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Ask a femanon anything

No i will not post tits or timestamp nor will i gtfo. If the thread triggers you autists ways then you can simply ignore it.
If you choose not to believe me then you are free to ince again ignore me.

Lets just have fun faggots
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bmi?
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Why does my life suck?
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at what age you had your first period?
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Why do you want to bring attention to the fact that you are a woman?

Explain why you think you aren't attention whoring right now.
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tits or gtfo
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>>696656649
Why haven't you posted tits yet?
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Sage goes in all the fields.
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>>696656649
Tits or gtfo you slut
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>>696656743
Because you focus on the negative therefore you create a negative life.

>>696656845
I was 11. Just got home from school and went to the bathroom to see bloody undies.

>>696656859
I have insight that you faghots dont have on certain subjects. In sure 80% of you never touched a vagina so i could give you some insight
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>>696657046
>>696656981
>>696656965
>>696656925
>>696656884
Cry me a river
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>>696657116
tits or gtfo.

you want your female benefits back. that's why you say: i'm a femanon.

fuck off, unless you post tits.
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>>696657279
Ill pass, faggot
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>>696657346
Tits or gtfo
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Tits or GFTO, shit is it that hard to understand?
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>>696657387
Nah
>>696657403
Oh i understand...i just dont care
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Op is s summerfag. Doesn't seem to know the rules.

Tits or gtfo.
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>>696657446
What a rebel.
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>>696657165
What's wrong? Sad that r9k won't take your shit, and now one in soc is dumb enough to be your sugar daddy?

Just gtfo. I don't even want to see your cancer lumps.
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Spiderman should be here any second.
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>>696657446
Smallest dick you ever fucked

Just interested with my 4 inch punisher
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>>696657495
I know the rules....once again


Just dont care lol

>>696657501
Oh yea im a real rebel.
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Tits or gtfo
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>>696656649
Why is it that girls at some point never message me back although we seemed to get on great together? Like mid conversation
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>>696657346
i'm not a faggot.
i had sex with my, now ex-girlfriend, and i really enjoyed.

she enjoyed it too, but not as much as i did ofcourse.
( spit of back, say you're done then cum in her face. didn't had sex for a week kek )
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>>696657165
kek, this is just the way it works
accept it faggot
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>>696657560
Or the imperium.
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>>696657557
Never been to r9k...heard some things...just aint my cup of tea.

And soc is slow and boring. I dont need a sugar daddy.

How about you getting out? Yea that sounds nice
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>>696656649
Tits or gtfo
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how does it feel beeing the infirior gender?
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>>696656649
tits or gtfo
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Tits or gtfo
Simple
Another femanon.
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>>696657576
Well, no tits so it's gtfo then.

>>696657737
tits or gtfo
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>>696657686
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>>696656649
What do you do for a job/career?
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How can I get my gf to let me fuck her in the ass
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>>696657560
Eh let him come. More fun for me.

>>696657574
5 inches. Hes the best ive ever had also. I really dont believe you have to be big to please a bitch.
Granted having girth is helpful...no one likes a noodle dick
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If you don't wanna show tits FINE.
Atleast show your pussy or else GTFO
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>>696657773
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>>696656649
Is online dating worth it for a man? To me it feels like throwing a pebble in a quarry and there are many more shiny pebbles there already.
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>>696657768
Tits or gtfo
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>>696656649
tits or gtfo
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>>696656649
this is a dude trolling newfags
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>>696657610
Well she was faking the convo then?
I know if im enjoying a conversation ill keep talking till the end.

Or you can just be a shitty communicator and she got tired of picking up your slack.

>>696657621
Wow you are the men of all men
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>>696657859
Do you know it was 5 inches? My gf thought my dick was 8 until I measured 6.75 in front of her. She was totally thrown off that it wasn't 8. Why don't you girls know size better?
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>>696656649
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>>696657630
>the way it works
>been openly saying im a fem on here fpr years
>has never shown a titty to this day


It doesnt work well apparently
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>i have a vagina and need attention
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>>696658153
There just needs to be someone that actually reminds people WHY it works that way.

