Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio is mine forever
>>696255555
...
I'm gonna claim chibi Akiko
zoro and his trap waifu <3
Cheerleader Rikka claimed
>>696255281
um no
u go away
Stella claimed
>>696253811
How else do you think I'm capable of holding my own with the Euorbeat titles? Gotta brush up your skills every now and then. Yeah keep telling yourself that.
>>696254068
You told me to meet you after class so I think you'd be the teacher.
>>696254316
Ah well I'm glad I was able to, even if I had no idea kek. You're welcome friendo, anytime.
>>696254362
>if it ever happens in our lifetime.
Quite saddening and hilarious at the same time.
Well said. It's hard to recreate the glory of the first. By now everyone has the original as the ideal movie. That is true, pretty sure it won't tank. People will see it out of curiosity giving them the profit regardless of it being good or bad.
I wish we got Megulewds
>>696255649
then can I claim regular Rikka?
>>696255702
no, you will be mine
Dio-sama...
>>696254626
You can destroy as many clones as you want, there will be less of me, but there will always be some of me.
>>696255503
Fuck off
Megumin is mine
* Attack on titan theme plays *
Miho claimed
>>696255834
Kys noone likes u
>that feel when you want more of someone's attention but you're aware you already had enough and don't have anything else interesting to talk about anyway
Stealing megumin
>>696255955
Rerolling
I vant to suck yur bluuud
>>696255934
Everitim.
>>696255955
Roll
>>696255768
kek no I got that one too
>>696254357
Under 20 it was a crit!
>Perfect
>>696254410
So your focus is on the former
>U liek big cums
>>696254682
Idolm@ster is a game??
>>696254963
Rolling.
>>696255649
Give me a D!
>>696255885
I like them
>>696255768
You really seem to love other people's waifus don't ya.
>if trips you go away
>>696255955
Check em
Normal.
>>696256093
D
>>696255934
>H-hi.. Ho..Homu.
>>696256072
Oh well, it was worth a try
>>696256093
I'll give you a D
>Roll for initiative
>>696256142
I'll never go away
until I need to sleep
>>696256174
Give me an I!
>>696255768
>megulewds
>>696256334
Silly girl
>>696256350
I
>>696255768
P-please don't eat me!
>>696256037
Remember when we did the daily hug thing?
>
>>696256229
I should be the one stuttering over your cuteness, hi Ruri.
>>696256334
u sure
>>696256572
Yes.
>>696255766
You're right again with that. No matter the wave of anger and dislike now, plenty of people will still see it.
Anyway I've gotta head to bed for some sleeps. G'night!
>>696255840
Miho a cute
>>696255934
I cri
>>696256034
Spoopy
>>696256037
Right, I changed pic again after writing my reply to Ruri.
>>696255834
I like you
I like everyone
We're all faggots here
Even you, Dio.. doublefaggot
still here
>>696256747
I know I don't like you.
>>696256568
Fuck off
Megumin is mine
>>696256458
look at you giving them up without a get, you filthy whore
>>696256565
I can always kidnap Rikka
>roll for initiative
>>696256568
I make no promises
>>696256579
fairly certain
>>696256565
Give em a C!
Claimed.
I'm off, for now.
Spike, if you're here, or Kyouko, keep these chickadees from going too crazy.
Later.
>>696256747
I like you.
>>696256692
Just what they wanted too. Have a nice night man, take care.
>>696257010
Laters Sanae.
Best girl HouHou claimed.
All ur waifus are shit.
>>696256926
Wait what? No no!
>>696256960
C
>tfw
You realize that all the shit posters are all the old people from these threads.
>>696256926
I would do anything for you~
>>696256960
Ç
>>696257277
Give us the K!
>>696249644
Myself included.
>physical scores over 30 as a minimum
>Fighter, using Large weaponry
>must always remain in combat if combat is nearby, must always kill.
I am okay with this.
>>696257277
Rikka is so young, pure, and perfect
>>696257319
Then get out
>>696257544
bit slow on the reply, so we have no context there
>>696257643
Want the D?
>>696256926
Okay, can we be friends
>>696255563
Man, those were wasted on an unneeded speech.
