rekt/weird shit
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>>696607844
I hate videos like this. It's like watching wild animals fight while the others gawk and form a circle. Primitive apes.
>>696608264
Wat
>>696608264
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
>>696608264
UNCANNY VALLEY
>>696608264
>ywn be her big brother who shows her what sex is like
>>696608264
>>696608264
Explain
>>696607611
well....not my proudest boner...
This is two slugs... having sex.
>>696608264
Never thought I'd see an actual human that somehow managed to be in the uncanny valley.
>>696609015
And what is your proudest boner?
>>696608976
Explain what? It's a creepy fucking girl.
>>696608910
I dont get it.
You know where this is going, but here it is anyways.
>>696607844
Kek. That nig nog got the shit kicked out of him
>>696609276
Looks normal to me?
>>696608264
Make it stop...
>>696608264
For real tho... shes cute.
Sauce please
>>696609356
Kek
>>696609423
What's this from
>>696609585
Well patently you're the odd one out here, because me + six other people think it's creepy AF.
>>696609697
Idk, she kinda looks like a doll.
>>696608264
my heart just got rekt...
>>696609852
Ikr, whats with the people saying bad shit tho
>>696608910
tfw you tape ipads to your feet and chain yourself to the toilet
>>696608264
>>696608521
>>696608607
>>696608716
>>696608812
>>696608846
>>696608976
>>696609175
>>696609276
>>696609585
>>696609614
>>696609624
She's a Russian camgirl. The creepiness comes from using makeup to make herself look as doll like as possible. Ah, as a young lad back in 2014 my penis loved this girl.
>>696609356
reminds me of the movie 'The Conspiracy'
>>696608976
>>>696608264
>Explain
Looks like a robot got past the captcha
>>696609356
Why is there a goat demon at the end?
>>696609356
sauce
>>696608151
why is hillary here,,,you need to post that on /pol/ anon
>>696609696
Original from columbine massacre , shopped with overwatch reaper making his ult
>>696610081
>Camgirl
JESUS CHRIST, SUACE, NOW!!!
>>696608264
>>696610081
>>696610194
Lina merkalina
>>696609356
Is that guy in the background on fire or is that a flare or what?
>>696609696
I think it's Reaper from Overwatch photoshoped in or something.
>>696610363
There's a non-zero chance that Google's automated person drones can luck out and guess the right possibilities.
Poor thing probably doesn't remember that we took out its brain and installed a hard drive. It probably still thinks its back on Earth, as they do kek.
>>696608264
i want one of those robots....for...scientific purposes
>>696610081
>>696610654
I love this chick. Redhead teen? Sure! Little Asian girl? She can do that too!
>>696607611
great! porn + bugs! now share jp videos with girls with parasites on her ass
>>696610933
It's actually a Russian chick. See >>696610081
>>696610654
>>696610972
>>696610933
In less than 10 years japan will probabbly be making that kind of stuff... im sure to buy one
>>696608264
>>696610081
>>696610654
For anyone interested
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/555616413
>>696609356
>>696610558
Double sauce
>>696607611
>>696611871
ario-turra
>>696608910
wew lad
>>696607611
Well thats not horrifying at all.
Though I'm guessing he's just pinching the worm between his dick and his post to make it look like it's crawling out.
>>696611941
Ameo
>>696608264
>>696611871
A woman who looks like a twelve year old boy. Good look, 11/10
>>696612917
jesus, why don't they just shoot him in the head, off him quickly?
>>696613346
its how muslimes kill their food
>>696613346
They're muslims
Compassion and logic don't mix with them
>>696613346
It's the way sandniggers like their meat, I can't remember what it's called but they let the animal bleed out slowly
>>696612917
Filename/10
>>696610081
Jesus christ i've never been so attracted to anyone in my whole life
>>696613761
sauce
>>696614190
Name is Lina Merkalina. Enjoy.
>>696614190
really? She is just a meh to me
>>696612917
Hey, this was from my folder
Should I dump?
>>696614508
Thanks anon
>>696615411
Dubs never lies.
