Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Horrorcore edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A3Ll4QZVME
>>696317293
Oh? you're so rude to me...
Claiming best girlie!
still here
>>696317280
Just a bit.
>Now you!
Iowa claimed
>>696316680
>I find that tedious
Holy shit so much this. The only time I'll EVER re-watch something these days is if a friend wants to see it with me if not it has to be something I really enjoyed.
>>696316746
Haven't played war thunder since like 2013. Haven't played league in a few weeks but I should get back into it sometime, want gold before the season ends.
>>696316960
Ah, I mostly played destiny solo and most of it tended to be bullshit cheap difficulty. The feeling after is worth it though even if the loot is shit
>>696317729
https://youtu.be/JaorDsTgFYE
>>696317915
Hmph. Fine.
>>696316532
Nuh uh!
>>696316680
>point your guns at him and laugh
Pfffft, I'll do just that.
>>696317729
Claiming Space Marines For Glory.
>>696316680
will do maki
>>696317729
Claiming Nonon.
QOTT: is it okay to have more than one waifu/husbando?
>>696318238
No. Heresy.
>>696318238
No.
>>696318012
You ever listened to Kvelertak?
>>696318201
Cheeki ittle shit I swer on me mum
>>696318238
Not unless you wanna be branded a heretic.
>>696318238
Saber claim
>>696317950
>Haven't played in weeks
Remember to read the patch notes. I want gold before season ends too
>>696318238
Sachi has multiple.
>>696318062
Good...
>Keep going~
The usual
>>696317825
I wish you can kill yourself
>>696317950
Just rank 5 one character.. a shit sniper with okay roles but no shortgaze so into the trash it goes
Ranked crucible and faction as well.. Got a lord high fixer.. garbage roles but sureshot and rifled barrel makes it useable
>>696318238
If you want autist to label you as a heretic, go right ahead
>>696318535
No fair, I wanna see more...
>>696318363
I have not. I stay away from modern metal most of the time. And just reading Cradle of Filth lyrics is amazing. Take away the edgy ass voice and you have a lyrical genius and a highly competent and skilled band.
Still here. Kind of.
>>696317950
Agreed man, agreed. I don't want something that's supposed to be for enjoyment to be a chore.
>>696318109
That is if you aren't the one getting the pink slip.
>>696318201
The hero we need but don't deserve.
>>696318238
>Guaranteed Replies.jpg
>>696318238
Better Question: What if you have one waifu and one Husbando.
>>696318739
>HERESY!
>>696318634
You'll get more...
>As soon as you give me more.
>>696318871
H-Here...
>>696318739
>>696318871
>>696318942
>>696319030
>>696318238
>>696317729
I have a better idea for a thread...
>>696318455
No worries about that. I've been trying to keep up with it as much as possible.
>>696318619
I never got into it enough to do ranked or faction shit. Though I should have since I ended up getting some good gear during Taken King
>>696318724
I'm actually pretty glad someone is out there that agrees me on that. Everyone thinks I'm pretty crazy for thinking that.
>>696318238
Don't make me purge you heretic
>>696319251
Then make one. Dont be a lazy shit.
>>696319251
>>696319300
now unless he's ur husbando, get your heresy outta here friendo.
>>696319301
Heresy you say?
I'm All For Purging.
Claimu
>>696318712
Same here, trying to figure out what to talk about.
Best thing i have to ask is who here likes Puppers?
>>696319354
We don't make threads
We derail threads
>>696318942
That's good...
>But I know you can do better~
>we
>>696319301
Oh I'm not playing everyday, if I did I only do it til I complete bounties but I've come to find all I need is two gold bounties done and rank two and turn in gold on monday and there, instant rank 5 for disappointing rewards
>>696319392
I want a German Shepherd puppy tbh.
Better topic: Who here has killed? I killed a man once.
>>696319392
I have a few pupperz. Heres Cerberus. Jack on the left has passed 3 weeks ago.
>>696319420
Still lazy as fuck.
>Rory-sama
>>696319555
What a waste of trips
>>696319392
I like puppers!
>>696318724
Yaaaaaa, with that insane lag I had that last game, I think it's time to take a break.
>>696319535
Ive killed a few wild birds. Puppers got to a couple, a few others broke wings in the backyard. Ive also watched my dog of 13 years get put down, my grandmothers final breath and many wildlife get mercy killed on the side of the road.
We have a Shep, owned by my brother. Occasionally wrestles the pitxstaffy.
