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BTFO
Fuck outta here, dog-pegger.
REKT AHAHAHA
>>696420742
check your fucking skype, scrub.
>>696420524
i'm ok
another boring day off
Fucking stomped
roasted
>>696420568
>>696420673
dat good
>>696420983
My infinite days off are coming to an end soon, pretty nervous about working again tbh
>gfur trap thread
oh god gross
>>696421142
what could you possibly have to worry about? where are you gonna work?
suh dudes
>>696421142
>My infinite days off are coming to an end soon, pretty nervous about working again tbh
i know that feel man
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>>696421142
how're the escape plans going
>>696420983
I see no good songs, cretin. *-1 Gold Star*
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>>696421504
(You)
>>696421485
I can't have *-1 Gold Star*, I haven't even received my first gold star yet.
zac you'd make a cute trap though
if zac became a trap i'd literally kill him
>>696421670
ill start HRT right now, then.
>>696421296
I love this picture infinitely. And I'm gonna try courier stuff, delivery driver for Door Dash, that sort.
>>696421329
It's awful
>>696421338
Slowly, moving is extremely expensive and it's going to take a very long time to save for it.
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>>696421703
DO NOT
>>696421703
I just want him to put on panties tbh
>>696421772
Not THAT far.
>>696421786
Have you tried robbing a bank/ransoming feinstein for money?
>>696421890
ITS TO LATE SUBBY
FAT TRANNY TRAP INC
>>696421890
we mustn't meddle with his profound masculinity
zac is my sacred cow
>>696421786
>barry admits to loving matsu
why would you be nervous about that tho
are you afraid someone would pull a knife on you for delivering a sandwich
a cow foremost, but very sacred
>>696421638
You have a debt of 1 Gold Star.
>>696422000
oh yeahhhhh you guys were a thing weren't you
>>696422011
>are you afraid someone would pull a knife on you for delivering a sandwich
LEGITIMATE CONCERN
>>696422050
fucking brutal
>>696421958
starve yourself a little kiddo
>>696422062
I'd like to take a loan out of *2 Golf Stars*
>>696422105
what on earth gave you that impression
>>696422105
we were never a thing
ill starve you
of cock
>>696422165
>>696422207
I WAS TOLD THIS
>>696422270
>>>>>>>>>secondary sources
>tfw you have more gold stars than demos
>>696422315
No further comment.
no one on this fuckin planet will have a thing with me if i can help it
>>696422011
You've known for the longest time that I love that picture. And nah, just having responsibilities is spooky
>>696422105
Is that a.....lamia kitsune hybrid.....
>>696422419
what about all the cute boys you didn't have anal with
>>696422549
i don't believe that fits the conventional definition of "a thing"
>>696421786
At least you're not old and crippled like Old Man Nefel
I'm 27 now, Bazza
I can hear the sand in the hourglass
>>696422270
by WHOM
also kys etc
not mine anyway
if "a thing" means sex then I want to have a thing with everybody all of the time
>>696422543
Well yeah it's a Ran crossed with a naga.
>>696422653
Whatever you say.
>>696422698
Usted.
>>696422656
;~;
>>696422656
its almost your time nef
only 3 more years till you have to fight a drop bear for your life
>>696422724
u minx
>>696422736
i can feel the regret coming back now that you've reminded me
endless disappointment
>>696422543
barry you have nothing to worry about
being a delivery driver has like no responsibilities. even if you're given the wrong order to deliver then it's still not you're fault.
I have been depressed every single birthday since I turned 18
nef you should die in an overdose or something this year and join the 27 club
>>696422828
kiss me
>>696422912
Did you give up on that sort of thing like I did?
>>696422117
> "golf stars".
>>696422328
Have another.
>>696423100
you know what i meant.
>>696422981
chu~
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>>696423080
hahaha what a bunch of fuckin nerds cant even get LAID
>>696423155
i expect two kisses now if you expect to be forgiven for that comment
>>696423080
good lad
I regretted it too
are we normal?
>>696423155
I like my new loserdom
ilu my love
>>696423282
your dom is a loser?
