Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696431918
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
Nico claimed~
>>696445627
I'll be sure too!
>>696446911
lol maybe, there are a bunch of empty offices...
>claimed
>>69644682
>icee
WATCHING
>>696446911
>maki-dakki
But 911 tho. The planes reached the buildings right?
>checked
Just let it happen and itll be great lmao. Dude what if i wanted to go up to each one of them and shank them till last man?
>maki get
>>696446932
>iowa
It would be extremely painful
>>696447272
>little nico
You'll love it!
>>696447401
>icee
Watching
Explosion slut claimed.
Stella lewd get
>>696446911
surprisingly my shenanigans stopped him from taking a salvo and hes still mad about it
>>696447422
Claim
Hi everyone how you doing today
Iowa claimed
>>696446911 So long as it isn't getting stomped I have fun in OW.
>>696447110
I'M NOT DOING THESE THINGS WITH YOU
>>696447401
I don't know these "guns" Might end up blowing up in your face
>>696447691
You're a big guy
>>696447691
That means you'll get one to me along with that dr pepper you said you're gonna give me right??
>>696447974
So long as your q button works you have fun in OW you doof.
>>696447944
Fake.
The country girl returns, now dressed in a mimic sundress with spaghetti straps, still adorned in bells and earring, her choice of color, honestly fucking sucks tbh fam.
>>696447272
Oh? Because getting wet is fun
>Tomato line
That was good.
>>696447691
You're about to get an eye full if you keep watching me like that~
>>696447974
If they didnt then I'd be a little disappointed
>>696445938
Either one would work to be honest.
Yep, me and This cunt >>696445968 are playing.
>>696446019
Hmmmmm, sure!
>>696446310
I've only ever been able to get one scholarship ever, and it required me to be a full time student when I was unable to.
Yes, so make housing a tad bit more expensive, and I get a job that pays up to 3 times as much. Seems like a nice trade, no?
>>696446911
Nah, Tier X ships are, which in my line would be the Yamato.
>>696447272
WEW
>>696447944
fine you?
>>696447974
>IM NOT DOING THESE THINGS WITH YOU
Why so tsundere? So much like Rin
>>696448150
pic
>>696448226
Fine to thanks
So whats is everyone figthing for?
>>696447974
IM BIG?!?! THAT'S THE FIRST IN THREAD. IVE BEEN BARRAGED BY SHORT JOKES HERE AND THERE
>>696448114
>
>>696448154
Try me
WATCHING
>>696448172
Go for it! Also keep a leash on your shipmate please
>>696448514
You're a fake.
>>696448114
They don't call the mop for nothin!
>>696448154
So you're telling me you'd want to run that risk?
>>696448172
I've always meant to get into it but I dunno it just seems like it'd take a while to get my girl Iowa.
>>696448314
It's better to take after the best girl right? But tsundere would imply I love you ya know :^)
>>696448543
lol get pranked shortstack
>>696448172
>Times your wage by 3
>Housing prices multiply since now they are more affordable
It would be a nice trade if the price of other items wouldn't rise as well. Not to mention if people were to visit your state, them making less money would mean buying anything in your state would be a horrible idea 5 dollar coke there, or 3 dollar coke here. They want to fix that by taking away state rights and setting the wage with the government.
>Fuck state rights right?
>>696448543
Watch these!
>>696447272
Alright. That was pretty damn smooth. Cutest thing I've seen all day, right after you of course.
>>696447648
Go for it. Just don't get caught, get one of those sleep mask with eyes kek.
>>696447691
It was an inside job.
Got a point there. Either way his reaction is bound to be funny. It's just so absurd, none of the other Rockstar games had that. Ha, you'd have to shoot all of their guns out of their hands first, or cripple them.
>>696447891
There's no pleasing this salt shaker.
>>696447974
Heh, wish I could say the same.
>>696448172
>Tier X
Which tier are you then?
>>696448543
>IM BIG?!?!
Dont let it get to your head halfling
>>696448781
Oh shit did a Yankee insult me?!?
