Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696590612
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Sayaka claim
World war waifu edition it seems
Claimed.
>Rem-rin claimed
Best waifu ever.
Don't think so? Prove me wrong
>>696607165
Yeah, fucking civil war miniballs were crazy
>>696607171
Well, its out come has shaped almost all of Western history. It caused weinmar Germany to suck, so Hilter had the ability to rise to power, so ww2 happened, so the cold war happened, so the clusterfuck in the middle East is happening
>>696607606
Which is why they stuck with canister rounds. Fucking shredded infantry
>>696607665
Can't help you there, sorry
>>696607697
Yay!
But what if the side effects?
Probably nothing important
>>696607779
We focused mostly on the civil war, or the "war of northern aggression" as one of my middle school teachers called it
>>696607856
I know, at first I thought she was a bitch, but after some character development you realize how tragic she is. I just want to hug her
>>696608510
>Posts second world war tank
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696608541
Easy, it's not mai waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_TwEaF5Jh0
Mami claimed.
>insomnia edition
How are you all doing on this fine day?
It's taking some slight effort to stay upright, but other than that, I don't feel any different at all. Is this what being drunk is like, cause if so, this is not as bad as I thought.
still here
>>696608680
fran you play magic?
>>696608404
INTO THE MOTHERLAND, THE NORMIE ARMY MARCH
WAIFUS STAND SIDE BY SIDE, TO STOP THE NORMIE CHARGE
FOOTBALL ON 4CHAN BOARDS, THE THUNDER ON THE WEB
ONE MILLION TARDS ON /B/, THE WEABOO WRATH UNLEASHED
Actually, wrong war. Oops.
>>696608680
Well, thanks anyways.
Here.
>>696608930
Hey there Shino, how are you doing?
A whisper goes arround the catalog.
Waifuist, don't you hear it?
These are the voices of shitposters!
Waifuist, don't you hear it?
traps and YLYL are whispering!
roll threads are whispering to!
The whispering comes from all cancerous threads!
Mobilization... against... /waifu/!
claimers! Lurkers!
Arm yourselves!
Arm yourselves with guns!
Annihilate the cancerous newfag armies!
Set all hearts on fire!
Plant your waifu claims of labour on every thread, on every post!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
Claimers hear, they gather to steal waifus, and shout for lewds and degeneracy!
This is the war of newfags, against the waifuist!
Because the assault against the waifu claiming threads, is a strike in the heart of the old /b/!
And the flame war, which sweeps through threads now, is the war against you, oldfag!
claimers! Lurkers!
Arm yourselves!
Arm yourselves with guns!
Annihilate the cancerous newfag armies!
Set all hearts on fire!
Plant your waifu claims of labour on every thread, on every post!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
>>696608753
Rem-rin attributes:
>Nice cook
>Would follow you until the end of the world
>Would die for you
>Bewbs
>Would love you unconditionally
>Would ACTUALLY die for you
How's your filthy waifu better than mine?
>>696608955
Aaaand now I gotta go listen to Sabaton. Thanks Mercy.
>>696608986
Hiya Cutie.
>>696608805
Good, sad to hear you can't sleep
>>696608930
Yes, why do you ask?
>>696608956
You might be able to ask other places on line
>>696607497
Bf4 is just a bf3 with slimy graphics just thrown together for the Ps4/Xbone so people will have a battlefield to play with. Nothing new or impressive was intoduced to bf4
>>696607606
But modern warfare is just airstrikes no?
I know nothing for I am just a CoD/Battlefield player, I have enough sense that these are nothing like real combat
>>696607665
You would think schools would AT LEAST make an effort to say more than "oh ww1 was a thing"
>>696608805
Playing advanced warfare, how''s it going mami?
>>696609229
Hey.
>>696609090
Goood how bout you????
Were watching End of Evangelion. So we can see Rei do her thing
>>696609221
>Probably able to cook
>Would literally kill for you
>Ass
>tiddies
>ass ass n' tiddies
>Infinite amount of her, so she can die for you left and right if necessary
>won't be necessary because she can stop time
>supports Trump
>>696608680
I can tell you won't much appreciate Neil Young. You don't need him around anyhow.
>>696609229
Someone got it.
>>696609494
Daddy.
>>696608680
>At first I thought she was a bitch, but after some character development you realize how tragic she is. I just want to hug her.
Same. How about Miia? Personally I don't really care that much about Miia.
