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Post your deep and darkest secrets
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A female friend came over really drunk a few years back and passed out on my couch. She was out cold and luckily for me wearing a skirt. I slipped her panties off and ate her freshly shaved pussy for a good 20 minutes before slipping her panties back on and going to sleep
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I was upset when Shasta McNasty was cancelled and started a letter writing campaign to UPN begging for it to be renewed.
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I think that there is nothing wrong with being Jew
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>>696681953
Did you ever get to the white creamy filling?
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>>696682913
no, she moaned a few times but nothing more
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>>696681415
I never reply and my mother never dies in her sleep.
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I jerk off in front of a couple of old guys. They give me beer and cash. Fun times.
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>>696681415
I fucked my sister and ate out my dog when I was younger.
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>>696683418
underrated comment
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>>696684641
It had barely been rated yet
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total perv for my sis in law.go into her room smell and jack off into her dirty panties (mostly thongs), recorded her showering and now wank over that alot
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I've wanked in front of and cummed on the faces of 3 of my close friends partners while we've all been with our respective partners.

The guy's don't know though obviously, at least I don't think so
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>>696683418
overrated meme
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>>696683993
U guy or girl
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Stole my friends moms panties when she was home.
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>>696683418
>>696684641
>>696685637
Samefag
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Im in an incredibly great relationship and in the past year Ive gotten in great shape. The only reason I got in shape was to have sex with older lonely women with low self esteem. I dont hate my current partner, but monogomy is her life blood, and my sexual urges expand beyond anything she can "try and work at".
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>>696686095
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>>696683418
You've done it now...
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I spy on women through their windows and record them showering/changing. I also cum on their wall outside their window.
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>>696686460
Prove it.
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>>696684195
sex is sex
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>>696681415
I clean up after myself at the gym.
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im voting for Trump unironically
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Im the number one pot dealer on my island. No im not from hawaii
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>>696686526
Im a greedy fuck with my creeper vids so this is all you get.
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>>696687071
more
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>>696681953
I discreetly roofied my ex at a college party. She was fucked by like ten dudes that night. To this day, nobody knows who roofied her lol.
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>>696686160
So in other words you're a selfish sack of shit that can't supress their urges for the sake of another. Your greed will see your ruin. I swear it
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>>696686160
You're a peice of shit.
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i bump dying threads
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>>696689337
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Was mannny years ago but when I was 16 I took the v of my sister's best friend who just turned 11 a few weeks before
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>>696681415
>Be me in 7th grade
>Was homeschooled for five years prior
>No social norms
>Watching some film
>It's about a slave family
>Film says 'nigger'.
>Teacher asks a question concerning the slave family
>I answer the question and called the family 'niggers'
>EveryoneGasp.wav
>"Is that not what you call them?"
>mfw
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>>696681415
I think hitler did some things wrong
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my work is a revolving door of losers

whenever a new girl shows up that i can tell is a slut, i like to taint her lunch if she brings it to work.

easiest way is if they bring a soda can to work and leave it in the lunch room fridge. i will watch her put it in so i know which one it is and where, then later in the day, i will make a trip to the break room but before hand i will dig my fingers into my ass crack and coat them with my sweaty ass funk, then open fridge with clean hand and proceed to wipe my fingers all over the top and rim of her can.

later, at lunch i like to sit and watch her drink her soda with my ass aroma touching her nose.

i exist
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I jerk off in front of hypnotized people so that they don't hear/remember
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I stole my friends gf and then get bored with her.
Never again
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>>696689811
how did u got her to fuck
pls give advice
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I have a British girl in my basement lol.
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>>696690005

So it was you
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>>696690983
Pics or it didn't happen lol
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I once killed someone
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>>696682044
Holy fuck! How do you live with yourself?
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>>696681415
I got turned on when my girlfriend saw my friends dick by accident.
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>>696686095
lmao try again
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>>696691570

Cuck confirmed
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>>696689932
Lol
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Was supossed to go to court today, fucked up the date and I thought it would be some other day. I am having a lawsuit against me for 8000$ in "damage compensation". I honestly fucked up by not coming I think and will probably not win the court hearing. I am having the court hearing moved to another day after a week.