>>696447815
Aw still you trying~
yeah i kinda were trying to get some lewds :^)
last lewd get
Claiming stella and i'm off to the airfield and get back home.
See you.
>>696448154
I have to agree with you there~
Thank you thank you, some of my finer work.
>>696448172
Hahaha hush~
>>696448543
What if i asked for some sour candy too..?
>>696448781
No one calls you the mop
>>696448884
Hehe i just can't help myself when it comes to you~ I'm sorry. And hey being cute is my specialty!
>>696448884
It's perfect...no one will ever know. GUH ITS BED TIME I GUESS. See you possibly tomorrow or maybe not. Going to a concert!
Night friends!
>Nobody notices the fox mom
>>696449097
have fun
>>696448781
:(
>>696448804
Not impressed
>>696448884
Like that couldve been quads
I just want to see him flip his shit. Didn't rocksteady make a batman game? I always cripple them
>>696449205
They have frozen custard sundaes with maybe sour candies in it
>>696449432
It happens but i dont really care for (you)s
This thread is shit
>>696448781
I'm a risk taker, so of course!
>>696449205
Very smooth, to bad I can't use food jokes with the tsun rider.
>>696449432
>(You)
>>696449577
But wouldn't that melt in the car ride over here? :(
>>696449787
Heh well i'm only able to stick with tomato jokes but i'm sure i'll come up with more soon here anyways.
>>696449432
Fell u /b/rah
Take your (you)
>>696448884
I don't get how people can just be mad at a single loss. A collective I get though. I just stopped caring I about that I guess.
>>696449056
>yankee
The proper term is the free you britbong
>>696449205
Everyone calls me the mop! Even you do!
>>696449577
Don't be sad smug you're still a cute little shit. You also got some nice dubs
>>696449787
A risk taker..? I don't know if I can deny this dedication
>>696449981
Homie, you let me do the worrying about that and you worry about me making it there
>>696450184
>light gasp
Yay!
Rory-sama claimed
>>696450184
>Britbong
>Actually live in the US
>Waifu happens to be British
Nice try looks like you chest compensates for your knowledge :^)
>>696450363
Hi Rory,was wondering where were you
>>696449577
Data caps prevent my good stuff...
>You win for now smugs.
>>696449981
>Nice plump and juicy tomatoes?
>Need to squeeze them to make sure theyre ripe~
>>696450184
Exactly, so let's see your cannons~
>>696450455
Kek
Claiming
Im tired
>>696450629
Working as usual.
>>696450870
Noticed and go to bed homie
>>696450184
I do it ironically when you blow an ultimate.
>>696450319
Alright.. I'm trusting you on this one smuggo.
>>696450718
>a taste test can be used to check for ripeness too you know~
>>696450718
>firm yet yielding tomatoes
>>696448543
What's Mizore doing? I'm like, half paying attention to the thread in between matches.
>>696448781
It will, but it's worth it. Iowa is considered one of the best in her class, even if she's only a T9.
>>696448884
I'm at T6 right now. Just about 1/3rd of the way to T7.
Being sick blowsss
Claimed
>>696451088
>You can really tell a tomato is good by how juicy it is after a bite~
>>696451256
>Best kind!
>>696451374
Smugs just likes pet play
>What kind of collar will you get me?~
>>696449205
That much of a charmer huh~? "Specialty" is an understatement qt.
>>696449296
Haha, if you really do it let me know if it works. See ya around man, sleep well.
>>696449577
My gets only come in times of need.
I bet kek. Rocksteady was with the Arkham night series, thought you would know that. Good choice, gives you the option to execute them dramatically, forgot the controller input for it though.
>>696450184
A single loss doesn't do much. You're not gonna win them all but when it's 4 in a row, something is amidst. Although I never got to the point of my friend, fucking psychotic when he rages.
>>696451374
So it goes from numbers to letters?
>>696451088
Yay!
