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Gays looking at stars
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>>696428469
Are you still dating that canadian twink?
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>>696428636
so waddup
>>696428737
you tell me
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>>696429022
Not much, listening to meme rap and playing Overwatch. You?
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>>696429022
You two are together now?
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Well fuck me.
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>>696429233
watching breaking bad for the second time for a sec while waiting for a nigga to get back from buying booze so we can play gta
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>>696429022

So, did you guys fuck like rabbits?
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Do not answer this
>>696429418
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>>696429395
GTA is very good, the new update is pretty fun, been playing it a lot more recently. Breaking Bad is also amazing.
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>>696429386
Mandulis.
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>>696429363
he left this morning
short visit
>>696429418
its a secret
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>>696429637
That's neat
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>>696429637

"Secret" eh? mhm mhm
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>>696429585
in some ways its total shit. like the servers and the community. but you are right this update is pretty fun when you arent getting rammed of the track by children.
>>696429774
we had some nice times. was good.
>>696429823
we didn't take any really lewd pics so you will never know what happened. maybe we just held hands.
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Post Marties
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>>696429984
The game definitely has a lot of flaws, not gonna deny that, but at least Rockstar know how to make good content.
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>>696430150
sometimes they do
got sick of the "add expensive cars and no new heists"
races are good but still want new harder heists.
they were the best thing in the game
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>>696429984

So you didn't take any pics of it eh?
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>>696429984
>perfect twink finds perfect twink a million brazilion quadgilion miles away
>both actually able to meet in person
>you get nothing fuck you
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>>696430330
Yeah the heists are really good, agreed that harder heists would be a great addition.
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>>696430357
yea no lewds
>>696430459
well watchu want fam we took pics but not too lewd
>>696430530
at first they were hard because nobody knew the tricks and stuff but now shits just easy. need some really hard ones and not just "more enimies" or anything. i wana see interesting shit
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>>696430687
Dont post pics, jealousy will only increase and I will leave if you do.
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>>696430687
Why can't I just have the image of some lewd handholding in my head? Guys stop ruining the illusion.
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>>696430948
okay i wont.

why dont you have a bf yet tho?
>>696431231
i have pics of cute hand holding
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>>696431393
Pls make my night
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>>696429621
Is that a no?
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All this talk of hand holding. It's too lewd for me.
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>>696431393
I am undesirable and unattractive.
I rather just do autistic things like look at space.
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>>696431494
I don't know.
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>>696431480
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ybzaa9dlfoggqwd/20160724_070546.jpg?dl=0

>>696431623
but you posted that pic one time and you weren't even fat
if that was actually you anyway
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>>696431623
Having interests makes you desirable though~
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>>696431607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CxQOSP2a78

>>696431735
Well.....
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>>696431843
It doesnt matter if I am fat. Yes, I exercise but apparently that means fuckall.
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>>696432008
Why you gotta be like that, Mandy?
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>>696432141
says who?
you are already miles ahead of most people if you take care of your body
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>>696431982
My interests lay in the spectrum of autistic.
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>>696432149
Because I have to touch myself at night.
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>>696432317
People would rather date a fat guy.
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I need to find a bf. Ugh. Curse my hikikomori ways.
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Or a nigger
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>>696432434
i dont believe you
nobody likes fat people
you talking about an ex or some shit?
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>>696431843
You....aren't holding hands in that.
Still good enough to sate my appetites, though.
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>>696432317
Even if you don't exercise a lot, it's definitely more than most /b/tards.
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>>696432434
Sometimes yes, but in most cases they'd rather date someone who cares about their body.
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>>696432627
oh ok
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9y2m07cwzendz1i/20160724_071712.jpg?dl=0
>>696432655
yea for sure
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>>696432434
Well with that attitude I would cuck you too. Shit at least a nigger would treat me like a woman!
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>>696432401
So what?
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>>696432614
I have never been with anyone I am a perma-virgin.
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>>696432849
You look thinner in that photo, still nice tho.
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>>696432901
I just figured that was argument enough honestly....
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>>696433024
if you convince yourself you are then you are. but its pretty easy to get some fuk. especially if you arent fat.
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>>696433166
i am thin
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>>696432831
This is untrue.
I have had people lead me on and at the last second laugh and tell me "Who would ever date you"
>"I... Id date you if you were single"
>Hear the break in the voice revealing the obvious lie

>>696432870
nigger
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>>696433226
I do not want whores.
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>Walk in expecting gay fur porn
>Get shit like
>>696433201
>>696433024
>>696432901
Now I remember why I don't want an actual boyfriend; gays are insufferable.
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>>696432510
black peoples
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>>696432008
clap clap clap

>>696433024
If you take care of your body and have interests, there's plenty of people out there for you. :3

>>696432849
cuties~
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>>696432849
There we go! So lewd.

