> pic related is your slave for 1 week
>she has to do anything you say
>you are free to use her in any way you want
Wat do?
Kill her for bein a fat Jew Cunt.
>>696464339
listen to me bitch, without complaint or judgement, for 1 week about the woman i'm heartbroken over.. and put on some clothes.
Shit in her mouth
Make her pick cotton
Tell Cody that I'm his dad now.
>>696464339
Provide body shot
>>696464339
Put her on a treadmill hooked up to a generator. Free power for a week and it is a start to making her not a landwhale
>>696464580
Not a Jew
>>696464927
>>696465094
>>696465263
280 aint no lady.
Her ass and feet
>>696466143
you mean her obese ass and diabetic induced inflamed feet?
all fat people must die.
>>696466514
Everybody will die one day bruh
>>696466783
>>696466783
yeah but why suffer? i plan on doing kickflips until like 90-95.
>>696467095
you aint never seen a land whale doing mad rail grinds.
>>696467203
im drunk, this threads shit, im gonna continue.
>>696467322
>>696467407
>>696467460
>>696467516
>>696467591
sk8 pr0n break.
>>696467203
"Mad rail grinds" are the least of my worries bruh. Still be just as dead at 95 as somebody at 25
>>696467019
>>696467747
put the bitch to put in work out here in da 510
then spend all the money on weed, bottle service, and clothes
#ghettolife
>>696467764
>actually likes people with 150lbs of fat attached
see the thing about boards is that theres no fat. just smooth trucks and dope tricks.
>>696464339
too manly. I'm with that anon that said pick cotton, not good enough for the house or harem. Or she could press wine I guess.
>>696468037
guys, remember this isnt facecock. its /b/. stop with your faggot shit.
tell her to become a pure 2D waifu
>>696468136
>>696464339
Pimp her out for that week and then kick her out.
>>696468144
>>696468301
>>696468337
Clean my house, and give me 1 billion dollars of US currency.
>>696468390
>>696468440
in america we call them dollars you fucking commie scum.
>>696468579
>>696468604
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moo
>>696468736
>>696468579
You will love on in my heart, as the sk8r 4ever
>>696467407
Fuckin Shane. Gr8 skater but why did he have to go to primitive?
>>696468846
now if only more people took the effort to bump out shit ass fucking garbage threads this place might be a tiny bit better.
stop posting in stupid fucking threads and make /b/ great again.
>>696468136
Gonz is God
>>696469039
not sure. i just like sk8. idc who just as long as its some dank sk8, im game. i got sk8 for days.
my sk8 folder is in the 4 digits.
This is some Ryan Juanzemis up in this thread
>>696468885
>>696469039
>>696469322
with your help we can slowly rid this shit rathole of a chan back to where it should be. all it takes is some sk8.
>>696469621
>>696468604
>>696469104
>remember when /b/ was good?
Whatever dude, thanks for keeping the thread bumped
>>696464339
Mom?
>>696469728
im gonna personally bump this thread out.
>>696469848
you mean keeping my thread bumped. dont mind if i do. and yeah there was a time on 4penis where there wasn't some pathetic attention grabbing thread every 3 seconds.
only good bumbs. these are rare today.
>>696469848
>>696470203
i have enuf sk8 to simultaneously bump out 4-5 shit threads. but this one is my bitch tonight.
>>696470203
bless up skater dude. You da real OP
>>696470203
>>696470227
>>696470227
but seriously. like for real. why did you post that? what was your goal? fucking useless.
>>696470334
hell yeah man. keep it real nigga.
>>696470448
try me. i got you beat 10-1.
>>696470448
Where are her pics and gif from
>>696470448
dicks everywhere
>>696470703
you can get them at www dot sk8forlyfe dot thrash.
>>696470897
wow. dude. my sincerest gratitude. fucking saved.
Op where's this slam piggy from. I'm pretty sure I know her. Or have at least seen her
>>696470448
where is your fat heifer now faggot?
>>696471172
yeah, she may have been getting her utters pumped behind the camera on this one.
>>696470703
From me. Want links to two webms of her getting her ass rekt by a bbc?
