It is time for the secret's of /b/
I have for 2 years used my dog's mouth to help me cum and was my first time ever
I wanna be the new Joseph Stalin.
>>696142800
anything is possible through Jesus Christ
bmp
Bamp
My girlfriend cheated on me and we broke up. everyone thinks I'm well but I cry every night thinking about her
I let strangers come over to sleep with my wife.
Slut coworker didn't want to have sex with me. So I put a thumbtack in her condom. She goes on vacation and comes back pregnant. It's actually made her life better. She's settled down and found a professional job, no more drugs or drinking. I should feel good about it I guess.
>>696143718
sorry dude, that sucks
>>696143789
Stop this cuck propaganda
>>696143789
pimp life
>>696143842
haha, nice one. Would you ever tell her?
>>696143718
Damn bro. Sorry about that. That's literally the worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
I hope you get a new pair of tits and forget about that bitch
I'm leaving her for another woman
>>696144043
that's gonna kill her.
A few days before my friend's wedding night, he asked me to come over to his house for a surprise he was throwing for his soon to be wife. When I came over there were at least a dozen and a half men at his place. Turns out he wanted his wife to enjoy her single life one last time and we all did a gangbang on her.
>>696144000
I don't have the balls. What I did was on a mental level. I don't know what I was thinking? Like "I know this girl sleeps around and this will get back at her." This was 3 years ago when I was 16 and working my first job.
I had a random guy send a cock pic to someone I know today. She didnt respond.
>>696142692
I once sissord kicked my dick on the back of the head
>>696143842
correlation doesnt mean causation. She clearly got prego on purpose to start a family like normal people do. you are making too many baseless assumptions. you have no idea when/where/how she actually got knocked up.
>>696144300
okay i guess, dont ever telling is the better option then
>>696144387
She had been planning a trip to CA for a while. She left 2 days after I did what I did. And when she came back, after she realized she was pregnant I was like "you didn't use a condom?" She answered that she did. I don't think she wanted a baby with her fuck buddy. He's not around and she's raising the baby solo...
>>696144876
if she really didnt want to get prego should would've been on bc
>>696142692
im completely alone as fuck
I induced lactation for a fetish
>>696145278
Same
>>696145110
It's all good. I've never told anyone this. Feels good to throw it off my chest.
>>696145278
could be worse
I just dumped probably the last girl who will ever like me with a joke out of fear of being in a committed relationship.
I'm straight but I love cock. I hooked up with a guy from Grindr who drilled my ass like a pornstar and made me cum without using my dick. I miss the feeling.
I sexted with a dude on grindr later found out it was my younger brother
i cheated on my boyfriend last week and let the person i cheated with cum inside of me
I have been studying tantric sex for 4 years now and I have got to a point where i can make myself get hard and cum in 10 seconds without even touching my cock. I secretly want to become a superhero.. like spider man.. shooting my slippery white justice in the face of evil-doers.
>>696145742
Im pretty sure that means youre gay.
>>696145858
Is this a thing? Can you cum on command?
>>696145865
I'm pretty sure I'm bi.
>>696145842
Stupid bitch
>>696145865
indeed. the only way it couldnt be gay is if he beat up the other guy afterward and told him god hates fags and he will go to hell
>>696146095
Same thing basically
>>696142692
I fucked my middle school tewcher.
<I was home schooled.
I like 80% of shadmans art not into beast or futa though
>>696146232
I'm actually against gays. I just love cock.
>>696146190
Wow what got up your butthole pal? Can't someone make decisions without your consent?
>>696146406
well admittedly what i did was kinda stupid
>>696146352
dont be so hard on yourself. I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend, you could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been living in
I log into my ex's FB every now and then to see if shes got any nudes shes sending out
I know how the media and school tells me that black people aren't so bad... but like when I see them in public. They're always doing bad stuff. I dont get it. Am I racist?
I got molested as a kid. Fucked me up for 17 years. Always acting out and shit. Always thought I was a piece of shit and got treated accordingly by my peers. Had heaps of anger so would work out a lot so im pretty fit. Not bad looking either but id always blame that. Sexually I was fucked up. Addicted to porn for years always fapping and always sexualised the wrong people (i.e my mother, cousin etc) and I always imagined myself in a submissive role
I would do shit like sneek into my parents room when they were asleep. Or when she was turned away. To get caught I guess and be shamed.
