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What if you laughed hard enough bourbon shot out your nose?
>>696276517
Haha fat cunt
>>696276802
Un-kull ber-ben
>>696277023
You should feel like a scumbag for calling her fat
>>696277425
I felt bad for taking his AK
>>696276517
>those lips
Hnnng I wanna shower her with attention and devote my life to her so bad but I'm way out of her league
>>696277884
It's a double standard, fuckface.
It's like when men are paid more for the same work.
>>696277883
Please stop
>>696278403
But they aren't...
>>696278588
Tfw I'm a manlet and will never get a cute but intimidating thick gf who sets standards for herself.
Also, how can you not find that half lip bite thing she's doing utterly adorable? New queen of /b/? New queen of /b/.
>>696278671
Reality would like to disagree with you.
>>696278403
They aren't the wage gap was debunked. How is it a double standard anyway?
>>696278887
Because she isnt cute
>>696279072
Gee that picture proves so much, thanks for enlightening us
>>696276517
>>696278403
>It's like when men are paid more for the same work.
ikr? im like sitting in a office with the A/C set at 74F which is too cold for me while men walk around like its nothing. i should get paid more for enduring cold temps in the office.
>>696279298
The second pic is of her returning to nature
its only murder if the child was wanted.
>>696279353
I'm in a temperature controlled work environment, it is normally about 58F. Makes me laugh at people who complain about 70's being way too cold.
>>696279072
Men do make more than women. When adjusted for external factors, like willingness to work over time, move, or travel for the position (which men are more willing to do), they make about the same. Economists having been saying it's bullshit for years.
http://freakonomics.com/podcast/the-true-story-of-the-gender-pay-gap-a-new-freakonomics-radio-podcast/
>>696279072
Every time someone applies statistical data directly to reality, the universe loses a chunk of brain matter
keep it up!
>>696279243
Alright, stupid, because you obviously haven't heard this before: there is a wage gap between men and women.
If you take the total amount of money men are paid and divide that by the number of men working, then take the total amount of money women are paid, and divide that by the number of women working, you get that women are paid only about 75% of what men are paid.
That 75% figure is consistent across all studies, and is not in dispute, even from those who claim to have debunked it.
>>696279552
Where's your evidence?
>>696276517
That's funny as all fuck!
>>696279207
Your loss bro, less competition means I get a better chance.
>>696278403
Wage gap is a meme. Look up some research.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBGU_VTHEJA
>>696279708
this isn't a feels thread
>>696279733
>Men do make more than women.
And this is what we need to fix.
>When adjusted for external factors...
There are no "external factors" that need to be corrected for.
That's like saying "When adjusted for skin color" you sexist fuck.
>>696279708
I did not come here to feel...
>>696279803
>inb4 Men often work harder jobs
But wait
That's true
>>696279708
oh fuck
>>696279298
Oh my God, 10/10 would consider a future with her. Why can't women like this fucking exist in the 618????
>>696279803
Hahaha, if you take the total amount of meat cows eat and divide it by the number of cows and then take the total amount of meat that lions eat and divide it by the number of lions you'll find that cows aren't getting the same amount of meat as lions. Brilliant study, can I get a grant too or does it require a women's studies degree to be that stupid?
I kept it for the rest of the game
Godspeed, uncle Бурбон
Godspeed
>>696279994
Yeah, except the man would have to pay for the beer.
Fuck off you fat bitch.
>>696279803
What if there's more men working than women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-YL_5dnGC4
>>696280033
I lost
>>696278403
Yeah sure faggot
>>696279803
Job for job, with the same qualifications and work habits, women make within 3% of a man's pay.
Stop spreading bullshit lies.
If women make less, it's because of what field they chose and their lack of self promotion.
>>696280406
That's why you divide it by the total.
It's called "per capita" learn to statistics.