>>696451256
Kek at gif
>>696451374
Usual perv stuff
>>696451050
Nah i got up at 4pm
Got work at 7am so might as well stay up and just say fuck sleep
>hoo-yah 24 hours
claimed<3
Miho claimed
>>696451594
Kinky. Probably a cute red one.
>Or a shock collar.
>>696451718
Nah, Roman Numerals. T10/X is the highest.
>>696451765
Oh. Is Mizore getting out of hand?
>>696452030
You mean, trash claimed.
>>696451718
Which is never!
>arkham knight series
I have no memory of this. I do remember the arkham series :p
Is it sadistic of me to enjoy seeing them crawl or on their knees before i shoot the back of their heads?
>>696451849
That is not okay
>>696452073
Pretty much
Claimed.
>>696451822
excellent choice
>>696450319
First compliment you ever got huh?
>>696450455
EXCUSE ME? Only britbongs use that yank insult you fuck.
>>696450718
I don't know if you're allowed to though~
>>696451088
IRONICALLY OR NOT I AM A MOP
>>696451374
I'll probably get some friends to play it with me. Doesn't seem like the kind of game I'd like alone
>>696451718
When I get to 3 loses in a row I tend to just get off so I don't subject myself to getting as and as I used to get. Oh boy that feeling was never fun.
>>696451765
It happens just before this. Followed by a black eye.
>>696451765
Delectable Float Chat
>>696451594
>>696451718
Is this true?
>Am I gonna have to nibble on you?~
>>696451718
As much of a charmer as you <3 and heh what would you call it then?
>>696452368
definitely ironically
>>696452368
Correct me if I'm wrong but during the revolution you turned that insult into self praise. Silly bote
>>696452162
If u join the military you gonna learn 24 hours is nothing
>>696452368
Yes :(
Also be wary of saber. Poor soul misses amatsu so much~
>>696452430
Gotta check out your anime. Don't know if I said that yet
>>696452856
Spooked!
I think
>>696452030
>Ass I'd bite.
>Don't know why.
>>696452073
Red is great.
>Ohhh~ not to bad an idea...
>Out of hand
Hehehe.
>>696452368
People in the south still call northerners yanks.
>Namely to discribe city dwellers.
I have top secret clearence, allowed on all parts of any ship~
>>696452518
>It's also best to lick up all juices, don't let them go to waste~
>>696447422
Good evening.
Hitagi claim
>>696453347
hello papi
>>696453347
Hello there
>>696453047
>>696451718
>NEED CONFIRMATION.
>I'll do it anyways most likely~
>>696453347
This one is for you
>Miia lover
Claimu
I'm back again and about time too.
Asuka or Anonons here today?
Help me. I have to wait for my mums bike to warm up. And yaking the throttle past halfway cuts it out because too much power. Until later in the ride, anyway.
Morning.
>>696453697
Hello, Nui anon!
>>696452162
I'll attempt to take care of it.
>>696452368
You're always welcome to join me and the lurking cockfuck known as Vert. We pretty much always have a spare spot open.
>>696453047
>Not a bad idea
I'm setting it to max.
Mizore no perving! Mizore no perving! Mizore no perving!
>>696453768
Put a turbo on it!
>>696453821
Kitty!
>>696452964
>>696453176
Why so spoopy
You stay awake alot in the military
>>696453111
Hello there
claiming, hows everybody doin?
>>696453949
Im about to go to bed.
>>696453347
sorry for this>>696453660
A cuple of images on my pc got shrink and i dont know why
Bowiefu claimed
>>696452073
Damn it. That was my first guess but I thought it'd be wrong.
>>696452162
More or less.
Oh hush it you, you know what I meant kek. Not at all, I did the same when playing. Better to use that as an outlet for those desires than somewhere else. Feels good though, especially with the revolver, the Schofield to be exact.
>>696452368
That's a good idea, was it very bad back then? I sometimes play until I have at least one good game then cut it right there. Nope, not fun to hear it either.
>>696452518
>>696453654
>It's called a taste test for a reason~.