Then I met my ex. She treated me like shit, put up with her weekly suicide attempts, daily fights and suspected cheating and lying. That fucked me up worse and I couldnt hold down a job was in debt and fighting my parents. Lived at home so I couldnt get away. And this bitch was always over or being needy/clingy.
After a while I started melting down and she sensed this and found someone else. Fucked him behind my back and lied to me about it. I fucked a couple of girls before I found out but I just lost my shit. But she would never admit she slept with him. She would lie and say she was just sleeping over and they cuddled. And I was so fucked up at the time I put up with it. Despite all the evidence against. She ended up getting hooked to meth and now they live together but she's probably fucking other dudes. Fucked her a few times before she admitted she was sleeping with him.
I went to some dark places. Ended up dropping out of uni that semester after him and I got in a fight. Gave him a black eye and he scratched my lip. I was so lost I ended up seeing the only way as getting back at her was to fuck someone else in front of her. She had a cuck fetish at the time so she went with it. I fucked a hooker and stared this bitch in the eyes while I did it.
>>696142692
a massive fear of mine is cheating on my girlfriend, shes so wonderful and i love her to pieces, i know i wouldn't do anything to intentionally do that, but i'm scared of other people taking advantage of me when i'm drunk and shit.
>>696142692
i claim i'm not racist. i'd like to believe i'm not racist but i hate the chinese
GF was an ex drug addict. For some reason we ended up at a party where meth was being used (her old drug of choice)
We both gave it a try and it was my first time.
Long story short,
Meth makes you very horny, and I watched two other guys fuck her that night
I hypnotize people and when they're under I jerk off next to them. Haven't been caught yet
>>696146733
yup
>>696146783
end it now faggot
>>696146933
can you type the long story
>>696146783
You might want to seek help and don't talk to someone like that..
>>696142800
>>696143138
>implying Stalin wasn't Jesus Christ
>>696143718
i'm so sorry man, only time will heal this shit
it's ok to cry, things will turn around m8
>>696146733
according to the media, yes, You are a racist
>>696146783
got molested too. Fucked up everything. And forget her, you deserve someone better
>>696146493
No greentext?
>>696145742
The characters in Brokeback Mountain were totally straight too, they just happened to love the cock.
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
>>696147496
right wt is wrong with the noobskis
When my nephews stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. their parents are conservative godfags who do all they can to detrimentally shield their kids from reality.
>>696142692
i really hate hipsters but i dress like them, talk like them & listen to their music. also, i hate beards but i have one. i see myself as creative but i've never created anything. also i drink coffee but i hate it
>>696144155
i hate chinese
>confession
I've licked, sniffed multiple pairs of my friends wifes panties. They were sweet and succulent and i fantasized about her in them while jacking off in their shower
>feelsbadman
>>696148248
you sir, are a fag
>>696146933
Kys cuck
>>696146933
> be me
> gf is ex meth head
> we go to party
> both use meth
> giant 6'5 nigger there
> she knew him
> introduces Tyrone and his brother desean
> her and Tyrone start making out
> to stunned to stop it
> they start having sex
> to beta to leave
> start crying and jerking off
> desean makes me fluff him so he can pound her next
> clean Tyrone off once they are done so I can taste gf (she wouldn't ever let me taste her)
> desean pounding her while I clean Tyrone
> clean desean off once they're done
> score tasted her twice now
> bam instant alpha status for me
>>696148403
are you a hipster? just wondering.. because i think hipsters are the ultimate conformists
I fantasize about worshipping my younger sister's feet
I'd say although this is weird it's pretty tame compared to some secrets revealed on /b/ (assuming those secrets are legitimate)
>>696148456
Huh. Thats not how it happened
I killed Olof Palme
meth is so white trash
>>696148456
>>696146933
Topkek
>>696148559
naah I don´t know what I am, but not a hipster
>>696146783
My nerves were so high I actually went by his house and checked his trash to see if she was there or if she was lying. I knocked on the door but they wouldnt answer. I actually bought her a car for our anniversary she used to go to his house. Took it from her house and sold it as revenge. Even though it was in my name.
My sexuality was so fucked up at that time I was drinking and smoking pot all the time. Crying constantly. Broke down constantly. Broke af and completely lost.
Kept chasing her. Helped her kick the meth one but she went back there and was hoped. Called her the day after her bday cause I couldmt get through the day before. She was fucked up on meth (fyi she didn't get introduced to it by him, it was another friend be just bought it for her) and went on about how we're done etc. Decided in my head we need time apart and I need to be better for her. I was dating someome before this happened who I dumped causr I was still in love with my ex so I didnt want to drag her through it. She accepted it and moved on unfortunately.
