BANG!!! That's the sound of 4 niggers breaking into your
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BANG!!!
That's the sound of 4 niggers breaking into your home. And they are about to rape and kill your family. The last weapon you used in a video game is your only defense.
>How fucked are you?
AWP
ez
>>696355479
Last weapon I used... like the literal last weapon? Well I played Insurgency last time I used a weapon. I used an M249 Saw with Armor Piercing rounds so... yeah
>dvas mech
im pretty safe i think fam
Broken bottle on gta5
Fuck
>>696355602
ayy lmao dual barretas
Ak47
>>696355479
Bf4 famas
was playing just cause 3 so theyre pretty much fucked
>>696355874
weapon you weeb fuck
It wasn't a weapon, it was a basketball. Ill put on a suit, grab a clipboard, and hand them the ball. Everything will be fine
>>696355479
Steel chair on WWE. Hmmm dont know about this
Saiga .308 w/Armor Piercing tracers. Come at me jungle dwellers
I think im gonna do fine...
>>696355479
Bad juju in Destiny. I won't even have to reload.
A revolver.
It's fine
I was playing SSX3, I'm fucked.
>>696355479
Mk.3 Chieftan medium battle tank ........... what niggers?
ak-47
god yes
>>696355479
Xonotic. I don't know the weapon anymore but, they'll be fragged and splattered on a wall in no time.
And fuck the messy cleanup.
>>696355479
IT'S HIGH NOON.
The day is saved.
>>696355921
underrated
>>696355479
Well i guess weilding a 2012 Dodge Viper isnt so bad it should kill them and my family as well all my problems solved
Parasite Eve. Handgun with two shot fire rate; 3 second cooldown between attacks.
>>696355479
Basketball. Maybe I can light it on fire and throw it at them, idk
Tekken, does Bryan Fury's body count as a weapon? If so I'm perfectly fine.
>>696355479
I might die in the process, but I'll at least have some fun
Wolf knights greatsword. Not too bad
cago. ak47. cheyah
It should work pretty well if they don't steal it first
Wolfknight great sword; I just gotta start swinging like a lunatic, and hope I don't get shot.
>>696355479
UMP-45
ez
Warship artillery in World of Warships.
The Niggers, me, my housee, my family and my whole neighborhood would be fucked.
>>696355479
im good
Witchers silver sword from witcher 2. I think I'm aight
![xcom-2-psi-operative[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MFf4sJE.jpg "xcom-2-psi-operative[1].jpg")
Not sure if I could use it but an Alien PSI Amplifier. Would be nice if it worked.
>>696355921
topkek
>Melee
>only play Luigi
Nair and Fair until everyone's dead
>>696355905
> implying animals can't be weaponised
Michael Vick, the original pokemon trainer would kindly disagree
Survivalist Rifle with hand loaded ammo. Niggers are fucked
AR-55 from Saints Row 3
ggez
im allrite
>Justice rains from above!
We good.
>tfw house burns
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pOMMPdt.png "latest[1].png")
niggers gonna have a bad time
>>696356595
as am i
>>696356368
Beautiful game tho
>>696355479
With a full auto, crowd control and perfect balance roll. I'll be alright.
Played postal.
Shotgum with a cat as a suppressor
>>696355479
Nova 3. Im fine...those niggers are about to be vaporized and blown with plasma granades
>>696356821
as long as youre not an imperial stormtrooper, otherwise you aint hitting shit
>>696356865
mah nigga
>>696355479
French Lebel with Rosalie bayonet. I'm good.
>>696355479
duel wielding fists of the deity from wow. dem nig nogs dun fukd up, son.
>>696355479
Could be worse..
raven shotgun from payday 2, not bad
Where the high noon fam at
>>696355479
Witcher steel sword and axi sign.... mind fucked into killing each other.....
Aok brotato chip.
>>696357013
just the world we live in mein
Im good
tanuki suit
nice
Hydes flamethrower on evolve
I'll burn my house down but atleast I'll rid the world of 4 niggers
If i remember correctly it was a g36 with a drum magazine. If not, it was a minigun. All 4 of them are fucked the second they step in.
I will 4 shot quad shot those niggers
I'm good.
