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Why are americans so dumb?
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>>696667643
They look polish
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>>696667908
Idiot, that's why Polish people are so dumb
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pretty sure they are german
also oldest picture on the intenret god damint
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>>696667908
Idk what they are. But pics are from Germany.
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Those arent Americans you autist fuck
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people still fall for this?
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>>696667972
Idiot, Polish people are dumb because *Polish* people look Polish
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>>696667643
>>696667908
>>696668095
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Cos inbreeding ofc
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>>696668066
Those aren't autists, you Polish fuck
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>>696668172
>California
>American

Pick one.
Add Florida to that list as well.
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>>696668172
German Beer, German power outlets
explain
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>>696668187
Citizens of the US, the most diverse country in the world, are dumb because of inbreeding. Ok
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>>696668398
>American flag
>American license plate
Are you a nonce?
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>>696668398
German/Dutch/Belgian beer is sold worldwide because it's the only good beer in the world.

That is murica you dumb retard
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>>696667643
Fuck off. Only burgers are pic related. We Americans have common sense.
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>>696667643
That's a European power cord.
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>>696668398
Americans using superior european power outlets to protect themselves from getting shocked
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>>696668687
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Common sense. Dude. Amerifats are right up there with muslims and feminists when it comes to indoctrination. They fancy themselves superior without any decent arguments (muh flag) nor any knowledge of their own or other countries. Man this list is long but I'm on my phone at work so I'll get back at ya
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>>696667643
genetics
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>>696668938
see
>>696668172
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Because most of the country are immigrants that were too stupid to rebuild their own country after they turned it to third world shit.
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>>696669052
This picture is retarded it was called the space race because it was to get a human on the moon.
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>>696669591
then why didn't americans called it the moon race??
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>>696669345
>>696668172
> American plates
see
>>696669645
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>>696669645
ha. I knew it
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>>696669781
those are american plates for all i know. i mean who the fuck knows what they look like
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>>696669052
right now you fancy yourself being superior yet you haven't posted any decent arguments or shown any knowledge of your own or other countries. All you've done is shit talk
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>>696669943
literally anyone whos gone to america knows what they look like you retard. And those arnt american plates
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>>696667643
They are insulted from the electricity. Electricity takes the path of least resistance which is obviously the flex cable.
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Those over bites prove they aren't American

Any American would have gone through thousands of dollars of complicated oral contraptions just to fix that and would have been ostracized otherwise
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>>696668555
this, also checked
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>>696669591
No. It wasn't

>>696669946
I've done it often enough. Like I said. At work
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>>696670048
yea they actually are
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>>696670107
You can't be serious.... Omg is this what ameritwats actually believe??
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>>696670384
really what state are those plates from?
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>>696670136
Americityfag here. You CLEARLY have nkt been anywhere besides white suburbia faggot. You cant go 1 minute in preeeeeety much any major city without seeing FUCKED up teeth. Even the buttfuck ass country too. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez your an faggit
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>>696669052
Yes. The burgers/amerifats are all that. Us, Americans, do think rationally. Get your head dut of your ass and think before posting, negrita.
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>>696668555
Holy shit I got trips!
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posting in epic bait thread
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>>696667643
Yeah, they're so stupid for using europeen plugs and europeen appliances. That grille probably requires 220 volts and America utility power is 110 volts! Muricans so stupod!!!!!
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>>696670464
google it faggot. i don't know any merican plates
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>>696670456
yes years of fucking our sisters and raping muslims have given us immunity to electric currents you dumb fucking idiot. Do you even know science you commie pinko hippy faggot?
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>>696667643
>overbite
>hairless
>in the higher resolution version of this pic, you can tell it's a European extension cord
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>>696670493
>thinking there's a bloody difference

