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Why are IDs even gone?
hamilton rules fags
>>696650309
Hamilton is one big incestuous homeless shelter
going to winz tomorrow
>>696650731
know that feel
>>696650086
Where to get weed in palmerston north?
Are you here pic related?
>>696651201
>tfw know theyll try and cuck me
gonna see if I can get some food money at least
got a little too much info in a trademe auction
>>696652049
ive been avoiding going, hopefully i can just gett a job
Any hot Dunedin cock pics?
>>696652151
Im only out of work for a few months, hopefully theyll go
"here's some money for now off you go" and leave it at that
sc me im bored: zane.sheeran
>>696650086
Auckfag repooting
>>696652402
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>696652145
kek
The shit about "X-rated pics" was strange enough, but the fucking ending
>>696652523
Neat bud
>>696652541
hidden and reported
>>696652679
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>696651775
Moreeeeee please
>>696652049
Oio
>>696652789
>
reported again. enjoy your ban faggot
Coastfag here.
Anyone watching Gloriavale on TV2?
Anyone got nudes
>>696652679
>>696652970
reported for what?
>>696653086
where from
>>696652972
fuck you harper, stay on reddit
>>696653145
for spamming and jew shilling
so what living in christchurch like , cunts?
>>696653184
Who the fuck is Harper?
>>696653219
there's literally nothing wrong with being jewish
road to 300 bros
>>696653173
Welly
Doing pretty good on the dating sites tbh.............................................. :(
>>696653394
GOD JIMIN DIVA
>>696653394
>>696653452
>>696653442
That's two more than what most people on 4chan get
>>696653442
r u a qt3.14
Sup
>>696653512
>>696653512
choa's hotter
>>696653394
If we could all just take a moment...
Don't forget him
Because he was the one who kept us going
Remember him. Respect him
Or we will become nothing again.
>>696653673
you a basic bitch
>>696653673
>>696653561
I am not very ugly. Considering going gay tbh. I have no interest in guys but I want someone to love me and hold me. I have more luck with gay dudes than straight women.
>>696653817
we'll be the judge of that, post face
>>696653817
Join a gang /b/ro they will give you the attention you so desperately need.
Wellington here
>>696653817
don't go gay man. considering letting a faggot breach your anus just because you're a bit lonely is retarded. just go out and get drunk with your mates and start chatting up some QTs
Is IDbro back?
>>696653442
where do you see that?
>>696653817
Im bi with a gf i told her she is cool eith it and to be honest getting fucked in the ass feels amazing
>>696653394
>>696653512
we haven't had a 300 thread since the last time you were here ;_;
>>696653987
Everyone has seen my face already, many times.
>>696654050
>implying I have friends
wew
Besides. I would totally be a top. Nothing gay about fucking a guys arse.
bow down peasants
>>696654204
The power lies within us all to make it to 300
>>696653705
>I
>D
>B
>R
>O
Damn......
>>696654231
bitch is breaking her back to have a little bit of ass and hips lol
>>696654104
we're memorializing them.
How the fuck do I get a job?
invercargill
>>696654414
Fuck a job, go to Gloriavale. Free house, free wife who has to submit.
ask for one
>>696654414
Have you tried applying for them?
>>696654267
We haven't had a 300 thread since you've been in either, matter of fact
>>696654414
Look for one?
>>696654104
IDBRO
IS
BACK
>>696654526
Pick a theme and then you just post!
>>696654414
start with part time, they hire way more easily than full time. full time positions are more likely to hire you if you're already working.
>>696654614
explains the spike in posts.
>>696654414
oh, also try asking your friends to put you into positions. that's how I got my job.
Evening
Good Ol quake city
>>696654617
The theme is aesthetic penises. Go.
>>696653705
>Or we will become nothing again.
;-;
>>696654104
no one cares
>>696654230
>Everyone has seen my face already
Literally who?