My ex and i got in contact again and I was doing really well by that time. I went out and happened to meet the same friemd that introduced her to meth and asked her if my ex had been sleeping with that guy. She said yes.
Wehn I confronted my ex she denied it. I didmt think anything of it until I asked her to meet me out and she admitted it. I was on anti depressants already so it got worse. From the time I found out she was seeing him and she denied it till now I must've spent thousands on drugs and hookers.
>>696148789
Thankfully Id started seeing psychologist which helped me get through shit. Had a motorcycle accident a month ago and that made me have unable to escape my thoughts. Only thing to do was stay at home and smoke pot. Ive always been restless never realised it was due to trauma. I only realised how badly its been fucking with my head and how much time ive lost. Right now im kicking my sex addiction working out and reading. My mind and body feel free and everyday seems amazing. Im naturally happier and my game with women has increased tenfold. My body hurts still due to the accident but I can exercise which is awesome. Hopefully I'll get a massive pay out from the accident so I can get out of debt and travel. And buy myself some new shit. My brain seems to be functioning a lot better and i feel smarter and more co-ordinated and it shows. I start uni tomorrow and I can't wait to just get on with everything.
First time I've said everything out loud at once. lol actually tearing up. This is probably going to get lost in cyber space but fuck it, it was worth it. If you've read this, thanks for listening you /b/astards
>>696148248
I also hate trendy hipsters, like despise them, but I do like their haircuts and do sport pic related's haircut myself
>>696148874
FUCK sorry
I work for a company that gets hired to promote agendas or products on social media websites. We pretend to be consumers. On /b/ we post anti white stuff. Thats been popular lately. On Facebook/twitter we have hundreds of fake accounts dedicated to making certain topics trend and what not. Ask me anything I guess.
>>696148627
nice. doesn't it feel better to get it off your chest. like a huge weight being lifted off your shoulders
>>696147851
what part am I exactly supposed to greentext wtf
>>696147275
Haha yeah i tried once with pills and driving. Unfortunately I've always had good reflexes so I lost control of the car but handled it quickly.
>>696148937
explain the anti white posting
>>696148456
So basically you sucked two niggers so they could get your girl high and fuck her? Yea real alpha status for you.
>>696148817
I hope the best for you
>>696148937
Nobody cares
>>696149219
Thats very clearly a joke post
>>696148937
i wanna kill you
I want to make out with my cousin's friend
she's 7
>>696149219
honestly i doubt it's the original guy who posted that. ya got rused.
>>696149357
what the fuck dude
>>696149299
He posted something else and someone else asked for details, I think it's real
>>696149235
Thanks dude, that means a lot
>>696146493
>>>696146406
>well admittedly what i did was kinda stupid
Lemme see your butthole gril
>>696149403
he's sick. that's what the fuck
>>696145842
kankerhoer
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>696149357
i feel ya. When I was 17ish I made out with one of my sister's 9yo friends, was her 1st time
im in mad love with a girl but im insecure about her feelings. She kinda told me but i fe thats not enough. Im compely wasted emoionally but act normal around friends
>>696149792
how old are you?
>>696149219
I did what I did, not proud of it. But she did get pregnant with our baby, TJ, right after that. Pic is him.
>>696149103
Some sjw company hired us to do what they called "crowd dissipation" or some shit like that. Basically, they felt this website was the center for a lot of racism and shit they dont like. Theres a science behind it but fuck if I know it. I just do what I'm paid for and we outsource certain tasks to the indian click sites. Anyway, they want to push pro minority stuff on this website /b/ in particular
My first time sex was anal. My bf raped me. I didn´t realized what happened and get on with it. He still raped me and I still didn´t knew what the fuck is going on. I isolated myself and still talked to no one about it. Everything is pretty fucked up now
Me and my girlfriend have been together for 10 years, she's perfect and we love each other.
At the same time I'm in love with my co-woker from another country.
>>696150108
>>696150077
show us a few examples of the type of thing posted here for that purpose
>>696150056
Old enough.
>>696149609
you'll have to buy me a drink first
>>696142692
we have this thread every fucking day and it is never interesting u fucking normies
>>696150341
make it interesting anon
>>696150065
>>696148456
>>696146933
My girlfriend wakes me up every morning with a blowjob.
She swallows every drop, and says that she can't go through a day without my load inside her belly.
