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>>696345229
Quack
I'm working
by which I mean shitposting, reading manga, and watching league
Don't get in trouble if you're at work posting.
I just binged Overwatch with some animus and Eddy.
I am the only person in the building and my boss is my mother
overwatch is p fun
i just had the greatest bagel i think in the history of ever
I'm bored
That's good.
And yeah, less stress than LoL.
Getting a team together for ranked.
>>696346015
if it was not chocolate chip you are lying
>>696346099
I can't bother with ranked anything any more
I don't have the dedication to become truly great so I may as well just play casual
exception is csgo because casual csgo is an aids sandwich
>>696346282
I feel ya.
I don't even play LoL anymore.
Haven't for a while.
I just want ranked money in OW for gold skins.
>>696346282
A chocolate chip bagel? That doesn't exist; a combination that pure can't exist.
>>696346366
I'm just gonna do the placements and collect the end-of-season rewards every 3 months
been having the urge to play league again lately actually
>>696346414
>>>>>>he has never had a chocolate chip bagel
>>696346488
As long as you place you get everything the average person would get.
And good luck.
Don't break anything.
>>696346603
placed dead average at 50, so we'll see where that gets me
as long as I don't indulge my walls are safe
>>696346701
Let's hope.
>>696346771
i'll see if I can convince darwin to regress with me
>>696347039
Does he not play anymore?
>>696347186
we all more or less stopped playing league when overwatch came out
Oh, Nibi called me a pedo.
That's some grade-A cherry picking.
>>696347373
Seems about how it went for everyone.
>>696347459
I want overwatch to stay, but I think league will endure over it
>>696347866
Well yeah. Massive roster, you can pick what mode you want.
Yada yada.
>>696347954
and it's just a more interesting game
also I think blizzard is a bit too heavy-handed with the balance patches, meaning the meta is just shifting wildly every three weeks
>>696348191
Granted it's a new game compared to LoL and even they don't seem to have their shit together.
I'm just happy for Zenyatta buffs because dedicated heal slut.
>>696348343
balancing games with more than just a couple characters is hard
at least league recognizes that only about 20% of champions are gonna be competitively viable at any one time and endeavors to move the meta around rather than try to balance it fully
although they HAVE stated that a completely-balanced roster is an admittedly ideal and unattainable goal of each patch
>>696348660
I suppose. I hope OW doesn't have a billion characters like LoL does.
I want this game to be balanced and enjoyable.
>>696349000
Fucking checked
>>696348907
perhaps it will be
it's in a decent spot right now from what I've seen, with every character getting a decent amount of play at lower levels, unlike before when NO ONE played dva or zen or the patch before when hanzo was also hot garbage
I dunno what the high-elo meta is like with the new patch though
but I doubt they will stop releasing new heroes, or else people will get bored of the game and stop playing
>>696349422
I can imagine a new champ now and then, but I hope they just cap out at a point and focus on new modes or maps. Most champs seem relatively balanced so far. In the time I've played there wasn't a time I didn't know who could counter a champ that was causing issues for us.
chocolate
chip
bagel?
sold
at
Panera
Almost as good as bacon pancakes.
>have to leave my house to get it
>>696349548
only time will tell
I will definitely like to see new game-modes for sure
perhaps they will rip off counter-strike next with bomb or hostage scenarios, or tf2 some more with capture the flag
>>696349702
don't tell me you've never had one either
>>696349816
okay i won't
>>696349816
That or being allowed to pick what mode you play in casual play.
I don't mind the toss up in competitive, but I don't always want to do payload.
>>696349813
the horror
>>696349858
omg my god
panera delivers in some areas
>>696345549
Wish there was more of him.
He's cute as fuck.