Examples:
>>696657917
>>696656859
>>696658211
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IZ B GONA WRECK ME IF I POST A PIC WITH MY DEVIDE TRACK ME AND HACK MY ACVOUNTZ? P.s. my tits aren't worth you lot lmaooooooo take me asssssdholes
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op you have 3 choices here:
1. sharpie in pooper (timestamped)
2. tits (timestamped)
3. gtfo

choose wisely
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>>696656649
How to you make the transition from getting a girls number to meeting up with her? Like, should you text for a while before you ask her out?
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>>696657857
easy, when u are fingering her, try put a finger on her anus not inside, just let it "touch" once in a while... in a while she will want to be fingered and fucked in the ass because she realizes that it stimulates her as well.
if u like u could also try lick her there. make her know its an erogon zone
Don't and i repeat don't go and ask her about it like a faggot...
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Tits or GTFO
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>>696657719
Actually pretty good.
I like being treated fragile like.

Im talked to nicer and at work i dont have to bother with any heavy lifting. I can cry whenever i want and no one really makes fun of me for it.
I can pretty myself up without anyone calling me a faggot.
I can get free stuff when im out and about.

Shits pretty good
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>>696657560
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Does the word moist bother you?

What's your MyersBriggs? INFP here.

Are you reading 4chan as you take your morning shit as I am?

Did your step father have boundary issues?
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>>696657737
Yea sure lol
I dont give a fuck.

>>696657768
Make me faggot
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>>696658360
do you like cum?

Do you take it in the ass?

ever had sex with a girl?
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>>696658309
I wanna see sharpie! Thats my vote
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>>696657773
Eh retail. Nothin fancy.
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>>696658365
DICK OR GTFO
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>>696657713
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>>696658518
lmaoo
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>>696656649
Will you post a vid of you taking a shit into a large Zip-Lock plastic freezer bag and then ship it to me via FedEx?

Also please eat a lot of corn before you do it?
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>>696658360
no,
no,
yes
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>>696658360
I try to press my fingers on it right when she's going to cum so she relates the two things. Hates it when I lick there though. In all fairness she did let me try once but only got about an inch in if that
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Have you ever given a rimjob, or done ass to mouth to pleasure a guy? Or ever drink piss? How did it make you feel?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrCY7dgaqs
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>>696657857
Op here.

Good luck on that one. If shes still got her blacl cherry then you might have a shot but if she doesnt then there is anreason she aint letting you fuck her ass.

Ive tried multiple times and it hurts like a motherfucker...no matter what i do it always hurts. I hate anal.
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>>696658613
just a thought....serious request btw
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OP'S LOST KITTEN
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>>696656649
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>>696656649
4 incher here, will I be able to satisfy any woman?
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>>696657868
Nope. I dont post nudes online.
Its hard for you faggots to understand but i dont believe in posting my private areas to the world
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>>696658884
op here

yep, it can satisfy me.. but I have aids so I'm satisfied with any dick I can get
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>>696658914
feet
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>>696658914
ass pls
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>>696657945
Well it could be

One of my ex boyfriends was from a dating site.
It lasted about almost 2 years before i broke up with him for being a little bitch
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>>696658900
>Nope. I dont post nudes online.
Unfortunately, that's all a woman is good for on the interwebs
Tits or GTFO
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>>696658963
I have penis so I'm satisfied with any pussy I can get
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>>696658046
If thats what you wanna think then think it.
Just know that you are incorrect
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>>696658914
Too soon
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Armpit
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>>696657917
Except that this topic is made for the sole purpose of anonymously talking to someoneof the other gender. That post refers to inserting 'btw im a grill' in random conversations
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I AM SO SICK OF THESE FUCKING BETA FAGGOTS ACKNOWLEDGING DUMB ATTENTION SEEKING FUCKS LIKE THIS WITH NO TITS OR TIMESTAMP.

