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r8 me
>>696204164
faggot douche/10
>>696204164
You look like if Tyler Carter listened to country music and fingered his cousin and found his dads wedding ring
>>696206072
that's wierd...
Matt I swear to God if that's you, you ugly faggot.
bump
>>696207262
I hear by Dub thee
>>696207262
Sphagetti head
>>696207961
Chopstick
>>696208051
Chad
>>696208147
MINECRAFT
>>696209153
The Kid next door
Look at OP cigarette compared to him head... Manlet overload
I probably need to shave
>>696209153
Damn. Snapchat?
>>696209468
i am actually 6'2"
>>696209470
Your eyebrows, yes
>>696210163
Eeerh I need to know you ain't some guy...
>>696209153
nationality?
>>696208147
>minecraft
>>696210925
niice
>>696210499
I am a dude. :'(
You are incredibly hot though.
>>696209153
y so blurry?
>>696209153
this really u tho?
>>696212457
No :(
>>696212457
Yep , here's another pic of me, also to the guy who asked my nationality, I'm Norwegian
>>696212860
Damn man. You're so hot. Got any more?
>>696212860
>Norwegian
shameful
>>696204164
7/10
>deduct one point for wearing ballcap backasswards
>deduct one point for those fucking ridiculous shades
>deduct one point for stupid facial hair
>deduct one point for forehead crinkles
>deduct one point for wife-beater
>deduct TWO points for smoking (grow up already)
so...you get a big, fat ZERO
>>696206939
you look like a cool mofo
Fuc me up
>>696213185
Would bang. 10/10
>>696213185
are you that Russian dude from nyc?
>>696213185
I would if that were actually you. If it is, take pic touching ear plz
>>696213020
here's my flaccid dick
>>696213478
Haha nope not russian
>>696207262
Where are you from?
>>696207961
you look like a school shooter
>>696213812
>>696213568
Your balls look weird
>>696213535
Kinda dark outside haha but here u go
>>696206939
8/10
>shave and add an extra point
>>696207262
neckbeard squint smoker / 10 (you lose)
>>696207961
stay away from pizza, hoodies and ballcaps
6
>>696208051
swishy latino skinnyboy / 10 (hope you're doing well in sKool)
>>696208147
please god this is shooped and you're not a flat-jawed eraserhead
>>696209153
pretty boy ginger / 10 (you rate at least 7 boyo)
>>696209470
you do need to shave and get a proper haircut (maybe 6) add points for shaving and grooming
>>696210925
8 (if you were a grille i'd fuck you, but i'd fuck you anyway)
>>696211188
i don't know what you are, but you're a 5 (you could show your tits, but that wouldn't prove anything one way or another neither nohow)
>>696204586
you look like the guy who wants to be alpha but fails miserably.
>>696213979
>>696214066
>>696214104
>>696214154
>>696214196
>>696213604
murrican?
>>696213902
it was hot that day.
>>696214243
>>696208051
would bang/10
>>696208147
ITS FUCKING STEVE FROM MC
>>696214247
Swedish
>>696214375
>>696214243
Another time sink
>>696214369
>>696214369
>>696214369
>>696214369
>>696214426
>>696214475
>>696213185
so you have foreskin?
>>696214522
>>696208147
spongebob squareface
>>696214565
>>696214603
>>696214653
>>696214695
>>696211245
suction cup lips / 10
>>696211556
homeless bum: 3
generous idiot: 5
theiving nigger: 2
(protip: charity can only help people who are actually trying)
>>696212860
thanks for showing tits, add extra point now
>>696213020
8, subtract one point for cigarette and lung cancer
(you look like a street boy hustler with that getup tho)
>>696213185
shave and i'll give you 7 points (you look like you need to get laid)
>>696213568
so...you really ARE a hustler, then....
>>696213576
cut your hair, take your zoloft and you would rate 7 or 8 points
>>696213924
0 for darkbreed shadowboy (i think its a boy anyway)
>>696214544
Odd question, but yes.
>>696204164
>>696214814
figures
>>696214814
So uh.. let's have a looksie? :D
>>696214969
Haha, idk man.. Im willing to post my face here.. Not more than that xd. Im straight aswell
>>696215098
What's wrong with another dude appreciating the male body?
I'm so horny /b/, please suck me off
>>696214750
im an autistic nerd with lung cancer, who likes to get drunk and black out on benzos like in this moment
>>696215213
Nothing wrong my friend, but im gonna decline on that request :)
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>>696215234
you scottish?
>>696212860
where did the ginger twink go?
>>696215363
why still smoke if you have le cancer
>>696215545
I'm on very unstable mobile net :/ at my families cabin atm so no other options :/ also I'm blonde not ginger.
rates mates
>>696215954
were you born in norway?
>>696215396
I honestly don't know what I am.