Feelbadman.jpg have been feeling like shit all day
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>>696681415
My girlfriend accidentally gave a complete stranger a blow job once.
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>>696681415
Me and my family share an incestuous relationship at home but outside we try to be normal.
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Jesus Christ is my nigger.
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>>696690951
patience and lots of it. there isnt really a set formula. you have to give them all of your attention, make them feel special. Tell them they are pretty, funny, buy them things. I know it sounds cheesy but it's the fastest way to get a girl to like/trust you. Dont force anything or move to fast, she will let you know if it's time. I made out with her countless times before she was comfortable to taking it to the next level. same with oral, i didnt even try to get her to let me fuck her, i waited for her to make that decision. Fucking her for the 1st time was best moment of my life, even though the sex it's self wasnt good.
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>>696692377
>accidentally

She tripped and fell mouth first on an erect dick and accidentally finished it?
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>>696692593
They could have been in a dark room with other people, anon,
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>>696692377
Story?
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I trapped my neighbors cat years ago and threw it in my basement, then brought my dog down to annihilate it.

I also throw rocks or shoot my .22 at any cat in my backyard
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>>696692377
"accidentally" lol That's a really bad fuck up, how tf does that happen?
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>>696692789
Khrone approves
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>>696692763
I was just fishing for the story
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My sister had her 15 minutes of fame once and posed naked for a magazine.

I fapped to it.
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>>696692593
>>696692764
>>696692870
>Be me.
>Take girlfriend to go eat wings at this ghetto bar near campus.
>Delicious wings for really low price.
>We're University students so we're broke as fuck.
>Cheap wings is already a dream come true.
>Only downside is the place looks like it's some drug joint.
>Eat wings anyways.
>Finish eating.
>We both go to the washroom to clean up.
>Male and female washrooms right next to each other.
>Go in.
>Bathroom is so small.
>Can barely see anything as well, lighting is dim.
>One urinal and one boxed toilet stall.
>Want to take a shit but some guy is in the toilet.
>Wait for a minute or so then change my mind. I'll just shit at home.
>Do my business and take a piss at urinal.
>Suddenly hear the guy start to moan softly.
>He's groaning now.
>Sounds like he's having the best shit of his life or something.
>Weirded out as fuck so I quickly wash my hands and leave.
>Go outside to wait for girlfriend.
>Ten minutes pass by, what's taking her so long?
>Look at the washroom waiting.
>Even the guy moaning in the toilet finished and left.
>Five minutes later she comes out.
>There's a huge grin on her face.
>She seems happy.
>We walk for a bit back to campus.
>She looks at me with this big smile.
>'How did you like that blow job?' she asked me.
>What blowjob...
>'The one in the washroom? Through the hole?' her smile quickly drops.

Turns out she gave the guy in the washroom with me a blow job by accident. Apparently the female washroom only had one toilet for one person so she assumed it was the same on the male. She thought I was the only one in there so when she saw a dick go through the hole, it must have been mine.
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>>696691570
sauce on this??
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Got kickbacks from vendors at my old company.
>funded a long coke addiction
Never got caught
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>>696693160
kek
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>>696693160
Holy fuck, anon.
Well, I was kinda right. It was a dark room.
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>>696693160
Entertaining story, thanks anon
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>>696681415
I fucked my best friend's gf. They fought because something stupid, she came to my place crying and we shared some beers while talking.... She ended giving me head. The worst part, this was 3 months ago and we keep fucking on regular basis
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>>696693160
Lmao that sucks anon
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>>696693160
So I'm guessing she swallowed then?
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>>696681415
I ripped the tag off a mattress.
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>>696693711
I'm calling the police
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>>696693527
You know you're not a really good friend right?
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>>696693328
>>696693384
>>696693389
It may be funny for you guys but I was actually flipping shit when she told me.

>>696693607
I see what you did there. Nice pun.