What makes you an American? What differentiates you from them? They believe the same as you. And see you the same way.
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>>696669384
Yeah. Specially Europeans. Fucking Natives like that. Those fucking savages. No wonder they're getting killed by the second.
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>>696670107
Metal has more resistance than water you granite-faced fail monkey, why does metal heat to painfully high temperatures if it has little to no resistance?
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>>696670597
>i don't know any merican plates
>i know those are merican plates
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>>696670656
You're thinking Amerifats, friend. Chameleons from the US. Don't let your stupid show.
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>>696669645
that's a German number plate. It had the blue stripe with the little D for Deutschland, ST meaning they're from Steinfurt
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>>696670797
genius
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>>696670797
sound logic
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>>696670668
>Metal has more resistance than water
i honestly can't tell if bait or absolutely retarded
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>>696671114
who the fuck would eat fruits with white wine
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America doesn't use those shitty outlets , gotta be European
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>>696670500

that's nothing. I was near to septs before see
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>>696670998
>implying you can't drink European alcohol and not be in Europe
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>>696668367
Keep crying amerifuck
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>>696669645
Dunno, I compared these plates to the American ones as illustrated in pic included and look pretty similar to me
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>>696669943
D in the plate means deutchland, still americans are fat and stupid
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>>696671324
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>>696667643
Not dumb. Built a remote control lawn mower.

>drops mic
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>>696667643
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>>696669645
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>>696670668
...water isn't even conductive.
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>>696667643
That's a European style plug on that power strip, you paste-eating retard.
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Topkek for the lulz.........bump....anon fag.....check em.....ylyl....OP!!!.....feel bread thread.....nigger kek /b bros!!!!
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>>696670797
Yes, europoors are that dumb
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>>696671602
kek
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>>696671489
/thread
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>>696671489
idiot
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>>696667643
because bait
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>>696668172
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just popping to the shop , do you want anything ?
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>>696667643
Its because other countries keep sending their retards and criminals here. Don't worry though. We're going to make America great again.
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>>696669645
OK, American plates are taller and not wide as that plate. Also, 100% non American outlet. Your fuckin dumb for even thinking you knew what u were talking about
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>>696671981
Yaboi!
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>>696667643
Because the population has shifted in the favor of the niggers.
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Lmao Europeans are cringey as fuck
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>>696671477
Just type unitedstatian. You offend real Americans.
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>>696667643

thats a erupoean plug.
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>>696668172
>>696668172
thats all photo shopped i can't believe you worked that hard to make americans looks stupid when all you have to do is spend 15 seconds on google...fucking moron
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>>696671324

bear plates are dope af
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Ameridumbs: y u so dum tho?
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>>696672333
Trips of truth have spoken. Also welcom to b/
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>>696668172
Budweiser
American
Fuckin kek it's anhauser busch that's German tecnically
>>696669645
Not American plates at all. Euro plates plain and simple .
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>>696672386
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It won't even hurt that bad even if it does get in the water, who care?
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>>696671383
No. There is no D in german plates indicating the country.
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>>696667643
Please tell me it was shopped.
Heaven have mercy.
Americans are not stupid, they are just honest.
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>>696672467
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>>696669645
>>696670910
i'm from Steinfurt!
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>guaranteed replies
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>>696671324
Holy fuck your blind they look nothing like the plate
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>>696672580
of course there is you fucker
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>>696671945
European shaped men
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>inb4 "muh freedumbs" "muh guns" "gun make murka grate agin"
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>>696667643
>European outlets and plugs

Man, I haven't seen this bait in a long fucking time.

NEWFAG DETECTION THREAD
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you can actually buy these in murka
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cucknation
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>>696667643
European plug lol
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>>696672844
No, retard. If there is a D in the beginning of a German licence plate it stands for Düsseldorf.
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>>696670998
>they're near an american flag
>must make them american
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>>696673094
No Darmstadt
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>Dumbfuckistan
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>>696670998
>finds out they aren't americans
>butt hurt af