Oh please, that comparison doesn't do you justice. I'd say it's a birthright.
>>696453831
Hello, Asuka! what have you been up too?
>>696453654
>Best juices are at the core, don't forget it~
>>696453914
>Setting it to max
Purrrrfect.
>You're toooooo late! You'll never find them now!
>>696454086
Galky
>>696452856
New army trash.
>>696454115
Forgot pic
>>696454086
Hi there,now are three on the Mon team today
>>696454180
U shit
>>696454278
Literally nothing.
I've done nothing but play Overwatch today.
>Pic related
What about you?
>>696453347
>>696454086
>>696454180
What a beautiful duwang!
>>696454049
No stay up
>>696454336
>implying army
Never army
Go Navy
>>696454344
>Whales
>>696452518
still. a. mop.
>>696452647
Only in a song you mong. Don't give my our brit shit!
>>696452888
It's alright smug. you're all good you'll get more soon.
W-what do you mean by that?
>>696453047
Only one ship has clearance on this ship you know. I don't think I'm gonna allow you on here.
>>696453914
Hmm I'll think about it and if I ever decide to I'll let ya know! How grindy is it?
>>696454271
Yea it was. Normally would just slam my desk and be in a real bad mood for the rest of the day. I'm just glad I'm over it now. When I have a good game I normally run on that high til I reach a bad one.
>>696454517
CHEW
>Iowa
>>696454271
Then what are you waiting for? I'm gonna have to have a very thorough taste test~
>
>>696454280
Like this?~
>>696454581
A SHITTY ONE
>>696454557
>Flaming whales
I should really play more.
>>696454545
Its 130am and i got things to do later today.
>>696453516
>>696453521
hey
>>696454513
Syndra
>>696454344
thanks mang
>>696454086
ay yo
>>696454581
>Don't give me your Brit shit
I bet Kongou gives you enough :^)
>>696452888
DONT YOU DARE SMUG
>>696454446
Not much here either, i've been listening to music and i think i might play Kirby Sqeak Squad again after i finish Nightmare in Dreamland.
>>696454611
This feels just like a picnic!
>>696454680
Whales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atqBhyqq6xE
>>696454744
Its 0030
I got work at 0700
Might as well stay up
>>696454647
THAT'S A REAL WEIRD WAY TO SPELL AMAZING
>>696454816
Hey now! Kongou is a lovely brit!
>>696454917
There is no other place as pretty as this town
>>696454748
want to get up in my guts?
>>696453111
Yo
>>696453914
>attempt
>>696453949
Because is millitary, sensei!
>>696454271
Oh
Lol yeah i know. The game they made while Arkham knight was in the making was arkham origins. I always use my revolver on them. I use the cattleman
>>696454545
This
>>696454581
How soon?
Poor saber missed the teases of amatsu~ poor thing is in desperate need of it!~
>
>>696455057
And I'm not?~
My my you're picky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLnDm8t9Mng
>>696454917
That sounds nice. I was thinking about watching another horror movie. There's a thunderstorm right now, so the mood is defiantly fit for one.
>>696455056
Im going to bed now. Im tired as fuck and my headset just died.
Here's a good night lewd.
>>696455224
Hey Shinoa, how have you been lately?
>>696453949
Hello, how has your day been?
>>696455332
Just don't get too paranoid like yesterday if you do so, you need to use the bathroom.
>>696455224
My friend is on leave he just graduated nuke school
Gets a good 5 hours of sleep a night
>livin the dream
>>696455349
Fine abandon me
>>696455426
Pretty shit day at work
Other than that good
>>696454964
i dont know anymore.
>>696455349
Goodnight.
>>696455224
How about now you lovely little smug?
Are you trying to say I have to comfort him..?
>>696455241
Maybe if you reached Kongou's level I'd think the same of you! Though I doubt it
>>696455543
Heh, I'm not as paranoid. I'm feeling better. I'm also keeping a light on downstairs, so I'm not walking around in the dark.