>>696693628
Yup. She swallowed it all...
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>>696693711
MODS!
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My mother passed away and my dad remarried her sister and had another child. My 'half brother' is also my 'half cousin'
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>>696690983
a few years ago i would've believed you
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>>696685547
me too
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It's not really deep or dark, but it is somewhat of a secret that when my nieces stay with me we sometimes shower together. I dont force them or anything but i dont stop them if they want to. I dont molester them either.
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>>696693711
SICK FUCK!
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>>696681415
I eat my boogers sometimes, been going on since I was probably 4 years old (19 now).
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I had a relationship with a rural Norwegian woman online for a while. She was a paedophile and into bestiality, gore, etc. Had a cute daughter as well, so she would tell me all sorts of fucked up shit.

I miss her sometimes. Elisabeth.
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>>696693778
>>696693823

I ripped the tags of their mattresses too.
>>696694111
Sick trips. Check em.
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Female worgen feet that stick out from under a purple robe
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>>696693801

Should've broken up with her, careless mistake
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>>696690005
Ive done that too. I have female friends come over and sometimes they bring starbucks. They leave their cup in my room to go to the bathroom or something and I dunk my dick in their drink (usually a cool sweet drink) and then quickly cum in their drink. When they come back I record them drinking it. Later on in the night I cum hard to the video.


I also exist.
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>>696689947
I think Hitler did more good than bad and should be honored as a hero.
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>>696693801

How badly did she react when she realized she swallowed a mouthful of some random dudes jizz? Was he a gross looking dude?
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>>696694471
Im not the storyteller, but i think she knew all along
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I'm a massive faggot and I can't stop.

>to the point where i wanna do hrt
>constantly seeking out someone to treat me like a bitch