>>696150065
>literally googled black baby
>masterb8
>>696146933
Im the guy that posted this. I did not post any of that other shit. Everyone involved in the sexcapade was white
>>696150561
Ffffffffffuuuuckkkk mine would rather have it in her pussy so have to have sex can't have a sweet blowjob when I wake up :'(((
Discuss about the negative sides of weed consumption, which often get diluted by weedculture and the general hype..
I love to smoke btw, just not that often that it fucks you up.
Weed is great, but it's not flawless. no drug is.
When I smoked daily for over a year, I noticed some bad things going on and I knew I had to do something.
I'm not the only one who had to deal with nausea, a rapid heartbeat etc.
>Just wanna hear some of your oppinions on that topic:
>What are you bad experiences with weed?
>Do you know people who ended up badly cause they smoked too much?
this is no weed hate thread
>>696150077
it's not so much the agenda i hate.. it's the deception. same reason i hate salesmen, commercials, anyone who gets paid to lie, to mislead, to pretend to be something they're not. i hate dishonesty
>>696150661
Can't back track now. You already admitted everything
>>696142692
i fall in love all the time
>>696148817
Get personal injury lawyer, I'm about to get 29k in my settlement. I'm glad things are looking up for you.
I "had sex" with 5 hookers last week. I couldn't get a boner with any of them :(
>>696142692
about 9 months ago I hacked one of the biggest affiliate networks there is on the market nowadays, I stole around $500,000 USD in a 5 month timespan and walked away like nothing happend. It still hunts me till this day
>>696150733
ups, my bad, just wanted to host a new thread
>>696148937
Honestly knew things like this were happening. I bet it's a big business hearding the sheep.
>>696142692
I've never told a secret
>>696150661
meth is so white trash
>>696147389
Are you familiar with meth at all? It makes guys last forever in bed. I couldnt really get hard at all so I kind of just watched. Yes I realized what happened.
One of them had a huge dick though. No homo
>>696145451
>I'm d-dangerously fucking cheesy!
Holy fucking kek
>>696150108
Dani?
>>696150871
fantasy
>>696150790
me too
I fall in love with new guys all the time and it's so tiring and pathetic
>>696151248
Ha, only if you knew ;)
>>696150868
I have the same problem.
I can't keep hard with 10/10 Escorts. Probably because I watch too much porn, and fap daily.
>>696150270
cumon give the guys ?/b a little ass hole action
>>696150733
weed makes you do stupid shit like this
>>696151194
what is that an image of? i can't figure it out
I'm addicted to fucking prostitutes. I have no issue with getting girls the normal way but I just can't stop paying for it.
I convince myself I won't do it again but I excuse myself and end up in the same depressed/shamed place only to go start the cycle again.
A 14-year-old girl gave me a blowjob. She was my student. She's still blowing me throughout the summer.
I left my first love for another chick. I regret it completely. The chick I'm with now is very dull and boring. She said she was into the whole Daddy dom thing but is uncomfortable with anything actually kinky. With my first love she was a lot more comfortable with me, we could go on and on talking about whatever. I would actually get butterflies in my stomach with her. I haven't had that feeling since.
I wish I could turn back time so I would be with my ex again. I miss her so fucking much, I dream of her too. But, I can't do that. This was my choice and now I have to deal with it.
Why don't I leave the chick I'm with now? Because I don't want to be alone.
>>696151468
You will get HIV if you keep doing it.
The fear of getting HIV helped me stop my addiction to hookers.
>>696151369
Oh my god good, I thought I was the only one! I was pretty much thinking it's because of my daily fapping to some pretty interesting porn.
I killed a guy with cybersex
>>696151420
paciscor mendosus labores solis memoria
>>696151255
that's normal if you;re a dude. slut if you're female
>>696146646
well? any luck? go ahead and dump
>>696151551
grreentext?
>>696151129
Kek couldn't get hard because you were "fluffing desean"
I pissed on a towel in my room once because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom
>>696151733
I'm pretty safe. I go to a brothel where the girls are clean and it's a bitmore expensive than usual hookers.
How long have you been hooker free and how did you do it?
>>696151895
everyone does that anon
>>696151895
Normal, me too
>>696151771
There's no denying I'm a slut
>>696151984
>>696152028
Well, that makes me feel better
>>696150108
What is happening now
>>696150056
Know someone who could benefit from one?