>>696280033
>>696277839
He promised you could have it once the two of you reached your destination. You both reached it, so the AK was yours anyway
>>696280033
The only thing that triggered me was the fact that he was underage and edgy as hell + pretentious about his opinion.
>>696279803
"There are three types of lies...lies...damned lies and statistics."-Benjamin Disraeli
>>696280077
Obvious b8 is obvious
>>696280327
I call them beechiz.
>>696280550
Let us assume that you are correct.
Even if there is a 3% pay gap, then there is a pay gap.
You have not debunked my point, you have confirmed it.
>>696277657
you should feel like a faggot for defending some stupid stranger on the internet
>>696280033
triggered because a similar thing happened to me in college
>be psych 444 human sexuality
>TA makes a huge point in class how every homosexual doesn't act flamboyant (duh)
>TA then states, however, EVERY flamboyant man IS IN FACT TOTALLY GAY
>I try to discuss the logical fallacy with her
>she shuts me down
>I write nasty letter to professor
I met her in an elevator in the psych building two years later. She remembered me but not why- kind of an awkward "why do I know this guy". Fucking dumb cunt.
>>696279803
either you are trolling or just really that fucking dense.
men and women get the same hourly rate, it's just that men put more time into work thus get more paid in the end.
simple as that fuckwit
>>696280889
checkmate lul
>>696280550
This. It fucking infuriates me when women only take "women's studies genderfluidity feminazi bootcamp" courses and be like "omg why does he make more than me????"
>>696281025
>imagine there's no salaries
>no CEO
>no bonuses
>imagine all the people living hourly wage
lennon.jpg
>>696279298
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
>>696279803
That's because men do real jobs that earn a lot more money
And women take low paying jobs because they're too inferior to do anything that a man could
>>696280828
That cunt should be sterilized by the government.
>>696279871
Because those names are logical
>>696276517
florm
>>696277657
Lol n she dissed normal guys, bitch got put in her place, n shes paying for it
>>696279708
dude...
>>696280033
What actually happened:
Neckbeard held the door open for a girl, who didn't immediately say "Thank you!" and spread her legs appreciatively. He immediately opened the laptop mommy got him for 200 GBP's, then make up this horseshit to get a reaction out of his 4chan "buddies."
>>696281214
Nah, bro. That's a real woman. Little girls don't know what they want. This one knows exactly what she wants and is ready to take it.
>>696280889
Even amongst men with the same qualifications and work habits, there is a 3-5% difference in pay.
There is nothing special about it. Experts have said it (meaning the wage gap) is a myth because it is. Women are paid within the same wage variation as most men with the same qualifications and work standards.
>>696281313
What, with my tax money? I don't pay taxes so fucking whores can fuck all they want and not have to worry about getting fat, goddamnit.
Just throw her in the goddamn lake.
>>696279871
kek
>>696281421
And what's that? A diet?
>>696280033
If I were that kid's father, I would be suing the school, transferring him to a new school, and forcing that school to guarantee the same thing not happen a second time.
>>696281025
It's called manipulating the results until they prove the hypothesis. The wage gap only exists when you remove the real world variables that disprove its existence.
>>696279708
crap and bait and fail
>>696281188
imagine me fisting your dad and cumming on his face.
>>696280959
how out of touch with reality are you that you cant see this is clearly satire?
>>696280077
troll detected
>>696280033
>I'm
>Fucking
>Triggered
>>696279871
Florm
>>696281442
>Experts have said...
Glenn Beck is not an "expert".
>>696276517
I think meninist is a bunch of fuck boys and neckbeards but this chick is kind of a bitch too.
