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>>696196796
Thanks I'm going to buy those shoes, pants and get that haircut. Different shirt tho.. Pink is gay
>>696195527
This is literally 100% my step father
>>696195527
Holy fucking shit, underage retards, go back to Ifunny and ecksdee over there with your cancerous black people humour
>>696197304
You probably still live with him, you underage faggot.
>>696197906
your mom is your dad
>>696197296
>not an AR
so 90s
>>696195527
>>696195677
>>696196796
>>696196945
>>696197296
>my fucking sides
>>696198019
Okay.
At least I'm not underage. Rather be miserable than a child.
>>696197824
>the "Holy fucking shit, underage retards, go back to Ifunny and ecksdee over there with your cancerous black people humour" starter pack
>>696195527
>>696198654
You're so cute. 2/10 for try and reply.
>>696199213
Topkek
>>696199213
Kek
>the samefag starter pack
>>696199617
>shitposting starter pack
>>696199617
Trying this hard<
smug anime face thread?
>>696200403
Implying it ever wasn't.
>>696200569
>not greentexting
>>696200992
>not knowing the purpose of greentext
It's 2016
>>696201225
>spering out about the memearrows
>>696201225
>it's [current year]
>>696197824
Wow anon, your humor must be extremely superior. Care to post some really really funny memes?
>>696201326
Yep, you're new as fuck. Pic related.
>>696201411
Yes, as in it is the current time and year and you should ask yourself why you still don't know how to green text correctly, newbie.
>>696201724
Be honest, you browse ifunny and actually laugh, don't you?
>>696201857
watch out boyos, there's an 'oldfag' in the thread
>>696196796
got me!
>>696201956
good one
>>696202030
>Ignoring my question
>Trying to switch the subject
But anon, your sense of humor is clearly superior and way more hilarious than all of the other memes in the thread. Why don't you post an example of what you consider to be "non cancerous" so we can learn what quality memes actually are?
>inb4 more fictional japanese character reaction images
ITT: weeaboo autists
>>696201857
>tumblr
high tier shitposting
>>696200878
I'd rather see these niggers than the ones sagging their baggy pants.
>>696201857
>baiting this hard
Anyone have the ghetto starter pack one from the adoption site?
Bunch of niglets that you had to adopt together
>>696202653
whats the ; mean?
>>696202801
something about being a pussy suicidal kid that stopped trying
>>696202744
Never mind
>>696202801
>;
and another thing
>>696203044
Hey, I got the same dubs twice in a row
>>696202652
second
>>696198813
you responded with a cancerous cartoon picture, you automatically suck dick faggot kill yourself
>>696202653
underrated
>>696202801
>>696203027
Unless you're from some cultural tribe/creed or involved in some criminal syndicate, tattoos are just there because the person likes it and that alone is suppose to suggest artistic value.
>>696203132
Guess what?
Nobody gives a shit
>>696202331
Okay, I'll stoop to your reasoning. I don't find shit funny almost ever. I still am aware of what is basic ifunny/9gag tier shit, such as "starter packs". because it's shit like that that black people get a kick out of and think they're so funny. Lol guize! Stereotypes of da white pplz ecksdee emoji ecksdee bruh!!
>inb4 anon you sound like a miserable fuck
I am. Get over it. Reality stings when you realize not everything is a fucking running joke worth laughing at.
>>696203132
Nice filename. Too bad you couldn't get three in a row so, allow me
>>696203540
buttmad nigger detected
>>696203722
I can't stop getting dubs
>>696203722
>buttmad
>nigger
>>696202653
oh man this one hurts to look at, about 70% my gf
>>696203845
yes you can
CP starter pack?
>>696198713
ewwww skoal.
Copenhagen is best tier.
>>696204510
Smoke cigarettes you fucking vagina.
>>696203653
>I don't find shit funny almost ever
>realize not everything is a fucking running joke worth laughing at.
Something tells me that you shouldn't be on 4chan.
>>696204682
I do smoke cigarettes as well. However, sometimes it is more convenient to take a dip instead.