>>696654708
shit I remember playing runescape back in teh day.
well technically I just botted the shit out of it and then realised I wasn't really playing it anymore.
RSBot 4 lyfe
>>696654104
I wish..
>>696654434
>invercargill
Highlanders are gonna get cucked by the Lions this weekend mate
>>696654769
I mean well, I don't exactly have anything relevant ot that at hand!
>>696654104
I dont even know anymore. Dont think so. The posting style is different.
>>696654908
Fuck off cunt Highlanders are gonna dom, Hurricanes are gonna get cucked, Highlanders will defend the title with a home final
>>696654843
Yeah, so many hours waste. so many good ppl meet.
But that was vscape, tho i stopped.
We can all aspire to be idbro
>>696655034
>being this delusional
kek ok kiddo.. just dont cry when they lose ( I'm a canes fan and i'm expecting lions to take the title)
>>696654769
>>696654491
You did that?
>>696654515
Yes
>>696654554
That's what i'm doing
>>696654702
No friends anymore
>>696655097
I want to be better than IDbro
>>696654617
The go-to theme is old race cars, but I'm not as good at shitposting as you are.
You've just got the passion for it that few possess.
>>696655088
Yeah to be honest, I drifted away in the end because nobody I knew was still playing.
Felt like a sad sad goodbye.
>>696654230
you just went full gay
>>696655160
>>696655189
You can do it, find the power in your self!
South Dunedin reporting
Where da chch nudes @
>>696655304
Dubedin nudes?
>>696655178
Basically the best option is just persistence and applying for a lot of jobs.
Law of averages means you'll eventually get one of them!
Good luck and go hard!
>>696655410
>>696655212
I drifted away, well I ended up sitting inthe lobby in clan chat. Then it just was kill.
feelsbadman
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>696655410
>
please kys
>>696650086
Amerifag reporting. I'd like to say that New Zealand is fucking alright. Every kiwi I've ever met has been awesome, chill as fuck motherfuckers.
Also, this shit
<------------------
is delicious.
>>696655491
Yeah, watching games like that slowly devolving into obscurity is honestly pretty sad.
Especially if there were people you only knew through the game and you lose touch with them
>>696655472
>>696655522
look i can start posting the beast stuff i have if you want
>>696655628
Fuck off
>>696655628
thanks but we hate americans
>>696655628
You're alright man, you can stay
ignore
>>696655709
He's probably an asian import anyway
>>696651796
i thought she said to be tired of NZ related thread
>>696655729
Speak for yourself eat arse. I like yanks.
>>696655628
This is better.
>>696655701
i have the strangest boner right now
>>696655793
She did. She also said NZ threads are boring now. She's not wrong.
>>696655849
Does anyoen like the tui tomatoe sauce?
Honestly I secretly think it's pretty good.
>>696655921
more like she couldn't get the attention her whore mind desired.
camfags need to fuck off to >>>/soc/ and stay there
>>696655849
Oh man that stuff was my life, shame we have to buy the stuff in glass bottles now
>>696655925
It's pretty mean!
>>696655884
>>696655410
this your dick?
FUCKING SICK OF CHINESE. STOP RUINING OUR HOUSING MARKET AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY.
>>696655701
poast moar weird shit. not beastiality tho
>>696655849
Shove that Shitlocks up your ass, shit tastes disturbingly sweet
>>696656097
i'm Mayat from Yemen. thinking of moving to NZ next year with my family. any advice?
>>696656096
Mate it's not outside investors, it's baby boomers, old new zealanders who bought their houses way back and are now using the equity to buy up the rest of the market.
Don't kid yourself, it's kiwi's fucking over kiwi's
>>696656256
Don't.
>>696656256
As long as you have a decent grasp of english you should do well.