>>696470938
You're a special kind of retarded, I'm sure you're proud of yourself
>>696471172
but fo reel tho mah family. fucking walk off a cliff.
>>696471369
Yes please she is fantastic
>>696471172
East coast
>>696471369
Yes. Post vids bro I'm diamonds.
>>696471369
im not the one posting images of a fat skank. you obviously havent been here that long.
this is /b/. random.
>>696471577
Alright op. Pretty sure. Give me a better clue. Zip code? Town or near by town?
>>696471573
>>696471577
>>696471593
oh shit, watch out. its the changeover.
>>696464339
>tie her up to a chair
>put 6 pairs of pants on her
>put 8 pairs of socks on her arms
>put 12 shirts on her
>no bra
>no panties
>also 3 leather jackets
>make her play jenga with me
>if she loses I pull off one article of clothing
>if I lose I let her go
>>696471768
I like the chick but still props for posting my fav car of all time
>>696471573
>>696471593
Heres the first link
http://webmup.com/c5b73/
>>696471924
breh, you know it. this get your jimmies hard?
>>696471939
>first link
you mean first shit.
>>696471992
I'd get in that tailpipe.
Vids look nothing like her
>>696472069
if just 4 or 5 of us old guards took the time to improve 4ham this place could actually hold a candle to 420chan.
idiot
>>696464339
Not my type.
>>696472132
you know wassup my man.
god this thread took an unexpected turn
never change /b/ never change
>>696472193
>>696472208
get a life losers.
>>696472283
dude im trying my best. if only my brethren would help me out we could rid this place of the utter garbage that has seemed to infected it.
>>696472256
That's a fuckin beauty. Fuck the original thread, rad ass cars.
>>696472396
fuck yes. this guy gets it.
>>696472517
get ready. ima switch it up soon.
Take her organs and sell them, and then let my Gf play with/use her for the rest of the week.
>>696464339
Walk and feed the dog, maybe vacuum a couple times. But mostly she could just chill out and chat about random crap with me.
>>696472857
or post niggas with anime bitches and purple drank.
>>696472921
>>696472921
are you some kind of faggot or something?
>>696473028
I just got here. I love your thread so far OP.
>>696473053
>>696464339
i would tell her to seduce a young man in the name of islam. she would have sex with him on a daily basis, turning his teenage mind into something of a tangled mess of asshair.
then, i would have her seduce him into strapping a ton of explosives onto his person and going to the museum of tolerance in any major city.
roughly 5 miles from the location of a major bank.
I would then wait for the first of the month - with a crew of 2 other close friends.
i'd have her schedule his "terrorist demands" at roughly 4pm - the height of rush hour and far enough away from my bank heist.
I would have him call the local news on his cellphone to heighten the attention on his location.
I would then rob the crap out of the location - taking not only the end of the moth cash but the safe deposit boxes as well.
with the entirety of the police force on my stupid, stuipid Islamic red herring, my escape is all but secure.
he would then wander to the museum of tolerance (which no person ever visits) and presses the button. This makes his cause legitimate and kills no people.
i would take my private jet (paid in cash from my ill gotten gains) and go someplace south; with sunshine and clear water.
>>696473111
>>696471939
Youve delivered! Been waiting since i saw this type of thread bout her a while back. Thanks
>>696473127
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>he would thenolerance (which no person ever visits) and presses the button. This
the fuck did you just say nigga?
>>696473299
>>696473232
yeah thanks fucker. thanks for making 4pin worse now because of what you said.
>>696464339
I'm sure I saw some amateur vids of her. What's her name?
>>696473437
>>696473299
my plan is full proof. your google translate is busted.
stop being an immigrant and learn english.
>>696473492
her name is yours. jesus you guys are pathetic.
>>696473656
we need more posts like yours. less of these i-know-this-chick-guys-am-i-cool-yet-guys-look-at-me threads. fucking posers.
>>696473299
why are your "anime niggas with bitches" hardly niggas?
you really suck at this.
>>696473232
Sorry it took so long bruh. Heres the second link
http://webmup.com/6b22e/
>>696464339
Creampie every single hole of hers that many times how i can
>>696473888
because i saved them really fucking drunk and clearly 4chen is afraid of black people so ill stop that and resume with the dank cars.
