This is Bert. Bert is trapped in a room with a portrait, grass in a red vase, a table and a fucking door. Help Bert escape this horror.
Dubs decides what Bert does.
>>696707839
eat the door.
shoot up a gay bar
>>696708866
open the plant
succ on the portrait
>>696708866
first post winner
>>696707839
Smoke the grass
>>696707839
eat the table
>>696708866
Our fucking hero ate the fucking door. Now there's no fucking door. Great fucking job.
Next dubs decides what our fagg- I mean hero does next. You fucking failures.
>>696709352
Eat the portrait
>>696709352
eat the portrait
>>696709455
kek
auto erotically asphyxiate himself
Smash the vase and cuts his throat
>>696709455
There was a fucking safe behind the painting. Fuck..
Next dubs decides.
>>696709873
eat the safe...
>>696709873
Eat the safe
>>696709873
Eat the Safe
burt looks around the house for windows
eat safe
>>696709927
>>696709932
Eat himself
Shit in plant
>>696709999
My god..
>>696709999
SHIT
>>696709999
top kek
>>696709873
he wears the vase on his head, making it so that he cannot eat anything anymore
>>696709999
yeeesssss!
Rubs ass on carpet cause he has worms
>>696709999
witnessed
>>696709873
eat the table
>>696710248
re roll
>>696709999
This thread kek
>>696709873
He masterbates thinking of his wife then he opens the safe and busts a load unto the plant makes it grow through the roof
>>696710337
Reroll
i think Op has abandoned thread he couldnt take it anymore
Shit out a blood red sky and shit clouds
>>696709999
save this thread it will go down as the fastest ever solved bert
>>696710562
we won!
We ate the door, portrait, and himself...
glad to be a part of this wild ride
Somebody screencap this shit
come on OP don't let this thread 404 before you update your pic
This fucking thread
>>696709999
sorry for the delay. MY father is what some call a massive faggot.
Bert ate himself He's in stomache acid now. What the fuck did you faggoots do. Vore is bad. Fuck you.
God damn first faggot now Bert.
>>696711157
eat his stomache
>>696711157
Eat himself again....
>>696711157
Drink all the acid.
>>696711157
open the door
>>696711157
Look behind the portrait
>>696711157
eat himself again
>>696711157
Eat himself create a rip in time so he can escape the room and end up somewhere else....
>>696711157
Eat the portrait
>>696711458
Reroll
>>696711157
Eat the plant
>>696711458
Rerolls
>>696711458
Reroll for this
>>696711157
Eat through the stomach lining.
>>696711157
Check pockets
Eat the plant
>>696711458
Kek.reroll
Eat plant
>>696711157
Eat his way out
>>696711458
This 100
>>696711458
This
>>696711458
rolling
>>696711458
Rolling for this shit.
>>696711157
Eat door again.
>>696711770
This!
>>696711157
Frank eats his way out of the stomach
Jerk of Into his stomach acid and see what happens
>>696711770
Rolling for this
>>696711458
Rollllllllllllll
>>696711770
this
EAT THE FUCKING SAFE, BERT
>>696711944
There we are.
>>696711944
Kek just pure kek
>>696707839
Break something in half, then push it back together, making it whole. Crawl through hole. Winrar
>>696711458
Thissss
>>696711770
Rerolling for glory
>>696711944
winrar
>>696711770
right lads
>>696711458
Please dubs for this
>>696709999
please include me in the screencap
Everyone dies the end
>>696711944
He jizzed into his stomach acid and through a chemical reaction a door appeared.
This is fucking retarded. Bert suddenly comes downs with a severe case of autism.
Dubs decides what Bert does next.
>>696712492
eat the image
>>696712492
he eats the door
>>696712492
eat the door
>>696712492
He eats the door
>>696712492
Art
>>696712571
re-roll
>>696712492
Bert decides to magically make a group of niggers enter through the door and rape his butthole
>>696712492
eat the door
>>696712492
take a nap
EAT THE FUCKING SAFE BERT
>>696712582
>>696712573
>>696712571
Rolling for hive mind glory
>>696712492
he opens the fucking door.
>>696712492
>>696712560
reroll
>>696712492
Eats himself and creates a rip in the time space continuum that leads out of the room
>>696712492
Eat his dick off
>>696712492
takes a nap
>>696712492
slams his head against the wall and kills himself
>>696712571
>>696712573
>>696712582
Rolling again
>>696712716
Reroll
>>696712492
Cease to exist
Eat the door
AGAIN
>>696712492
He eats the door with a bit of his own jizz to add flavor.
>>696712492
It's simple, we eat the door
Bert gets out of his stomach through the door, duh.
>>696712492
Bert opens the door and escapes
>>696707839
Bert inspects the portrait closely and realizes it's a perfect copy of the Mona Lisa drawn in MS Paint by OP.