GL
>>696650086
like nz bitches go here
>>696655888
>>696656229
>>696656374
hot
>>696656417
>>696656229
these threads are shit now
>>696656279
Yea my Gpa has 6 houses in Akl my dad has 1 and pay rent out my ass. Sometimes I wish Gpa would die
Housing market is easy to fix
Step 1: Tax the ever loving fuck out of people with rental's
Step 2: Burn Auckland to the ground and put it back to farm land, quarries and wineries.
Step 3: which is really more part 2 of step 2. Watch auckland bird listening to its a small would after all for reasons of reasons.
>>696656279
The exact same thing is happening in Canada because they are letting Chinese buy vacant homes to hide their money from the PRC.
Fucking learn about whats going on in the world, Jesus.
>>696656417
Jesus christ that's digusting
>>696651796
HEY FRIEND
i cant be fucked proving its me but whatever
>>696656417
kids never fuck a lawn mower!
>>696656417
tfw it doesnt let me post the good stuff
>>696656547
You sound just like my fucking dad.
Look at the housing market statistics, the people making up the majority of investor house purchases are fucking kiwi citizens.
Foreign investment is less than a third of the total market.
Quit your bullshit and stop blaming shit on the imaginary specter of chinese people laundering money out of the PRC
>>696652345
Have a kid, you can stay on winz for years
>>696656630
>>696656666
nice dubs
>>696656498
instead of complaininag about how bad they are, why not post some interesting content to make them better?
idbro would be disappointed in you.
whos keen to trade nudes
>>696653235
Its boring if you want a social life, if you want to make money in the trades then its alright
>>696656694
Weird.
Not even
Just another day in the life of anime or hentai depending on how that scene evolves.
>>696656741
no one give a fuck about IDcuck you faggot.
>>696655988
i got the attention i desired last night. NZ threads are always boring. why would i give a fuck about this shitstain of a country?
>>696656682
I don't see the appeal with this chick, someone redpill me on her
>>696656646
60-70000 immigrants a year are coming into the country, a huge portion of which are Chinese thanks to their parents being rich as fuck and getting free visas. Are we building a new town the size of Nelson each year to accommodate this?
Tell me, are these rich people living on the streets? Or renting? No, they are fucking buying it up.
But hey man, keep believing those made up stats while your country falls apart around you
>>696653817
Guys are complete dogs. Its one of the things straight guys and gay guys have in common. If you hit the gay scene youre gonna get chewed up and spat out.
>>696656694
thats all I got. everything else is too big or I run the risk of posting webm's I made by accident because i didnt title them well.
>>696656913
well thanks for confirming my point
>>696656931
>>696656666
I cant have kids
>>696656964
BACK TO >>>/pol/
none of the stats even back up what you're saying
>>696657019
That's rich
>>696654414
I got heaps of jobs off of trademe
What's the deal with the Snapper card, has someone hacked it yet?
>>696655500
Dubs trips dubs. Check em
>>696657183
you'd think by now they'd know how to secure a fucking points card, honestly, it's not rocket science.
I don't get why they still keep fucking up stored value cards
>>696656931
she's a meme
>>696657318
infertility
>whatever flat offers I look up on TradeMe and contact, I'll get no reply, they won't even pick up the phone
I don't wanna spend more time in this dumpy placce, weh
>>696656666
Or you could just buy winz rather than still using the free trial.
>>696656719
Cheers bro. Best roll Ive ever had, and Ive been here a decade
>>696657051
Nice nazi Boogeyman mate. Take a stroll around a main street of the 3 big cities and tell me how many Asians you see.
While you are at it why not snap some photos the shop fronts all in Chinese? You'll find more than a few.
>>696657305
Who knows haha
Does anyone have a way for like free if not cheaper bus travel
It's gonna cost me $50 per week just on the bus next year and I'm a student
>>696656666
>>696657444
>these winz gets
>>696657111
Can't be good jobs if you needed lots of them
>>696657380
You cant get a kleenex pregnant. Try with a real chick
Almost at 200 guys, keep it up.
So how on earth are you supposed to get a flat in Wellington?
