Pokemon box 4.
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>>696606165
Requests welcome.
>>696612390
More lucario if you don't mind
>be me
>only 12 years old at the time
>love hitler so much, as well as Pokemon
>love hitler so much that I dress as him, idolize him
>also unironically love and idolize ash, so decide to dress up as both Hitler and ash combined
>go out in public
>playing pokemon go in Ash and Hitler costume
>get called a nazi faggot by some pleb jewish business man
>"I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU! ZAP THIS JEW!" I yell.
>Jew calls police
>Police arrive super fast
>officer gets out of police car, it's a nigger pig.
>me being the incarnate spawn of Hitler and ash combined, I decide to take the bowling ball I carry around with me everything
>it's painted like a Master ball
>I chuck it at the nigger pig and yell "GO MASTER BALL!"
>Nigger pig cop gets his skull bashed in
I had fun with you guys, I would love to keep posting but I have stuff to do. Bye.
>>696612627
This is a link to the bulk download of all of my Riolu/Lucario:
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More porn, please.
>>696613048
See you!
>>696613005
CONT'D
>nigger police pig's car mate comes out of vehicle
>calls for backup
>me being the smart dictator incarnate, decide to call my Neo Nazi friends
>neo nazi friends are also fans of Pokemon and unironicallly have a love for pokemon the TV show
>one of them is dressed as Brock
>another is dressed up as Proffesor Oak
>we all beat the shit out of the nigger pig's car mate.
>Swat shows up
>swat uses Helicopters with big ass guns to shoot my friends down
>I run for it.
>>696613126
Eyy thanks Keith
Can i have big dicks vs tiny pokemons??
>>696613525
CONT'D
>magically, a flock of pidgeys come and sweep me off my feet
>you, you are real! POKEMON Are real! I yelled in my prebubescent child voice
>flying high in the sky by pidgeys
>see swat copter
>decide to blow it up with my Master Bowling Ball
>GO MASTER Ball! I yell
>smacks helicopter pilot right in the face
>copter hurtles down to ground
>crashes.
>a bunch of diglets show up and smash the shit out of the remaining swat members trying to kill me
>pidgeys fly me home
(This was my first attempt at a green text story.)
>>696613525
This story is shit, go fuck yourself
>>696614132
No you. I don't see you being creative with your life. KYS faggot.
Wait, is this better for you?
>be you
>browsing 4Chan
>fapping to Poke Porn
>a big ass diglet comes out of the ground in your room
>it pounds you up the ass so hard
>you beg for me
>orgasm
>>696614406
Hitler and kid shit is overdone
>>696614543
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s ShrekKeep reading
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
>>696614466
Neat as fuck
Got any more Sableye porn?
>>696615341
I'll post what I've got.
>be me
>only 50 years old
>love hot, gay, nigger anal porn so much
>cops show up to my house, I tell them to fuck off
>one of the cops pull out a tazer
>tazes my nutsack
>I beg for more, it feels so fucking good
>another cop pulls out a night stick
>starts beating on my nipples
>"MORE, MORE!" I beg
>a third cop, this time pulls out a M16
>shoots my testicles point blank
>"MMMM, YES, YES! MORE MORE!" I yell
>blood everywhere, cops keep shooting, and tazing my nuts, as well as whipping my nips with a nightstick
>swat shows up, breaks through my roof
>throws a child porn picture onto my lap
>get framed
>go to jail with a blown off nutsack
>get anally raped for life.
>have no dick to enjoy it
>RIP
>>696615496
Thanks fam
REQUESTING MAGICKARP PORN! DUBS GET!
>>696615795
Second this. Magickarp porn please. He's so underrated in the porn department.
>sees lucario posts
>HHNNNGGGG
>be me
>only 4 years old, love bunnies so much
>see one in the back yard
>mamma tells me to use my pissing rod to please it
>I don't quite understand
>dick throbs
>runs towards bunny, pull my pants down
>bunny is dressed up like a police officer, how odd
>dick engorges more
>grabs bunny by butt
>puts dick inside
>Kappa Kappa Kappa
>>696614772
>be me, only 25 years old
>grew up with toy story
>toy story 4 came out recently, it's fucking shit
>picks up my buzz lightyear toy from childhood
>sticks it up my asshole
>I moan
>cum buckets
>mom walks in
>mom grabs my wood figure, shoves it up vagina
>I stick my anal cavity into woody
>me and ma see saw on woody
>buzz gets angry
>buzz grows 11 feet tall and starts lazering my ass
>Mom dies
>I get raged, grow 16 feet tall, go to Islam first
>destroy isis
>come back to kill buzz for revenge
>cock slap buzz in the face
>the fall kills buzz
>incest is love, incest is life
Anyone reading my green text stories? I'm gonna have fucking Stephen King running for his money in no time. I'm a fucking literary artist at this point!