>>696277884
Abortion isn't murder but a fetus is a life. I'm also okay with euthanasia just not the monetization from shitty doctors taking advantage of old folks
>>696279016
Pretentious art is pretentious
>>696279072
Wage gap is real and executives make too much money for what they do. I'd be fine with it if they weren't all hoarders. Reagan fucked this country like he did Bobo
>>696279298
Women can want what they want but despite her weight she's being a superficial cunt
>>696279552
New wave feminism is dumb. Old wave and queerpunk need to make a comeback
>>696279708
The father should blame himself but at the same time understand that he isn't that big of a monster because of it. The daughter is definitely a little shit that doesn't understand how serious rape is. Honestly this could have been avoided through opening up communication channels with the parents and the children. Too late for anything damage is done.
>>696279871
I respect all people despite their genders and sexuality but this cartoonist is nothing but a. Lizzy the lezzy opportunist looking to cash in on the trans tipping point. As a supporter of the LGBT this cartoonist is being a pretentious shit rooster.
I'm heated af keep it coming
>>696279298
I called it, even b4 i saw the pick
>>696278887
It's not cute she looks like she's trying to chew off her bottom lip
>>696278887
Because that fat cunt is a fucking manatee
>>696279708
I hope he burns their house down.
>>696279746
unless they're in the pr0n industry where they make substantially less for hetero anyways
>>696279708
This level of idiocy, I would be triggered if didn't kek'd...
>>696281482
youre right. you dont pay taxes... so shut up
>>696281670
I think he means "why the fuck did you post a repeat"
>>696278403
triggered
>>696281808
>executives make too much money for what they do.
Fuck you, you communist fucking fuck.
Executives are paid a lot of money because they bring in a lot of money to the company.
People are paid what they're worth.
Except women, who are categorically underpaid.
>>696281841
In all fairness, anon, she's probably hungry. Given her location I bet she went a whole 10 minutes without a sausage roll. Shit's stressful yo
>>696280579
I don't think you understand how statistics work as well as you seem to think you do.
>>696281807
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/harvard-prof.-takes-down-gender-wage-gap-myth/article/2580405
Oh, what's this? A woman economics professor at Harvard saying the wage gap is a myth?
My how Glenn Beck has changed.
Dumbass.
>>696279552
>>696282197
> except women, who are categorically overpaid
Fixed it for you.
>>696282197
you are a fucking cuck if you think a junior manager who does all the real work should be paid 10,000th of the salary a lazy fat executive gets
>>696282468
triggered
>>696281508
>>696281876
Chill bros, I think it's cute. Whatever yknow. Go enjoy your taste in ladies
>>696279803
>boo hoo
>muh special treatment
>>696280033
>>696280201
damn. just... damn. I mean really, what the fuck?
>>696281025
Not to mention the fact that women take time off work to have children. If one takes a few years off work and then has some shitty daycare raise her kids she still going to be 2 years behind her male counterparts that have been working and potentially earning raises that whole time
>>696279922
Yes the wage gap is true but outsourcing is even cheaper. Disgustingly cheaper.
>>696280033
Wow I really fucking doubt that happened but ok
>>696280201
Fuck new wave feminists
>>696280549
Honestly this is also a valid point. Women do win more custody battles and while half the time I'm sure it's simply because she's a woman we also look at the fact that a lot of custody hearings have to deal with abusive redneck men and their equally as trashy but kind hearted wives taking their kids. In the end the judicial system needs a reform is judges are allowed to let their sympathy play a role and not stick to the credo that justice is blind.
>>696281808
Well you're just a new wave faggot that can't decide if you're for or against men. Oh wait.
Fuck this is me.
>>696281808
This is not how you trigger you lose.
Nobody cares about your input.
>>696282468
Except, you know, that junior will be promoted one day and make that fuck you money
Thats how jobs work, you get shit pay, people see you work hard for them, give you more money.
Why do niggers and sjws not understand this?
Women are just too weak and retarded to be able to do jobs that earn the same amount of money as men
>>696282272
Cmon bro, not cool. I really dig her
>>696281808
you should probably consider killing yourself.
>>696280077
1/10, made me reply.