>>696609280
I got a deck Red Black.
I'm not like super good tho.
I was just wondering.
Stella's mine.
>if trips everyone has to reply with a lewd to this post
Talking about WW1 made me remember that nothing competes with repeater rifles in terms of style
>>696609731
>Stella lewd get
Esdesu/Esdeth claimed
>>696609620
All I can read is that your waifu is autistic.
Totally not a match for my Rem-rin
First of all, Rikka Takanashi is the best girl. No doubt.
All other waifus tremble before the ultra-powerful Lord Shingan, as Nome come close in terms of the kawaii factor and innocence.
Can you truly be loyal to your inferior waifu after being reminded that Rikka is best girl?
>>696609871
You mean Nori-chan?
>>696609871
is this the real deal esdeth?
>>696609946
Wanna be burned?
My sleepy eyed waifu.
>>696609221
Would make sure neither of us die
>>696609494
Cold hands
>>696609685
Don't really like her, her only personality trait is wanting the D
>>696609716
Just an intro deck?
As far as formats go, I recommend Commander/EDH
>>696609946
Hey Rikka
>>696609280
Oh hey there Fran, Im glad to hear you are doing fine! Yeah, I've been having some insomnia issues for the past couple of weeks... Got any tips for how to fix it?
>>696609379
Are you MLG pwning the scrubs with your n00b tube? (vague as fuck reference)
I am very bored, it's 4 in the morning and I don't have anywhere to go until 10... So I am going to spend my time here I guess.
How are you?
>>696609562
Ohhh, I want to go watch that! But I am too lazy to go to my computer. Going to see if I feel more awake in a sec, might join. Who else is in the stream?
>>696609946
I cast slay the demon thing in Rikka's eye
>Roll for initiative
>>696610153
No bewbs? That sucks
>>696609907
>mfw all our waifus are probably high-functioning autists just like us
>>696610153
>recommending highlander to someone new to the game
Don't do that man. Highlander is more rules to remember and MTG has enough of those as it is.
>>696610364
>nat 1
>>696609642
Medic.
>>696610153
Very.
>
Recently I've spent more time with you guys than with my friends irl.
Now it take only a few steps to become and outcast and a few more after that to become a NEET.
>>696610704
come watch EOE
>>696610153
True. She was a bit bland compared to everyone else. I think the thing that made me start REALLY liking Papi was gif related. Thought that was pretty cute. Opinions on Suu?
>>696610290
Warm milk is always good.
Maybe a fap or some sit-ups?
>>696610577
But it's more fun!
>>696610549
She has bewbs
>>696610656
How is my lewd friend?
>>696610132
TG died, I think it overloaded on elitism.
>>696610290
the usual suspects
>>696609494
How's it going?
>>696609642
I've been listening to them a lot lately, I'd slap myself if that flew over my head.
>>696610974
I'm relieved to hear that.
So, you can't use it?
I was about to say "please respond".
I'm The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, and I'm going to try and help you out here.
See, there's some shit going on. Bad shit.
The Bodiless Witch Who's A Bothersome Bitch has arrived, and she's noticed you and your Waifu's love, and she's jealous. She cursed you. She's kind of crazy, it could be a good curse, or a bad one. Check your post number to see your curse.
...
Let me do this real quick...
>>696611216
0 - Say Sayonara: Either you or your Waifu have disappeared. If your second-to-last digit is even, you dissapear. If it's odd, your Waifu dissapears.
1 - Funky Fusion: You and your Waifu have been fused into one being! If your second-to-last digit is even, the new being turns out OK, but if it's odd, you and your Waifu become a deformed abomination.
2 - Douchebag Duality: Either you or your Waifu now suffer from a split personality which will take over at random intervals. If your second-to-last digit is even, it's you that gets the split, and your other personality will be a complete asshole to your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets a split personality, which acts like an asshole to you.
3 - Threesome Threat: Either your life, or your Waifu's life, becomes bonded with someone else. If second-to-last digit is even, your life is bonded to a man. He becomes part of the relationship. If odds, your Waifu is bonded to a woman, and she becomes part of the relationship.
4 - Fourth Fuckery: A copy of you and your Waifu are created somewhere in existence. No, this isn't Keit-Ai, shut up. If second-to-last digit is even, the copy is friendly, and will either hang out with you and your Waifu, or just leave you alone. Odd, and they're out to kill you both.