>>696256093
For fucks sake you made me remember the mudkipz story.
>Starts imagining.
>Can't unimagine.
>Fuckmylife.jpg.
>>696256153
>Annoyed rattles.
>>696256747
Didn't you have the gif where he's actually spinning the cigarette?
>>696257544
Claiming rory
>>696257643
What do you love!?
>>696257739
no, because I stole Stella
>>696257741
>Rattles
Annoyed?
>>696257797
Dick?
Her.
The rest are E tier
>>696257741
I hate every single one of you.
>>696257807
go away then
>>696257929
It looks like she a hoe
>>696257797
Mizori!
>>696258072
I love you anon.
>>696258072
I know you love me, everyone loves me.
>>696258169
still won't happen
>>696258220
I got 99/100 for bad touching Rikka
How will you come back?
>>696257699
Was busy at work. About the 3 or 4 overpowered psychotic DnD characters.
Us roleplaying as our waifus.
>but would we do the voice acting?
I bet the other claimer only claims because I do. Next level shitposting right there. Not even giving them a (You).
WOW FUCK SO HOT EXTREME WAIFU VERY RARE BASED VIDEO UGLY SON OF A BITCH FUCKING SUPER HOT CHICKS AND BASICALLY YOUR FUCKING STUPID.JPG
>>696258376
We could, but it wouldn't be required
Every village would be slaughtered by Shiro, Yuno, and myself
>Kurumi
>>696258178
says the neckbeard with the manly faced waifu kek
>>696258447
You got it wrong anon, 3d is trash. Do the same thing but with 2d instead.
>>696257741
Mudkipz story?
>But it's true, you like cumsplosions.
>>696257896
Yeah!
>>696258220
Yeah!
>Wait, what?
>>696258358
>Roll to intercept bad touch
>+75 bonus for willingness.
>>696258358
we friends then
Ruri is too much of a bully.
>>696258710
He really is.
>>696258710
Togame is too much of a faggot
I would die for GLaDOS. My love. My one and only.
Claimed
>>696258879
But where's the hole?
>>696258358
Like this!
>>696258691
Alright, what do I win for spelling for you?
>>696258617
I wouldn't say manly. . .
>>696258871
Flip that image sideways cuck
>>696258577
And you'd have me have to join in or orgasm.
>>696258962
Im sure you'd find a way.
>>696258891
Best Swordsman
>>696259002
>Nani?
You want something, what do you want?
>>696258691
That might work if Kurumi clones didn't stop you
>>696258708
if you say so
>>696259002
02 resistance level
>Roll for related pic
>>696259251
with Kurumi in the party, both are inevitable
>>696259251
Sure, but where are the robot breasts?
>>696259251
I want to fuck Rory so hard that her ass will leak cum
>>696259376
It happened best. The computer is made and it runs like a DREAM. This 1070 is doing work
>>696259384
Your sucker pls
>>696259439
what the hell is going on?!?
Konosuba is just a faggy version of SAO
>>696259464
Technology has its own aesthetic appeal without the weakness of sexual attraction getting in the way. HUmans, they ARE so... saw-O WEAAAAAK.
>>696259464
She could make them. They do make robots in that world.
>>696259439
Eh. Im sure Id be okay with it. Id rather cum to shit being done to me anyway.
>>696258710
>Two_personalities.jpg
>>696259726
Ow the edge cuts like a knife
>>696258871
Fuck off Mi.
>if quads i can do whatever i want
>>696259521
Ayyy, sweet man. How long has it been completed?
>>696259931
Fuck off Mai.
>>696259726
How is it better, it's like showing a wooden table with a bag of chips on it and then bringing a metal table with nothing on it and claiming the metal table is better since the bag of chips is not in the way, completely ignoring the fact that the bag of chips is great.
>>696259794
Yeah well I don't see them NOW.
>>696259960
rip life
>>696259523
don't question it, it'll only make it harder
>>696259794
>Murder
>Bad touch each other
>repeat
best team ever
>>696259906
mugi fucks niggers
>>696260039
The bag of chips takes extreme care to make. The table is extremely easy to modify to your needs.