>>696280201
poor kid
>>696279647
ITS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER WHEN IM WEARING MY SUN DRESS TO THE WORK OFFICE IN THE SUMMER. /s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNH0bmYT7os
i don't know how any girls can stand being larger than men.
it must feel so masculating..
>>696282773
Good thing you like digging cos I bet there's at least 5 rolls worth of digging to find her pussy.
>>696282468
You think those executives are "lazy" and "fat"?
Drink more kool-aid, and make sure to vote Bernie. The executives bring 10,000x more money to the company than any junior manager.
Welcome to capitalism, kid.
>>696282752
>Why do niggers and sjws not understand this?
The concept of working hard now for a reward later has always been difficult for them to wrap their minds around.
Guys, can you please take it to >>>/pol/? This is getting out of hand...
>>696281993
Someone wants to get thrown into the lake via my tax dollars...
Maybe the wage gap exists because women take the jobs guys won't
>>696280033
If I were him, I would shoot up the school.
>>696282752
>Thats how jobs work, you get shit pay, people see you work hard for them, give you more money.
more like your boss sees you work harder and smarter than him and fucking fires you
but keep believing kid
>>696282889
Where you see ugly, I see beauty.
>>696282974
Truly, how is it that the concept of "work hard, get more money" is lost on so many people. For fucks sake, when i was 16 i worked at a gas station. By 18 i was manager, and by 20 i was part of the regional managers staff. How in the ever loving fuck can people bitch and moan that they are being treated unfairly
>>696278887
You might be a small male, but there is nothing of a Man about you
>>696283163
The wage gap exists to unemploy negroes.
The negro will work jobs beneath the white man, and will demand less pay, but will probably steal from his employer.
The minimum wage makes sure that white people are the better choice for employment.
>>696281808
Can you faggot any harder and not tear the fabric of space?
>>696283163
Maybe we should factor in prostitution and escorts into womens pay and see how much more women make than men
>>696283349
I can tell you've never had a serious job before because you think a boss will fire a smart and hardworking employee instead of just not promoting him.
>>696280985
You should have fucked her in that elevator
>>696283371
You got it Shallow Hal.
Just be careful if you get too close to her. She might eat you thinking you're a donut
>>696281808
Wow you sure told us such a shame nobody cares
>I hope you die in a house fire
>>696281808
Wage gap isn't real its the difference between earnings.
>>696282752
no uh! cus the juniar manager will never get what he is deserves. you are living in a fantasy world where everything is fair. most likely he will die working shitty hours while the executives son (who nevar had to work hard in his life) is automatically given an executive position.
You people are a joke. trump and his friends got you doing all the dirty work while they fuck models in an island resort. fucking cuck. good luck breaking your back making a billionaire richer
>>696283374
there is a word for this. when you're blue collar and every little opportunity and promotion are a goldmine. I can't think of the phrase but when you make $8/hr $12 seems amazing. when you start at 75k and at 100k stop seeing more than 2% raises despite working 70 hours a week it's different.
>>696283349
Have you never worked a day in your life? Even the shittiest mcburger job gives you a payraise yearly just for not getting fired. There has never been a case of someone working hard and getting fired for it, you millenial milquetoast bitch
>>696278403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWBXbGVyQU
>>696282197
Communism is just as stupid as nationalists faggot like you still kissing Reagan dead ass. Executives do their share. Sure. I'll give you that they do on some level what is considered work. What I don't think is fair is that they shift down the shit jobs and even go as far as to outsource to India or China where they could sacrifice their overall wealth to keep those jobs in the USA and while they would have to pay more in the long run there would be more job openings for the working class. I'll also be damned if an vy league fuck boy can waltz into a high position because of connections instead of work his way to the top like a real american. Also that money goes nowhere with 300 year old bitches like Rockefeller blowing the reaper to keep from giving his wealth away.
>>696282718
>>696282824
>>696283498
>>696283653
What are you going to do about it, faggot?