>>696204682
Dip is a lot more manly than cigarettes you cuck, Cigarettes you're inhaling cat piss and dog shit but dip is pure tobacco. Good luck with autism fuck head
>>696204985
Are you truly this stupid?
>website full off pissed off, miserable people
>hurr you shouldn't be here
You're so fucking autistic it hurts
>>696200878
More like schoolboy q wannabe starter pack.
>>696202653
I like Halsey and Lana but only take it at face value. Tattoos, piercings, and pot are disgusting and degenerate.
>>696205123
Holy shit. People are this fucking dumb.
Let me lay it out for you in all caps so you understand.
>IMPLYING YOU DONT SMOKE CIGARETTES TO DIE FASTER
I get it though, you only do it because you're an edgy eighteen year old. Off yourself high school chump
>>696196994
Pink for occasion man
>>696205520
>pissed off, miserable people
>HURRR DURRR IM MISERABLE AND DEPRESSED LIFE IS PAINNNN
Have you considered inhaling a bottle of insecticide yet? You should probably go hurt yourself, anon.
>>696203653
You've just crossed over to the edgy/cringe realm of /b. Welcome home fag.
>>696205943
Once again, us white people spear heading progress. Why haven't you decided to cull the population for the good of humanity like these brave souls?
>>696198361
He'll stop being a child. You grow out of youth, you don't grow out of misery and depression ;^)
i wouldnt marry a women who wouldnt just yell back at me
>the "Are you truly this stupid?
>website full off pissed off, miserable people
>hurr you shouldn't be here
You're so fucking autistic it hurts" starter pack
>>696203044
I'm disappointed that nobody has adopted them to give them superpowers and turn them into superniggers
>>696206126
CRAWLING
IN
MY SKIN
>>696205943
Not even reading the argument between you two, but at least with mass shooters, they don't care about the color of your skin or profession. Can't really say the same for BLM supporters.
>>696196994
pink is great if you can pull it off
otherwise you just look faggy
>>696203132
filename topkek
>>696206126
We have a "revolutionary" amungst us
>>696203925
0% my BF.
Perhaps you should play for the rainbow team, fag
>>696205923
Lmao make me stupid head
>90% of this thread: Angry perma-virgin basement dwelling weaboo faggots posting pictures of fictional cartoon Japanese girls
>10% of this thread: Actual starter pack memes
>>696205943
First of all, you're a nigger on /b/. Do you think it's cute to act like you're anything but white on /b/? The sensible people don't like you.
Also lmao gotta source link for that info big boy?
>>696205758
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>696207369
10% better than we usually get
>>696207151
>stupid head
Wow anon, I guess my prediction was true! Your sense of humor truly is superior towards the other memes in this thread! Thank you for proving your point to me with this extremely funny and non cancerous comeback.
>>696206558
Lmfao you're so triggered. Anon, are you a nigger? Is this all because I called your humour out as nigger humour? What's the matter? Offended that our race is better than yours?
>>696207526
some nigger maymay
>>696207369
those memes are twitter tier it's filthy
>>696201956
Don't talk to me or my sons ever again
>>696207369
Shut up, OP. Your thread was only high jacked because it fucking sucks.
>>696202801
From some bullshit suicide movement. Supposedly it's like "oh hurr durr it's not a PERIOD because your life KEEPS GOING. Its a SEMICOLON a-hyuck"
>>696203653
>being elitist about dumb jokes
when do you graduate high school?
>>696206570
Fuck that, why would I keep my hair short a after being let go from the bastards?
Also, only lifers and degenerates get married in or before the military. That hat can burn in hell but boy to I want to kill myself
>>696207643
Shut up, nigger. Nobody cares about your effortless twitter starter pack memes. Again, only black people find them funny and nobody likes black people.
>>696207672
>this anon is triggered hurr durr
>that must mean he's a nigger hurr durr
So, how long has it been ever since your parents were divorced?
Also I don't mean to imply that I'm a nigger but being a nigger is a hell of a lot better than being a miserable faggot spewing out sad sobby bullshit about how miserable he is.
>>696208065
Ten years ago
>>696208148
>Shut up nigger
You do realize that I'm not the one who posted that pie graph, right?