>>696610656
>formerly Tsubaki
>>696610950
That's highly subjective. I like modern and legacy better.
>>696611114
I've been listening for a few years but only a few songs. Primo Victoria and shiiiit. Throw me some bones.
>>696610882
I'll be there in 30 minutes or less
>>696610290
You're silly lol
Sucks about about your case, i'm alright, fixing to give halo a play
>>696610950
I don't fap, so that's out of the question, butI'll try that warm milk idea. I am cringey as fuck and only drink almond milk, but it should still work right?
>>696611047
mmmkay shino. I'll join for a while before I attempt sleep again.
>>696609379
Pretty much. Although instead of basing it on features, I was thinking about it on an enjoyment level. Better memories with 3.
At least both of those were better than Hardline.
>>696608808
Could be the first stage of it, more like a buzz.
>>696608404
We in Australia focused on WW1 due to the Anzacs.
>>696611303
>waiting for the second half
>hurry up this shit is cool
>>696611468
is dat some Battlefield Maki?
>>696611413
>not even a level 100 shamen
I'm not worried
>>696611448
>don't fap
Clearly you don't understand how /waifu/ works
>>696611565
Not really much else to do in prison besides learn, i guess
>>696610915
Suu is nice, but she is still just forming a personality. You may be able to mold her into the perfect waifu, and she can mimic appearances almost as well as dopple
>>696611329
I just dick around with janky combos. Mazirek and Alesha are my current favorites, and I'm about to build sidisi
I only just started playing modern, with aristocrats
>>696611448
Should probably work
Lactose intolerant?
>>696611468
I can't say much in terms of personal enjoyment, I casually play these games so enjoyment is average
Slacking. As usual.
>>696611722
I never fap, i can even show you a pic where i don't fap
You guys
>>696611303
5 - Hand Holding: Hand holding becomes the only lewd act that you and your Waifu can partake in. Better caress those five fingers good. If second-to-last digit is even, both you and your waifu greatly get off to hand-holding. If odd, it's boring shit.
6 - Ant Autism: Oops. Either you or your Waifu become on of these 6-legged cocksuckers. Even second-to-lat digit, and you become the ant. Odd, and your Waifu does.
7 - Sacred Shit: You get lucky. Either you or your Waifu becomes the God/Goddess of luck. If even, you become the God. If odd, your Waifu does.
8 - Enthusiastic Eater: Damn, either you or your Waifu become really fuckin' hungry. If even, it's you. You'll constantly need to eat, but you won't get fat, although the food has to be prepared and served by your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets the curse, and you have to make all her food.
9 - Joy. You and your Waifu will be happy until you both die.
...
If dubs, the Witch kills you both.
If trips, you kill her, and get Waifu superpowers.
If quads, you become the Lord of Magic/Curses.
This is the cancer of /b/
>>696611422
Oh, I loved Halo! I stopped playing it once they stopped making them for the xbox360, but boy were they addicting.
>>696611834
Nope, just cringey as fuck. I don't remember why I started drinking it, I just like the taste.
>>696611722
:^)
>>696612225
>that close to becoming Lord Of Curses
I laugh at you.
>>696611448
>mfw I remember that the magical girls are basically inhuman supersoldiers and Mami could probably take out that whole column on her own
>>696611834
I haven't gathered magic in aaaaaages. The last time I was active, we were worried about mazerunners and Tajic murdering everything with a massive army of tokens at his side because batallion abilities.
>>696612156
>implying /b/ isn't always cancer anyway
>>696612235
You've missed out on alot of potential memories for Halo 3's custom games
>>696610950
Not lewd.
>>696611114
Fine.
>>696611329
Ah, hey.
>>696612153
Oh, and you're allowed a re-roll if you post Waifu feet.
>>696611329
I've known about them for some time, but only just got their discography a week ago.
>>696612586
I am legitimately worried about you now...
>>696612153
why not
>>696612235
What ever you like
>>696612449
You missed meme rhino draining life for days, elderazi resurfacing and owning modern, lantern control being horrible, and the big plot twist in the Innistrad set that everyone guessed as soon as it was announced
>>696612586
Not feeling it today?
Claimu
>>696612801
I mean, you fusing with Tomoko just makes a nerdier, NEETier nerd.
>>696610364
Schwarzsechs Prototype Mark IIblocks your attack.
>>696611646
Doubt the artist had that in mind but it's fitting isn't it.
