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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>696167374 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>696167374

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed.
>Only one claim per anon.
>No stealing (unless trips or more).
>No oversexualised content.
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion).
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Insults must be original.
>If you're posting images you're not lurking.
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell.
>Most importantly, have fun!

Yoko claimed.
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Kek mods are taking their jobs seriously now.
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Akiko claimed

Did the mads flip their shit again? I wasn't watching
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Stop foroforing
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What happened?
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whatever
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>>696177565
"""""jobs"""""
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dghifigoeif I'm up I swear!
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>>696177565
Pseudo-tripfagging is against the random boards rules? Ayy lmaliens.
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Inb4 404
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>claiming yume
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Rem claimed
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>>696176361
>Shiro
That's one of my favorite things to do.

>>696176659
>Yuiko
Hi Yuiko.
No it's fine.
Was great to have you in the stream though.
I still think you should come there more often.
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This is the frist time I see a thread go 404 in a long time
>Claimed
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>>696177574
I honestly have no clue what happened. Sachii tried to make a new thread but that one 404'd as well.
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DSFARGEG
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>>696177848
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town
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dank
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Rest in pancakes Sachi.
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>>696176466 Homura
Yui has a huge problem with her music, we can agree? I only like a few of her songs after all.
It's kinda like with Madonna. I like some but most is nope.

>>696176398 Yume
I'd hope they do.

>>696176531 Shiro
I listen to a lot of emotional music, and that's not strictly accepted by society!
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>>696177861
Mods are doing their job, they will get tired of it quickly.
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I thought /b/ was for anything as long as it isn't illegal.
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Okay. I should really go to sleep now.
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>>696178020
>emotional music
Do you think I also don't listen to emotional music? The stuff I was linking was also emotional too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtndQzCUEY4
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>>696177983
Downloading. Let's see if it is good.

>>696178175
Technically we're breaking the 13th rule.


~Yuiko
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>>696177983
Can confirm, Sachii got banned for "Circlejerk" thread.

>>696178040
Read above.
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>>696178301
It's bretty gud, especially compared to the anime.
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>>696178175
Pfft, and anything borderline.

>>696178183
Sleep well. I know I wont when summer comes around.
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>>696177848
It didn't 404
It's just the mods giving us the occasional slap on the wrist

>>696177861
RIP, this usually doesn't last though

>>696178319
Well good fucking night Sachii
Guess I'll deliver his ohayou later unless he wants to bypass his ban, which is easy as fuck on 4chan
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>>696178378
Usually I don't trust the animes. I always go to the manga frist. Except, of course, when it is originally a TV Series.
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>>696178261
Heh, I kinda caught on to that.
It's just something you can't admit in public..
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>>696178319
Seems like they are targeting the ones who bake threads constantly. Hopefully he can get around it if he has dynamic IP.

>>696178261
Answer or IFHY would be better for the emotional factor.
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Miho claimed
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>>696178636
This isn't quite public, these threads. What artists do you usually listen to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWwAUAWN5lQ
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>>696178183
Hey look a Rory
Have a great night
>best waifu legs
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>>696178175
Well yes, but remember that mods are not obligated to delete or not delete anything that is on /b/, other than CP.

They can basically do whatever they want, that's why 'ZOMG NONE' applies to moderators as well. Which means that getting on their bad side is really not something you should do.
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>>696178794
Yea, I was more so referencing the Red House Painters and Low.
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>>696178175
>I thought /b/ was for anything as long as it isn't illegal.
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>>696178942
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I need to fucking bed b ut i cant sleep kill me
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Finally beat Furi

the last boss was actually kinda easy
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>>696178950
I didn't know that, now i'm terrified
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>>696179004
Kitty!
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>>696178566
Well, Sachii is taking refuge in Shino's stream for now, I can link you to it so you can give him his ohayou.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
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>>696179111
I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario
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>>696178950
lol mods
bad side
mods=fags that's rule#1 always has been
fuck the mods
what are they gunna do, ban my proxy?
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Lelei la Rallena claimed
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Y-Y-OKO!!!
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>>696178950
See >>696178301
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Best Android claimed
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>>696179475
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>>696179475
Dude, don't...
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>>696179475
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Look how serious is this stuff.
Sachii's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here.
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>>696179257
It's not done yet and I don't feel like making an account

>>696179366
Hello Cirno
Can you get some quads for me?