Chill nigga, there's stupid people everywhere and every town has one. like in your town, for example, they have you.
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>>696672580
Google ggerman liscence plate shit head
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>>696672906
Way to take a 10% group of the US and then generalize the remaining 90% as dumb rednecks.
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>>696667643
This bait again.
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>>696669052
go ferment some potatoes you fucking slav
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>being this murkan
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>>696673094
i think he meant the D in the left blue stripe
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>>696673154
>>696673094
He's talking about the blue box to the left of the city section, you dumb cunts.
And yes, that car is from Germany. The blue box shows a white D and the European stars.
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>>696673218
Actually it's the otherway around. 90% idiots nation
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>>696673218
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>>696671182
Uncultured Europeans who think being born in a smoldering city cucked by immigrants make them a superior people, even thought they are getting cucked because they have white guilt over the whole Aryan superiority era.
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>>696673094
Google german licence plates. Looks like the one in pic. There is a d on the plates I'm staring at the pics now
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>>696671928
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>>696673172
Should read:
>English (Traditional)
>English (Corrected)

We are always right and all other countries are always wrong. It's that simple and if you don't believe that then you are living a lie.

Kill yourself.
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>>696673094
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>>696673094
D in the blue stripe means gemany, the first letters ST mean the state, probably Stutgart
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>>696671972
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>pic related - could only be more murkan if they ran-over a bald eagle
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>>696671972
>Sporting Goods
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>>696673429
It's Steinfurt, i live in Steinfurt
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>>696673339
How is your currency doing? Enjoy being second world in less than 2 years and third world within 10.
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>>696673393
>>hurfdurf durrhurr derp etc

Sure.
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Савушкино атакует форчан. Но как всегда толсто. Ссу вам всем в еблеты, и сру в рот Путину. Лохи))
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>>696673154
No, that's DA, idiot.
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>>696672786
>tbh that would be an awesome BBQ
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>>696673489
You got many stupid americunts there i see
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Yes we Americans are stupid. So much so that we will soon sequester ourselves by sealing our bordrrs so that no one else travels here and contracts our infectious stupidity...

Have fun with all those Muslims that we will turn away!
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>>696673492

no u

Pic related: it's Detroit's latest monkey transporter

>enjoy ur niggers
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>>696670596
Ya doesn't work like that. My welder takes 220 and it's just a larger version on a normal American 110 set up. So nope, your still dumb. It's called am education. Try it
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>>696671770
This is retarded. It's a lot easier to hold a anything on your shoulder than hold it above your head.
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>>696667643
This is 2009 b8. Jesus OP are you finally a wizard?
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>>696672467
>hey doc, I'm pissing blue
>oh it must be pancreatic cancer
>I'm sorry doc, and I know I'm not a doctor myself, but where the fuck did you go to medical school? I'm pissing fucking blue! There is 0 justification for assuming its because of my pancreas!
>oh I didn't go to medical school, I was smartest person in all of Yugoslavia, so they made me town doctor
>get out of here you commie bastard
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>>696671875
He's right, faggon
water is only conductive when there are metal particles in it
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>>696673767

kys
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>>696673599
I have no idea where these fuckers come from
Thought they could be american militarys, but Steinfurt (near Muenster) was in the british occupation zone
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>>696670998
yuropoors are this insecure
>b-but my beautiful inteligent m-master race
>Americans must be on v-vacation amirite guis
yes because those gentleman spent hundreds to fly over seas to sit in a ininflatable pool and drink beers they can get in the states. seriously Europeans are the worst. they very idea any of you have the slightest sense of superiority is laughable. every single nation in that cluster fuck you call a continent is a joke
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>>696673828
>water is only conductive when there are metal particles in it

bait aside, there probably are people who actually believe that
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>>696672992
>putting ass on national flag and national animals
>always turning back to national flag
>still calling this patriotic

'Murica
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>>696673929
triggd.
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>>696671114
>implying english food isn't the blandness most greasest slop on the planet.
try again
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>>696673745
Can you say that about a helmet??
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>>696673986

>murkins - dumb as a box of rocks
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>>696673828
And metal oxydes and chlorydes are always in it.
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>>696668969
THIS
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>>696674103
better then mcd
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wow eurofags, keep working on your inferiority complex

- eurofag
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>>696669591
Bullshit :D see how this western groupie has tears in his eyes if his biggest win was none.