GTFO NEWFAGS, SUMMERFAGS, BETAFAGS.
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>>696658115
Ive had enough dick to know my inches lol
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>>696659062
then fuck off bitch you have no use here
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Op here. Here are my tits.
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>>696659260
move that tiny dick out of the way so I can see them
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>>696658285
Its never worked.
Just every one in a while you come across a dumb whore that thinks she will magically be kicked out if she doesnt post tits lol
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>>696656649
will you follow my instagram?
Goldellama_
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Thread is finally kill
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>>696658309
>no
>no
>no

There those are my choices :)
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>>696659198
>then fuck off bitch you have no use here
Sure I do, to remind worthless whores like you where your place is on the internet
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>>696659333
Goldenllama_
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>>696659396
>then gtfo
>then gtfo
>then gtfo

there is your answer
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>>696658646
have lube ready. start by lubing pussy... or body.. oil is also great...
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>>696658351
Well yea id say its best to text for a bit before going straight to "lets go out"

Like you at least want to get an idea of who youre talking to before you potenially waste money on a crazy bitch
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>>696658667
Answer this
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tits or gtfo
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>>696659445
>>696659333
Almost double Trips. Would've gotten you a follower
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You faggots should stop falling for this shit.
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>>696659575
>>696659545
winrar
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>>696656649
tits or gtfo you fucking skank
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>>696658667
>>696659556
Often. What do you expect from a person beginning their post by saying that they are a woman?
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>>696659596
but like why? its my secondary so i only have 8
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>>696658448
>no it makes me giggle internally
>i believe it was ESTP???
>its 4am...just laying in bed. Have pooed and browsed at the same time of course
>i dont have a stepfather. My parents are still together and my dad is a cool guy
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>>696658667
Never lol and id never do ot if it was asked of me.

Thats some real gay shit and i dont dig any sort of ass play on a guy.
If he wants that shit he needs to go to a man who will do it for him. Not me
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>>696659906
rollin
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>>696658782
do you hate your ass rimmed?

I want to find a girl who will let me / force me to eat her ass all the time
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>>696658884
Yea of course. I mentioned earlier that size doesnt matter much
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>>696659906
Rolling
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>>696659906
roll
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>>696656649

Why do women always think the rules don't apply to them?

Tits. Timestamp. GTFO.
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>>696659906
ROLLING
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>>696659906
Roll
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>>696659062
Wow must be fun being 12
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>>696656649
fuck you cunt
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Tits or gtfo gurl
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>>696659906
roll
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>>696659877
Then go away normalfag. Not kinky, not nude. Do an AMA or something. This place is not for you.
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>>696659906
rawl
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>>696660063
Must be fun thinking you contribute something other than tits and ass to society.
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>>696659468
Nah
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>>696660063
wow.
It must be fun being a worthless slut.
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>>696659906
kill the nigger in the back pls
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how do i feck a womens???
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>>696660063
>Wow must be fun being 12
Fucking epic original comeback, holy shit you destroyed my will to live with that burn.
What's it like being so unimaginative?
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>>696659947
Now if a guy wants to lick my ass then thats on him...i get no pleasure out.of it at all...it just tickles and feels weird as fuck and if anyting im just laughing internally because youre literally licking a shit hole and that ls nasty
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>>696656649
If you're REALLY a female... I have a few questions:

>1. Does the size of a cock REALLY matter?
>2. Why are most women lying whores?
>3. Why are women so argumentative?
>4. Why do most women hate anal?
>5. Why are women so manipulative?
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>>696660420
That post wasn't tits
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>>696660369
pls have mercy
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>>696660044
Why do faggots think internet rules made up by a neckbeard hold any power?
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>>696659906
rolling again
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>>696660521
>>>/reddit/
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>>696659575
Reroll
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>>696660152
>implying not kinky becase i like my men to be men and not faggots