>>696423261
chu chu
>>696423144
I don't know what a golf star is, no. Are they in those Mario golf games? I know how much you love Nintanto games.
choo choo
>>696423282
i don't know if we'll ever be normal
>>696422958
Man it's been months since I did drugs or alcohol. I've just been too busy or crippled.
>>696422828
I could fight like, several hundred koalas.
>>696422800
Pray for me
>>696423417
You love someone named ilu?
>>696422736
>Well yeah it's a Ran crossed with a naga.
It's actually from a doujin!
>>696423453
GOLD
STARS
I should get at LEAST one for making you laugh.
>>696423421
depends on how he's feeling about himself at any given time
>>696423488
I don't wanna be normal, I want to make america great again.
>>696423549
GIVE ME THAT DOUJIN
>>696423570
he's literally going to be our next president
bby pls
Chet
>>696423570
how troublesome
>>696423867
I'm so happy.
America's going to go back to traditional family values under Trump's America. I'm either going to be a housewife or serve in the army retaking Constantinople for Christendom.
>>696424072
nah he's p. gr8 tho
being a housewife sounds like a really promising occupation
>>696424126
and I'll get to continue reaping the benefits of looking like a masculine straight man while not being one at all
>>696424126
>serve in the army
Do it
Hue.
>>696423556
Oh. Gold stars.
But that was unintended on your part.
>>696424194
A lot of future in that. I'm optimistic that my relentless buttsex will get me pregnant someday so I can raise white babies for America.
>>696424216
You're the manliest, Eisen.
>>696424359
We actually need to go to war with Turkey for me to join up. Or, like, the entire Middle East.
>>696424413
you can't prove it was unintentional.
Chet, do you have steam?
>>696424422
I have the body hair to prove it too
>>696423570
>GIVE ME THAT DOUJIN
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/939093/0b2ea73735/
>>696424544
At least shave your butt though.
>>696424596
>not in english
killing myself.
>Eisen
>Manly
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>696424422
i look forward to a future of doing nothing
>>696424470
I suppose so but we both know you did not intend it. Can you prove it wasn't unintentional? You'll need to get your reward.
>>696424537
Yes.
i have chest hair i'm manly
>>696424643
I don't know how
and I don't really want anyone back there anyway
>>696424643
Suffer
can confirm eisen is manlier than freklz
>>696424881
that makes me sad but I'm a weirdo and buttholes are literally my favorite part of the human body
>>696424967
That's unbelievably easy. There's an argument to be made that I'm manlier than avery.
>>696424856
do you mind if i have your user account name so i can add u
>>696424967
that is really saying nothing at all though
>>696425045
i will tidy up if it means you will be coming over
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>>696424856
how about because i'm a fucking comedy genius and i make people laugh from existing.
is that good enough for you
>>696424967
>manlier than freklz
Izzy the only person in these threads who ISN'T manlier than freklz is probably Katia
>>696425180
I literally just want to lick it anyway. Hell I'd do it if you didn't shave.
>>696425235
katia is definitely manlier than freklz.
perfect.
thanks team!
>>696425334
how brave and/or completely psychotic
i am SO GLAD i wrote that post so innocently for the screencap
>>696425513
Well you need to be CLEAN. I just like eating ass. Don't ask for an explanation.
it is fun to bully freklz
>>696424422
I'd re-enlist if that happens
RIP avery
>>696425582
well yeah no shit (lol)
but hair weirds me out, i can't imagine PUTTING MY TONGUE ON IT
well now subby HAS to lick eisen's butt
its been screencapped
this needs to stop
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>>696425602
Give me a broad RoE and an enemy I actually hate and I'm signing up in a heartbeat.
>>696425706
I have confidence that you would like it.
>>696425725
I'm not sure it's that necessary.
>>696425706
you mean you dont lick cats like those weird Japanese girls?
NO IT DOESNT
>>696425334
>katia is definitely manlier than freklz
How so? They're both weenies
I know Katia's worn skirts and panties.
>>696425467
Please, he already knows
>>696425824
i imagine i would be enraptured by it
>>696425852
no i don't
i rub its belly like a normal person
everything i do needs to stop
>>696425957
Yes, but now I have it in writing.