And the moonlanding was faked you retards. if it was true, why did NASA prohibit internationally (not even legal but fuck US they can do everything) to fly over or near the old moon landing zones?
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>>696673554
The thing is we're actually just slowly letting our inferior genes weed themselves out:
>let stupid people who can't properly portion their food or realize they're eating to kill themselves kill themselves with fat food so they don't re-populate the country with fatties
>give niggers guns and let them kill each other to get them out of the gene pool
>let beaners come up and work labor to get the stupid fucks who think they're worth $15/hour out of the workforce
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>>696674253
lmao.

>Greek food brand
>Greek drink brand
MUST BE AMERICAN!
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>>696669052
>They fancy themselves superior without any decent arguments
>big military
>strongest economy
>send culture to everyone else
>Chik-fil-A
I'm a natural born chinaman with squinty eys but even I can see you're a faggot. I grew up watching American movies and the chicken people bash fags like you. Do I care that they're surrounding my home nation? Not really, I'm not a welfare soldier and they let me in with my grades and coding experience. Anyone with skill can come to America and do well.
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>>696674207
but you also eat McD you disgusting excuse for a human. it makes me sick thinking we might have common forefathers you eurocuck. have some fucking pride, brush your fucking teeth, read a fucking book. develops some form of modern xulture. I hate visiting the UK, you people are literally the Alabama of europe
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so many butthurt amerifats and eurofags.. greetings from wonderful thin smart oz
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>>696672782
Grüße dich. Ich nicht.
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If you are a eurofag posting Americunt/Amerifag pictures then you are equivalent to the niggers who start cuck threads.

>ITT: Eurofags feel like they are inferior so they post bullshit images to make themselves feel less worthless
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>>696674558
nice try amerifat you don't even have a passport
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>>696674480
>taking food form all over the wold thanks to immigration
>instead of keeping it that way, turning it into the most greasy fast food like version possible of it until it's just a shadow of its former self
Must be an Unitedstatian
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>>696674549

You know there's a reason why everyone not in the south of the United States calls it "The Dirty South", right?
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>>696670797
euroniggers are this fucking stupid
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>>696674071
>I got nothing to say but I'm so ass pained
>buzzword
>I said a buzzword.
boy that showed me huh baby? no wonder mudslimes are fucking your women
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>>696674440

>MFW all the niggers and beaners are cucking the shit out of you dumb wageslaves while you're working to keep their bastards fed and clothed.
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>>696674758
did muslims kill your lover in orlando?
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>>696673341
>50% of Californian people speak spanish and not english
tell me again about american purity u faggot
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>>696673341
>Uncultured Europeans
bitch my building is older than your newfag country
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>>696668367
>scotsman fallacy
Nigga do you even logic
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>>696674115
kek! well played
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>>696674725

>because they're in denial that they are any different?
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>>696674806
That's completely inaccurate. It's weeding out the shitty white trash and niggers.
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>>696667643
why russians is so dumb?
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>>696671114
Aside from that tired ass discussion, who the fuck had the gall to add a /b/ watermark? 4chan has turned into 9gag.
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>>696675028
Your level of try-hard is amazing but you're really failing man. Enjoy your towel-head immigrants bro.

If you want to live a lie then go ahead and continue to think whatever country you're from could even compete with the United States.

This world would be utter shit without everything the US has done. In fact, you'd probably be under Nazi or Jap control at this point.
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>>696674699
sure. and you're not sitting at your screen. shot tears rolling down your face. getting ready for your fifth helping of sausage and beans. I've been to your countries. I've seen your fat underducated asses slammin back cheese burgers. I know what your people relly look like. and it a he'll of a lot worse than the states. it's like the gay jock beating up the gay kid because he lack the confidence to leave the closet. that's Europe. almost just like the states. but to big of pussies to follow through. enkpting being hypocrites we mock everyday
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>>696674253
At least its diet soda
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>>696674884
no he was vactioning in germany
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>>696675290
Looks like someone hit a nerve
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>>696666666
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>>696674018
Its like the watch holds in her super powers
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>>696674103
Lol. And Irish food is just shit you eat at a bar to not get drunk too quickly.
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>>696674951
>my ancestors had culture so that means I do automatically
spoken like true swine
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>>696668172
>not american plates
>not american outlets
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Soon america will get even dumber.
Either with an asshole or a woman as prez
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>>696675290
Please be b8
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>>696675290
I'm actually eating pasta with the homemade pesto I made today
Guess where I'm from?
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>>696673828
Ions, you dimwit. Ions.