>>696355479
It was Crysis 2, I had a kinda Magnum with sights and some giant GPMG, so it would suck to be a negro thief in a situation like that.
feng mao's polearm, yep i think im good to slice some fuckers
>>696357115
its a fine world indeed
I think i'm safe.
gonna lose, but still cool. points for whipping black people.
My sentry will do the work
>>696355905
yes because only japanese people play pokemon. it's 1995.
I feel pretty good about the ship-to-ship flamethrower, provided I mounted it somewhere decent.
>tfw Battlefleet Gothic
>tfw entire planet purged for negro infestation
For the emperor!
Well, this'll be interesting.
Bubble Bobble... Those pesky niggers wont stand a chance against my bubble attack!
>>696357504
sooooo no more orc bois?
>>696357419
Kek
>>696355479
>Pulse from Rainbow Six Siege
>With M1040
Come at me.
>>696355479
MP-7 with Brutal, Deadly and Swift
>>696357355
Uhhh L8R
>played gothic 2. had uriziel
come niggers. we are going to have fun... mmm... daydreaming.......
>>696355479
k98 mauser.. i might be fucked since its bolt but i assume after the first shot theyd probs all run
Assault rifle with extra radiation damage. Pretty safe as I can shoot them entering the stairs to upper floor.
M1014 shotgun. Payday 2.
2 easy.
>>696356734
Kek
I was playing Hearts of the Iron 3.. I'm good
>>696355479
Overwatch Junkrats Explosive testicle gun
BFG, for all your needs
>>696355479
>ak47
>>696356076
>taking a fallout gun and expecting it to work in real life
The guns work on magic and would be nothing more than a prop in your hands with a useless trigger. You'd be fucked guy
Somebody post the analyzation of Fallout 3's shotgun
>>696355602
virginnewfag detected
>awp for CQB hurdur cringeretardicon
>>696355479
Last weapon I used was a black hole generator from Ratchet 3 so... Are they inmune or what?
>>696355479
A KV-85 russian tank lol
dds
y'all niggas gettn specd out
>>696355479
This is about to get real weird
>>696355479
That would be the Hollowslayer Greratsword from DS3.
I'm OK.
Synoid Simulor from Warframe
>im good
>>696355479
A fucking soccer ball
already killed them 3km away
>>696355479
Torbjorn's turret... I don't even have to get outta bed
>>696358751
Kek
>>696357856
oh shit now that brings memories.
>>696358798
nah, u need to shoot it more than once to do something
And you won't have the ingame invulnerability, you'll just destroy everything, maybe even your own house nigga
dual from reaper overwatch
>>696358519
they're black u fag. ure fucked. i feel sorry for ur ass
>>696355479
war thunder i have a panzer IV they are fucked
Last game was a gun from the Russian Overkill Doom mod; I think it was that giant one barreled shotgun which could fire a giant shell that scatters more shells
>>696359046
yea. thats why its good to re-play this masterpiece from time to time
>>696355479
The dragonblade
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zZstfiy.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
I think i'm semi-fucked, but if i can get one at a time, that'd be greg
Fookin niggas askin to get hooked in tha gabba
An e-11... I'll be fine
>>696355479
Last game I played was Max Payne.
Pretty fucking safe I'd assume.
>>696355479
Negev for niggas, come at me!
>>696355479
A level 14 pikachu
Got a good enough chance
>>696358357
All 4 niggers dead, as well as all 4 blocks behind them
>>696356753
I take it the giant dildo is already in your ass.
>Saints Row 1, 3, and 4, fucking suck.
>time to enforce the law
>>696355479
Does Aiden count? If so, I'm gonna wreck those fuckers.
I'm safe
Its gonna get messy
>>696357408
You realize niggers carry guns right?
GOAT
>>696359801
doesn't matter if u have uriziel
that skyrim thingy is good to. they get scared, u see
>>696355602
>>696358463
Actually just a decent awper can use it in tight quarters. It seems surprising to me that awp comes in handy in Office to mediocre and top players.
Since the last game I played was NBA 2K16, I'll just throw a basketball at them and they'll revert back to their primitive basketball habits
Sr338 on battlefield 4. Fuck me
So id be a magician If we're counting that id have a mage staff dem niggers would burn
Ammo Types: 7.62mm rounds; 40mm HV HE grenades
Clip Size: 48 (Primary), 5 (Alternate)
Range: Short - Long
Fire rate: 6.25 per second / 0.75 per second (Secondary fire)
The primary fire is automatic fire.
