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>>696439064
Idk what these are exactly, I just have them saved from like 6 months ago. At least half of them should be funny and the other half are probably just /pol/ related "Ahhh" moments
>>696439276
I know for a fact - just from the thumbnail - that this is the single greatest post I have ever read on this site. I was in tears the first 7 times reading it
>>696439436
>>696440039
ahahahahahahahah
I don't know why, but this one always gets me
>>696440699
I don't get it, can someone explain?
>>696440358
Zimmerman is not the hero we want.... he's the hero we need
>>696443352
vfuck of
>>696443352
I hate you.
>>696443173
The Paris shooting at the Eagles of Death Metal Concert in November.
The French are surrender-monkeys.
White flag
>>696444077
awwww i love you too
>>696443352
Damn you
>>696442724
fuckin savage
>>696443173
the french have a reputation for being surrendering pussies, and the white flag is a universal " i surrender" sign
>>696442921
Loved this story, thanks anon, any more OR stories like this?
anyone have screenshots of that thread earlier with the chick who wanted to see if her bf was gay? was rolling
>>696445321
Oh yeah. Just check the Reddit thread.
>>696443352
fatty
>>696445378
top kek. my/b/bro right there
i had to re tell that one to the wife
>>696443352
nigger
>>696443352
I'm used by now :)
>>696446349
>>696443352
Skinny nigger
>>696446436
that should be the file name
Anyone have the Elisa and Anon story?
>>696443352
Aaaaaaaaa
>>696443352
fack
>>696444501
underrated
>>696443352
fine
>>696439362
Hot
>>696444451
couple years late some anon finds pics of her nude/giving a bj/getting fucked
this was the result
>>696443352
Stop this
>>696443352
Always bait
>>696442152
Jokes on you bitches my toilet has a heated bidet and a built in arse dryer
heres the story of nuggs anon
>>696449554
>>696442724
I don't get it ? Can you explain ?
>>696449786
dude quoting lines from the dark night movie with bane in it
>>696442792
>>Pink Floyd has come to
Oh my sides, epic !!!
>>696439362
Lost O.o
>>696450463
lost what?
>>696449747
GOT DAYUM
>>696450625
His shit
>>696450625
her keys.
>>696443352
fuck offf cunnnt
>>696450625
It means he laughed. It's faggot speak, a reference to YLYL threads (You LAUGH, you LOSE)
>>696451433
yeah i know, i was just giving him shit because this isnt a fucking ylyl thread.
>>696446883
>(You)
>>696451881
lol who the fuck is that and why is he getting his picture taken
>>696452222
OH SHIT
>>696443352
Wow
>>696452222
Quads haz spoketh
>>696449786
your a big guy :^)
>>696453586
for me
>>696453534
>tentical rape pickup line
>>696452222
Now check my quads
seriously no one has that thread from earlier with the gf showing her tits and they showed bf he got mad and showed more? i didnt get to save before it got deleted
>go to le reddit
> r/4chan
> filter by top
> ?
Profit
Fuck reddit though
>>696440699
>>696441522
>>696442355
>>696443155
>>696444200
>>696446211
>>696446411
>>696449600
>>696451433
>>696452222
>>696453966
It was a get thread all along....all along, it was destined to be a get thread....
>>696445779
Link it I'm too lazy to look that shit up
>>696443352
nice
The saddest shit I've seen in a long time
>>696443352
bitch
>>696456242
Just thinking about this makes me depressed.
>>696456242
this story always gets to me
>>696455989
>>696456037
>>696456106
>>696456183
I just finished reading this not too long ago pls don't make me re-live the feels
>>696443352
bitch please
>>696442904
>"i stole this laptop.jpg"
My fucking sides
>>696456457
Fake as fuck, reads like a shitty teenage creative writing exercise.
>>696442724
REKT! MY SIDES
>>696459873
Anger is one way to express grief.
I don't know if it's real or not, nor do I much care. It's a beautiful story regardless of it's origin.
does anyone have the big knee porn thread
>>696443352
die
>>696443352
fuck off
>>696443352
nigger
>>696443352
mams
>>696461066
This shit never stops being funny, I swear.
>>696462915
I know, right??
>>696440039
We have one here in Newfoundland
>>696442355
Any moar?
>>696449786
no summerfag
>>696461066
fake
>>696456457
Fuck. Fuck, man. I've never read that before. That was emotionally brutal.
>>696461066
This NEEEEEDS to be made into like, a short film. This is the best shit i have ever read
>>696443352
Fuck you
>>696443352
fuck
>>696443352
can you fucking not
POST THE ROACHES NOW
Anybody get the screencap of the guy who shoved burnt pizza down his dickhole?