>>696673950
Learns some goddamn high school chemistry.
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>>696675252
>you'd probably be under Nazi or Jap control at this point

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>yeh TYVM murka for screwing things up for erryone you dumb, DUMB cunts
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Stale bait, but that doesn't mean Americans aren't dumb. I live in the American South. Trust me - the average IQ here is below room temperature.
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>>696675667

>Faggotville CA?
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>>696671182
erm..you're not serious, right?
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>>696675252
No I'd be under my own country's government, except it would be fascist Italy
Probably banging some abyssinian girl
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>>696669591
It was a race to weaponize space.
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>>696675870
Bait or dumb?
>The right answer actually was Italy
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>>696675290
>i know what your people relly look like
>and it a he'll of a lot worse than the states

Towelhead detected
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>>696673708
>Says "Jeep"
>not 4-wheel drive

who do they think they're kidding???
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>>696675693
>>696676003


That's the best you guys can come up with? I can see that my post was checkmate, then.
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>>696667643
The guy in the middle is the only one who looks pleased the other two lpok a bit concerned
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>>696667643
If the water is clean enough, nothing will happen.
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>>696676356
>not knowing how to answer
>quick, I must avoid being seen as a fool
>"That's the best you guys can come up with? I can see that my post was checkmate, then."
Kys
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>>696673488
probably uprated batteries
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>Why are americans so dumb?

Because they post on /b/.
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>>696673172
Whoever wrote that is an idiot. UK English and United stares English are almost 100% similar they just change some words. As far as I've notived UK English is the simpler one.

The idea of two English options is counter intuitive because Austrailians and new Zealanders have their own way. And a lot of tha African English ways of speaking are kinda different from UK English anyways. Besides what you won't like is that Canadians tend to use US English over UK english. Aand nobody likes calling those poor maple sucking Canucks dumb.
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>>696668938
What is that barbaric monstrosity???
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>>696669052
funny cause the US invented planes and ironclad boats also russia isn't even a first world country so the entire world knows its not as good to live there.
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>>696677877

Your spelling doesn't put up much of an argument for United "stares" English.

Also, don't involve my country with your ignorance, cunt.
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>>696678105
You still haven't seen the Italian one
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>>696667643
you posted a small picture. still can make out the Australian outlet though.
fail
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>>696678216
>russia isn't even a first world country

...the definition of "First world" is "not aligned with Russia."

Modern schools are garbage.
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>>696669052
Meanwhile in your country...
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>>696667643
that looks to me a european plug. Possibly english
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>>696671928
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>>696667643
Congratulations on having the oldest copypasta posted today.
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>>696678105
A grounded standard plug, more secure than the american since you can't break the ground pin.
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>>696667643
>>696668042
german master race SCHUTZKONTAKTSTECKER detected
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>>696673393
>English (Corrected)
that doesnt even make sense
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>>696675290
Whatever Muhammad. Such drivel.

Kebab detected
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>>696667643
obviously unconnected
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>>696667998
you
are
so
wrong
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>>696674951
Enjoy your crumbling apartment eurofag. You're a moron.
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>>696678506
Definitions. The term "First World" refers to so called developed, capitalist, industrial countries, roughly, a bloc of countries aligned with the United States after World War II, with more or less common political and economic interests: North America, Western Europe, Japan and Australia. developed capitalist countries so you know the places where the average house costs over $200,000 and we're not all drunk retards
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The outdoor circuit would have gfic protection so even if the strip went under the water it would not be dangerous for the pool occupants, oh yeah and that's a euro plug not an American plug but nice bait anyhow
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>>696679724
americans are always surprised how old buildings in europe get.
they are built with ages of storms and flood in mind.
american houses arent even built with tornados in mind.

the church couple blocks down was finished roughly 1200 years ago.
my house is built in dates 1884 and through reasonable renovation still to notch.
even the most daring skyscrapers of american metropoles will have to be torn down in less than 120 years.
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>>69668029
Americunts are so dumb and brainwashed. I hate their outlook on what the ''good life'' is I hate their stereotypical ways. I hate their brash and boring attitude that everyone laughs at from the U.K. If it wasn't for the Brits America would be ruled by native Mexicans. Americunts are jealous of 1000's of years of European history and culture. We smile and you America just as we smile at the down syndrome child poking his eye out. Good Bless dumb America
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>>696680296
>american houses arent even built with tornados in mind.

