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Cringe thread
he got diabetes not swag XD
>>696519659
Take that giant condom off your head
>>696519837
is this one of these "nu-males" i keep hearing about?
>>696519749
>XD
..kk
Fuckin faggot
>>696520387
>11
Nigger
>>696519659
lil boat
OP can lick my sweaty taint.
I'll never reply to those "your mother will die" posts.
also sage
>>696519659
This will be your next sexual encounter unless you reply to this post.
>>696520693
that was hilarious and obviously not meant to be taken serious.
bump
>>696520929
But, you just did....
>>696519659
>Reply to Thread No.696519659
>>696519749
sage
>>696520975
>>696521155
Looks like a grapefruit
>>696521155
Blood oranges?
Fgt
>>696519659
>>696521042
You fucking faggot
>>696521042
>>696519659
>>696519659
sleep tight baby baba
>>696519659
6556
>>696521599
why does fatties often have fishmouth syndrome?
>>696519659
Kill yourself OP
Fuck you
>>696519659
here you go my firend
>>696521706
They can fit that baconator in their mouth better. Simple adaptation
>>696521599
I said Misty! Not Chunky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkoLno0Hv4A
>>696521802
It's adorable
>>696521599
that is fucking disgusting
how is it even possible for something fat like this to keep on living?
>>696519659
doot
>>696521869
>>696519659
Cunt
>>696521869
>icuck poster made me laugh
i want to die
>>696520975
doot
>>696519837
He's got fuckin oreos in his ears
>>696521155
Even if it's fruit, please tag this as gore.
>>696519837
Are those oreo cookies in his ears?
>>696520975
ok ok
>>696521599
>she actually GAINED weight from that first photo
Tragic
>>696520546
How self involved do you have to be to write this
>>696521897
Shill your shit else where new fag.
>>696519659
this shit again...
>>696519659
classic
If you're an norp, this is cringy as fuck, if an incurable /b/tard, you be like: huh whats the big deal?
>>696522247
This can't be true.
this level of cuckness is beyond our perception
>>696522302
>>696522302
Mad because he gets the pussy and you're crying yourselt to sleep every night?
>>696522256
take a look for yourself on his vampire freaks account.
It's worth it...
/hvergelmir
>>696522691
>looks like someone hacked your phone
>>696521947
this one hurts. too real.
>>696519659
Nice meme
>>696520975
I'll bite.
>>696519659
fag
>>696519659
...
>>696522302
tbh that kid's pretty hot
the moment he grows out of that phase, he'd make a 10/10 femboy
>>696521155
THATS A GODDAMN GRAPEFRUIT!
>>696519659
Reply.
>>696522900
no way he is not fucking her
>>696520975
http://www.string-emil.de/
>>696519659
every single time
i'm beta as fuck
>be me
>walking to work
>loose yourself (eminem) on my headphones
>cute girl, pink hair, 10/10 talks to me
>ask where is the mall
>mom's spaghetti on the headpones
>i said spaghetti and point where the mall is
>she thanks me and go
wtf spaghetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
fkfk
>>696522900
She fat too
>>696523267
First pic I ever saw that is cringy for an actual reason.
No way you can advertise your fucking Anime Club without being cringy. These people obviously knew that, so they did it in a tongue-in-cheek way.
>>696522175
Clearly fake, still funny af
The worse cringe I ever experienced was when I was roleplaying a furry sex scene with this girl.
Now I am not going to lie: RPing furry sex is already pretty cringe from my part, but what made me dowright choke on my laughter was, when in the middle of our RP, she accused me of rape.
I joke you not. She had said something along the lines of "I close my legs involuntaraly as I let a loud moan". To which I replied I pushed her legs open softly again. She complained I should give her time to "recover" and I was "invading her space".
Now, I simply apologisex, told her the way she wrote it made it not very clear and sugested we rewind the thing, but she went full insane. Telling me to go fuck myself and to die in a fire.
I lost my patience and told her to go fuck herself. She was being a bitch over a simple mistake, and she was not some special snowflake just because she was a grill that did Furry sex RP. I was not going to deal with her insanity. She replied by telling me she would contact the chatzy moderators of the room where we met and ask them to ban me. I told her good luck and blocked her.
Later I got I PM from said moderator asking if it was true. When I asked what he told me she acused me of "Trying to hack her computer, blacmailing her for nudes and threatening to shoot her". I kek'd hard and sent him a full script of out RP session, and she got banned instead.