>>696259439
Yayy love u
>>696260039
>that analogy
>>696260105
Thats uncanon
>>696260039
If Dio can wait a hundred years for revenge, you can wait about a month for tits.
>>696260093
Sounds like a plan then. 5e, 3.5 or Pathfinder?
>>696259439
>Bring friends
Ohhhh, nice~
>>696259523
My sucker?
>Here you can have a taste.
But I'll need it back or I'll over heat.
>>696260093
>>696259794
>Hot
>>696259977
About 2 days or so? I havent been in threads since i was making it and making up for lost gaming time. It wasnt too bad to try and build either. I have been making us money in payday best, soon ill fund your computer
>>696260233
>that analogy
>analogy
>anal
>>696260093
But I dont trust you so I gotta question you
>>696260245
Oh alright. Oh god it tastes weird Mizori
>>696260026
Fuck you Mi.
>>696260244
Dio didn't wait a hundred years for revenge, he didn't even know the Joestars were dead, he just waited 100 years to get fished out by some unlucky boatmen.
>>696260212
So machines are nothing else but lazy bums that refuse to work hard to reach greatness? I'm not interested in robots anymore.
>>696260233
That's why I'm so great.
>>696260431
That's why I'm great.
>>696255766
Fair enough, and I will!
>>Ilya
Ehhh?
>Which one?
>>696256093
That's not how that works!
>>696260448
That's not what the face of a catbird looks like you fucking idiot.
>>696260484
love u hottie~
>>696260245
>>696260484
I want lewds of both of you
>>696260735
It's a Meowl ok?
>>696260484
Cringe to be honest.
>>696260431
Full GLanal penetration.
>>696260624
You simply rephrased the truth to make the robots look bad.
> lazy bums that refuse to work hard to reach greatness
They are great from the start, you are simply jealous.
>>696260824
No it's a fucking catbird.
>>696260810
Here's the thing your heart desire.
>>696260931
It's my art and I call it a fucking Meowl
>>696257870
The mudkipz thing with Mizore.
>>696258691
I swear I had that damn screencap saved. Looks like I'm going to have to find and save it again...
>>696258066
Just making sure.
>Not mad at you, it's something else.
Late reply because I couldn't find the Mudkipz screencap, plus a bit too much keks were had while browsing the ones I already had.
>>696260738
>>696260484
Can I join in, cuties~?
>>696260738
Love you too cutie
>>696260810
not today!
>>696261113
Of course ya can~
>>696261113
No ERP faggot.
>>696260919
I haven't rephrased the truth, I, DIO have told the truth. You haven't even followed with an argument you just went to the good old coward "jealousy" method.
>>696261006
It's my Dio's catbird and I'm calling it a fucking catbird.
>>696260484
>Not liking grape
What's wrong with you Rikka?
>>696260726
Idolm@ster is a game? I thought it was a bad anime.
>>696260810
Nou
>>696261083
>Evil laugh
>>696261248
I'll have Rikka lewds
Those fucking legs. ,HNNNNNG
You people realize that if your a male and you ERP with another male while pretending to be cartoons, that your gay right?
Just figured I'd clear that up.
How was everyones day?
best
>>696261461
Everyone knows snek girls are far superior to spider girls.
>>696261345
>Bad anime
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>It started as a game, and got it's own anime later on
>>696261083
Um... ok?
>>696261311
Call it a fucking catbirb idc I call it a Meowl
You're just wrong
>>696261508
what if it's gay erp?
>>696261508
I'mgayidubbbzmemevinecompilation.mp4
>>696261596
Just imagine this scene:
A girl is bent over and moaning about how she wants this and to continue even if it hurts. Then the camera pans over and spider legs are sprouting from her back as someone sprinkles black dust on her body.
>>696261702
all ERP here is gay erp....
>>696260331
Really now? Well sweet man, maybe when I finally get mine it'll go smooth too. Damn I bet it looks so good now, especially being able to run all the mods you want. Thanks mang, maybe I won't have to sell-out on Twitch after all.