Anything in my price range greets me with total silence by any contact method.
>>696657756
they are a girl mate
>>696657880
anything in my price range is a garage or parking spot in the flat section.
>>696657467
The cities are infested with asians. Drive for 5 minutes and spot the car that looks like its been driven by a blind spastic, youve found your first asian
>>696657818
You taking this one all the way?
>>696657970
that was his point
>>696657970
I know anon, that's the point I was making?
>>696658018
I'll do my best
>>696657589
I was fresh off the boat and I got a job within a week off of trademe through an agency. It was a shit job, but at least I wasnt a dole bludger. Then i got another slightly less shit job, then a job that was merely a bit shit. Now I get decent money for a job that is only shit some of the time.
Its a ladder, and you start at the bottom
>>696658106
>>696657881
Try one of the other holes. Youre doing it wrong
>>696658255
>>696658106
We'll do our best
>>696658088
I was agreeing with you. I come from a place infested with negroes and muslims. The streets arent safe there, the roads arent safe here
>>696658298
I'm doing us all a favor by not having kids and driving up house prices anymore.
post your ugliest image in your 4chan folder.
>>696658593
>>696658324
$1000 cash
>>696658441
I never understood the 'overpopulated earth' argument from some of the most sparsely populated places on the planet. its the blacks and the asians that are stuck in the dark ages, and are breeding like rabbits.
You owe it to the world to put down your toys, your quad bike, your boat. Its up to you to bring up educated children to stop the tide of ignorance,
>>696658593
guys honest question... lately i've been fapping to heaps of gay/trap porn. thing is i'm definitely straight plus i've had a gf for past two years. is this normal?
>>696658870
So you're saying in order to stop the asians and blacks breeding I need to breed a lot?
Not sure I follow the logic
>>696659060
Its normal for /b/
In the real world its not normal
>>696659060
>definitely straight
k
>>696659060
as long as you don't get a sudden need to vote for national, you're not gay.
>>696659141
i am though i'm not remotely attracted to guys at all.
>>696650086
I found out I might be working with a convicted pedo, but theres no sex offenders registry I can look up to be sure.
Anyone got any tips for getting more details on convicts? I need to be sure Ive got the right guy
>>696659334
As long as you're not working at a school why the fuck do you care? If he's convicted he's obviously done the time.
>>696659313
Yet you've been cumming to them
>>696659334
pass him a usb with cp on it and see if he calls the cops on you.
Guaranteed to work.
damn I wish /b/ supported webms, I've got heaps of those I could paste.
>>696659072
The arguement is often 'I dont need to breed because the earth is full'. The problem is that the earth is 'full' of uneducated people living in poverty, so failing to bring up educated children actually makes the problem worse, as they are the only ones that can fix the inequality.
>>696659433
that's how i know im not gay. after i cum buckets to this filth i have an instant feeling of disgust and self loathing
>>696659313
I like Teutonic Metal. Early Scorpions or Accept are perhaps my favorites.
>>696659313
Kinsey scale, bro. its like straight women getting off on lesbo porn. it happens.
>>696659432
Because I think the only time you can serve for being a kiddy fiddler is time you spent in the ground
>>696659600
You should probably see a registered psychologist because it sounds like you have some issues.
>>696659465
Cheers bro. Sage advice
>>696659629
this one gud 2
>>696659650
So you're going to what? Find out, hopefully not wrongly accuse someone, bring it up to HR who should already know....Then just shit on him the rest of the time he's working there so he can file a complaint against you?
>>696659801
hey man, let him get fired, he won't learn a lesson otherwise.
>>696659801
At the very least, Ill know to keep my kids close at work parties
>>696659791
Michael Schenker plays some nice lead.
>>696659639
>>696659657
k
>>696659957
Nah you should push them towards him in hopes of him doing something so you can put him in the ground yourself.
You actually sound so paranoid over nothing.
>>696659995
I mean I don't even mean that in a bad way or anything.