>>696443352
damn, you fat fuck ya got me
Anybody got the screencap of the guy who stretched his balsack instead of his wiener?
>>696443352
Fuck you
>>696468059
FUCK. Don't fucking remind me of that... I just want my dick pizza and to go to sleep
>>696440039
I yeah I remember replying to that thread
>>696443352
Fuck you
>>696468411
>>696468699
Samefag
>>696463821
What makes you say that?
>>696470616
posting the better version
does someone have the full story of the ogre on /v/?
classic
>>696443920 >>696444077 >>696444200 >>696445948 >>696446349 >>696446411 >>696446436 >>696447581 >>696447783 >>696448473 >>696448868 >>696449008 >>696451170 >>696452887 >>696455393 >>696456258 >>696457714 >>696458500 >>696461566 >>696461708 >>696462203 >>696462559 >>696465127 >>696465355 >>696465744 >>696467945 >>696468411 >>696468699
Pst faggots, it's a "Best of 4chan thread" not a worst of 4chan one.
why no catfish man?
>>696443352
nnn
>>696442724
Top kek
>>696471328
Gotchu
>>696442724
A big man for you.
Only the really dank will fully understand the reference.
>>696443352
Fucking
>>696473005
Thanks anon but it's not the full story
It lacks the return of the ogre
>>696456242
oh my God I just bawled my eyes out for 6 minutes *sadkek*
>>696473005
omg
I fucking laughed so hard i almost shit myself.
>>696474105
fuck theres moar?
OMG SUPPPLY THAT SHIT
>>696456457
fuck
my eyes hurt I can't cry I won't cry
Fuck fuck everything
>>696474731
it's ok anon.. love all I anons..uh oh...more cryiSHIT
>>696474731
Can we get an obituary/ source on this though..maybe school yearbook pic?
>>696475368
holy shit I think I found the grandmas obituary...same last name and born in 1937
>>696474731
It's ok anon just shove another tampon in
>>696475733
u wot
>>696460429
No it's shitty writing
>>696475733
>>696475909
>I...I...um...read under grandchildren
http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/saltlaketribune/obituary.aspx?n=margean-sinclair&pid=151787572&referrer=0&preview=false
>>696476053
Story didn't mention any siblings though..
>>696443352
why now
>>696443352
Fug
>>696475087
Speaking of Ted Cruz....
>>696476205
you are retarded
>>696453586
For you.
>>696477316
maybe..but it's late and I'm an emotional retard right now.
>>696472347
good read but I'm guessing only about 30-40% is true the rest is exaggerated. Still worth reading though.
I have some old good ones I can post.
>>696443352
boi
the story was maybe fake but the girl is real.
i know most of these are old as fuck and have been posted thousands of times but I spent a good 2hrs reading everything in this thread and felt like contributing.
>>696478105
what do..OP said small town..salt lake...small town?hmm... anyway it will be hard to track Her obituary(if this story is even real) since it will be from the OTHER state where she moved..If you can find a court case with a "Jacob" in the same area then there may be truth to this..google dorks is your friend..
>>696476053
>http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/saltlaketribune/obituary.aspx?n=margean-sinclair&pid=151787572&referrer=0&preview=false
Now you have an approximate time of death. if you figure maybe a few months from then, you can find something on Elisa.
>>696473005
i fucking died reading this one
>>696472347
That was a ride. 10/10
If I were the author of that story, I would seriously look into getting that stretched into a novel.
I would read the shit out of that novel.
>>696478559
alright we are gonne track down op from the trhead and have vengence on Elisa on the nigger that raped her we just need to know in what school she was.
>>696478559
Can't find shit on Elisa..Ill keep trying
>>696478695
We have a lead..Salt lake city UTAH
>>696476047
this one fucking got me too
Short, sweet, to the point.
>>696478812
op said the where 14 year old when the met and almost in colege. 1 year away when she died it means she would be in terminal year
>>696478737
It would have been late 2011 or early 2012. Going state by state next to Utah. OP said he and Jake drove there. Should be close by.
>>696478995
Should I make a new thread dedicated to uncovering this?
>>696479340
Yeah sure, post link.
>>696472347
I don't get it, how is catfish man's fault the nerdy girl was raped.
>>696479340
>Elisa
yes link thread we are getting to the bottom of this shit.
>>696479340
if you do gib link
>>696478966
Thing is, if he just came out of the bathroom laughing he could pass it for a bad prank.