>>696179451
New Discount Megumin
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>>696179285
>>696179325
That's a lot of fapping. The hell does she play? Must be good.

>>696178835
Most recently Moumoon, I guess. I don't know a lot of artists I enjoy the output of with great consistency. Rammstein and Knorkator would be the local.. representatives.
I probably listen to soundtracks more than normal music. I'm no good with sticking to genres either, so my music collection is a clusterfuck of specific songs from throughout the ages.
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>>696179247
I need to patch that hole.
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Should I take a shower lads?
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>>696180045
Let me touch the legs
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>>696179861
I'm not cimo
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>>696180049
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>>696179508
>

>>696179861
You don't have to make an account, that's just if you want to have your own stream for that site. But yeah, I'll tell him that you wanted to give it to him.
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>>696179861
What?
I've never switched
Today is my first day here
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>>696179861
Cirno switched to Tohsaka rin
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>>696180049
>>696180105
>>696180169
>>696180217
This fucker is really trying to get us deleted again
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somebody really wants to shitpost, but they don't quite get it yet
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>>696180276
and to many more things
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>>696180289
Loli is legal you dimwit
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>>696180330
Stop it.
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>>696179593
We are breaking a rule, but if mods really cared we would already be out of here.
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>>696180289
who is "us" and why/how would they be "deleted"
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>>696180370
When the mods aren't pissed.
I'm a lolicon I know what im talking about.
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>>696180289
See he has a princess but I get all the others
Hot princesses he wants one I want all the others
Cause he's gonna be a sucka
See I'm the pimpin' man of the big ran
And you wanna be in the band
Well I'll be your main man
To get you out of that rant
Because it's coming down with the town
Everybody knows they're gonna be found in the big round town
Play this boys
Cause it's nothing with the toys
Time to quit playing with your toys
Cause Mario ain't even an atario
You wanna play with gabario?
I have the toys with the moise and everybody knows it's coming down with the toys
Doise
Of the boys
Man my boys don't even play with games anymore
They're on their reigns with the dames
Man you wanna hit it down with the town I had the big brown
I had the big town of a-bound
I rebound that ball and shoot it
I'm gonna make it because I'm the top t-t-t-t-top dog
Man when they want something good they can come to me
Cause I'm gonna be like the sea
Fast and nice
But I'm gonna make it hit it up like the little spice
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Pina Co Lada claimed
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>>696179802
why can't everyone of you retarded waifuists just disappear from the face of the earth I hate every single one of you so damn much YOU HAVE NO OC YOU LYING FUCKS YOU ARE NOT THE DAMN PINNACLE OF BOARD CULTURE YOU ARE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FUCK YOU.

I don't have a reaction image close to the eternal raging fire of hatred that is forever burning inside my empty heart but I'll attach this image anyway

>>696180147
How disappointing

>>696180220
Tell him it's nearly done

>>696180250
Could be, I haven't been paying attention today

>>696180276
Man I need to be briefed on all the switches. can't keep up with the heresy anymore
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Mein Waifu
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>>696179864
Kancolle.
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>>696180683
my dick is now hard
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>>696180505
The pasta israel.