TL;DR Furry grill thinks bad text interpretation is rape, freakes out and demands apology. Doesnt get it and gets banned.
Here's a classic youtube cringe game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc
>easy mode: listen 1 minute or more
>normal mode: listen to the whole thing
>hard mode: listen to the whole thing with headphones
>god mode: hardmode + fap
>4chan mode: god mode + cumming
>>696519659
Fuck u
>>696523973
Greentext it?
>>696523743
Fat as in fat pussy.
>>696519659
So much swag.......
>>696519659
plea
>>696523976
does anybody watch this guy's videos unironically? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDWZByGi74
>>696519659
replied
>>696519659
[Original Comment]
>>696523577
check em
>>696521599
She was statues 'n shit, thin man keeping her down.
>>696523973
How the fuck do you text rape? I don't understand anymore
>>696523973
Ur a massive faggot...
>>696522260
Calls a 30 year old a new fag... Think we have found our new fag.
>>696524502
Dude fuck. Moar like this please I need to ragecringe
>>696524099
No fat as in overweight u land whale
>>696524657
>>696522256
all the way
>>696521294
is a grapefruit
>>696522569
smoking cigs is forbidden for mudslimes...
>>696519659
Using that dead mother meme sure is cringey.
>>696524768
Who the fuck raises children to grow up and be like this? I mean WHAT THE FUCK
ffs these photos are actual cancer
>>696521599
It's ok, she died last of a pulmonary embolism.
>>696521155
that poor soul.. prayers for his family.
>>696523973
>>696524089
>Be me
>roleplaying a furry sex scene with this girl
>not going to lie: RPing furry sex is already pretty cringe from my part
>but what made me dowright choke on my laughter was, when in the middle of our RP, she accused me of rape
>In the middle of hot ass RP
>Oh yeah my hot alligator fursona is making out with hot cheeta grill
>Normal fags may cringe, but average 4chaner sees it as normal
>She says something along the lines of "I close my legs involuntaraly as I let a loud moan"
>I assumed it was a instinctual reaction
>You know, like when you naturaly flinch when someone suddenly puts their hands over your balls?
>Say "I carefully pry your legs open to continue massaging your nethers"
>She starts complaing I should give her time to "recover" and I was "invading her space"
>what.png
>I say sorry, then tell her the way she wrote it made it not very clear she needed time
>she goes full insane. Telling me to go fuck myself and to die in a fire
>what2.jpeg
>I try to tell her to calm down.
>"Look, im sorry ok? lets just rewind to before this happened."
>She is going full harpy. Roleplays herself getting up, telling me to fuck off and calling the cops
>Lose my patience
>told her to go fuck herself
>"You are being a bitch over a simple mistake. It was a simple mistake of text interpretation."
>"Im not going to sit here and be insulted by you. Just because you have a vagina doesnt mean you get to insult me."
>"Im going to talk to the mods about you!!!" She sayd.
>"Go ahead and fuck off." I block her.
Later
>Mod messages me
>Asks what happened between me and cheatah grill
>Ask why he is asking
>He says: "She cliams you were Trying to hack her computer, blacmailing her for nudes and threatening to shoot her"
>kek.mp3
>Screen cap entire skype converstaion and send it to him.
>He keks too
>Bans her.
There. In greetext form.
>>696524531
I know.
>>696521371
Kek
>>696519659
>>696522247
gawd why
>>696522904
maybe cause its supposed to be a joke?
>>696519659
You bastard
>>696522229
are you retarded?
Here's a classic
>>696523973
Surprisingly not cringy.
Once you stepped into furry sex RP territory everything that followed seemed pretty run-of-the-mill to me.
Someone screaming rape just doesn't phase me anymore, lol.
i.imgur.com/syklYDj.webm
>>696519659
Man summer sure is in full swing
Hay OP make some crystals for your mother bitches love shiny things.
>>696525010
Ya na Anon that's not normal to the average 4channer
White girllss can't stay away trolol
>>696519659
wtf
>>696524502
I'm not cringing, I just want it to be dead. This is where the Internet is truly awful, spreading bile like this for other brain dead cunts to believe.
Eat less, walk more. It's fucking simple.