Because we're a throwaway society built upon planned obsolescence.

I fucking hate this place, but I can't afford to leave. Besides, who would have me? Where could I move where I wouldn't always be considered the stupid American?
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>>696670998
kek americunts are so stupid HAHAHAHA
XD XD
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>>696670998
people are stupid.
you guys are triggered quicker than tumblr users
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>>696681389
Yes let the bitterness flow through you anon
>>
R
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>>696681623
Not bitter, just very sad at how so many people can be so deluded and easily manipulated
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>>696667643
Look at the plug. That is a European plug, not American.
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Jezus Americans are so easily triggered..
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Rr
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>>696681389
>"Brash and boring attitude"
Elaborate? Americans are some of the nicest people, along with Canadians. Europeans are seen as rude in comparison. Also, at least from the 3 countries I've gone to in Europe, we Americans are seen as party animals.
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>>696674725
I live in the south, actually I live in Louisiana, and let me tell you, it's like 9% somewhat educated people 1% really redneck people and 90% fat lards waving their flag and preaching their freedums. If you take out the 1% it's like the rest of the US
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>>696679537
Thats "the" oldest picture on the internet
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>>696681836
People are easily manipulated in general anon it's noting exclusive to America. If you don't believe that than you are the one being delusional
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>>696675290
>Underducated
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Meanwhile in Europe...
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>>696681462
in all seriousness, most european countries grant US citizens simple visa, allow them to study for neglible cost and then allow them to become citizens with very low requirements (like having a degree + job offer & knowing language + customs).
i even know a guy who came here and was instantly granted permission to work and later was granted citizenship (in express mode because his wife was citizen already)
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America has an obese problem, Europe has a muslim problem. Wonder which is worse hmm......
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Nice Bait OP
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>>696668172
Budweiser isn't made in America
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>>696683206
We lose a few pounds,
and they lose a few (or many) lives.
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>>696667643
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>>696669052
>first woman in space
>relevant
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>>696668367
dumbest comment in the post

american confirmed
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>>696683344
Unfortunately they have to be a country to show the world how barbaric muslims are. My biggest issue with America is all of the fucking libtards that say "not all muslims" when most atrocities that have been done recently are by muslims.
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>>696682794
Maybe I am just too used to a better run system and have to much faith in humanity.
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>>696683341
It's made in America, it's just not owned by Americans anymore.
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>>696683376
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>>696673828
And salts
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>>696671928
That's not even America
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>>696683461
>need XX on new $20 bill
>Criminal who smuggled run away slaves
>First Female Physicist in space, author and founder of non-profit that supports STEM learning

America chose poorly
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>>696667643
Did they died?
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>>696683660
I was thinking you just young and ignorant, just a product of what you're educational system has convinced you to believe. If you get out and see the world someday you'll likely find there is good and bad in each country, even your own
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>>696682757
What city?
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>>696683689
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>>696672795
I'll bite. Budweiser is sold worldwide. Doesn't make it good Jussayin. That's not an American plate as seen here>>696671945. Also seen there is the fact that there's no flag. The flag at least is shooped. And the shirt? Well hell we send inaccurate sports memorabilia to poor European/African countries all the time. I bet the back says super bowl champs or some stupid shit like that.
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>>696669052
What happened to the Soviet Space shuttle? It never got off the ground
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>>696668172
Hardcore photoshop b8
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>>696684180
Yeah I understand your point quite well. It just seems America should be leading but they are leading idiots into a fire, I will not be fooled again.
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>>696669707
We can call it any fucking thing we want. We did it, not you Euro fags and shit for brains.
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>>696674437
Buy yourself a good telescope. You can see what was left behind on the moon.
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>>696669052
Do Russians really not understand the idea behind the space race? It was to bankrupt the Russian economy. While America just prints money non stop and never actually goes into debt because our military power is so strong...Russia actually used its resources and was bankrupted trying to send humans to the moon, like that is possible
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>>696680296
Or you can declare war on America and we'll bomb them down for you. WW2 was an urban renewal project
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>>696681389
Envy is so unbecoming
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it is a german invention about a waterproof plugbar demonstrated in the US