>>696611835
Casually is the way for me too, find more enjoyment in it when playing with friends though. Pretty lackluster alone.
About the curse thing, I'm not afraid of no curse
so it doesn't matter
>>696612235
Apparently we dropped the
>daily masturbation is healthy
rule
>>696613009
You're stronger than I thought, but can you withstand my special attack?
>Rape no jutsu activate
So is Asuka anon or the Anonon here?
>>696612574
Halo 3 is really fun? If it's still relevant, I might pick it up. Is it still popular?
>>696612844
Have you ever tried almond milk?
>>696612586
You're always lewd, Mizore~
>>696612788
Throw me some song titles. I need more of them.
>>696612844
Eldrazi ruin everything. At least they came back slightly less ludicrously overpowered, like slivers did. I bought the set but haven't actually PLAYED in ages.
>>696613009
If we're rawling dice, wouldn't it make more sense for us to use a percentile die system like Dark Heresy than a D20 system?
>>696613213
Your waifu has the best Pics hand down. Your a lucky guy. I'd say best on the board.
>>696612625
I don't even know what that Ant thingy is about.
>>696612235
Mami is fucking trash, Sayaka is best girl
>>696612788
Sorry.
>>696612844
No.
>>696613384
Not always.
>>696612980
would it be really neet if we were combined 24/7 though?
>>696613384
Ghost Division has always been a personal favorite.
>>696613556
Will you please just tell me what's wrong?
>>696613364
I have tried soy milk, it wasn't bad
>>696613384
They destroyed modern. Elderazi was about 60% of the meta at the protours before Eye of Ugin was banned
You should get back into it
>>696613556
Did something happen? You seem a bit under the weather
>>696613465
It's because all the curses had a theme with the number. Some were pretty forced.
0: Nothing, as in, you/waifu dissapearing.
1: Unity, you and waifu fusing into one.
2: Two, as in two personalities.
3: Threesome.
4: Another copy of you and your waifu, for a total of four people.
5: 5 fingers on a hand
6: Ants have 6 legs
7: Lucky Number
8: Ate
9: Happiness = on cloud nine
>>696613570
I don't know, you'd still be a nerd
hayooo
>>696613713
Nothing is wrong the world still turns, yeah?
>>696613870
Nothing of note.
>>696613556
Rosario+Vampire characters are lewd by default. You know, we had a Mokka a few days, maybe a week back.
>>696613713
Noted, friend. Screaming Eagles is also pretty great and so is Panzerkampf because of course it is.
>>696613870
I was never really a serious player. I'm a filthy casual at pretty much everything.
Claimed
>>696613254
That rule called for heresay in orthadox waifu worship. Orthodox worship requires no adoration of other grills as well as no masturbation towards one's waifu. The rule was unconstitutional.
>>696613501
To each his own (you ignorant gobshite)
>>696613870
The worst I have ever tried was rice milk. That stuff is nasty...
>>696613892
i could live with that
Mitsutada claimed husbando
>>696614052
Moka comes on regularly, at least to me.
>Mizore
HOW IN THE HECK ANYONE POSTED KURISU???????
>>696614037
You sure?
~~do you need something to cheer you up?~~
>>696614052
Then why did you say LEGACY? Shit is crazy
>>696614100
I'll keep that in mind
>>696613254
Break synapse, banishment of this world, Lord Shingans strongest move deflects your rale jutsu.
Yuno is here
>>696614037
If I have to stop the world from spinning to get you to tell me what's wrong, I will.
>>696614052
40-1 is also good... know what, the whole Art of War album is pretty good. I need to listen to the others still.
>Oh man, this mead is really kicking in. I may in fact, be a light weight.
>>696614518
You think you can deflect it, how cute
>>696614560
>not going for the pun
You should feel shame
>>696614439
I don't see a lot. Running out of images?
>>696614506
Because I love the idea of an anything goes sort of game. It's basically competitive casual. I'm not overfond of standard because it's literally nothing more than a tool to force people to buy more cards.
>>696614667
>can't handle mead
Wow dude.
>>696614796
My filenames are already a pun
Art thou not entertained?
>>696614506
Copious amounts of dissociative hallucinogens, if you have them.
>>696614667
That's a good line, but you aren't satan.
Nothing is wrong anyway. I'm not dead.
Sorry.