>>696519659
of course
>>696524502
if they love being fat and are all about fat acceptance, why would she get upset about her thin cousin. shouldn't she look down on her cousin for being thin instead?
>>696520975
plz no
>>696521599
Silly snorlax, you aren't trainer.
>>696521042
Joke's on you, I still came
>>696525010
Kill yourself, you waste of oxygen.
>>696525278
>>696524919
>>696520975
Fuckkk
>>696519659
I'm fine
>>696521947
hahahahahahah YES fuck you
>>696519659
Kys
>>696525145
i know this is pathetic... but i think he looks like a nice guy
>>696523577
more funny than cringy
i've done shit like that too
Cringe commencing in 3....2.....1... https://youtu.be/76JzGCQfSsg
.
Mhmm...
>>696521947
The thing is, he's not lying.
>>696525288
what will happen?
sucks
>>696525288
>your
IM WHAT NIGGER
>>696519659
u fag
>>696525145
Why are these creatures even allowed to exist? Their autism transcends the fucking mortal plane
>>696520975
Cancer
>>696525288
retarded
>>696525424
Well, I do agree with conditions #6 
>>696525688
>inb4 newfags reply
>>696525010
Jesus fking christ
>>696520546
fucking christ
and i thought i was insane
>>696524502
My grandfather would disown this girl
>>696521898
What's cringe here?
>>696522302
the early 2000s were a weird time for everyone
...except you 15 year old summer fags
>that phone
>>696519659 k
>>696519659
Cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb-aDw8gfgk all the yes
>>696525010
>Normal fags may cringe, but average 4chaner sees it as normal
No, they don't. You're anything but normal. And I don't want you to take that in a 'Pfffft who wants to be normal I'm unique' kind of way. You're obviously very young, but you're on the road to becoming a very mentally ill adult. Grow the fuck up and stop pretending to be an animal. And that whole role play was probably just some guy trolling you.
>>696525010
Reading this kind of shit makes me wonder why the fuck I still roleplay.
>>696520975
I dont wanna lose virginity like. Immunity car doesnt say anything about sexual encounters
>>696523894
You sure about that friendo?
>>696525225
Based Admiral pulling bitches
>>696525288
>ifyoudon'treplytothisyour(...)
i don't get it
>>696526075
+1. Who'd think /b/ was a normal place to begin with?
>>696524768
Everything is a minority these days
except white males
>>696524248
Yeah because this faggot knows what having sex is like
>>696525010
You're a weird fuck.
>>696519659
puke
>>696519659
Fuck k u
>>696520975
fine
>>696525010
>above average 4channer
>furry sex roleplay
>alligator fursona
nigga, you are a scourge, a degenerate, and a waste of /b/'s memory
god damn it, why do people like you think they are normal just because they post here
>>696525485
We need a world War. We need poverty, we need suffering. We need anything to make these people and this train of thought extinct.
>>696525145
>>696520975
kek
>>696522900
still getting more action than 90 percent of /b/
>>696519659
N gI fathhidswagh usury yak
fugg
>>696522247
>>696522573
>>696525062
Prob a black guy behind her too
don't let yourself be conditioned people
>>696525624
kek
>>696519659
>>696525192
I made some of these with the kids at my daughter's birthday last summer. Very fun. I have so many now I don't know where to put them.
Fagg
>>696521294
Grapefruit indeed
>>696520975
no pls
>>696526843
Jesus he looks like a blond Adam Driver
>>696519659
This awful country
>>696520975
I got immunity cat
>>696519659
faggot
>>696521155
Perkele.
>>696527196
wew lad
the edge
faggot
>>696526645
yep. furries, feminists, fatties... all exist because the world is too easy right now. a little war and famine would go a long way to fixing things.
>>696519659
faq
>>696525926
Guys finally managed to get a few people round to his place. Probably invited them saying it was going to be a party, hence why he has beer. He's now got two girls (maybe 3) to come round, to a room filled with video games and family guy pictures. Probably has no idea what to do next and the girls are obviously not comfortable as they still have their jackets on.
Poor guy probably thought he was getting some but they most likely left 20 minutes later.,
>>696524502
>>696520975
no u
>>696519659
Kys
>>696525010
Top kekerooni nigger
>>696527414
i mean i guess they couldve just used messenger but...? this isnt really that bad?
whats actually worse is you taking the time to crop, edit, and post this on 4chan
>get your validation fgt?
