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What's the worse person you've seen on Tinder?
>Pic related
Is..it human?
From the ass down she looks normal. I'd give her the ol razzle dazzle
>>696578066
Same fucking pose every time.
>>696578680
kek
She's right at blowjob heght for tall master race... already bent over. Only loss is handjobs, but not a great loss.
12miles is too far to the shire.
>>696578680
>>696577840
This is the best thing I've ever seen, don't stop keep going!
I want more!
>>696581253
She didn't like back :C
>>696581384
did you have a truck in your picture?
She certainly she's the world from a different view.
>>696581384
>>696581435
Or a dead animal?
>>696577840
Can't blame her for disliking trucks since she got ran over by one
>>696578680
No just a pic of me.
Will I ever find a QT Smegle waifu?
This is one of the many.
>>696582756
I feel like tinder is not the place to find someone normal.
>>696582756
She's not normal!
>>696582460
highly unlikely my fellow arkansan
>>696582756
>>696577840
She looks like the result of when you scrunch up a piece of paper
>>696577840
She looks like the letter S.
>>696583226
At least she's open about sucking cock.
That means she's a slut and she's ez
>>696581947
Kek
>>696577840
Kek she looks like a snake slithering...
>>696583497
she could get a job on sesame street
>>696577840
>tfw your dad fucked your mother a little too hard when she was pregnant
>>696583403
More of her please
>>696583403
I'm good on art and cooking but she sounds right up my alley
>>696583515
Just have a nice face!
>>696578680
>>696581947
kek
>>696583403
She better be the chick to the left
>>696583226
Have more of her? Anyone have more of her?
>>696583816
That pretty much means just don't be freddy krueger looking and you're alright
>>696583912
I upvote this comment! LOL
>>696583710
>>696583403
>>696584126
Her name is Emma and she's 18
Look it up yourself faggot
>>696582204
underrated
>>696583226
Show her instagram
>>696577840
Nigger you can't seriously be cappin on this grill when you still roll on Fuckin 3G. lrn2LTE fag.
>>696577840
I would of liked just to bang
>>696584200
Why is she so far away? Isn't Tinder supposed to show you people who are near you?
>>696583403
absolutely tragic
>>696584176
You just come from the 9gag thread?
>>696584017
meant for you >>696584238
>>696577840
FB = trista.mcgovern
>>696584445
no fucking way
>>696584445
You swiped right, right?
>>696584445
She looks like she would be a perfect match for the hilarious banana guy who frequents the ylyl threads.
>>696584176
Hehe xD
>>696584511
There my top 3.
>>696584511
wasn't she that fat chick from Nacho Libre?
>>696584305
I can't even play GO
Life is suffering
>>696584605
Yup. Found her in between Lubbock and San Angelo, Texas. I was fucking shocked.
>>696577840
bitch looks like an art exhibit, in an art exhibit
>artception
>>696584674
This one is like a cross between Micheal Jackson and a ball sack
>>696577840
>im hotter than you
laughed audibly
Meh
>>696583921
ya fucking right she is. Attractive girls dont have to sound down to earth
>>69657784
>>696578066
>>696582756
>>696583226
>>696584200
>>696584445
>>696584511
>>696584674
>>696584719
>>696584774
Tinder rates your profile. It shows you similar people with the same rating as you.
>>696584719
3G? Jeez Poland.
>>696584923
Could be shorter!
>>696584954
You are the worst
>>696585003
I figured, I get nothing but artsy sluts
>>696577840
>>696578066
thanks OP- I was wondering what to have for dinner- chicken wings is the obvious choice
>>696584362
Ive been to other states these past months, and I match with these girls there.
>>696577840
wonder what the handjobs are like
>>696584954
2 in a row now
>>696584954
FUCK
>>696585158
>Performance/visual artist & musician
>broke
>need a date to get a meal
>>696577840
That 3G! That's terrible.
>>696584954
fuck
>>696584954
Hahaha. No fucking way
>>696584954
For fucks sake
>>696584445
ayy lmao
>>696584954
KeK
>>696584954
Made me laugh
No Jews please
>>696584954
Had to see it coming bc of the font.
>>696584445
imagine the terrible fear and excitment one must feel when she gives head...
>>696585158
Didn't know Buffalo Bill got an update and got on Tinder
>>696578680
>>696584954
foku m8 u sneaky cunt
>>696584954
Fuck you
>>696584954
Your loved ones will die tonight if you do not reply to this message.
>>696578680
Red wine upper class kek,
Name your social demographic and I'll deal the least damage I can once becoming an MP in the UK.
>>696585003
This for real?
>>696584954
Do I swipe right?
>>696586039
The best
>>696586257
99 LUFTKEKS
>>696584954
Copy Pasta nice try mate tinder wouldn't even let you join you beta cunt.
>>696584954
Mexican snorlax
>>696584954
Reply.
>>696584954
godammitt
What is this shit?
>>696586768
Aside from the teeth and the wrinkles actually not that bad.