>>696151194
I don't know why but that picture scared me
I was molested by a neighbour at age 6
Earlier this year I found out my older brother was molested by the same person
I don't know when I'm returning to my home country but when I see that guy I'm going to fucking kill him
I'm a 38 year old fat bitch.
I met a hot as fuck, tall and muscular 21 year old guy online. I flew him across the country to fuck me. Bought him some electronics and designer clothes to thank him.
He keeps asking when he can visit me again.
I'm going to call the police on a drug dealer I know because he keeps selling weed to my bro which is affecting the family.
>>696152107
prove it
I masturbated my friend (female) three different times while she was drunk second time she sucked my dick felt good.
>>696150270
>>>696149609 (You)
>you'll have to buy me a drink first
I'll buy you all the drinks you want if it ends up with me being balls deep in your shitter anon
I fucked my welding teacher shortly after I graduated.
>>696142692
I fucked my ex girlfriend's mom many times over a four year span.
>>696152366
DId she ever remember
>>696151761
i think i've been there before but i can't remember when
I found 3,000 once, spent it in 2 days...
I was addicted to roleplaying an 11 yr old girl losing her virginity over and over by fooling guys on IRC into thinking I was a kid. It was the only way I could get excited for a long long time
>>696152254
My body is ready & willing
>>696152230
i know many who need it
>>696152514
et tu
>>696142692
so how does that work?
>>696152607
sounds like a nice sugar Mama/Daddy situation anon
>>696151798
Sure.
>be PE teacher
>helps train students in running for fitness
>helped her pass her fitness test
>before summer break, she gave me head in the gym equipment room
>was too weak to resist young flesh :(
>freaked out, wanted to turn myself in, asks /b/ for help
>/b/ fucking helps, tells me I just have to convince her to not tell
>convinces her to not tell
>needs to convince her not trying to get my beeg and ditch so we can stay "friends"
>been going on a lot of outings with her throughout the summer, sometimes her parents knew (for the clean wholesome stuff like hiking only), most times they didn't
>now we've developed into a sexual relationship
>not sure how to proceed when school starts again
I shortened things a bit because the story gets a little long.
>>696148817
I wish you the best for the future.
>>696142800
Trump? Is that you?
>>696151633
so you're saying it works. you're saying that your efforts are changing people's opinions? where's the data, what are the metrics?
>>696152740
how'd you get her to give you head bruh
>>696152607
Kek. You 21 and hot?
>>696152459
first and third time she did and got pissed at me now she doesn't talk to me but the second time she "blacked out"
>>696152165
pretty sure it's anal
>>696145742
Still always curious about messing around with a guy.
Sometimes at the gym I get the thought about a guy sucking me or me him in the showers.
>>696152630
Like?
i am male
>>696146807
wtf keep your head when you drink with people you don't trust, that is rule number one.
develop some sort of ethic for everything in life anon
>>696152247
what's it a picture of?
>>696152823
0.25 CENTS
>>696152252
don't get caught
>>696152907
she remembers the second time
>>696152862
I didn't get her to. I've known her since last September and she's been training and hanging out with me (innocent hang outs only) for months before it happened.
As it turns out, I can't tell when people have feelings for me until their mouth is on my cock.
>>696151406
XD HOHOHO
>>696153285
how did the first time go?
>>696153121
im pretty sure she does, she loves to suck cock even though she likes to act up tight
>>696153285
Is she actually hot? Or is it just her age?
Do you fuck or does she just suck you off?
>>696146306
so, your dad?
>>696153029
what does .25 CENTS mean?
>>696152371
a couple of shots and my ass is all yours (if you exclude my boyfriend)
>>696152907
you did a dick move.
this is why you can't have female friends
>>696152740
We almost got caught by her bf, Tyrone.
> was pounding her
> Tyrone walks in
> he's giant 6'5 nigger
> throws me off her
> he starts pounding her
> crying because I'm scared
> jerking because I didn't cum yet
> they finish
> Tyrone says he's telling if I don't clean him off
> clean him off
> says we gotta keep doing this or I'm going to prison
> /b please help me
>>696153434
how long was it ago
I frequently masturbate to my aunt and have tit pics that I saved from her messages that she sent to her husband.
>>696152636
yes me. when youth dies, reason is born
I currently run/star on two successful YouTube channels, quite a lot of you have heard of me I'm sure.
Anyway I have been struggling to make decent quality content recently so I just throw together videos and hope that people still watch.