>>696180506
Mein Fuhrer.
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Claiming this Fuckin travesty
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>>696179864
Rammstein and Knorkator both have interesting sounds. Ever heard of Kvelertak? I haven't listened Moumoon ever I believe.
>vidya soundtrack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wUKsr27iJo
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>>696180902
Such a waste of a radish.
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>>696181142
We can share
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>>696181142
eww too old, i bet she can walk allready
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>>696181142
not as big a travesty as this thread
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>>696181163
>>696180846
My bad.
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>>696181284
i know these girls are old enough to be in school wtf?
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>>696181336
relax he made the bitch eat it after
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you do WHAT to children?
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>>696181464
little girls and the police?
make sure you don't mix those, it won't end well
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>>696181464
>>696181557
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>>696180505
Well, he vanished from the stream saying he needed to look for his phone, but I'll tell him once he gets back on.
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Going shopping.
See ya
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>>696181464
so you want to fuck babies and then get shot by a female asian cop?
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>>696181464
>knock knock
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Oh hey everyone it's me sachi.

Anyone wanna ERP and talk about boobs and shit?
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What's going on in this thr-
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>>696181793
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>>696181864
MOAR im almost there
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>>696181654
Thanks

>>696181832
you forgot the emoticon and the roll at the end
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>>696181956
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>>696181862
Waifu claiming and some dude doing toddlercon
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>>696181162
Hmm, I didn't check out Super Metroid in a while.. but I still remember that from playing. They did amazing things with the SNES' sound chip.
That track reminds me a bit of Dungeon Keeper, which was very athmospheric, too.
>now I got distracted browsing some soundtracks

Here's a nice cover Moumoon did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KB1yiKFFMs

>>696180676
Wow, she must be quite determined.
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>>696182051
more like 3 ppl waifuing, 1 toddlerconning, and over 9000 fapping
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Yo.
New update for Yandere Simulator.

https://youtu.be/MOycJOmrlA4

I love this game
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>>696182255
Wouldn't surprise me tbh, also you have double dubs
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>>696182255
>over 9000
And 0.5 people posting shitty memes.
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>>696182255
kek
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>>696182341
I honestly think you're a cool dude but
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
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>>696181162
>Kvelertak
Oh, and no, I have not. The closest I know is Raubtier, I guess, who sing in Swedish (and have a pretty decent singer).
I'm not very familiar with metal on the whole.

Knorkator mostly does comedy songs.. well, exclusively, I guess, but 10/10.
Not as international as Rammstein, though.
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>>696182378
>posts meme

shits on others for posting a meme that they dont adore/like

>hypocrite summerfag
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>>696182378
your shitty meme is shitty

and you arent worth of the .5, you arent a person and hold society back so much you owe us, you are over -9000 of a person
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>>696177897
Please. Don't ever write again
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>>696178319
Sachii got banned? For how long?
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>>696182341
Well shit. Haven't checked in on that in a long time. Last I checked, he couldn't update the game on time, and so he was going to put more things in the next update.

>>696182843
3 days.
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>>696182763
I didn't write that you fucking reted.
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>>696182843
I assume 3 days, like everyone else who got banned for the same reason.
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>>696182840
>reted
fucking retard, gtfo dont ever come here again
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>>696182843
Probably 100 units in microwave time. Unless I messed up the conversion, of course.
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Do you faggots even own a life?
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My father...was a baker...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, cooking. Mommy orders take-out to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183095
jk i love you all
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>>696183030
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My father...was a cloud...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts raining, crazier than usual. Mommy gets an umbrella to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a samefag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts reposting, crazier than usual. Mommy gets an sage to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
My father...was a police man...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he arrests crooks crazier than usual. Mommy obeys the law to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696182967
>>696183010
Nice work deleting your post before someone replie- oh wait.
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>>696183084
they want the d
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My father...was a nigger...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stealing bikes. Mommy locks her bike to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father . . . was a faggot . . . and a fiend.