What do famalama?
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>>696694826
Post ass for me
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>>696694954
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>>696684195
Nearly same for me. I fucked my dog and ate out my sister when I was younger.
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>>696694986
Spread.
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>>696690983
Why the fuck would you want that? I'm English an most of our girls are fuking hideous.
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>>696685637
it's summerfags having fun with eachother meme
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You know the "reply to this post or your mother will die" meme. I'm the guy who kills the mothers of those who don't reply.
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>>696695355
I'll have to take more when I get home from work
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>>696695535
You have a kik?
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>>696695659
yeah, sillygirl349
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i was banned from an online chat room. now i have created a new account and am slowing gaining trust and credibility through a fake, but very professional and nice persona. Soon, I will be awarded moderator, in which I will be a very good and loyal moderator. Once they bump me up to "manager", I plan to start slowly banning members one by one, at late times of the night when no-one is around, until their whole member base is gone. Nobody will suspect it's me.
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>>696686715
Oh no
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I was banned from 4chan for posting zoophilia contents.
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>>696690983
Wouldn't be surprised if you're telling the truth...
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>>696695999
Checked
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Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
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Gf found her nudes on here. Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex, she tells me some things they did
Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
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Now, I'm trying to repair some Futanaria torrents.
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>>696695495
Kek
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>>696696594
I think, you're sad now.
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>I flashed my dick to the swimming pool... it was late and here there's never too much ppl in water.
>That evening there were noone only 1 girl and me plus the female attendant watching us, so I pulled it out and continued swimming.
>None noticed it but it made me a very hard on.
> Best part when I swiftly came out of water from the ladder just in front of the attendant's seat and started drying off my face with my towel, pretending my costume accidentally dropped without acknowledging it: I showed my semi-erect to that attendant for the whole trip to changing room too.
> She looked at it firstly with a totally surprised and shocked face, then waved goodbye to me with an uncommon grin for her cold habits, without saying a word about my semi-erect dick totally out in front of her face.
> I think about this often, still not sure if I should have played it better to dig on her reaction better... especially to understand that grin.
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>>696695770
Whats it called??
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>>696696919
all those 6's and 9's, wouldnt u like to know?
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>be me
>sophomore in high school
>always thought I was doomed to be a completely numb person with no feelings
>then I met... let's call her klara
>At the time Klara had a boyfriend
>boyfriend happened to be more than an acquaintance but less than a friend to me
>Find out that the school is trying a new schedule
>4 classes one day, other 4 the next and Thursday we have every class for a shorter time
>turns out in total I have 4 classes with Klara
>"well fuck, might as well try to be friends with her"
>we start talking more and more
>find out we have similar interests, same dark humor
>we also have good differences that keep things interesting
>fast forward about half the school year
>she starts talking about her relationship problems and what not
>says he doesn't walk her home or love as much as he used to
>asks me a couple of times to walk her home
>say I can't for the first times but finally I give in and walk her home
>This goes in for about half a month
>she texts me late at night one day
>"anon I don't know what I should do, blah blah blah"
>me being dumbass tells her that she should break it off
>"maybe you're right anon"
>this was on a Friday and she doesn't texts me for 2 days
>Monday, walking her home, she hasn't said anything about her bf
>fuck it, I finally ask, So what happened klara?
>we're done and I decided to never get back with him and take a break from dating for a short while
>that day she invites me in her house and I find out her parents are almost never home
>we play some mkx and then I go home
>on the way home I think,"Holy shit... I'm gonna fuck this girl"
>no other way this could end or be avoided
>I've always been there for her and supportive and it seemed like we were perfect for eachother
>maybe 2 weeks pass of playing mkx with her
>out of fucking she asks if we could cuddle for a little bit
>think to myself, this is the ultimate level of friend zone, cuddle her either way because I still felt bad for her break up
Anyone care for part 2?
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I'm 30.
I'm an engineer.
I don't earn a lot of money.
My car is 16 years old and didn't repaired it in one year.
Didn't have a girlfriend during 5 years. Didn't have sex too.
My phone is 3.5 years old and nearly broken. Not enough money to replace it.
#FML
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Sometimes I buy some chocolate and other sweets, go home, chew and spit them into the toilet, never swallow, because I don't want to be fat.
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>>696697903
do hard fitness EVERY day as a lifestyle, eat healty during breakfast, lunch and dinner.... and eat double the amount of the chocolate you spit without problem. Trust me anon.
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>>696697264
c'mon
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>>696698278
Thanks anon
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A few years ago I forced anal on my gf.
She didn't want to but I did it anyway.
A couple of weeks later I got shitfaced and passed out.
I woke up tied up face down on the bed with a gag in my mouth.
She spent the entire day alrernating between moving her stuff out and fucking my ass with a strap-on.
When she was done she cut one of my hands free and left.
I ran into her last year at a bar.
After a couple of drinks she told me how much it turned her on.
I said the same.
Now we meet up every month
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>>696681415
I drugged someone so they couldn't testify at court.
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A have 28 and still on /b
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>>696695495
Fuck
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>>696697264
Hurry up faggot
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>>696697903
The ultimate warrior used to slice a piece of cake, smell it and just throw it in the trash
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>>696695495
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>>696696761
maybe she was just waiting for you to put it in her mouth. And you left. Awww c'mon......
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>>696686715
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>>696696594
I secretly wish he recorded them fucking, as it turns me on so much thinking about watching those videos.
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>>696686715
now in webm version. real /b/ cancer.
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>>696693135
share, please.
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>>696696594
Post nudes of your gf and pretend we're doing all the fucked up shit we say.
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>>696694759
She saw an erect dick right near her face and get down on it.
Mistake my ass. Slut alert!
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>>696700577
>View from the back
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>>696700094
I'm thinking about that too.
Can't get that grin out of my head, and cannot replicate without being obvious.
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>>696693801
I can bull. any girlfriend can recognize their boyfriend's cock. either visually or by how it feels.
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>>696700694
Give me tits and pussy you fuck. My dick is 9 inches and I gotta estimate how bad I'd stretch that shit.
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>>696701049
Don't have anymore on me sorry
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>>696681415
I accidentally taught my sister how to masturbate when she was 5 and i was 7
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I am a bi-dude...and have sucked over 100 cocks...and fucked over 100 women.
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>My cousin asked how a cock looks like when she was 8 and I was 9 during summer holidays.
>I started describing it and she asked to see it.
>Went in the bathroom, let her see me while pissing (I still remember her curious face near my little-boy penis) and told her it is common for to shake it a bit after finishing.
>She grabbed it and told be "cool! can I shake it?" and shaked it so hard it really hurted me a bit.
>We never talked about this until few years ago, when remembering our childhood and summers together she called it "the first cock she has ever seen and touched"
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>>696690983
Prove it.
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>>696697264
part 2
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>>696686715
thats some effort
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>>696685547
Post pic of her
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>>696692547
Story?
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>>696693174
Alina Li, teens love huge cocks
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>>696697264
I'm waiting for a secret
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>>696681415
I fucked OP's mom twenty years ago..
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>>696693135
Link?
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>>696701189
You do, please share. Or go to archives. moar of that beautiful ass, EU ?
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>>696693160
>She didn't recognized it wasn't your dick