Doesn't it get annoying wearing those outfits so much? Leg warmers I can "kind" of understand if they aren't too scratchy and warm, but those outfits look legit uncomfortable.
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>>696433408
Na, my skin is gloriously white and my eyes are a shimmering blue. I am a god.

>>696433476
Ha, faggot. Jokes on you, I'm straight!

>>696433497
Yeah, I am bored....
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>>696433480
No
I dont fucking like niggers.

>>696433497
Not true.
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>>696433328
I am as well, but I'm just tall as fuck.

>>696433408
My personal experience is the opposite. But I'm not much of a dating guy, more of a one night stand guy till I find the proverbial one for me.
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>>696433696
thats just fine~
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honk
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>>696433665
Slavs have blond hair as well.

>>696433724
I dont care
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>>696433452
for sure. but its still pretty easy to find a nice person if you look
>>696433497
thanks fam
>>696433554
eh i find it pretty comfy
wouldn't wear for too long but i dont even like wearing anything unless i have to
pantsu all the way
>>696433724
im tall as fuck too
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>>696433665
Why would a straight guy be in a gay porn thread
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>>696433915
You're in the mindset that you won't find someone, but I am 100% certain you will.
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>>696433918
There is no one, much like how when you look to the heavens and wonder are there alien beings who look up from those stars and wonder the same.
The answer is no
There is nothing out there but lights and darkness.
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>>696433918
fite me, I'm 6'3.
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I should wear panties more often

>>696433696
They may be well hidden but they're out there somewhere

>>696433724
>dating
>one night stands
I like friends with benefits, it's the best of both worlds~
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>>696433915
Yeah, my blonde hair as a kid turned more dirty dishwasher and finally brown as I grew. But it is alright, I don't mind. Makes my eyes stand out more.

>>696434009
Same reason other faggots are here: To talk to people. Mainly a couple faggots I enjoy the company of, such as Fool.
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>>696434116
I am 100$ certain I could drink that much in one night's worth.
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>>696434437
>>696434192
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>>696434192
ive felt the feel for 99% of my life and im sure ill feel it again one day
chill.
>>696434283
im 6'2 but i get extra height points for looking good in skirts n shit
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>>696434472
Trick question; a straight guy wouldn't be in a gay porn thread.
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>>696434472
That doesnt make up for being a neckbeard.
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>>696434437
It definitely is.

>>696434516
Valid point I guess.

>>696434592
Fine, skirts wouldn't look good on me,
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>>696434592
Only way you can be that tall and get bonus points for skirts is if they are kilts. Just saying.

>>696434621
Sure, whatever you say, mate.

>>696434670
Sadly my job doesn't allow me to grow my beard anymore, otherwise I would look like a nord again.
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>>696434592
You are lying.
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>>696428578
kys dog faggot
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>>696434852
WHY NOT
>>696434867
im half scottish and i do have a kilt
>>696434897
not even.

why do you think im lying?
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>>696434852
Unlike yours

>>696434867
Im sure you think your fedora makes you look classy too.
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>>696429022
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>>696434852
Nonsense, everyone should wear skirts :3
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>>696435218
Because my thighs are too big for that shit.
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>>696435433
Maybe not everyone, a lot of people can wear them and look nice though.
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>>696430080
Marty best cutie
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>>696435218
My nigger! Want to get together and compare tartans?

>>696435308
Jesus fuck, why would I wear a fedora? Look, kid, whatever you think I am, I ain't.

I'm a bike riding, blue collar working, callous handed bastard. Makes jerking off somewhat painful at times, actually.
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>>696435419
so?
ive only known maya for a year
before then it was same feels. and im pretty sure we wont last forever because nothing does.
then im back to the feels. im just proof its possible to find someone
>>696435514
faggot be more feminine
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>>696435738
You were fucking before then.
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>>696435738
Make me, I'm a proud non-feminine faggot.
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>>696435514
Don't let that stop you, skirts are cute on everyone~

>>696435772
Meow meow
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>>696435226
There you are again. Thanks for the refill earlier
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>>696436051
wemwem

>>696436067
oh hi. now explain this ear air thing
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>>696436067
Whoops namesync, there we go
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>>696435724
post kilt
>>696435888
yea but nobody i actually liked. not even close
>>696435898
why tho
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>>696436213
I'm an airhead, obviously. Can't you tell?
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>>696436328
irrelevant
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>>696436328
Sadly it doesn't fit anymore. I lost weight.