>>696349935
perhaps
csgo has a very good system for that, but unfortunately it just results in 90% of all matches, casual or competitive, being played on dust2
DISASTER
>>696349950
bring me one
>no idea how to derive a problem
>book has the exact answer with explanation to it with the same element
everything is nice sometimes
Cinnamon Crunch > Plain > Blueberry > Chocolate Bagel
get me one too please
i really want cocoa pebbles today though
>>696350207
next time I am passing through michigan
>>696350222
wow look at this guy's absolutely shit taste
>>696350284
no fuck florida
>>696350207
!!
well in my area they've started delivering single orders, though probably not a single bagel, within a 5 mile radius of the store
>>696350156
Makes me glade I never got into that game.
>>696350329
come to MSU and we can HANG
MAN
>>696350329
but we have alligators
and disneyworld
and alligators in disneyworld
>>696350355
you wouldn't like it
it has ZERO cute characters and the community is very competitive-oriented
>>696350406
okay
lunatics
and nightclubs
and lunatics in nightclubs
>>696350329
>>>/g/
>>>/t/
>>>/f/
>>>/out/
you abs(plebeian)
This thread is lewd as heck.
>>696350510
It's more I just don't like generic looking FPS games set in the desert.
the resort made the news cause our nightclub turned away someone wearing a cross cause it violates our dresscode (no necklaces or chains) and so we got a little headline saying we're against religion
was fun
>>696350624
it's because i'm here isn't it
>tfw Tom Taylor's writing Injustice 2
necklaces fucking suck so good on you
>>696350496
there are no alligators in disneyworld
>>696350655
counter-strike is actually quite unique for an fps
and only two maps are in the desert
>>696350556
I'm sorry my excellent taste is too much for you to handle, friendo
>>696350780
that's hysterical
Some of the community servers in CS are nice, the surf combat servers are the best tbh.
>>696350958
rank your top four then yah dingus
>>696350958
I mean visually.
It looks like a lot of other games I see.
i know right
how much of a loser do you have to be to wear a string with something hanging from it that majority of the time people don't even see
>>696350958
are too
just the THOUGHT of it makes me angry
never actually tried surfing in cs
though I hear 1.6 and source are better for it
>>696351027
chocolate chip, chocolate chunk, chocolate chocolate chip, and chocolate
>>696351048
that is fair
>>696351111
none
>>696351218
I'm just enjoying the bright colors and lights.
gurrrr
Don't let Eisen hear about 2 chains.
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY
>>696351300
I need more of those in my life
I should find some lsd
>>696351335
well, okay
>>696351469
I might try it if my room mates do anything drug related. It's pretty tame here though.
Seems fun.
People are very loyal to 1.6 and source, i mean hell there are servers up for CSCZ, and its regarded as the worst of the series.
>>696351218
you are more of a slut for chocolate than demos, congrats, i never knew that was possible.
and dont do LSD, it fucks you up big time in the long run
>>696351452
its big booty judy yah dingus
i would like one or two LSDs
>>696351596
every drug is something to try once, in my opinion
unless it's nasty shit like meth or heroin
>>696351634
chocolate is the best
and I am sure taking it once or twice will not poke too many holes in my brain
>>696345700
Somebody got drunk at the lonely Christmas party
>>696351759
That's true.
We mostly just get drunk here now and then.
>>696351837
that's fine too
>>696351920
It's pretty fun. I can't seem to get drunk though and George is a light weight.
>>696351759
chocolate is nice, though a variety of flavors is better
slippery slope etc.
>>696352009
I really enjoyed that movie
>>696352065
One of the best.
>>696352009
seems like he would be
although I find it hard to believe that you've never had enough to get pleasantly wasted
>>696352065
chocolate has a variety of flavors
>>696352210
He and Michael can even confirm it.
I drank an entire large bottle of vodka myself and wasn't even tipsy.
>>696352210
chocolate does not taste like fruit
>>696352321
interesting
I would have to see it to believe it
>>696352445
>he's never had raspberry chocolate
>>696352555
I don't plan to do it again.
Doesn't seem healthy, so you would have to trust them should you want confirmation.