>>696283456
I know man, it sucks being 5'4. Wish I could please my thick and beautiful dream lady but that'll never happen :/
Pic related.
>>696283163
You spelled beaners wrong.
>>696283835
thank god this isn't a YloveYL thread
>>696281808
Keep your arguments out of my /b/!
Go to /lgbt/!
>>696284096
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696280033
Fucking schools are all run by self entitled women who don't give a fuck about boys curriculum. My youngest son got in trouble for drawing a picture of a swordfight between ninjas and a dinosaur. (He's a fucking genius) The dinosaur was bleeding heavily so the guidance counselor said that this violated school policy. I told her to leave it to me and on my day off took him to a theme park with the rest of the family to skip school (Got free tickets through work)
>>696283882
Another way I can tell that you've never had a decent job is that you don't know that networking is important to advancing in the work place. Even if you do great work nobody is going to promote you if people can't fucking stand you.
>>696283277
Solid read
>>696283626
Haha, good one anon! Have a good day, friend. Cheers to that laugh you've given me today. Hope you find the woman of your dreams too, one day.
>>696282686
>your text walls of nonsense
>>696283895
6'0" bro here and I can tell you that you can please your thicc queen when you find her. Tbh I hate chicks that are obsessed over height. They're usually high school girls or fat chicks.
>>696283895
why can't you fuck thick girls if youre a manlet? thats all i like nigga
>>696280199
I live in the 618 and they do lol
>>696283882
Not give shit about your post.
>>696279994
Triggers me every time.
Fuck Bud Light
>>696280201
I can feel shit fabulously though.
>>696284180
> no one will promote you if they can't stand you
Truth. At most jobs, I have had a hard time getting promoted cos I really don't have the best personality.
I joke way too much, often joking about being lazy. While my peers and subordinates enjoyed the jokes, I think the humour is consistently lost on management.
>>696284405
please be b8
>>696283537
actually that's how it works in the Army
>my squad leader up against another E6 for promotion to platoon leader.
>my squad leader good guy respectable.
>other guy fuck up whatever he touched.
>every time he fucked up a job, they'd move him somewhere else, until finally they found him a job he couldn't fuck up.
>meanwhile, my squad leader is just competently doing his job, and goes nowhere.
>time came for promotion, ol' fuckup gets promoted because he's got so much more experience in so many other positions.
>after that, my squad leader quits giving a fuck about his job.
>>696276517
The ultimate trigger...
>>696281188
>>696283895
Kek
A cuck and a manlet
>>696284473
I laughed when in one commercial he was having a shit fit about woman being charged more when buying a car.
Because evidently car dealerships have "man prices and "woman prices" and not "I'll charge this person as much as I think I can and they have to actually negotiate with a salesman to get a better deal"
Woman hate negotiating, they want everything to be cheap and easy. Like them.
>>696284670
Civilian life isn't like the Army. The fact that I have to point this out to you just proves that the Army is where you belong.
>>696282316
>chooses condescension over rebuttal
>>696283882
No needs to do a thing life will kill you and you will die alone and no body will care you fucking mouth breather
>>696277657
And I dont.
Faggot.
>>696284576
I had everything going for me- smarts, decent personality, drive, education, but I didn't "fit". I drove a vehicle way below my means and that alone fucked me out of a career path.
That and managers who just wanted a cog not a superstar.
Still I went far and then dropped out, but I only wish I'd realized how much what you drive up in and how you seem to live affect your career.
>>696284287
Thanks man! I'll keep looking for her.
>>696284332
I guess I just don't have the qualities of a tall built man that confident thick girls want :/
>>696284332
Well swing'em my way anon! I just want to find one to love forever and hold at night and spend all of my money on.
>>696284096
You white cis faggot
>>696284180
Networking and letting the judge let you get away with rape because your dad golf's with him on Sundays are two different things
>>696284259
Made you reply though
>>696284951
> managers just wanted a cog not a superstar
K buddy.
