alright continuing the thread
by the way this is going to become a series
"betas in the wild"
>>696154313
roll
"Yeah, but does he stuck his tongue in your ass and swirl your corn pellets in his mouth? I would."
>>696154333
Trips do it
rolling for dick
>>696154333
Send dick pick
>>696154313
roll
send this to the girl
"Listen here, you fucking slut. I will personally come over to your house and tear your ass a new one. Whether you like it or fucking not, I'll kill you if I have to."
>>696154444
You gotta get tired of having a 100 pound dishrag slapping into when you fuck tho sweetcheeks
Hello tyler1
>>696154333
>>696154444
You better fucking obey
Don't forget this when ending your message OP
>>696153801
>>696154659
YOU FUCKED UP MY MAN
>>696154650
Kek roll for this
OP, when all is over here, you owe us some pics of the girl.
>>696154313
bump
>>696154659
EDIT IT QUICK
real men dont cheat and fuck other girls while dating,
and thats some shit joshua has been doing bby
>>696154659
YOU FUCKED IT UP
>HEAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696154659
>heat
how could you fuck up this bad
>>696154444
Quads spoken op
>>696154659
>typo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>696154659
*cheat
>>696154659
you fucked up you stupid mother fucker
>>696154659
you glorious motherfucker
>>696154659
correct it right now you virgin
>>696154739
this
>>696154807
this
was still a fun ride
>>696154659
bump
>>696154659
Post reply then get the hell out of here
>>696154777
Trips again
FUCK
ITS CHEAT
IM CORRECTING IT
the dick pick was to josh so you can still deliver
>>696154659
OP is a madman confirmed
>>696154768
>messenger
>edit
>>696154313
WAIT was this the same guy from the thread asking for a 10/10 response to the girl on facebook like an hour ago?!?!?!? holy shit i think it is thats funny as SHIT did anyone screencap that i wanna find his facebook now
>>696154313
OP i need info on this female please mane
>>696154313
Why you have to fuck this up OP
Tell him that she's been sending nudes on Snapchat and that everyone on 4chan is spreading them around. And that you got an infection after fucking her.
>>696154986
She's 12
i thought the cover story was for later
you should have kept hitting on his girl and insulting josh because he was starting to get butthurt as fuck and it would have made him look like a total beta
You stupid cuntfuck, josh is cheating on you with me
>>696154967
yes, old thread is about to die tho. OP is a faggot for not linking it
>>696143636
>>696155024
No wonder she's hot.
>>696154967
I have been trying for a good ole fb raid but op isn't game
>>696154986
And I need this one
send the dick pick to Josh trips and quads all over the place don't be a faggot op
>>696155092
>>696155024
never bothered me
>>696155024
Yeah, that'll definitely put anon off
>>696155109
>.gif
>>696154777
send this op ! obey trips
>>696155092
The only lies are your relationship, and you telling me no, when your asshole winks yes
SOMEONE POST A PHOTOSHOPPED SCREENCAP OF HIM ASKING IF SHE'S CHEATING HELP OP HELP OP
ill tell you what's a fucking lie. Every time anyone told you you're anything but a dirty slut whore cum bucket faggot bitch. That was a fucking lie
>>696154722
nIGGa he got trips and quads on the same comment he had to go for it
>>696155024
then i'm wii bowling
We got the trips for dick to josh, you better deliver
>>696155258
rerolling
>This fucking thread
>>696155092
Call her a cunt and tell her that she doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about
Now tell her you were just saying that to see if he was still there and now that you know he's not, ask if she can give you a hummer.
Joshua is the most amazing guy you've ever met? Did you know he's under investigation by the FBI for possible links to a Al-Qaeda splinter group called ISIS? Yeah that's right, ISIS. Is he still a the most amazing guy you ever met?He can't be because guess what he's not even a guy. He's a post op female to male trannygender. Your dating a woman (girls name). So why don't you ditch the zero and go for an hero?
>>696155238
Roll
WHATS THE COVER STORY BOYS
>>696155092
kek
>>696155092
Forgive her for fucking Joshua. Then tell her he can fuck her pussy but the anal is only for you.
>>696155251
Someone please do this, this shouldn't be hard for /b/. I'd do it personally but my power went out like 15 mins ago and hasn't come back on.
>>696155251
This might work if they aren't next to each other
>>696155322
WinRAR
>>696155238
Lel roll dis
>>696155251
Vote for this. I could do it but I'm on mobile
Tell her he goes on 4chan to ask for cp
>>696155338
Cringe
>>696155369
>>696143636
Alluh Ah Quints !