>>696153631
last time was about two months ago she was wet as fuck she liked it but now she doesn't talk to me anymore
I'm 22, gf of almost 2 years is 19, her her little brother is 15, his best friend is a girl that's 14 and I fuck her on a regular basis, nobody suspects a thing because I often give her rides home or pick her up so they can hang out, seems fine when I'm horny but as soon as I cum I get instant terror and regret because fuck jail.
>>696152973
all the children in china
>>696153778
Onision and OnisionSpeaks
>>696153778
or FilthyFrank and TooDamnFilthy, am i right?
Sometimes when noone is around I jerk off :^)
>>696153884
How would you sort who goes first?
>>696148817
read every bit of it, just so you know. good luck dude. keep up with the therapy and therapy meds. so many people stop taking them once they start to feel better. can't stop them.
>>696153830
> her brothers name is Tyrone
> he once caught us
> so he made me watch as he pounded his sister, my girlfriend
> was crying and jerking the whole time
> made me clean him off when they were done
>>696153830
ur goin to jail bruh
>>>696152371 (You)
>a couple of shots and my ass is all yours (if you exclude my boyfriend)
I think I'd rather get you pass out drunk first, this all feels too consensual for my liking
I'm black and wish I was white
>>696154203
Nah, as long as Tyrone is getting sucked no one is telling
>>696154034
by age? spanker chooses
when i was around 10 yrs old my friend from across the street invited me over to her house, she was first kid inthe street to have internet so we watched porn (she was 13), she sucked me off and we kinda fucked
>>696153401
It was interesting. I was very shocked by was was happening. Her technique was obviously not very good since she had never done it before. Scraped me with teeth more than a few times. But she was so cute when she was trying so hard. It was from that alone that I came in her mouth.
>>696153465
She's still growing. Hot or not is a preference I suppose. I think her body will just keep getting better. She's a runner so she's fairly lean, and I guess I like her body's definition? I'm not good with words. She reminds me a bit of a young Beata Undine.
We haven't done vaginal yet. I still think maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I kept her virginity intact if we don't work out (which is most likely... I mean, I'm her teacher).
>>696153624
lol that's pretty funny! Continue?
started self harming for the first time yesterday. trying to quit drinking and smoking and realising that i don't fit in anywhere
>>696154356
That's a lot of butts to spank.
>>696154312
Tyrone? Is that you?
>>696154173
doubtful
>>696145742
>I'm straight but I love cock
seem right
>>696154459
i meant how did it lead up to that moment
>>696153913
>>696153978
Neither, but I do occasionally make videos with Frank.
>>696152254
>He keeps asking when he can visit me again.
must have been some awesome electronics
i m black and i have regular dick
>>696153778
Have you tried reaching out to your viewers? Being a youtuber is definitely a hard thing to do.
>>696152254
i'd love to hear more about this( if it's true )
>>696154356
yeah but they really, really deserve it. spanking task force?
>>696154459
Instead of describing her, just post a clothed pic of her.
>>696154173
Lot of insecurity in this post
>>696142692
I am a confidential informant for the State Police. I have been directly responsible for getting multiple drug dealers and criminals of varying degrees of severity arrested. I get paid
>>696154459
Where are you from? In germany the legal age of consent is 14
>>696152948
dif anon here, im kinda the same way. I shower with/around other guys quite a bit but never tried anything. I share an apt with a long time friend, see each other nude a lot. But if i could do 1 thing with him id gently fuck him, has 10/10 ass.
>>696154765
I'd set up a clinic. Like the dentist but everytime they visit there's tears.
>>696152254
Is 6`4`` tall enough for ya cuz i am ready for new 4k monitor :^)
>>696154643
holy fuck
maxmoefoe and maxmoefoegames?
>>696154699
We have had a tough year if I'm honest and it's mostly things I couldn't make public.
As for our content - it's just rehashed material and mocking the formats of many other channels we despise.
>>696153778
Gay retard, is it you?
Or it is niggger fagggot?
>>696154992
Tyrone??
>>696152288
fuckin snitch
>>696155148
nah i am white
>>696154643
>Hating his job
>Disgruntled
>FilthyFrank trio
Max, my autistic nigger
>>696155138
Are you Tyrone?
>>696154939
spoken like a boss :)
>>696155057
>>696155138
We'll it's common knowledge these people frequent this image board. So, there we go.