>>696614926
No, it just takes 6 minutes to upload an image, and I've seen your posts after I start sending them twice now.
>Mizore
>>696615216
What do you call a gas planet?
Jew-piter.
>>696615136
NIGGER
>>696613446
Ha, only the best for her. Thanks though.
>>696614560
What's good?
>>696614560
Hello madam
>>696614926
Legacy is super competitive, the only one more so is vintage
>>696615216
Ok, something definitely is wrong
>>696615323
Hey Galko, didn't you go to Tio?
>>696614926
oh yeah makoto is a total lightweight, got tipsy real fast last night too
>>696615573
i didnt find shit for pokemon go
>>696614926
I have never really drank before. The last drop of alcohol to pass these lips was about... 10 months ago on my 21st. And today i just chugged a whole stein full of it. I think I'm handling it rather well considering the fact that all I have is some slight off balance.
>>696615216
There is very clearly something wrong, and I'm worried about you.
>>696615692
Fuck you nigger, I wasn't even tipsy!
>>696615297
>>696615216
WHAT IS WRONG YOU LYING LITTLE SHIT. TELL US. WE LOVE YOU.
>>696615393
Also, your web connection sounds horrific. Where the fuck are you, Venezuela?
>>696615594
Eh. Sounds like try-hards. I don't like try-hards. Being really into it is okay. But I don't like people who look down on casuals.
>>696615692
How unfortunate.
>>696614994
no
>shame
>>696615692
Is it bad that I actually hate Vert
It's completely irrational, i just hate her
>>696615594
I did.
>>696614796
You're overestimating your own strength.
>>696615937
>Didn't entertained Kurumi-chan
I-I guess its time to commit sepoopoo
>>696616125
I cast bullet
>>696616176
>sepoopoo
that's hot
>>696615868
3 sips and you got tipsy and now you can barely even stay up
>>696615937
eh i wouldn't say so, i irrationally dislike some characters too
>>696615910
So play commander! Or draft
>>696616106
Then why post with Galko images?
>>696612153
Rolling now then.
>>696616088
Hello daddy Keem, also checked.
>>696616646
No point in posting with Tio, even though I mainly lurk now.
>>696616414
Rolling
70+ dodges your bullet.
<30 fatal wound.
>>696616414
Boy you got a strange fetish
>>696616125
Is dat you luv?
>>696615868
Beer affects you differently than other alcohols. Meads are different again. I feel the effects after 3 beers or a double of spirits and coke. I can put down more if Im healthier, but I dont feel so good these days.
>>696616677
Well, shit.
>>696617102
> basically dead
>>696617102
>02
Rip Rikka
>>696617119
shhhh don't tell anyone
>>696616414
>>696617102
Well fuck, you win this round but Rikka Takanashi is still best girl.
>>696616839
Aw, that's too bad
And time to sleep
>>696616424
I can stay up just fine you cock fuck, it just takes a very slight amount of effort is all!
>>696617149
This is legit the most I've ever drank in my life, even if it is weak stuff. I've had sips here and there, and a shot when I was little, but this is a whole stein full we're talking about now.
>>696617554
Good night, friend.
>>696617587
I bet it wasnt a litre.
>>696616646
I drafted once. It was fun and played into my skillset of "here's what you have, slap together a deck." Commander/EDH/highlander is costly though.
>>696617149
>mfw ten drinks in and I could still walk without falling, albeit not in a straight line, woke up no hangover
I tend to drink small amounts fairly often so I may have a high tolerance, kind of like how you can build up a tolerance to venoms and poisons.
>>696617554
Night, Fran-san.
>>696617587
>mfw I drink a good 21oz of mead and feel literally nothing
>>696617587
whatever you say buddy now back to lurking with me
>>696617629
>generic
>cutout personality
>shit weapon
>seasonal
>>696617479
O-Okay
>>696617102
I'll protect you next time~
>>696618178
Which version of Windows are you crashing tonight?
what's good my dudes
>>696615594
Nothing is wrong.
>>696615868
^
>
>>696615910
Mobile.
>>696618272
YUNO WHATCHA DOING
>>696617921
I lost my tolerance to stupid amounts. Used to drink bottles of bourbon a night. All straight. Did affect me, but I could still ride home alright.
Those days are gone now.
>>696618165
>agreed
>as is yours
>need to have words with that blacksmith
>its been 2 seasons and shes still mine, not about to change
Love you too, Kurumi.
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