And one night, he starts assfucking, crazier than usual. Mommy has a VAGINA to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
My Father... was a pokedad... and a fiend

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, uses hydro pump. Mommy uses a electric pokemon to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
My father...was a camwhore...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he whores out on /b/ crazier than usual. Mommy sages the thread to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696182204
Wew, those vocals are not for me. I've always been semi into metal, but not a full on metalhead. I enjoy comedy musicians, but not if I don't understand them.
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>>696183234
faggot ERPer
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My mother...was afraid...and a fiend

And one night, my momma got scared, more scared than usual. She said I'm movin' in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I did not like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
My father...was a jew...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts making money off interest, crazier than usual. Mommy gets a lawyer to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a virgin...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he faps off crazier than usual. Mommy disconnects the internet to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
>>696182967
Please don't write again. You can't even spell retard right
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>>696183349
that shits gay post some good shit at least to ruin threads
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My father...was a bawksy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he makes a video on youtube, crazier than usual. Mommy an heros to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was Vince...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he advertises slap chop craazziier than usual, chopping. Mommy gets Billy Mayse to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a terrorist...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts exploding, crazier than usual. Mommy gets America to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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I'm bored!
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>>696182840
fucking retard
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My father...was pedophile...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, posting CP. Mommy tells him to have a seat right there to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
>>696183433
Hah, and he has the power to delete his own post. Too bad he was slow as fuck to do it.
>>
My father...was a Jesus...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he dies for my sins, crazier than usual. Mommy watches Zeitgeist to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a plumber...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stomping koopas. Mommy hides in Bowser's castle to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
>>696183433
It's a meme you reted
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My father...was a Girl...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he bitches about stupid nonsense craazziier than usual, crying. Mommy beats the shit out of her to shut her up. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183331
lol, I kinda sent you one of the 'worst' in that regard on purpose. I enjoy her live singing a lot, but it's not for everybody.
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My father...was a leprechaun...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts rainbowing, crazier than usual. Mommy gets a gold pot to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
My father...was...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual and accidentally a whole bottle of coca cola. Mommy asks if this is bad. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183592
Learn how to spell then post. It isn't that hard
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>>696183517
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My father...was a Ganondorf...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, triforcing. Mommy gets Link to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183517
We are not here for your amusement, but the shitposters are. Just keep lurking like the rest
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My father...was a slowpoke...and a fiend

And one night, one night he starts posting combos, crazier than usual. Mommy gets a c-c-c-combo breaker to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
>>696183668
It's a meme you dip
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My father was a Korean... and a fiend.

And one night, he goes off crazier than usual, offering pizza and hamburger. Mommy gets pig disgusting murderer George W. Bush to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was the OP...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, posting fail threads. Mommy tries to post OC defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a gamblin' man...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, way down in New Orleans. Mommy sews my new blue jeans to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a faggot...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, fagging it up bareback with all kinds of PENISes. Mommy goes lesbo to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Fat fuck...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, eating. Mommy gets a diet plan and a boflex to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183730
That's better. You reted
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>>696183592
memes arent meant to be an insult, retard. calling someone a reted makes you seem like a retarded kid with down syndrome calling a scientist a genetic mistake
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My father...was a newfag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of posting "you raff you ruse" threads craazziier than usual. Mommy is a newfag too, so she participates in the thread, instead of defending herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
My father was an astronaut... and a fiend.

IOne nuight, he goes into space, craaazier than usual. Mommy stays on the ground to defend herself. He doesn't like this. No. One. Bit.
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My father....was Micheal J. Fox...and a fiend

And one night, one night he starts shaking, craaazziier than usual. Mommy plays with an etch-a-sketch to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

Because of parkinsons.
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My father was has anyone... and a fiend.

And one night, he goes off crazier than usual, really been far even as decided. Mommy gets to use even go want to defend herself. He doesn't to do more like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183636
I was wondering why didn't you send 'I Found Love' first.
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>>696183782
The House of the Rising Sun detected
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>>696183872
That's why I enjoy messing with these kids, they're too easy to aggravate. Thanks for the insight
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My father...was a dark type...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, putting himself in defense mode. Mommy uses her trap card. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was an iPod...and a fiend.