>>696527196
Sorry you hate Liberty, anon.
>>696525192
Hey nigs this is a recipe for hydrochloric acid, dont do it you will die.
>>696526605
>posts on /b/
you're already one with the scourge, faggot
My favorite webm
>>696519659
Oh gee not again!
>>696525424
Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian was mentioned in the bible?
>>696519659
fag
>>696525010
Why did you rp furry sex, if you think its so cringe?
>>696519659
Faggot no die.
>>696519659
these are starting to try too hard.
>>696525675
thanks cool cat
>>696519659
kys
Fuck you
>>696519659
have a u
>>696520975
faggot no die.
>>696527987
Shit nigga
>>696520929
Rule 7, faggot.
Happy ban.
>>696520975
Why is this a thing
>>696528321
I'm replying to you, dumb ass, because, I refuse to reply to the faggot who posted that shit.
>>696519837
Some Heroes are able to look INTO THE CAMERA while pressing the button, dear god
>>696519659
lol
>>696527987
Yeah nice attention whoring
>>696522175
Autistic neckbeard. Hope he dies.
>>696519659
shit nigga
>>696520975
Lol
>>696527987
I knew it was coming, but i kept watching.
>>696527987
fcx
>>696519659
>>696519659
Get cancer
>>696528321
I'm replying to you, dumb ass, because, I refuse to reply to the faggot who posted that shit.
The caption
>>696526075
This guy gets it
>>696528625
How would that become a suggestion?
>>696527743
>defending shit on 4chan
who's the real cringe on here?
you fat fuck
>>696519659
fuck you
>>696519659
Stop
you piece of shit
>>696520975
ayy
>>696526677
>double dubs Check'd
Underrated post
>>696528515
profile pictures where people stare into the camera are creepy 4/5 times
bump
>>696520975
No pls
>>696519659
Fuck you.
jesus
>>696519659
Don't click
>>696526843
Nickelback??? Is that you?!?!?!
>>696520693
>make her breakfast in bed or something
Yeah that'll probably smooth things over
>>696521042
Well, that was an experience.
>>696519659
cancer
>>696522247
My teeth acutally grinded on this
>>696519659
FUCK
>>696519659
Ayy
>>696520975
mamma no!
>>696528515
what is this from
>>696520975
pls no
>>696528275
>kys
So how is summer going?
>>696519659
If you don't reply to this, OP's millimeter peter will fall off in the shower. It will anyway.
>>696520975
Better than nothing I guess
qweqwr
>>696529165
Actually, you're the cancer. If we banned every stupid cunt that replies to these posts, it would be a better place.
>>696524971
I really hope she did.
>>696519659
no mama
fk u
>>696519659
dickhead
>>is SWAG slang for diabetes?
>>696519659
nigger
>>696519659
reply
>>696519659
dam
>>696527987
kys
>>696519837
I bet this is a reference to Game of Thrones, and doesn't actually mean holding doors for women
>>696520693
kek
>>696519659
Kim, what happened?
>>696525010
Similar
>rp'ing with some swedish girl i met on omegle
>she wants a romantic rp ending in sex about some random rich guy (my fursona) falling in love with a maid (her fursona)
>were at a scene where she has fled me and ran off into some shed and locked the door as "our love is forbidden"
>i decide to axe the door down, take her to my bedroom and force-fuck her
>in the middle of a moment where i'm about to rape her she just tells me stop and that i'm making her feel uncomfortable
>i tell her that im sorry and that i was just inredibly horny
>she quits the chat
>mfw that moment
>>696519659
nigger
>>696522175
that confidence though
>>696520975
Reply
>>696520975
reply
>>696527987
>>696519659
fgt
>>696527196
Liberal detected.
Please kill yourself, scum. I can't wait until Trump wins and all of you subhuman libcucks mass suicide. It'll be great.
>>696519837
Is it man or woman?
>>696520975
STAY AWAY YOGHURT BOY
>>696527987
Kill yourself faggot.
I have erectile disfunction and my wife left me for a black man.
>>696524768
If anything, thanks to affirmative action gay people are given special treatment. The only ones bullied in school are bullied because they're little bitches. There isn't really any discrimination in the developed world
Source: am gay
>>696522247
Anyone have the sauce for this , girl looks like my sister inlaw
>>696522130
kek