4/10
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>>696691394
WITH THIS THUMB
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>>696700694
dat ass. from ?
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>>696683418
keep not replying...
You'll see one of these days...
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>>696681415
I pirate music of bands who really need the money from their music/merch
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I had sex with m'y sister when i was young
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As soon as her fiance leaves for work tomorrow, I'm going over to fuck the shit out of her. The
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I had my cousin suck my dick when I was 10 I forgot about it and she brought it up now she's saying I raped her but she said ok to the bj but it was all before I knew it was wrong
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>>696707818

Do you even ENGRISH?!?!
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>>696708070
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>>696697264
Go on.
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>>696694382
I dont believe. Post those videos
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>>696708246

Thanks anon. It will be a good idea for you to communicate with pictures from now on.
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>>696681415
I was gay for 5 secs.
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>>696709256
sex*
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>>696695770
>implying they don't keep records of this kind of activity precisely because of this reason.
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>>696693801
i feel really bad for you anon, i am rustling my jimmies right now, fuck that bitch man
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>>696686715
pls
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>>696694410
He literally did nothing with effects more lasting than the time it took to rebuild the buildings. Germany turned into the bitchboi capital of Europe (just like in the interwar period), European power continued to decline, and Jews are still rich and powerful.

He did nothing and affected nothing.
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>>696694118
that's very deep
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I was throwing my ex-gfs baby up in the air. I catch her high and hold her and say "a sacrifice to the blood gods, the blood of the innocent"

What was I thinking being with some bitch with a kid.
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I caught my mom crossdressing in my clothes after coming home from college a day early. Was not expecting that at all and it was an awkward moment for both of us.
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>>696694187
Story?
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>>696695999
Thats funny
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>>696681415
I've been pissing in sinks for the past 2 years.
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>>696694187
how old was the daughter, and how fucked up did it get?

Why did you stop contact with her?
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>>696686715
ok
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>>696681415
I pee in the shower. Oh and I raped a fat girl once on a vacation trip.
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>>696697264
Part two please, your story has caught my attention...
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>>696697264
U fucking suck
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>>696699181
Sick ass foo
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>>696687687
Why?
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>>696695728
You slut. I'm the same way hehe. There's so many of us
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>>696696594
You don't have to feel ashamed about your dick, you know. This girl most likely lied about shit/over exaggerated cause some chicks are fucking evil anon.

Run away. Pls. She'll turn you into beta bux. It's not worth it anon, getting pussy is easy
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I dry humped my little niece for a couple of hours when i was younger. She was in 3rd grade and i was in 5th. I still dream about that day and i wonder how it affected her
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>>696699092
This is cute in a fucked up way :')
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>>696700694
Isn't this the shit that got you in trouble in the first place you cuck
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>>696692789
if i ever find you
you will die
and it will be horrific
the last thing you hear will be my laughter
i am coming for you
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I had a girlfriend we were together almost like 2 years. We didn't live together but I had spare keys. She went out of time and ask me to take care of her pets and plants. I've fucked a 18 years old girl on her bed while she was away. She was 35 years old.
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>>696714104
True, apparently she sucked his cock on the highway once, never did/does with me
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pic related
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>>696714589
>this XD
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i post pics of my gf online, some naked, in bad moments even full frontal with face and fantasize with other perverts about some hard dominance over her 19 y/o body. cum -> instant shame
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My biggest secret is that I am a serial killer, 12 kills so far
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>>696693711
Fucking scum
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My sister was a heavy sleeper in her teens. I'd sneak in a night and fuck her shaved pussy or mouth until I would pull out and cum all over her pretty face. Would cum in her occasionally just for fun
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>>696716053
post'em then
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>>696716053

