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Get in here newfags!

Kyle has found himself in a room with no visible means of escape! The only objects in the room are Kyle, a lego TIE fighter, an indoor plant, a wardrobe, and the mystery box.

Dubs decides wut do
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shit wrong pic
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>>696378939
open the wardrobe
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>>696379993
Reerole
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>>696380134
Rolling till dibs
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>>696378939
Put the plant under the wardrobe
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>>696380200
is locked
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>>696380659
Eat the tie fighter
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>>696380659
Shit, open the mystery box. Maybe key
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>>696380782
Reroll
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>>696380801
Open it faggot
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Shit in the plant
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Check behind the plant
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>>696380988
win.zip
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>>696378850
Dick in the tie fighter
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>>696381168
Rolling for this
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>>696380200
WINRAR
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>>696380659
Look under plant
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Swallow tie fighter whole
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>>696380988
The plant isn't happy
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equip kyle
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>>696381720
reroll
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>>696381720
rereroll
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>>696381576
eat the plant
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come on, OP. equip kyle.
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>>696381788
Kyle equips the mini version of him behind the plant
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>>696382144
with minikyle armor, break the wardrobe with head
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>>696382144
rub thighs together to start a fire to burn the wardrobe down
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Kyle gets hungry and rips the plant up the mixes it with the shit and eats the shit salad
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>>696382384
rerawl
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>>696382359
reroll
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>>696382359
Roll
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>>696382423
rereroll
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Be a nigger and chimp out
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>>696381922
He eats the whole plant and finds a red key taped to one of the leaves
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Mini Kyle is able to pilot the tie fighter.
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>>696382359
Rawling
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>>696382603
HOLY FUCK REROLL
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Mini Kyle does a handstand, allowing Kyle to grab the M-box with his feet
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>>696382592
Eat the key
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>>696382603
Rerolling what a beautiful idea
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>>696382603
roll for this
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>>696382764
ROLL
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>>696382603
rolling of re
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>>696382888
i got trips do i get more?
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>>696382603
REOLROLRLEROLroll
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>>696382888
Oh shit. Trips
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Trump appears and builds a wall around the shit. Causing the smell of shit to vanish immediately. Kyle then thanks trump.
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Kyle tries unlocking his anal secrets with the key
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>>696383174
Reroll
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>>696383183
kinda like this OP. the key is in his ass, fish it out
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>>696383174
Rerall
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>>696382888
MIni Kyle is able to pilot and do fly bys around the room at a constant speed
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>>696383398
Kyle steps on tie fighter, causing mini Kyle to fly out and into Kyle ass
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>>696383398
mini kyle knocks off the mystery box
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Open the fucking wardrobe Kyle
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Kyle cuts his dick off and then fucks himself with it
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Kyle try to open the wardrobe with is key
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>>696383575
re roll
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>>696383398
Kyle finds out he has massive boobs. He then sucks on them
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>>696383681
Roll
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kyle comes down with dysentery
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>>696383774
Roll
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>>696383757
i was denied twice by the same numbers re roll?
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>>696383681
Reroll
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>>696383800
>>696383822
>>696383844
three dubs. dub party now
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>>696383464
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>>696383800
>>696383822
>>696383844
Get drawing OP
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Eat mini kyle
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Kyle becomes an avid member of the lgbt community
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>>696384247
Reroll
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>>696383800
>>696383822
>>696383844
Mini Kyle is able to knock down the mystery box but Kyle is too busy with dysentery to use the key. Things are not looking good for kyle
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>>696383464
ROLL
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>>696384498
Our lord and saviour the sphaghetti monster cures him of dysentery and gives him a one inch bigger dick
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>>696384498
kyle comes down with a touch herpes
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>>696384643
*spaghetti
Learn to spell nignog
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>>696384498
kyle opens the mystery box hoping for a cure
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>>696384728
re roll
