YLYL FuckersLets do this.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL Fuckers
Lets do this.
>>696316213
go fuck yourself
>>696316213
Kill yourself fag
>>696316099
FUCK YOU
>>696316099
why are you like this
>>696316692
Nice special effects for the new tremors movie
>>696316129
Tide?
I don't get it.
>>696316099
Kys
>>696315791
>That guy.
>>696316820
Tired. But like....nigger speak
>>696317904
Jesus christ, niggers...
Get your shit together.
>>696318050
i kekd
>>696316099
actually lold
>>696316099
Plz no mama
https://youtu.be/3Z3x2HckznY
>>696317904
>Nigger speak
fucking kek
*cough* >>696300336 *cough*
>>696316099
you cant deny immunity
>>696320410
this will make for a nice chocolate
>>696315933
Fucking kek.
>>696316912
>How I feel when those fuckers attack my ankles in New Vegas
>>696316692
Imagine pouring salt into that madness Gap
>>696316099
fuck
>>696317763
fuck you
>>696317763
come on titties
>>696316668
Oh that is good pretty funny
>>696317992
You're cancer, but this one made me giggle
>>696316099
You piece of shit
>>696316099
Plz I love my mom
>>696322895
Lost
>>696315933
Why the Nathan Explosion picture?
>>696316099
lol jokes on you i hate my mother
>>696316646
Top lel
>>696320356
Too soon faggot
>>696323421
Well good thing you just saved her
>>696323434
Oh baby yes
>>696316099
fuck me
>>696317763
not my momma :(
https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%52%65%70%6c%79%20%74%6f%20%74%68%69%73%20%70%6f%73%74%20%6f%72%20%79%6f%75%72%20%6d%6f%74%68%65%72%20%77%69%6c%6c%20%64%69%65%20%69%6e%20%68%65%72%20%73%6c%65%65%70%20%74%6f%6e%69%67%68%74
▲
▲ ▲
>>696322871
AH yes, that reminds me to check on my soup. Thanks man.
>>696324242
>ohshit.jpg
>>696316099
faggot
>>696316099
Vddnv
>>696316099
niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
>>696315791
>>696324242
>https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%52%65%70%6c%79%20%74%6f%20%74%68%69%73%20%70%6f%73%74%20%6f%72%20%79%6f%75%72%20%6d%6f%74%68%65%72%20%77%69%6c%6c%20%64%69%65%20%69%6e%20%68%65%72%20%73%6c%65%65%70%20%74%6f%6e%69%67%68%74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5se6wLjUY
>>696324906
St fu
>>696325041
That was shit and you should be ashamed.
>>696322895
made me kek
>>696325139
nigger detected
>>696325428
15 year old edgelord detected.
>>696325912
hurr durr someone did not like my edgy video :/
>>696325912
Either way niggers need to gtfo.
>>696326161
You're right, it was edgy garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32lZsrJ_aQ
>>696316099
fuck you and your dubs
>>696326343
edgy
>>696326500
Actually that is what a human who could "survive a car wreck" is supposed to look like...you know...besides all those people who survive car wrecks every single day
>>696316099
Stfu you fucking faggot i hope a niggers kills you today by a gun shot to the face beta faggot.
>>696326472
The American accent simply turns every vowel inta a screechy 'aaaaaa' sound, so she would be forgiven for that spelling mistake.
Daaankaaay kaaaang
flashback
>>696321106
>this fucking plastic bag
>>696326343
>wasting all that magick on killing a man who is already on death's door
>>696316099
fuck you
>>696326585
I want to fuck that grandma.
Damn.
>>696326625
That's the joke
>>696316646
how did they cut it off with all the pubes still there?
>>696317763
psfpsfisojfso
>>696317763
twice in one thread.
should have paid attention to the clickbait filename
>>696324481
someone said science?
>>696322871
I see those creatures as more of a pet than a retarded child. Might got over to Brazil to get one for myself!