>>696614353
How am i supposed to know? Search the image or w/e
>>696615717
Uhg, no ISIS shit, please. It's the rekt equivalent of feeling up your retarded cousin.
>>696615961
agreed
>>696615961
>>696616367
Okay then, we can just let the thread die.
>>696615717
kek
>>696609423
Fucking kek!
>>696616538
You gotta admit that shit was fucking funny as fuck>>696616367
>>696615961
>>696616367
>>696616538
>>696616367
homie with an extra chromie
>>696617138
This an an ancient special affects demo.
>>696617138
What?
>>696616448
I don't get it
>>696618229
too soon...
>>696618229
Too late.
>>696618229
Too soon bro
Pic unrelated
>>696618285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUoiy22Q_lw
>>696618229
god dammit
Waaaaay too soon for necrophilia mate.
>>696618229
too soon
>>696618229
Old boring ass responses.
>>696618419
this gets me sad everytime
>>696618618
Why, do you even know her?
>>696618229
Ah, right on time.
>>696613761
i wanna see his head come off dammit
>>696618598
holy shit what a fucking legend
>>696618684
>having to know someone to feel sad for them
You're pretty far gone, huh?
>>696617495
Nerve gas.
>>696618781
Or they're just well adjusted?
>>696618598
The dog! Holy kek!
>>696618777
no u, look @ those treeps
>>696618684
Virsaviya Borun, the girl born with the inside out heart
>>696609333
TRIPLE 3
GORGAMESH THE FUGLY HAS SPOKEN!
>>696618684
Human beings that are capable of exhibiting compassion don't need to know people in order to sympathize with their hardships.
Only shithead faggot edge lords say shit like you did.
>>696618598
>this puddle should slow the impact
>>696608264
She's adorable.
>>696618781
Even if i knew, its like cancer, some people are made to die. I just wish i was one of those
>>696607611
uuuurrrrggghhhhh
god damn, that's nasty
>>696619172
kys o'clock
>>696608264
Get outta here with your Satan child
>>696619293
I would, but i take care of me cat and i love him, if not for him id have ended way back
>>696618728
found sauce, it's fake
you're not the only one disappointed, anon
>>696618598
that part in rainbow road
>>696608264
>this fucking girl...
>>696618419
What's wrong with her? Her heart pops out or something?
I can't view it. On hover, it causes Assertion Failed and reloads the webpage.
Or is it hacked?
You should scan your compute, Anon
>>696613730
It´s called Halal and we do it because Allah (Subhana wa Taala) forbides us to eat unsacred food
>>696619645
Not on pc fag
>>696618728
>>696619582
Are you retarded? It's a joke video, hence the guys fucking leaning down to cut some wood.
>>696619719
Ah, thank you for the information.
I'm fine, whatever is your cup of tea.
>>696617879
Holy crap that's painful
>>696619825
>Implying phones can't be hacked
I suppose it's also possible you're just being pedantic..
>>696619719
Then let's gut you and let you bleed out slowly, I'm a fucking cannibal. But I'd rather die eating my own shit than sink my teeth into your disgusting shit colored skin, sandnigger.
>>696619825
Charge your shit, asshole.
>>696616448
sandnigger being nignog
>>696620405
>animal activist fag
>>696620405
>>696620642
Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
>>696612779
But why does she look like her right eye is in the left socket, and her left eye is in the right socket?
>>696612917
Never Trust Muslims
>>696618229
What is this
>>696620530
Im waiting for it to go all the way down to 0 so i can be free and go to sleep
>>696620777
Hey man, we both can agree we hate sandniggers, if that's a plus.
>>696620778
I guess I don't see it, but whatever
>>696620962
I'll explain to the newfag.
A while back a guy posted a pick of this bitch in a pink bikini, then a ton of guys fapped to it. She's actually dead, and they were told they just fapped to a dead chick. This is her photoshopped without clothes, hope you didn't fap unless you're a necrophile, /b/ro.
>>696620970
I love you, man. I do...but I've got bad news for ya...