>>696282857 what a fucking cunt, some people do not deserve ownership of animals
>>696283277
is there a TL;DR version of this?
>>696284670
well thankfully, the rest of the world doesn't (always) operate like the army. If you join the military, it should either be for the benefits when you're out, because you love your country, or because you want to blow shit up. making a career out of it will get you used to being set back, ignored, or screwed over constantly.
>>696284709
thank fucking god because I'm so tired of the bernouts pushing that stupid cuck
>>696279072
I was just triggered into oblivion
>>696277425
I owe him my life
>>696284749
I guess I'll just have to move aside and let the alphas take the top tier girls. I'm sure there are some pretty 3/10 girls who would date a manlet like me :/
>>696285059
if he's mad, do you win? go meme like that on reddit or FB with all the other basic bitches
What a faggot!
>>696284174
God bless you
>>696282857
that poor fucking dog, being slowly starved to death and fed shit toxic to it
>fucking grapes
>>696279243
wtf I hate picture now
>>696285111
And you replied too.
HOLY SHIT! The sky will surely fall since it's privileged and binary and part of the patriarchy! But at least you aren't droning on anymore.
Kill yourself.
>>696283725
Amazing.
>>696284174
Fuck yeah, dad of the year
Kudos.
>>696285111
>judge let you get away with rape because your dad golf's with him on Sundays are two different things
You clearly have no idea how the legal system works. In most cases, guilt is determined by a jury. You can waive your right to a jury trial and have a bench trial where the judge decides if you're guilty, but judges are required to recuse themselves if there's a conflict of interest. A judge who lets a rapist walk off scott free because he's golf buddies with his dad would not be a judge for very long.
>>696285316
I don't see why this is considered bad. But don't you dare ever say you find a woman unattractive because of her weight! That's fucking missoggymistic
>>696284879
Honestly buddy you're just embarrassing yourself at this point. How long have you been here? Like 6 months? Since the fappening? You can tell that I'm being condescending because I'm calling you buddy and using a smug Chinese me me. I'm better than you.
>>696284174
You are amazing Anon. Glad to see a parent not believing shit the school tells you, they all are sjws that get triggered at everything.
>>696285529
lol wat @ that pic
>>696285059
Sure am you waste of white skin
>>696285209
Believe what you like wageslave. I programmed circles around my peers and managers. I ran teams, hired and fired people. I constantly ran into managers who were petered into place and scared to death of getting bumped. I was in line to be the CIO of my last company when the CIO pulled me into his office and told me to resign because there was no position left above me but his. I was burnt out anyway so I took the severance (something like $25,000 with options) and didn't look back. That was 15 years ago.
>>696285917
no shit
>>696285949
If you're so damned good why didn't you go into business for yourself.
>>696285801
>me me
not using memay
ISIGGITY
>>696285316
yfw these bitches are all 5'4 and can't fucking tell the difference between 5'9 and 6'2
>>696285247
>grill dumps dude
>gril crawls back for help
>guy will help in exchange for a good Ol' beej
>feels good. jpeg
>guy kicked grill out
>grill claims she was raped
>guy accidently records all of it
>guy wins in court
>grill fucked by judicial system
>>696284936
love it
>>696285949
Cool story NEET bro.
>>696286175
Thanks.
>>696286106
I did. I just sold my last company. Guy came up with an offer, I laughed and said double it and he did. I couldn't say no. I'm thinking of doing something in hardware next.
>>696286244
In the time you waited for someone to post a summary you could have just read it yourself.
>>696281808
Look guys, a dumb fuck with an opinion.
>Old wave feminism needs to make a come back
....like seriously what the fuck are you doing here?
Get back in your cage
>www tumblr com
>>696285529
And I can keep going on as l9ng as time takes until you realize that privilege isn't real. What really chaps me about you fucking millenial liberals is that you think you can push the jobs down to someone else so you can have more time to play your stupid pokemon games and watch those autistic cartoons. Honestly if you actually opened up and learned about the real world then you wouldn't be such a faggot or a basement dweller. Find an apartment. Find a roommate. Take a shower and find a job that the government doesn't hand you you leech.