It's just a good idea.
I go to a psych once a year, like a tune up for my car but for my head.
>>696657400
fucking this.
Ive been looking for a flat for ages so I dont end up living with my mum forever but they're either absolute shit or too expensive (I have no friends so cant easily get a flatmate)
>>696659943
I didnt take you for a pedo sympathiser. I guess if you wont have kids then you couldnt possibly understand. Maybe if the thought of a workmate buggering your cat? Dog? Doesnt fill you with disgust, then I guess nothing will
>>696660211
>>696659995
I don't really think fapping to porn then being disgusted by it is of anything concerning as far as mental health goes. But yes going to a psych is not scary or anything, noone will know unless you've told them and at worse it doesn't work for you and you walk away.
>>696660293
>>696657400
Shit nigga's come flat in the wairarapa
>be me
>work remote
>live in teh wairarapa
>save heaps
>feels comfy man
>>696660408
I don't have kids no, and I have higher standards for poof other than I just suspect this nigga be a pedo
>>696650086
New Zealanders truly are the scum of the earth
>>696660408
It's not that he's sympathizing with a pedophile, it's that your plan is pointless, all you're doing is finding out so you can be more paranoid.
if dubs this thread will reach 300
>>696660208
Its on a scale I guess.
You could murder someone in a minute.
You could torture someone for a day and then kill them
You could molest a child, so the next 50 years of their life is a living torture.
I know which I consider worst
>>696660756
close
>>696660756
You don't need the dubs, you just need to believe!
>>696660764
>Implying having no life is better than a bad life.
>Implying being a convicted pedophile means you actually molested a child
>>696660552
That was the point I was originally getting at. Theres no mandatory sex offenders register here, so I was looking for more 'freedom of information' type sources where I could find out the full story. I dont trust the papers to give me an impartial story.
I think this guys a good cunt, a good worker. I want the media to be wrong. I really do
>>696660764
I'm not saying pedophiles are nice people or anything. The fact that you're willing to have such an arguement over mild suspicions of a coworker says a lot about you.
see
>>696659657
>>696661128
Well honestly afaik there's no way to find that kind of information out.
>>696660293
What area?
>>696660462
All Maori place names sound the same.
And I wouldn't mind living in the middle of nowhere if there was stuff to do, except that the stuff I must do is university stuff.
And I need to live close to Victoria since if you try moving further from the university for cheaper places, you have to go by bus to make travel times practical, and that's $40 a week which negates any price advantage.
>>696660947
To take it to an extreme, youre implying being a vegetable on life support is better than being dead.
>>696661216
ah fair enough. I guess I"m lucky in that i can work remotely.
>>696661377
posting part 2 cause why not
>>696661266
Apart from being a vegetable is basically the same as being dead while being molested leaves you emotionally fucked up. That's not even close to the same.
come on guys 50 to go!
>>696661161
I would say having the first name, last name, age, location, and sentence duration all match then then theres more than just a just suspicion. It certainly bears more examination
>>696661519
We've come so far!
>>696661454
Thats a matter of perspective. I think both conditions could be described as 'still alive but dead inside'
>>696661216
im mainly looking for a place around central wellington because im looking to do an IT course there next year-ish.
The problem is that I dont live in Welly right now (Blenheim) so I cant go and check these places out. plus this will be my first time renting a place so I have no idea what the fuck im doing
>>696661640
Because we believed in each other!
>>696661651
Anything's a matter of perspective if you're retarded enough.
>>696661701
>>696661640
>>696661519
The power of anon shitposting and sloth memes
>>696661701
These shoe on head jpegs better be building to some kind of sharpie in pooper climax, otherwise Im going home
Get to 300 for a suprise!
+1 to image limit
i wish the NZ crime scene was on par with other countries so I could just be a criminal for the rest of my life and make a decent amount of money.