>>696352647
it is not unhealthy so long as you don't do it most days and don't binge
Hillary Clinton rapes little girls.
>>696352555
>only ever adding chocolate to your fruit
>hes never had trifle
thats p shitty man, sorry dude
>>696352788
This is what I had. I think it was 750 mil.
It seems a waste to drink if I dont' get drunk.
Had it all in one sitting.
>>696352929
I tend not to like fruit that much anyway
>>696352994
and you said I have shit taste
>>696352969
if I drank that in one sitting I would be violently sick for at least a full day afterwards
really curious as to the circumstances of that event
I like beer for the taste and I'm starting to get into hard liquor more too
but I will agree that intoxication is more than a small percentage of the enjoyment factor
>>696353276
well, it's not the same as mine, so obviously
>>696353370
Probably helps I drank a ton of water with it.
Only times I got really drunk were at my brother's and at Snuffles twice.
Beyond that the last few times nothing really happened.
I drank it in a sitting over an hour and a half to two hours.
Beer is gross.
![Patriotic-strawberry-trifle-WM[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1469/462/1469462876230.jpg "Patriotic-strawberry-trifle-WM[1]")
>downing a fifth under two hours
Squash, you really need to taper off the booze
>>696353370
I still think you are missing out on triffle, its great
>>696353831
I don't even drink that much.
I just kind of lost track of what I was drinking.
>>696353620
water just helps with the headache, it won't make you feel any less drunk
wonder if there's something funky with your enzymes or something, although you did say you got drunk before
curious
they're all acquired tastes, really
>>696353831
I really do not like fruit at all if I'm gonna be completely straight with you
i make these containment threads and they work every time
bleach pls
>>696354129
you didn't make this thread, friend
>>696354080
Maybe a change in what I eat.
I do eat a lot better now.
>>696354171
>>696354171
>>696354171
>>696354080
how is that even plausible
>>696353925
no one of that tolerance "does not drink that often".
>>696354129
>i was mearly pretending to be retarded
retard
>>696354171
better watch out, i own this thread kiddo
>>696354259
My mother's side of the family has a hard time getting drunk, so it could be genetics.
>>696354216
that can be a factor but it's not gonna make you shrug off a fifth of vodka like it's gatorade
>>696354287
delete it now
>>696354259
idk man I just never liked it
I think it's the textures mostly
>>696354405
delet this
>>696354405
That's a good point.
I might try it again and see if anything happens.
>>696354405
ever tried a peach?
>>696354366
hardly
no one can shrug off a fifth like that without the tolerance of someone drinking everyday
>>696354478
>>696354573
I lack the funds to drink much.
>>696354573
n-no
>>696354544
I would be keen on the results of such an experiment
I work around alcohol fumes from cleaning shit at factory jobs.
Think that could have anything to do with it?
>>696354695
We could do a call sometime.
I do not believe alcohol could exist in the gaseous state without you burning alive
>>696354662
your tolerance says otherwise
>>696354695
do you even like apples?
>>696354767
perhaps
not real big on calls without an associated game to play though
too quiet a personality
>>696354899
Yes!
I do like apples
pears are okay
and I like most fruit juice plenty
>>696354899
It's just cleaner on a rag so I guess.
>>696354901
Overwatch could work.
>>696355030
absolutely
>>696355106
Cool.
Next time I pick up booze we can do it.
Isopropyl alcohol has the boiling point of 82,6C
you would be dead if you worked in that
>>696355003
good
pears a shit tbh
what is your favorite kind of apple?
>>696355030
does this cleaner contain bleach or isopropyl alcohol?
>>696355174
sounds like a plan, stan
>>696355184
I like gala
and granny smith
>>696355184
Rubbing alcohol isn't that big a deal to be around.
>>696355184
See above.