The secondary function for this gun is a grenade launcher.
The N.I.C.W. has two abilities that further improve an already impressive weapon. First, nearby enemies will be outlined by blue squares. This makes finding where they are easy; it even works through walls and objects. Also, it will display the enemy's health meter, so you know exactly how close they are to death.
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Niggas gonna die.
T-34 Tank or a Plasma Rifle... them be screwed... but so would most of me house so not sure who wins here
Longsword. Great, since I do hema.
I am about to make some Juan deags
>>696355479
Literally a spaceship with cannons and missiles.
>just hold on a minute, Jamal, I lost my damn keys
>>696358389
analysis?
I guess I'm pretty fucked, although they could be quite solid and I can throw pretty hard. Sandniggers can stone people to death so I guess it's more or less the same thing
>tfw norfleet from borderlands 2
lmao my ass, the only thing I'll worry about is burning my house down
I was playing lucio I'm fucked
>>696355479
Pokeball go
>>696361260
>>696356919
Fuck me. I hate that fucking gun.
Either Bucket's Rocket Launcher or Turrets from Evolve, or Xing Tian's axe and shield from Smite. Or was that Guan Yu's Green Dragon Crescent Blade from Smite? I feel mostly safe anyway.
>>696357213
>>696357803
My niggas with excellent game taste. Buck/Hyde for life.
Guess I'll have to make a clutch play. ;)
Claymore from Dark Souls 3 git fuggd
Diamond sword.
Fat Man from fallout 4, guess we are all fucked
a nidhogg rapier or maybe mewtwo. both hilarious for different reasons.
Fat man...
>>696355479
The Warframe is technically piloted by an operator so I think techincally this is my weapon. And my weapon is wielding a toxic flamethrower, an energy hand crossbow and spiked tonfas
>>696361978
>>696355479
>auto sniper CSGO
ez game ez life
>>696362682
forgot picture
>>696355479
30 18lb. Medium Cannons and 24 16lb. Mediums on a weather deck... bye bye nigras
>>696361580
>implying you cant catch'em all
>POKÈMON
Oh they're fucked
how the fuck do i use this
pic related
guess I'll be fine
>>696362764
Amazing f2p game right there
>>696362941
I got enough mankey's off to oak they go
>>696355479
Freeze gun, a little too slow but icicles could work
>>696362301
:))))))))))))))))))))))))) LOLLOL XDDD
...faggot.
Last game I played was devil daggers
Can now shoot daggers out of my hands
EZ
purple dildo from gta SA
335 MIDA Multi-Tool
>>696361978
At least he's not a katanafag
Negev from csgo should suffice
Been playing Payday 2 with this beast.
Dem niggers be running for their lives...
>>696355479
Yessss, BLADES enchanted sword(Ice and Shock) from skyrim !!!
>>696355479
A one handed Daedric sword with a fire enchantment, I'm not too fucked
>>696355706
Hiuhahaha, truly nigger weapon
>>696355479
I was playing Manhunt, first level.
>>696355479
>>696356734
oh shit son
FUCKING HOLY MOONLIGHT SWORD FROM BLOODBORNE GIT GUD
Photon TMGs I'll melt the mud men
Molotov cocktail in Gta sanandreas
>>696355479
ak or m4
>>696355479
Kek, double-barreled shotgun.
psy-blast. psychonauts
I'm set. A-10 in Wargame Red Dragon
>>696355479
Think I might be ok
Even the neighbors are fucked.
wining
Giant hammer from Reinhardt in Overwatch, plus armor.
Every little thing gonna be all right.
>>696355479
i'd be fine
Schofield Revolver and a Winchester Repeater - I like my chances
Well technically the last weapon I used in a videogame was a Gravelerock from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. I'm fucked.
>>696355479
Dorans Blade
>kek
>>696355479
PP Bizon, CSGO.
This home invasion ends badly for 4 out of 5 participants.
>>696364170
Badass
>>696363167
Top kek
one shot for each nigger
>>696359721
>>696359365
Fuck yeah let's go
If I can get a shot off without breaking both my fucking arms...
A chainsaw and a New Holland harvester with corn head. This should be fun.
