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G/fur time boys.
>>696573055
Sage
i love dicks
Bump just to annoy him >>696573111
>>696574656
posting will annoy him more.
>>696573055
dont make a thread then not contribute to it.
continue to not contribute to the thread
>>696575048
but only a few
>>696575242
thread was dead before it began
>>696575625
isn't everything?
>yes
freklz, babe.
>>696575712
are we including relationships in everything?
Is anyone else trying to include wrong images in the captcha as a kind of game, to see how bad the recognition algorithm is?
Is America great again yet?
I need help.
Should I work at the comic con?
It rewards 180€ for not that much work for which I am massively overqualified.
But my sister (16) applied as well and insists that I do also.
>Chronical misanthrope and I hate that whole cosplaying role playing shit, what will stop me from metaphorically biting their heads off if they bug me?
Should I do it?
nibi, my darling
>>696576010
gee, I dunno, is it still everything if we exclude something?
also continue to post dragons
>>696576244
yeah
>>696576070
was it ever in the first place?
>>696576324
it was worth a shot.
get a fursuit you dork
>>696576465
that's gross
omg so wet
>>696576367
Of course, otherwise the word "again" wouldn't be in the sentence!
>>696576324
Hm.
I guess I'll just write a a 200 word essay about why I want to work for them then.
What a drag.
The only thing that's there for me is the actress that plays Seven of Nine and the actor that played Gimli.
I guess I could go see the drawer of my little pony as well and then killy myself out of cringe, well.
the raccoons will love you
>>696576735
it would be a wonderful cultural and educational experience
>>696576324
Gonna giv ya a hug
>>696576628
i could say "i am going to eat that same slice of pizza again" but i know it will never be possible. just because they say again does not make it a definite truth.
>>696576902
I'd say it's more of a painful resocialization process.
I think I should take something to calm me down though, escapism triggers the heck outta me.
>>696577109
Brush my hair and ill give ya a keiss.
>>696577261
Damn, I'm tired.
And I shouldn't keep my "DNP meme to trigger faggots" folder so close to my normal meme folder.
>>696577261
take psychedelics instead for extra escapism
>>696577402
>>696577713
*Maximum Keiss*
>>696577713
I dun want escapism, I want to escape escapists.
Does that make me a metaphorical escapist?
Damn, I already fit the profile, better kill myself now before it's too late.
>>696576465
>shirt not tucked in
>screwed up spelling "Rick"
Not getting a job at that career fair.
>>696578020
>>696578085
better hurry up and escape your own escapism, quick!
>>696578085
>>696577713
And coincidentaly I just looked up drug stuff today.
But mdma seems to kill the liver.
Acid seems genuinely dangerous for all reasons.
Booze won't work, or they won't let me work in order for it to work.
What's left?
Weed, but I don't smoke, bad for the lungs.
I suppose I could chew it or bake some shit or make a tea out of it.
Dunno, I don't know jack about drugs.
Just what google told me about it today.
>>696578085
You are the hipster of escapists. You are an advanced form of pretentious.
>>696578441
adderall
>>696578415
How are ya, green jelly-bean.
>>696578441
Why not meth?
DUDE
>>696578415
Is that a thing, never thought about it.
Maybe I can outplay them by living a life with less need for escapism than them.
That'd totaly show them!
>>696578497
Does that make me better or worse?
>>696578546
Isn't that amphetamine based as well?
And where do I get it from.
And how much will it fuck up my liver?
I need my liver.
Can't break any more stuff.
>>696578631
Isn't that shit addictive as fuck?
I kinda don't go well with addictive stuff, I got an addictive personality.
>>696578602
I am in a wonderful mood for some reason despite being unable to purchase my computer parts today
WEED
LMAO
>>696578846
But I don't smoke.
Heard some people bake brownies with it.
But that's kinda weird.
Can I make tea from it and it'll still work?
>>696578893
Don't laugh at me, I never did any drugs, how would I know.
Sup
i am laughing at you
>>696578441
Do the shamonic colonic dude!
hello fatty
>>696579046
Ouch pls don't.
Enlighten me.
The only thing related I ever did was take one breath of a joint but I caughed my lungs out and would not consider it again.
>>696579155
Wat?
>>696578827
Some ways better, some ways worse. Probably more ways worse.
>>696578837
Why did fate curse you this day?
>>696578441
Peyote
>>696576626
>wet
You know the rules..