We really need to stop giving Izzy ammunition to bully avery with
>>696425957
I mean, so have I and so has freklz. I meant personality wise. Avery's kind of a wimp at all times.
>>696425965
You would coo in pleasure.
>>696426213
Why?
When did you get permission to call me Izzy
you're just copying nefel
>>696426252
b-but I'm so manly
>>696426295
I'm gonna call you Izznaly
>>696426407
Maybe you'd coo in a manly fashion. Like a second octave coo, with a growl to it.
>>696426213
lol no
>>696426252
freklz is a bitch yeah, but katia is also like a vicious attack chihuahua. Both of them are at a zero rating for manliness.
>I need permission
please
I know who you were before this thread
>>696426252
its getting out of hand
>>696426495
nah i don't have a low voice, it'd definitely be a bitch coo
>>696426524
Katia's too tall to be a chihuahua.
>>696426532
Not at all. Bullying avery can never go far enough.
>>696426584
And you call yourself manly.
I REALY DUNNO IF YOU DO
>>696426495
You can call me whatever you want, sister.
>>696426651
it takes a very manly man to have confidence in his faggot cooing
>>696426651
It's a personality thing, not a physical thing.
Was the all caps supposed to resemble you yelling?
>>696426651
its kind of just like beating a dead horse though
>>696426680
Or maybe Lulilzzy.
>>696426813
That's right girl, own it.
>>696426891
Chihuahua personality on any other dog would be intimidating, though.
>>696427021
damn r- wait a minute
i wasn't gonna let you pull a fast one on me
no, just emphasis or osmething I dunno I like to type in all caps
it's exciting
>>696427021
up2u
>>696427083
I'm just not seeing the manly here, kiddo.
>>696427021
The same is true for plenty of small dogs.
"Little Dog Syndrome" is a thing for a reason.
>>696427230
you're gonna have a mouth full of manly real quick
>>696427262
Right but katia's a big dog
in panties
>>696427380
o-oh
Do you often yell shortly when you are bored when no one else is around to prevent even more boredom?
>>696427380
are you gonna pay someone manly to do that?
i'm going to get ice cream before any more of you faggots try to talk shit about my UNYIELDING MASCULINITY
FUCK YOU ZAC
reeeeeeeeeekt
Love you too hun
I want some ice cream
man this thread is really going places
>>696427448
This has got to be one of the dumber conversations I have had in a while
katia is a big pupper, not a tiny doggy
>>696427836
Do you think I'm manlier than katia and avery?
>>696428084
you own a gun, which they do not
so that puts you equal with the two
my brother is discussing his diarrhea episodes in the kitchen so i must bring my ice cream to my desk
>>696428265
that sounds disgusting
atleast you have frozen heaven
>>696428341
quite
okay I'm going to the shops
I'll make sure to pick up some manliness while I'm there cause it seems like a lot of you faggots need it.
>>696428084
Yes
Katia is a limp noodle wuss
freklz is a masochistic pansy
You're a gun-toting, cock-smoking, rootin tootin cowboy so yeah you're manlier than they are even if you are a bottom bitch
No, I'm actually quite a quiet person the majority of the time. I only yell at work because everyone is deaf.
>>696428689
where do you work
kek, I swear everyone at work is deaf, no matter at what age.
asking someone to do something more than once is incredibly annoying
>>696428580
get some HGH and dbol while you are at it to please
me irl
>>696425210
It's not. Why can't you take after Kaldis' example?
>>696425059
I don't but I won't post it here. What do you play?
CONNECTION ERROR WHILE POSTING
>>696428220
...ouch
>>696428580
Mmmyes, this makes me feel good about myself.
>>696429011
delicious thigh meat
>>696429011
>no bulge
not good enough
>>696429011
lose some weight fatty
>>696429265
photoshop it in for me thanks
>>696429194
right?
>>696429292
never
>>696429344
give me a photo for reference :3
oh it's not thread cap what the fuck
Ammm, please observe the first law of thermodynamics
>>696429118
CS
Serious Sam
HL
Thief
>>696429182
lm@o get good
>>696429194
I had that same problem
and oh please, just because you dabble with guns does not make you a spit shinnin man with no name
>>696429344
don't lose weight facesitting is better when you're meaty tyvm
>>696429486
I'm getting weird errors
>>696429511
Manlier than THEM though.