Lol thats cute
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>>696660521
>Why do faggots think internet rules made up by a neckbeard hold any power?
Seems to be pretty powerful here, you are nagging about it hard enough
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>>696660478
>1
Obviously
>2, 3, 5
Human nature, same as men.
>4
Because it hurts...?
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>>696660478
Adding to this, do women actually prefer a larger penis? It would seem a woman would want one proportional to her own orifices, otherwise its unnecessarily painful.
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>>696656649
Trump or Clinton?
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>>696659906
Roll
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>>696660158
I make some bomb ass food. So theres that
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>>696660711
Trump
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>>696660711
i farted
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>>696660216
>slut
>refuses to show nudes

You got shit twisted nigga
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>>696656649
can we do a sex??
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>>696660774
RAPIST!
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t i t s _or_ g t f o
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>>696659959
>size doesn't matter
>no tits with timestamp

Some betafag pretending to be a female
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OP here Im actually a guy. fucking owned nerds!
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>>696660774
Anybody that uses 'bomb' in a sentence referring to their cooking skills, cannot cook worth a shit
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>>696660420
i love my ass licked, and i also get hard when i'm laughed at and degraded

i would lick your ass for hours
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>>696660359
I wouldnt know why dont you ask yourself?
>implying you dont repeat anything 4cham comes up with

Lel
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Op here. I'm actually a boy born without a penis.

Ebin troled.
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>>696660951
but wot if she hasnt cleaned it?????
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>>696661069
Diarrhea for days
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>>696660997
So you are just head retard in charge of this thread huh?
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OP here my mom walked in on me shitting on the floor, gtg
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>>696660687
I always wondered about the penis size thing. I've spoke with plenty of women over the years and it always varies in opinions. Some say it doesn't matter, some say it does, some say they love huge cocks, some say they like them average. Hell, i've dated women that said I was fine (I'm 7 inches fully hard). I've also dated women that said I needed to be bigger. So really... what the fuck gives? Is it just a matter of opinion per woman?? Kind of like how some guys like little tits while others like myself prefer them to be huge?? Just a personal preference kind of thing? It just kinda drives me nuts. I have a complex about my cock due to ex's saying I needed to be bigger. It blocks out even the ones that said my size was fine. It's maddening really.
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>>696660478
>ive said multiple times it doesnt. Girth is something that doesnt hurt to have though

>thats a childish way of thinking
"Wah that person did this so all people like them are the same". Get over it. There are shittty women in the world and there are shitty men. They will always be around you.
>ill be honest here because i can easily say that i can argue a bit when it comes to guys. Mainly because i feel that they dont understand me and it pisses me off so i lose my shit.
I can probably say thats why other girls do it too.
>because it hurts. We dont have a prostate we get nothing out of it.
>one again refer to the second answer
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>>696660997
>Lel
klekl how original.
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>>696660630
You're a worthless whore who needs to learn to suck dirty assholes clean and gargle piss. Your life should be that of a human toilet. You should go from bar to bar and beg to lick their dirty bathrooms clean, begging anyone to abuse you in any way they want while you work.
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>>696660636
??? Literally the only ones nagging have been you lol
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>>696660521

Because we made the internet. OP confirmed for nigger.
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>>696656649
So, we have to give you some special attention because you said you're female ???
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>>696660997
Tits or GTFO
>implying I do repeat anything I hear on 4chan
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>>696661332
I'm sure your cock is great in girth and length, we're here for you.
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>>696661473
You keep nagging about not following the rules, I didn't make the rules.enforcing them isn't exactly nagging. ,bitching about them is.
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>>696660853
my grandson told me not to come on this website but i did anyway. i wish i hadnt now. :(
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>>696656649
What can stop a bad guy with a gun?
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>>696661662
28 and has a grandson
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>>696656649
How do you cook ostrich eggs?
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>>696661655
You sir, are a nigger. Fuck right off with your semantic bullshit.
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>>696661680
Chicks showing tits, or getting the fuck out
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I hope everybody in this fucking thread dies. This planet doesn't need any of your autism genes to be reproduced.
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>>696661736
Probs illegal anyway. But holy shit, what a great omelette that would make...
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Gucci this butch screw this thread guys. Troll botch suck my duck
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>>696660687
Op here bout to throw down to facts.