>>696707839
He looks in the mirror
He sees what he saw
Grabs the saw
Cuts the table in 2 halves
2 halves make a whole
he jumps through the hole
he wakes up and realizes
the game
kill himself
EAT THE SAFE BERT
>>696712716
Please this
>>696712571
if kek is real, he will give me dubs
re-roll
>>696712888
WINRAR
>>696712771
rer
>>696712492
He combines both unleashing a power light that makes him almost be knocked out.
fly to the moon
>>696712888
The portrait makes him hungry.
He eats it.
>>696712888
Finally
>>696712888
Fucking moron.
eats door again
>>696712888
CHECKm
This thread is fucking amazing.
Bert opens the door and finds himself inside a pyramid
>>696712492
Eat the artist
a nigger comes in and they fight
>>696712888
What a minute, WHERE DID THE PORTRAIT COME FROM?
>>696712955
WINRAR
>>696712492
Strolls in down to the tattoo parlour.
>>696713133
Shieeeeett
puke the door and open it
>>696713133
Bert rapes the nigger
I think metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty is a good game
Bert opens the door and he's inside a foggy dimension.
>>696712888
I'm gonna kill myself.
Bert remembers the portrait he ate and realized it was a perfect recreation of the mona lisa drawn by his creator, Grand Faggot OP. He compliments the fucking picture. By doing so he gains super powers.
Will Bert give into his Pika and/or autism once more or will he actually open the fucking door. Find out next time when dubs decide
>>696712492
Like a caveman to a stick to a fire, he combines his autism, his piss, and his cum into a giant penis.
Amen Bert.
>>696713133
can't wait
Bert blows up because autism.
>>696713401
eat portait and door again.
>>696713455
Winrar?
>>696713401
He uses his power to create a portal back to the beginning of the thread
>>696713401
He eats the door again
>>696713401
Bert gets digested into poo and shit out.
The nigger turn out to be chill, they start to smoke weed.
>>696713566
>>696713455
i was rolling for this > >>696713133
>>696713587
This
>>696713587
This rerolls
>>696713401
He eats the door spits out what he already chewed.
He combines it with his piss and cum to become a penis.
>>696712841
Rolling for this
Bert has diarrhea and starts shitting uncontrollably.
>>696713566
winrer
>>696713566
holy fucking shit
>>696713455
Winrar
>>696713401
Bert watches the livestream of OP's suicide on Twitch.
>>696713133
-pokemon music plays-
A NIGGER THAT BERT ATE EARLIER APPEARED AND PUNCHES BERT!!
WHICH ATTACK WILL BERT USE!
TACKLE
PISS
EAT
OPEN DOOR
DUBS DECIDE
NIGGER
Bert gets his ass BLITZKREIGED by germans
Bert is tired of your bullshit. He escapes reality through a portal and wanders into infinity and beyond...
>>696713853
EAT NIGGER, PORTRAIT, AND DOOR
>>696713853
Eat the nigger
Break door with vase
>>696713888
WINRAR
>>696713853
Eats the nigger and the door.
Bert will shit on the nigger.
>>696713853
Bert playfully wiggles his butt towards the nigger and the nigger begins anally penetrating him
>>696713853
rape the nigger
>>696713401
He sprinkles his jazz on the door and the door turns into a living breathing hot lady shaped like a door!
>>696713888
THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>696713888
check em
>>696713888
HOLY SHIT
>>696713888
>>696713853
A magical turkey drumstick appears and bludgeons the nigger to death.
Bert eats it
>>696713853
Bert doesn't have any more PP!
Bert used struggle!
Bert got hit by recoil.
Bert fainted.
>>696713977
Winrar
>>696713977
WINRAR
>>696713853
Lynch's him
At this fucking rate op won't be able to even deliver
This fucking thread...
>>696713853
He asks the nigger to fuck him and he agrees.
>>696714174
It's B A S E D
>>696713888
He kills himself and become a ghost that eats little kids and can make then into poop which can dance and sing.
>>696714252
toasting in epic bread.
>>696713888
OH SHIT THE GERMANS HAS COME IN! DUE TO THIS THE COMBONATION BETWEEN GERMANS, NIGGERS, AND AUTISM CAUSED A RIP IN SPACE TIME TELEPORTING THEM ALL TO A DESERT!
MY DICK IS MADE OF POPCORN
DuBs DECIDES NEXT MOVE
>>696714327
This is like something my little cousin would say wtf
>>696714554
eat hitler
>>696714554
takes a nap
>>696714554
He eats himself.
>>696714554
Bert falls into quicksand and through it is a jungle
>>696714554
He joins the KKK, and he and the Germans begin looking for nigs to lynch and jews to gas.