>>696464339
I swear I know this girl, You from Australia brah?
>>696474007
bruh, breh, brah, bro, dog, homie, son, nobody cares. only cars.
>>696474061
>>696474103
>desperation
this is what it looks like.
>>696474090
Porsches and Mercedes Benz's?
We must be filthy Armenians now.
>>696474103
straya? i got the perfect car for you.
>>696474415
nah breh. i still got the good stuff.
>>696464339
That mark! She's a Joestar!
>>696474270
the graffiti behind your shit lexus shows your true colors.
>>696474563
no shes a hoestar. and not a very good one.
>>696474539
no. no you have awful taste.
>>696474668
Hey man don't shit on the part 9 protagonist
>>696473864
Sorry to bother you on this, but it's 4am here and I'm very tired, so I kinda have no idea what you're on about. All I know is I'm apparently a good person? (which is ironic).
>>696474657
>doesnt recognize nurburgring
>doesnt know about graffiti
>>696474725
you have no taste. post something or fuck off.
>>696474926
well your image is pretty dank. so id say your a pretty good person because you didnt succumb to the typical 4skin images posts.
Have her clean house, fold laundry and mow the lawn so that I have more time to fuck my wife.
>>696475202
who the fuck are you talking about? cars cant do those things.
>>696474007
>>696474103
No
>>696475202
dat asston
>>696474965
>claims shit graffiti that he can't translate has something to do with nurburgring
>doesn't know anything about scrawling
>being this much of a pleeb
>>696475393
lol i didnt even click on that. whats that supposed to be? an elbow pipe fitting underneath a sink or what? explain this to me.
>>696475480
>tries to start an agrument with a drunk person
who the fuck were you even talking to?
>>696475052
how about no - i like to see your horrible, 17 year old love for shit. i'm watching you be an asshole here.
you wouldn't know class if it sat on your face after killing your mother with its horrible smell.
>>696475632
oh wait, me? right? k, cool.
>>696475676
>insert edgy here
cool man. you like cars too?
>>696475632
i'm drunk as fuck right now.
you're stupid and your taste is horrible. fuck your mom.
>>696475815
lets move on.
>>696475815
apparently you don't.
>>696475393
>>696475849
i would but she is kinda fat right now. shes losing weight but shit man idk. again, moving on.
>>696475930
How about VA op?
>>696475930
>>696475928
dude nice car post. where did you find that? thats one hot car.
>>696475191
Well like, I got some hitler memes so I'm pretty sure that disqualifies me from being good, and I did talk about stealing a girls organs and letting my girlfriend fondle the corpse. Thanks for the compliment though, I don't get many responses on this site, much less people actually saying something nice to me. (Another plot twist, people actually like me in real life, as weird as it is).
>>696476236
nice words man. i only read a few but right on. im sure you meant well.
>>696475979
she is, but it's still not enough to heft her large haunches over your pinto to penetrate.
it's like fucking a 230 lb bag of chicken fat on the roof of a late-model pt cruiser.
>>696476236
but real dog...i only read "me, me, me, and me. also me". nobody cares about you. only what you post.
>>696476605
hombre. im talking about my mom. shes dead. wtf are you on about?
i think this still counts as a car.
>>696476095
shit lexus in a shit country. ey, mate - get a proper car.
>>696476819
ayyo lmao m80 get a proper post.
>>696476946
yeah i fucked that up, so what?
>>696476816
i'm talking about her as well.
it took me forever to dig her out of that shallow grave your dad dropped her in - even worse, hefting that huge bulk onto your shit car and having sex with her corpse.
your mom is a terrible lay.
>>696477262
>guise look at me
>sooo random
>am i cool yet
get a life loser.
>>696476946
so you like driving 12 volt razors? well, i can't agree but to each his own. i mean, if your wife was a hog i PROBABLY wouldn't say anything.