>>696578827
I was kidding about meth don't do that
>>696579032
>>696579155
>>696579225
>>696579046
>>696579345
Can we post dicks again plz?
>>696579345
The coughing means it's working
duuuude
>>696578827
it is amphetamines, yes
it has no likely long-term side effects and the short-term ones aren't all that bad unless you really like eating
it's not dangerous at all except in very high doses unless you have heart problems or mix it with downers
>>696579366
bank won't let me access my deposited checks until tomorrow
my favorite part of smoking weed is writhing and choking on the sidewalk because i always inhale way too much
which is very manly
>>696579225
Hi Eisen. How's life and liberty?
>>696579345
DMT taken anally through an enema.
>>696579430
I'm not stopping you.
>>696579562
Don't forget wet mouth every hit on an ashy bowl.
>needing weed to writhe and choke on the sidewalk
get a load of this guy, can't party without drugs
correct
>>696579700
i have neither of those things currently
what's new with you
shit-tier thread. Sorry OP. I'm out.
>>696579911
And everything changed when the avatar nation attacked
>>696579366
My life sucks now.
>>696579369
I googled so much stuff today I bet the fbi will be all over me.
A cactii?
I do not think that I'd be able to get my hands on something like that.
In fact I don't know where I would get anything even from.
>>696579430
I would not, it's too addictive or so I've read.
>>696579430
I guess.
>>696579463
But I hate caughing.
Ever since my family poisoned me with tear gas and I didn't even know why I was caughing my heart out for three hours flat I'm kinda scared of caughing.
>>696579504
I'm definitively gonna remember that one, written down.
Nah my heart is fine, at least it should be.
>>696579700
I don't think that I would want to do that though.
>>696579911
But you post ends in 9/11
>>696579504
Guess you just get to spend time with us until you get your money.
>>696580080
wait what
>>696580180
and then once I get the computer I can spend time with you in a million frames per second
>>696580080
Oh my god! Me TOOOOO!!
>>696580322
Most things I post are 1 frame no second.
>>696579896
Bummer about your life and liberty dude.
I am soon to be the owner of a 2002 Monte Carlo SS. That's gonna be pretty sweet. It's only a v6 but somehow still a supersport.
>>696580080
DMT wasn't too crazy for me when I did it. Though I vaporized it.
The high only last for ~15 minutes.
However I understand not wanting to jump into the heaviest psychedelic right off the bat.
>>696580187
Long story short my sisters best friends got attacked in front of her school by a turkish guy with a metal pole.
Ever sice that time my sisters are only allowed to leave the house with tear gas spray bottles.
So one day they decide to try it out.
In the garden, against the wind with the doors to the rooms open and the wind blowing in.
Above a window that was open and led to the basement with me in it.
All the gas apparently sunk to me or got blown in by the wind and then everyone in the house started caughing.
Long story short, I thought that I would die there.
It changes a man.
I hate humans even more now.
>>696580347
Yay we can relate.
>>696580080
Shrooms or Salvia
>>696580480
it's the principle of the thing
>>696580801
That is a big ass
>>696580675
I thought of shrooms, I did, it's on my list as well.
>>696580675
Mfw I read saliva. Never thought that kissing could be that of a drug. Kappa
>>696580725
>Sparkx
>>696580593
what a babe magnet
i drive a g6
>>696580604
that's a stunning level of stupidity
>>696580604
This doesnt feel special at all.
>>696580717
What games are you itchin to play with your fancy smancy new computer?
>>696581010
Yeah right.
Wasn't one of their bright moments.
>>696581036
I can make you feel very special, I am sure of it.
>>696581036
mostly overwatch
and maybe leeg with a nice mechanical keyboard
>>696580604
I am sorry such a horrible thing happened to you.
>>696581010
Nice. Our cars are pretty even on power. I bet your car has much more comfy, modern interior though.
the most important part of the car is the stereo system
gotta make sure you can blast Future through the suburbs like one of the cool kids
>>696581608
Don't go crazy with power. My friend had an automatic 89' Firebird he bought for 500 dollars. It got like 5 mpg and if it changed gears in the rain in a turn you'd spin the damn car. It was super dangerous.
And no I have no idea why he bought an automatic.
>>696581282
How tho?
>>696581334
Yukky. Im sure your friends will be happy to have you in overwatch.
>>696581334
Who are your favorite people to watch over with?