>>696319647
Trips are easy to get here. How new are you to shitposting here?
>>696318619
You know that's impossible, I'm a vampire, I don't die.
>>696319388
Commence the purging of the heretics carrying more than one waifu.
>>696319497
I honestly lose interest in it if there isn't new content for a while. Replaying the same missions over and over alone isn't my thing
>>696319535
Unless you're some kind of high figure it's always best to keep your killings to yourself.
>>696319555
I'm sorry to hear that, it must be very hard to deal with,
>>696319660
Puppers are amazing!
>>696319953
>>696319891
>>696319755
>>696319712
>>696319647
>>696319530
>>696319420
>>696319300
>>696319251
>filename
>>696319963
That's not true.
>>696320093
How was your day Spidey?
>>696320073
Touché
>>696319301
Really now? Huh, guess they just find it easier and less time consuming. That's what a re-watch if for though, your favorite stuff.
>>696319859
Rest in Piece connection.
>>696319535
2 confirmed, 1 uncomfirmed.
>>696319462
Okay...
>>696319890
Yeah I killed a ton of birds on my property, few snakes, killed a badger once. I had a fox who killed a lot of stuff too just because I told him to do it.
>Anyway onto the stuff everyone is waiting for
>When I was fifteen I was in a parking garage, smoking weed with my friends.
>Some guys came over and started hassling us for hanging in their spots.
>One of them shoved me, I pushed him back, he tripped, flew over the railing, five stories down, died on impact.
>I count it as murder, never got in trouble because it was an accident.
>>696320094
>Tru
>>696318238
>>696318739
Niggers, here's a better one, if your waifu was a man would you still love her?
>>696320094
I agree! My pupper is very cute. His name is Wammers.
>>696320206
So instead, I shitpost here for the rest of my shift.
>>696320284
>7/10 accidental murder
Very nice. You've got the makings of greatness in you.
>>696320340
>bisexual
Yes, yes I would.
>>696318109
Did somebody say to point my guns at you? I'll gladly do it.
Clammed
>>696320340
What do you mean if?
>>696320495
>>696320284
Self defense. They initiated.
>>696320094
Hes still with us. Id get a pic but it would be kinda weird.
>>696320495
You have no guns. Just an inkjet. Like a printer.
>>696320541
Hello there. How are you?
>>696319963
>hamon
checkmate vampire scum
>>696320206
Yea my buds rewatch anything all the time! I really don't get them whenever they've got free time they just do that.
>>696320513
if only I could
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>696320284
This is why don't shove someone that high up you're gonna get pushed off
>>696320440
There's only 1 word in there and it repeats
GAY
>>696320411
well that should give your stern some time to stop being sore~
Claimed
>>696319963
Where's Blade when you need him?
>>696320052
I'm very close to just uninstalling this game
BEST vampire claimed.
>inb4 implying
>>696320633
I am fine, and you?
>>696320724
You got some competition, wonderful.
>>696320670
Wow. Shocking. Probably because you're fucking gay.
>>696320591
cant sage with an image
>>696320781
Probably because it's a troll image built specifically so the only word that shows up is gay
Wow. Shocking. Probably because you're a faggot.
>>696320408
That's an adorable name! what breed is he?
I have a golden named Benjamin.
>>696320724
Theres probably about 4 of you vampires in the thread already.
>>696320658
WEW THER IOWA
>>696320724
Excuse me? Dio is better than your ass and he's not even a pure
>>696320868
gr8 b8 m8, i r8 it 8/8
>>696320622
Wait, you had him stuffed or something?
That would make it more difficult for me.
>>696320927
>>696320883
all the other vampires are second rate.
>>696320773
howdy shiro
>>696321042
Cremated. Hes in a jar on display. Same as my brothers ferret.
>>696321111
Hi. Still getting rich?
>krul is cool, not as good as you of course
>>696320622
What? What makes you say that?
>>696320773
I'm good too. Tomorrow I get o visit family so that's good.
>>696320673
I'm gunna unload a full salvo in your ass next time, I swear.
>Spooky driving stories thread on /o/
OH BOY
>>696320868
probably to call people like you faggots
>>696320622
>>696320419
>>696320658
>Heretic Purged.
But yeah, it was the first time I ever got in a fight, word kinda spread quickly that I killed somebody, nobody tried to fuck with me after that.
>Shit like "Did you hear? Anon fucking slaughtered some dude."
>"I heard he beat the shit out of him and tossed him off."
Rumors were fun.