>>696475930
Have any full nudes she so so hot
>>696476380
>>696476617
Sorry, fuck, sometimes I forget to ask about others :(
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Constant sit ups and cardio for 3 hours a day and a healthy diet at 7 days if she's still fat hand her to a black guy
>>696477398
oh no! did i offend you?
hold on, let me shift your mother's dead weight (literally) into a better position so i can look you in the eyes as i tell you this.
you taste is awful, you don't know cars, and your a baby.
stop crying.
>>696477431
whoa. caught me off guard with that one. nothing but work for the moment, 50+ hrs/wk. getting that sweet sweet OT nigga. saving up for a big grow op. weed and shrooms.
you doing anything cool lately?
>>696477677
>all those words
>no car
>self induced butthurt
im just posting cars, drunk. if you guys want to join in sure but otherwise im riding solo.
>>696478197
56 cars and nobody except me has posted a car. i am very disappointed in you guys.
>>696477957
oh silly-pants, you really don't know how little i care about this.
you keep on dreaming mate, someday you'll have what i have.
>>696478339
then why did you come here? i came here to derail a thread, successfully might i add, nothing else. what have you contributed except some mindless bitching?
nigga. i. dont. care.
>>696476021
Yup
>>696478581
shit, youre still here? better do something about that.
>>696478312
Not very successful, I'm still here
>>696478817
yeah now i got you beat 20-1. keep trying.
>>696478817
>>696478884
shit man, im slipping.
>>696478932
thank god. another shit thread bumped out.
>>696478932
You're fucking sad bro
>>696479015
now i dont care what you guys do.
ill be back to derail another garbage thread.
>>696479055
fuck dog i know. shut up.
>>696478581
>>696478817
>>696478911
SW? Rural area?
>>696479055
but im gonna keep bumping...
>>696479171
to completly bump this thread...
OP my dick is diamonds, post more of this slut.
>>696479199
out of existance. yeah i know 35 others will takes its place in 3 minutes but for a brief moment 4pin was 1% as good as 420chan.
>>696479319
my efforts are like putting a q tip in an oil spill but shit, i tried. more than any of you faggot have done.
>>696467764
STOP POSTING THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT LIKE NO ONE CARES THAT YOU FINALLY SCORED SOME PUSS EVERYONE CAN SCORE FAT BITCHES
>>696464339
Rob a Bank
>>696477803
I'm kinda just working at a camp/park/motel doing housekeeping, I'm gonna go back to school to get all the credits I need to pass (I fucked up a bunch so I'll be in 12b). So not much is really happening for me at the moment.
>>696479401
thank you.
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if more people bumped out shit ass garbage trash attention seeking bad threads, this place might be one fucking iota better. one man derailed this terrible thread. the rest of you can do the same and make this place a tiny bit better.
>>696479521
you got any student loan/debt shit? you ever fuck with anybody shit? fuck i got 11k to pay back and nothing to show for it.
>>696479147
Haha yea. You know her?
>>696478312
'guy that called you sk8r 4ever' sorry anon I missed the call of the cars
>>696479753
dude, i screencapped this thread. i wont forget you mang. ill be back. i hope you are there.
cheers homie.
>>696479717
>>696479717
I'm sure I've seen her before either make another thread when this dies or give me a kik
>>696479914
HeathenWolf84 on kik
>>696479649
I don't know how it works in the US but in Canada you don't gotta pay for your highschool, and I haven't even started to attend collage (probably never will). And if I need any money I got 10k in housekeeping money to dip into, but me and my girlfriend are gonna be moving into a apartment together around December probably.
How'd you get the 11k in student loans?
>>696464339
Make her clean my house
>>696480518
you dont pay for high school in the us either but since i dont have a rich family/scholarships, i had to take out loans to pay for classes. but real life happened and i had to dropout, will definitly finish. isnt secondary education pretty cheap for you guys? you know with that new justin guy and all?
shit if i lived in canada id just hike to a small lake in the bush and live like brian from hatchet. and grow weed.
>>696480518
in case this thread 404s, its not often you come across somebody on 4plan that you can actually talk too. i hope i run into you again, you canadian bastard. keep your posts on (or if need be off) topic and keep em good. youre a man among anons.
smoke more chill out. keep it SLAYER.