>>696142692
I was physically abused and humiliated as a kid. My dad loved doing joint locks on me and other things that wouldn't leave a mark and then laughing at me while I cried, then he'd send me to my room. Plus my sister was a lying, manipulative cunt who got my parents to spank me just because she could. I became weird as shit and angry/confused all the time except while doing something to escape like reading or video games. I got good grades, but I hated school. When I was around 11, I mentioned that I had thought about suicide and my mom just went to my sister's room and cried and I was grounded. My dad then said to tell my mom that I was just kidding. She laid a huge guilt trip on me so that I had pangs of guilt whenever I felt suicidal afterwards. I kinda suppressed it and only recently began exploring that side of myself. I've got bunch of health problems that mainly make things painful or disgusting but aren't life threatening. I've never been laid and I hate meeting new people. I've hated life except for a few moments so far and I can't find it in me to kill myself. I've got a shitty job and a bunch of debt because I went to college and dropped out. I've got a couple really good friends but I can't see them often because they're all busy with their own lives and moved kinda far away. I can pretend to not be really fucked up and can even make people laugh for a while, but they quickly find out that I can't hold a conversation or read body language or basically anything a normal person does. I've taken to talking to myself and saying really violent/suicidal or other terrible things semi-conciously. I can stop it sometimes but at others I just get caught up in it to where I'm shouting and sometimes have a weapon in my hand when I snap out of it. I've been afraid to tell anyone and I can get locked up in my state if they think I'm a danger. I'm not even sure I want help as it gets worse when I relive some of my past. that's my secret
I wanted to blank to blank in order to receive blank from a small blank.
{sex, convert, child, Judaism}
>>696148817
i read it all
I wish you the best friend what you have in front of you now is pure potential.
life is to short to live in the past live here and now and be happy
>>696150231
all the cuckold threads
>>696154699
Hi Fousey, you boring shit cunt
>>696155057
Definitely maxmoefoe
>>696155326
>>696155290
You misunderstood me.
Both these names are used by a youtuber idubbbz.
>>696150077
>>696154596
It was a couple of months ago already. We usually have after school jogs, but as summer break got near, people stopped showing up, because it's just a club. It didn't really deter Missy though.
Since she was the only one that showed up, I told her we can just cancel for the day, but then she asked me if I could help her made the basketball team next year. Being a helpful PE teacher, I was excited that someone wanted to be coached, so I lead her to the school gym, where because it was so close to end of year, it was also empty.
I unlocked the equipment room to get a few basketballs from the cage when I heard Missy closing the door behind us. I asked what she was doing, and she just got close and held her slender body to mine.
I remember she started off with "I think I'm in love with you" but the rest was a bit of a blur because the shock was setting in, and her body rubbing up to me wasn't helping me hide my erection under my shorts.
I didn't try hard enough to push her away when she reached for my shorts and breathlessly cooed "Please, just once..." I also didn't push her away hard enough when I was about to cum, but she thought all blowjobs must end with swallowing. I had to use my teacher voice to tell her to spit it out.
>>696154312
I wish you were white too
>>696154271
truthfully that'd be preferable, just make sure you leave me hurting/with evidence that you fucked me.
>>696155372
Kek, funny shit right there.
>>696155673
dear god
>>696154873
Yep. Probably won't make a move first or try anything.
but kind of hoping one of the fit guys in the gym showers will provokingly touch themselves as a hint towards me to get it started..
>>696154787
Not a chance. I'm not gonna get myself /b/rad'ed. I also respect her.
>>696154853
I am not from Germany :( but I doubt there's anywhere where teachers can get blown by students.
>>696155938
No one is gonna /b raid you and it isn't disrespectful, we just wanna see what she looks like, come on were all friends here
>>696144010
>literally the worst thing that could happen to someone
>>696144000
full house checked
>>696146284
fuk up
I'm horrendously in love with my friends partner and have been since before they got together.
It's been 3 years and it still hurts the same.
i habe a benis :DD
>>696156136
I'm sorry, but the answer is still no. I told /b/ a secret that no one knows. That is as far as I would go.
>Be me
> 7 years old
> Camping with my family
> meet a guy named thomas
> he is 14
> We become pretty good friends
> A little too good
>After a few month's he asks me to go explore a forest with him
> go in there and walk for like 10 minutes
> Stop in the middle of nowhere
> He asks me if he can fuck me in the ass
> i agree
I had no idea that this shit was so gay at the time. So i just let him.
> He fucks me in the ass a few times in the month
>Skip to 2 years later
>family stopped camping
>Parents get a divorce
> My mom finds a boyfriend
> It's Thomas fucking father
> We havn't talked about it. Ever.