A womens vagina can deepen up to 8 inches to fit a penis....now many men think that means all women deepen to 8 inches.
Which is incorrect the key word is "up to".
O
If your dick is under 8 inches our vagina will accommodate you.
Also different posistions will determine how deep her vaginal canal will be. Some posistion can make it very shallow and you could be hitting that cervix 4 inches in.


We are elastic basically. Though we do have a limit. Our vagina will take it but it will hurt like hell
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>>696658403
or wear low cut shirts and see how dumb guys get when they see cleavage hahaha sometimes it's good to have free dinners too
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>>696660711
I dont vote.
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OP here I am a coal burning tranny
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>>696661878
Damn. I'm a full 10 inches. I'll try whittling to downsize.
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>>696656649
How does it feel like to be raped by dolphins?
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>>696661751
>You sir, are a nigger.
Sorry, I don't steal and do not have dark shit brown skin. I'm not your nigger.
Tits or GTFO
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>>696660916
No im just not a size queen.

Youve watched way too much porn to have it drilled in your head that big dick is always better.

Or if youre a faggot who likes it up the ass then i guess bigger can be better for you
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>>696661727
i was a fertile young man back in the day
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>>696660940
Or it can be a cultural thing?
Ever think of that retard?
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>>696662084
Maybe you are a tranny, and just like to say you are a girl, that's why you aren't showing tits.
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>>696662171
So, are you from the Middle East then?
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>>696661396
>adding "l" to kek to make himself original

Wow thats some fire you got there kid
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>>696661408
Nah im good with not doing that
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>>696662351
>Being this retarded
woman confirmed
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>>696662171
>Or it can be a cultural thing?
People that use slang like 'bomb' have no culture,nor the mental capacity to follow anything but the most basic cooking recipes
>Ever think of that retard?
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>>696662421
can u please do the sex with me?
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>>696656649
sage in all fields goes it is.
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>>696661655
?what?
I think youre not entirely sure of what the definition of nagging is lol
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>>696656649
do you have any friends irl?
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>>696661391
Nice to know that not every female is a size queen. So that makes me feel a little better.

Yeah, I admit at times it's a childish way of thinking, however.. I'm 37 years old.. I've been pretty much in a relationship since I was 17 years old. My first serious relationship lasted 6 years, as did my 2nd, and my current has almost almost the same. I was single for a bit between women, but honestly? ALL of my ex's cheated on me, lied to me, lead me on, played with my emotions, fucked with my mind, and in the end left me for some other cock to ride. I was never good enough no matter how hard I tried... so yeah.. I tend to think "Are there ANY good women left???" But yes, I know I need to get over it. I'm just a little bitter is all.

Yes... see... most women are EXTREMELY argumentative... It drives me fucking insane! I fully admit, I don't always understand the female way of thinking. I am at least man enough to ADMIT that. But, you ladies don't always make it easy!

As for anal hurting.. heh... MOST ALL the women I have been with have HATED IT. Only one ever enjoyed it. I realize women get nothing out of it, but don't they wanna please the guy they're with? I mean pleasing is give and take. Most guys don't enjoy eating pussy.. it's just a FACT ladies... sure, there are some rare guys that LOVE it, but most don't (even if they say they do). But we do it to please you! We want you to enjoy yourself. Same kinda concept. I know it's not the same as getting a dick up your ass, but it's the same kinda concept (pleasing your lover).


>>696661577
Thank you! Nice to know that some women think 7 inches is alright.
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>>696662549
Stop trying to change the subject nag
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>>696661897
Ive done that. Not for the intention of abfree meal but just because low cut shirts are more comfortable.
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>>696656649
So from what I gather you're some worthless hispanic slut.