>tfw will never be a made man by being part of an international crime syndicate
>>696661835
I uhh, well
for you
>>696661675
You could get temporary lodging, but I for one fell into the trap where I was going to stay there for one week while I found a flat, but it's looking like I might have to rent this expensive room for a fourth week.
>>696661723
In a car crash, who has it worst... The guy who goes into a coma and dies, or the guy thats awake and dies in agony?
>>696661902
>I wish NZ was full of more crime so I could do more crime
Start the trend yourself, you go gurl, I believe
>>696662035
i will literey cuck you
>>696661902
You could get a tat on your face, and live your life as a dero
>>696661902
>>696662109
Do it
>>696661981
>comparing living an average life length or say 75 years being molested as a child with probably extensive psychological care to a guy coming out of a car crash in intense pain for a few hours and dying.
Yeah okay champ.
>>696662109
>>696662061
>>696662035
>in breaking news tonight, a gang of young men calling themselves the cuck kings have been running riot on the streets of new zealand towns and cities.
>>696661675
Wtf is wrong with you? Could welly be any closer to Blenheim? Put some bloody togs on and swim over, you poofter
>tfw filling out a skill based cv since you have no work experience and it asks you for your strengths and skill
threds ded lads im out
>>696661981
So what you're saying is, at say 8 years old, you'd rather get shot in the face then molested.
>>696662363
Stay strong, we have to get to 300!
>>696662363
G'night, bruv
>>696662379
*Than
>>696662409
won't happen m8
>>696662409
we're so close now, we cannot fail!
>>696662035
honestly if you were to get just like 30 guys and somehow import assault rifles from merica you could probably decimate every other criminal group in the country
For
>>696662466
>>696662458
Negative people like you can't keep me down, the silly captcha's can't hold me back
>>696662234
Kids get fucked up for life man. There no magic bullet, no pill, that can fix being fucked up as a kid. They are literally fucked up for their entire existence.
>>696662468
You don't have to kill all the criminals to be a criminal, sometimes you need henchmen
HON HON
>>696662342
were you in any teams at school? use that
Another Aucklander here
>>696662542
>>696662550
and that's worse than death?
>>696662584
>>696662621
This is my reward for 300 posts
>>696662650
post 300. well done
No MERCI
>>696662650
Gratz on 300!
>>696662670
That looks tasty as tbh
>>696662670
thanks. about 220 of them were mine
>>696662379
Id rather my kid died, then I could take the pedo out to the woods, and torture him for months. It wouldnt matter When I got caught because I lost everything anyway
>>696662640
Yes
>tfw the one advantage NZ has over other 1st world countries is not having insane feminazis everywhere aside from a few on facebook
feelsgoodmayne
>>696662684
>>696662771
you can have 220/300ths of the bowl then
>>696662777
Literally preferring your kid die so you could hope to have the satisfaction of torturing the molester. You sound like a great father.
I wish your children the best of luck.
>>696662777
trips of macabre truth
This thread was dedicated to 300bro
RIP in memes and korean bitches
>>696662566
>You don't have to kill all the criminals to be a criminal
only if you want to be the king baby
>>696662599
none
>>696662969
Gone but not forgotten. He's with Harambe now, in a better place.
>>696663016
do shit now then
im thinking about renting an apartment in the soho building in wellington, anyone here ever live there? was it good?
>>696662918
If the choice is to die or live in hell, then theres no choice really
>>696663170
>soho
shithouse
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>696663170
I've never heard of it.
Where'd you hear about it?
>>696662666
gonna need sauce on that satan
>>696663164
yeah, I reckon I'll just do some faggy volunteer work for charity or some other gay shit then have that count as my work experience
G'night, kiwis!
>>696663494
sleep tight man
>>696663494
night kiwi
>>696663225
really? it looks pretty good, what was wrong with it?
>>696663494
night cuck
>>696663582
>>696663494
>>696662969
He wasn't only 300man. He was 3threadsbro too. Rip idbro.