>>696429511
First law: shits hot, yo
>>696429597
looks like it's just you
>>696429570
yes?
>>696429511
it's not easy being literally the worst
>>696429723
im innocent, sooorry
>>696429723
kaldis too
and it fixed itself
>>696429597
iirc freklz drinks whiskey straight
but I may be losing my mind
>>696429687
google knows the law I heard
>>696429750
Thats like saying a Pig prides itself in its filth
work on it
>>696429932
Y E A H
R I G H T
>>696430008
I mean, I drink straight jack but I have to already be kinda drunk to do it...and I only mix rum like half the time
>>696429511
Add Chet Chetkowski on Skype or give me your Steam ID and I'll add you in a few days.
>>696429182
Don't lose hope. Rock bottom is a solid foundation to build upon.
>>696429750
You're far from what I'd consider the worst.
>>696430026
im glad you understand
>>696430008
fuck google
>>696429597
I will just do tons of squats
>>696430197
right let's go with that
>>696430136
rum is a girls drink
im talking about 0 drinks before hand
>>696430152
>a few days
pls no (filename)
>>696430197
youre right, knowledge is trivial isnt it?
>>696430008
i'm very much comfortable in last place thank you
it makes things i do well look like milestones
>>696430152
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>696430197
That's my thing right now but also diversified leg exercises since they're apparently more effective if you have a range of options
man I need to stop thinking about ass
>>696430488
>rum is a girl's drink
b-but
why
>>696430488
knowledge is for people who care to use it
im to lazy for that
>>696430342
good yes
>>696430617
but your entire being is just ass :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw3fHh6oZqA
>>696430713
sometimes dick too
>>696430488
PC needs some fixing so it may be at the shop for a bit and I don't have Steam on this laptop. You can always choose the first option.
>>696430574
Is there a problem?
>>696430574
shoot for the moon
>>696430617
its good, but easy to handle, ergo girly
>>696430934
I work out more than avery does that help
>>696430921
I use my first name for skype and personal email, kinda want to keep that stuff away from the web space.
>>696430921
yea
check skype
>>696430934
can i shoot with a cannon
>>696431008
Everybody works out more than Avery.
>>696431133
I just want kaldis to admit I'm manlier than him.
He shoots for the moon when he fantasises about guys with bowlcuts.
>>696431038
I'm surprised you don't have an alternative, anonymous account.
>>696431126
Nothing there.
>level 24 diglett
>46 hp
>hurts itself in confusion
>22 damage
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
>>696431374
i forgot to send the message fuck one second
>>696431232
Drink more whiskey, then.
that attack IV thou
>>696431008
weights over 100lbs?
>>696431126
you can shoot with whatever way you want that can contain a high pressure wave created from gun powder
>>696431232
>things that SF know arent true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ
>>696431374
I actually use skype for calls, its convenient when you dont know where your phone is
>>696431499
welcome to the ring of fire
also I do drink whiskey straight
I drink most liquor straight
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>>696431639
I heard there was abuse being handed out
>>696431454
that sounds like a pokemon other than go
>>696431499
we need to fight over manliness avery
>>696431534
FINE
>>696431639
no but more than 0 pounds
shut up
>>696431767
it's the only kind of pokemon worth playing, yeah
>>696431767
what is the format
what are the weapons
>>696431721
>I-I'm manly I swear! look I can do shots! are you proud of my senpai are you are you
btw the way I also drink most liquor straight. Does that make me manly?
>>696431893
yeah I can't actually into pokemon go since it's like watered down and shit
too nerdy for that ish
>>696431947
mano a mano
>>696432029
same
anyone who genuinely enjoys pokemon go can pokemon GtfO
>>696431639
I have a normie one for family and interviews. I mostly use my gay perv account instead.
>>696432282
thats to much to be bothered with
>>696432027
not really, most girls in the midwest will drink from the bottle of whiskey with yah
>>696431767
work on it then
>>696432282
chet is gay perv confirm
>>696432560
I'm Canadian so I'm even rougher and tougher :3
I could beat up 90% of the people in this thread