lets see this whore.
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I have been sucking another guys cock twice a week for him for the past 2 years
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>>696719502
only bj? be a man and take it in the ass
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>>696719757
I have to admit I'm considering it but I'm afraid because he's pretty big
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>>696719502

i've been trying to find a situation like this myself. i'm married, but have always liked sucking dick now and then when i was younger. have always had pussy to fuck as well, but a clean discreet cock to play with is boss. where did you meet him? have a pic of his cock to share? i'm jealous.
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i tried to suck a friends penis when we were 10 and puked over his body
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>>696705944
unchecking your dubs.
you dont deserve them.
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>>696715365
Prepare to be her beta fag. Here's a tip: you can still regain your independence and confidence. drop this bitch. Not because she's a "whore" but because she treats you like shit.

I bet she told you what she did to make you feel bad, and I bet when she saw your face in pain she felt GOOD. that's what we call a cuntbag anon.
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im vegan
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a few years ago I had an affair with my best friend's wife. I broke it off because I was worried we'd get caught. She got super depressed and into drugs. She committed suicide a few months ago.
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>>696720048
We met in a chat room on wifelover.com
It is the best. I look forward to it. He likes to look at pics and vids of my wife while I do it. ( no, not posting them) It had been almost 30 years for me until I met this guy. I do have some pics of him but not on my phone
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>>696681415
I'm a furry.
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>>696686460
I do too but not as much anymore, I was almost caught by the police once
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>>696711754
>>696712274

>fuck around a lot on mmos
>join a guild on an EU server in WoW
>most people speak some English or are really competent in it for the sake of roleplaying
>get along well with the people in it
>a few days later, random girl joins
>around the same age as me, 27
>she's very awkward and comes off as an outsider to things
>will make oddish comments on topics now and again

>she sees me roleplaying with a friend
>whispers me and asks if I want to RP with her later
>sure.png
>the rp starts out simple
>we exchange Skypes
>it goes on for quite a while
>she tells me she wants a romance plot with my character
>he's like... the equivalent of a 75 year old dude
>the toon she plays is 13
>not so sure but proceed

>all of the RP is fucked
>rape, humiliation, hardcore abuse
>she asks for it all

>i get interested
>we exchange pics
>notbad.png
>pure aryan blood norwegian woman
>she tells me she has a 5 year old daughter
>oh ok
>we go on for the next few months in this odd relationship of very disgusting sexual discourse and conversation

There were times that the topic of conversation went horrifically far, and I can't believe the things I said would ever come out of my mouth. She cammed for me with her dog, also dressing up in loli clothes, shit like that. At one point she actually began to try to bring her daughter into it for real.

We lost contact after a big fight we had over her ex-husband. Haven't spoken to her since.
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When I was like 12, I accidentally got 2 girls 1 cup stuck on my laptop. I had actually never seen porn before and so I was totally freaking out, and figured I would be in huge trouble with my parents. So I got a glass of water and poured it all over the laptop keyboard. For whatever reason it didn't even work so I just closed the lid and left the laptop on my desk for 2 years hoping no-one found out about it.
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>>696693160
Holy shit my sides.
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>>696694187
Is she still alive?
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>>696717740
I used to cum in her lotions so she could spread my jizz all over her
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>>696697707
how the fuck are you an engineer without money
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>>696720265
She still rides cock good though
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I porked my cousin and I liked it.
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>>696721483
Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that laptop is still at the house in a junk drawer somewhere. Probably still with 2 girls 1 cup playing on it. Kinda fun now, but back then I lived in total paranoia over it.
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>>696681415
I've fucked my gf's mom's ass just two hours before they burried her father
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>>696721705
I used to cum in my ex's sisters conditioner. She was an epic cunt.
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i have rape fantasy, i just want to be pinned down and used by one or many men
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>>696721474
This shit is hardcore. Details, how did she want to bring her daughter in?
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>>696722195
Very nice
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>>696721764
Because he's a weak engineer.
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>>696686715
@
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>>696722195
this is so good, done it myself a few times