55555
OP is a faggot and won't deliver the dick pick to josh
>>696155238
>>696155251
roll for dis
josh aint even mad tho
>>696155515
FUCK
this thread
>>696155515
Allahu Ah Quints
FTFY fgt
>>696155515
So close. Yet so far.
Sucks to suck m8
>>696155555
>>696155545
>>696155545
F U C K
>>696155545
So fucking close holy shit.
i liked this one better.
will be making an actual account so i can do this more lmao
>>696155238
Roll for this
Send a dick
>>696155238
rollin'
>>696155668
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>696155251
how would we do this without there names and it would look awful suspicious censored but if op can do it
>>696155668
gawd
>>696155668
Fuckin OP xD
>>696155668
>an hero
kek
ay fuck off it adds to the layers of irony
WHERE IS THE DICK PICK TO JOSH
>>696155668
Dick pic, Op! The world's on fire already, you've nothing to loose but the next kek
>>696155668
Fuck OP that was gay, fucking learn grammar aswell >an
>>696155668
Went from epic thread to cringe thread
>>696155668
send a BBD pick
>>696155668
>ditch the zero and go for an hero
>>696155668
>(girls name)
My sides.
>>696155668
Now they can't take you serious anymore. That was so fucking random, the cringe hurts.
it was a copy paste
>>696155338
>>696155668
thank you op, but you know the (girls name) part is where you put her name so she nows it's directed at her
The spicy bois are upon us
>>696155929
this is better
>>696155668
>(girls name)
rlly
>>696155896
your life is cringe thats why you can relate to the feeling so well.
>>696155915
Fucking multi-chromosomed spastic. Jeez dude.
Send asshole pic
flaccid dick pic
>>696155668
>(girls name)
Thread is gay now
LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF OP
Now you're a troll OP. Good job
>>696156079
>now
niqqa
>>696155668
You said an hero but its a hero xD
trips and you say how jealous of their relationship you are and just want love
Op didn't follow the post
>>696156154
bait
>>696156180
reroll
@696156154
Lol I didn't think anyone caught that xP
This started as such gold. Now slowly going to shit.
>>696156154
week..
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>696155668
>(girls name)
Op you must regain your honor... challenge him to a helicopter dick....
direct quote from the man himself since i dont feel like fuckin uploadin another screenshot
from the bf:
"I think you're the one who needs to "man up" starting shit like this for no goddamn reason. Don't you try and make it seem like i started this. You know damn well i didn't ask you to message her to see what she'd do.
>>696156220
is this a joke?
>>696156250
Month...
>>696155800
xDDDD
>>696156184
thread had potential
>>696156220
>>696156220
You're not serious, right?
DICKPIC
I
C
K
P
I
C
POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES! POST HER NUDES!
>>696156223
>now
>slowly
I beg to differ
OP deserves perma ban for this bullshit
>>696156180
I like it, nearly wraps it up
Reroll
The day, where a girl broke /b/. And I thought such stuff is possible only in fairy tales.
>>696156220
What the fuck. Are you doing.
>>696156499
OP OP OP OP OP
@696156289
@696156346
@696156363
Idk maybe
He croaked under the pressure of having a potentially great thread rest in poptarts
>>696156575
>>696156499
>>696156044
Dubdubs confirms OP's fate. This is the only thing that could redeem OP and open the gates of nonfaggotry
Op can't even ctrlc ctrlv
>>696155411
Double winrar
>>696156543
My bad anon-kun :33
>>696156575
NEWFAG DETECTED
Send a picture of a horse penis... to the guy
find me the best dick and i'll do it.
fuck my life.
>>696156667
>>696156575
OP. STOP.
@696156694
Don't apologize to someone who isn't talking to you, you spook.
>>696156044
roll
im not a retard lmao i dont @ niggers
>>696156782
>>696156777
TRIPS SEND YOUR OWN DICK FAGGOT
>>696156818
That obviously isn't working so maybe try again
>>696156777
F U C K I N G D O I T
NOT LIKE THIS
FUCK
>>696156838
>>696156777
Kys you're done for fag
>>696156154
Gtfo Summer
>>696156818
That was my bait you dipshit
>>696156903
D O I T
see the problem is hes a real person that i know irl and this is on my real account
bout to get fuckin suspended and all that shit
we were chill till this post
>>696156838
>>696156289
>>696156346
>>696156363
>>696156543
>>696156664
>>696156738
>>696156782
>>696156973
Too fucking bad. I made "your bait" my bait. I'm the master of this bait.
