BEING RELEVANT
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>>696720622
WINRAR TRES
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>>696720344
Huzzah
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>>696720344
kek winrar
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Hey, made a small compilation. DId OP even post in the meantime?
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>>696720585
Rerollimg
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>>696720107
Bert and Nigger with a gun decide to go to local florist to start looking at possible table arrangements for the wedding. However a fight breaks out between them. Niger with a gun demands it be a spring wedding and wants Japanese pussy willow. But Bert wants it to be a fall wedding, and wants aster
>>
>>696720760
why do people still use yotsuba
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>>696720870
Because it's the default and I don't like to always change it once my cookies are deleted.
>>
alahu akbar
>>
OP please make Bert take a shit already.
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>>696720870
Because it's default and looks nice...
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>>696720344
Bert fucks Nigger with Gun and the sex tapes goes viral so NBC picks them up for a reality show about sex and alien slaughtering. Both go on to live lives full of fame, fortune, and drugs.

What will Bert do now that he has made it big in the TV Bizznizz?
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>>696720760
your compilation is pretty bad tbh

let me do it
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>>696720760
>OP never makes Bert wake up and wank over his ginger friend
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>>696721144
bert wakes up from a nap to find that bert is trapped in a room with a portrait, grass in a red vase, a table and a fucking door.
>>
>>696721213
>>
>>696721144
>>696720425
>>
>>696721179
r
>>
>>696721144
He eats his money and himself so that he can make a Ducktales intro
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>>696721255
FUCKING KEK!!!
>>
>>696721255
Kek
>>
>>696721294
This
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>>696721144

He joins his brothers in the hood.

Together, he and the KKK lynch the nig.
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>>696721255
WINRAR
>>
>>696721255
Welp dubs checked
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>>696721255
ITS GONE FULL FUCKING CIRCLE
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>>696721144
During the TV show Bert accidently eats nigger
(Also making a new thread might be a good idea)
>>
the game.
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>>696721255
Bertception
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RedditBro453 pulls out his baby dick and pisses all over this less superior website!

Dubs decides where he teleports to next
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>>696721632
To the cutting room floor.
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>>696721255
Bert awakens in a room with a red vase with grass, a portrait of the mona lisa drawn perfectly, a fucking door, and a table.

Bert feels... empty inside... like he's missing something... but he doesn't know what...
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>>696721727
Eat the door
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>>696721632
not cool dude
>>
>>696721632
To the gas chamber
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>>696721727
Bert eats the door
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>>696721727
cum on portrait
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>>696721727
eat the door
>>
>>696721727
eat the door
>>
>>696721727
eat the door
>>
>>696721727
smoke grass
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>>696721632
He teleports into space where he proceeds to suffocate and die, thus proving how non-canon he is
>>
>>696721727

He remembers his lost lover, and hangs himself.
>>
>>696721776
>>
>>696721776
>>
>>696721727
eat the door
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>>696721776
Roll
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>>696721727
Eat the fucking door
>>
>>696721727
Bert cums in vase
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>>696721727
eat pumpkin
>>
>>696721727
He eats the door
>>
>>696721727
Bert eats the door
>>
>>696721922
WINRAR
>>
>>696721727
Bert eats the oor
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>>696721922
Kek
>>
>>696721881

rolling for suicide
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>>696721922
rar
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>>696721144
THEY BOTH EAT OP
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>>696721727
eat 'em
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>>696721990
slowpoke
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>>696721922
winrar
>>
>>696721922
Winrar
>>
>>696721776
roll
>>
>>696721922
What are we in, the fucking Twilight Zone?
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>>696721922
Check em
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>>696721727
EAT THE PUMPKIN
>>
>>696721632
To Bert and take a shit on his favorite Lego set
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>>696722077
WINRAR!!!
>>
>>696721727
EAT THE DOOR
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>>696721922
Then eats himself
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>>696721727
EAT OP
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>>696721922
THIS FUCKING THREAD I HAS GONE FULL
CIRCLE
>>
Rolling quads for Bert sucking his dick
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>>696721922
>>696722077
A WINRAR IS YOU
>>
Quits get
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>>696722245
nice mid trips?
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>>696722208
>>696722209
>>696722245
>>696722256
>>696722274
>>696722304
fucking retard
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>>696721922
bert eats the door, feeling like by doing so he will solve this emptiness inside. Alas, he eats it and something happens. The door opened while he ate it and from the other side nigger with gun came!

>Bert! I've finally found you! Please come back to Earth with me. You've been captive here for two whole threads! The Ayy Lmaos are gonna kill you if you dont come with us!

HOW DOES BERT REACT!
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>>696722077
winrarr
>>
Autofellatio
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HE FUCKING WAKES UP AND DAYDREAMS ABOUT A FUCKING GINGER GIRL HE LIKES
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>>696721727

eat the fucking door

plus take some lsd
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>>696722386
He eats the nigger
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>>696722386
NEVER EAT THE PORTRAIT
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>>696722386
he didn't eat the pumpkin, faggot
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>>696722386
eat the nigger
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>>696722373
You wot
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>>696722386
brt buts the grass in his butt
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>>696722386
Eat the portrait
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EAT THE SAFE, BERT
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>>696722373
>>>696722208
>>>696722209
>>>696722245
>>>696722256 (You)
>>>696722274
>>>696722304 (You)
>fucking retard
kek
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>>696722386

He strings the nignog up on a tree and watches him die, taking pride in his race,
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>>696722386
Bert reacts by declaring "eat it" a meme.
He does this by spawning a pc and sitting ON (literally) the pc
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>>696722386
Bert says hell naw nigga
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>>696722471
re
>>
>>696722386
>>696722572
Reroll
>>
>>696722611
WINRAR
>>
>>696718991
Shit aliens on nigger with the power of 1.000.000 suns.
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>>696722514
also bert ate a pumpkin
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>>696722600
was replying to nice mid trips
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>>696722386
He pulls out the red key and puts it into the safe behind the portrait
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>>696722611
>>696722611
>>696722611
>>
>>696722611
winrar
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>>696722611
Winrar
>>
EAT THE NIGGER
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>>696722572
Rolling again
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>>696722680
I LOVE YOU
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>>696722680
Eat the portrait
>>
WE NEED A NEW THREAD
>>
This was a good thread, op was not a faggot today
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>>696722796
Reroll
>>
>>696722796
Roll
>>
>>696722680
Unlock the safe with the fuckin red key
>>
>>696722999
Winrar
>>
>>696722999
WINRAR
>>
>>696722999
HE DID IT AGAIN
>>
>>696722999
trips dont count faggots
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RedditBro doesn't know what dubs is do he decides to just go to space and die

The only thing that will bring him back to life is bad memes and trends!
>>
>>696723203
Maybe THIS will
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>>696723213
kys
>>
>>696723213
Bert brings redditbro back to life just to kill him himself
>>
>>696723213
HEy derp
>>
>>696723386

>>696723386

>>696723386

>>696723386

THE SAGA CONTINUES!!!!!
>>
>>696722999
Reroll
>>
>>696723385
reroll
>>
>>696723213
Poker face and dabbing is nice my bro
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