>>696479595
Chances are the guy who raped her was someone she met online. If Catfishman didn't fuck with her, she could've had a boyfriend by then, or he could've even helped her if he was honest. Just pre-preemptive things could've prevented it theoretically
It's 4:48 am where I am might as well stay up for this Elisa chronicle
Love you guys.
>>696479908
it's 3:50 am here i have work at 8 am why do i do this to myself
>>696443352
fat
>>696479966 ELISA UNCOVERED.
>>696479993
Love u too homie I'm glad the thread kind of revived a bit
>>696480010
This night started off by me defragmenting my hard drive 6 hours later here I am still, it's still not done lol
>>696480133
Hey what do you know it s done
>>696480133
I was supposed to start packing because im moving to upper MI soon and for some reason i decided going on /b/ was a better use of time tonight. I don't regret a thing
>>696480372
Well would you just look at that
>>696479340
Over time i've noticed several plotholes in the Elisa story.
He said one time he tried to fuck the class slut at a party but couldn't because he couldn't get it up. But when he tries to fuck Elisa for the first time he says "But I don't know how"
And when he had the fight with those guys with jake at the park or whatever, he made it seem like the worst thing ever
>I wish I could say that we fought them off like heroes etc. etc.
but all they did was beat their ass once and forgot
but when they get to elisa's death, he doesn't say anything like
>I wish
should I ??
I don't wanna go trough the ones already posted but I can bump what I have, so if something is double you shove it up your ass
>>696455989
>>696456037
>>696456106
>>696456183
>>696456242
>>696456457
I got done reading this a few minutes ago and holy shit. Just wow. Those feels.
>>696478235
Hawt shit
Jesus christ
>>696478235
The opposite of Elisa
>>696479247
???
>>696443352
Another one
>>696443352
Kill yourself
>>696439276
this is GREAT
>>696472347
I need more. I feel the need to make a shitty drawn comic out of this. I will start tommorow.
>>696478737
Maybe her uncle kept her death under wraps and had no public obituaries.... just a thought
>>696480689
please
>>696443352
anyone else not superstitious at all but feel compelled to do so anyway merely based on the idea that if your mom was to die there would be a lingering sense of self shame simply because you refused to respond to an adult man shitposting a shitty meme?
>>696437553
faggot. That isn't even worth capping.
>>696443352
Everyone in chat type Alex is a stupid nigger.
>>696443352
Fuck off dude
>>696483350
The French were the kings of war for ages, but at some point they simply stopped. Accept it, friendo.
>>696443352
Fuck
>>696483350
Pretty sure you'd have to surrender yourself in order to have the privilege of being guillotined.
>>696470730
Out of pure curiosity:
tell me, anon,
do you screencap all your posts?
>>696443352
motherfucker
>>696445779
Reddit is for faggots
>>696443352
motherfucker.
>>696464591
smear in peace alec
>>696463724
> summerfag for not having watched some mid-tier normie superhero flick
>>696483957
Yep it was the Franco-Prussian war that ended it
>>696484013
Wow, that just flew past you, didn't it?
>>696484285
We'd much rather have Reddit content reposted here in greentext form. Makes it much better.
>>696484834
Uh, guess you forgot WWI.
best one
>>696485065
>>696485065
Also this
>>696485065
I was talking about solo kills
>>696484223
That wasn't my post. Look at their numbers instead of the (you). I was the guy who wrote "saved," and someone responded to that reply instead of the op. I included it anyway.
>>696443352
hggh
>>696443352
Why why why
>>696456457
That was a nice read.
Real or not, this anecdote made my eyes to water and I somehow knew the outcome will turn out like that, either way nice read.
i have a shitload of greentexts, should i dump?
>>696442921
fuck I was eating
>>696488940
yep, so was i
kept eating tho
this thread is going to reach the bump limit soon, someone better make a new one, so i can proceed dumping there
anyone still here?
>>696489442
lurkin
>>696489442
Lurkin hard
>>696489442
Yapp
>>696455989
>>696456037
>>696456106
>>696456183
>>696456242
Just finished reading, oh the feels
>>696477073
i thought that was the guy from house of cards.. i now realise how retarded i am
>>696484834
Napoleon got all the brave French killed
Just like all the ambitious British went to America
>>696479247
She even caught him on camera
>>696443352
fuck off
>>696489442
bumping :D
>>696473005
omg lol
kinda feel for this guy if this is even remotely true
>>696443352
he do got swag
>>696441995
lost hard
>>696477827
I wish I could express in words how hard this made me laugh.