>>696620962
And as this guy >>696621450 neglected to mention, the guy was also literally the devil.
Literally.
>>696621488
>>696608426
>love rekt threads, but would never lower myself to watch a fight in person
kek
>>696620970
>>696620472
kek at the guy who looks and then just walks away
>>696621039
It is.
>>696608910
I have that guys dox
Stewart the sock
>>696611871
Holy shit
>>696608910
Meth
>>696621450
Weak bait, she is not dead, never had an ounce of proof been provided to back up any such claim. You're just another gullible summerfag.
>>696617138
Nerve Gas, man. Crazy stuff.
>>696622914
I can't stop snickering at this combo of image to reaction...
>>696618439
Newfag
>>696623149
>Never an ounce of proof
Except, you know, the actual proof that followed, including picture from her social media, a local news story about her death, and a few released parts of the police report. I mean come on, man, that shit was in the original thread... don't go calling people newfags if you won't even hit up the archives to check.
>>696612917
wow thats tasty!
>>696622914
>>696623520
It would be funnier (and hotter) if it actually was a man, but sadly no. :(
See >>696611941
>>696623651
jesus fucking christ
>>696623792
I'm feeling good man, I don't need no logic in my funny times baby
>>696618419
SHIT NIGGA
>>696607611
dont know what this is but it weird
>>696624950
>>696607844
a webo chucho
>>696623651
How someone let your own head be deformed like this and dont even giving a fuck?
>>696620472
Story?
>>696620472
She was too fat to hold on to
>>696626122
Indeed
>>696618794
Nope, talcum powder.
>>696613346
to get all the blood out, done with pigs too
>>696626366
He thinking about killing Dumbledore
>>696607611
I decided to reverse this gif
>>696627096
>>696608264
I don't get it she is a qt.
>>696627096
nice, i appreciate this anon
>>696627428
doll
>>696612917
why would they kill it? i would think for the fur, but they just got blood all over it and ruined it. what is harvested from camels?
>>696627573
She's not a doll you stupid fuck, scroll up and read.
>>696627632
Meat? You know food
>>696627096
you can actually make them crawl into you like that.
not like I tired or anything :^)
[spoiler]I actually did it, it doesnt feel good[/spoiler]
>>696627920
so whats the deal with that.....cock?
>>696628294
Silicone injections I think
>>696628294
>>696628462
its Saline injections, some dudes do it on their balls so they get huge.
>>696628615
Yeah, that. I meant to write that but idk why I wrote silicone
>>696624950
https://youtu.be/CEYRBTZWu8U
>>696627428
I don't get this shit either
>>696617138
pokemon go
>>696625039
That is what happens when someone who is supposed to put funny shit online fails to do his job and instead tells a pointless story about how his girlfriend had a miscarriage because among all the miscarriages that happen his wife's is special and important and we should care about it because he has a web comic. What happens is the internet takes over, does his job for him, and makes the web comic funny.
>>696628615
thank you
>>696624950
Its a gifs extracted from the music scene, nice sound btw
>>696629269
this is what to much assplay does to you
>>696612917
when u slaughter a camel u need to cut the base of tge throat and the top simultaneously bc the blood from the neck kreps the brain alive, if done right it will only be alive for + - 3 seconds
experience
>>696629594
You having a seizure?
>>696628954
why anon
Reminder to go out and shoot police officers. There is a storm brewing, and we need to see some more pig blood. Anybody with a large rifle, please head out there and score some headshots on cops.
>>696628714
y tho
>>696628885
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.
What I wanna know is where's the caveman?
>>696629806
>Fallout ghoul
>>696607611
OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK GOD FUCK SHIT PISS GOD DAMMNIT. The feeling I'm getting in my peener right now is so.. so.. fuck man shit that's enough of internet for today fuck this shit I'm out.
>>696629806
no, that is not hawt
>>696629875
go away
>>696618419
alright people who put a nutsack on her chest
>>696618419
Yuck.. stab it
>>696630132
newestfag
>>696629699
>>696629699
no i just suck at typinh
>>696623634
link faggot
>>696620472
Not calling the file
>atomic leg drop brutha
>>696608264
wht the actuaal fuck this scared the shit out of me ???