proof: google search for 2 minutes
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>>696685018
I do hope we can do better but I feel that everyone can improv. In general the world has progressed to the positive through history even if it's slow to be shown
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>>696683376
pshh nothin personnel kid, but there is clearly a US logo on that rocket ship as well as a canadian flag on that shack on the right. check mate!
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>>696669052
Meanwhile Russia has never successfully landed on Mars. 17(?) attempts, no successes.
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look here eurocucks. American here. I don't care about sports. I don't eat fast food. I'm not fat. I'm moderately educated in the sense that I didn't waste time on a 10s of thousands of dollars education when I'm fine working and making advancements in manufacturing. I do have some college under my belt and several certificates. I make good money, so does my wife. We have Heath insurance and its outstanding and no, it's not obamacare. We own our own home, an economic crossover car for the family, and a 4x4 truck with a V8 and a back seat for if the weather goes ham and we have an emergency or have to take the baby to the hospital. We have one kid and we're waiting to have a second till he's out of diapers then we're done. Waited till I was 30 to have a child. I take plenty of vacations and have time off when I need it. All paid. And I'm currently paying $1.75/gallon for "petrol". I own several guns and they stay locked up or on me and none of them have ever killed anyone(well the Atlanta police trade in Glock I have might have a few dindus on it. Lol). I can also go on tv and call ergodan or whoever a goatfucker all I want and nobody will bat an eye. How many Europeans can say any of that?
>inb4 muh free Doctor
The NHS is a fucking joke. I'd rather pay for quality than just be another number. A good comparison for us would be the VA. That's what happens when you let the govt control healthcare.
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>>696668066
look at the plug types, you idiot. Not many european plug types used in the US of A.
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>>696686884
>>696684000
>>696683679
>>696681966
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>>696687140
>>696686138
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>>696671928
jesus H fuck. How is that even possible.

You could literally carve off that entire lower section and still have a person. A very fat person.

WTF.........just....wtf.
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>>696672128
says the newfag falling for bait
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>>696686878
You forgot to mention you were top of your class in gorilla warfare, and how many kills you have under your belt
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>>696683589
There is nothing we can do about libtards. They have the right to be as stupid as they want.
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>>696687453
What the fuck, I fuck, you little bitch? You already made the top Marines, I was involved in numerous secrets of the attack on al-Qaeda and I have over 300 confirmed pobjeda. in this gorilla and I am the best sniper in various parts of the United States armed forces. You are nothing for me, but it's just another goal. I want him to fuck precision because never before seen on this earth, mark, fuck, maybe I will come here more ինտերնետում. Think again, asshole, and I must say that I got a secret Network in the United States and Your IP monitoring, to better prepare for the storm, nit. the hurricane destroyed the worst thing called life. You're fucking dead, kid. And can be in any place and at any time, I'll be seven hundred ways, namely in Germany. I'm only a wealth of experience in the field of gun fighting, but we must use the entire Arsenal of the United States marine corps, and accept it, as you can see, it's pathetic ass, the face of the continent, you little shit if I know, only some weak, smart comments, the offender may be the language, but I can't now have to pay the price, too stupid to my own anger, you will be choking you in hell, the baby died.
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Arguing about this picture is like being back on /b/ 6 years ago. Oh the nostalgia
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>>696687859
The best part is, it's not OPs pic.
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>>696687453
>gorilla warfare
Oldfag detected. Not many people realise that's how the original navy seal pasta had it written before some cuck "corrected" it. I also insist on the original. Cheers
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>>696676867
Again, if that's the best you can come up with I know I've won. Try harder newfag.
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