>>696584954
REE
>>696586984
she'll need a fucking strong moustang horse
>>696587355
not bad. post moar lil nig
>>696584954
>>696584954
FUCKING NORMIE
>>696586673
>Red wine upper class kek
Jeez, you sound like such a posh faggot
>>696587355
Did you call then back? They must be worried sick anon.
>>696587355
>swipe right
>hang out with her and her hot friends
>hook up with hot friends
>bang their brains out
>balls empty
>tell whale that i'm not interested
>>696587186
Its Royal Cake.
>>696586039
/fit/ will appreciate this, thx anon
>>696586984
AND she's a crazy horse girl
>>696587661
Oh what you're mad because /b/ is not only full of 'normies' now but the well of and the upper class?
Enjoy being poor.
>>696587752
>Blind
>Uses a screen reader on tinder
Just fuck my shit up famalam
>>696587752
>Blind
>Books
>>696587917
I'm not poor, I'm rich but I don't speak like a posh twat faggot, like you do.
>>696587752
Poor girl doesnt know how dosgusting she looks to people, what an embarassment. Get off Tinder
>>696587186
You not knowing how to CLEAR FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS.
>>696587917
Lol faggot.
>>696587653
>bigender glitterpunk, nonbinary slam poet
literally have no idea what any of that means. are those just random words?
>coffee shop master
??????
>cares about pronouns
>>696586768
That's been shopped. To keep the non-genuine away no doubt.
>>696584954
fk u anon
>>696577840
OP is the worst person on tinder. She just has a disability.
>>696584238
Imagine how many Emmas that are 18 are on instagram.
>>696584954
kek
>>696584719
>96% and still charging
SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE CAPTAIN
>>696588125
Rich or Elite? Pick one. Daddy was a member of the shadow cabinet, I'll be an MP in few years time.
>>696587186
I got my eye on you.
>>696588287
It isn't :p here's a tranny btw.
>>696584954
Fuck
>>696584954
niggers
>>696577840
>tfw I would fug it
don't even know why, without hesitation, I'd literally fix her back with my dingaling.
>you're desperate
Fuck you, and fuck whoever loves you, she needs to be pleased to. We all do.
>>696588437
Oh so ur ugly too, KEK.
>Name me one handsome MP
>>696588432
Who else ready this with a Scottish accent?
>>696588144
shes not bad
im sure youre a real looker amirite
>>696588345
But I swiped like :(
She's just looking at the world from a different angle!
>>696584954
fuck you nigger
>>696588547
Oh wait, 'arts degree'
wouldn't even touch it with a stick
>>696588674
>>696588568
Jo cox before her death.
Plus I'm 22, It will take time, I'm sure dealing with WAHAHHAWAHHW I'M POOR HELP ME will drain me in the years to come.
>>696587653
how can one person be so disabled and survive to adulthood
>>696584954
Idiots
>>696588593
I am Scottish, and why do people continually say Scottish Accent.
It is like me saying I am going to read this in an American Accent.
The clever ones will say "Which one?"
There is several accents in Scotland, like there is in the US.
>>696584954
Fuck you
>>696587752
>polyamorous
>pansexual
so..
she.. likes many pans?
what about.. ovens?
All this new words for describing weather she likes a threesome with a fuckin guy and a woman.
>>696588923
Which one
>>696588568
He's a faggot, but OP here to say some MPs are hot.
>Pic related, right one.
>>696584954
(you)
>>696584954
gay
>>696584954
fuk
>>696588244
You're missing the best part.
>Passionate university noncompleter
>Literally faggot talk for "proud college dropout"
>>696588593
Ready steady eddy
>>696588923
Are you really trying to admonish a group of people who learned everything they know about Scotland from groundskeeper Willie and Braveheart?
>>696577840
Picking on someone born with a birth defect.
>Being this low of a scumbag
>>696584954
whoah, you are the worst person yet.
>>696585158
soo....no one else is gonna point out the nipple vest?
>>696589466
posting this on /b/ of all places
>being this new
>>696584954
Fuck you, nothing negates any immunities, go fuck yourself
>>696584954
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THAT WAS SO CLEVER
>>696589466
I swiped like :( I wasn't a Smegle waifu, fuck you.
>>696584719
id fuck her
>>696588923
Fuck off, skirt wearing faggot
Go eat more KFC
Paleskin shit bastard.
>>696587186
>>696588923
English fag here, you all sound the same no matter where you come from in shitland, stop trying it fam.
>>696589432
Who says I was reprimanding anyone?
I don't think you can read correctly
>>696584954
why WHY
>>696587653
Serious question, are there actual people like this?
it´s not a parody?
I mean, if it´s all real, I can see now why ISIS is doing what they are doing.
>>696589671
Enjoy your Unemployment Land when we leave you all in 2 years time.
>>696582204
holy kek. great pic
>>696589432
>groundskeeper Willie and Braveheart
Lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
Glaswegian Ned (aka Chav) accent
>>696586768
>1 kilometer up de butt
Noice!
>>696584674
That fucking 5head!
>>696589825
>because people in England have to travel to Scotland to work or else no jobs
Fucking what?
You do understand you're still going to be connected to the actual landmass of the UK, right?