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tfw your name is kyle
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>>696384355
Kyle gains Lgbt powers and gives his dysentery a talk about microorganism privilege and its oppressiveness on mankind. Dysentery is guilt tripped into a stupor and Kyle has newfound strength
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Mini Kyle drops Lego bricks in front of Kyle's barefeet
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>>696385071
kyle comes down with dysentery
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KYLE OPENS THE BOX
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Mini Kyle sets tie fighter guns to JIZZ and opens up on Kyle.
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>>696385071
Kyle gets cyberbullied
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>>696385568
Reroll
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>>696385568
Rerall
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>>696385568
There is no pc in his room unless he has a phone
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>>696385266
IN THE BOX IS A GREEN KEY
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>>696385695
bend both keys in half
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Mini Kyle flies into the wardrobe, killing him instantly
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>>696385673
Kyle gets bullied by mini kyle
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>>696385753
reroll
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>>696385695
kyle digs through the shit to find the other key
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>>696385753
offbyone reroll
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>>696385825
reroll
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USE KEYS ON THE WARDROBE
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>>696385695
Kyle identifies as a genderfluid demisexual panromantic
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Mini Kyle escapes through the hole in the floor just behind Kyle
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>>696385753
get
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>>696385954
Reroll
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kyle comes down with dysentery
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>>696385954
Roll
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KYLE EATS THE GREEN KEY
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>>696385910
Roll
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Kyle uses both keys as wolverine claws on both hands and attaches mini-kyle to his forehead forming "mega kyle ex" then smashes his entire body into the woredrobe
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>>696385910
Roll
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>>696385882
rerolll
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>>696386341
fucking rerool godamnit
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>>696385910
Reroll
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Dysentery comes down with kyle
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>>696385910
Rereroll
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kyle catches a touch of the down syndrome
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>>696386409
Reroll
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>>696385695
Hurry get dubs! Mini kyle is starting to run out of fuel!
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>>696385910
Rerereroll
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Eat mini Kyle
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>>696386514
kyle commits suicide
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>>696386514
Fuck mini Kyle. Use keys on wardrobe nao
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>>696386514
Check behind wardrobe
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>>696386514
Mini kyle explodes and checks my dubs
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>>696386514
Kyle jumps on the shit like a launchpad and grabs mini kyle as he descends. Then he breaks mini kyles legs and throws him at the wardrobe because fuck mini-kyle
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>>696386668
Re
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>>696386750
Rolling forr this
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MINI KYLE DRINKS WHILE FLYING
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>>696386514
Kyle becomes Bob Ross
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>>696386668
Reroll
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>>696386750
Rollin'
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>>696386514
mini kyle lands and regular kyle eats shit to find other key
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>>696386668
Fucking reroll
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>>696386809
Eroll
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>>696386668
Reeeroll
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>>696386889
Rerull
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>>696386668
Rerolll
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Use red key on green key
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>>696385568
Reroll
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>>696387005
Reroll
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>>696386514
Throw key at mini kyle.
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>>696386855
Check em'
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>>696386668
Hnnnng reroll
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insert fist into ass, rotate
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>>696386668
Dammit reroll
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Kyle transforms into a fat tumblr feminist.
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>>696386668
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee roll
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use the green key on the wardrobe for fuck's sake
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Kyle uses both keys on the door
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>>696387199
dubs
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>>696386668
Rerollin
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Use the green key on the wardrobe
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>>696387199
kek
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>>696387255
dubs
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>>696386750
>>696386855
Deliver OP the dubs hath spoken
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>>696387199
>>696387255
great now tumblr feminists are going to think they're smarter. real awesome. thanks guys
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>>696387199
ah shit
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>>696387199
Poor kyle
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>>696387237
Reroll
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>>696387255
Finally. So fat tumblr femi kyle uses both keys on wardrobe
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>>696386855
Mini Kyle jumps out in the knick of time and is now hanging for his life on the edge of the box.

