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Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
>1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
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Heil Hitler.
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heil hitler!
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Fuhrer
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>>696264619
SIEG!
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Shekels
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Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin. Bowl me in the ass and call me cousin.
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>>696266377
Oh checked
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Fuhrer!
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>>696264619
Heil Hitler!
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>>696264619
schnell
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>>696264619
*insert Zarya Russian quote*
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>>696264619
rolling for shekels
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K
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let me through
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Roll
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No problems here.
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Rolling for shekels
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>>696264619
rolliiiinnnnggggg
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*rolls in german*
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>>696264619
Heil
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>>696264619
Reporting in for the Fatherland!
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Who me?
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Here are my singles, Mein Führer.
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>>696264619
Innocent German citizen coming through.
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Heil
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Fine work, men.
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c'mon commie
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Sup
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roll
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Salutations comrade. Err... heil?
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Mein Fuhrer, fraulen Kromier est Juden.
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I'm am the grand daddy of them all -Hitlerxx6milLoL
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schnitzel
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I'm the fucking Führer
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I'm am the grand daddy of them all -Hitlerxx6milLoL
Let's try one more time
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gimme da sauce b055
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Bang bang -hitler
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>>696264619
I support Trump
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Rolling for 1488
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Sieg Heil!
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Move aside peasants
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beautiful morning gents
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O
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>>696264619
Hallo, ich heisse Anon und ich komme aus Berlin
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Heil hitler
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>>696264619
How Dare you, I am field marshall Von Dopfelacht
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I am a nigger
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>>696268499
kill the soviet!
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Heil Hitler!
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Just walking by
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Bow down to the Führer
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>>696264619
passing through
HEIL HITLER
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Rollerino.
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>>696264619
ich bin ein berliner
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>>696270435
mor like marshall Von Doppelfag lol
ps check em
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i hate jews
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>>696264619
heil hitler
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>>696264619
sieg heil, sieg heil
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>>696270918
fuck you, i should have you shot
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Zbeb.
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Heil Hitler!
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You're stopping me? Do you know who I am?!
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>>696264619
Hello im g@y!
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>>696271159
A nigger
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>>696264619
Heil Hitler!
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Heilski Hitlerski.
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Sorry I left my papers in my other pants.
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>>696271159
Ein Wichser bist du!
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Roll
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Heil neger
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>>696271236
Funny and original!
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>>696264619
I'm not a Jew. I promise.
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>>696269544
to the gas chambers now, filthy jew rat
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>>696264619
heil
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POOP
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>>696271424
And more to the point, factual.
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>>696271509
reroll
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Mien
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>>696264619
Step aside
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heil hitler
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K
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Siege heil
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Seig Heil
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Heil Hitler!
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>>696271644
other confirmed jew
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roll
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>>696264619
Fucking nazis. At least they're killing communists
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Roll
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>>696271814
Meh, I have immunity cat.
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>>696264619
May Herr Hitler be with me
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heil hitler
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Heil Hitler
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heil mein fuhrer
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>>696264619
>>
Heil Hitler!
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Rolling for the Reich
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>>696264619
Well, what is it?
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>>696264619
Neen
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Sieg Heil
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Hey I'm from Syria can I move here????
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roll
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Sieg Heil!
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Heil
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No Juden here, Kommandant :^)
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heil the fuhrer
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they see me rollin
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>>696272011
a commie
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HEIL
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>>696264619
Mah Fuhrer
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Don't need no stinking numbas
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Mein Neger
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they hatin
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Nothing to see here
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Iche mmmmmm
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Roll
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>>696264619
k
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HEIL
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SEIG HEIL
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K
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Seig Heil!
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>>696264619
Heil.
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Heil Hitler
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check em'
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sieg heil
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>>696264619
Gootun teg
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>>696264619
>Halt, stop scrolling.
>This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>>88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
>>1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
>>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
Sieg Heil!
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heil hitla
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Let me through im a SS officer
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gotta love the reich
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step aside, nigger
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>>696264619
Czech em
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HEIL HITLA
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Hallo soldaten!