And one night, he goes off craazziier than usual, dominating the market. Mommy goes and buys a Zune to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a pretty cool guy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night eh goes of craazziier than usual, killing aleins. Metroid gets a X-Buster to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183872
Fuck you reted
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My father....was a drunk...and a fiend

And one night, one night he starts drinking, craaazziier than usual. Mommy calls the cops to defend herself. They dont come. Not. One. Cop.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
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My father...was a space marine...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, plasmaing. Mommy grabs the demons to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

And then dad was a zombie.
>>
/thread
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My mother...'s name was Lorena...and a fiend.

And one night, one night she goes of craazziier than usual, lopping off Daddy's PENIS and hurling it into a field. Daddy wakes up. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a hippie...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, ranting about posessions being evil. Mommy puts Slayer on the stereo to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696183636
I'm not too into high pitched vocals. Do they only do covers?
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>>696184044
You gonna delete this post too?

Ecks fugging dee.
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My father...was a spammer...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, and spams /b/ with Girugamesh. Mommy unplugs the modem. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a doctor...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, saving lives. Mommy gets AIDS to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184044
>reted
fucking retard, go back to 9gag/reddit
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My father...was a loli...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of crazziier than usual, jailbaiting. Pedobear watches from the closet to defend itself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184137
so who are you anon?
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My father...was named John and I hate ever last one of you.

And one night, he goes off craazziier than usual, dying in a car. Mommy goes and just blew me. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit. Shit was so cash.
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My father...was a American Economy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, crumbling. Mommy moves to Europe to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184185
is that where the kek kids came from?
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>>696184185
gtfo reted
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My father...was a furry...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of crazziier than usual, yiffing in hell. Mommy hits him with a car to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>so much cancer in here
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My father...was a nigger...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, shooting some b-ball. Mommy got scared and said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle. In. Bel. Air.
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My father...was a theoretical physicist...and a fiend.

And one night, he creates a resonance cascade, crazier than usual. Mommy got a crowbar to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184287
back yo 9gag/reddit you go summerfag
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My father...was a president...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, making me read his lips. Mommy fools him once to defend herself. He doesn't like this. A fool me. Can't be. Fooled again.
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My father...was a Weaboo...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, watching anime. Mommy stops playing JRPG's and starts playing WRPG's to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184235
You tell me mr disappearing post. Aren't you meant to be deleting rule one violators, not your own post?
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>>696183970
Her nose is a little stuffy in that or something.
>or they used compression on the vocals
Not that big of a deal, but the other is the better live song. The fact her voice almost breaks once isn't that big of a deal.

I'm gonna make pizza.

>>696184125
It's a bit of the opposite case for me, although I have no problem with deeper vocals.. and the absolute upper end of the vocal spectrum is too high for me, too.

They host a monthly live show where they do whatever they want, but their albums are mostly original songs.
Often in Japanese.
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My son was a whiny bitch... and a pussy...

And one night, he pissed me off a little more than usual. I started punching him and my wife (his mommy) takes out a knife to defend him. I didn't like this. Not. One. Bit. So I raped her... My sons face was in awe, I didn't like this either, so I questioned why he was so serious all of the sudden. He did not respond, so I took the knife and in one swift maneuver he was smiling once again.

I was pleased.
>>
>>696184308
its a 9gag/reddit raid
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I am a faggot I suck old men off for money but honestly I would willingly do it for free
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Ack ack-ack...ack ack ACK ack...ack ack ACK.

Ack ack, ack ack ack-ack ack ack ACK ack, aaack ack. Ack ack ack-ack ack ack ack-ack ack-ack. Ack ack-ack ack ack. Ack. Ack. Ack.
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My father...was a pokemon trainer...and a fiend.