also on her toothbrush
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>>696695041
Nearly same for me. I ate my dog and fucked up my sister when I was younger
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>>696721989
care to share more details?
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>>696722195
I came in her cereal a couple of times when she asked me to make her a bowl while I was cooking
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>>696712419
STORY
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I raped a 12 year old girl she was crying, I killed her afterwards.
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I once cut class 5 minutes early
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>>696691075
kek
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>>696694085
how old you sick fuck?
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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>>696712260
me too anon, bit longer than that for me
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>>696723053
you monster!!
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>>696693711
I would like to speak to you more about this, anon.
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>>696721474
shoot me her skype
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>>696722201
Source?
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>>696693160
don't feel bad, it made for a good story at least
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>>696721474
how did she try to bring in the daughter? Did you stop her or go with it?

Any pics you want to share? Sounds incredibly hot.
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I raped 3 kids, I killed 2 of them then I fucked theit dead bodies. I still have the 3rd one as a sex slave, she's 3. I used to eat out the rotting bodies ass' but I stopped after my mom almost caught me.
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>>696723500
http://ryfinery.com/archives/421978
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>>696721837
Maybe you aren't s total beta after all lol, Godspeed anon
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>>696723701
Kill yourself immediately and with extreme prejudice
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>>696721989
story
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>>696722293

I have an affection for kids (hardly sexual, basically none at all) and I love them, but she was the one who started to try to introduce me to paedophilia.

>We keep up our daily Skype shows
>Of course over time she falls in love with me but that comes later
>watch her do all of these disgusting taboo things
>with dogs, different dildos, dressed up in different ways
>roleplay things out
>she asks if i like age-difference rp
>sure, why not
>starts to act like a little kid now and then
>mmk...
>eventually she starts talking about wanting for me to get her pregnant
>thatsmyfetish.png
>I go along with it, every time she describes me cumming inside of her to give her a baby I cum buckets
>This goes on for a bit
>She then tells me she'd want me to have our babies
>haha what
>talks about shit like me cumming on her tits before she breastfeeds them
>how she wants us to raise them as our fucktoys
>"mummy & daddy playtime" with them
>not sure why but the thought is so taboo it becomes hot
>yes, i am ashamed even later

>she starts asking me if i want her daughter
>what?
>if i want to fuck her daughter
>not sure what to say
>she starts to tell me how she wants to hold her daughter down while i fuck her
>train her to take me and then dog cock
>singularpic.png
>it stopped by then because of the fallout

Her ex-husband was still in their household and I never bothered after that. This was over a long period of time too, so of course I caught feelings. I figured it best to leave it behind, though. Too risky.

>>696723494

Lost it when I made a new account.

>>696723692

None that wouldn't ban me for life.
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>>696723701
their*