>>696629806
why does she look so bored
>>696630476
You should stay in school then.
>>696630472
First sign your dealing with a newfag
>Calls other people newfags
>>696630687
She's getting too old for this shit.
>>696611871
sauce pls
>>696619093
The objective of all out shitty lives are to reproduce
Anything else is your choice
Also emotions are just for the weak, don't let the get to you
>>696613346
that wouldn't be fun to watch
>>696630947
See >>696611941
I think...
>>696630802
Hey, the wrinklier the raisin, the chewier the meat.
>>696630967
>>696629875
kys now
>>696630764
>your
newfag
>>696631408
>your
a cunt
>>696607844
first vid i've seen where his other nig friends dont jump the poor guy
>>696618229
New Fag here what is the big deal with this pic?
>>696623651
What's in your heeeaaaaad?
In your heaaaaad?
Zombie
>>696627920
>>696631915
read the thread you prick
>>696631915
Sex doll
>>696631915
she ded
>>696631408
>>696631560
You're*
>>696631809
This shits faker than a porn stars tits
>>696632188
Cliché shit dick look up You're in the English dictionary
>>696631947
That was very "ghoulish".
>>696631132
Achievement: New Fap Material
>>696627920
Fuck everything else I've seen. This shit is weird.
>>696632728
they must of spent a while pumping all that in there
>>696620472
if shes not dead, (and i think i see her turn her head slightly before blue shirt reaches for her) then she's most likely been paralyzed from the bottom of her spine impacting the ground. that fall could have either snapped or shattered her spine.
>>696632827
kek
>>696632985
Fire emblem?
>>696623651
Justice has two sides, like this coin. Innocent or guilty. One side clean, the other side scarred.
>>696609356
The Bilderberg conference on smoke break.
>>696633381
>>696623651
Thank you Harvey, that'll be enough.
>>696632827
What is this from?
>>696633567
besieged, you can find it on steam
game about building siege machines
>>696633544
Well this is new
>>696633567
Its a game called Besiege
>>696633544
GOD DAMN NIGGA those sand niggers never stop finding new ways to kill people in these isis videos
>>696607611
I dont care if /b/ dont believe me but once when i was a kid and didnt know what masturbation was i was in a pool then felt a pain in my dick a few nights latter i was humping my bed still didnt know what i was doing had orgasemfor the first time only i know something is wrong my cum was moving i was so shocked i almost past out i got a closer look and it was a big whith slug?! I kill ij and flus it. Does anyone know how that was possible
>>696625039
I think, there is also Spurdo Spärde version of this.
>>696633786
This is old as fuck dude
>>696633953
you are a alien
>>696618777
>>696620777
holy shit
>>696633953
Shouldn't have done that. He was just a boy.
>>696633753
>>696633797
Thanks! Looks right up my alley.
>>696633953
>>696617228
wtf dont think the rock is a bottom
>>696619645
born with heart outside of chest.
>>696634094
I wish just how does a slug get in a penis ?
>>696635076
maybe something you ate
>>696633786
You're the only new here mate
>>696635201
I never thought of that as far as i know nothing else like that has ever happend it qas about 14 years ago i was 11 or 12
>>696633072
That's what i though too, her butt seems to have helped her impact.
>>696629594
>experience
>>696617296
>>696632827
>the hakencross poping up
top kek
>>696616538
>because there is nothing to post but isis videos
>>696608264
>>696613346
Because they're sand negros
>>696608264
????
She looks pretty cute. What's the big fucking deal? Sure her eyes are a bit strange, but that just makes her cuter.
>>696636241
Who was this guy?
>>696636828
anon...its not a she...
>>696623651
Fallout 5 ghoul graphics.
>>696618229
Too soon
>>696636933
It's a it.
>>696633168
how did they authorities show up so fast?
>>696607611
how'd you get him in there?