>>696316099
Feck
>>696326842
God please tell me those were lagit lines
>>696316099
Shit
>>696327328
Dude...
>>696316099
fuck you
>>696315791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR9NNQlXEmI
you all lost
>>696316099
Nigger
>>696327801
That seems reasonable.
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!
We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu
At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?
With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself
And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of 4chan that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.
"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that /b/ is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
>>696327146
its shindeiru. it means you are already dead
>>696327859
well that's just stupid. she would have made a much better Violet
>>696316668
I approve of this story
DESUDESUDESUDESU████████████ESU██████UDE███
DESUDESUD█████████████DESU███UD███DESUDE█████
DES███████████U██SUDESU███UDE██DESUDESUDE██████
██████DESUDESUDESUDESUD█SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDES███
█████DESU█████SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU█████ESUDESU
███E█UDE█UD████SUDESUDESUDESUDESUD██UDE███ESU███
███UDESU█E█U███DESUDESUDESUDESUDES█D██████UDE███
████SUDES████DEDSUDESUDESUDESDESUDE██DES█DES████
█████ESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU████
███████ESUDESUDESUDESUDES█DESUDESUDESUDESU██SUDE
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUE█SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
SUDESU██SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU███UDE
DESUDE████SUDESUDESUDES███ESUDESUDESUDES██████ES
SUDESU████████ESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDE████████SUDES
DESUDE███████████SUDESUDESUDESU████████████DESUD
DESUDESUDESUDESU████████████ESU██████UDE███
DESUDESUD█████████████DESU███UD███DESUDE█████
DES███████████U██SUDESU███UDE██DESUDESUDE██████
██████DESUDESUDESUDESUD█SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDES███
█████DESU█████SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU█████ESUDESU
███E█UDE█UD████SUDESUDESUDESUDESUD██UDE███ESU███
███UDESU█E█U███DESUDESUDESUDESUDES█D██████UDE███
████SUDES████DEDSUDESUDESUDESDESUDE██DES█DES████
█████ESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU████
███████ESUDESUDESUDESUDES█DESUDESUDESUDESU██SUDE
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUE█SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
SUDESU██SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU███UDE
DESUDE████SUDESUDESUDES███ESUDESUDESUDES██████ES
SUDESU████████ESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDE████████SUDES
DESUDE███████████SUDESUDESUDESU████████████DESUD
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>696326625
The point of the crewture is that is is still human in every meaningful way, yet is configured such as to be the *most likely* to survive a car wreck. It was never suggested that only such a creature would survive.
>>696328312
desu means please in japanese
>>696326447
this is faker and gayer than a nigger
>>696316099
hehe
>>696326658
Lessee... huge helmet-hair, head up ass... I will guess "Texan female".
>>696326625
It's actually supposed to be the body of a human who's more resistant to car wrecks. No-one was saying car wrecks are always fatal, but that guy would survive car wrecks better than any normal human. If you put him in a race car going 300km/h and slam him into a wall he'd probably die too.
>>696327146
もう死んでると言ったっけ？悪い、なあ〜
>>696316099
Your a funny guy
>>696317763
imma need sause
>>696317708
Are you sending a message?
>>696316099
pls no ;'(
>>696316099
pokemon sux
>>696323713
I don't get it
>>696317763
pls no :(
>>696316099
fuck you
just reading that and going back to see nathan made me lose
>>696322962
i came here to laugh not to cringe
>>696316099 FUUU
>>696316099
føkk u
>>696316129
>Be Australian
>"Australians just have really lazy diction"
>Americans think 'tide' and 'tired' are pronounced the same
My accent evolved from the drunken ramblings of uneducated criminals, and it's still better than yours.
Here
>>696316213
i dont get it
>>696316099
everyone hates you
>>696323434
Finally, thanks man
>>696316099
Fuck you
To all the fucking morons who keep replying to the "reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep" posts answer me this
Firstly why do you think it's real?
Secondly why do you see a picture like this and think it's fake?
And even though most of you will actually save the picture come the next thread you'll all be replying to the your mother will die in her sleep pictures again
You're all fucking morons!