So many butts hurting in here, y'all need to bring lube next time holy shit.
>>696203845
kek
>>696208429
That makes you a double nigger.
>>696208197
Spewing? You mean embracing.
Also, shut up. Your population only makes up 13% of this shitty place we call home. It wouldn't take much to make you go extinct. Your nigger opinion aren't insulting to me and you're only mad because I called you out for your shitskin you stupid porch monkey.
>>696208329
whats it like being on 4chan in your 30s?
as an aside my SAG folder has doubled in size thanks to this thread
>>696197296
actually pretty coolstuff tbh
>>696208635
>implying there's much difference.
>Implying I still don't consider death every day
>considering I didn't consider death ten years ago
What's it like not yet being quite old enough to be considered an adult?
>>696208621
>you're only mad because I called you out for your shitskin your stupid porch monkey
Apparently I'm also mad now? Coming from the depressed and mentally unstable anon who wrote a paragraph filled with anger about how he doesn't find memes on /b/ funny? Wow, you miserable emofags will do anything to go full denial about themselves. It's sad because everytime you try to hang yourself the rope breaks.
>>696205943
>11 out of 67 cases
>13% of the population
Once again, niggers find themselves over-represented in criminality.
Also
>mother jones
>>696208560
Oh yeah? Well you're a triple stupid head.
>>696209422
>memes on /b/
DO
YOU
EVEN
FUCKING
LISTEN
NIGGER
These are 9gag memes you fucking scum. Cancer. Dirt. Trash. Garbage. You pulled them off of Facebook and twitter. Fucking retards I swear. Continue nigging, I swear to God.
>>696208635
Yea not him but I'm about to turn 35 next week.. it's a bitter sweet feeling
>>696207369
>Angry perma-virgin basement dwelling weaboo faggots
>>696202653
>based lana
your meme is shit
>>696209946
>lana
>based
no taste pleb detected
>>696209946
Who is that whore?
>>696209694
>implying it's completely impossible for 9gag memes to be posted on /b/
When I say "memes on /b/" I literally mean memes that are on /b/, holy fucking shit. Were you naturally born this autistic or were you later diagnosed with brain cancer? Or could it be both perhaps?
ITT
>>696202744
wtf, is he treating the cow for constipation by blowing air in the intestines?
>>696207369
guess I should join them
Smug Anime Faces >>>>>>>>> shitty may mays. also your mad. >>696207369
>>696209694
>HURR DURR I DO NOT LIEK 9GIG MEME
>nigger nigger nigger nigger hahhahhhahahah ur a nigger xdddd nigger nigger nigger
do the entire human species a favor and kill yourself
>>696202653
the semicolon tattoo. no, your story is over once you've jumped on that bandwagon.
>>696210147
I'm implying you're okay with laughing at them you fucking dope. I'm autistic? Really? You laugh at 9gag shit. The place notorious for being abstract cancer. You have zero reason to live. Stop making excuses and take a pic of your nigger hand or nigger leg so we can finally confirm you're a nigger.
>>696203845
what the fuck is this shit?
>>696210405
Take a pic of yourself and prove you're not black. I'll stop if you do. Right now. Plus time stamp.
oc
>>696210166
this was me around 2003.
>>696201857
>filename
>>696210913
it should be 4chan instead of tumblr
>>696210166
Hey i had that shirt... And that cd... And played.... Oh no =/
>>696210913
how long did it HONESTLY take you to come up with that? Lol guize let's circle jerk over how cringy anime, fedoras, tumblr and vaping is lol look at our popular opinions do I fit in yet guyz? XDDDDDDD
>>696199213
KEk roasted
>>696210405
I smell a newfag.
This is reich
>>696203044
If quads i adopt them
>>696211210
It took me about 30 seconds
>>696211254
You literally stole that pic from somewhere. It's circulated on a bunch of shit sites like tumblr, twitter and ifunny. Stop posting you waste of space. You're not funny.
>>696210685
Well that's a fucking half-retarded implication that you probably pulled out of your ass within about 5 seconds because I NEVER said I laughed or hinted that I found 9gag memes funny.