You'll also still need to fucking trade with us dipshit.
>>696585003
winrar
>>696589825
>Scot moaning about unemployment
>highest unemployment in the UK
>Economy not strong enough to be part of the EU yet Turkistain and Romaniaslav can?
You're only use to us is for storing nukes. please stop. you clearly love brit cum seeing as you never left, now be a good canon fodder please.
>>696584954
kek
>>696578680
>>696582460
wow
Where is my harpoon?
>>696584445
Her teeth have their own time zone
>>696577840
>Calls Utes "trucks".
>her retardation knows no bounds.
>>696584954
Fuck you
>>696587653
Moustache... Hormonal imbalance with extra testosterone. Possibly a hermaphrodite.
>>696590199
Well it is simple, even for some of you English chavs.
The majority of businesses in the UK are european, since we want to stay in the EU and the EU love us, when we leave the UK they will be happy to bring said business to a proper country, that isn't infested with benefit scroungers.
>>696590273
English is higher, which is worse since their population is larger than Scotland, so percentages doesn't show the true numbers.
Try again chocolate stabber.
>>696584954
Sigh
>>696578066
If she brings along the (normal) friend in black bikini, I will do them both
I would would bang her anyway
I have zero pride or self respect
Be like banging a freak at a Circus Sideshow
Hurry, Hurry, Hurry
I'm in
>>696590506
I'd fuck her
Look for the girl with the broken smile...
>>696589658
UNREAL post
>>696587653
that's the most millenial thing i've ever seen
>>696587752
I can do a blind chick, but all that snowflake shit is just too much.
>>696590613
Isn't that that Greyjoy woman?
>>696584954
Wow... I'm laughing so hard, I'm tearing up
>>696584954
lol
>>696590613
>Peggy
sure it's not Piggy?
>>696583226
Fair question.
>>696581947
THAT'S IT, I'M LOGGING OUT
>>696590617
>two gameboys emulators
wtf m7+1
>>696584954
fuck man
>>696588451
I've seen hotter, more feminine trannies than this one.
>>696589623
i think his point was you are making fun of her here
kinda not cool
she can't help that
life is hard enough for her
be thankful it's not your sister or daughter and don't be a dick
it'll come back to you
>>696590614
I cant tell if you're stupid or just Scottish,
What am I saying you're both.
Enjoy being classed as second world once you leave us.
>>696584954
Shieeeet
>>696589567
>point
>nipple
Stop
>>696590779
Oh Carlos!
>>696578680
>>696590613
Vomit.JPG
>>696590779
Savages
>>696584954
that kid sees through your soul
>>696588547
>>696588729
>art degree more disgusting than sever disability
>>696591155
It's the only part of her the tattoo artist would touch?
>>696582756
It sounds like its a secret spy
>>696586768
Damn your language. Speak real german. Not this watered down stuff.
>>696591003
I hope so, I'm lonely as fuck
>>696590779
Carlos!
>>696587653
Fucking mcpoyles
>>696583226
That's a severe case of Resting Bitch Face
>>696591007
Second World?
Jesus, that is why England is full of right wing wank jobs inventing illnesses to not work.
Consider this, we invented the TV so you can watch Jeremy Kyle.
Consider this, we invented the Bank of England.
Consider this we invented xxxxxxx (enter anything here)
All that stuff you rely on.
Also plenty of new oil fields (workers were told to keep quiet about them last referendum), plenty of exports, excess fresh water, gas and electricity.
Named the best lovers by the majority of the planet.
Culturally developed and loved.
High tourism rates.
The EU love us. Nobody loves you.
et cetera.
>>696584954
smh tbh fam
>>696591383
Nee
>>696590613
"babe can you crack a beer for me?"
>>696584954
no way
Peace and love
I got a few
>>696591658
>>696584954
kek
>>696581947
>>696582460
how is that guy 22
>>696587653
this is where trap threads and all this open equality leads us to
let's go back to 1955 and hang more faggots
>>696591658
3/5
>>696584511
>When your parents make you in Oblivion character creation
>>696584954
Fucker
>>696591658
4/5
wait for it...
>>696590613
>>696584954
Damn, Maras a bitch
>>696589922
Aye, it be true
>>69659085
ha!
>>696591911
5/5
this is the same girl, fucking angles
>>696591703
AYYY LMAO
>>696591497
Scotland is basically a country full of drunk men that eat raw animal flesh, the only things you invented are ways to basically kill yourself e.g. haggis, bag pipes, deep fried mars bars
>>696591295
Good thing she has a garden angel
>>696584954
dammmmm
>>696591911
Are you from Sonoma County my brother?
>>696585158
I would suck the fat cock this strange thing obviously has
>>696584774
Id fug her
>>696590506
I'd eat it up and beat it up
>>696591990
>>696591911
This should be illegal under false advertisment
>>696591658
Isn't that the midget that got thrown overboard in that clip by the other midget?
>>696590613
Saving as a reaction pic holy shit.
>>696578680
you sir, should run for president. lol
>>696591703
>MFW I see the grudge!
>>696592087
Whoa I'm close
>>696591814
Those fucking eye brows