>>696156777
>>696157121
thx i will be using this b8 from now on faggot
>>696156220
Roll
>>696157076
You fucking have too though... it's trips...
>>696157121
Man, you sure showed me
>>696157121
They used to call me the b@ man. I'm here to make 4chan.com great again.
>>696157299
shut the fuck up you god damn faggots. kys
>>696157299
.com? get outta here newfag
>>696157121
>>696157299
Oh boy I sure love
>4chan.com.nsa
>>696157121
Just call him "master baits"
>>696157169
ftfy
do i send the dick pic to him or her
>>696157299
.YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE DUBS YOU NEWFAG PIECE OF SHIT
>>696157299
>>696157397
>>696157340
Guys stop taking the b8 m8, you're all ir8
>>696157503
Him. And tell him you were trying to get to him the whole time.
>>696157503
BOTH FAGGOT
Is OP gone now or so? I mean, would have liked to see the reaction (TM)
>>696157503
send the dick pic to him then be like "shit sorry that was meant for her"
Still waiting for OP to post dick
>>696157587
Roll
sending now
>>696157611
I like to visit \b\ every now and then just to throw some of the oldest bait in the books like @ and .com and watch newfags call me a newfag
>>696157819
awesome man
>>696157737
u da best
>>696157737
I like to visit \b\ every now and then just to make people think im retarded and watch retards call me a retard
>>696158012
Fucking retard.
>>696157819
Sounds productive
>>696158012
retard
>>696158012
That's the most retarded thing I've heard in 8 months
>>696157737
Not OP Alert
>>696158012
>>696157737
OOOOOH
>>696158124
What happened 8 months ago
>>696158159
>>696158188
You were born (^:
Thread is still on life support? Move it along guys. Let it die.
>>696158277
its hanging in there
>>696158188
I summerfagged onto 4chan
Backstory?
>>696158277
>>696157737
80% sure OP abandoned thread when he realized he was in over his head
>>696158273
Fuuck. Got me.
im not gone yet.
gonna kms good night
>>696158403
Yeah sure
>>696158459
OP IS AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>696158403
I was born 1994 in Riverside. Failed highschool, acquired ged, joined military.
Depression.
Alcoholic now
>>696158459
>>696158459
>>696158171
How could you know?
>>696158540
i got trips. had to do it.
>>696158459
Oh sweet baby satan
>>696158459
Should've did something with your balls my dude. They look weird
>>696158459
this is fucking perfect i'm dying
thank you based op
>>696154468
That's enough internet for today
>>696158459
thats uhh... thats a shop.
>>696158617
fuck i forgot to tie rubberbands around them
>>696158549
You're weak kys before the winter consumes you
>>696158459
>>696158459
BREAKING NEWS
OP DELIVERS EVERYTHING
COULD IT BE HE'S NO FAGGOT TOO???
>>696158577
I spent 8 years getting my Doctorate in Online Forensic Analysis
It was easy to spot
>>696158459
SHOP SHOP SHOP
>>696158679
No that's not it. Give me a minute it'll come to me
>>696158459
4CHAN IS SAVED. BLESS YOU OP
>>696158459
>>696158799
Welp. Much like Shakira's hips, Dubs don't lie.
alright fuck it im giving away my personal information idgaf just give me some facebook likes
Alex Urman is my full name
search on fb you'll find me
>>696158722
>>696158870
These guys are just happy they saw a dick and don't care for the fact that this is a complete shoop
>>696154615
rollerino
>>696158975
Get out of here with your lies
>>696158975
I wish fb had a kys option
wew lad OP.
>>696154615
Also roll for this.
>>696155238
rollerino
>>696154615
This
>>696159219
>>696159157
>>696159078
you're a bit late lads
Goodnight guys
goodnight and may the beta live on
op signing out
thread is kill. goodnight fam
@696159510
@696159554
@696159452
Goodnight
Make sure to log on 4chan.com tomorrow so we can talk about reddit
i thought op linked josh the thread early on in the other thread? i left then. how is this still going?
>>696158459
So you're telling us you send a dickpic, and don't show the reaction of the lucky guy? Come on mate..
>>696159920
Josh said he couldn't load the link or something
I guess that's it then. RIP thread, this could have become a legend, but rather became bullshit.
>>696158549
When you were an alcohol how many did you kill?
this had potential, fuck op didn't delivered the dick pick