This is so fucking flawed and cancerous because as you're bitching and moaning about memes not being funny, you're acting like a supreme edgelord at its finest continuously spewing out "NIGGER" in all of your posts. Do me a favor you angry autist, take your head out of your ass and pull out that soaking wet tampon out of your vagina.
>>696211327
Photo's three years old.
I'm pretty sure they're all dead by now
>>696211345
Exactly why it isn't funny. Try harder next time, dumb ass.
>>696199213
Haha fucking lost
>>696211210
fedora detected
>>696211579
Somebody's triggered
>>696211482
Shitposting time
>>696210166
Story:
>5th grade
>Not popular
>Meet one of the "cool kids" of the class
>We hang out
>He introduces me to Runescape
>Start playing it a lot
>I get linkin park CD from him for my birthday
>I ask him how to be cool
>He tells me to get me one of these shirts
>He points to the shirt he is wearing
>Just like shirt in the OP but with blue flames
>My Mom tells me it looks lame
>Don't buy a flame shirt
MFW I dodged becoming the edgiest kid around
>>696198654
Whole lotta newfag here.
>>696211526
D'awwwwe, that's cute. You're mad because I won't laugh at your 9gag memes. And lol at all of your damage control. You'll admit that starter pack memes are from 9gag and then say hurr I don't laugh at 9gag memes!!! But turn around to laugh at starter pack memes. God you're stupid, nignog.
>>696211754
Awwwwe, you upset your overused memes aren't funny? Try harder next time bud
>>696200878
this is more like the "he likely didn't actually do the thing he was accused of " starter pack
dindonuffin one would be
>gun
>grills/bling
>previous arrest record
>picture of themselves significantly younger/in graduation attire
>chalk outline on blacktop
>>696202388
ITT newfags who think rage comics are funny
>>696202553
Must... Not save...
>>696211984
you two are honestly the biggest faghots in this thread. go argue in /adv/.
>>696212375
Make me xD
>>696195677
My favorite
>>696211984
>ignoring completely what I said about 9gag memes
>back to square one
This is clear proof that it's absolutely impossible to have a conversation with a frustrated, sad autist. Wipe all of that sand out of your vagina and pick yourself back up anon, it's funny because you're calling me a nigger when you're acting like a delusional subhuman ape yourself.
>>696195527
>this thread
>>696212511
>HURR DURR 9GAYG MEME ARE BOT FUNNY
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>xD
We're reaching extra chromosome deficiency levels which shouldn't even be possible.
>Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:
1) They invented everything we use: rockets, paper, forks, guns, working vertical flight (unlike davinci), wheels, writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering splodes German bs to hell.
>2) The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet); all was peaceful until Euraberica began mettling with failed proxy wars.
3) The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects, even released and paid POWs for their labor... until they friended Germany in ww2.
>4) These 3 Chongs never unnecessarily nor independently decided to ravage/exploit the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain, Portugal n USA in America's.
5) in Africa, China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure while employing Africans instead of shoving in bibles, taking their food, diamonds, etc.
>6) During natural disaster they all work together to make sure everyone lives; there's no price gouging Jews or Rambo thieves.
7) their marriage + infidelity rates are far lower than Euraberica, where lifestyles cause middleage men to commit suicide and die poor.
>8) Their media isn't as depraved as ours, e.g. tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where a young boy got raped and In his other videos ppl get killed.
9) they actually get shit done instead of working 1 half hour or 2 half hour a day like in Ameroupe.
>10) Highest IQs, lowest crime rate. Their lit doesn't glorify murder, suicide, crying over destiny, cheating or wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare, oedipus, and western poetry)
11) Never invaded the middle east for false flags like 9/11 and nukes (occupation kills 100,000s of innocents+created enemies RN)
>12) No Abrahamic morality or western laws to stop their already-made progress in human biological engineering.
I'm not racist I'm just honest...
>>696212774
Ty for your service :^)
>>696206570
Don't forget the wife that's 6 months pregnant after being gone for 12 months
>>696208966
>30+ years old
>using smug anime face on faggot anime site
at what point do you just look at your life from and think "this is fine"
>>696212701
Proper nigger hate thread commence
>>696206570
>>696212945
>>696213287
If true, kek.