>>696260726
Just accept it, it's ok to do so.
>>696261508
Oh shit what? I thought we were all disproportionate kawaii anime grills irl!
>This is so gross what are we doing with our lives?
Said noone ever.
>>696261248
>>696261113
Whatcha doing little ones~
>>696261699
I am Dio and you are waifuless, therefore I am right. Even if you had a waifu I would still be right for Dio surpasses all.
>>696261461
billy and mandy?
>>696261521
fine you?
>>696261839
Well, we all know your some sad neckbeard fagget.
>>696261638
Just kidding, I've only seen one episode.
>Need to play game tho, I'm a game addict
>>696261508
Not at all, imagining a story together where two girls have sex doesn't make you gay, and we're just anons, gender shouldn't be involved here in the first place.
I do have to agree that it's cringe and not welcomed in this thread.
>>696261521
Horrid.
How can you be gay by typing words to anonymous people by pretending to be a 2D girl.
>>696261248
>throws arms around you and kisses you
>>696261395
N..no dont!
>>696261860
I am just hanging around here listening to POTUS how about you stella?
>>696261790
Just imagine this scene:`
There's a snek girl.
Wouldn't that be great?
>>696261973
And you're trying to get the attention of these neckbeard faggets and call them neckbeard faggets. That's like me stopping you on the street and telling you the color of your shirt.
>So to keep it simple, at least I'm not retarded~
You have a nice night, my special boy!
>>696261508
Fuck off
She's Main you cunt
>>696261927
It was very calm.
>>696262068
What are you going to do anon?
Rem is MINE
>>696262176
I just want to lick Rikka all over
>>696262290
good
>>696261790
>>696261596
Just imagine this scene:
A vampire is bent over and moaning about how he wants this and to continue even if it hurts. Then the camera pans over and you see Dio dressed as Nui Harime
>>696261823
Next thread ill try to end a pic of the messy inside from the end. Its so quiet, its amazing. If you get the chance then id still sell out. That is an insane amount of money if you get in on that
>>696261927
Bill and Mandy is the shit, many spiders for my spider fetish.
>>696261861
That's cute... But you're still wrong.
>>696262290
Going camping with my friends loser LMAO
>>696255934
No comprendo.
>>696256037
<3
>this will make him butthurt
>>696256229
I should do that with a pillow, too..
>>696256572
Seriously how can you not have anything to talk about? Are you boring or something?
And wow and so this makes me think. Can I decalre that Murakumo-anon is me? It was me all along. Problem solved. It's samefag.
Suzumiya claimed
>>696262472
Dude, hot
>>696261823
Accept what?!
>>696261990
Watch the rest, it's a neat SOL.
>Good luck, the only one you can play without knowing moonrune is only 60% translated, for the PSP.
>>696262235
Pretty fucking cool, but spiders are just fascinating. Weaving webs, armies of baby spiders, etc. Do some research. They do things like make throwing nets or decoy spiders out of insect parts.
>>696262639
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
>>696262522
you like what you like i guess
>>696262602
><3
That's pretty rude to do.
>>696262472
Pretty hot honestly.
>>696262532
Denial wont get you anywhere.
>>696262472
I'd take a picture, I mean holy shit Dio is here and it must be great to see him in that outfit.
>>696261345
>Glares intensely.
>>696261699
>Responding to a totally unrelated post for no reason.
Are you ok, anon?
>>696262450
Have fun.
>>696262773
Now you start acting like him. Do you want me to love you or not?
>>696262880
you too
>>696262176
Watching some NGE with the others on the stream. u can hop in if you want to
>>696262960
I don't like cucking others though :^(
>>696263032
Why was your day so horrid are you the same guy here?
>>696262068
>>696262443
S..stop it!
>>696263087
Oh shit NGE? What episode are you on?? I want in!
>Rikka
>>696262472
Just imagine this scene:
GLaDOS pre-upload is bent over and moaning about how she doesn't want this and to please not do this Mr. Johnson. Then as the camera pans, GLaDOS awakens and everybody begins to die.
>>696262756
The crawling and scuttling and legs and spider squeaks and heavy bondage.