>>696453914
If I did Id blow the whole engine. Theres only so much you can do with 5 gears and 9k revs. Engine would burn my ankle if I didnt wear boots.
>>696455574
Wtf happend to you moka?you are part of the simpsons or something now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-uvNkl8Yn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc-rX9BAvxg
>>696455883
Is that a challenge?
>Comfort me
Plz ;-;
>>696455426
Great that the cold is finally lifted! How are you?
>>696455574
WEW
>>696455883
The usual good. How are you, brother?
>comfort it
Lol no
>>696456217
Ate some bad curry
>for you
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>696456550
Stay away from the curry
>For me
>Mobile edition
>>696455912
Well keep your pupper near for comfort as well.
>>696456550
oh my god, i want that pillow
>Ama claim
Haven't shown up in a while~
>>696456343
>comfort me
There there
>>696454581
Brutal man. Yeah it's good that's over now, used to have my fair share too. Remember stabbing the disc of some game on the PS3, didn't regret it. Feels great having the streak, makes losing the next not as bad.
>>696454647
This is why you're the charming one ya know. That's not a problem cutie~.
>>696455224
When the time calls for it, they shine.
Ah ok, Ha, yeah I have no knowledge of that honestly. The Cattleman? M8, that's the starting one. Have fun with your 3+ shots to kill.
>>696457127
Amatsuuuuuu
>>696456954
I am. Wammers is curled up on the corner of my bed sleeping, so I'm all good.
>>696456540
Ya
I wish i was still in the navy
>>696456882
>>696456999
Ya that pillow looks satisfying as fuck
>>696456343
I think we could all use some comforting
>>696456908
>Spotted.
>>696456343
>>696457127
>Timing
>Kek is among us.
>>696457292
Would he bark if he heard a doorbell on the TV?
do you faggots even own a life?
>>696457359
It seems like with that you wouldn't even need a blanket, just fully wrapped in sneks loving grip haha
>>696457599
Im drinking with friends tonight. I do this every week.
>>696457465
>G-Gimme your lewds on Telegram and no one has to get hurt!
>///<
>>696456343
One you'll never be able to beat. I've no reason to comfort ya you shit
>>696456540
Doing pretty great and you got a really nice hat!
>>696457186
Ho shit what game made you mad enough to stab it? Honestly yea winning streaks make me feel to good to be brought down by much
>>696457186
you look so cute when you blush~ and hey i thought i was the cute one? Not the charming one!
>>696457465
You stare too much!
>>696457359
>>696457639
Yea but it cost like a thousend bucks
And forget any pussy soon buying it
>>696457283
Saaaaaber~
So, why need comfort, dear?
>>696457465
I don't get it
>>696457473
no u
Question does any one have the picture of 2 super buffed loli's and i mean like ripped
>>696457771
Yeah well
>
>>696457731
stop calling your body pillows your friend you filthy weaboo
>>696456848
Night
>>696456908
Yo
>>696457127
Lil ship
>>696457186
Lies
I love the arkham series. Deja vu. I remembered this from april. Headshots are ez
>>696457359
Soon!
>>696457771
Good to hear mang. Its the best hat!
>smug
>>696457889
I'll look if you post your waifu coward.
Your all a shit
>>696454271
Pffft, smoooth. How many ships do you think they could put into the game?
>>696454280
Mizore staaaahp!
>>696454581
Ehhh, at the later tiers it starts getting grindy, but that's more a good thing. Kind of a "Learn to ficking play, and this won't be so much of a grind" or "Git gud or enjoy 200 games for the next ship"
>>696454647
>Let me just go get my camera
>>696455224
I have no legit power over the perv.
>>696455955
Fine, a supercharger
>>696457570
He's done it before, he'll do it again.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/742/1462742936966.jpg "Syndra [110]")
![Syndra [135].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/003/1463003884517.jpg "Syndra [135]")
![Syndra [187].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1465/793/1465793049259.jpg "Syndra [187]")