>>696215954
You're still hot as fuck. I need to move to Norway.
>>696216493
Born and raised, pure Norwegian genes as far back as I have knowledge of
>>696217321
How old are you?
Is everyone in your town blonde?
Rate me please? Also, feedback on the haircut? Just got it today. Sorry for looking greasy, hot day today.
>>696217321
Wanna share some more pics, cutie?
>>696216610
Pls Ahmed don't we have to many rapefugees already.
>>696211234
Fuckin queer
>>696217618
haircut makes it look like you'll be bald in 5 years. Keep it longer
>>696217601
18 Will be 19 in september
>>696213576
Schoolshooter
>>696217801
Yeah, definitely gonna grow it out. Hair was looking messy but was surprisingly short, so the barber had to make do with what he had. Do you think the style looks okay though? Same style, longer length?
>>696217321
You straight?
>>696217713
Since you asked nicely.
>>696217837
In the first pic you honestly looked like you're fucking 12
>>696218002
Style is a solid medium tbh, needs more volume since you got a long skinny face
>>696218118
Hey fag, that person is most likely a guy
>>696218118
Mods
>>696216742
brit
>>696217321
Shame
Aryan reporting
>>696217618
Shave chest hair
>>696217713
Kek all the faggots hitting on that faglord >>696217321
>>696218118
Thanks. ; )
Rate me, it's been a long one
>>696218586
Really? I have a baby face, so I thought hair would look me more mature. Hell, I'd have a beard if I could grow one and it didn't make me look like Ahmed the Jihadist...
>>696218552
hello fellow fuckboy
>>696218627
Ur just jelly...
>>696218737
Get rid of the glasses, they look extremely nerdy. Do something with your hair, you aren't in middle school. Grow facial hair if you can, a 5'clock shadow would look good on you.
>>696217618
Nice smile
>>696218956
>Ur
gtfo
>>696218956
>jelly
Kys fag
>>696218151
My nickname in HS was babyface :/ also it looks kinda weird IRL due to the fact that I'm 6'3
>>696217321
do Norwegians have big dicks?
>>696219036
Thanks. I can't wear contacts. Here comes an old one
>>696208855
Minecraft! Fuckin gold!
>>696219227
Shorter hair would look good on you, show off your jawline and provide a better frame for your face
>>696218079
Yup, straight as an arrow.
>>696219049
Thank you!
R8 or h8
>>696218118
du e klar over kor mange gutter som runke og lagre bildene dine nå?
>>696219565
Usama bin Basement/10
>>696219243
Why no contacts? Even then, atleast wear glasses that look cool. Don't want to be looking like you're straight from mainland china. You have a very attractive face, make the most of it.
>>696219531
lol ok. i'll see you at pride in a few years.
>>696219720
jeg er lol
>>696218079
Super gay, I haven't came out yet though
>>696209470
you look disgusting, fix your eyebrows, get some glasses that don't make you look like a loser and get a better haircut
>>696219565
Dont actually wear hoods under any circumstance ever, its a bad part of niggerculture and does not look good. If you're dressing for cold weather buy a half zip sweater or something. Beard is cool but prob needs to be a little shorter, you probably confuse it with your pubes when you sit down to take a shit.
Came a long way
>>696219720
I bet he's well aware of that fact
>>696219990
not far enough it seems
>>696219531
circumcised?
>>696220191
FUCK you
>>696220251
Nope.
>>696220191
/thread
>>696219221
I believe 16cm is the average
>>696220553
Show it?
>>696219912
No worries, you definitely helped me cum out.
>>696220764
No.
>>696220731
Not really. 14.34cm
>>696218118
Would you be willing to share your snapchat dude? I want to keep getting those cute pics.
>>696221453
age?
>>696220764
No sorry, mine's a bit small
>>696221498
No.
I'm a god of swag
Snap intoo a ...
>>696220423
dont ask for opinions if you can't handle them
>>696221830
I'd use those piercings as another hole to fuck
>>696221830
Finally! A new blonde twink to replace this other douche.
>>696220191
top fucking kek
>>696219990
better go back and retrace your path, because you made a very very wrong turn somewhere
>>696221739
How about you stop posting pics of yourself and share some pictures of that beatiful wooden wall behind you, I'm absolutely amazed by it
>>696221739
wow, fucking tease
Im gonna do throwbacks to where i am now
>>696222694
the girl i was in love with who friendzoned my naïve self loathing ass
only the most recent photo i got
>>696222694
>>696222863
i shouldve killed myself
>>696222927
Cute as fuck! You genuinely look like wifey material
>>696222863
surprised she was even willing to be your friend tbh
>>696222694
>>696222863
>>696223037
freshman year
>>696222863
Friendzone doesn't exist fag. Girls aren't sex vending machines you put kindness tokens into
Me in the front. R8 me faggots.