>>696285693
And they still are. oyo u seem to be defending these rapist judges a lot too. Is it because you fucking liberals don't understand that rape is real and it's an epidemic in this country. All your men are out raping refugees overseas and all your honky college kids are raping girls here. This country is based on the rape of an entire race.
>>696285316
Stupid murican brainwashed whores. Your country should be nuked lol.
>>696286305
So if everything worked out better for you then why are you still complaining? You wouldn't happen to have a vagina would you?
>>696285949
What a fucking cuck. If (and this is a big fucking if) your story is remotely true, then the CIO only did that cos he knew you could replace him. And you're a fucking bitch for not replacing him.
Here's what I think really happened
> wasted comoany time writing shit code
> argued vehemently with anyone who questioned your broken code
> most likely a couple REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs in there somewhere
> fired for being an incompetent prick
>>696280828
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>696285750
So you like fat guys?
>>696286110
Wtf is memay you dip?
>>696286381
>Still using spongebob reactions
>tumblr
Newfriend detected
>>696286527
Do you struggle with reading?
>>696286401
tl;dr
>>696286450
> Implying he'd be good at business with a vagina.
>>696283456
Fuck you, if he was born with a dick he's a man and nothing can take that away from him.
>inb4 transphobic
traps are dudes in dresses, don't kid yourself.
>>696279708
Fucking dammit. I hope he burned thier house down before killing them all.
>>696286401
>rape is real and it's an epidemic in this country.
Yes it is but no it isn't
>>696285316
>Under 6'5
>>696279871
I have no idea what the commenter means. I assume this is a Pokemon joke, but I m too old to have seen Pokemon.
Anyone care to explain? Thx.
>>696284405
is it b8 is it not?
>>696286830
Pokemon can speak, but they can only say their own name.
>>696278403
we have a winner
>>696286830
so like a pikachu goes 'pika pika' right cause its a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon say what they are nd that makes it easy to remeber/id them.
With that trans thing w/ fucky pronouns its hard cause all the shits made up and the pronouns don't match
>>696286945
They don't speak their name, you retard. They have a distinctive growling noise and get named after it.
I am the ultimate trigger
>>696279708
>the face i made when i got to the end and realised it didn't say "reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep"
>>696287079
So Charmanders don't say "Charmander?"
And Squirtles don't say "Squirtle?"
>>696285316
I present you guys...
>>696286450
because all I ever wanted was respect
I thought the world worked like that: work hard, get promoted, work hard, get promoted. I mean it sounds nice? Instead I worked 10x harder and got meh. I don't need anything but I can't just go out and venture capital myself into a new idea, I need to work my ass off from the ground up again and I'm old and tired of doing that.
>>696287079
>>696286598
>newfriend
Go back to 9gag faggot.
>>696277657
Someone was triggered
>>696280201
Actual physical retardation
>>696287254
They make the noise but they don't say shit. A dog barks but doesn't say "bark" or "woof", and certainly doesn't say it's own name.
>>696286401
Rape isn't an epidemic are you retarded? The 1-5 statistic is false.
>>696277657
>>696280033
FUCKING LOST
>>696287573
Somebody has never watched the show.
>>696287330
>because all I ever wanted was respect
Well people in Hell want ice water.
>I'm old and tired
Retire
>>696285529
See that sweet asian girl knows to accept her punishment from her male counterpart.
>>696281670
This fucking guy
>>696287079
They also aren't real. Unless you're hearing this in your head then I think you're wrong there buddy. How far in the spectrum are you?
>>696280201
She needs to be executied in public.
>>696287573
my dogs name is woofwoof you faggot
>>696277884
Because it still had the potential to become life
retard
>>696287694
Exactly. Good therapy session anyway.