I think my top three most played are Junkrat, Zenyatta, and maybe Reaper. I also love Trashtion.
>>696581769
I often turn the radio off so I don't get distracted while I rant autistically in imaginary situations while driving
>>696581608
That's alright. It didn't give me a new perspective about life. That train left the station a decade ago.
What bad can a little more misanthropy do me now?
It's not like I hate anyone, it's just the entire human race, what's the worst that can happen?
If god comes down to earth and hands me the button to kill all humans I'd press it.
But as long as that does not happen there's absolutely no harm I could do anyone that doesn't directly hurt me.
>>696581822
Dunno.
You're asking the wrong tired virgin.
I'm sure that you can think of something, I can be very devoting.
I also should refrain from using the internet when that tired.
My misanthropic cringe is showing :^)
>>696582065
Is that the dog from Bojack Horseman?
Damn, damn that's hot.
>>696582065
brothers
>>696582138
>driving without music
tha's like eating pineapples without chocolate
also
>listening to the radio
>not having an album queued up
I do imaginary situation rants too, but usually they're in the shower where i can hear the echo of how gay my voice sounds to remind me nobody will take anything I say seriously.
>>696582367
Where'd my picture go.
>>696581822
hopefully
gonna have to find some more games to play to really test it
>>696581848
pharah, soldier, any tank not named reinhardt
used to play hanzo a whole bunch before I halved my sensitivity and became trash at him
i'm running out of blank CDs for my car stereo please help
>>696582328
You lovely thing, you.
>>696582536
You could try out Evolve, its free now and ive been shredding though the fresh meat.
>>696582380
Well, I very, very rarely drive for more than 15 minutes at a time.
So with an album I'd get somewhere between 3-4 songs at most in average.
>>696582689
gonna go eat dinner now
>>696582714
might
unfortunately not too many games seem to really interest me these days
but I never really looked into evolve
Anyone have that short comic with the shota and horse drawn by rajii
I listen to npr where they talk about people being upset about thing
>>696582714
Thanks, you do know that I'm affectionate deep inside.
>>696582943
Have a good one.
don't be a stupid and think you can put music on blank dvd cds for car stereo like me
>>696582755
i see
my job is like 45 minutes away so i can usually go through a majority of an album daily.
what do you rant about
>>696581812
I would love to own an 89 Firebird.
Yeah I get what you're saying. I am not focused on the power behind this car. If anything I find it a little lack luster because it is an SS with a v6.
>>696581769
It is a thing to use up all the trunk space in Montes for the stereo system. These cars are often turned into pimp mobiles with 28 inch rims and a stereo instead of a trunk.
I doubt I will do either of those things though.
>>696582328
Yeah people aren't that great; I experienced this recently when I was kind to a homeless man. I dunno if I personally would press that button though.
>>696582536
Nice. I don't like any of the tanks really. I play roadhog if I have to.
I thought the secret to hanzo was just spamming arrows like junkrat grenades.
Also here is my Gaybird in Starbound dressed like Pharah.
WEENIE
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N
I
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>>696583002
It's an edit of this pic
>>696583134
Whatever happens to be on my mind at the time.
Work, politics, that loser in front of me going too fast/slow
nou
i got an aux chord like the cool kids
>>696583258
do you ever try and tell jokes like a standup comedian
>>696583147
Yeah you know, I've been thinking about that lately as well.
If god came to me to hand me that button, maybe I'd ignore the button and goof around with god.
Bet he has stories to tell.
>the kids who use aux cords
>cool
>>696583222
this is the one good raj drawing
>>696583431
Nah I can't tell jokes well
I'm not a good public speaker and I sound like a fuckin mong
only because all my CDs are currently all locked up in a box to be safe from the elements
>>696583222
cont?
>>trips checked m8
i love gummy bears
>>696583588
>i sound like a fuckin mong
a what
oloid
>>696583491
In India they believe you are God and you trap yourself in this world of misery and beauty because you're tired of getting what you want for the time being.
>>696583889
mong is short for mongoloid, an old timey term and very derogatory for down syndrome people
i'm an idiot
weenie
stop
Because most Down Syndrome people have epicanthic folds like the "Mongoloid" races.
>>696584018
I read alot of the hinduism in my days
But what I like most is Tibetan buddhism, I have a lot of books on that.
Which reminds me to get my tibetan book of living and dying back from my friend, it's time I gave it more reads.