My older sister once jacked me off.
>>696156789
oh dear fucking god im screencapping this
>>696154271 (You)
>truthfully that'd be preferable, just make sure you leave me hurting/with evidence that you fucked me.
I'll mark you permanently so that you get constant reminders that your ass is mine and that I can take it whenever I want
>>696156665
/b just cares about you and wants what is best for you. With a pic we could tell you if she was worth it or not
>>696156899
Should i tell anything else from camping. Other stuff happend too.
>>696142692
I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, struggled in school throughout my childhood; even failed 3rd grade, flunked out & transferred schools a lot. I used to have some talent in art and was accepted into art school after graduating high school at 19 :( dropped out, worked here & there for minimum wage but never held a job. My parents are extremely hard working & successful. there's nothing i want more than to make them proud but i haven worked a day for more than 10 years. I'm not financially independent, I'm in my 30's and i'll never feel a sense of accomplishment. i'd have killed myself many years ago if i could ignore how it would affect my family.
>>696156984
yes go ahed
>>696150013
wtf???
>>696156789
Thomas dad was named Tyrone.
>>696148817
If I were to see a psychologist and they found that I have some sort of disorder. Would they have to put that on a list?
Will employees know I'm bipolar or something,?
>>696156927
Nahhhh. She really just looks like Beata if she was 14.
I just don't care anymore.I'm 17,never had a girlfreind even though I could've.Two girls asked me but I refused I didn't like the first one and the told the 2nd one:"I don't really need a girlfriend."And no I'm not gay.As time flies by I slowly realize I could literally never have a girlfreind and end up all alone,and I'm totally okay with it...It may be because of the fact I never experienced what being in relationship feels like.(I've been in love 2x.).After I'm done with highschool I have no idea what next,I have no idea how my future will turn out and yet I simply don't care
>>696150661
i love how the only thing you corrected from that story was that they were not black.
>>696157279
underage b&
>>696157279
Mods
>>696150561
>tfw you will never know this feel
>>696157057
Ok here goes
> One time was kissing Thomas mom
> his dad walks in
> first time I ever met Tyrone, huge 6'5
> he gets angry and starts fucking his wife
> scared but excited I stay jerking off
> Tyrone makes me clean him off
> hell yea I'm the only kid n class to have tasted pussy
>>696157279
ENJOY THE B&
>>696153778
Erik, make some new videos. We bored as fuck
>>696157279
It's all downhill from highschool.
>>696148456
>>696153624
>>696154173
>>696157416
>>696157354
You don't understand. The message was typed while they were 17 and they turned 18 while they were posting!
final bump bye thread xoxo cc;c;;;c;;9;9;00;;
>>696157612
Goddamn, he's dyslexic, tried to type 71
>>696146783
Molestation details please, like a good little girl
i own squatting slavic gargoyls
>>696157576
Fuck, Tyrone gets around I guess
>>696156789
>At my caravan
> Thomas walkes by and asks if i want to g o explore
> I knew what it ment and went with him
> When suddenly a girl named Jess askes if she can come.
> We looked at each other and nodded
> She was 7 and i was about 8
> We went to the forest
> At the usual spot
> Thomas askes jess if she knows what sex is
> She says yes, but she had never done it.
> He asks is she want to learn some things
> She nods
> Me and thomas spends the whole afternoon licking her ass and pussy
> She stays and watches him fuck me like he usually does
> And then we go back too her
> Me and thomas doesn't know if she told her dad.
>mfw them no longer virgin
BUMP LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>696156585
ARE YOU A FEBALE?
>>696157943
:DD
I want more people to talk to, but I only really relate to people from here, and it's hard to find a decent thread to slip my Kik in.
>>696150077
So you are the cuck thread lord or just a faggot?
I want to rape my sister.
I'm level 26 wizard and I'm afraid I'll stay that way because the thoughtof letting someone get close then leaving fucking terrifies me.
>>696158255
Well no, its not really an organization I work for. Just one person, a guy named Tyrone.
> get a thread going good
> Tyrone comes over
> fucks my gf
> makes me clean him off
> gives me $10 for making his /b posts
> all wins for me
A buddy of mine has multiple personality disorder, doesn't remember shit afterwards.
I keep having sex with one of his other personalities.
Even if he's faking is and knows what's happening the entire time, the thought of him being so sinister makes me so fucking horny for him.