Need to get a new one.
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>>696436417
ohhhhh. youre a dork~
sup?
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>>696436328
Haven't put any thought into why not, I haven't changed in the past 8 years, neither has how I dress etc.
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>>696436429
well you said you didn't want sluts..
i just went for some slut before i realized they are all boring. and you didn't
its still the same shit
>>696436546
here's mine
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>>696429022
Theres gays then theres fags
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>>696436895
Not exactly the kind of 'kilt' I was hoping for honestly. Ah well.
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>>696436694
Staying up way longer than I should
Yourself?
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Sup faggots! It's your favorite person. Not on my computer at so I don't have a I'mean sorry

-blarg
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>>696436213
why you gotta reverse meow me like that

>>696436895
I approve. Scotland Forever, bb~

Not all sluts are boring though
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>>696437256
why you up so late?
I am just watching the tele. being the couch potato that i am

>>696437355
yoo
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>>696436895
I dont care if the person is boring or if I like them, I just want sex.
But I dont want a slut.
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>>696437474
its what i do
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>>696437549
Sup smiles?right?
If not hi who ever it is rawr
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>>696437549
I'll not go into detail but was just gonna keep myself, ahem, "busy" for a few hours, cause apparently I can't sleep at normal times. So probably heading to bed soon
Watching anything good?
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>>696437549
Classic lazy cat behaviour~

>>696438130
"Busy", as in reading the Bible. I follow ya
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>>696436712
try cute shit
>>696437240
i do actually have a famliy tartan and shit though but no kilt
>>696437474
i dont like sluts anymore
>>696437634
so you want casual sex but dont want a slut?
fam
wat
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>>696438390
What I did was the straight opposite of holy I can tell ya
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>>696438464
You'd like that wouldn't you...
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>>696438053
its kattem

>>696438130
what time is it like 12 for you?
just bojack horseman right now.

>>696438390
classic bloated lazy fat cat behavior
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Well I guess blarg is gonna go to sleep.
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>>696438464
Yes, a virgin or nothing.
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>>696438464
Well cheers to that then. Anyway, I am going to go pass out now. Have a good one.
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>>696438696
no but you might
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>>696438708
Close...... 5:30 am
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>>696438708
Oh hiiiiiiiiiiii ! How have you been! I'm at a hotel because I'm working out of town like always
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>>696438464
What if they're sluts exclusively for you?

>>696438623
Not by my religion, it wasn't~

>>696438708
did kitty eat too much fish
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>>696438818
Eh, I might, won't know till I try.
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>>696438784
so find a sweet virgin boi
>>696438806
have fun fam
cute gif
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>>696438996
There arent any.
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>>696438965
Please teach me
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I came to see idiot people slowly and slowly die.
It's quiet entraining.
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i'm pretty quiet myself
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>>696438965
thats not what being a slut is tho
thats just some kinky term or whatever.
then thats fine but i dont like real "sluts" who get a different bf every month and shit
>>696438980
exactly
should try it.
i didn't think i would like it but.. ay
look at me now
>>696439059
there are
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>>696438858
wowy. D:

>>696438923
oh thats right! 5 days out of town right?

>>696438965
i ate too much everything because fat
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>>696439280
None that will date me.
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>>696439267
How are you tonight?
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>>696439280
I might one day, need to sort out job contracts before that though, they're a pain.
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>>696439353
Ah screw time, I'm unemployed :D Though we'll see about that soon...
I think I'll go sleep now, please blow some more air into my (left) ear in about 16 hours so I can wake up properly
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>>696439429
yea not with that attitude they wont
but if you play your cards right you will find someone. because you aren't fat
>>696439499
its not like its hard to try it
get some cheap ass shit from china see if you like it
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>>696439479

looking forward to my consecutive days off. bought secret of mana for hubbo, he was pleased.
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>>696439665
lol sweet dreams dude
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>>696439105
Teach you? I'll start by giving you something to worship~

>>696439280
True. I'm indecisive about a lot of things but not who I date

>>696439353
fat kitties are cute kitties

>>696439695
All my cute clothes are cheap shit from China, definitely the best way to do it :3
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>>696439695
People just dont like me, also im too autistic.
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>>696439353
Yep yep. Loving life eating at amazing places. I had baked ziti today at a great Italian restaurant for dinner, and lunch was a conch fritters! But I really miss my kitchen. And cooking.
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>>696439930
yea real sluts are bad
>definitely the best way to do it
some stuff is fine but other stuff i cant cheap out on. like socks.. cheap ones are terrible. good ones or gtfo
>>696439992
but they might be autistic too it will be cute
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>>696439741
Oh? That's the SNES one right? Very nice.