>>696322962
>Daisy's destruction
>>696323434
>
people will rreply to them again next thread
>>696321106
Goły motherfucking shit i wasnt expecting this, kekkle
>>696316099
Burn in hell, faggot
this thread sucks balls
>>696324357
What is it?
>>696327278
You can use it as a fleshlight too!
>>696316099
reply
>>696331723
same
>>696326648
Go back to tumblr you cuck
>>696331540
kek
>>696330531
It's weird that convicts spell Niggers "Americans"
>>696316099
qteg
>>696323434
thanks
>>696316099
Fug yu
>>696316099
fuck my tight boyhole daddy
>>696322871
Dat filename kekerino
>>696316129
>MOTHERFUCKER I'M CLEANING PRODUCT
why are niggers so stupid?
>>696316213
>more tumblrtale memes
yay...
>>696316294
EVERY fucking thread
>>696320516
shut up retard
>>696315791
new thread:
>>696337534
>>696323434
NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK
>>696326842
Dying
>>696323434
it doesn't work you dumb cunt
>>696316646
>It is dangerous out there, so take this sacred object with you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeiOc6LHxps
>>696326658
Looks like Hilary Clinton's parking spot anon
>>696316417
would have been better with Bubb Rubb
>>696325733
Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
>>696338539
wut
>>696331539
Topelectionkek
>>696338903
Can some1 pls explain this one
>>696338903
Pic related.
>>696316099
Alright bitch I'll play your game
>>696338903
>>696339045
Pic related X2
>>696327209
they are still al black/white, how is it supposed to be cool?
>>696317763
Sauce
>>696326842
Lost. I lost so fucking hard.
>>696337368
that's how good it is
>>696326658
Motorhead
>>696316099
check out this cheesy counter chain reply. im so autist fuck.
>>696316294
>When your handjob is giving you a girl under the table
>>696327801
This was near me. I remember when this happened hahaha. I live close to DC
>>696321106
Is she hanging glasses?
>>696317763
i should make more.
>>696339045
I think the point is to not understand it cuz its so "wat"
>>696337998
TOP KEK
>>696339924
How nice that you mentioned your approximation to and confirmed that you indeed remember this event.
I have contacted desustorages admin team and notified them their is a rare need to archive this thread due to the historical evidence contained within.
Thank you for your contribution to humanity.
>>696323214
I find this soothing
>>696338571
tits or gtfo!
>>696327209
4chan maledetto è pieno di italiani
>>696316692
"well split muh dick and call me Caitlyn"
>>696317763
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>696320410
He's blue
>>696327322
Reminds me of that fucking stoarge wars screencap. Fucking hate this american TV shite. Everythings a fucking repeat aswell. Channels of repeated shit all day everyday on TV.
Makes me sick, how dare they trace their DNA back to me.
>>696337998
lost
>>696323434
Thanks lori
>>696316099
fuck he has dubs
>>696340955
come Formentera
>>696326688
no it doesn't.
>>696330752
guy posting from jail in real time is now fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>696326625
no wonder i'm still alive
>>696323434
florb
>>696322871
>filename
>>696322895
How did I lose to this
>>696316099
Noooooo mommy pls
>>696317763
What a fag
>>696316099
>>696317763
fucking knew it
>>696326585
Fucking Rick. Everytime I kek.
>>696330531
That's not the general American dialect, that is the American nigger dialect. We like to call it Ebonics.
>>696335000
This. I had no idea foreign white trash watches nothing but BET
>>696316099
)))))))))))))):
>>696328312
fagget
>>696331539
Oh Chrischan you hurt so good.
>>696316099
fag
>>696316099
>>696316099
kys faggot
>>696316099
REEE
Fresh material!
>>696345606
not funny in the slightest
>>696326161
lost
>>696317763
damn...
>>696316099
fag
>>696323434
Thanks a lot!
>>696320356
too fucking soon
>>696328205
It's part of the joke you weeb.