>>696213033
The only one I have ever saved that is 100% true
>>696213033
Nigger.
>>696213498
>>696213590
>post picture of black dude and people think I'm black
you fucking wot
>>696198361
>Rather be miserable than a child.
Yeah, it's called being an adult. The only thing you can be oppose to a child.
>>696203928
Would you take your ego somewhere else please.
>>696213222
>>696213293
>i ran out of counter arguments so now im just gonna post a bunch of nigger memes now like a complete edgelord suffering from daddy issues
>>696213138
This...
>>696213732
Oh okay sorry, is this accurate?
>>696213716
This is the most autistic thing ive ever read
>>696207526
hes just mad because red runs his city
>>696213293
Wow, you can't do anything right. I'm sorry you have to coop with such mentally crippling autism.
>>696199617
>the damage control starter pack
This thread is pretty salty.
>>696213909
Jesus Christ, shut up and post cuck pics. That is all I want, shit you not. I've called you a nigger this entire time because I have a fetish for black cocks, idiot. Get in the fucking loop already. I actually had to act like this was going to be a nigger hate thread and you STILL don't post cuck shit. I'm trying to masturbate in twenty minutes because I have to be at work soon and you're stopping me from doing so. Post cucks or shut up.
>>696214406
What did you expect? newfag.
>>696210714
have you never seen a roman candle?
>>696214334
when is autism not mentally crippling ??
>>696200878
That's like half of south jersey
>>696214422
Damn anon, now I can tell I've really pissed you off now.
>>696203132
WE WUZ KINGZ
>>696214671
My cousin is Autistic but not the edgelord type. He's more of the rainman type but without the moodswings. One of the smartest guys I know.
>>696214716
Implying I'm not 100% serious. Post cucks or shut up.
>>696214353
>damage
>HURR DURR THE STRANGR ON 6CHAN HURT MY FEELINGS SUCH DAMAGE
>>696214953
Ok.
>want to tell people in threads like these to stop fighting.
> on \b\
Am I cured yet?
>>696211482
>getting this butthurt
98% of everything posted here is reposts
>>696205019
How about you get cancer and die already so there's less people who promote bad habits around.
>>696214801
n shit
>>696214014
still can tell if with all white skin
>>696214909
I don't believe you.
>>696203044
kill them when you can, don't let these little nigglets become gun toting wannabes
>>696205123
>Dip is pure tobacco
Yea ok bro, enjoy your missing jaw
>>696214967
>being this mad over literally nothing
People like you make me realise that maybe my life isn't that bad after all, because your parents had it real, REAL bad
>>696216502
How about we stop using things that give us cancer all together?
>>696210913
>tfw when watching naruto amv right now,20 yo and virgin.
Good 1 anon, got me
>>696211210
How many scales have you broken?
>>696216795
>pulling the "omg ur mad" card
Holy fuck anon, you sure do run out of material pretty fast don't you? It's quite unfortunate that you a mentally handicapped sperglord who enjoys jumping to half-assed conclusions but please try to not let your mental condition hold you back.
>>696211482
>implying everything here is oc
>>696200878
New age niggras really do like those hoverboard things...
>>696202653
I don't know why but I hate that nose piercing in particular. Seldom do I see someone that actually pulls it off.
>>696196994
you already gay faggot.
>>696198019
Nice comeback.
>>696197296
/fa/ af
>>696198713
kek
>>696217237
>sperglord who enjoys jumping to half-assed
>>696203044
I live in Missouri and this makes me sad. 7 fucking kids with retarded names.
>>696217237
is it hard doing your shoelaces without getting mad at that too?
>>696197296
Eugene
>>696216884
Because big pharma wouldn't get their money
>>696213590
Sauce on pic?
>>696217930
are you always this depressing on 4chan because your parents left you?
>>696212877
Lol
>>696218277
No. I am because autism infused ass cakes like you exist.