On a scale of 7-10 how correct was I?
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>>696662211
Or....OR i could just not be a stupid whore who has to show tits to get someones attention?
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OP here Im a man with nigger aids and ebola
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>>696662658
>Are there ANY good women left?
No they are all whores dude, that's all they do is cheat. Women are always on the look out for someone that can provide them more. . Just fuck 18-24 year olds, having a car and your own place really helps to get down their pants .
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>>696662311
Haha youre funny

No im from California.
Using that term is still pretty common around here
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>>696662890
Thanks for the advice.
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>>696662842
She is getting attention, she's just an attention whore.
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>>696662426
>not being able to think of a good comeback

>autist confirmed
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OP what do you think of this?

https://youtu.be/iBOS8ON1z3w?t=576
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>>696659906

ok
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>>696662936
Bomb is east coast lingo. Stop being a liar.
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>>696662651
Mainly acquaintances. I dont consider many friend and i tend to distance myself from people who try sometimes (which im not 100% why)
Id say i have like 7 people i would consider actual friends
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>>696662936
Oh shit, this bitch has two kids,nasty floppy tits and a spare tire stomach
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>>696662658
Firstly of those are the women you are getting....instead of thinking "why are they a bitches?" Try thinking "what am I doing to attract these kind of people"
When i was in highschool i got played by a few guys and i went through the whe "guys are all assholes" phase until others made me realize it was me who was attracting these sort of me. After i realized that i was able to find different kinds of guys. They werent all jerks and they werent all awesome but i was able to break out of my pattern.

Yea girls are not the kind to sit and think about it when they are upset. We act on the emotion we feel at the moment and ask questions later.

As someones whos had anal multiple times its safe to say i did it for the guy to try and please him but after a while that shit really fucks you up.
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>>696663214
Women don't have friends, they have people they can use when they need them.
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>>696662788
Im white
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>>696663158
Im not a liar.

Many people here use it faggot.
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>>696656649
Why do you feel the need to state that you're female ? Do you need some attention or maybe it makes you special or something ?
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>>696663617
I have no kids thank god lol
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Fuck you, this place is not for prissy goodie-two-shoes. either you post tits and humiliate yourself for our pleasure or fuck of back to tumblr
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>>696663790
>projecting

A girl hurt my feelings waaah all girls are bad
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>INB4 Op is fucking faggot who seek attency implying he s girl.
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>>696663783
>"what am I doing to attract these kind of people"
No, that may work for women, because most young men are good guys, where as most women are cheating sluts and it doesn't matter what social group you pick them out of
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>>696664132
Stop being this fucking retarded
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>>696664043
>projecting
Actually, it wasn't exactly my sexual relationships that lead me to that conclusion. I tried to have friends that were women, you end up being their late night go too, or is something breaks it's you they call to save their ass. I later learned that you could get sexual favors out of doing that shit ,if they had boyfriends or not. I know you have given head in exchange for something from one of your guy friends. You can deny it al you want, but you know you have
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>>696657686
>How about you getting out ? Yea that sounds nice
don't wanna h8 but is it considered funny, or supposed to make the interlocutor feel inferior, or offensive, among girls ? It just sounds retarded to me.
genuine question
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>>696664177
Experience is the motivator there ,sweet cheeks
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>>696664414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08G6k40s0Cb
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>>696665056
Holy shit you are a chick, I have tears in my eyes laughing my ass off.
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>>696665056
>lazy, degenerate and retarded
Weeeew.
You definitely are a girl alright.
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>>696665385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15TpZbwdTT8
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>>696665056
nice soundboard fgt

have fun in poky
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>>696665538
I said she could deny the sexual favors shit. She did deny it but also said friends with benefits,that's basically what I was talking about
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claudia?
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>>696665674

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>696665538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSum0Qo08z
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>>696665747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZqccJQCrvR
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>>696665905
Tits or GTFO
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>>696661878
Why do women let me fist them then?

It's obviously not physically stimulating for me, I just like to ruin whores who make bad decisions.
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>>696666334
I really don't want to listen to your voice anymore,it changes my perspective. It kind of humanized you for me and now I don't want to be all mean and hateful.
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>>696666390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1saE8nBOfDu
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>>696667114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LJ7D8B8bhZ

Lol "humanized"
Sorta made me feel like a robot
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>>696656649
When a femanon calls her self femanon but doesn't want to be treated like a femanon.