I got Pokemon Stadium 2 from Leauge when I visited.

I got him a GBA system and Final Fantasy Tactics
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>>696440322
I dont like autists.
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>>696440397

pokemon stadium is a childhood favorite. i played the first one recently. FFT is hubbo's favorite game of all time, you done good.
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>>696439695
I'll look into it, I'm gonna sleep now though since I need to be up in 5 hours.
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>>696440567
Yeah I guess I did.

The GBA was pretty beaten up and had lots of internal damage from a leaking battery. I managed to fix it up though.
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>>696440488
depends what kind. some are just shy and awkward which is sorta cute
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>>696439930
y-yeah?

>>696440147
oh gosh that sounds pretty good! ive had an insatiable hunger for something but i dont know what it is
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It's raining.
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>>696440751

that's impressive. how badly did the battery run amok?
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>>696440783
depends
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>>696440906
how much rain?
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>>696441014
everything depends
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>>696440935
Ate one battery contact and the start and select buttons. I had to remove the contact, clean it up, cover it with solder and touch up the board quite a bit.
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>>696441200
Not heavily, but steadily. I love it.
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>>696440322
And cheap Chinese stockings rip so easily :<

>>696440797
:3 it's true~ and cute kitties get cuddles

>>696440147
Mmm, conch fritters. Haven't had those since the Bahamas and now I want them
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>>696441330
Who cares
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>>696441579
sockdreams socks are the best. got so many pairs
other stuff is mostly just cheap. apart from my collar. thats custom and like.. the fucking nicest thing.
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>>696441700
normies or some shit
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>>696441556
i like the rain too. heavy or light its just nice.

>>696441579
well i sure do like them cuddle
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>>696441961
Whatever
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I'm already starting to hate cream of wheat but I haven't even gotten to the point where I'll need to choose it out of necessity.
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>>696441734
Ooh, sockdreams. I do need to get something from there~

Is the collar from collar factory?

>>696442258
Good. Then get in my bed for actual innocent cuddles
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>>696442439
just know i know your feels.
>>696442978
it is.
thought a friend actually got it at some fur con. they had a stand or some shit
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>>696443187
You're not a permavirgin.
You're giving me bullshit.
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>>696442258
It's always nice.
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>>696443453
not those specific feels but the feeling of hopelessness and that there is nobody good.
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>>696442745
poor lil guy

>>696442978
will it actually be innocent?

>>696443586
so whats up
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>>696443678
I dont care, I just want sex.
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>>696443739
Nothing at all.
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>>696443909
yet you are still picky about it
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This convention was a total shitfest. It sucked!
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>>696443187
I got mine through the site. Well, from an ex.

That's a good place to set up though. Last fur con I went to, my friend bought a leash and collar and we took a few teasing pictures for his boyfriend :3c

>>696443739
I'm usually not innocent, but I promise I will be~
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>>696444032
super :3

>>696444153
i will trust you on this~
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>>696444153
yea i love my collar its best
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>>696429022
How can I find a cute partner like you did?
I am desperate :c
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>>696444301
Isn't it?
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>>696444045
Let me rephrase
My ideal vision of it.
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>>696444591
be lucky, attractive, and sweet to the people who deserve it.

or maybe you dont but thats how i did it
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>be lucky
survivors bias

This is why people shouldn't give advice.
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>>696444615
i hope it rains here soon
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>>696444407
Do you wear it in public? I'd love to be "collared" but wearing items like that in public spaces is just a bit too cringey for my tastes.
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>>696444301
Maybe lewd next time but NOT TODAY

>>696444407
D'aww

Mine is black with green fur on the inside, but that's cuter

>>696444591
Roll a 20 or higher
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>>696445213
yea i think its pretty cringey too
maybe id do it at some convention or some shit but never just in random places for the sake of autism
>>696445257
pink is cute. i wanted it to match my favorite outfit.
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>>696445257
lewd is to lewd for me
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>>696445114
I hope it rains all week.
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>>696445791
that'd be nice. though i imagine its going to be horribly humid there now though
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>>696445213
My ex never forced me to wear mine in public. ;-;

>>696445450
Black matches my outfits. Because I'm totally so masculine

>>696445669
does such a thing really exist
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>>696446123
pink/white is best color combo
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>>696446123
with me it does
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>>696445450
>>696446123
I'm caught between wanting to be a normal not autistic member of society and wanting that perfect bara dom to decide I'm his.

Life is woe. I'll just have to become the dom that I'm looking for.
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