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>>696264619
No jews here.
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>>696264619
fag
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I swear am not juden
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I love Jud... I mean Hitler???
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>>696272936
HALLO
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juden tag
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Bow down. It is I, hitler
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>>696264619
Nein!
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I am ze innocent.
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>>696272999
Checked
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>>696264619
Heil hitler
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rolo
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schalke 04
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>>696264619
fucking nigger
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K
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SHITZEN
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I'm a dirty Jew ;)
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lal
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Hi
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just passing through
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CHECK EM
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Shit
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>>696264619
Fuhrer
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Shitdick
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Heil Hitler!
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Definitely a goyim
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>>696264619
Roll
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H
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>>696273409
Meine reich
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step aside faggot, im making America great again
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Roll
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Betch
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rolling
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Roll!
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Hallo, freunde.
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>>696264619
Stand aside
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>>696273683
i dont speak nazi faggot
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roll
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>>696264619
hh
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>>696264619
heinrich kemmler, reporting in
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>>696264619
Morgen
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Weiner dog.
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HEIL
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Sheisse
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Sieg Heil!
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>>696264619
>
Rool
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W-Wie geht's
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Hail Hitler!
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>>696264619
Rool
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welp
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>>696273910
Guten abend
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>>696264619
HEIL
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Oy vey
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Heil Hitler
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>>696264619
Nigger?
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>>696264619
Be a real mensch and don't touch my shekels, goyum.
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>>696264619
Check mein ficking singles
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Let me by
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>>696264619
Heil Hitler
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Heil
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>>696273888
wait so am i a high-ranking official or standartenführer (or higher)?
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I shall continue through, then?
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SIEG HEIL!
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>>696264619
You dare stop me?
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>>696264619
Don't mind me
Just a little German boy
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>>696264619
D-don't mind me. J-just your f-f-friendly uhh Fuhrer coming through! Nothing to see here! D-definitely not a Jew
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>>696264619
Heil!
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fuck
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>>696264619
HI
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rrrrooooollling
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>>696264619
Heil
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Heil fuhrer
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As a German myself, I expect I can go through
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>>696264619
go home and hang yourself, fascist
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Bump
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>>696274243
Daz a faking jude
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>>696264619
ok
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>>696271448
>1488
Our future is secured!
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>>696264619
HEIL
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>>696264619
HEIL!
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>>696274511
Spai
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dob
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Rollerino
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Seig Heil!
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>>696264619
Sprechen si dick
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>>696274540
Dumb nigger spelled the number wrong
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Heil
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Move aside insolent
Verzögern!
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Roll
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>>696264619
Ich bin gut ja?
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Rolls Royce
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Jewish scum get
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>>696264619
ich bin innozent
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>>696264619
Please sirs I have a family
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-mumbles incoherent german-
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I'm gonna die
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>>696264619
Roll for da Führer
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>>696264619
rollollo
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I think you'll find everything is in order.
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Rollen
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roll
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>>696274888
Checked
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>>696264619
Woah sir, I don't want any trouble
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Here are my papers.
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>>696275053
roll for jew
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>>696275094
JEW
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Heil Hitler
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>>696275119
JEWJEWJEW
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>>696264619
Hii
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Stand Aside Plebs
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>>696264619
Seig Heil
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Mein fuhrer. I bring with me a well done Jüden.
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R0lling
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>>696264619
Rolling for ze Fuhrer
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>>696264619
I'm a good not Jew
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hey guys ^_^
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>>696264619
Re rolling
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>>696264619
Fuck Muslims
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>>696264619
Just passing through.
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>>696275522
Well fuck
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'ello m8 nothing susp here
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Heil
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Allah Akbar
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>>696264619
My papers.
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Ohhh
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PANZERKAMPFWAGEN
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>>696264619
Oy vey goy, im just passing by with my shekels
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Grüß Gott!!
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SIG HEIL
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>>696264619
Can't touch this!
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I see no problem here
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Hi
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dont mind me just a regular german
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>>696264619
Heil hitler
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