One night he goes catching pokes Craazziier than usual.Mommy throws a pokeball to his pokemans to defend herself.He doesnt like this.Not.One.Bit.
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My father...was a PENIS...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, fucking. Mommy closes her legs to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184456
>Nigger
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My father...was a /b/tard...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, playing battletoads. Mommy wants to play castlevania. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
Necrobump
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My father...was cool face...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of crazziier than usual whit the problem. Mommy calls an officer to solve it. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a shiny pidgy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, appearing in a battle. Mommy smacks the game out of my hand because i'm not listening to her. I punch her in the face. She crushes the gamboy away to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
My father... was a ryu...and a fiend.


and one night, one night he hadukening, craazziier than usual. Mommy gets a Tiger fist to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a writer, you would have like him.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, being in a dystopian future. Mommy hits him in the head and put him in a black bag to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184443
Check and see if you like either of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CrDd_RcsCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0Wcudidqg
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Summer's early
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My father... was pete the butcher... and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off crazzier than usual, hackin' and wackin' and smackin' that meat. Mommy calls the police to put Pete in jail. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Chop.
>>
My father...was an Arbiter...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, killing the Flood. Mommy gets the Gravemind to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was Tom Green...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, on his show. Mommy spams him with "nigger nigger nigger" calls to defend itself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Cumshot Surprise...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, advertising. Mommy never knew what the fuck hit herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184477
>>696184287
>>696184235

All me.
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>>696184672
Sunday morning cartoons.
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>>696184443
Again? You can't stay cute eating that much pizza, don't forget it this time. Pizzas have feelings too, you should understand how hard it is when you forget about something.
>>
My father...was an Australian...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, and drags us down to the basement. Mommy doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
>>696184449
You raped your kid at knifepoint? Fucking savage
>>
My father...was a GOATSE...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, buttplugging. Mommy clicks the X at the top right corner of the screen to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
>>696184672
Summer is all year 'round. This is by no means unusual.
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mine
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My father...was a PENIS...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, fucking. Mommy makes him pull out to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was >>696184787...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, being a newfag. Mommy /facepalms to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Is the. All OC, Or what.
>>
My father... was Lost...and a fiend.


and one night, one night goes craazziier than usual, claiming that everything is because of time travel. Mommy changes to Heroes to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a sex deviant...and a fiend.

And one night, he's fucking craazziier than usual. Mommy gets condoms to protect herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
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>>696184864
Hi.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ
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My father...was a banker...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, offering subprime loans. Mommy orders regulations to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184864
Claw! Is it really you? How is it going?
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My father...was a space marine...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes craazziier than usual, getting the plasma rifle. The cyderdemon fired the rocket missiles to defend himself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184787
reted kill yourself
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My father...was Schoenberg...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he destroys tonality craazziier than usual, composing. Mommy writes a secondary dominant to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696184672
It's July
It's mid summer in America
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My father...was an affinity deck...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, attacking with atogs and arcbound ravagers and even ornithopters. Mommy sideboards in Hurkyl's Recall to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was The Game...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, reminding. Mommy just lost it to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a newfag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazzier than usual, posting in u raff u ruse threads. Mommy posts gore to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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Well, thread is dead. Bi.

>look at me mods muh rule 13
~signature
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My father...was Moot...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, b&hammering. Mommy gets W. T. Snacks to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...Fresh Prince...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, shooting some b-ball outside of the school. Mommy said you are moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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Your girlfriend's father...was PHONE...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, makin your phone ring and asking "Wat are you doin with my daughter!" Ur honey tells you her father's been dead for years. You don't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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>>696185063
I live south of the equator
It's like winter
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My father...was a writer...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, writing the same sentence: "all work and no play...". Mommy locks him in the freezer to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was L ron Hubbard...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, starting up a religion. Mommy joins too, to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was Moot...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, starting 4chan. Mommy calls up FOX News to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was Travis Barker...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he decides to let Blink-182 break up and continue to play with shitty shitty bang bang side projects and not bring it back until 2009 more than usual. Karma comes back in the form of a plane and lets him board it. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My nigger...was a nigger...and a nigger.

And one nigger, one nigger he goes of niggggier than usual. Nigger gets a nigger to defend herself. Nigger doesn't like this. Not. One. Nigger.
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My father...was Alex Jones...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he gets jewier than usual. Mommy takes us all to Isreal to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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