>>696320882
Ah, that's cute!
Wammers is a corgi. He has a cute lil nub as a tail.
>>696320234
There you go cutie!
>Now was that so hard?~
>My lewd are to high resolution to send.
>>696320411
>So instead, I shitpost here for the rest of my shift.
>tfw you were Spidey all along.
>>696320658
Ha, now that's weird. Rather use that time to watch something new, or be productive.
night
>>696321165
yeah it's a slow process though.
>>696321181
I can't even go outside, let alone visit people, including family. Hope you enjoy though.
>>696321260
Nighty night smug.
>>696321111
Nice script homo
>>696321190
Well that's a given. I'm a faggot. You're a faggot. We're all faggots.
Faggots calling the faggot faggot is what a faggot would do, faggot.
So stop being such a faggot, faggot.
What was that?
I think you said rekt thread.
Ok here you go
>>696321111
>quads
Oh boy. I guess I cant argue. But until you bake a bread with quints or save us from tripsguy, you are second to Dios splendour.
>>696321202
Rumors are fun.
>Rory-sama
>>696321247
Shit, my cover's been blown!
>>696321164
Ah, that's better than what i thought but still very sad.
>>696321209
Oh yeah i think you brought that up once, those are always cute, especially when they wag.
>>696321334
don't insult a quad
>>696321360
Give me body horror or give me death.
>>696321213
Do you have telegram?
>>696321185
just because i rammed your ass more times than you did mine doesnt mean you need to be tsun about it
>>696321383
Absolutely! He's always really excited, so his tail wags a lot. It's pathetic in a really really adorable way.
>implying i'm smart enough to cheat on quads.
nigger i can barely check my email
>>696320284
We /stories/ now?
>Be me
>inna afghanistan
>My section and others are making our way too a massive explosion
>Mrap in front of us gets rocked by IED (all died)
>I was on the .50 at the time just fucking around on it for the trip. We weren't expecting contact
>I opened fire on the hill to our south where we were taking shots they where pretty close
>I ended up ripping two in half with the fifty
I couldn't sleep for a bit after that.
One was unconfirmed, when we checked the last known location of where the shots where coming from, all we saw was blood everywhere, no bodies.
>>696321409
Filthy peasant thinks he can make commands
Absolute comedy
Reminder that hitler is best girl
>>696321530
Maybe it's a good thing it isn't bigger, otherwise he would take off like a helicopter.
>>696321260
Goodnight.
>>696321304
Why not? What ever happened to running? You can't leave your house?
>>696321631
Goodnight waifu
>>696320694
At the point you're at I just say do it. No reason to play something that is just gonna make you mad. Games are for fun.
>>696320893
>
>>696321202
at least you got some fake ass stories that made you more badass than you were haha
>>696321247
Right? I tried telling them that but they said there was nothing good and I tried to recommend them some anime so they wouldn't rewatch the same shit over and over but they said they wouldn't try it.
>>696321687
>titler
Shiro claimed
f/a/ggots.
>>696321679
Anti-social and autistic as fuck. Running is getting pretty bad for me health-wise. I can leave my house, but I'd rather just stay inside.
Got this text from Makoto!
>
>>696321470
Oui. Have to reinstall it.
@MizoreIsHere
>>696321672
Heh, probably. I'm glad he isn't bigger overall.
However, he is a little fat.
Widowmaker claimed
>>696321567
So you're admitting you're stupid
>Starting to sound like dio at this point
Theres no art to the shitposting anymore. Where you at Mai?
>>696321933
don't compare me to that faggot. also i'm gonna need sauce on that anon.
>>696321494
You're just mad because I shot my rounds all over you. And I'm not tsun you douche canoe!
>>696322221
BAHAHAHAAAAA WHAT A FAGGOT
>>696322135
>Idqdb
>wait
>All highlighted in blue
Yes I can see you're not very bright now.
>>696321374
Tell me. Why? Why not dank meme?
>>696321746
Stubborn as fuck kek. There's always something to find out there, whether it be new or old.
>>696321826
Now aim for the tsun confession.
>>696322232
i'm not even mad my tsun division partner
>>696322135
Krul Tepes of Owari No Seraph.
>>696322289
You're pretty cool but you don't stack up to Mavis my dude.
>>696321893
Big dogs are still cute though, and he seems energetic so i'm sure it will come off.
>Nui
Battery died.
>Ika
>>696322563
if you didn't see >>696321798
>>696322420
You're riding that dick a little too hard.