>>696714554
eat sun
>>696714721
rolling for this
He eats his hands so he can fly
>>696714671
EAT 6 trillion jews
>>696714554
Bert quickly knows what to do!
He eats himself.
bert gains the power of nazism, accepting it as a religion and later preaches it to the people of afghanistan
>>696714721
reroll
>>696714554
He hangs them on a unusually high cactus (the cactus Is tall and high on weed)
>>696714672
rer
>>696714554
he realises he is gay
>>696714866
WINRAR
>>696714554
Eats the Germans
>>696714866
WINRAR
He kills himself and nigger eats him while nazi is fucking him
>>696714554
Bert eats the sun.
>>696714554
Earth gets hit by asteroid. Only Bert and 2 ft long German dick remain.....
Suddenly, bert gets a seizure and dies permanently.
>>696714554
He asks the based God for help
>>696714959
dats kek, reroll!
>>696714866
Wunrer
>>696714959
definitely this!
>>696714959
Roll
>>696714554
Why the fuck is the germans retarded dick attached to anHero?
i like totally can't even....
>>696714866
THIS THREAD, also dubs
>>696714959
rerolling
Bert goes to pride 2k16 and gets shot by nuggets and joins kkk
>>696714554
eat the sun...
>>696714497
Breading in an epic toast
>>696715189
1 off, fucking shit
>>696715155
>66
>11
>55
checked
>>696715155
>>696714911
>>696714866
This is getting screencapped right?
>>696714959
reroll but nazi also transforms himself into duck
>>696715253
2 off, fucking shit
>>696714866
BERT ESCAPES THE NIGGER AND THE GERMANS BUT NOW HE IS FACE TO FACE WITH A HORNY LION WITH A THREE FOOT DICK!
WHAT WILL BERT DO!?
>>696714554
An interdimensional rift occurs and the entire German forces of WW2 appear. Bert studies his ancestry and finds out he's a jew. Bert and the nigger barely escape with their lives
>>696715279
I screencapped the first few things, but not more.
>>696715327
eat the dick
>>696715327
Try to pleasure them both at the same time
>>696715299
0 off, fucking shit
>>696715327
fuck lion and eat his dick
>>696715327
eat the dick
>>696715327
He puts on a white hood and hangs the lion from a tree, having failed with the nigger.
>>696715327
Rips a hole in space time and causes the thread to go back to the beginning
>>696713566
I can't even
If this was a movie I'd watch it
>>696715499
two dubs in a row, we are winrar!
>>696715499
Does that count?
>>696715327
>Berts exciting adventure
>he meets with a lion who is horny
Fucking furries.
He goes back to the place where he got trapped.
>>696715106
Am I seriously the only one that noticed this?
BERT EAT THE FUCKING SAFE ALREADY
>>696715327
fucks the lion in its dick hole
>>696715572
Roll for this
>>696715327
takes a nap
>>696715633
HOLY SHIT
>>696715633
WHOOOO
Poop everything he ate out
>>696715572
Roll
>>696715499
doesn't count
Bert eats the lion and himself so that they came both have "privacy" ;)
>>696715633
>>696715733
dubs confirm dubs op you motherfucker
>>696715795
why wouldn't that count, cuz I didn't type roll? I call bs
>>696715397
Yay I'm in the cap
>>696715633
this fucks up the otherwise perfectly fine storyline
>>696715829
Big big knock kncok
He breaks the vase and uses the shards to slit his throat. Hence escaping his bleak existence.
Scream "succ"
>>696715327
eat himself again
I'm fucking crying in here...
You autistic niggers create fun out of nothing
>>696715633
BERT EATS A SAFE THAT ISNT THERE! THIS SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF THE LION WHO FUCKS OFF! BUT BEFORELEAVING HE REWARDS BERT WITH A RED KEY!
DUBS DECIDE!
>>696715633
The based God cried from the clouds he ate the safe that he handed him and popped out a shotgun and killed the lion
>>696716115
...eat the red key
>>696716115
Bert shoves the red key into his butt, opening a portal to spaaaaaace
>>696716115
Eat the key
>>696716115
Throw the key at the lion and eat himself.
>>696716209
reroll
>>696716115
EAT THE KEY YOU FAT FUCK
>>696716115
Eat key
>>696716115
Bert eats the red key
>>696716115
Bert eats the key
>>696716115
bert unlocks the tree
>>696716209
rereroll
>>696716115
He shoves the key up his ass
>>696716115
Uses the red key on a time machine he finds and teleports to begging of thread
>>696716255
WINRR
>>696716115
unlock the lion with red key
>>696716115
He then eats the key, which unlocks the safe within his stomach, revealing the ultimate weapon
>>696716115
Bert shoves sand in his Weener for pure satisfaction purposes