Also, you all need to go back to middle school.
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>>696667296
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1saE8nBOfDu
Wrong guy, I don't fist women that's for dykes
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>>696667114
What a faggot. You honestly need to rethink things if you're "all mean and hateful" just because you don't get the fact that there's a person typing this shit.
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>>696667025
This is a real question. I usually talk them into letting me break out the destroyer after the third or fourth time we fuck. Then work them up to the fist.

Will post destroyer pic in a sec.
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hey since we're doing vocaroo's i was just wondering what it sounds like when a girl moans? can u pls demonstrate for me ? ty
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>>696667659
This. Also rp getting raped by dolphins while moaning pleasurably.
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>>696656649
Tits or gtfo
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>>696656728
How should I go about getting a girl to let me eat her pussy? I'm amazed at how uptight you guys can be. If women offered up blowjobs, they wouldn't be turned down often.
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>>696667619
There isn't a person typing this shit, you moron. go back to redit if you want a person typing shit.
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>>696667648
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>>696656649
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>>696667749
this ffs yes plz!!!

ear rape me OP!!!!
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>>696667865
Those are some small girly hands there, and is that your toy? These trannys need to stop acting like they are men
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>>696656649
Tits or gtfo. Those are the rules
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>>696656649
Tits or gtfo cunt
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>>696656649
Would you give in to the dolphin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31AWe-FN7CA
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>>696667963
That is something geroge washington would say
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>>696667659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sxz77iEwb5

Started stuttering a bit...i felt nervous for some reason lol
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>>696667936
Kek.
Maybe, but I get mine.
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>>696668052
Do you smoke?
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>>696668123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1irGWcV0OTL
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>>696668117
Yeah the PS controller is kind of small though, not as small as the old game cube controller, but still small enough to have your knuckles rub together on the lower buttons
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>>696668052
it's called acting u fgt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
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>>696668297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vS8QOSE88Z
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>>696668383
You are a woman, you are an actor by default
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>>696668383
Are you even good looking, or are you fat and ugly?
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>>696656649
Titts, timestamp, or you are just some trap that is trying to fulfill a shemale fetish.
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>>696668383
You're doing a somewhat convincing act of being a woman. Now bring this act to the logical conclusion.
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>>696668052
Masturbate and record it then pls you made be hard its only right that u do this
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>>696668456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9TUmywwPX
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>>696664009
Yes this. Anon knows the rules.
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>>696657560
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>>696668577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uDVLPkUURh
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>>696668609
We could all post our dicks
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>>696668745
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>>696668755
You sound Hispanic
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>>696668594
Please stop giving her power..
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>>696668815
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>>696668609
Motivation: pretend ur getting fucked by big dicked dolphin

here are some sounds to help u along
https://youtu.be/ddOG1BzBjNA?t=13
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>>696668767
>implying your dick you be motivation
Lol

Roomate is up so back to typing :/
Gonna leave in a couple mins
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>>696668844
Dude, I want to fuck that sexy voice, as long as she keeps talking I'm happy , not white knighting either, I'm fapping to this shit
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>>696668893
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>>696668840
Lol im white as fuck.

Im los angeles born and raised though and have been around tons of beaners....maybe its rubbed off???
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>>696668755
confirmed fat
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>>696668977
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>>696668999
You type and act Hispanic too.
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>>696656649

FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF

There are quite a lot of women on 4chan. We just don't fucking publicize it. This is not a place to parade your vagina unless you mean that in the sense of showing pics. You sound fucking annoying as well. You piece of shit. Being a woman doesn't make you special. Who are you to come here and make a thread about being female. No one gives a shit about your gender. why in the name of whoever the fuck is listening would you mention your gender without showing tits? thems the rules. thems always been the rules. most women here hate other women. that's why we're fucking here. stop ruining 4chan summerfag. now tits or gtfo
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