Anyway, go get your mum you need to put on your helmet before you go outside
>>696210166
I had the one with the guy with the trident on it.
god help me
>>696210166
more like "the wanna be tough white boy and then when someone fucks with him he tells mom" pack
>>696218634
>ass cakes
13 year old try hard detected. How hard did your mother throw your head against the wall you flaming autist?
>>696210913
A bit unoriginal
>>696213138
>>696213976
you know, for year long deployments you get 2 weeks of rest and recovery after 6 months. well in the marine corps anyways. but yes the majority of military spouses cheat because they get lonely. they move with the spouse. they dont need to get a job, they don't know anyone, they stay at home all day. they need attention, super easy just to fuck fun.
>>696213287
What dude eats a chick out while another dude fucks her?
Niggas gay as fuck
>>696210166
Literally me apart from the linkin park
>>696212774
I bet you're supply admin faggot. You probably have a lot of pimples too.
>>696210913
>>696219170
Oh, I definitely agree. I'm on my fourth one. Haven't gotten one pregnant though, but I have fucked on that was already pregnant.
>>696210913
>virgin starter pack
can you "start" being a virgin?
>>696202801
Its the greek question mark actually
>>696219089
>>696218634
>>696218277
>>696217930
>>696217237
>>696216795
Completely convinced they are the same person
>>696213498
Is the fat one also mobbed because he's black?
>>696213571
God fucking dammit I'm a sucker for girls with choker necklaces.
>>696219089
She didn't, next question?
>>696201225
>Not using a smug anime face
>>696213716
holy shit this is so accurate. This is one of the reasons I dropped out of college. I studied business and practically everyone was like this.
>>696219922
Wow anon, it took you 7 minutes to respond to that post with this? Sorry to see that the extra chromosome deficiency is really slowing you down this much.
>>696211939
>mfw
>no face
>>696203044
you doing the most
>>696213716
that's fantastic.. so many people at my work complain about people playing pokemon go
Look at my meme guys
>>696220025
>Randy Marsh Starter Pack
>>696216255
true lmao
CANCER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696220327
Awh, special snowflake thinks he is special enough to warrant an instant response from a stranger from the internet.
Also, which one of your dads made that one up for you melvin?
>>696212774
kekd
>>696220853
>"thinks he is special enough to warrant an instant response from a stranger on the internet"
>responds quicker
Thanks for cooperating with me, peasant. Surprised to see that you're able to follow simple instructions. You're doing a very good job at wiping off those brain tumors.
>>696210166
>mfw i literally played runescape, wore stupid sunglasses, listended lp and have that exact shirt.
>mfw i have no face
>>696219662
fair point
>>696221077
the girl in the music video is not her though
>>696219779
So they're asking for anal?
>>696221404
Of anything you could have said, you said the cringiest response you probably could have said
Go take a cold shower and cool down anon, it'd also be the first one you've had in years
>>696222567
you're both acting like children. stop posting.
>>696222567
This is probably one of the biggest, most prime examples of brain cancer in action I've ever witnessed today. How many unfunny 9gag-tier reaction images do you have in your hard drive you basement dwelling neckbearded cunt?
If you truly are this mentally unstable then please do the human species a favor and inhale a bucket of liquid nitrogen.
>>696213716
The Pokemon GO starter pack probably includes
> Thinking a Wartortle means you become an emergency vehicle on the pavement.
> Thinking it's perfectly fine to go into people's garden if there is a pokecenter
> Avoiding responsibilities
> Food is automatically downloaded in mums fridge
> Doritos
> Dyed hair for girls pokemaster
> Pokemons protect my virginity
>>696221077
haha, do you even fact check? dummie
>>696223454
>trying this hard
It doesn't make it any funnier or better when you try your little cotton socks off, bless you for having an attempt, have a participation medal
The "kill urself faggot" starter pack
Black niggers are the most vile disgusting subhuman species walking on this planet!!
>>696224696
>"trying this hard"
>literally dedicates 7-10 minutes of time into responding to all of my bait posts
Damn anon, you caught me. I really am trying hard. Could you try to find something else to keep yourself occupied during the summer?
>>696225228
Dont worry, your sister has that covered