>>696355282
granny smith is the best
an apple a day is really nice to have in the fall
>>696355285
I know that, but if you are saying you are breathing in alcohol fumes that implies you are operating in absurdly high temps at work
>>696355464
I always forget we have them
>>696355464
Pretty sure if you can smell that shit then you are taking in some kind of fumes.
>>696355578
no
smells and fumes are not the same thing
>>696355655
You know I am not someone who would know the difference, and I'm sure both of you know what I mean.
>>696355878
that is why I was telling you
>>696355578
If you smell something, its because you are breathing in something that is able to evaporate (water soluble).
You might smell something that includes the basis of water and another chemical due to the chemical reactant. But to smell a fume of something as exact as isopropyl alcohol is absurd.
>>696355968
I'm sure he knows what I mean.
>>696356111
yes, he does
now we are responding to it
>>696356198
We have gotten pretty far off base. It was established that it is not possible.
>>696356347
correct
seems we've run out of gas after that, though
>gas puns
Sir, we operate in the abs(0) range around here.
there is no energy allowed, only the potential to have some.
>>696356465
Pursuing this further seems contrived.
that was absolutely unintentional
I'm really sorry
>gas puns
>does not evolve into fart jokes
???????????????????????
lol its cool
>>696356712
that's small talk, friend
the protocol here would be to make some sort of joke or non-sequitur into a new topic, or just to excuse oneself from the conversation
>>696356781
fart jokes are garbage-tier
>>696357535
Who is Non-sequitur?
>>696357535
you've clearly forgotten how to live
>>696357654
it's a rather funny comic strip in the chicago tribune
>>696357711
no, I have transcended
>>696357745
It's a joke. Darwin would get why it's funny.
>>696357846
yes, I caught your joke and countered it with one of my own
>>696358003
I'm surprised you remembered that incident if you do.
>>696358140
there are caps, of course
>>696358274
Yeah, you guys capped a lot of shit I said.
I'm not sure how to feel about it.
Martin was especially creepy about capping people.
and I remember everything anyway
>>696358411
the correct response is to join us in our revelry
also do any of you know anything about building a computer on about a $2000 budget
>>696358502
Oh, don't get me wrong.
I enjoy it when it's in good fun.
I don't if it's held against me years later to devalue what little intelligence I have. It's hard to prove myself to people when they reinstate old blunders.
Though I haven't bothered to try and prove anything the last year.
>>696358669
you can make something incredibly good with that amount
>>696358669
1k is what I did mine with.
>>696358890
it's always done in good fun
none of us hold any malice towards you
>>696358934
oh, can I? I didn't really want to get anything too fancy but I dunno anything about building computers, so I have no idea what to look for or expect
>>696359093
specs?
>>696359214
I just did not enjoy when it was done and you guys knew it bothered me. It's like how you got mad if I joked about you putting a finger up your ass once, but you guys tend to make jokes at me like that with no remorse regardless of my opinion on it. It's part of why I don't talk to many of you anymore.
And I'd have to find the link sometime.
http://pcpartpicker.com/list/YgyDBm
Found it.
>>696359214
you can make a decent one under 500 too, anything over 1k will be great imo
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Build_a_PC
>>696359449
just bros being bros, man
anyway we've had this conversation dozens of times and I'm not too eager to reiterate it
thanks for link, I imagine that runs just about everything well?
>>696359571
tyvm
probably won't be spending the full 2k with that in mind
I like how this /g/ guide includes additional instructions if you're paranoid
>>696359897
thank you for the advice
>>696359806
yah np
get a nice monitor for sure though
>>696360023
Anyway I'm going to shower.
Ciao.
a good portion of /g/ is just /x/, but for tech
though there is some truth to what they say about data mining
image cap get
>>696360026
I have a pretty good one I believe that I use as a second monitor for my laptop, and I will probably just get another of those for the symmetry
>>696360129
later friendo
>>696360290
sounds like a good plan tbh
I gotta run as well, cya dude
>>696360445
goodbye friend
sure is lonely at the top
Image cap get.