The tie fighter shatters and creates a minefield of legos surrounding the wardrobe
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Re-Rerolling
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>>696387340
As long as that gateway to Narnia is opened I dont care.
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Kyle kicks down the wardrobe door
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>>696387603
walk over to the wardrobe, step on the fucking legos like a man and open it
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>>696387907
reroll
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>>696387603
Kyle picks up the box and sets mini-kyles bones in the right place so they heal well and places him in shit.
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Rerölling
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>>696387603
USE THE FUCKING KEYS ON WARDROBE THOSE DUBS SAID AND YES I AM MAD BRO
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>>696387603
pick up green key and use it.

Let mini kyle fall an die.
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>>696387966
Lol wasted
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Kyle realizes that the only knowledge obtainable from mankind regarding life is it's pain and it's inevitable end in death. Kyle then kills himself drowning in his own shit and vomit
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>>696387966
Rerolling for what fag
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Kyle walks over the legos like a man. Unphased by the pain he unlocks the wardrobe
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>>696387603

a sense of absolute lust overcomes kyle as he stares at mini kyle's little ass struggling to hold onto the box. he uses mini kyle as a shota fleshlight
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>>696387199
>>696387255
Kyle is now a fat tumblrina and refuses to step on legos.

SHe must find a way to clear them before approaching the wardrobe
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>>696388105
roll
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>>696387978
This anon enters the room with kyle.
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shove mini kyle up your rectum

Then try green key on wardrobe
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>>696388160
kyle uses dysentery on the legos
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>>696388123
OP is a major fucking fag. Dubs for that has been had. Fucking OP cunt
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>>696388160
Kyle-Tumblrina steps inside the box with both feet and shuffles over to the wardrobe tweeting about manslaughter while doing so
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Kyle kills minikile and then chokes himself to death
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>>696388160
Kyle becomes triggered mini kyle is a man and kills him.
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>>696388343
kek rolling
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>>696388228
Roll fo this
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>>696388160
Kyle can now move Lego's with his mind
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>>696388343
Rolling for this
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>>696388228
Re
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>>696388105
reroll
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>>696388228
Roll
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>>696388363

troll roll
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>:(
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>>696388488
Yay
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>>696388499
SO I FUCKIN ENTER. DO IT OP SPERGLORD
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>>696388522
Checkd
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>>696388522
Kyle has no food in his stomach to vomit up
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Anon kills minikyle, chokes kyle to death and then evaporates into farts
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>>696388698
Reroll
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>>696388608
AAAAAAAAAAAAARG
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>>696388698

HE ATE THE PLANT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

DO IT. THE GAME HAD RULES.
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>>696383620
You fucking idiot kyke, reroll
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FLLOOOOOOOOORRRMM
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>>696388834
The plant never existed
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Another plant spawns directly in kyles anus causing her to fall onto the legos (each lego now has tiny spikes each sharper than the next)
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>>696388488
Guys dubs
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>>696388488
Kyle reassembles the legos with her mind and places it on the wardrobe, opens the wardrobe with the green key, and discovers a vault
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>>696389086
>her

This anon triggers kyle due to misgendering. Kyle gains strength.
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>>696388488
Winrar
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Masturbate
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>>696389245
Rerol
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>>696389229
LET ME IN BRO
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Throw vault at lego thing and smash it so lego surrounds it.
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the world blows up the end
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>>696389454
Roll
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>>696388522
Kyle dies, now its up to mini kyle to escape the room
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>>696389229
stick mini kyle up rectum.