Cheers.
>>696282873
Getting warm is easy, cooling down is harder. Also it is cheaper for the company.
I worked in a meat chiller, people needed to toughen the fuck up.
>>696278887
Because she's fat. Fat isn't attractive, at all.
>>696287823
AS DOES EVERY SPERM EGG AND ZYGOTE BEFOER THEY ABORT IT
>>696280157
well fucking shit
>>696281808
The only person being pretentious here is you.
>>696287992
eh. Way I see it when mom gets an abortion she has no intention of carrying the potential life to term.
When someone else kills the mom her intentions of bringing the potential life to term doesn't matter.
>>696284936
THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ
>>696283277
straight out of a Literotica story....
>>696282857
isn't this the bitch who killed her own mom?
>>696280201
Sounds like copypasta troll shit
>>696287984
fat is not attractive in itself, but there are plenty of attractive people who are fat
she is cute as fuck, fat or not
>>696284405
dude this cannot be real....I was pissed off about the greyhound one but jesus christ... wouldn't this person be charged with homicide ?
>>696287984
If you say so, man. I for one cherish that woman of beauty. Enjoy what you will.
>>696287693
No, because it was shit. I'm going by the game.
>>696284096
Why are you even here?
>>696280077
found the woman
>>696282857
>>696288271
It's a satire account, idiots.
>>696279708
god fucking damn it the onions
>>696279552
Does satire always fly this far above your head?
>>696283173
>literally triggered
>>696285316
lol 6'5''....why not 8 ft...or better yet 9...
I'm done with 4chan, I've been here for 2 days and aside from all the disgusting pedophiles and people that post gore threads i thought this was alright. But you're all neckbeards who live in your moms basements, and tell women to get their tits out or leave. I think it has happened to me at least 8 times and I've only been here for 2 days. Inconsiderate racist, sexist, homophobic jerks.
>>696279708
Sorry, but that dude is a cuck, and deserves nothing less than to be such. The son should fuck his step-mother in front of his father for doing that to him. No feels, just hate.
>>696284405
i wish she'd choke on a nut and die
>>696288872
hey, fuck you buddy, sjw's are so bad we don't know what's satire and what not fag
>>696289171
tits or gtfo
>>696285316
>i cant wait for natural selction to wipe out all girls over 150 lbs
>why do girls over 5'6" even exist
>etc.
Etc
>>696280077
you dumb dumb muthafucka
He say go work as hard as men do and you earn just as mucH!
>>696289375
BITCH, BYEE!!
>>696289220
>that dude is a cuck
are you fucking dense or what? what could he have possibly done to prevent his step-sister falsely accusing him?
JFC the only cuck here is you
>>696277657
>>696278403
>>696279072
Haha, winrar.
Man theres some good ones but the best is rhe are women humans had me rolling
>>696280297
10/10 fucking kek'd at the women's studies part
>>696280033
This is funny lmao. I hope this is true.
>>696289483
>filename
>Tumblr gif of black kid from toddlers and tiaras
you are literal cringe, fuck off feminist
>>696289171
That's not /b/, friend. That's humanity. We just all have a mask, so no one pretends anymore.
>>696289483
>BITCH, BYEE!!
fuck off nigger
>>696284936
Been looking for that story forever thanks
>>696281800
>florm
>not greg
I lost
![[CITATION_NEEDED].png](https://i.imgur.com/VYGsM40.png "[CITATION_NEEDED].png")
>>696279708
I'll take Things That Didn't Happen for $500, John.
>>696289692
Dumb white boy virgin lmao
>>696284936
One of the greatest green texts i've ever read
>>696289882
>calls someone racist
>is racist
fuck off you feminist cunt, go back to tumblr
>>696289978
Racism is institutionalized, black people can't be racist because we lack power. The same way women can't be sexist because we live in a patriarchal society. Nice try tho lmao