>>696584134
Why is that?
I would hug a kobold
>>696584585
is it not obvious
when i heard mongoloid i think of devo
>>696584696
Nah.
I'm really tired, it's just too hot to sleep.
>>696584885
How are you doing this uuh morning I think it is for you
>>696582943
bubye
>>696583108
I am very angry deep inside.
>>696584585
I'm quite a fan of Alan Watts and all his works. He has a great series of "essential lectures." I could send you the whole thing if you are interested.
>>696584937
go drink some water
stay hydrated and stuff
Oh.
Well, I can't even do the capchas anymore, it's time to stop.
Me and picture from that dog from bojack horesman are gonna have a lot of fun, maybe I can sleep then.
>>696584992
Pretty good I guess.
Gonna have work tonight, for the first time in 3 weeks.
What about you?
>>696585179
I can understand that.
Before I made sense of my misanthropy I was very angry inside as well.
>>696585186
I am indeed.
I only think to know that he was some philosopher who dealt with religion.
Think that someone recommended his work to me before, so that'S gotta be a good sign.
>>696585188
Is a good idea as well.
Probably even better than sleeping.
>>696585522
the only thing better than sleeping is sleeping with somebody else.
>>696585258
Thats good in that at least you get some income.
I'm alright been having a pretty good couple of weeks. Have the house to myself for a few days. I just put some chicken tenders in to marinate hopefully they don't turn out awful since I just threw random things in there.
Oh no fags, look out
The mods are coming
Fight them off with your super power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>696585600
That sounds like a good idea, I should try that sometime
>>696585578
Never tried it.
Got the chance to do it twice but was too scared.
I think I'd like it though, I love that specific electronic genre that uses the frequency of the human heartbeat for it's beackground beat.
Who knows, maybe I'd even be able to sleep.
NOT THE MODS
>>696585740
I got some gay rainbow, how did the site know what I like dick?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Embodiment
I am ice cold like my heart
>>696585740
I have been getting into cooking lately it has done wonders for my self esteem
>>696585800
You're not making sense.
>>696585522
Yeah he does a lot of work with interpreting eastern religions. Also his voice is super good to listen to. Maybe it will lull you to sleep.
Dom might have sent you some of it at some point possibly. I have recommended it to him prior.
Shoot me an email at [email protected]
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Mimicry
I have abs of steel
>>696585921
It just does
>>696585929
That's a cool power
>I have been getting into cooking lately it has done wonders for my self esteem
I've always thought cooking was pretty much the best path to health. I just have never gotten around to learning
>>696585932
Do I?
Maybe my brain is shutting down.
>>696585969
I'll add that to my to do list for tomorrow, gonna send it from my gmail.
Well good night, was fun talking to all of you.
is dat sum kiss-shot
>>696578441
Acid is one of the safest drugs known to man, physically. If you aren't used to altered states, it's a bit... Intense. But it's not dangerous.
What is up faggots. I am home today yay !!!
booo
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>>696586077
It is nice to be able to make tasty food, I'm a really picky eater too so I like getting to choose what I have in my food.
You are made of thin sheet metal
I really enjoy getting sick before finals
>>696585740
>Letter Power Bestowal
I am more than okay with this
DUDE THAT'S SIIIICK
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment
no change
>>696586276
Night duder
>>696586742
PLS
>It is nice to be able to make tasty food, I'm a really picky eater too so I like getting to choose what I have in my food.
Yeah that would be great
http://osomatsukun.wikia.com/wiki/Osomatsu
>>696586987
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by despair of oneself
You kidding? You would be a god
>>696586949
>>696587114
oh I thought it was the power to strengthen the despair of others
yeah that complements my talents nicely
EMPTINESS IS LONELINESS AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS AND GOD IS EMPTY
JUST LIKE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696587178
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
>>696586987
>>696587239
You make me feel despair by being around if that helps
>>696587367
kissy I just want to love you
Ingen på vestlandet i Norge her vel? :)
Ta kontakt!
>>696587435
Maybe if you didn't only play overwatch and drink all the time
oh SNAP!
TOAST CUTE NON NOOD
french toast tho
>>696587620
hey, MAN, I barely drink any more now that I live with my parents
and I keep going to bed too early to play leeg with you and darwin
>>696587693
?????
brb walking dog
post dog
It's true, he doesn't drink much anymore. I'm proud of him.