She rides a good cock, here's a pic of her.
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>>696699092
haha you're fucked up
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>>696689811
Please elaborate.
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>>696719502
Stop spreading aids you sick fuck. God damn.
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>>696720507
You mean you're a sissy faggot
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>>696724191
quite story you got there, did you ever saw her raping the kid or naked or something?
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>>696724873
We both got tested before we started and we are only with each other not including my wife of course
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I live along a stretch of road that's straight for 1 mile in rural northren Europe. there have always been people racing on it in modified cars, which is loud at night, and keeps me up a lot. I'm a short tempered intolerant fuck, so eventually after months of this I lost it. Last month one night I took my rifle, my pistol, fireworks and a can Of spray paint and hid in the entrance of a logging road in the trees at around 11:30, and waited for the racers. The logging road was about 10 meters from a 4 road intersection with a large space where they would do donuts. I waited for about 45 minutes until 2 cars came and started doing donuts. I wasn't expecting them to be so fast so I just left the fireworks and blasted the shit out of the tyres on one of the cars, and it hit a ditch. The other one was stationary and I shot through the frint grill into the radiator and the hood. They must've been really retarded because they got out and ran. I just spray painted CUNT on both cars and left. One of the kids fell into a deep ditch and broke his leg and arm, and nearly died of hypothermia. The police questioned me but I don't think I'm a suspicious guy so nothing further happened
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>>696723223
Kek
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>>696722956
Did u record it?
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I use my innocent little boy demeanor to slip sadistic shit under the radar and creep out my coworkers.
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>>696722956
LIES
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>>696725275
Total svennebanan
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>>696724316
FUCKING KEK
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>>696692547
Please elaborate.
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>>696686715
when the crusty meme goes too far
(づ▾)づ
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>>696701215
what? story pls haha
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>>696707117
story pls
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>>696724316
Is that you faggot?
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>>696725585
I am 19
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>>696721989
>be me 3 years ago
>in couple with gf since 6 months
>we have some money issues and i dont find work where we leave
>she asks her parents if both of us can move in their house
>they accept
>they are cool, gf's mom is 40 at the time as her father (gf was 20)
>They don't own much instead of their house and their dogs (they have like 10 dogs that live in their courtyard)
>i talk often with gf's parents, talk about my problems etc, help as much as i can.
>i find a work pretty quickly and give my financial contribution
>gf's use nearly all her earnings in shitty things
>she often go partying with her friend (i hated them)
>one day i decided that i wouldn't go with her cause she is irresponsible and i found it boring af
>i stay at her parents home
>i watch TV with them until gf's father go sleep in their room at the upper floor
>get alone with gf's mom

Will continue if anyone is lurking
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I fucked a whore and then a tranny the next day.
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>>696686793

Rikers Island probably you faggot.
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>>696695495
ლ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ლ)
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>>696725020

Never raping, I think she was cautious. Her daughter would sometimes come in to say hi to me before we started doing anything, and sometimes the conversations for the entire day were just light-hearted and lovey-dovey, sort of like couple shit. Her daughter was a sweet girl.

Naked, yeah. Once. Didn't have the chance to go beyond that.
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>>696726516
Finish it
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>>696724191
what was in singularpic?

do you regret bringing up the ex now?
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>>696726516
Yes. Always continue, never bother waiting/asking if people want you to continue.
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>>696726516
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>696724191
did she tell you anything she was already doing with daughter?
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>>696714589
Please mind yourself around this comment, it has very sharp edges.
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>>696681415
>I have a British girl in my basement lol.
Fucking hilarious
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>>696726806

Nude. Particular place. I don't enjoy going in depth about it sometimes, but you can use your imagination.

I'm a kind of jealous bloke and so was he. I regret that we didn't find a way to recollect ourselves after our fight. I did love her.

>>696727251

She would take pictures of her when she was drowsy just to stockpile. You know, nude. She would masturbate to the thought of a grown man fucking her daughter and taking her virginity; her daughter getting pregnant with a step-father's child. That kind of thing.
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>>696722773
rip doggo >:C
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>>696727821
she sounds like a very interesting woman indeed.

Thanks for sharing anon. I've found women with similar fantasies but none with kids yet.
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>>696685547
So you just said that you have recorded her showering... Where the fuck is video, dude...?
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Dug up a 70 year old grave. Months later put skull in microwave at a party. Would show people the microwave and have them hit start-turning on the light and the turntable.
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>>696705096
this
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>>696681415
I abused and killed my cat.

>don't regret it
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>>696690005
>i exist
Lost xD
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>>696686715
.kjg
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>>696686715
pretty weak
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>>696695659
your fucking disgusting
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In high school my best friends dad touched me inappropriately
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