>>696612228
>>>/vp/
FUCKING LEAVE
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sage
>>696617631
Love this one
>>696614076
We can tell.
>be me, business man
>love mewtwo so much
>grabs aborted fetus from abortion clinic
>brings fetus home, faps and cums to mewtwo porn
>splat my cum onto fetus
>fetus starts moving, grows into a little mewtwo
>go to work next day, think nothing of it
>on lunch break, mewtwo shows up in my office
Any pokebox folder dumps?
>>696618379
CONT'D
>mewtwo bends over, presenting it's pokepussy to me
>I wonder why it's doing this, think nothing of it again
>get hard, try to resist but can't
>dick pops out of my suit
>mewtwo starts raping my dick
>boss shows up, thinks nothing of it
>co-worker shows up, also thinks nothing of it
>I think I'm hallucinating, is this really happening?
>orgasm
>Mewtwo turns back into an aborted fetus
>boss shows up again
>"WHAT THE FUCK!?! IS THAT A FETUS?!" my boss yells
>"YOU'RE FIRED!" He yells at the top of his lungs
>fetus turns back into Mewtwo, only this time with that cool shit that Giovani put on him in the TV show
>Mewtwo beats the shit out of my boss by breaking his mind mentally
>mewtwo flies me to a six star hotel against my will
>on six star bed, strapped down by Mewtwos mind control
>mewtwo fucks me against my will.
Magickarp pron pls.
>>696619297
this for luls
>>696618993
>censoring drawn fantasy genitalia on fantasy animal
I've watched jap teens blowing uncensored doggie dick, but this goes too far?
goddamn nips get your shit together
Requesting Freiza porn.
>>696619786
Blame American values after WWII
>>696619948
it looks pissed.
>>696619983
use google.
>>696620018
They've had censorship laws for ages. It's why we have tentacle porn.
>>696620039
You'd be too if you were useless unless you were a sex toy
>>696620080
Freiza is basically mewtwo you cuck
>>696620237
Is this some sorta version of the Fisherman's wife
>>696620538
Good eye! You are correct.
>>696620282
I'm weirdly aroused by this
>>696620538
Very obviously, yes.
>>696620761
You like chubby serpents
Congrats
>>696620492
>basically
no. Frieza can destroy planets. Mewtwo destroys anuses.
>>696620938
Can snakes be chubby. I think girthy is a better term
>Dick throbs uncontrollably, I try not to moan, but I can't resist
>let out a big moan, with a very feminine sound to it.
>mewtwo gives me head, uses it's physic powers to give me a massive orgasm spasm.
Requesting kirlia
>>696621557
CONT'D
>I cum inside Mewtwos hot gaping mouth
>mewtwo turns around, bends over and telepathically asks me to pound it's anus
>Some kind of mind control takes me over, I go towards the Mewtwo anus
>dick throbs even harder than last time
>dick get's forced inside mewtwo's anus
>first time doing anal, it's tight and rough, but amazing
>so tight that no lubrication is being used, only mind lube.
>come inside mewtwo's anus, my dick pulls out, mewtwo get's on it's knees, I shoot a feet and a half of cum all over Mewtwo's back
Female eevee or mewtwo?
anyone have some more salandit?
Gotta tap out for a bit.
Later box.
Where my fem Braixen at.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10844091
Best gl?
I feel like fapping for the fifth time today. I think I need help. I just can't stop fapping
is thread kill?
someone tell me what do.
>>696624377
Had some good kirlia pics going, gallade now I guess.
>>696624543
I have neither. I'm sorry I failed, can I do anything else?
pls dont be kill
i will post in a few minutes
>>696624734
How many are a few?
>>696624942
like 5
i literally need to put on clothes and get a drink
>>696625060
Got chu covered famicon
>>696624734
HURRY
U R
R R
R U
YRRUH
>>696624724
Fuck it, go with gardevoir pics then.
Can't go wrong with that, right?
>>696625442
k, a lot of them are pretty faggy.
>>696625563
fine with me
>>696621639
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY. I NEED CLOSURE
>>696625748
I was a half second from posting that same image.
here we go you slutty anons
Would you a Diggersby tho?
In which physical, emotiona and mental state are the men of good family, breeding or social position before me?
>>696626233
only for dubs like those.
>>696626297
im single and ready to mingle
Venusaur = best starter evar
Blastoise is pretty cool too tho
>>696626652
>No Penis
0/10 get that inferior Gardevoir out of here.
image limit, boys.
>>696626831
ran out of dicks.
new thread?
dont mind me just w8n for new bread
>>696626980
guess so Image limit is reached.
I guess I have time for one more thread before bed
>>696627105
>>696627149
should I?
Will any of you Shitters make the threed or should I?
>>696627250
if you dont then i will
>>696627250
Yes.
>>696627373
>>696627381
k then, hold on.
Pokemin go coins anyone?