Open vault with red key
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>>696389229
>>696389245
Kyle is now a genderfluid foxkin gaining the strenght of a thousand gokus in the process
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>>696389229
Kyle transforms into kyle from south park because magic
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Kyle kills herself because she realized that Kyle is a male-based name and realizes that she was never free and all of it was a lie.
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>>696389542
mini kyle commits suicide
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>>696389542
Mini-Kyle disappears.
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Mini kyle channels the strength of KEK to revive kyle.
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>>696389542
Mini kyle grows and loojs like kyle from south park
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Mini kyle crawls up kyles rectum and pulls his ass pubes to control him like giant fag robot.
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>>696389542
mini kyle breaks the 4th wall
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>>696389720
Reroll
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>>696389542
Mini-Kyle grows into a fullsize kyle and both of his legs are healed from the transformation
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>>696389787
roler of re
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>>696389542
mini kyle lets go and dies upon impact.
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>>696389720
Toller
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>>696389542
OBEY YOUR OWN RULES OP
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>>696389787
Reroll
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>>696389803
roll
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>>696389720
This
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>>696389787
Kek'd. rolling for this
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Mini kyle splits into four that are now named
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Eric
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>>696389720
Thus this
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Mini-Kyle realizes he is the beginner of time, the creator of life, the master of death, and tells us his ultimate secret of life, time, and death
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>>696389720
Rolllll
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>>696389787
Rollin
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>>696389787
Roll
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>>696390091
Just gonna try this one more time. Re-roll
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>>696390099
Yay! Kyle is back!
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A distant "hero never die" can be heard instantly revive Kyle
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Mini-Kyle goes to the vault and begins to open it.
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>>696390333
shit.
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>>696390333
Oooo
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>>696389542
Gas leak. Explosion. All die. Goodnight
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>>696390333
Trips of truth
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>>696390099
Mini Kyle uses his last remaining strength to revive Kyle and falls 8 inches to his death
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Kyle becomes etheral.
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>>696390487
Re
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>>696390538
Not mini-Kyle! Screw you guys, he comes back as a ghost and travels into the vault.
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>>696390538
Big kyle cums on Mini kyle
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>>696390566
fuck
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>>696390566
kek gg
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>>696390538
Kyle fucks the safe with his 2 inch penis. The safe opens and claims kyle raped it. Kyle is triggered and is about to call the PC police but remembers black lives matter and decides to pay the safe $3000000 in reperations.
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>>696390735
TOLD YOU I WAS MAD BRO. SHOULD HAVE LET ME IN. BUT MOST OF ALL SHOULD HAVE UDED KEYS AS ORDERED
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>>696390538
big kyle gives mini kyle a proper burial in the shit pot
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>>696390538
Kyle grows massive boobs and smothers this anon >>696390985 with them.
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>>696390538
that red key looks like mini kyle without arms bending over
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>>696391010
is this technically dubs...?
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>>696391074
Rolle
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>>696391108
no but you're technically retarded
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>>696391074
Reroll
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>>696391178
Rolling
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>>696391074
Rolleroli
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>>696391176
Kyle is ded from expluson mayn
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>>696390333
Mini Kyle is revived by this chant, smells the emerging gas leak, and jumps off kyles poo trampoline on top of the wardrobe, escaping through a small hole behind the wardrobe before the gas is igniting.

Mini Kyle lives and Kyle dies for being a fat tumblrina peice of shit :)
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>>696391178
ReRolling
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>>696391326
gg
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>>696391178
Must roll for this.
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>>696391326
Pepe arrives and executes mini-kyle then shoots himself
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>>696391326
Mini kyle takes off his mask and reveals he is a terrorist.

ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>696391326
The Tie-Fighter runs out of fuel.
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>>696391326
Gg


U fag
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>>696391260
>>696391336
>>696391555
the fuck are you rolling for?
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>>696391555
Mission was a success!
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>>696391685
I don't know but OP had better draw it or I'm gonna be fucking pissed.
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>>696391555
Mini Kyle is now floating through an empty void. He needs no more fuel to remain at a constant speed. He can see a plane of existence in the distance, and that 1010 thinking is dubs guy is retarded
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>>696378850
ALLAU AKBAR
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>>696391944
is this technically dubs?
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>>696391944
Kyle praises to old ones, fucking cthulhu pulls him to that plane of existence
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It was all a dream
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>>696391944
Hulk Hogan appears riding a dolphin and shouts to mini kyle "YOU ARE NEEDED IN THE NETHERWORLD BROTHERRRRR" as he is teleported into a new room filled with new shit to get out of
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>>696391944
He suffocates due to leak in ship hull
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Mini Kyle sucks his own dick
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>>696392204
Roll
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>>696392238
Roll
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>>696392238
Re
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>>696392301
>>696392204
Rollin
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>>696392100
Kyle is now in the plane of existence
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>>696392741
What is in the plane of existence ? Is it normal world or ?
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>>696392741
Mini-Kyle is transformed into a demon from the radiation coming from the godly cthulu's body
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>>696392311
Kyle is suffocating!
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>>696393041
rollin
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>>696393225
Our lord and saviour cthulu gives him upgraded lungs capable of breathing in any space
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>>696393225
Kyle jumps away from the plane using the convinient space suit he found in the plane
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>>696393368
rollin for this
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>>696393368
Roll
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MAKE A NEW THRED
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>>696393368
Rickity rollin'
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kyle commits sudoku
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>>696393697
rolleth of the re
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>>696393734
relleth of the ro
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>>696393697
Roll
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>>696393760
shit niqqa come on
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>>696393814
>>
>>696393578
llorer
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Kyle commits seppuko
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