>>696223328
yeah, not kindness tokens, just regular money
>>696223410
make it stop pls
Me moms's says I'm pretty
>>696222694
>>696222863
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>>696223286
>>696223410
>>696223701
>>696223825
Prom when i crashed my date's dinner
>>696224181
Pretty cute. Would fuck your ass.
>>696209470
shave what LOL
>>696222694
>>696222863
>>696223037
>>696223286
>>696223410
>>696223701
>>696223825
>>696224050
>>696224181
Tourist day
>>696222797
kill it with fire before it lays eggs
>>696224415
my hairy sweaty dick
>>696223684
So aliens do exist
>>696223861
Your mom is right
>>696224597
Yo nigga ima set my baby moma on u
>>696224513
how can so much faggotry be so concentrated in one person?
>>696224774
Damn. Got me there man. Those eyes are sooooo far apart amirite?
I look good right /b/ add me on Kik zarabyte I'll Spam you daily.
>>696224774
Be honest tho is it REALLY that bad? I've never had anybody comment on it before, so I'd appreciate honest feedback.
who's up for massive rapeing
>>696225506
nah, I'd fuck you, you're pretty cute. I'm a dude though
>>696225155
check out stepmania 5's simfile: Planarian by S-C-U expert!
Can't forget the challnege chart either!
Sekai wa watashi wa odoru mawatteru!?
Shiny fancy slifing me up shimmering woah
>>696225779
check out season 3 of Bojack Horseman, only on Netflix.
>>696225381
oh the world turns to see the sun
we'll see the brightest colors shining through!
The world's so beautiful, like a dream come true <3
Ahahaha
yea yea yea yea yea yea
woaoaoaoah, this time's gonna be a dazzling season
full of wonder and surprise
light up and see <3 shinging through!
>>696225506
this picture is alot better than the first one tbh..
>>696225650
Well a compliment is a compliment so thanks bud
>>696225506
the guy in the grey hoodie's pretty hot
I'd fuck him so hard
>>696226176
Well heres me currently
>>696225506
>>696223684
you look very cute, no reason to be self conscious whatsoever. girl in the second pic looks like a donkey's asshole though
>>696226451
Thats my babe Ed. Love that fucker to death.
>>696226655
How is 8th grade?
>>696226655
wow, model tier material imo
Heyo
>>696226655
>22
>66
>55
check them dubs! wow...
>>696226801
Kek, i actually recently graduated highschool
>>696226912
I feel the same way
>>696226911
Look at yours, friendo
>>696225506
does the gray hoodie guy have a big dick?
>>696227109
he's actually trans now. he castrated himself with a box cutter
>>696226745
Thanks :)
>>696227109
Nah, his twin and i caught him in the act. Its a pencil, tbh.
>>696227229
Fuck off you impersonator
>>696227336
*wink face* *hand up emoji* *hand up emoji* *sweat emoji* *100* *100*
>>696226863
Awww thanks bro!
>>696227606
Lmao whaat
>>696204164
Olofmeister anyone?
>>696227336
awkward. that'd mean the twin is also pencil ducked since genes I suppose
>>696227336
as the one anon would always say, hopefully he's at least cut
>>696228051
Lol. I doubt he even saw that much.
>>696229206
Age? U from Poland?
>>696228528
You're hot
>>696229294
no, 20
>>696229294
Poland? Shit, do I really look that retarded?
>>696229206
Holy fuck dude. Dick pics?
>>696229727
i don't see it at all lol, the guy looks really hot to me
>>696229206
Nah, you just look...Polish. What are you then?
>>696229846
Well you are after all a weird fucking faggot
make me become a meme /b/
>>696230032
Age?
>>696229206
post D
>>696230698
old enough 2 play col of duday
hahah 18
Can we please get some dicks in here? Wtf.
>>696204164
You look miserable and tryhard.
>>696210925
>supreme gentleman
>>696225779
Fagbag
>>696229912
luke skywalker
>>696204164
Quickybaby/10
>>696229907
german
>>696232202
You gonna vote for Merkel?
>>696231877
It's funny cuz my name is actually Lucas and peeps always pull that joke on me
On the right
>>696232391
Nah, I'm a neo lol
>>696233016
Sorry but the past is past...
>>696229206
common dude can we see more pics?
>>696233231
The past can also be the future if we're lucky.
>>696233016
Show swastika tattoo
>>696233871
Fuck off faggot
>>696232391
>germany
>'murica
choose one
>>696234228
Well, why not if that's what you pine for
>>696229912
>obedecealamorsa.avi/10
>>696234414
Because I don't want some sick faggot getting off to me?
New Thread
>>696234871
>>696234936
Do you even have tats? Plus people jack off to erotic pics, not chest tattoos
New thread be up
>>696234871
>>696234936
I'd pay you.