Lucians guns, time to kill some niggers
Ez
ACR 6.8
>>696355874
Hope you have gym badges or you're fucked
Junkrats nade launcher, everyone is blowing up tonight
>>696355479
A gigantic fucking sword from world of warcraft. Not fucked at all.
>>696355479
I played diep.io last, so a 2d shit tank?
I think I'm ok
>"...It's High Coon"
>4 dead niggers
>mfw
I think I'd be able to handle them.
>>696362316
Implying you could swing one you fat fedora neck bearded fuck
I'm good guize. Fuzes Cluster Charge
>>696357444
Nice trips
>>696355479
motherfucking dual ER PPC's from Mechwarrior, them dindus is vaporized.
G3A3
Not bad at all
Just PLAYED Trove. Does this mean I get to burn a nigga with a FUCKING PIÑATA DRAGON?????
>>696366093
A goats tounge from goat simulator... Just fucking kill me niggers
>Evolve
Cabot's Rail Cannon
>>696362191
Personally I'd prefer Skadi's Dog and her Ice Spear, or Sun Wukong in general
Ballers from Hitman 2. I'm OK.
Pic related. I guess I'll be okay?
>>696367231
I'd prefer to stick my dick in Skadi. But yeah, her spear of Kaldr would be cool.
Played Supreme commander FA
Why i am staying at home waiting for some nignog when i can conquer the world by myself?
The mop from Viscera Cleanup Detail...
>>696355479
4 round tactical shotgun, i better not miss
>>696355479
Daedric Longbow with Flame and Frost enchants at max Destruction. NE GRO DIE!
>Cue Nord chorus
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION
PGM Hécate II
They can't do shit against a sweet 12,7mm baguette
>>696355479
Everyone gets to die.
>>696369408
>weapon
Packed a punch ray gun
Im good fam
>>696355479
hope these niggs like raspberries im all outta watermellon
>My wife is black.
>I have racial protection with that.
>Really, is not a joke.
>I don't need gun now
>Fucking stupid thug
>>696363098
got em!
>>696370571
You have a point.
Who in their right mind would rape a black woman? Even black men don't want to have sex with them.
>>696355479
Does Bo' rai cho's ass count?
>>696364191
based
>>696370759
just spew up on them, O drunken master.
Superior bear school silver sword
The Witcher 3
gears of war gnasher shotgun. if only it wasn't so goddamn spongey
Im fine fam them niggers be hosed
>>696370866
Tru
they don't stand a chance
Unless the nigger is jax
God I hate jax
Zarya's Gravity gun.
They are FUCKED
>RA2/YR
>Mirage Tank
dem niggers will be dead without knowing a single thing
>>696355479
Not fucked at all. I used dozens of high-level infantrymen in Boom Beach
>>696370728
Probably your girl in 15 years
>>696355479
I was on my titan full desolate armor with the no backups plans carrying the last word and a shot gun with a dragons breath I will be ok. Light level 335
A heavy bowgun in Monster Hunter.
Siege mode those niggas
>>696355479
M19 SSM rocket launcher
Might wreck the front entrance a bit, but it sure would wreck those niggers
>>696355479
BAL-27 from advanced warfare. They will all die.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sdgBdvx.png "latest[1].png")
>>696355479
Fucking teapot cannon.
>you ready for your teaparty bitches
>>696355479
Uhm... Proton cannon... I think we'll have nigger BBQ party tonight...
>>696371416
The only reason I wasn't using the universal remote is so I can get the chaperone
>>696355831
mow em down
ffar in bo3, I'm good my nigs
>>696355479
Junkrat's grenade launcher. I'll be fine. I think..
>>696371961
This isn't Wrath of the Lich King mate
>>696355479
I WILL FIGHT TILL MY LAST BREATH!
BRING ME ANOTHER!
CATCH PHRASE!
I'm assuming the armor counts as well since it goes with the warhammer
>>696372128
It was either that or Cursed Ashbringer
>>696372529
You got the Corrupted Ashbringer? That's fucking sweet man. Can I get a screenshot?
A dragon scimitar in Old School Runescape..I think i will be ok. Got my spec to back me up.
>>696364366
>4 niggers break in
>Zap one nig with 3 lightning bolts to the chest
>Other 3 Niggers hightail it in fear
>?????
>Profit
